#in the Park and otherwise

[disappearinginq]

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I am like...99% positive we share 99% of fandoms, so you a snippet for Slow Horses so I can drag you into that one too and make our circle complete :-D This one is based off of Conspiracy Theory (ye olde whump galore movie). General background - more people than just the Park know about Frank Harkness's child-assassin cult, and some people aren't thrilled with Frank in general. However, they get some wires crossed, and don't realize that River wasn't one of those kids.

“But give me the gun.” He held his hand out for the weapon, hoping, praying River would hand it over without the Dogs doing something stupid.

But if they did…

Lamb would be armed.

And he would do terrible things to protect his people.

River’s face crumpled, the very definition of abject misery, a quiet sob of relief and perhaps resignation escaping between clenched teeth. “I’m sorry…I’m…” he glanced at the Dog he’d stolen the gun from, “sorry. I didn’t…I didn’t mean to…” He let the gun fall forwards, loose in his grip so that he handed it grip first to Lamb.

No sooner did Lamb’s fingers close around the cold metal, River was slammed from both sides by the opportunistic Dogs, thrown to the tile floor hard enough River yelped in pain.

��Hey, hey-” Lamb shouted, “take it easy, he’s one of us!”

Lamb can admit that perhaps he lost his temper, just a bit, when the hand cuffs came out and they wrenched River’s arm around to fasten the metal around his wrist, trying to flip River onto his stomach with a knee to the base of his neck so that he can barely breathe, even though River wasn’t fighting back like Lamb knows he could. Because the problem with River has always been he was a star student - with the worst luck imaginable.

River wasn’t trying to fight them, but he was trying to get them off him, but he’s trying to roll sideways to get his right side off the ground and out from underneath the Dogs’ punishing grip while they tried to argue with Lamb that they’re not hurting him and this is for his safety as well as yours-

Lamb points the gun directly in the Dog’s face. “Let go of him now, or you’re next on the wall at St. Leonard’s,” he pulls the hammer back, “understand?”

[chloesimaginationthings]

Helpi and Rambley are gonna fight in FNAF

[haunted-desert]

LINKIN PARK: Numb Live in Texas (2003)

[dollarstorefern]

*cough* if you hate amber volakis i hate you *cough* (just kidding!) (i’m not.)

[haaam-guuuurl]

[answermywearyquery]

happy pride! 🌈 | beyond evil edition (insp: ½ + ½)

+ bonus:

[heymrspatel]

i love the way you smell

[weedle-testaburger]

before trans awareness week ends i may as well make you all aware of some of my favourite trans blorbos

[potatoes-tomatoes]

this was one of kenny’s favorite deaths believe it or not.

[carlestin]

parking lot

[agent-jaselin]

In which Jongerry have to go to Florida.

Gerry had to buy emergency shorts and take his coat off. Jon may need to cut his hair to remove the scrunchie from how bad the frizz is.

[justarandomart]

The journey to draw a screenshot of every episode continues

[toomuchforamiles]

i like the idea of Miles living with Park's family. Lisa n Way drink coffee (both prefer different marks) their children drink chocolate milk and Miles tea

[arborealcynoid]

//: me ranting about trtrans Kenny McCormick to my friend who knows nothing about South Park

//: i know iits actually an escapism thing, but a man can pretend.

[viveela]

If you draw dip i woul be sooooooo happy

So I like to imagine Damien likes to fill in Pip about what happens back on Earth

[simplynims]

Vincent: "You mean to tell me you don't believe in things that go bump in the night?~"

Lovely: "Oh my god I'm gonna end up like those unsolved murder mysteries they talk about on those stupid ass podcasts aren't I-"