#in search of recipe

[fourdiagnosesinatrenchcoat]

A lovely chocolate shop in the financial district closed at least 10 yrs ago. It was named after the chocolatier, I think his first name was Christopher? If anyone can help me figure it out, I'll give you a slice of the cake recipe I will make when I remember his full name. I won't be able to find the recipe without it.

[xiao-come-home]

Even MORE pre-release Boothill. Please bear with me im doing my best,, slightly sug/gestive in one paragraph 🤸‍♀️

I've read somewhere that Boothill short-circuits when he's embarrassed AND I STAND BY IT. 1000%. I am here to spread this like a disease. His system is definitely able to process his emotions, but when you do something that makes his heart skip a beat, he freezes in his spot, his cheeks gain the most beautiful scarlet color... And then you hear the worst combination of malfunctioning robotic noises, AND then sparks fly off of him. Might have to wait a few minutes until he comes back...

Boothill might look like he's calm outside, but he just FEELS the blue screen coming when things get too heated with no break whatsoever or too much fluids go past the protective metal plates. His body stops in place, is absolutely unresponsive, and his eyes flash blue.

Don't worry though, your Boothill has a restart button, right in the middle of his upper back, hidden by his half-vest (or.. whatever that is). He might overheat a little bit though, so be careful not to give yourself unnecessary burns.

In rare cases when his blue screens get REAL bad, you have to stick a USB drive he gave you in those special slots he has on the left side of his hips to bring him back.

Boothill most definitely does not sleep, but gets recharged by electricity or fuel instead. Perhaps that's the reason for the hole he has on his back? Either way, it gives you an opportunity to "plug him up", which he hates, despises even, to hear from you when he feels low on energy (he still wants a goodnight kiss btw).

Boothill swallows bullets. He also spits them out when needed.. usually, he's very careful not to spit them into your mouth when you kiss, but gravity betrays him on his worst days.

Boothill probably works like Siri or Alexa when battles leave him a bit too wounded. You might wonder about something, say it out loud, and then Boothill just can't stop reading the first thing that came up on Google.

"What's the best recipe for carrot cake?"

"2 cups (260g) all-purpose flour, 2 teaspoons baking soda, ½ teaspoon fine sea salt—" Boothill gasps and covers his mouth, "1 ½ teaspoons ground cinnamon, 1 ¼ cups (295ml) vegetable oil, 1 cup (200g) granulated sugar—"

He just can't stop.

[milkbreadtoast]

DETECTIVES MAC AND CHEESE.... DRAWING THIS ALMOST KILLED ME 🫡🧡💛 *dies*

[theshitpostcalligrapher]

“mia why did it take you 45 minutes to make an instant noodle”

well uh

well

look i got more ingredients in my kitchen than good sense okay

[ladyofthenoodle]

marinette finally works up the courage to tell adrien the truth about his father and he’s just like “i know” and rips off his jacket to reveal the peacock miraculous

[jamtland]

Happy (very late) birthday to Mathias!

Fun Danish Fact: The Danish flag is a very common decoration for birthday celebrations in Denmark. In the 19th century, the Danish flag's reputation in Denmark changed from an exclusive royal flag to the people's flag. Danes today use their flag in all kinds of celebrations and events, which include baking it into cakes and using it as confetti.

[stealingyourbones]

I found out recipes on recreating OK soda and the one I found is easily attainable so I’ll let you know my thoughts

[climbdraws]

the google function is so fucked now it's nearly impossible to find anything

[heich0e]

i'm thinking about reformed scumbag sukuna who decides he wants to try and cook a meal for you so he looks up a recipe on his phone and gets so irrationally pissed off over the irrelevant 1500 word intro the food blogger includes before they even list the ingredients that he googles "(food) recipe NO STORY"

[babyblueetbaemonster]

O great librarian please bestow your wisdom upon me.

[yugimoto]

I made cookies with some leftover mini m&ms I had!

[columboscreens]

[pianokantzart]

Update on the state of things

Okay, soooo my plan to get back on schedule with Heart of Chaos is not panning out well. I knew I would have fewer off hours now that there's a newborn in the mix, and while my new niece is a good eater and sleeper and has a really good temperament, it's still a learning curve. So while I'm still invested in fandom content, my rate of drawing, answering asks, and even playing videogames that require too much focus or energy has slowed down immensely.

I'm still working on Heart of Chaos (and a few extra things here and there) but I just wanted to give you guys a heads up that productivity is going to be low for a while. But I'm still here, lurking and such.

[zzoupz]

TRICK OR TREAT 🦷🦷🦷🦷

you get edible bug platter

[realecosia]

Edible cookie dough recipe, safe to eat!

Ingredients:

(Makes 8 servings)

1 cup all-purpose flour

¾ cup packed brown sugar

½ cup butter

1 teaspoon vanilla extract

½ teaspoon salt

2 tablespoons milk

½ cup milk chocolate chips

½ cup mini chocolate chips

Instructions:

Put the flour in the microwave for 1 ½ minutes, stir in 15 second increments. This gets rid of bacteria, making the raw flour safe to eat

Melt the butter and let it cool to room temperature (if you don't, the chocolate melts and it'll harden a lot once it cools down. Been there, done that. Still edible, but weird texture.)

Mix all the ingredients and enjoy. Store in fridge or freeze if it ends up being too much!

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[huewrite]

The Reincarnated Shapeshifter's Godly Feast

Before I go into everything. Hi! I'm Hue and I write this story here.

It's over on the Tapas App and it'd be really cool if you checked it out. What's it about?

Enoki had a simple life of trying new foods, cooking, and showing what ze learned on hir blog. While trying a new dish, ze suddenly found out ze was deathly allergic to the main ingredient. Luckily for hir, the gods had a need for such a person. Gifting hir a new shapeshifting body, the gods set Enoki on a quest. Find the ingredients for and cook the dishes for the Godly Feast before time runs out. Succeed and gain blessings for the races whose dishes are well represented. Fail, and watch as everyone is destroyed.

Yes it's an isekai, but I am trying to make it funny while keeping up the drama. Plus I'm putting in recipes every so often. I'm not going to lie, there is a contest on Tapas that I've entered it into. Even if I don't win, it's going to continue because I like my lil Neo pronoun shapeshifter.

Even if you don't want to read my story, I encourage you to go check out the other entries. Your reads and views will influence what sorts of stories the Tapas App offers contracts to in the future.

Now onto today's update!

Poor Random Elf #12. But can you imagine being given something you KNOW isn't safe for non elves and told to give it to the non elf?

Is Enoki going to eat it?

Of course ze is. Ze is very hungry and it smells great. Honestly, this is probably why ze died in the first place. "Oh yeah this is making my throat itch but the seasoning is amazing! Maybe one more bite."