#in my head canon

[untowardgloom]

Hearing aids :]!

[lemonluvgirl]

Peeta Getting Relationship Advice from the other Victors

(After the infamous elevator scene in Catching Fire)

Peeta: I meant it as a compliment you know? I even said she was perfect! Perfect for me! And she still won’t talk to me! We’re going back into the arena in like two days! What the hell am I supposed to do to fix this? 

Johanna: There’s nothing to fix. You’ve got her right where you want her. Actually you could lean harder into the whole thing. I could sit in your lap at breakfast if it would help. 

Peeta: *(silently flabbergasted)*

Finnick: *laughs hysterically at the stunned face Peeta is making, and slings an arm over his shoulder* If you listen to Jo, you’ll be in the dog house for the rest of your life. Maybe even after it, too. 

Johanna: *snickers* Whatever bitches. Go ahead and waste your night moaning about your pathetic love lives. I’m gonna go steal Enobaria’s retainer. Bye!!!!! *walks out while giving the two of them a  sarcastic three finger mockingjay salute*

Finnick: *waves Johanna off before returning his attention to Peeta* Now, Peeta, I’m going to give you the same advice I’d give myself if I were in your position. It’s fool proof. Works every time. You cannot go wrong with this. 

Peeta: *nods head vigorously, and looks at Finnick expectantly* 

Finnick: *takes a deep breath and pauses for dramatic effect* So, here it is. The secret to getting back on your finace’s good side. When in doubt, eat her out.

Peeta: ...............

Peeta: *thinking about all the platonic bed sharing, kissing, and whatnot he’s been subjected to for the past year with Katniss that never lead to anything more* 

Peeta: What else you got?

Finnick: Well, you could always just blow your previous fuck up out of the water with an even bigger one. Just make it stupid and romantic and she’ll have to forgive you. 

[memberofthejazzclub]

“Girl, what girl? It’s just you and me on the dance floor, baby.”

[theyellowhue]

If this doesnt happen, i am going to sue Boun for putting this image out there 😭😭😭

Dont play with my heart like this 😭😭😭

I think the fandom needs a WinTeam wedding since fans have been waiting for 3 years for Between Us. Those who waited patiently deserve this 💖

[ahfrickenfrick]

nightwing being hurt in the field, and over comms he can’t get out what was wrong, nearly in shock, and jason puts on his best batman™️ voice and says “robin, report.”

and it snaps dick out of it enough to say concussion, possible broken ribs, and a gash in his side.

no one talks about it, and then a year later, damian does the same thing to tim

[hinamie]

to moving forward

[miscellaneousrenaissant]

[mooreaux]

Love Undying

[ketzzzel]

lunch

[christiansinglebabes]

The tags on this post where too funny I had to make it a reality

[lil-vibes]

was sick this whole week so im beaming it straight to narinder

[morganbritton132]

17 year old, CEO Tim Drake canceling a press conference and then putting out a statement like, “Sorry for canceling last min, Alfred said that he was going to run my laptop through the dishwasher if I didn’t clean my room. I think he’d do it :/. Also, wasn’t really in the mood. Cya -Tim.”

[thelostmoongazer]

Undivided attention

[havenshereagain]

DPxDC Idea

Danny working at Wayne Enterprises as some sort of engineer, uses the in-house app for all his blueprints and stuff

He starts getting notes from a coworker in-app, and assumes its this annoying older guy in his department who constantly undermines him because of his age, despite his education and past achievements (i feel like in this AU the Fentons react well to the reveal and they work together on a number of non-lethal ecto inventions that have Danny's name attached to them)

Except one day his coworker mentions never using the app, and Danny suddenly realizes there's only one other TD he could've been arguing with in the notes of the app

[xx-sketchy-xx]

LOOOK, LOOK WHAT MY MOTHER MADE FROM CAKE. AAAAAAAAAA-

[gunstellations]

encounter (2/?)

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