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he wants to be aziraphale's stay at home wife soooooo bad it's embarrassing for him



#this bitch could have long found an apartment for himself but i just KNOW he was abt to drop everything the moment az noticed he was living#in his car and asked him to move in#this is girlfailurism taken to an another level and i love it sm she's so fucking pathetic#good omens#good omens s2#azicrow#crowley#aziraphale#aziracrow#ineffable spouses#go season 2
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What a lovely family portrait👨🏻👨🏻👦🏻🖼️
Enhanced image of A-Yuan's first sword flight.
#Modern AU WWX is a pro skateboarder who got vestibular damage after a head injury and-#-has such bad vertigo he can never skate again. But has to keep finding excuses to not reveal his affliction.#poorly drawn mdzs#mdzs#wei wuxian#lan wangji#a-yuan#ask#I honestly have no idea if A-yuan would have flown via sword before this point.#But I can absolutely see him being 1) So delighted and 2) Very Unaware of the danger of hieghts.#At the age he is - it's also likely that he just trusts that these adults will keep him safe.#This is all to say: A-yuan's danger sense is not yet developed and flying is the coolest thing that has happened to him. Maybe ever.#The discussion in the comic tags/comments about how sword flight got me thinking about how it works when someone had passengers#If using a sword requires having a goldern core - what about riders who don't?#I have to imagine it is like currents and magnets. And LWJ is the only one who is magnetized to the sword.#WWX is but a unpolarised clown on a swiftly moving object with a low friction quotient.#He's not the untamed anymore. He's the untethered. He made it through the trip through sheer force of will and hand strength.#The only equivalent I have is#He keeps refusing to get in cars/buses because he 'loves to walk'. He mourns his days of sick drops. Chenqing is his walkman.
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“Ricciardo is similar to [1970 F1 world champion] Jochen Rindt in that he can hold a four-wheel drift and still keep going forward. He is very comfortable with the car moving around underneath him. He drives fractionally long corners, but can carry massively high speed and still maintain forward momentum in a drift. He’s wonderfully gifted – just an extraordinarily fast racing driver.” On track, Ricciardo looks like a blend of Raikkonen and Vettel in many respects. He carries a lot of momentum, in the Raikkonen mould, and prides himself on his ability in the high-speed stuff, but he’s also very adept on circuits with lots of short, sharp corners – like Monaco or Singapore. He’s also very disciplined in his technique, careful not to demand more of the Pirelli tyres than they are willing to offer. He’s got great racecraft. I think he’s a bit like Lewis in that he’s got good feel and is very confident on the brakes. He’s comfortable with the rear of the car dancing around, and he very rarely seems to make mistakes.
via: The Driving Secrets of F1's Stars | Autosport Magazine November 2016
#“he is very comfortable with the car moving around underneath him” “he’s comfortable with the rear of the car dancing around”#and that (once again) is why daniel was the right choice for the second red bull seat last season#also think the comment about him being a blend of raikonnen and vettel is interesting in particular the raikonnen comparison#given that in the same article about rai's driving style:#“Kimi needs a car that follows its nose no understeer. Nigel Mansell was the same"#and I just think about daniel asking time after time for more front end at mcl and then at vcarb while they continued to pile on downforce#at the rear and then wondering why he couldn't get it to work. sure drivers have to adapt but it just kills me the way he was#expected to drive in such an unnatural way when his own natural feel and style was such an incredible strength of his.#and it got to a point where the rhetoric and commentary around daniel's driving style became so toxic that even just the#suggestion that daniel needed certain car traits to be able to perform to his best was met with such vitriol and disdain#and yet multiple f1 world champions were the same as daniel in that they needed a car to behave a certain way to perform#they just happened to be in the right car at the right team at the right time.#All that to say I think the internet has a vastly overstated view of the role driver adaptability plays in F1 in comparison to all the othe#factors at play in the complex interplay between driver + car + engineering team#daniel ricciardo#dr3#2016
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honestly all of them are really bad at enduring the silent treatment/you wanting to be alone after an argument but satoru and megumi are the absolute worst like satoru cannot do it he cannot have you not talking to him he will do anything he will beg he will cry he will grovel he will buy food and presents and a house and a car and sing to you outside of your window and beg and beg and beg, and megumi cannot stand the idea of you going to bed angry at him
#yuuji feels bad that he made you mad/sad so he has to give u space if u ask for it#but he's vibrating and anxious the whole time#he stress bakes an entire bakery in like 2 hours and then comes over with flowers he picked out of the ground himself#and is like i know ur still mad at me bc can i at least be here while ur mad pls i wont make noise#hes SOOOOO baby boy :((((#i think shoto does his best to give u space but he still like. hovers like a deflated balloon even if it is from a distance LOLLL#LMFAO just picturing him like. moping in the window watching u leave to get in ur car and go to work#and he doesnt move from that spot until like. 20 mins after youve pulled away#spend the whole day just floating around GODDD#this doesnt work w katsuki u two are going to work it out.mp3 even if it kills u both LMFAO#💌
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Genuine question as I am curious — I know it’s pretty obvious with his expressions/ body language that Daniel seemed shy/insecure(?) about having his braces, but has he ever outright said anything about feeling that way with them? Just out of curiosity as I am new around here!
“I feel very different in terms of looks. Fortunately, experience also bought me better looks. I’m not really too fond of showing people photos of me when I was younger”
#well he doesn’t exactly say he was self-conscious of his braces but he was definitely very self-conscious about how he looked#it’s always very interesting to me the way Daniel talks about his younger self#it’s so different from how other f1 drivers talk about their early days#he’s so self-critical of younger him that I wish he was a bit more forgiving of younger him#the way he’s admitted he was never a standout talent during his karting days#that he was so hesitant to get involved in battles that his dad got mad at him#the way on the gypsy tales podcast he talks about Motocross riders being fearless and how he doesn’t have that until jase interrupts him -#to say how how mad he is because just a few days ago he was throwing a car around on a street circuit at some 300kph#the way in this video with will he describes himself walking into the paddock like a ‘headless chick’#the way he has said so many times he was scared to move away from home. how uncertain he was he would ever succeed#and then that one video towards the end of 2022 when he says ‘I was just Daniel then’ in reference to his younger self#like he has such a distinct way of looking at his younger self. like he views that part of him almost as a separate entity from the him now#and I guess that’s because it took a lot of work and years to build that confidence of becoming Daniel ricciardo#a confidence he got as he managed to survive the shark tank of the red bull junior academy#a confidence he got from beating his 4x wdc teammate. from winning the most insane races#and that confidence then getting completely decimated in the space of a few months in 2022#and even now the more he says he is confident you can still see that tiny hesitancy#how every time he gets a good result you see how he yearns to lean back into his confident Daniel schtick#and he may just completely embrace it soon anyway <3#daniel ricciardo#anon ask
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Never felt the need to make a character Italian more than i feel it every time I think about Tim Drake
#his mother is Gianna (Americanized Janet) Russini but she takes Jack’s last name#he was born in Turin while his parents funded and did research for the Egyptian museum#he lives in Italy until he’s five and then moves to Gotham since Jack is from there#but#what about him screams Italian to you#you may ask#and I’ll say#nothing absolutely nothing#still im gonna make this headcanon my entire personality#he owns a vpn so he can watch sanremo#he goes skiing in the Alps like every other Italian rich kid#he owns a Juventus shirt#he tells the girls (and the boys) he makes the best carbonara ever#(Italians will understand the last one lmao)#he gesticulates like crazy and B has to scold him about doing it on patrol bc he becomes too recognizable#his mothers side of the family refuses to call him anything other than Timoteo (Teo for short)#he punches people whenever he sees a yellow car but refuses to elaborate on why#god I love love love making characters Italian#bc it changes absolutely nothing and makes no sense but it’s so much fun#tim drake#janet drake#dc fandom#dc headcanon#tim drake headcanon#batfam#batfam headcanons#italian tim drake#raaahhh founding this tag
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mishanks mafia au where shanks is the don of the gol family and and mihawk is a hitman hired by the government (it's a conspiracy!) to kill shanks.
when mihawk shows up, shanks puts up a great fight, and even tho shanks loses (he's on the ground with hawk's blade at his throat!), mihawk decides shanks is way funner than the government and doesn't kill him after all. mihawk intends for this to be the end, with exception for perhaps more fights in the future, but shanks has already fallen on love and starts trying his damndest to get mihawk to work for the gols.
mihawk always refuses, but when the government puts out a hit on mihawk because he broke contract, mihawk finds himself thoroughly protected by the gol family anyways. shanks, however, doesn't save mihawk fast enough to spare the hitman some torture so, in retaliation, shanks brings down the entire government and exposes the conspiracy while he's at it, with the finale being a grand announcement that mihawk is his, actually, back the fuck off and don't try this again.
by the end, mihawk still doesn't work for the gols, but if he marries into the family, well. "there's still a difference, red." (shanks whines about this daily.)
#mishanks#akataka#rei rambles#the competing families are the other emperors btw#and shanks is grooming luff to take over the gol family territory but luffy has designs to take the whole city like gol d roger once did#zoro is one of luffy's friends that hangs around the family compound. he sees mihawk enter the premisis during the initial hit#and goes to kill mihawk before mihawk gets to shanks's rooms but mihawk takes him out quickly and efficiently.#zoro kind of imprints on him from there and decides he wants to beat mihawk one day.#he decides one day after shanks clearly survives the hit that he'd be okay asking mihawk for mentorship and this becomes another#aspect of shanks's bargain to get mihawk to work for the gols lol.#i also think it'd be funny if the next time zoro sees mihawk after getting his ass beat that first time#it's to see hawk getting unceremoniusly dragged out of a car trunk bound and gagged and looking supremely annoyed#and shanks bounds out of the compound happily to ask mihawk to work for him and mihawk kills the driver and his two goons without a word#and instead of being mad shanks laughs and he's like 'dont worry hawky i just hired krieg and his guys go drive you bc i know theyre dirty!#i was gonna have them killed anyways ☺️ look at u practically working for us anyways! 🥰🥰'#and mihawk straight up punches shanks in the face for this lol he's so annoyed. he's still got duct tape over his mouth.#shanks has hearts in his eyes. zoro didn't even see mihawk move and those guys were already dead! he DEFINITELY needs this guy's mentorship.#i digress
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#can i yap for a moment#im extremely sleepy but im feeling very upset and mad and confused#also lowkey questioning whether me feeling all that is justified or if i am overreacting#anyway#made out w a boy tonight#and he wanted to go to his place#and i was like no i wanna stay and dance with my girlies#and he gets upset??#asking why i'd kiss him if i don't wanna hook up and i said i just wanna have fun?#made me feel so stupid#that anger in me led to a little fight with another boy (who was unfortunately very cute) and i just wanted to punch him#i just hate when boys think they're so superior#so i argued with this stupid but hot man#until an ex? friend shows up and he was pretty drunk just yapping about things#anyway he basically told me he'd like to rekindle our friendship#but not in a heyy haven't talked in so long let's meet up again#it was in a heyy let's hang out again got a new big car and moved out of my parent's house 😋#which gave me the ick bc that's why we aren't friends anymore and i told him no multiple times#and got sad bc he was one of my closest friends#anyway and then we left the party#this guy pulls me aside the parking lot#and i was so embarrassed bc there were so many people and they were all looking and i could already see people gossiping about it#and i just wanted to die#and then he just CONFESSES??#gives me flowers and all which is saur saur cute#but i legit have zero feelings for him </3#and have commitment issues and have never been in a relationship and don't wanna be in one#actually grosses me out thinking about relationships </3#the confession was so random and i kinda lost another friendship? even tho i wouldn't rlly consider him a friend we just share sum classes#but yeah boys are so stupid and confusing and i dunno how and why i get myself into these situations :') m sorry just needed to rant </3
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the absolute nerve of aziraphale saying Maggie doesn’t know “how conduct a proper courtship” like bitch neither do you, you’ve just been silently pining for 6000 years
#at least Maggie made some moves#you just asked him to shoot you in the face for a magic act#and stole his car#good omens#aziraphale#ineffable husbands#ineffable divorce#ineffable wives#ineffable idiots
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haha once again my dad shows me he could not give a fuck about my issues with audio or me because he's got the tv unnecessarily loud again :)
#🍊.txt#i turned it down myself the other day and he once again said 'its only on 6' and im like yes and like ive said before#i can feel the bass in my floor#i can hear it over my headphones#i can hear every word and explosion and EVERYTHING happening#i ask him to put it on 5 because its managable and its still loud for him but its not violently making me anxious and overwhelmed#its one number difference im not asking him to put it on 2#ive just text him like do you specifically ignore me when i tell you it causes me problems or does he want me to key his car#because at this fucking point i will#im going to go insane and it will get worse because i will be at work all week now and then when im home he will be too#i wont get time away from him any more#he keeps referring to me as the cats mommy too even when ive said hey dont do that i dont like it it makes me uncomfortable#everything i ask him not to do CONSTANTLY he keeps doing#i need to win the lottery so i can pay off my debts and move far far FAR away from my family and this city and everyone i know or im going#to end up right where i started wanting to off myself again#my personal life is made so much harder bc no one gives a fuck about me or accommodating me#i have to stay closeted else id get torn to shreds#i cant unmask bc i cant even get respected enough to stop anything that makes me uncomfortable and anxious#im so fucking sad man its such stupid shit to be upset about too god
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Can’t be paranoid if you’re too sleep deprived to even hold one coherent thought 🤷♀️
#a car rolled by at midnight#slowed right down in front of the house#still moving but hyper slow#then drove on#second night this week that’s happened#nothing sketchy on the walk today though#oh and guess who is still messaging Jack#who refuses to delete and block his number#asking to just know when his mail gets here so he can grab it#she just ignored it#what part of stay 100 miles away from my house don’t you understand#you know what the easier solution to harassing us would have been?#calling the company and asking them to resend to a new address#he’s apparently living in his car now his dad booted him out#trying to get more sympathy and shit#sir my life it at risk right now you think I have any sympathy for you?#hilarious.#how could someone be SO ignorant
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the idea of knowing aki for forever but when he goes to ask you out he has a bouquet of roses for you is just. ough it’s getting me through the heart. (he chickens out and says he saw them at the grocer on sale and thought you’d appreciate them more than himeno, and denji kicks him in the shin when he comes back to the apartment) - 🍊
aki's really such a sweetheart, the traditional type, the kind of man who brings flowers to ask you out and then to every subsequent date afterwards. the kind of man who calls you and never texts, who opens doors for you and pulls out seats for you to sit down.
it's cheesy when he shows up to your apartment in a fancy outfit with a big bouquet of roses in his arm, shuffling nervously and staring down at his feet. he's got his hair in a longer style done up all nice, he's stammering over his words when you ask him if there's some kind of occasion. of course not, he answers, but you understand what's happening now, and it's so him you can't help but smile — even as he's stepping in, making some lame excuse for the flowers while he fills up the vase you handed to him, coincidentally asking if you're free to get dinner with him tonight.
#cutest cutie aki#he's just the kind of partner who'd always get you flowers I just know it#and you never get sick of it because he tries to get you something unique every time#when it's your anniversary he gets you roses just like he did the first time he asked you out#aki getting out of his car and running over to the passenger side to open the door for you#or sprinting ahead of you to get every door#it's totally so cute lol#no but denji definitely bullies him for not making any moves#he's like 'you can come to me for dating advice if you want to man like cmon'#aki refuses#ask mags
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besties what does it mean when a straight man bakes bread and steam mops his entire house and goes out and buys sweet treats before you come over
#this wasn’t normal bread either he made a HERB AND GARLIC LOAF and then proceeded to dice shallots and onions to make a lil flavour burst#on top after it came out then made a chili infused oil to dip it in…#THEN ASKED IF (WE) WANTED HIM TO MAKE A BOARD WITH CHEESE AND MEATS LIKE???#HUH????#and yeah steam mopped all of their floors cleaned top to bottom#he did about 20x more than my actual friend would ever dream of 😭#THEN ALSO WENT TO A BAKERY AND GOT DONUTS?? HELLO???#i am still flabbergasted hours later#he also got play angry at me that i got in the backseat of the car and was like ‘no you should take the front’#and after i refused cause he’s TALL he got in the passenger door and then proceeded to move his seat all the way up so he was cramped and#i had a ton of room#i was just like… is this… what men are really capable of?#today truly made me enamoured with the kindness men can apparently be capable of AND HE DOESNT KNOW ME SUPER WELL#we’ve hung out like three times prior and two of which were within this last week#anyway what a kind man again my friend would never lmao#forgot the most important part: this man is a guy friends’ roommate!#talk time
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I wish I was like a god at cars and just able to fix that shit in my yard with ease and say yeah the shitbox 4th plug just needs a bit more elbow grease but I ain't letting this fucker die yet, yet here I am kicking its damn stationary wheel for the 50th time
#i speak#my car has every issue known to man and it pisses me off to no end that I dont know /enough/ to just force it to work forever#because no fucker around her deals with my brand of car and won't admit they're also tilting their head sideways because#brother don't ask me why they put that there i know it's fucking stupid but just. work with me here#a battery for a car SHOULD NOT BE NEXT TO THE WHEEL EVER AGAIN#cc and olguita my car didn't blow up a secondary time while its been living life rotting in my drive way#im just watching people getting 60s cars running perfectly and I'm mad again about my princess baby >:(#amd buying cars in this economy... oy vey#anyways if you read this far: william is good at working on cars far more than henry#while Henry can make an animatronic. hydraulic engineering isnt the same as a hunk of metal that purposely explodes itself to move#also will is British french and we know how french weirdos are about cars okay have you seen a French car ?#i don't think he's obsessed with cars like most people hc him to be but he def lived out of his car for a long time in his early 20s#and thus had to learn fast on keepjng his literal home moving
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I always forget that Tom is a cop in Sonic Movie, he feels more like some kinda park/town ranger with how he cares for the town and the people in.
i don't really blame people for forgetting considering a lot of people only watched the second movie and toms job is only mentioned once or twice there and it's in a context where people who are watching the second movie with no knowledge of the first might not pick up on it
#he shouldve been a firefighter or a mailman or something . literally anything that actually positively contributes to society#and with jobs like that they still couldve kept the storyline of him feeling like hes not making much of a difference#and wanting to move to a big city to help more people#but if he HAD to be a cop they shouldve had him realize he doesnt have to be a cop to help people at all and then quit his job#asks#i was hoping that his job not being so relevant in the second movie would lead to him just quietly quitting offscreen before the third#but . i saw some set pictures going around a while back and there was a green hills police car in there so . there goes that#i guess it couldve been wades car though. who knows#but i think wade should quit his job too . or just not have been given such a major role all of a sudden
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it really means the world to me to know i’m my nephew’s favorite person
#and i don’t mean in a oh he said i was way cause like he has but he’s also six so he says someone new every week#and sometimes he just wants to annoy his parents or grandma#i mean it in a we were helping my sister and brother in law move today and he cried when there wasn’t a car available#for us to drive from apartment to apartment together#and in a he asked for me to carry him into the house#and in a he hasn’t seen his sister in a while and almost started crying earlier talking about her and i was able to cheer him up#and in a when he’s really throwing a fit i’m the person they ask to come help and calm him down#and i don’t love it purely for the like the pride aspect tho i’m definitely proud of it#but he’s also six and been through way more than he ever should have and i’m so glad that i make him feel safe and loved and listened to#i never want my own kids but if i can be a safe place for the kids in my life that’s all i could ask for#liz rambles
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