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Can’t be paranoid if you’re too sleep deprived to even hold one coherent thought 🤷♀️
#a car rolled by at midnight#slowed right down in front of the house#still moving but hyper slow#then drove on#second night this week that’s happened#nothing sketchy on the walk today though#oh and guess who is still messaging Jack#who refuses to delete and block his number#asking to just know when his mail gets here so he can grab it#she just ignored it#what part of stay 100 miles away from my house don’t you understand#you know what the easier solution to harassing us would have been?#calling the company and asking them to resend to a new address#he’s apparently living in his car now his dad booted him out#trying to get more sympathy and shit#sir my life it at risk right now you think I have any sympathy for you?#hilarious.#how could someone be SO ignorant
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THEY MAKE ME INSANE
Proof below:
Also, I’m fucking crying, I think his arm is like that bc he fell asleep holding the photo.
EDIT: more proof:
#than Laura drove them home…#I wonder if Logan continued to sleep in the car or if he woke up and helped carry Deadpool inside and place him on the bed#or did Logan also get dragged to the bed? while asleep?#he weighs like 600 lbs because of the metal so it would be incredibly hard to do#correction he weighs between 350 to 425 lbs#deadpool and wolverine#wolverine#deadpool#poolverine
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Wouldn't it be entirely possible, even likely, that with all the silly weaknesses vampires and stuff were supposed to have, they'd also turn out to be weak to any number of things that have only been invented more recently? Like who's to say vampires aren't also repelled by the smell of play-doh or driven insane by MIDI music? We've invented so much shit in just the last century there'd be NO predicting this. For all we know they burn to ash if they look at Luigi.
#we all think they just don't exist but it may be that we never even noticed the number of ways we drove them to extinction#can they even handle blood with caffeine or nyquil or microplastics in it?#what about high fructose corn syrup? What if that makes them explode
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You cannot vote your way out of fascism.
But you can sit and allow fascists to vote you into fascism.
Which is a problem, since you cannot vote your way back out.
Fascists would love nothing more than for you to abstain from voting.
#I guarantee that fascists are lining up in droves to vote#if nothing else—cancel them out#it’s an event horizon and we’re in the hottest parts of the accretion disk#us politics#world politics
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twipie car wash comic
#mlp#mlp fim#twilight sparkle#pinkie pie#mlp fanart#twipie#car wash#horse car#what if they drove horse cars??#mlp comics#chipchappart
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You idiot, we could have been...us. I forgive you.
#good omens#good omens 2#good omens spoilers#goedit#goodomensedit#aziraphale#crowley#inneffable husbands#aziracrow#good omens season 2#myedit#this is my way of coping#azi i love you but please wake up you just drove your husband away
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genuinely curious: do other places have billboards like these? because it took me until i was 22 to realize they might not be ubiquitous everywhere because being regularly told i was going to hell by random billboards on road-trips was just my memento mori as a kid like they don’t anything by it
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its really crazy how people love to blorbopost about how their blorbo is a War Criminal Scrunkly but those same people will act like you ate their dog if you so much as imply that scrunkly has any textual relation to sexual violence
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The person who knows Steve the most is Tommy. The party is annoyed every time they are confronted with this fact, because sure. They know Steve’s favorite songs and his hair care routine, but Tommy knows that too. He also knows that Steve is allergic to aspirin.
Nancy and Jonathan are standing in the middle of Melvin’s arguing about painkillers because neither can remember what Steve asked for, and decide to just grab one. They all do the same thing anyways, right? Wrong.
Nancy barely has the bottle off the shelf when it’s grabbed out of her hand, “Wow, Wheeler. Breaking his heart isn’t good enough? You wanna kill him now too? Get Tylenol.”
Steve calls Dustin up and is kinda whiny until he agrees to go to his house and watch movies. He doesn’t want to do this. He makes it clear that he doesn’t. Like, an hour and a half in, there’s a knock at the door.
It’s Tommy with a birthday cake that his mom made and insisted he drop off. Dustin didn’t even know it was Steve’s birthday. They’ve known each other for two years.
Tommy is roaming the shelves as Family Video, rolling his eyes about Steve befriending Eddie ‘The Freak’ Munson and a band geek and how loudly they are just dicking off at the counter. Theyre snacking on brownies Robin brought in, and then he hears a wheeze.
Then panic. Then the thump of a body on the floor. Then without even thinking, he’s pulling an epi-pen out of his pocket and jabbing it into Steve’s thigh. Of course his ‘friends’ have no idea about his peanut allergy. Of course.
Steve has the presence of mind to blurt out, “Is that expired?”
“I don’t freaking know!” Tommy snaps, and then snaps his fingers in front of Steve’s face when his eyes start to droop. “Hey, stay awake until the ambulance gets here.”
“Am’lance?”
“Yeah, the ambulance,” He says, turning to Steve’s friends. “You did call an ambulance.”
And Eddie and Robin are like, “Yes” as they slowly back up to go do that.
#Steve ‘chronic undersharer’ Harrington and his former BFF Tommy ‘I was there so I know’ Hagan#Sure they could’ve just drove Steve to the hospital but Tommy just injected him with a three year old epipen. he’s not taking chances#I love a former friendship that ended bitterly#and I wish ST would’ve done more with it#steve harrington#tommy hagan#stranger things
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look alive, sunshine
#take care of yourself#they can see the dark spots underneath your eyes#my art#*ignores like 15 years’ worth of photography experience for the aesthetic*#the majority of these were just straight up photos of total blackness with the flash on; I drove the settings up to bring out the detail#and by detail I mean literally any interpretable noise#I’m not winning any photography contests anytime soon but the southern gothic community seems to be enthused#art#artwork#glitchcore#webcore#aesthetic#internetcore#abstract#glitch art#artists on tumblr#photography#night photography#graphic art#visual poetry
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cars need to stop testing me. I have no problem with kicking a car. I love kicking a car. if you honk at me for walking too slowly across an intersection, I will kick your car. please instigate something because I have so much stress that could be relieved by kicking your car with my fragile meat legs
#spoiler: it drove away before I could kick it#saddest moment of my life#they can always tell that I want to kick their car#and so they speed up and leave.#you stupid fuckers. let me kick your car. I need to kick it
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I watched Starship Troopers tonight.
#personal#dumb#my art#immediately after finishing i was pumped to watch some analysis vids on it#cuz i heard a lot of the drama about the original author being a pro military fascist and the director going “fuck that” and making a satir#scrolling through youtube search results was not promising. lots of male film buffs i would Not trust even on a first glance.#“The Critical Drinker” (pfp of a bearded man drinking alcohol) lol.#and then I saw cinemawins did a video on it and was like oh nice i haven't seen his stuff in a while but he's a pretty leftist creator#scrolled through the comments#second panel face#this sucks i'm outta here.#just leagues and leagues and leagues of anime pfps and right leaning people dogpiling on him for “not understanding what fascism is”#idk it's pretty alien and weird to me watching this movie and going “wow yeah that was pretty obvious huh” like literally the from opening#to the teacher preaching militance and only giving voting rights to “those who serve their nation first and earn it”#and then seeing droves of people online going#WHAT ARE YOU TALKING ABOUT? It's not anti-fascist and even if it was it's#the director's fault for desecrating heinlein's incredible sci-fi epic vision. ermm media literacy is dead.
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i really do need to spread more nursing kink propaganda bc anxious dykes with mommy issues and oral fixations and equally anxious dykes with caretaking complexes and pretty tits need to find each other and see the light. nursing feels so good once you get past the ‘this is kinda weird’ social hesitation like who gives a fuck we’re all so tired and anxious and it feels SO GOOD. Nurse a Tired Dyke Today
#blushing#nursing kink#i had a hook up one time where the sex was just the prelude to the real reason they drove like 7 hours to come see me#and that was me nursing them to sleep and petting their hair and rubbing their back#nursing kink freaks understand 😌
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i often think about that split second where orpheus has turned around, the wash of relief, love, joy, love, love, love that he feels when he sees eurydice. there is darkness and doubt all around him, the ache of his feet, the feeling of defeat, and in his desperation borne of love he sees her. and for a split second, love takes over. the last thing eurydice sees is love etched into every corner of her husbands face before she is dragged back into death.
#yes i did just finish listening to#hadestown#but also#as a kid this myth drove me insane#he could’ve waited#but now i get it#he gifted her hope to last her eternity
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oh bedrock bros. i wish you could come home
#tommyinnit fanart#dream smp#dream smp fanart#technoblade fanart#bedrock bros#tbh my fav duo for like ever#i would read bedrock bros fics and three years later im back in the building#MAN#exile arc and after drove me insane
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The crew of a massive container ship that crashed into the Francis Scott Key bridge in Baltimore early Tuesday warned of power issues before the collision, which caused the bridge to collapse into the frigid Patapsco River, officials said.
Maryland Gov. Wes Moore said the warning from the ship’s crew likely saved lives.
“We’re thankful that between the mayday and the collapse, that we had officials who were able to begin to stop the flow of traffic so more cars were not on the bridge,” Moore said. He called those officials heroes.
Moore noted that the bridge was up to code at the time of the collapse. He said the collapse was a “shocking and heartbreaking” event for the people of Maryland who have used the bridge for 47 years.
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#i was in dc this weekend for a funeral#we bounced over to baltimore to visit some family friends from childhood#i drove over that bridge twice!!#francis scott key bridge#baltimore#bridge collapse#baltimore bridge#glen burnie#i dont think it was an infrastructure problem#but if oversized cargo ships can gain that much momentum#then maybe they should be required to come to a complete stop#prior to going under a commuter bridge#that or maximum ship size requirements by bridge#or maybe use tugboats??#it seems more like a regulation issue#and yes - even if it was an accident#someone still needs to be held accountable#or it may happen again#a very similar incident happened in my hometown#i think about 4 or 5yrs before i was born#sunshine skyway bridge
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