#in a way lol

[heartstringsduet]

@paperstorm said: I wanna see Lou napping in the enormous cowboy hat and @herefortarlos asked me to draw it. Your turn 911 Lone Star 🦎

[no-i-mean-uh-yes]

So this happened recently…

Four-chamber view is a classic, but as of last weekend, short axis view is a new favourite of mine haha. It’s just enthralling to watch the entire girth of my ventricles squeeze.

[mx-kitti-princess]

I've always had a thing for mean girls...

Pretty mean girls who will make little snide remarks but refuses to let anyone kick her "entertainment" out of the group. A pretty mean girl who rolls her eyes every time I get too interested in something strange. A pretty mean girl who will use me to give her an ego boost every now and again, hears me tell her how gorgeous she is and smirks saying, "Oh, I know."

I want her to invite me to a sleepover, and lies to me saying, "You're the only one that came." To fall into her little trap as she once again uses me for her amusement, watches me trip over myself to impress her, let her dye my hair, do my make-up, dress me up like her personalized whore.

Then she gets me drunk, and gives me an edible, and well, she's a girl, she's safe, right?

Minutes later, I'm under her, heel stepping harshly on my chest. She says I'm going to regret coming over to her house...

But I don't think I will...

[loupy-mongoose]

My love for the long-snooted Mews going “Mah!” has officially become a verbal stim. I catch myself going “Mah!” when I’m alone working on charts or driving 😂 Helpb me.

(Fr tho I’ve never had a vocal stim like this before but it’s fun since I don’t flap much anymore. I just hope I don’t slip and Mah in front of the doc or patients. 🤣)

Awww! But also, lol??? (I hope that's a funny thing, I don't mean to be insensitive!)

That's interesting!

[ramlightly]

*ahem* i'm here to renew my monthly subscription of my undying love to fig

Oh how cute!!! <3 <3 he would be happy to take that as payment!

[lifeofclonewars]

Fic I'd love to write but I already have a million and one WIP ideas I haven't focused on this summer so here you go:

Into the Kixverse. You've got reluctantly a pirate Kix, became a pilot instead of a medic Kix, adopted Finn on sight Kix, post-war Palps died doctor Kix, Jedi Kix, metal limbs since he and Jesse were the ARCs to go to the Citadel instead of Domino Kix, 212th Kix who's Done With Cody Punching Everything, CorGuard Kix, Never Left Kamino Kix, still a kid Kix, one of Rex's (tired single dad) bajillion kids Kix, accidental Mand'alor Kix, EMT Kix, been stuck in a time loop until Palps dies Kix, actually an archivist Kix, somehow got stuck with Boba after the Empire rises Kix and so so many more

Obviously whichever Kix's universe they ended up is like "uh what." Cue Hardcase and Jesse going crazy and hugging all of them because what else are they supposed to do than hug their batchmate and the many many versions of him as much as they can

And of course there's a lot of bad puns being thrown around because It's Kix x1000

[hannibard]

Caption this

[lifenconcepts]

GUESS WHAT?! If I had a nickel for every time o heard someone (online or irl) say their bike seat broke while they were riding it, I’d have one nickel.

Which makes sense because IT WAS ME!

I HAD THIS EXPERIENCE! BAHAHHAHH NO WAY…

I litterally never heard it happen to anyone before and litterally tons of people I know have bikes they rode for years upon years. and TODAY MY BICYCLE SEAT JUST.. SNAPPED OFF… babdhxjhshahhajahahhaha

For context it was slightly wobbling since yesterday’s ride, which we today tightened slightly but didn’t pay much attention to. So what if it was wobbling a tiny bit side to side? Not too much of a reason to worry. Well everything was good, we got to our destination, we’re leaving town, and as we crossed the road it just.. *sound of metal falling* oh that’s not good. *sound of seat sliding down and as I get up it’s just hanging on by a thread and…*

That’s very not good.

okay so it then went like this, me and my dad stopped and began to look at what the hell just happened, he looked at his own seat as our bikes are identical, i found the bolt just a few feet away from me and thankfully not on the road, he looked at the overall pieces we got, and figured that the bolt holding the entire thing together just snapped. multiple times he advised me to change bikes with him, but I refused because honestly.. how often can you say that your bike seat broke while you were riding it? I wanted to properly experience it before it got fixed ya know xD

there’s a little spot above the back wheel I could have sat on, usually intended to kinda put a bag or something there, and I found it uncomfortable as because I was so close to the ground my feet were going up to the pedals and not down, and that just made me feel very unsettled especially around the roads, and so I just stood the entire way home!

I do like standing that’s for sure and we got my Black Pearl (that’s my bike’s name btw) cool new pedals after hers were all loose and old, and so I could stand without stress for slipping. It was fine for a few seconds but then it dawned on me that I couldn’t sit down (as I usually stand only for short periods of time on it) and I genuinely broke into a hearty laugh! I had a great time despite how usually ungood this situation was and I learnt that I can easily stand for multiple minutes at a time, as despite the ride home being approx 20 minutes I did have a few moments where I got off (at traffic lights) or sat on the back (also at traffic lights). Was an incredible experience and I never before had the opportunity to do such a thing, but now know I can handle it well! It was still quite the surprise and I’m quite humoured by it. Even took a photo just for memories sake hahahah!!

[hideyseek]

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[fluffypotatey]

who knew my love for the concept of death and how we approach it would come to bite me in the ass

[unsung-idiot]

don't show him modern technology; it won't end well

bonus under the cut:

[jackalspine]

@schnuffel-danny hehehe

regarding this post: from schnuffle

[aropride]

interaction i have with shocking regularity is when someone’s complaining abt someone they know and theyre like “ughh they’re 21 and dont have a job and refuse to learn to drive” and then they remember who they’re talking to (me. 21 cant work cant drive) and go like

[jellyjamheadobb]

[intermundia]

this is the single worst way i've ever read to describe an erection, frank herbert

[mr-malumm]

Caught spying on his hate boyfriend