#imagining him at a grill is just so funny to me for some reason idk

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Decided to try Fiction Crush Rater on Character AI and had too much fun sending it my current primary F/Os.

Reagan:

Ron:

Eda:

Qrow:

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TERRIBLE NEWS. TUMBLR HAS REMOVED MY ABILITY TO ADD POLLS TO REBLOGS???

anyways. i'm trying to decide where to put skizz and joel in the hermitcraft blaseball au.

skizz's team is already decided (he's on the lovers, duh). yes that's his team in the life series au too, it's not my fault he has a brand. i made these aus before secret life even started.

but joel is harder to decide so i'm giving the choice to you all, who i trust with joel opinions more than i trust myself.

i'll add my reasoning for the teams provided below the cut, alongside a list of all the other options, including which hermits are on which team if putting him on the same team as certain people matters to you.

tokyo lift: other hermits already on the team include stress and false, who i think he'd have a fun dynamic with. i'm pretty sure the lift had a cyberpunk theme, as does joel this season. if he's on the lift i can justify drawing him with a pink streak instead of a green one. i'm also feeding into his ego here and putting him on the strong team.

yellowstone magic: he would be teammates with zed here, and i just think they would be very funny together. i can also justify dying his hair pink here, though it's much more magenta. also i think shrek would've lived in yellowstone. idk it feels right.

kansas city breath mints: i think joel would fit in with them vibes-wise (which is to say i think he would fail the bar exam). but i mostly included the breath mints in the poll because he would be teammates with cleo and gem.

breckenridge jazz hands: it would be pretty funny to shove joel in a room full of band kids, theater kids, resident mean girl iskall eightyfive, and xisuma. just imagine it with me. however. know that if you vote for joel to be on the jands, he will be making a brief cameo in my pearl/netty/jimmy precog trio fic that i'm working on as jimmy's replacement on the jands when he dies. for flavor!

anyways, other options!

hades tigers: only hermit teammate would be exil x, which is inherently a little hilarious. anyways these guys live in hell- not really. but they ARE fireproof!

mexico city wild wings: would make him teammates with hypno. all i really knew about the wings was spicy milk (exactly what it sounds like) and the time they tried to sue the entire league so. keep those facts in mind.

chicago firefighters: would make him teammates with tango. and also he would be a firefighter now. like, the profession. blaze joel afterlife smp likers i feel like this would appeal to you somewhat.

atlantis georgias: would make him teammates with xb. if he ends up on the georgias i'm turning him into a sea creature of some kind, so vote for what creature that is if you vote for this option.

philly pies: no hermit teammates here. all i remember about the pies off the top of my head is that they won the first two seasons of blaseball and then proceeded to never win a championship again.

new york millennials: would make him teammates with mumbo. and also housemates, because all the millennials live in an infinite apartment together, which feels appropriate for magic mountain. i could also make him pink here. however putting him on the mills would require me to type millennials more often, which is a word i cannot ever spell. would you do that to me? (/j)

seattle garages: would make him teammates with joe. one large band. if joel joins the garages i will be making him play the drums, of course. also i'll need to decide which garages song(s) i think he wrote.

dallas steaks: would make him teammates with beef. i don't know if i trust joel at a grill enough for this but i also don't know if i don't trust him.

san fransisco lovers: would make him teammates with ren (team captain), skizz, and wels. wow you've found one of the hermit hot spots. anyways this would put him in a medieval-themed, team-wide polycule.

core mechanics: would make him teammates with doc and keralis. i do think this would be an extremely funny trio. these guys live in the core of the world and build cool robots and things.

hellmouth sunbeams: would make him teammates with impulse. the moab desert fell into a hellmouth in season 1, so all the beams are Weird now. joel joining the beams would also make him Weird.

houston spies: would make him teammates with pearl. netty and jimmy were also spies before they died but idk if that'll be relevant to joel idk when i'm inserting him into these teams. anyways top secret escapades on the spies. also they have a secret base on the moon.

miami dale: would make him teammates with scar. the dale are the party time capital of the world and were the last team to ever make the playoffs, qualifying for the first time in SEASON FIFTEEN OF TWENTY FOUR. they never won an internet series but that's less of an accomplishment.

la unlimited tacos: would make him teammates with grian. the tacos tried to do a strike against god one time (it didn't work out but i respect the commitment)

boston flowers: no hermit teammates here. this was my team when blaseball was running and it would make me happy to put a hermit on it but it doesn't feel right for joel unfortunately. i can be convinced, however.

ohio worms: would make him teammates with wormman (aka zedaph in a disguise) and be coached by tfc. the worms are worms. they're in the dirt. self explanatory.

hawai'i fridays: would make him teammates with bdubs. this is also esmp 1 joel's team in the empires au which isn't relevant but is a fun fact (esmp 2 joel is on the lovers). the fridays have a cool goddess and good vibes. except for that time they all died. don't worry they got better.

canada moist talkers: would make him teammates with etho. i don't know if joel could survive in the cold but maybe i'm wrong maybe he'd be fine. maybe he's withstand it just to stake his claim as #1 ethogirl.

charleston shoe thieves: would make him teammates with cub and jevin. would also (maybe) make him get cursed by god but don't worry about that part, worry about the thieves guild he's joining.

baltimore crabs: would make him teammates with helsknight only. also inherently hilarious. this is the divorcee zone also there's a long dead crab goddess in the chesapeake and if you join the crabs parts of your body will slowly turn into crab. we have fun in baltimore.

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Whenever I check the Drayton tag, it always makes me smile to see new asks on this blog. Truly fueling my thirst for Drayton stuff that's angsty or wholesome like to each their own but a lot of Drayton stuff I've seen often paint him being a bully / antagonistic to Kieran. Seeing many anons share their hcs has been so nice!

I wanna share some BB E4 hcs!

- Crispin likes to experiment with his cooking! Drayton is often his testing buddy before giving the improved versions to Lacey and Amarys. Drayton complains playfully about Crispin playing favourites

- Amarys manages the club budget so she usually checks the requests made to utilise it. She often rejects Drayton's suggestions of holding 'wild parties' under the guise of team building / bonding'.

- Lacey and Drayton have crossed paths with one another when they were kids. Clay and Drayden have brought them to party events before. For as much as Lacey gets on Drayton's case about how he dodges the administrative side of the club, she trusts him with the battling side.

- Despite his slacker status, Drayton is actually really good at handling new members who are super shy / nervous. His laid back attitude and chattiness helps ease these members, and he's also open to answering battle related questions. It still surprises his friends when he just rambles about different training methods for Dragon-types, sounding rather animated for once

Anon I'm fucking crying these are so dope cbxmbcnd ough BB E4 friendship is so really your honour it's so so real and so canon and they're really close and they remind me of the og Unova kids in my hcs hcmdbd

But also of fucking course Drayton would throw parties and say they're for team building exercises lmfaooo Amarys has to really check their budget lest someone falls for Drayton's "team building exercises" again hahaha

Also Drayton and Lacey childhood friends🥹🥹

Your honour imagine cbxnxn that'd be so cute but also since they're childhood friends they're also kinda like siblings lmfao, ofc Drayton's gonna annoy Lacey too, Iris isn't the only one who's fun to annoy. But also, not only do guys run away when Lacey mentions Clay is her dad, but imagine if Drayton is also part of the reason they run away hahah

Like they know Drayton is so chill and laid back, but they also know how protective he is of his friends, plus they're not gonna fucking challenge a champion level trainer that's actually trained by a legit champion, his Archaludon can probs sweep their teams. But it'd also be funny if Lacey is so so unaware of Drayton like, looking threatening from behind her, giving off the vibes that he will let his Archaludon attack at any guy or girl who wants to be w Lacey lmfao

But also him being like that to all his friends, like if he doesn't like someone, they would know, cause his smile is a bit too forced when talking to them

Also isn't it canon that Crispin kinda has a crush on Lacey?? Fucking imagine that convo w Drayton lmfaooo

Just "Lacey's really cute, should I ask her out??"

"if you value your life, no."

"huh? Why? Is it because of her dad?"

Your honour pls he's just a lil bit oblivious bcmxbd hahaha

Also y'know Crispin low-key gives off enby vibes, idk, it's the way he looks, idt he'd care much abt how people perceive him, all he cares abt is his friends, pkmn, and cooking

Speaking of cooking imagine if he's like, Gordon Ramsay kinda guy when he gets pissed off when someone ruins a dish tho lmfaooo imagine him yelling out cussed bc someone used the wrong technique or ingredient for a dish or even just dissed smth he made

I picture Amarys not being able to cook that well, everything she makes always gets burnt, Crispin once invited her over to teach her how to cook starting w basics but for some godforsaken reason she still managed to burn grilled cheese

"how..?? How in the Distortion World did you fuck that up??"

"that's the first time I've heard you say that word. Is it truly that bad?"

"Amarys, look at me in the eyes and take a bite outta that sandwich. Is it edible to you? Do you think it's edible? Do you think it's something people would willingly eat?"

He made her redo it ten more times till she got it right hahaha

But yeah omf these are so dope anon chxmnd

[lolipoptheclown]

I'm gonna number my responses by each paragraph cuz I wanna dive into all of these LOL

1. Oh yeah Mr. Fischoeder definitely does bro. Louise would be like "WHAT IF THAT TOWN DOESN'T HAVE GOOD CANDY??" when they have to go probably LMFAO

2. She 100% would without a shadow of a doubt. That is so in-character for her to do.

3. I bet it would be Roy tbh idk it would be funny LOL

4. Yeah idk either? Imagine Gene getting stuck talking to Lucky or something lmao

5. YOU ARE CORRECT. SO RIGHT FOR THAT.

6. Tbh I think Roy and Louise wouldn't get along idk why? It just feels like they would have beef with eachother for one reason or another

7. YESS oh and then Jimmy Pesto could go to Boys & Grills and be like "you remind me of someone" just for funnies

8. Yeah I think so too

9. REAL I also feel like him and Ross would get along for some reason idk why

But imagine like everyone teaming up to get the as much candy they can. The Hatzgang is even in on it cuz Louise somehow got them to. Oh god just a giant group of kids getting candy is such a funny thought

I wonder how Ignacio would feel about that, since they will probably show up at his house at some point because Skid+Pump have done that in two episodes already LOL. He probably wouldn't enjoy that very much-

Hey guys ummm uhh

Bob x Evermore

*runs away*

[selfcarecap]

Peter meeting your dad and trying so hard not to screw up that he ends up saying something he shouldn't have

this is kiiiinda what you asked for but only kinda lmao

warnings: mentions of smut, alcohol, a mention of anal made it in here??? just one line, cringe, peter and reader are both obviously at least 18 but reader lives with her parents tho i guess or maybe she’s just visiting, and let’s all collectively imagine a dad named phil cause i don’t want anyone to have to think about their real dad hsjkd (or if your dad’s name is phil then imagine a dad named… alejandro (idk gashuijodkjiuzafgshdjkf it’s 4 am)

-this is a repost of an old blurb-

You let out a quiet moan when you feel Peter’s lips at your neck.

You focus on the feeling of his warm tongue against your skin, your eyes going wide when you realise he‘s about to give you a hickey, “No, Pete, you can‘t. Everyone will see.“

“Would it be so bad if everyone knew that you‘re mine?“

Resisting giving him a kiss, you push him off of you slightly, “No but I don‘t need my parents to know that we do stuff.“

“Stuff?” He teases, placing a soft kiss on your shoulder, “Stuff like what?” He mumbles into your neck, pulling your hoodie down so the hickey there will be hidden.

“You know what I mean,” you say, letting him kiss your chest.

“Not sure what exactly,” he says with a smirk, “Did you mean when I fingered you in the library last week?”

Heat rushes to your cheeks and it makes you want to bury your face in a pillow. Peter throws his arm over your hips though, stopping you from turning on your tummy to hide from him.

“Or were you thinking of how I fucked your pretty ass—”

“I mean all of those things,” you cut him off, “But don‘t mention that type of stuff when I‘m telling you about my parents.”

“Just stop talking about your parents then,” he smiles, grabbing your cheeks to kiss your lips.

“My dad will be home soon,” you manage to say, between kisses, “Don‘t have enough time for sex.”

“Then it‘s a really good thing that I can make you cum so quick, hm?” He lifts your hoodie and grins when he sees that you’re not wearing a bra, kissing each of your nipples. You help him get rid of your hoodie completely so he can play with your hardened nipples some more.

Sighs of pleasure leave your mouth, and you lie back, enjoying the feeling.

Peter’s fingers slip into the waistband of your jeans, pausing to look at you, “You up for that, baby?”

Nothing but a whimper leaves your mouth, then a quiet “Please.”

He unzips your jeans carefully and slips a few fingers into your panties, finding you already wet and waiting for him. A smile forms on his lips as he continues kissing you, his fingers spreading the wetness around your pussy.

The ache between your thighs increases when Peter starts opening you up with his fingers, and you start to moan; you’re close already.

Just a second later, Peter’s eyes go wide and his fingers stop moving.

“What?” You ask, sitting up. That’s when you hear the front door being unlocked and your dad coming home.

“I told you he’d be home soon!” You say but Peter ignores you, throwing your hoodie towards you which you quickly change into.

“I didn‘t think it would be that soon!” He says finally, “Where should I go? Out the window?”

“First of all you need to get your hand out of my pants.”

You roll your eyes when you see him suck his fingers into his mouth, getting rid of your wetness on him.

“You have to meet him one day,” you reason.

A moment later there’s a knock at your door and you push Peter a few inches away so it’s not obvious how close you two were.

“You got this,” you whisper, “Come in.”

“Hey honey I—” your dad goes quiet when he sees Peter.

“Uh hi dad- you know um, I told you about my boyfriend.”

The look on his face is sceptical, eyes narrowed, “Pedro?”

“Peter.” you correct him.

“Hi sir, I‘m P-Peter,” he stands up to face your dad, shaking his hand with the hand that wasn’t just inside of you. Your dad raises an eyebrow at Peter using his left hand to greet him.

“Pietro-”

“Peter-”

“Peter. Remind me, how long have you been together with my daughter?”

“S-” Peter looks over at you. Your dad knows about him but Peter doesn’t know just how much exactly you’ve told your dad. You simply nod at him.

“Six months, sir,”

“You sure? That took you a while.”

“Oh my god, dad. Stop grilling him. It‘s six months. Can you leave now?”

Peter’s sitting with you again and your dad sits down too, “So, what do you do? Are you a student too?”

“Yes sir. And I have a job at Mr Stark‘s-”

“Tony Stark?” Your dad wonders. You cringe at how many times he’s already interrupted your boyfriend.

“Yes, Tony Stark.”

Your dad gives a somewhat satisfied smile and harshly pats Peter’s back.

“Dad.” You warn.

“I‘m letting you know right now that I don‘t want any grandchildren running around yet,” he stares at Peter.

“Don‘t worry,” Peter says, “We only ever have protected sex.”

You’re all silent for a second. You wonder how horny Peter must have been to completely miss the point of your earlier conversation. You force out a laugh, “Haha, isn‘t he funny, dad? I‘ve really got myself a funny boyfriend, haven’t I? So um could you leave now?”

“I need a beer,” your dad says, and finally leaves your room.

You look at Peter, cringing.

“I should have gone for the window,” he says, burying his head in your neck.

A few hours later, the encounter with your dad forgotten, you‘re watching a film on your bed.

Peter’s hands are under your hoodie, cupping your breasts. (He says it‘s for stress relief.)

The credits start playing and Peter mumbles something into your chest, saying it louder when he realises you didn’t hear, “I need you.”

“Need what?”

“Need my face between your tits.”

You chuckle and lift the hem of your hoodie. Peter immediately starts kissing up your belly.

This time without a knock, your dad opens your door, quickly covering his eyes when he sees the position you and Peter are in.

Peter gets off of you and doesn’t dare look up.

With an annoyed huff, your dad drops a box of condoms on your bed, “I don‘t even want to know if it was a joke or not, but I‘d rather know that you’re being safe than to unexpectedly become a grandfather.”

Both you and Peter remain silent, wanting the sex talk with your dad to be over.

“You don‘t do anything while your mother or I are home, and if I ever see you touch my daughter like that in front of my eyes, Peter, I‘m kicking you out.” And with that, he closes the door.

Peter drops his head in embarrassment.

“At least he remembered your name?” You try.

Peter only groans in response.

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TikTok Series | Anyway, so.

Word Count: 1.2k

Category: Fluff

Warning: Idk, language? Idk anymore but no heavy stuff it’s literally just TikTok content

Request: for your tik tok series i can imagine y/n and harry trending and harry would be like “what did you post now?” and it would actually be the fans this time. the “i’ve never seen two pretty best friends” with videos of them being like they are both pretty so that’s a lie. loving that series

** THIS IS SO CUTE I LOVE IT! i hope you like it, and let me know what you think 🤍

// masterlist //

..

The numbers only went up with your TikTok; the views, the likes, the comments, and the followers.

What started as just you having fun during quarantine, ended with a verified account and demanding fans of your boyfriend asking you to take part in many challenges and pranks.

“y/n’s tiktok is basically just her cooking or pranking harry or dueting stans’ videos with a hood on and i love every second of it”

“tiktokers: doing stupid shit to gain money

y/n: anyway dudes, here’s how to make grilled cheese with no cheese for if you’re too broke to get any”

“when y/n duets thirsty tiktoks I just can’t help but think of how much I want a partner this chill”

“can anyone start any new couple challenge already? I want new harry & y/n content k thanks”

Fans were vocal about how much fun they had with your TikTok, some adding sentiments that made you emotional like;

“never thought I’d feel connected to anyone who’s with harry but here’s y/n replying to tiktok comments like we’re all a bunch of friends”

“I kid you not, the reason why I’m excited to eat at school is because I’m always excited to try y/n’s easy recipes and I just love her so much”

“not me meeting y/n, harry styles’ gf, at the grocery store today and greeting her like we grew up together bc that’s how I feel about her”

Along with laughing together at videos, you and Harry also seemed to always have a new catchy song to sing around the house ever since you first installed the app, with how it has helped artists’ music go viral. Hell, even funny songs would get stuck in your brains.

On your phone was proof of that. Standing behind an oblivious Harry as he cooked one day, he was in shorts and a tight top, flipping toast on the stove as he sang, “Chicken wing, chicken wing, hot dog and bologna, chicken and macaroni, chillin’ with my homies,” wiggling his butt as he did.

You hadn’t posted since the “How well do our brains work together” TikTok you posted with Harry, so when you saw yours and Harry’s ship name trending with 84.7 million views to it, you were confused to say the least.

Sitting beside Harry as he was on his laptop, you moved closer to lean against his side, his arm reflexively wrapping around you.

“We’re trending on TikTok.”

“Aren’t we always?” He smugly asked, looking at you.

“No,” you laughed, “Usually after I post something, yeah, but I haven’t posted in two weeks.” You said as you clicked on the hashtag, seeing pictures of you and Harry in many videos along with different faces with titles.

Clicking on a video with 6.3 million views, you and Harry watched as a girl filmed herself with the background music sounding and someone speaking through it, “I ain’t never seen two pretty best friend. It’s always one of ‘em gotta be ugly.”

The music then stopped, Nicki Minaj’s voicing being heard, “Ummm...Chile. Anyway, so,” before Noahplause’s song, Runnin’, came, and with it came pictures of you and Harry.

A picture of the both of you from Dunkirk’s premiere; Harry in his suit with his arm around your waist as he looked down at you with a smile. You in a dress that matched the color of his suit, one hand on his chest and another on his shoulder, smiling to the cameras.

A picture of you lying on the sand at the beach in your swimsuit with your eyes closed, Harry’s head resting on your stomach as he looked up at the camera with a neutral face, it being a picture from when he was filming the Watermelon Sugar music video.

A candid picture taken by paps of Harry standing behind you with his arms wrapped around you, his chin resting on your head as you stood in a park with a couple of friends.

A selfie you had posted to your Instagram story of you lying your head on Harry’s shoulder, him looking to the side, making his sharp jawline perfectly appear.

A picture of you and Harry kissing from one New Year’s party you attended; your hands on his cheeks, his tangled in your hair. It was a low-quality picture, but it still showed clearly that it was the both of you.

You and Harry were watching with amused expressions, laughing in surprise at the trend his fans seemed to start.

“This is so cute, what!” You laughed at the video, “Let’s watch another one and duet it.”

“What does that mean? What do we do?” Harry asked, looking at you.

“It means, I’ll choose to duet so when I post it, the two videos will be aligned together and we’ll watch that video as we record.” You explained, scrolling before pausing the next video and tapping on ‘Duet.’

“So, it’s like a reaction?”

“Exactly,” you nodded, “Ready?”

“Yes.” Harry grinned, turning his body slightly.

Your phone showed yours and Harry’s faces, both of you with small smiles before you made sure that the mic was opened and began recording, the video you were reacting to beginning to play.

It started with a ceiling as the man spoke his line. When it came to the guy saying “two pretty best friends”, Harry had mouthed along, gesturing between the both of you making you laugh.

Nicki then spoke, and in came Runnin’ with pictures of you and Harry.

First one was of just you smiling to the camera.

At this, Harry’s smile widened.

Second one was Harry smirking at one of his shows from 2018.

You hummed, nodding slowly.

Third one was of you with makeup, an eyebrow raised and a hand to your temple, posing for the camera.

“Insanely good.” Harry said slowly with a shake of his head, eyes fixed on the phone. You cooed, pouting at his comment.

Fourth one was of Harry smirking in the tulle-detail, off-shoulder trench coat from his Vogue photoshoot.

“This one, yes!” You exclaimed, causing Harry to laugh.

Fifth one was the same picture of the both of you from when he was shooting his Watermelon Sugar music video.

“I love this one so much.” Harry said before giving a genuine closed-lipped smile as he remembered the exact moment the picture was taken.

“Right?” You smiled.

Sixth one was a video of the both of you dancing, your arms around his neck, his hands holding your waist, as it showed the both of you grooving with Harry singing to you with a smile on his face.

“Shut up, I didn’t know this existed.” You gasped, Harry chuckling.

Seventh one was a picture taken by a friend of yours; your eyes were closed in childlike happiness, Harry sitting beside you and looking down at you with a dopey smile as one of his hands squished your cheeks.

“Hey, that’s my lockscreen!” Harry beamed, instantly holding his phone to yours, showing that the last picture was, in fact, his lockscreen so excitedly before the video ended.

Posting the video, you added a caption to it:

“we have the biggest smiles on our faces. you’re all so adorable thank you😭 (also 10/10 for calling us best friends)”

“We are best friends,” Harry said, letting out a sigh before dramatically wrapping both arms around you, giving you a squeeze, “Best of!”

[hockeyandstuff91]

How did this happen? - Part 5

Word count: 3,624

Players: Tyler Seguin, Alexander Radulov

Warning: cussing

Authors note: This part jumps time a few times to make this story not feel like its completely dragging on in the beginning :) Before each separate part I'm going to specify who's point of view it is. I also think that I'm going to be changing Brooke's POV from the imagine format to first person like the rest of the POVs are. Hopefully that makes sense. I may or may not go back to the other 4 parts and change it to first person.. Idk yet lol (There is a very good chance there will be random "you" and such as I keep accidentally switching between first and second person. I'm going to try and make sure there aren't any but I might miss some so I apologize lol)

Hope you enjoy!

Part 1    Part 2    Part 3    Part 4     Part 6

(Brooke's POV)

It had been two weeks since Tyler had left for the away trip. He had facetimed with me every night, claiming it was to check in with the dogs but it became a routine after a while and he actually stopped asking for them right away. Even still the dogs would always get excited when they would hear their dad's voice but always be confused why he was stuck in my phone.

I had just finished taking them on a walk, and was in the middle of getting them some water when I heard the gate open. I gasped, wide eyed, looking at the clock on the oven. Tyler wasn't suppose to be home for another hour I thought but maybe Ashlyn decided to stop by after work before the boys got home.

I brought the dog's water bowls over to where they normally got fed and set them down on the floor. It may be the middle of February now but it had hit 80 degrees today which I was still not exactly use to but I loved it way more than snow. I grabbed a few ice cubes from the freezer and popped them into the water bowls.

I turned just in time to see the door open and Tyler walk in with his bags.

"Hey!" He smiled, the dogs rushing to greet him, leaving a trail of water behind them from drinking.

"Hey welcome home!" I smiled at him, standing over by the counter.

"Well the boys greeted me a lot more excitedly than you did," Tyler smirked at me.

"What you want me to run over to you and start licking your face?" I laughed as I grabbed a water out of the fridge for myself.

"No probably not," he laughed and set his bag down in the hallway.

There were moments like this that it still was weird that I was in Tyler Seguin's house. Let alone staying there for another couple days until I finished moving all of my things into the apartment. 2 months ago I had only ever seen him on the internet or on my computer screen when I watched the games and now here I stood, in his kitchen, best friends with him.

God damn my life is so fucking weird

Tyler pulled me from my thoughts as he grabbed my arm and pulled me into a hug. "Did ya miss me?" I could hear the smirk in his voice even though I couldn't see his face.

"Well..." I tried not to smile.

He pulled back and looked down at me with one eyebrow raised and I cracked, laughing. "That's what I thought," he said and returned to hugging me for a little bit longer.

"So how was the plane ride back?" I asked as we pulled back from the hug.

"It was fine, I slept most of the way so it went by quick for me," he said as he leaned against the counter, grabbing my water bottle and taking a sip.

I gasped "Hey that was my water!" I protested.

"Oh this?" he smirked and held it higher than I could reach.

"That's not fair Tylerrrrr!" I whined a bit as I tried to jump for it. It didn't help that he was already almost a whole foot taller than me. Reaching both arms up I jumped to grab it, actually getting it but I soon figured out that was all part of Tyler's plan as he easily let go of the water and went to tickle me.

"Nooo!!!!" I laughed and ran into the living room.

"Get her boys!" Tyler smirked and followed after me.

All three dogs were excited thinking it was play time and jumped onto the couch, kissing my face and laying all over me.

"Nooo you all have gross doggy breath!" I laughed and tried to turn my face away.

After a minute everything calmed down and I could regain my breath finally.

"I had no idea you were ticklish!" Tyler laughed as he got off the couch and helped me up.

"I have no idea what you are talking about," I smirked at him.

He reached over and poked my side, causing me to pull away.

"Quiiit, Ty," I laughed.

"See! You are ticklish."

"Lies," I said and walked back into the kitchen, opening the fridge. "Ugh what are we going to eat for dinner?"

"Hmm.. how about some nachos?" he asked as he leaned against the counter, tilting his head and looking over at me.

I looked around to make sure we had all of the ingredients and nodded "Yeah that'll be pretty easy and fast to make."

"Good I'm so hungry," he laughed.

"Me too!"

"Oh! So your apartment is ready tomorrow have you went to go check it out yet?"

"No I wanted to wait until you got back home first."

"Why?"

"Well you were the one who helped me pick which one so I thought it would be exciting to go together," I shrugged, looking at him and grabbing the chip bag off the counter and started loading up a pan with them.

"No that's a good idea actually I didn't think about it like that," he smiled.

"Do you want just cheese and salsa?"

"There's other options?" he asked.

"Uh yeah! We could put burger on it too," I said opening the fridge again and making sure I had burger left still.

"Brooke you know my specialty is only grilled cheese."

"This is very true. I'll just make some fancy nachos and you can be surprised."

"Alright sounds like a deal! While you do that I'm going to go upstairs and take a shower and I'll be back down in 5," he said standing up from the counter and walked over to the hallway, grabbing his bag and headed upstairs.

"Okay," I answered and went to work on cooking dinner.

We had a nice night in just relaxing on the couch and watching a couple movies. I ended up falling asleep not long after the fourth one started, resting my head against Tyler's shoulder. After the movie was over Tyler gently woke me up and helped me to my room. He followed me into the room and laughed as I flopped onto the bed on top of the covers.

"Whaaaaat?" I mumbled into the pillow, slowly turning over to look up at him, one eye closed and the other one squinting.

"Nothing you are just funny when you are over tired," he said as he grabbed the blanket and pulled it out from under meand pulled it back up over me.

"Is Tyler Seguin really tucking me in to bed right now?" I half laughed which turned into a yawn.

"Yes," he smiled and kissed my forehead. "Now get some rest, tomorrow is going to be a long day," he said and turned my light off.

"But whyyyyy," I groaned.

"We are moving your stuff remember?" he asked, raising his eyebrows at me.

"Oh yeah," I mumbled as my eyes closed.

Tyler laughed and shook his head walking over to the door. "Goodnight Brooke," he left the room, closing the door softly behind him.

~~~~~~~~

2 months later...

Life was fucking good. No not good it was great! I had been in my own place and it was going really well, Tyler and I had been hanging out consistently when he wasn't busy with games and traveling, and Ashlyn and Alexander had been spending a lot of time together lately too.

I had seen how he looked at her and I knew that he was going to ask her out soon, but for some reason she didn't believe me. She had made it very adamant that Tyler and I were for sure going to get together before her and Alexander would but I wasn't so sure about that.

Tyler was one of the sweetest guys I had met and spending time with him was my favorite part of the day but it was kind of clear to me that he only saw me as a friend. He still had his flings with random girls and he would always call and ask me stupid questions about what something meant when one of them would text him something. I loved having him as a best friend but when it came to the topic of girls I didn't exactly want to be apart of that. Obviously I wanted nothing more than to see him happy but I knew what girls like that were really like. I also knew that if any of them ever lasted I would probably end up losing my best friend because those girls never liked me, and honestly the feelings were mutual.

I had of course had feelings for Tyler and wanted to be with him, but I knew that if it was meant to happen it would in its own time. I just wanted to enjoy being close to him for now and not put any strain on our friendship.

(Tylers POV)

Rad and I had decided to go grab some food after our morning practice. Brooke was going to be at work until 5 so that meant I had nothing to do until then besides take the dogs for a run.

This was the same restaurant that we had met the girls at almost 4 months ago. It was crazy how fast time had gone by.

Rad and I ordered our food and we sat there waiting, I was checking Instagram when I looked up seeing that Rad was just staring at his hands.

"Whats up with you today?" I ask him, putting down my phone.

"Nothing," he mumbled.

"Lies," I said. Something I picked up from Brooke saying it all the time.

Rad looked up at me, his face serious. "Just thinking."

"About...?"

"Ashlyn."

"Oooh. Yeah hows that been going?"

"Great."

"Okay well then why do you look so serious then?" I laughed trying to lighten the mood.

"I haven't felt this interested in a girl since Darya," he said looking back down to his hands.

I sat back in my seat looking at him. I knew that was a touchy subject with him, rightfully so. But I was happy to see that he had found someone who made him happy. "Well that's good though isn't it?" Rad nodded. "Why the worried face then?" I asked him.

"Darya made me feel this way too. Then it ended. I'm scared it will happen again."

"Dude you can't compare Ashlyn to Darya. What happened between you and her doesn't mean it'll happen again."

Rad looked up at me, his face a little less worried. "You sure?"

I nod "You should give it a shot if you feel like it's right. I see you two together and it's great, you already look like you are together. Even if it doesn't work out in the long run at least you wont ever wonder what would of happened if you don't try."

Rad just nodded in agreement with what I had said and responded with "I will talk to her tonight."

~~~~~~~~~

(Brooke's POV)

I had just gotten out of work, finally. The day was only suppose to last until 5 but my boss had called a meeting that lasted an extra 2 hours. My phone of course had died and so I was sure to have a few texts from Tyler since he and I had planned on going to grab dinner and see a movie after I got out of work but now it looked like only one of those was going to happen.

I climbed into my car and plugged my phone in, starting up the car and resting my head against the headrest and closing my eyes to rest for a second. After my phone had charged enough to turn on it started going crazy with notifications.

"Jesus I'm gone for 2 hours and now everyone wants my attention," I laugh to myself as I pick up my phone.

I had two missed phone calls from Tyler and about 5 texts, a text from my mom, and Ashlyn had called like 3 times.

I decided to shoot Tyler a text first so he would stop worrying and then call Ashlyn afterwards.

Me: Sorry Ty, got caught up at work and my phone died. I'm free now! finally 😂

I then scrolled to my contacts and called Ashlyn. It only rang twice before she picked it up.

"Oh. My. God. where have you been?!"

"Jeez! I was stuck at work is everything okay? You called me like 3 tim-"

"Yeah everything is fine! More than fine!" I could hear how excited she was and wondered what had happened.

"Well?! About what?"

"Alexander came over to my apartment and he said he needed to talk. He told me that over these last couple months he realized that I mean a lot to him and no other girl since his ex wife made him feel this way and he asked me out!"

I gasped into the phone "Ashlyn!! I'm so happy for you!"

"I know! This is crazy, all the times we joked about this over the last year-"

"I know! I told you it would happen!" I laughed a bit. "Well I don't want to bother you two-"

"Oh he just left to go pick up the takeout so he's not here right now. I just wanted to tell you as soon as it happened!"

"I'm so excited for you, for both of you! You guys seriously do look great together."

"Aww thank you," I could hear how big the smile on Ashlyn's face was and I knew that smile wasn't going to be fading anytime soon.

My phone buzzed in my hand and I pulled it away from my face to see I had an incoming call from Tyler.

"Alright I'm gonna let you get back to your night, Ty is calling me right now. Have fun. Be safe, use protection," I laughed.

Ashlyn laughed back "Okay talk to you tomorrow!" she said and I quickly flipped over to the other call before it went to voicemail.

"Hellooo?"

"Finally! I thought you were screening my calls or something."

"No Ty I would never do that to you," I laughed and shook my head "Didn't you get my text?"

"Yeah and I responded but you didn't, I was a little worried, I'm sorry."

"Aww well don't be Ty, I'm okay. I was just on the phone with Ashlyn, do you know whats been going on?"

"Yeah Rad and I got lunch today, I told him to go for it. He was worried it was going to be a repeat of what happened with his ex," I could hear in the background of the call Tyler was throwing a ball for one of the dogs outside, something he would do when he was overthinking and worried.

"Aww well I doubt that will happen."

"Me too. They are so great together. I've seen how his attitude has changed since she's been around."

"Yeah I'm so happy for them. Alright so I'm out of work now, just sitting in my car, did you still want to hang out tonight?"

"Yeah but lets just stay in and watch a movie at my place. Is that ok?"

"Sounds perfect to me. Do you want me to pick up some food on the way?"

"Yeah how about Chinese?" Tyler asks, you knew he had thought of this already.

"Mmm sounds good. Wanna call it in so it'll be ready when I get there?"

"Sure, usual order?"

"Well of course! I'll see you in 20."

"Okay, drive safe."

"I will."

"Bye."

"Bye," I said as I pulled the phone away from my ear and hit the end call button. I sat up straight in my seat and put my seat belt on and pulled out of my parking spot, headed towards the Chinese restaurant.

When I got inside I walked up to the counter, not seeing my takeout bag yet I decided to sit in the waiting area. That's when I noticed Rads was here too.

"Hey you!" I said, catching his attention from his phone.

"Brooke!" He smiled happily and stood up to give me a hug.

"I heard the big news! Congratulations, I'm so happy for you two," I smiled as I sat down next to him.

"Thank you. I'm glad she said yes."

"Of course she would! She adores you so much."

Rads nodded "What about you?"

"What about me?" I asked him, raising an eyebrow.

"You and Tyler?"

"Oh.. no he and I are just friends," I said and looked down at my phone in my hands.

"But..."

"But what?" I asked, not looking up at him.

"You like him?"

I looked at Rad out of the corner of my eye for a moment before turning my gaze back to my hands.

I felt a hand on my back just before Rad spoke "I wont tell."

I closed my eyes and nodded.

"He know?"

I shook my head, eyes still closed.

"Why?"

"I'm not his type and I don't want to ruin our friendship," I respond, finally opening my eyes and looking over at Rad.

"Type?"

"Yeah you know I don't look like a model or anything so.."

Rad shook his head "You are beautiful, those girls never around for long."

"I know. We'll see, but for now friends is okay," I took a deep breath. I wanted to be with Tyler and I felt like something was there but I knew he wasn't ready to settle down and if I tried to step anywhere near that topic there was a chance he would run from me, which was the last thing I wanted. I decided that when the time was right I would know, and that's when it would happen. But until then this was still nice.

Rad nodded and rubbed my back a bit before standing up after his name was called for his takeout, my name followed behind it. He reached his hand out and I took it, standing up.

"Don't worry. It'll happen," Rad smiled at you and walked over to the counter.

"I hope so," I whispered and followed him. We both paid for our food and walked out to the parking lot together.

"Congrats again Rads, I'm very excited and happy for you guys," I smiled as we started to walk to our cars.

"Thank you Brooke! See you soon?"

"Yeah! I'll be at the game with Ashlyn tomorrow night," I said as I set the paper bag of takeout on the hood of my car to fish out my keys from my pocket, and unlocking the door.

"Okay! Have a good night," Rad said and got into his car.

The two of us waved and drove separate directions out of the parking lot.

I couldn't help but think about what Rads had said. I wasn't sure if he knew something that I didn't, maybe Ty had said something but I didn't give it too much thought, not wanting to give myself false hope or anything.

I drove to Tyler's house and was greeted by three big dogs at the door like normal. I brought the food into the kitchen and set it on the counter, starting to take things out of the paper bag and set them on the counter.

I could hear Tyler's footsteps above me getting closer to the staircase.

"Fuck that smells good," I heard him mumble to himself as he started down the stairs and I just laughed.

"Hey," Tyler smiled as he walked into the kitchen and grabbed some plates for us. "How was work?"

"Ugh," I groaned. "It was work. Meetings all day pretty much, which was why I had to stay for another two hours instead of getting out at 5 like I was suppose to. But hey money is nice especially since rent is due soon," I laughed as I started to plate some of my food.

"Good point," Tyler said as he started to put food onto his plate as well.

"How was your day?" I asked.

"It was good. Practice this morning like usual, and then lunch with Rad, and I was worried for about two hours when you didn't answer. So you know usual day," he smirked over at me.

"Hey! I'm the one who answers right away unlike someone," I smirked back at him.

"Listen that was one time okay?" He shook his head. "Never gonna let me live that one down."

"Nope!" I laughed.

"Not fair," He smirked at me that faded into a smile.

"So the whole Ashlyn and Rad thing is awesome to hear!"

"Yeah finally."

"Right? I mean it was like they were already together anyways, the way they act around each other but I'm glad that he asked her."

"Yeah me too, they are great, and I'm glad to see him so happy again," Tyler smiled and followed me into the living room with our food, a movie ready on the TV.

For the rest of the night after dinner we just spent it on the couch watching movies. I ended up falling asleep on his shoulder after the long day that I had. A number of times since I moved down to Dallas and spent time with Tyler I had found myself falling asleep against him while we relaxed and stayed in for the night. It was nice to be doing that again tonight. I vaguely remembered him waking me up and bringing me to the guest room down the hall, I didn't have work the next morning so staying the night would be okay.

[stormyth-art]

tagged back by @suitcasesoffeathers​!!! (I’m also gonna answer my own questions in this post for @pilotpig​, thank you for being curious!! Haha

Also, sorry for all the long posts lately!!! (I just found out about the keep reading button so I’ll use that from now on!!!

1. If you could meet any fictional character in real life, who would it be and why? 

hmmm, maybe Hermione Granger? Since she could teach me all sorts of stuff about magic and tell me things that happened during the books that Harry was too oblivious of to notice. XD Hermione seems like she’d be more perceptive than him. 

2. If you could magically teleport anywhere (to a real location or fictional location), where would that be and why?

oooh, that’s fun, I’d go to Hogwarts for sure!! That would be so fun!!!

3. If you were in control of the world for a day, what would you do?

maybe just fire Trump and what’s his face vice president guy. lol, I think that’s the only thing I could do and not be scared of the repercussions. 

4. What’s the weirdest dream you’ve ever had?

I’ve had so many weird dreams lol. There is one in particular that was this whole story thing going on, but it would take too long to write the whole thing, so I’ll tell you my favourite part. So, there was this servant boy and he and the princess fell in love and blah blah blah, but eventually he took her to visit his parents in his village. He lived in this rock thing and inside everything was saran wrapped. Th counters, the couches, everything (apparently this was for easy cleanup). So eventually this bell sounded (like a warning bell in medieval times) and that meant everyone had to go and steal food from each other and it was only legal between the first and second bell. The servant guy went off to steal food and everyone was beating each other up and it was terrible and then suddenly servant dude comes rolling down this hill (the village was on a slope) on top of a giant armadillo. He just rolled the armadillo into a convenient sized hole next to his house and claimed the armadillo as his own. (I found it funny when I think about it, but typing it up sounds weird....but I guess that’s the point lol)

5. What do you do when you’re bored?

I usually just complain that I’m bored then rewatch videos I’ve already seen or watch old shows I used to like, or I’ll draw.But lately I’ve been sucked into those top 10 scary videos lol.

6. What’s the dumbest injury you’ve ever gotten? (could be from cuts/scrapes to broken limbs, etc.)

When I was maybe 7 or 8 I was playing a video game with my siblings. It was this super weird racing game on the N64 and I was really into it for some reason, and every time I made a turn I would lean my body in that direction. I was sitting on a wooden stool while playing so the stool would lean too and eventually it just toppled to one side and my head landed right into a stone fire place. It was not fun lol, I still have a scar right next to my temple.

7. Do you have anyone that you really admire/aspire to be like one day? If so, who?

hmmm, I think my parents. A combination of the two. lol, that’s kind of a boring answer but it’s true.

8. Is something that you really treasure that other people may think is dumb?

ohh, there’s this stick I have. lol, I found a stick in the woods when I was 8 and it was the perfect walking stick with a thumb hold and everything. I loved that stick and brought it with me to school sometimes. And when we moved houses I brought it with and I still have that stick in my room and I’ll probably never throw it away at this point. I don’t know why I like it so much. XD

9. What are some positive personality traits that you believe/other people say you have? (no need to be modest ;))

lol, mmm, my parents say I’m creative. My dad says I’m really, thoughtful and have interesting insight about different topics (which I disagree with lol). I’ve been told I’m empathetic and kind and all those things too haha.And every once in awhile I get that I’m funny. (which is cool since I’ve always loved making people laugh and making others happy is what I always strive to do)

10. What style do you usually sport clothes-wise?

mmm, that depends. I love dresses and skirts and girly clothes, but I also love the simple jeans and graphic t-shirt. and then there are days wear I just want to look all boyish and wear baggy pants and oversize shirts. My style is pretty non-existent haha.

11. If you could have a mountain of any food right now, what would it be?

lol! uhh chocolate probably, haha I’m always craving chocolate. I wouldn’t eat an entire mountain of it in one sitting of course though, but it would be nice to have a stash whenever I want some! XD

my own questions:

1. Are there any new hobbies or new skills you want to try/learn?

I’d like to learn violin again as well as get back into photography!

2. Do you believe in anything supernatural? (if you have stories please share, I find them fun to read)

I do lol, it seems no one I tagged does though, which is understandable. I believe in ghosts and aliens (though there is no doubt in my mind aliens exist, I don’t believe any have come to earth. The universe is just so huge there has to be another planet with life on it) I sadly don’t have any stories though.

3. What’s your favourite historical era and why?

I LOVE medieval times. The atmosphere is super cool and it was always my favourite unit in history class in grade school (in highschool when I took an ancient history course we didn’t have time for that unit and it made me mad lol) But I just love history in general so much! It’s so cool to learn about and talk about!! (This is why I’m going to write a time traveling story, since I get to do research about different era’s for it!)

4. What is one of the strangest conversations you’ve ever had?

hmm, this was like, weird for a couple reasons. This was waay back when I was in 9th grade and my friend was in 8th, so I’d go to her school after my school was done and wait for her sometimes. So at one point I was waiting in front of her class and this boy (who I’ve spoken to many times before and he was always fine then) Started asking me “do you like fairy of tails?” over and over and I was so confused what he meant so I asked him “sorry, fairy, of tails????” and he just....rolled away lol. The entire conversations he was rolling around on the walls, flip flopping from one to the other in the hall and then just rolled into his class room.

I later realized he meant the anime fairy tail, which he already knew I liked and cosplayed from so....idk what was going on with him that day. XD

5. Any inside jokes (not with me, just in general)?

‘Imagine this!’ *pretends to open cupboard*  (this one is with rieko lol, it would make no sense to anyone but us) 

6. What quote do you say the most?

the wombo quote from spongebob as well as various other spongebob quotes.

 ‘HE WAS THEIR FRIEND! AND HE BETRAYED THEM!...HE WAS THEIR FRIEND!!!’ from harry potter, I say that all the time lol

7. If you could have any superpower, what would it be and why?

teleportation since that would be so convenient and I could go all over the world for significantly cheaper.

8. Favourite British drama, Korean drama and/or American drama?

British drama: ‘Merlin’

Korean Drama: ‘Good Doctor’ or ‘Hello My Twenties’

American drama: if ‘Stranger Things’ counts then that, if not ‘Once Upon a Time’, the older seasons.

9. Have you ever been in a situation that felt like you were in a movie?

All the time lol. I feel really surreal a lot. There was one time where me and my friend were walking at this park that had a farm on one side and forest with swings and slides and all that on the other (it wasn’t a super dense forest or anything, it was pretty open). We were walking at night and as the forest area came in view we saw a ton of lanterns lighting it up, some were on the ground and some were in the trees. It was weird because the day before there was nothing there. I promptly decided to do what anyone would do and force my friend to go into the forest of lanterns with me. My memories are all mixed up because for some reason I remember it being pitch black in the forest even though there were lanterns.....but anyways, eventually I saw a flashlight, I couldn’t see who was holding it but I could tell someone was coming towards us. I looked at my friend who desperately wanted to leave and I for some reason was feeling brave and wanted to talk to the person (I have no idea what compelled me to, I normally am not like that) When I turned back there was a second flashlight and then my bravery just drained and me and my friend just ran out of there. Next to the forest on the exit we took was a school so we stood in front of the school and then we heard a little girls voice say ‘what are you doing?’ and my friend screamed at the top of her lungs and scared the poor kid who went back inside the school and I laughed so hard and then we went home. lol, it felt like a horror movie but at the same time it was so fun! oh, and then the next day we went back and almost all the lanterns were gone.

10. Any funny things you did as a kid?

I also had elaborate plots for my toys. And I thought grilled cheese was girl cheese and only girls could eat it. I also truly believes ‘stupid’ was the s word. lol. Oh, and I had an obsession with toads when I was little and there were a ton in my neighborhood at the time so I would catch toads a lot.

11. Something you’re looking forward to?

when rieko is less busy and we can hang out and film and all that again lol. (even though was just went skating last week XD)  Also, I’m looking forward to the distant future when I have money and can pay to go to upcoming cons!!

[shadowlink720]

FE: Birthright Randomised Prologue, Chapter 1 and Chapter 2

(aka ‘I can’t believe Shadow is freaking Dead’)

ok Are you ready for this? I’m sure not but let’s mcfreaking go I’m gonna go on a lot of tangents probably so please forgive me for that---

oooooooook so let’s see if this actually works (I haven’t actually tested it yet, but it loaded instead of hanging at a black screen so I’m assuming it does), let’s also see if it breaks the game or not b/c I’ve heard that Birthright can so therefore Conquest is more reliable but I never want to play Conquest ever again holy heck I don’t have a physical copy of Conquest ayyyy

But enough stalling! Let’s get right to it! Ah jeez I really want to give Corrin the really short hair I did when I branched off to Revelation but I want to keep the SYMBOLISM-

.... a lot of these pictures are gonna be squint ahah (also it’s Samurai b/c I need Astra lmao)

ok then let’s goooooo

I suppose I should be worried that the ‘No’ option doesn’t show properly but w/e (the button is blank lol)

........ Azura could you build the suspence any higher ahahahah;;;;;;

OH MY GOD IT WORKED

TAKUMI REPLACED HINOKA I’M GOING TO D I E And he’s a Diviner lmao no Fujin Yumi for u m8 I hope that the Ryoma and Takumi replacements can/will use Raijinto and Fujin Yumi lol ohhh my farore I am actually shaking aaaaahhh give me a minute ahahh--- this is so surreal is this actually happening I don’t even kno w ANYWAY

Takumi are you saying ‘How dare you!?’ to the Nohrian for trying to attack me or me for not knowing how to dodge-

also I’m going to skip enemy/ally phases so there aren’t any spoilers >:3c

ok I know it’s for stability’s sake, but Takumi with the Sky Knight class looks like he has short hair-

OH MY GOFD

woops I could have taken a better one uagiuagdfudgh RYOMA IS REPLACED WITH AZURA I’M DYI N G IT’S WORSE THAT THERE ARE PEOPLE IN THE ROOM NEXT TO ME WHO CAN PROBABLY HEAR MY LAUGHING THO HECK

ah yeah since it’s Birthright then the Nohrian siblings won’t get randomised for stability :V

wait Felici a is tAKUMI FELICIA IS TAKUMI WE DON’T NEED TO PLAY IT ANY FURTHER THIS IS THE PINNACLE HOLY HYLIA

ohhh my gosh Sakura is replaced with Mozu aaaaaahhhhh that’s adorable auhfiughdfysdgf

OH YM GOD

Ryoma is Yukimura I’m This playthrough is going to end me tbh---

I don’t think I’m ever going to get over Felicia being Takumi and Azura being Ryoma tbh holy heck

also I really hope Felicia turns out to be a class that can use bows so that she could possibly have Fujin Yumi idk how it works tho ahahahhhh;;;;;;

I’m not getting over this, I can’t wait to see more of Felicia being passive aggressive/throwing the extreme SALT around

Azura, Takumi just asked if u were alright, I don’t really think humming is gonna help u with answering him-

Azura, High Princess of NoChill-shido

aaaand more vanilla sibliings (I’m sorry, I didn’t have the courage to try to get Revelation to work-)

It’s at times like this when you realise just how different Hinoka and Takumi are when it comes to acting towards u at the start asfhiudfsiudh

WELP ANYWAY that concludes the Proloooogue, time to get right into Chapter 1 aaaaaah

also this is what I was talking about with the button being blank ahahahh;;;;

time to see Felicia and Jakob’s replacements ayyyy OH MY GOD

Felicia is now an Oni Savage Hana holy heck- JAKOB IS KAZE I’M GOING TO DI E

OH MY GOD Flora asked Hana if she’d help w/ waking Corrin up and Hana’s voiceline was just ‘No’ aioasdfudfhsudfs I think I’m going to do Chapter 2 as well seeing as basically nothing will be different this chapter b/c I ain’t doing Conquest ahahah;;;

I always seem to forget how tutorial heavy fe games are, but especially in Fates :’’’’D ayyyy first level up! ..... I only got hp! :’’’’’’’’D yikes that was an awful level up audgaiufhaduf do the growth rates change for Corrin? idek ahahah (no they don’t seem to)

anyway hope ur ready to Die, Xander if not then.................. well this is Birthright ayyyy lmao

aaanyway we don’t need to see this cutscene we’ve already seen it before many tiiiimes because it’s exactly the saaaaaaaaaame but there’s Leo with his inside out collar again lmao there’s a tag on it and everything that’s cute

You know what I realised the other day though??? A unit’s clothing can get ripped in this game, idk what causes it tho, probably getting low on HP, and it’s certainly not fixed magically w/ healing it’s a funny little detail idek

lmao bye Hana we won’t see u again for a whiiiile ahahh;;;;

onto Chapter 2! :D (I love this so far ngl, oh my Farore)

So! who are the Hoshidan prisoners!? >:D oh yeah we have to see Ganon- GARON, first asjhifadufa Dragon Veins, Ganglari, magic from Valla, yadda yadda yaddaaaaa PRISONERS!

..........oh my Farore-

Kaze don’t be mean >:V I mean.... yeah tea sounds great right now but THAT DOESN’T MATTER U were in their position once, in an alternate universe :Y

........................... Holy Hylia-

...... So does this mean I can call Jakob a grill he certainly does roast ppl a lot in the original-

WHAT ARE THE ODDS

THAT RINKAH REPLACES KAZE- it was really funny tho, when Corrin said ‘Huh? Have you heard of me?’ Rinkah just said nothing, but her mouth was open and her voice line was ��What?’ so I’m just imagining her like ‘Bitch, I am Hurt’

yeah yeah Dragon Vein tutorial and all that I GET IT- Let’s look at Kaze’s stats and skills! >:D

...... Holy shit he’s a monster

His personal skill is Collector, which is super neat because hey! free stuff! :D He also has Seal Magic which could be good with his terrible less than stellar Resistance, and Good Fortune, which restores up to 20% HP EACH TURN, well.... based on his luck stat, which is..... pretty bad lmao- maybe he has a really good Luck stat growth idk (I peeked at the output file after having played the chapter and his stat growths are HP = 15, Str = 30, Mag = 35, Skill = 50, Spd = 25, Lck = 50, Def = 20, Res = 40, so yeah, pretty decent barring HP and Def haha;;;) But LOOK AT THAT STRENGTH HE’S A BEAST AND A C RANK IN SPEARS THAT’S FANTASTIC UGH- Kaze........ my man, I can’t wait to see what you can Heart Seal into it could probably be really cool, or..... pretty bad, idk anything could happen with this randomiser

I just realised how ironic his randomised class was; he went from a light, speed based Hoshidan class to a bulky, defence based Nohrian class ahahah;;;

but enough digressing! Let’s get started! >:D

....... Goddesses damn it Kaze, why do you have such an adorable laugh u’r gonna kill me- also don’t lie, you can’t use staves :V Anyway, I shouldn’t bother letting Gunter get experience because reasons, this is Birthright-

I’m just gonna end the turn without doing anything and see what happens, because I want them to still be paired up when they attack/still be on the healtile;;;

Rest in pieces, generic samurai.

Look at how quick these guys are to throw their lives away, how cute. Another level uuuuup 1 point to Speed and Luck, wow that’s.... not all that great, but I’m not going to have a lot of luck anyway so I should just take what I can get :V

Jakob no, it’s no use You have a club and your against a sword I mean yeah you survive but not for long m8

....... I hate to break it to ya, Jakob, buuuut

ah jeez, Corrin almost leveled up again-

Dammit Corrin, we could have finished it there and then if you had just HIT HER- no matter, she should be done now

Ayyy, level up for Kaze!

And it’s pretty darn good too! :V

I still can’t believe that Kaze replaces Jakob, like, they couldn’t be any different with how they treat people- I’m not complaining tho; means I get Kaze pretty early on >:3c ayyy he got Defence +2! :D

aww that’s the end of the Chapter ;;u;;

ooooh hey! Jakob’s a Nohr Prince and Rinkah’s a Spear Fighter! (That makes what Jakob said earlier even better lmao;;; ) I can’t wait to see Jakob turn into a mcfreaking DRAGON awwww yeeeaaaah >:3ccccc

oh yeah, Garon talking about ‘kill the Hoshidans!’ all that nonsense like, bruh. nah. I want a Nohr Prince and Spear Fighter, yo. it’s funny how Jakob still stands the way he does tho, but I can’t get a picture of it agusdasusfgha

ahhh, wheesht Xander, u idiot, you know more than anyone that there’s something definitely up with Garon and all that stuff with the vanilla Nohr siblings yadda yadda

Ok you can’t really see it, but there’s Jakob standing the way he usually does lol

Why u gotta be so r00000d it’s still oddly fitting that he’s in the place of Rinkah, tho; it’s like, what Jakob would act like towards Corrin if he hadn’t been their butler, albeit a little less passive aggressive :V

JAKOB I told u to STOP-

aww man, that’s the real end of the chapter

safjuhduhfsdufhasf I wanna play moooore but I shouldn’t make this go on too long ;;;;u;;;; So u can bet that I’ll keep going later hahahah;;;;

Sorry for the low quality images btw, I might look into getting a screenshot plugin at some point, idk I also don’t know how often I should do these, so if anyone who bothered to get this far could tell me what they would think would be best that would be really great :0