#imagine your favourite character

[reds-self-ships]

If your F/O has little/no character development or backstory, imagine them referring to the most random past events from their lives at the most random times.

The more absurd sounding the better.

E.g.

“One time, when I was in the army…”

“Do you have any idea what it’s like to be head of state for a small island nation in the Pacific Ocean? Because I do!”

“One time, back when I was still in school and going through my Goth phase…”

“This reminds me of the time I met Michelle Obama at the grocery store when…”

Etc.

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[marshmallow--3]

Your favourite character: what are you thinking about?

You: https://www.instagram.com/reel/CrGbUMpPBBl/?igshid=MzRlODBiNWFlZA==

[sylvia-und-sybille]

*her

Imagine your favorite character trying to teach you the piano and his hands skim countless of times with yours

[hinamie]

back on my free! brainrot

[poorly-drawn-mdzs]

Thank you all for an incredible 500 days of love and support. I offer you: answers to questions that no one has asked.

(As always, more can be found in the tags <3)

[bacchuschucklefuck]

this has been a roller coaster of a design journey but finally I can present you: class swap artificer!adaine and rogue!fabian

[sylvia-und-sybille]

If 16 y.o. girl and a muuuch older woman (age is could-be her Mum*) are bonded almost immediately during first meeting, and the bond turns into much more (but not 18+), YES. This is Sylvia und Sybille based on what if? reality of almost 14 year-old writer Christa Winsloe.

*A friend's (a boy) Mum.

I HAVE NO ANSWER OTHER THAN A SPECIAL CASE. (I ship age gaps aplenty, but no answer anyway. IF mutual attraction, then yes. One-sided (or when unknown that all's mutual), then it's nuanced (this age "group" is a person's type or what?) and—if no clarifications—smells like MAPs (minor attracted perverts.))

Do you think it's okay for 19-20 year olds to be attracted to 15-16 year olds? [🌕☂️ <- So I can find the poll later]

[sugurouge]

girl, the scars are just so slutty... why he gotta do me like that 😩

[thermodynamic-comedian]

i am a helanie fan until the day i die and i believe helen distortion deserves good things for no particular reason. but i cannot deny how entertaining it would be if they were exes. like imagine you're an abnormally tall being of pure delusion and deception dating a short angry girl but the second she finds inner peace she leaves you. for a podcaster, nonetheless.

and then the apocalypse starts and like sure, you're enjoying all the people you get to torture, but like...you kind of miss her. and then you find out her and her new girl started a cult and they're possibly the happiest couple in this hellscape. i would simply open a door directly into my own grave

[kadeeesworld]

A good time

Warning smut— choking more like a hand around your neck but-, rough sex, crying, dirty talk (just a little),body worship, unprotected sex, mentions of pregnancy, aftercare. If you know you’re not meant to be reading this just behave and move on. <3

He had you on your back legs thrown over his shoulders as he pounded into you “such a good girl for me taking my cock like a good little slut” you whined at his words tears starting to form in your eyes “but you’re my slut” he leaned forward his lips coming down against yours his hand creeping up to wrap around your neck “so pretty for me”.

To say he loves you like this was an understatement he loved seeing you all fucked out, heavy breathing, drenched in sweat and arousal and it was all because of him, if he wasn’t so concerned about getting you to cum he would’ve released inside of you long ago but the way your slick walls hugged his cock begging for more he couldn’t do that to you, his pretty girl who took whatever he gave.

He loves you, he loves your body he loves that it’s all his and only his, he loves to kiss up your body from your feet up to your neck and finally your lips his most favorite part about you he swore he couldn’t help himself when it comes to you fucking into overstimulation. He loved to rub and kiss on your body suck on your breast so sweetly listening to your cries and he was close and he could tell you were too the way your walls fluttered around him “you gonna cum for me pretty girl, go ahead let me feel you so I can fill up you up” a few more thrusts and you damn near screamed his name he finally spilled into you filling you up with his warm seed.

“You did so good for me” he leaned back down to wipe your tears and softly kiss your lips. You were out of breath as he finally sadly pulled out,his cum dripping out of you “I cant wait to see your belly swollen with my child , you’d make a beautiful mother.” He lays you down and goes to get a warm rag to clean you up, he lays down next to you and pulls you close kissing the back of your shoulder and whispers sweet words into your ear “I love you” the last thing you heard before you drifted off to sleep.

I cant write smut wtf 😭😭

[mountainyodeler]

we need to start settling fandom debates about characters' morally questionable decisions by posting them as simplified situations on AITA and letting unassuming redditors make the judgement

[fangirlforeversthings]

The goat, the King, the man,

Teldryn sero

[anomnipie]

WHY WOULD YOU DO THAT JAYCE. WHY. YOU JUST RUINED EVERYTHING. YOU ACCOMPLISHED PRECISELY NOTHING. YOU SHOULD'VE STAYED TRAPPED. VIKTOR/SALO SHOULD'VE NEVER LET YOU OUT. IM SO MAD RN

[luck-13]

How about a hardest English dialect to understand, Geordie or Northern Scottish pronunciation? *bwahaha*

Imagine your favorite character giving you compliments in a british accent

[jumpscaregoose]

since I've been making so many citizen memes lately here are the headcanons I came up with for how megapolis/the general public views the plot

pigsy's noodles is the waffle house of megapolis. there are like 2 dozen yin & jin level demons who routinely start shit and pigsy's noodles will stay open through all of them. you only need to be worried about demons when they close early

coincidentally, the pigsy's noodles delivery app will always show the driver heading straight towards danger. there are several conspiracies that the driver is the monkie kid (no one believes them)

the "mayor" actually did assume government office and no one liked him. the editorials in the papers were scathing and he was always in those hideous political cartoons

the jttw fandom discourse was INSANE after the monkie kid appeared. everything is rpf now. everyone on twitter is getting cancelled. new fans who joined because of mk and dbk are getting dragged through the mud. november 5th of megapolis fr

mk has a sizeable following of hardcore fans from edits of shitty news footage. same with dbk. these groups duke it out online daily

mei's streams are legendary for always capturing current events (especially with lbd because you bet the mayor was doing media coverups)

red son is a local cryptid. the delivery kid subreddit has so many theories about why they hang out. weather station demon/pigsy's noodles delivery kid has 6 fics on ao3 for some reason

[ksuhi13]

when the jjk fandom turned into hordes of crying gojo's fans who sit on the floor surrounded by screenshots from manga and a Frankenstein table, and hundreds of arts of Kenjaku in nurse cosplay flying around