#imagine you have a girlfriend

[rel312]

So… tgwdlm happening in 2018, when Alice was 17, making her either a junior or a senior… Grace is a senior in the 2020-2021 school year, meaning that while Alice was either a junior or a senior, Grace was a freshman… so not only was Alice upset at her dad because she doesn’t like Grace, but because she’s like 3 years older than her which is a pretty big gap when you’re in high school

[pocket-size-cthulhu]

I'm a cryptid in Stardew valley. I live on the outskirts of town. I disappear for days on end, purchasing daily one-way tickets to the calico desert. Nobody knows where I go while I'm there. Can occasionally be found fishing at random spots throughout town. I am never not running on at least one triple shot espresso. I take the abandoned minecarts to get around and am frequently seen disappearing into the sewers. I carry a sword for some reason. Once every week or two I will stride into your bedroom to deliver you your favorite meal. I'm a self-made millionaire. I attend all the town events and will go to your concert in the next town over. I have donated approximately 2583 items to the local museum and singlehandedly revitalized the town community center. There are rumors I can talk to junimos. I'm friends with the local wizard

[morganbritton132]

You know what would be hilarious?

Steve announces to The Party that he’s bi and that he’s dating Eddie, and only then does Jonathan realize that he’s also bi.

Followed by the realization that he likes Steve.

Followed then by the admission that he wants to date Steve.

Followed immediately by the decision that he’s going to steal Eddie’s boyfriend.

Mr Jonathan ‘Steal Your Girl’ Byers starts wanting to hang out with Steve, and Steve is a little confused about it but also thrilled because, god. He needs more friends. Eddie, on the other hand, is like, what the fuck.

[demigods-posts]

think it'd be really cool if percy could teleport using water. just needing to be in direct contact with a water source to transfer from one puddle to the next. cornering monsters in damp alleyways like it's no one's business. foregoing the subway when the forecast calls for showers. crossing the ocean quicker that you can say pacific. quality content.

[basslinegrave]

[gemharvest]

sorry, no flash photography ! @ochrearia

[aryxchse]

talking to you about you. / percy jackson x female! reader.

a / n : i cute little blurb i came up with, thx to the bf asmrs

warnings : i mentioned getting wet like once

you groaned to your pillow.

it was hard to breath, and the position you were in was not the most comfortable way to lay in bed. but you were so.. frustrated with your feelings that you had to throw up to someone about it.

"hey baby," percy called as he entered your room, immediatly laughing the moment he sees you. "hey, what're you doing pretty?"

you groaned again. he just has to make you feel all mushy-gushy inside, doesn't he?

unfortunately, with a boyfriend like percy, there's no personal space. he flips you to your back with a simple motion, smiling at you. he fixed the hair you messed up with your pillow, and his other hand helded your waist. "hi."

"i hate you." you said, looking at him with a straight face. percy kept his smirk, knowing this is how you say i love you.

"good to see you too, lovely." he said, giving a peck to your nose. "gonna tell me what's going on?"

you tried to hide your face in your palms, but percy kept your hands under his hold. "no hidin' now, pretty."

you sighed, knowing there's no escape. so you faced the fate and fixed the expression on your face. which he thought, you were gonna cry.

"i love you, so much that i need to yap about you to someone but i don't like sharing our personal life you know? like i don't wanna go to piper and say 'oh my gods i am soo in love with percy, did i tell you what he did yesterday', like no i don't want that because it's my special memory and i kinda don't want to share you with anyone else and-"

"breath baby." percy stopped you, smiling like a little boy. he had an understanding expression and he never once judged as you rambled. and you did what he said—you took a deep breath and continued.

"if you were my crush, it would've been much easier because i would get to yap about my delusions to my girlfriends easier since none of it is official, but when it comes to our relationship, i don't want to share but i need to talk about it like a little girl. you know what i mean? no of course you don't, im not making any senc-"

"y/n." he stopped you once again, letting out a low chuckle. which, you added to your 'think later and scream about it.' list. "i do understand you baby, i always do."

you pouted. "can you do something about it?" your voice camed out like a pray, wanting to end the overwhelming feeling inside you. percy thought for a good two minutes before smiling.

"how about you yap to me about me?" he asked. you tilted your head to the side, a questioning look on your face.

"like, i could pretend to be someone else," he begin to explain. "then you could talk to me about me. how's that sound?"

this boy was smart when he wanted to.

"promise you don't think i'm some teenager in love?" you raised an eyebrow.

"baby we are teenagers in love," he giggled and you hit his arm playfully. "you know what i mean, perce."

"okay okay, i promise." he sat straight and pulled you on his lap. "but it will be my turn after this okay?"

"deal." you said with a smile. before you started talking, percy closed his face with his palms and opened them again after a couple of seconds.

"girl you need to UPDATE ME with percy likee-" he couldn't continue because of your laughter and his own giggles. but you liked it so much that you stopped yourself and waited for him to finish with your quiet giggles.

he speaked in such a girly voice and expression that someone would think he geniunely acted like this in his normal life. "i know that boy is treatin' you well and i need to hear EVERYTHING."

you giggled once again before shaking yourself, immediatly getting into the role. "okay so, last night we were sleeping together on the bed okay?"

he nodded with the most serious expression, and you smiled. "and i tried to get up to you know, start my day and whatever and you know what he said to me?"

"girlll, what?"

"don't. go." he gasped and putted a hand on his mouth, screaming with you silently.

"honey this boy KNOWS what he's doing like, boy shut up you tryin' to make me wet or somethin'?" you laughed at this way too much for your own liking that you forgot what you were talking about. and he just sat there, watched you with his own giggles.

later he made you continue and took a mental note of everything you said, making sure to do these more often.

[harkingspot]

atlas may is the reason i cannot sleep.

was reading lackadaisy w my partner and he brought up the fact atlas looks so scary. to which i said RIGHT??? right… he does look scary. not to mention him being completely decked in various shades of grey— everything about him is so ghastly. but that’s not exactly why he brings me to sleepless nights, oh no no.

how can i simply go to sleep when all i think abt his how atlas’ presence is nowhere to be seen yet also… everywhere at the same time.

i come home from work to talk to his picture on my ipad and just scream: WHAT IS YOUR DEAL!??@!>?!?

i am not above pulling out the forbidden ghost board to contact this fictional cat man.

and i cant help but think the same throughout that flashback when viktor and mordecai raided the cabin. which atlas appeared briefly, not saying a single word. nothing. even in ingenue, the only time we had a semblance of character was him cracking a grin to ruby. that was all to it.

but that’s also why he’s such an interesting character. him and viktor have this similarity where they exude personality without uttering a single word.

his name parades through most of the character’s dialogue and his existence thrives through the other character’s motivations (e.g. mitzi and mordecai) i also can’t help but to think that everything he’s “done” was by proxy through everyone else’s actions.

at first i thought, atlas feels like a shadow. no… quite the opposite!! after everything, i feel like everyone else is his shadow. even beyond the grave he lives on throughout the series.

plus:

i have seen more of this man’s back than my own family. it’s insane. like okay mister mystery!!! come out come out

[winn-wynn]

Percy Weasley au but he got Tom riddle’s diary

[lesbianfakir]

The ONLY romantic fakiru dynamic I will accept is fakir fighting for his life to bring a duck into a fancy restaurant so they can have a nice anniversary dinner

[yourhighness6]

The writers really said, "Mai has felt extremely suppressed trying to fit into the box of perfect noblewoman" and then the m@iko fandom said, "Wouldn't it be so cute if she became fire lady and had to deal with the nobility for the rest of her life"

[thesummerstorms]

Ok but Mrs. O'Leary gets around primarily through shadow travel. Gotham is like. Capital of weird ass dangerous shadows.

Annabeth Wayne gets cornered by something dangerous, mythological or rogue doesn't matter, while on the streets of Gotham.

The Bats have eyes on her, but they're still working with an ETA, so she's going to have to either stall or get herself out of trouble. And honestly? She could. If needed.

But whoops what happens to be in that massive creepy Gothamite shadow?

Oh nothing. You know. Just a pissed off hell hound that does not appreciate one of her humans being messed with. A very loyal hellhound with very sharp teeth.

Anyway, the problem resolves itself pretty quickly after that although it takes Annabeth's best commanding officer voice to get Mrs. O'Leary to "leave it" when the enemy flees.

Unfortunately, now they have a new problem. The Bats have finally shown up and whatever they're seeing instead of Mrs. O'Leary is absolutely not normal, in fact probably something related to capes. They're understandably weary and already geared up for a fight and Mrs. O'Leary absolutely reads that as hostile intent towards her and her secondary person. Despite Annabeth's protests, Mrs. O'Leary steps over her, growling and showing teeth.

Once again, Annabeth's voice is channeling every single bit of "Athena as a general" when she orders Mrs. O'Leary to leave the Bats alone. Damian watches with interest as Annabeth throws in a few loving pets and Mrs. O'Leary whines in confusion.

The rest of whoever showed up just watch, baffled as the giant [whatever the Mist is going to show a vigilante instead of a hellhound] looks anxiously between Annabeth and the Bats and then, seemingly coming to a decision, just... melts into a puddle of shadows.

The vigilantes don't even get to relax before Annabeth sighs and starts counting down from "thirty Mississippi". A few moments later, the shadows warp again and Mrs. O'Leary reappears, carrying a struggling Percy Jackson by the back of his pajama shirt.

"Mrs. O'Leary what the actual fu- Annabeth!"

Mrs. O'Leary whines again and drops Percy in front of Annabeth, growling softly when one of the Bats attempts to step forward.

Annabeth sighs again. "Sorry. There was a whole- it doesn't matter, actually. But I think my brother scared her. I guess she got confused when I told her to knock it off."

"And what," Percy asks, sparing said brother a glance, "She thought I was going to talk sense into you?"

Annabeth can't help but laugh a little, weirdly soft for the situation. Despite everything, she steps in to give Mrs. O'Leary more scritches. "Apparently."

Slowly, Mrs. O'Leary's tail starts to thump, taking out a few trash bins in the process. She's still crying softly, but apparently the Main Human's lack of reaction is starting to convince her things are okay.

"Well," Percy says, grimacing as he shifts in his now dog-drool covered shirt and then raises a casual hand in the Bats' direction, "uh, hi, I guess. Umm. I'm Percy?"

"What the fuck?" one of the Bats whispers.

Damian has taken Annabeth's nod as encouragement and moves forward to try and pet the Hellhound.

[horizon-penblade]

Bluepoch really went "ok fine we'll give you a playable Hot Guy" and then made him the most aro-coded character in the game

[foxytonic]

Not to be Naruto posting on main in 2024, but polyamory could have fixed them, actually.

[evansbby]

my opinion on the Blake lively situation

[karda]

timeline where they communicate