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kateis-cakeis · 4 years ago

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QUOTES FOR ANALYSIS

Hello!! Do you need easily accessible quotes for analysis and theories? Well, here’s a long ass post that includes over a hundred quotes primarily focused on c!Wilbur.

Because I’m a c!Wilbur analysist, the vast majority of these quotes are said by him, or mention him in some way.

I have labelled it by sections for the different characters. Including: Alivebur, Ghostbur, Eret, Phil, Tommy, and Foolish.

I encourage you to use these quotes as a resource.

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Quotes for the 19th May 2022 were done by the lovely @logicallystupid who has picked up from where I left off :D!!!

Anyhow:

---- Quotes below the cut!!! ----

Alivebur

"Imagine what would happen if we could get every brewing stand off the server, right? So everyone's brewing stand is gone. And then we make an empire out of producing all the potions on this sever." - (Wilbur's I'm in the empire business: 13:21, 24th July 2020)

"This won't happen again." - (Wilbur's I'm in the empire business: 1:26:02, 24th July 2020)

“We don’t win wars with battles and with armour. We win wars with our words, Tommy. We’re starting a revolution, not a war.” - (Wilbur’s The Wall: 4:54, 29th July)

“What is your wildest dream?” (Tommy)

“A nation where we can brew drugs without anyone stopping us.” (Alivebur)

- (Wilbur’s The Wall: 5:26, 29th July)

*Sapnap hands over some Blaze rods*

“Oh yeah, you can't buy our peace from your tyranny.” - (Wilbur’s The Wall: 7:19, 29th July)

“Basically, we're starting a revolution. And we basically, from the drug war of a couple days ago, we decided that the Americans can't be trusted to run their own nation. So what we're doing is we're taking control, we're making our own nation.” - (Wilbur’s The Wall: 23:29, 29th July)

“That should be our slogan: L'Manberg, we alarm our foes.” (Alivebur)

“No, just we are alarming.” (Tommy)

“We are alarming! Yes, yes. L'Manberg, we are alarming.” (Alivebur)

- (Wilbur's The Wall: 45:08, 29th July)

“So, I've got permanent residence here, in Camarvan. But you guys are gonna need a house here.” - (Wilbur’s The Wall: 49:15, 29th July)

“Dude, Dream, Dream, I don’t know what you’re doing with your infinite women, but you and your infinite women, get out of here, alright?” - (Wilbur’s The Wall: 55:50, 29th July)

“Look, Dream isn't our enemy, he's our neighbour. But, we are seceding from his tyrannical rule.” - (Wilbur’s The Wall: 57:34, 29th July)

“The only thing I ask is that you don't touch the wildlife. The trees are very important to us here.” - (Wilbur’s The Wall: 1:00:08, 29th July)

“God, we're the founding fathers. Us four. Us four right here. We’re the founding fathers of this great nation.” - (Wilbur’s The Wall: 1:10:13, 29th July)

“I'm cooking up some L'Manberg- Look, we've got some L'Manberg delicacies. The signature meal of L'Manberg is being cooked.” *About Salmon* - (Wilbur’s The Wall: 1:20:18, 29th July)

“He's the one choosing to live with the enemy, with the people who conquered us for so long.” - (Wilbur’s The Wall: 1:29:57, 29th July)

“I thought we used our words!” (Eret)

“Not in this case. They've tried to burn down our forest!” (Alivebur)

- (Wilbur’s The Wall: 1:37:44, 29th July)

“You're too dangerous. You're too loud, you talk too much, you're too loud, you run your mouth.” - (Wilbur’s The Wall: 1:43:14, 29th July)

“I’m not a fighter, I’m a writer.” - (Wilbur’s The Wall: 1:48:31, 29th July)

“This is how we consolidate our power. Men, this is not something to fear. This is how we show that we are a nation. If we can hold this off, if we can thwart their advances. Do you know why they're attacking us? Power. Greed. If we can show that our nation is strong enough to hold up against an army, then we can show that we're strong enough to run independently.” - (Wilbur’s The Wall: 2:01:46, 29th July)

"No matter what happens, no matter- Even if he comes- Even he destroys the very hot dog van that we live out of. Until the day we stop breathing, that is when L'Manberg has fallen. He can destroy the walls, he can slaughter our friends, our family, but until the day we stop breathing, and the moment that the dream we have of a self-emancipated nation away from Dream SMP falls- is the minute we let go of that dream, that's when he has won." - (Tommy's World At War Vod: 1:16:04)

"Then L'Manberg cannot fall." - (Tommy's World At War Vod: 1:16:36)

“Dream. When you imprisoned our men, slayed us, and your men essentially did great wrongs against my people, I let go, I let it slide on the condition that we would have emancipation from you, we'd have our freedom, and we wouldn't have to reach a point of disagreement that we were reaching.” - (Wilbur's The Revolution is Coming: 24:36, 2nd Aug)

“We don't wish for bloodshed, we don't wish for war, we don't wish to show our power in any way, we just want our freedom, we just want emancipation, independence.” - (Wilbur's The Revolution is Coming: 26:02, 2nd Aug)

“Independence or death. If we get no revolution, then we want nothing, we would rather die than give into you and join your SMP, Dream.” - (Wilbur's The Revolution is Coming: 28:13, 2nd Aug)

“Basically, we have such a lower opportunity here that we probably just need to accept the conditions of surrender, just so we can save any more bloodshed, any more destruction on our land. They've entrapped our land, they've set up bombs on our land, they've destroyed all our homes. To stop any more bloodshed, I feel I would be a bad general if I didn't look for conditions of surrender.” - (Wilbur's The Revolution is Coming: 30:32, 2nd Aug)

“Tommy, we need you alive. Tommy, this isn't worth it. Tommy, your life is worth more than the revolution.” - (Wilbur's The Revolution is Coming: 34:57:, 2nd Aug)

“That means you’ve got like a week till Fundy’s in charge of L’Manberg.” (Tommy)

“Nah, Fundy’s too young.” (Alivebur)

- (Wilbur’s video The Great War of the Dream SMP: 26:40)

“Where are you taking me? This is- I’ve got bad memories down here, you’re gonna invoke my fight or flight reflex if you take me down here.” - (Wilbur's The Revolution is Coming: 49:48, 2nd Aug)

“Yeah, it's still a part of history. You don't tear down history when it's- even- just ‘cause you don't agree with it.” - (Wilbur's The Revolution is Coming: 50:56, 2nd Aug)

“Dream, we may have had our differences, but I think I can, I think I can learn to live side by side with you in this server.” - (Wilbur's The Revolution is Coming: 51:16, 2nd Aug)

“Dream, I will live amongst you as equals, both rulers of our land.” - (Wilbur's The Revolution is Coming: 51:33, 2nd Aug)

“YOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOO! SUCK IT GREEN BOYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYY!” - (Wilbur’s The Revolution is Coming: 54:04, 2nd Aug)

“Look, Tommy we’ve always allowed women. Do you remember when we were making the decree it was, it doesn’t matter your sexuality, your gender, your race, you can join L’Manberg.” - (Wilbur’s Niki joins L'Manberg: 18:16, 6th Aug)

“It was Dream, he’s kinda the bad guy. Yeah, we’re the good guys, we’re the good guys here.” - (Wilbur’s Niki joins L'Manberg: 22:28, 6th Aug)

“This was the scum window, Niki. But now it’s opened up to let the salmon in. Salmon are a great part of our nation, we are very into salmon here. Some members a little bit more into salmon than others, but you know, we’re all into salmon in some way.” - (Wilbur’s Niki joins L'Manberg: 25:22, 6th Aug)

“We need money, right? We’re not gonna get it through mining, we’re not gonna get it through domination of our enemies, right? We get it- tourism. We need to start tourism.” - (Wilbur’s L'Manberg Needs Tourism: 21:04, 9th Aug)

“Tommy, do you see what I see? They trade drugs, that makes them effectively drug dealers. Tommy, we have tourists.” - (Wilbur’s L'Manberg Needs Tourism: 1:09:20, 9th Aug)

“Listen, we don’t need to give them anything, they will give us their tourism. But also, I would like to sign the book.” - (Wilbur’s L'Manberg Needs Tourism: 1:09:38, 9th Aug)

"This is an important quiz. This means a lot, to the future of L'Manberg. 'Cause I'm the president- Okay. Mr President Wilbur Soot needs to prove that he's smarter than a very intelligent green man. That's all that matters to me, alright?" - (Wilbur's The Dream Pub Quiz: 11:25, 10th Aug)

"You know I'm loyal to you, Will, you know I'm loyal to you." (Niki)

"I want you to be loyal to L'Manberg. I want you to be loyal- I don't want you to be loyal to me." (Alivebur)

- (Wilbur's The Dream Pub Quiz: 11:14, 10th Aug)

“Mr Vice President, I’ve been enlightened recently, as to some issues, that have been happening on the server. ... Tommy, we need power. I’ve tried- I spoke to Fundy and Tubbo, yesterday. I told them how I didn’t like the civil war they were having. That, you know, the fights that were going on? I told them I wasn’t happy with it- I told them to stop.” - (Wilbur’s is about to change forever: 28:21, 3rd Sep)

“Do you remember when you started getting angry at Dream, and I had to try and control you, right, and you ignored me? Yeah. You see this is the thing, Tommy, I- I led the revolution, right, but the issue is I sorta become the defacto President, but no one listens to me, no one cares about mine- or your power. No one cares. To us, we may be an anarchy, you know?” - (Wilbur’s is about to change forever: 29:24, 3rd Sep)

“Look. I could always push things off as an autocracy, I could always start just making myself the dictator of L’Manberg. But I don’t want to do that.” - (Wilbur’s is about to change forever: 29:24, 3rd Sep)

“We don’t have any power over these power anymore, we’ve lost our grip on the world, right. So, we have two options here.” - (Wilbur’s is about to change forever: 34:12, 3rd Sep)

“We can either, become a dictatorship, okay? We can just suddenly decide, right ‘We’re in charge’, and we just start, we start asserting our dominance. Now, the key to being a dictator, is we need to control the centre of power- So we get an army going. … The army, the banks, you know? We take control of those, and then people will do exactly as we say. That’s the dictatorship route, right.” - (Wilbur’s is about to change forever: 34:33, 3rd Sep)

“The other route, is the democracy route. Now, this route is gonna be slightly harder, but I have a plan. So I was thinking, what better way of making people believe that you’re in charge by having them vote for you, right? So how about, how about this, Tommy, we hold an election, we don’t tell anyone else that we’re holding an election, and then we shut the ballot when it’s only me as President, and you as Vice President running. So, when the vote comes, they have to vote for us!” - (Wilbur’s is about to change forever: 35:04, 3rd Sep)

“No, no, we’re not rigging it! … People are voting of their own accord, there’s no rigging going it’s just that the only people they can vote for is-” - (Wilbur’s is about to change forever: 36:10, 3rd Sep)

*About the pet war* “I don’t care about- Look, we’ll stop the wars with our power.” - (Wilbur’s is about to change forever: 41:46, 3rd Sep)

“I can already hear a weapon. They’re fighting, they’re fight- See, this is why. Tommy, this is why. … This is why we need to consolidate our power, dude. They’re all just fighting each other constantly.” - (Wilbur’s is about to change forever: 50:25, 3rd Sep)

“I am going to run against you, Wilbur, and I don’t fucking care.” (Quackity)

“What?! What do you mean you’re gonna run against us?!” (Alivebur)

- (Wilbur’s is about to change forever: 1:05:44, 3rd Sep)

“Tommy, I’m- I’m- I’m- I don’t know what to do, Tommy, I’ve never not been President. Tommy, I don’t- We have to win.” - (Wilbur’s is about to change forever: 1:09:09, 3rd Sep)

"I mean if you wanna try and convince Quackity that you wanna run against your father..." (Alivebur)

"Yeah okay." (Fundy)

"Wait, y- you wouldn't though." (Alivebur)

- (Wilbur's Let's Capture and Farm Cute Animals to Make Money in Ooblets: 1:45:00, 4th Sep)

"Well then you'd be vice president. But you'd be running against your father." - (Wilbur's Let's Capture and Farm Cute Animals to Make Money in Ooblets: 1:45:10, 4th Sep)

"Why do you want power in L'Manberg so much?" - (Wilbur's Let's Capture and Farm Cute Animals to Make Money in Ooblets: 1:45:17, 4th Sep)

"Why do you want power?" (Fundy)

"Because I led the revolution, I'm your, I'm your president." (Alivebur)

- (Wilbur's Let's Capture and Farm Cute Animals to Make Money in Ooblets: 1:45:22, 4th Sep)

"Wh- Y- Do you, do you not think I'm suitable to run for president?" - (Wilbur's Let's Capture and Farm Cute Animals to Make Money in Ooblets: 1:45:32, 4th Sep)

"I don't know, man. I don't know, I think you'd be getting into a fight you wouldn't wanna start with me. You've only been on the positive side of me, you've only seen my nice side, because, you know, being my son you get special... You know, you won't ever see me going against you." - (Wilbur's Let's Capture and Farm Cute Animals to Make Money in Ooblets: 1:45:40, 4th Sep)

"Wait, so you're a biased person going for presidency." (Fundy)

"Biased to my son, yes. But, if you're gonna run against me, then I'm changing. I'll go guns blazing." (Alivebur)

- (Wilbur's Let's Capture and Farm Cute Animals to Make Money in Ooblets: 1:45:56, 4th Sep)

"F- Fundy. I- I've got- I've got- I've got a bad feeling about this. I think you're just gonna, you're just gonna get hurt." - (Wilbur's Let's Capture and Farm Cute Animals to Make Money in Ooblets: 1:46:11, 4th Sep)

"I think I've spoiled you." (Alivebur)

"How?" (Fundy)

"I think you need to learn some manners." (Alivebur)

- (Wilbur's Let's Capture and Farm Cute Animals to Make Money in Ooblets: 1:47:03, 4th Sep)

"Fine, you can run against me. It won't end well for you, but you can give it a go." - (Wilbur's Let's Capture and Farm Cute Animals to Make Money in Ooblets: 1:47:19, 4th Sep)

"I'm not standing behind you because you may or may not be the father of L'Manberg." (Fundy)

"And you, the father of you." (Alivebur)

"That's irrelevant." (Fundy)

"No, no it's not irrelevant! That's very relevant to this!" (Alivebur)

- (Wilbur's Let's Capture and Farm Cute Animals to Make Money in Ooblets: 1:47:35, 4th Sep)

“Hey, you know about Fundy’s little rebellious stage he’s going through?” (Tommy)

“Yeah, I know, he wants to become Quackity’s running-mate.” (Alivebur)

“Just let him have his little stage, Wilbur.” (Tommy)

“Yeah, it’s fine, it’s fine. He’s a rebellious young fox.” (Alivebur)

- (Wilbur’s The Election Campaign: 21:15, 8th Sep)

“Quackity, you can’t be mean about my furry son, right. Just because he might say ‘uwu’ sometimes, I don’t hate him for it, alright. Like honestly, look at him, look at him, look at him, he’s got bigger problems going on.” - (Wilbur’s The Election Campaign: 25:53, 8th Sep)

“Fundy, when I look at you, I can see there’s some stuff going inside right now and you need some help.” - (Wilbur’s The Election Campaign: 26:12, 8th Sep)

“You’re making fun of him, you’re making fun of him.” (Quackity)

“You are making fun of me.” (Fundy)

“He’s my son.” (Alivebur)

- (Wilbur’s The Election Campaign: 26:23, 8th Sep)

“You feel like you are liable to just make fun of your own son?” (Fundy)

“Fundy, Fundy, Fundy, the adults are talking, please be quiet.” (Alivebur)

- (Wilbur’s The Election Campaign: 26:32, 8th Sep)

“Fundy, what does this mean? What are you saying to me, Fundy? What does this mean?” (Alivebur)

“I support Quackity.” (Fundy)

- (Wilbur’s The Election Campaign: 43:11, 8th Sep)

“My own son...” - (Wilbur’s The Election Campaign: 44:18, 8th Sep)

“My son...” - (Wilbur’s The Election Campaign: 44:40, 8th Sep)

“For years, nay I say decades, the Dream SMP has ostracised my group of people, my European brethren stood behind me. L’Manberg is not a place of oppression, it is a place of sanctuary for our people. What you are intending to do is come into our land and open it up to the very people we seek to escape, just because we’ve created a better life for ourselves. This in itself is tyranny, and I will not stand for it.” - (Wilbur’s The Election Campaign: 46:00, 8th Sep)

“They aren’t old school, these polices were formed from blood not long ago. … With the idea of liberty. … Of course they had to grow from war, we were oppressed! We were an oppressed people, Quackity. I led these people to freedom, and I will keep and uphold the polices which freed us.” - (Wilbur’s The Election Campaign: 46:55, 8th Sep)

“If I am re-elected as President, I would like to create a police force that will uphold the law so that no further pets are killed in L’Manberg.” - (Wilbur’s The Election Campaign: 48:40, 8th Sep)

“My son.” - (Wilbur’s The Election Campaign: 48:56, 8th Sep)

“I’m not pro-police. Hold on, don’t put words in my mouth, Karl. Listen, I believe if a bad person is gonna kill someone’s animals, there should be someone to stop them. That’s what I’m saying.” - (Wilbur’s The Election Campaign: 49:41, 8th Sep)

“If it pleases the court, I would like to say that my opponent is talking shit.” - (Wilbur’s The Election Campaign: 52:02, 8th Sep)

“Tommy, you’ve learnt from me for so long now. You’ve taken everything I’ve taught you, you’ve watched me debate countless times, you’ve watched me write our declaration of independence, you’ve watched me write our manifesto. Tommy, I believe you will have my beliefs and you’ll be able to voice them properly. But, Tommy, I’m worried that your fire, the fire in your heart will overtake you.” - (Wilbur’s The Election Campaign: 56:39, 8th Sep)

“But what does matter to me, is that the fact that the leader of tyranny, who we fought for independence to get away from, is endorsing my opposition to become head of the very nation we’re trying to escape!” - (Wilbur’s The Election Campaign: 1:17:08, 8th Sep)

“My name’s been through enough. You need to fight for what this country believes in. Ignore what Dream says to me, I can take it.” - (Wilbur’s The Election Campaign: 1:18:52, 8th Sep)

“Literally we have the man himself, the man who led a war against our nation, is trying to talk to us like L’Manberg is some kind of nation for the conquering for him. To him, to him, we are just a conquest. We are not- He doesn’t care about our nation, he doesn’t care about us. … Listen, TommyInnit, GeorgeNotFound doesn’t care about us, he doesn’t care about our nation. All GeorgeNotFound cares about is adding another thing to his conquest, and Quackity is enabling this, right.” - (Wilbur’s The Election Campaign: 1:29:26, 8th Sep)

“What has made you do everything you’ve done up to this point?” (Quackity)

“That’s a- That’s a big question. Um. I guess it’s just protection for my people. I mean, I- I- I just want to see them thrive, and I want to see them safe.” (Alivebur)

- (Quackity's Killing My Enemies: 1:03:02, 12th Apr)

“Your aspirations of optimism are not going to be subject to my nation’s security I’m afraid. I- I completely disagree with everything you’ve said.” - (Quackity's Killing My Enemies: 1:05:18, 12th Apr)

“You say, you say everyone has a good side, Quackity. And you’re right, you’re right, everyone has a good side, but that good side is only there to help themselves.” - (Quackity's Killing My Enemies: 1:05:32, 12th Apr)

“If you want to really help people, you’re gonna need power, Quackity. You can make a movement, you can make a resistance, right, you can go out and you can come back, and they’ll give you a ticker tape parade. They’ll cheer for you in the streets, but you will change nothing.” - (Quackity's Killing My Enemies: 1:05:42, 12th Apr)

“If you have a revolution, everyone will hate you, you will sacrifice everything, and you will lose everything you’ve ever had, but you’ll come back and everything will be changed.” - (Quackity's Killing My Enemies: 1:05:59, 12th Apr)

“And Quackity, if you want to change things, you’re gonna need power. That’s what you want, really, isn’t it? Look at me.” - (Quackity's Killing My Enemies: 1:06:10, 12th Apr)

“And power isn’t gaining from diplomacy, and bureaucracy, and giant courthouses suspended in the sky, blah blah blah. It’s gained from swords, Quackity. It’s gained from blades, it’s gained from steel, iron.” - (Quackity's Killing My Enemies: 1:06:19, 12th Apr)

“Even if everyone has this good side that you’re talking about, then anyone who wants to prove it, has to show their dark side first. You’re going to have to kill, you’re going to have to torture, you’re going to have to maim.” - (Quackity's Killing My Enemies: 1:06:34, 12th Apr)

“When I look at you, as a fellow outsider... you’re not ready for that. I’m leaving.” - (Quackity's Killing My Enemies: 1:06:48, 12th Apr)

"If I'm your president, you need to prove that you can trust me." - (Wilbur's We Must Get Voters: 39:48, 18th Sep)

"Imagine that. Me with the discs, me with the discs. ... Until we win the election." - (Wilbur's We Must Get Voters: 39:55, 18th Sep)

"Look, Tommy, those discs got us our independence, man. Me as the president, I think I need to keep hold of them... Until we win the election, then they'll go back to their rightful owner." - (Wilbur's We Must Get Voters: 41:47, 18th Sep)

"Quackity, no matter who wins this election, if we are to lose, if we are to be defeated fairly by you in a democratic process, I will honour that of the people of L'Manberg, and I'll try to give you the smoothest and easiest transition into government that I can." - (Wilbur's We Must Get Voters: 1:10:23, 18th Sep)

"So, Big Q, essentially, right, uh, we argue a lot, right. We're always at each other's necks, we're always fucking tearing each other down, you know? We're always little, little scamps, little scallywags, you know it, don't you? I was thinking, you know, eventually after the 22nd of September, one of us is gonna be running L'Manberg, right? So I thought, why don't we just stop fighting for one day, and let's just build a- let's just build the White House. Let's build a place for us to be president from. Together." - (Wilbur's time to construct the white house: 28:25, 19th Sep)

“Wait, look who’s coming, look’s who coming, my son, my boy.” (Alivebur)

“Your ex-son.” (Tommy)

“Well I mean, he’s still my son in blood, but he’s just...” (Alivebur)

- (Wilbur’s Election Night: 10:04, 20th Sep)

“He’s really upsetting me. He’s, look, he’s supposed to be my son.” - (Wilbur’s Election Night: 10:36, 20th Sep)

“It’s really sad, like I- Honestly I- When he turned around to me and he said he wasn’t gonna vote for me, and then he decided he was gonna vote for the opposition, and then he decided he was gonna run against me. That was- One of those was the straw that broke my back, I’m not sure which one, I’m still contemplating which one.” - (Wilbur’s Election Night: 10:52, 20th Sep)

“I miss me son! I miss when he was my boy! Do you remember when he was my boy?!” - (Wilbur’s Election Night: 11:17, 20th Sep)

“Yeah, Tommy, honestly, like, I wish Fundy acted more like you. … I think you’d be better than Fundy at this honestly man.” (Alivebur)

“As your son?” (Tommy)

“Well, not as my son, I don’t know if you’d be a good son.” (Alivebur)

- (Wilbur’s Election Night: 11:50, 20th Sep)

“Will you continue to have your son banished from L’Manberg if I vote for you?” (Sapnap)

“My son. My- My son. Look, we’re talking about politics here, I don’t want to talk about my family, if that’s alright. … I would like to say, thank you, Sapnap, for the question, I very much appreciate it, but I’m not gonna be fielding responses about my family situation, thank you.” (Alivebur)

*Alivebur proceeds to step off the podium and cry*

“Fundy...!” (Alivebur)

- (Wilbur’s Election Night: 28:33, 20th Sep)

(For context Sapnap’s comment is about a deal Tommy made with Sapnap, where Sapnap would vote for POG2020 if Fundy was denounced/banished.)

“Yeah, yeah, go on, son! Just- Just- Yeah- POG2020 wants to let the furry talk. … Yeah, everyone be really nice to Fundy. … Look, he’s got dressed up in a little suit and I’m very proud of him.” - (Wilbur’s Election Night: 35:38, 20th Sep)

“He’s got bones like his mother.” - (Wilbur’s Election Night: 37:16, 20th Sep)

“I took my vow to be nicer, I’m being friendlier and happier. I need to be grumpier. TommyInnit, when I say what’s happening today, you fucking listen, alright? You are not in charge of this bullshit! I can’t fucking stand it when you try and decide what the fuck’s going on today, alright?! No, shut the fuck up and listen to me! Shut up and listen to me, Tommy! Tommy, you’re doing really well today actually, I’m really proud of you. You’ve been really good. You’ve done a really good job of controlling the situation, I’m really happy for you.” - (Wilbur’s Election Night: 40:20, 20th Sep)

“Honestly, I thought we’d be doing this on our own, TommyInnit. I thought this was gonna be like a... you know, we just sort of- You know, I thought this was just gonna be a one party-” - (Wilbur’s Election Night: 42:20, 20th Sep)

“I just want you to know, Big Q, that like, you know. I think, although we’ve had our differences and we’ve had our argument and stuff. Although we’ve had our disagreements and we’ve fought and stuff, I think we’re both looking out for the greater good of L’Manberg, you know. Much more than that Coconut2020 or whatever they’re called.” - (Wilbur’s Election Night: 45:00, 20th Sep)

“Our two parties, we’ve been campaigning, we’ve been out here for the past like almost a month now, we’ve been just working hard. And I believe that you do have, you have, you have L’Manberg’s thoughts and prayers in your mind.” - (Wilbur’s Election Night: 45:25, 20th Sep)

“Tommy, it’s me and you. It’s back to just being me and you again. After so long, it’s just me and you.” - (Wilbur’s Election Night: 1:05:31, 20th Sep)

“I think we’re fucked, dude. I don’t know if POG or SWAG is gonna-” - (Wilbur’s Election Night: 1:06:57, 20th Sep)

“Big Q, I’ve got a proposition for you. This is a proposition from President Wilbur Soot, and this is gonna be unorthodox, but Quackity, in the event that either one of us doesn’t win this election, either Quackity or Wilbur Soot doesn’t win this election, Big Q - should we pool the POG and SWAG votes and just run as our own party? Just so we don’t get any of these people.” - (Wilbur’s Election Night: 1:07:08, 20th Sep)

“I said, the one thing I appreciate about Big Q, right, no matter what he says, right, he cares about L’Manberg, right. He really cares about L’Manberg. Even if his policies are direct opposites of mine, he at least cares about L’Manberg. These people just want power, they just want attention, right? So how about, in the case that Schlatt or Coconut, gets more votes than POG or SWAG, we make the POSWAGs” - (Wilbur’s Election Night: 1:07:38, 20th Sep)

“Okay, fine. So President Quackity and President Wilbur, and Vice President TommyInnit. But that’s only if we’re beaten by Coconut and whoever.” (Alivebur)

“Wait, wait, wait, wait a fucking minute, wait, wait. So this is a conditional?” (Quackity)

“Well, yeah. If POG wins, you’re out, you’ve lost.” (Alivebur)

“So if you’re telling me, if you’re telling me you guys get all the votes, I’m just gonna be left out of the party?” (Quackity)

“Yes. And if you get all the votes, we’ll be left out the party.” (Alivebur)

“You know I’m not gonna get any votes, Wilbur.” (Quackity)

- (Wilbur’s Election Night: 1:08:36, 20th Sep)

“But you can read aloud who’s currently winning, right?” (Tommy)

“No. It might sway votes, it might sway votes, dude!” (Alivebur)

- (Wilbur’s Election Night: 1:10:56, 20th Sep)

“Coconut is against everything we stand for. They don’t care. They don’t care about L’Manberg, they just care about votes. We care about L’Manberg, and so did SWAG until they-” - (Wilbur’s Election Night: 1:15:58, 20th Sep)

“I'm gonna miss it, Tommy, if we don't win.” - (Wilbur’s Election Night: 1:18:10, 20th Sep)

“They're gonna tear down the walls... … Tommy. They say they're gonna tear down the walls. They're gonna open it up to Americans. Our safe space! Our safe space. Remember, remember when we made the park? That was fun. Remember the Camarvan? Remember all the history we've had here? They're gonna tear it down.” - (Wilbur’s Election Night: 1:18:17, 20th Sep)

“Our safe space. Our safe space.” - (Wilbur’s Election Night: 1:18:27, 20th Sep)

“Schlatt, Schlatt, please look at me, Schlatt, please let me read my book. Schlatt, please, spare me, spare me this one while I read.” - (Wilbur’s Election Night: 1:20:42, 20th Sep)

“What happens if we lose the nation, Wilbur?” (Tommy)

“Well, then whoever wins takes over, w- what do you mean?” (Alivebur)

- (Tommy’s vod jschlatt gets unbanned from the Dream SMP: 1:45:50, 20th Sep)

“Tommy, we’re citizens tonight. Just listen to Schlatt.” (Wilbur’s vid How Schlatt stole the Election of the Dream SMP: 7:58)

“I called for this democratic process, and now he’s ousted me from my government. This- I’m fucking speechless, I’m speechless.” - (Wilbur’s the election results: 26:12, 22nd Sep)

“I’m unwelcome in the Dream SMP, I’m unwelcome in L’Manberg.” - (Wilbur’s the election results: 26:30, 22nd Sep)

“Eret, I’m not going with you. I have, I have values still.” - (Wilbur’s the election results: 26:50, 22nd Sep)

“No, no. Yeah, we know we’ve been fucking betrayed. Of all the people. Get out.” - (Wilbur’s the election results: 26:50, 22nd Sep)

“Eret, I’m sorry, I know you mean well but, I- I’ve- I’ve gotta decide who I can trust right now and I’m afraid you’re not first on my list.”

“I understand.”

“Thank you, Eret. Thank you.”

- (Wilbur’s the election results: 27:09, 22nd Sep)

“Okay so here’s the plan, right. We need to try and keep our friends close, ‘cause we need friends right now more than anything. … But also, what no one seems to be talking about is, we also need to lie low.” - (Wilbur’s the election results: 29:53, 22nd Sep)

“We gave up literally everything for L’Manberg. We gave up friendships, we gave up alliances with some of the most powerful people on this server. And now we’ve just- And everything we earnt in that sacrifice has been lost in one moment. Everything we earnt has been lost.” - (Wilbur’s the election results: 31:33, 22nd Sep)

“Don’t, don’t hold, don’t hold Tubbo accountable, Tommy. He doesn’t know. He just wants to survive.” - (Wilbur’s the election results: 31:57, 22nd Sep)

“Tommy, for the first time in my life, I’ve equipped armour, in this server. This is the first time I’ve worn armour on this server ever.” - (Wilbur’s the election results: 33:50, 22nd Sep)

“Tommy, we need to defend this fucking hole, dude. We’ve got to defend this, man.” - (Wilbur’s the election results: 34:01, 22nd Sep)

“I just follow my heart and I find it.” - (Wilbur’s the election results: 38:12, 22nd Sep)

“This isn’t- This isn’t- I’m not gonna be able to do anything to stop them tearing down the walls. I just need to have one- I’m doing this for principle, I’m doing this for tradition. I need to just have one last look, TommyInnit. I need to look at it one more time before it’s gone.” - (Wilbur’s the election results: 38:18, 22nd Sep)

“No, I need to- I need to watch this, I need to- This was- This is a huge part of my- I need to, I need to- It would be- It’s like not turning up to a funeral.” - (Wilbur’s the election results: 39:21, 22nd Sep)

“My son… My son is tearing down the walls, in front of me! My son is tearing down the walls in front of me! The walls I built to keep him safe! I promised him this world, Tommy, I promised him this world.” - (Wilbur’s the election results: 39:41 22nd Sep)

"L'Manberg, my unfinished symphony! My great unfinished symphony... is being torn down in front of my eyes." - (Wilbur's the election results: 40:04, 22nd Sep)

“I think, I think Tubbo might be one of the few people we can trust here. I don’t think I can trust Technoblade, I definitely can’t trust Fundy. I can’t trust Jack Manifold, Jack Manifold tore down the walls. I guess Tubbo is doing his job right now, I guess he’s out looking for us.” - (Wilbur’s the election results: 42:10, 22nd Sep)

“Fighting is not necessary right now, Tommy.” - (Wilbur’s the election results: 43:42, 22nd Sep)

“Right now we need to be calm, we need to find our feet. Look, I’ve never been in this world. This world we’re in right now? No idea. I have no idea about it.” - (Wilbur’s the election results: 43:48, 22nd Sep)

“We’re not ready, we’re not ready to fight.” - (Wilbur’s the election results: 44:08, 22nd Sep)

“Look, I think, from what I can gather, there is only two people we can trust on the server right now. That’s Tubbo, and that’s Niki. Seem to be the only people who I can trust right now, but I’m still not willing to open up to them yet. It’s gonna take me a long time.” - (Wilbur’s the election results: 44:18, 22nd Sep)

“We held this election, and by god am I not gonna upset democracy just so that I can keep hold of- This is what the people want, we shall give the people what they want- But Tommy, I am not gonna die with you out here. We need to stay alive. That would be enough.” - (Wilbur’s the election results: 46:06, 22nd Sep)

“Will there be a L’Manberg after tonight?” (Tommy)

“Not as we know it.” (Alivebur)

- (Wilbur’s the election results: 50:03, 22nd Sep)

“Next thing you know he’s gonna take the ‘L’ out, gonna make it just Manberg.” - (Wilbur’s the election results: 50:11, 22nd Sep)

“I am going, I am gonna make Mr Schlatt pay for this. I am going to make him pay.” - (Wilbur’s the election results: 52:22, 22nd Sep)

“I- I, TommyInnit, I am a slow burning fuse. I am a long slow burning fuse, but I’m telling you now, over the next couple weeks, I am gonna be a different man than the one that JSchlatt crossed. I can feel it.” - (Wilbur’s the election results: 52:31, 22nd Sep)

“And then, TommyInnit, we need to take back L’Manberg.” - (Wilbur’s the election results: 54:34, 22nd Sep)

“So what was something that made L’Manberg powerful? It was manpower, wasn’t it? It was the energy we had behind us of the people, and our want for freedom, and the skill level of our nation, right. We had a very skilful nation, that’s why we were able to compete against Dream, right?” - (Wilbur’s the election results: 1:00:31, 22nd Sep)

“Tubbo, you’ve seen me build a nation, I’ll fucking do it again.” - (Wilbur’s the election results: 1:17:47, 22nd Sep)

“I am not going back into that nation, until it’s called L’Manberg, and I’m its rightful ruler.” - (Wilbur’s the election results: 1:20:17, 22nd Sep)

“I’m out of that filthy suit. That sweaty suit, dude. I didn’t wash it once, I’ll be honest with you Technoblade.” - (Wilbur’s techno and wilbur make cave better: 7:39, 23rd Sep)

“Hey, Techno, I’m in a better mood today, I’m in a better mood. You know, I’m over, I’m over fucking losing Manberg, you know. … Well, yeah, the violent revolution is still coming, don’t worry. The revolution is coming. The only difference is I’m not gonna be sad while doing it. I’m gonna be happy while revolting.” - (Wilbur’s techno and wilbur make cave better: 7:04, 23rd Sep)

“Tubbo’s one of the few people I trust, Technoblade. Like, I’m still figuring you out right now, but, at the moment, Tubbo seems to be, you know, pretty on the ball. He seems pretty keen on the whole spying thing.” - (Wilbur’s techno and wilbur make cave better: 12:16, 23rd Sep)

“Tubbo, ignore what I just said, I don’t trust you. You have to prove yourself to me.” - (Wilbur’s techno and wilbur make cave better: 12:33, 23rd Sep)

“Pogtopia isn’t a nation, as much as Tommy seems to think it is, right, we’re a commune, right. Everyone’s equal, yep. Don’t call me Mr President anymore, Tubbo, you’ve gotta call me, uh, Wilbs. That’s who I am to you now. You know, in the commune, we’re all equal, we’re all comrades.” - (Wilbur’s techno and wilbur make cave better: 20:26, 23rd Sep)

“Except with this Russian revolution, we’re not all gonna die, and also the nation we’re gonna make afterwards will not fail.” - (Wilbur’s techno and wilbur make cave better: 21:17, 23rd Sep)

“I haven’t, I haven’t seen Manberg lately. Why do you rub this in?” - (Wilbur’s techno and wilbur make cave better: 24:00, 23rd Sep)

“Oh it’s bad? It looks bad? That’s brilliant, that’s great news, Tubbo, thank you, thank you.” - (Wilbur’s techno and wilbur make cave better: 24:12, 23rd Sep)

“Down with the fucking government, Technoblade, comrade. Comrade Technoblade.” - (Wilbur’s techno and wilbur make cave better: 33:52, 23rd Sep)

“The one thing I really wanna make sure of, ‘cause as much as I’m not entirely trustful of Tubbo- Because he said it was a disguise, right, he said it was a disguise.” - (Wilbur’s techno and wilbur make cave better: 36:31, 23rd Sep)

“Tubbo said that he was wearing the suit as a disguise, right? Turns out that's not true, turns out it’s a dress code. So, Tubbo lied to me, which is not the best start for our, you know, our political relationship.” - (Wilbur’s techno and wilbur make cave better: 36:52, 23rd Sep)

“And whilst I’m not entirely trustful of Tubbo, I still don’t want to see him getting hurt by Schlatt. So, as long as Schlatt’s being nice to him, then I’m gonna keep my cool.” - (Wilbur’s techno and wilbur make cave better: 37:21, 23rd Sep)

“We’re in too much of a hot position right now to take in everyone from every sort of like person we need into our new like cave, so you’re gonna have to hold out in Manberg for a bit longer, is that okay?” - (Wilbur’s techno and wilbur make cave better: 51:15, 23rd Sep)

“Don’t give him promotions he’s too young, he doesn’t understand. He needs to learn more. No, he needs to learn more, I should know he’s my son.” - (Wilbur’s techno and wilbur make cave better: 57:57, 23rd Sep)

“Wilbur is just a founder, and I was born here and nothing else. That’s literally everything there is to it.” (Fundy)

“But you know that’s not…” (Alivebur)

- (Wilbur’s techno and wilbur make cave better: 58:20, 23rd Sep)

“I don’t know who you are anymore, Fundy. I don’t know who you are anymore…” - (Wilbur’s techno and wilbur make cave better: 59:08, 23rd Sep)

“Tommy, control yourself. Tommy, control yourself, it’s not worth it. Tommy, do not take your shot! He disrespected me, yes! But we’ve talked about this, Tommy...!” - (Wilbur’s techno and wilbur make cave better: 59:36, 23rd Sep)

“Tommy, if we cast the first stone...” - (Wilbur’s techno and wilbur make cave better: 59:48, 23rd Sep)

“Tommy, burn that place to the ground. Burn that place to the ground and try and get as many people trapped in it as possible.” - (Wilbur’s techno and wilbur make cave better: 1:00:32, 23rd Sep)

“The flag’s gone, and your son is corrupt.” (Tommy)

“I know he is, I don’t need reminding of that, Tommy.” (Alivebur)

“He’s a goner, Wilbur.” (Tommy)

“I know he’s a goner. I know, there’s so many people who are a goner.” (Alivebur)

- (Wilbur’s techno and wilbur make cave better: 1:02:33, 23rd Sep)

“Wait, Tommy, you’re not actually burning down the forest, that’s literally- That was the one thing Schlatt put on the book he was gonna do. … That’s literally the thing we’re fighting against, Tommy.” - (Wilbur’s techno and wilbur make cave better: 1:04:15, 23rd Sep)

“Tommy, if you don’t fix the mistake you’ve made here, I don’t know if you’re the right fit for Pogtopia. You’re already aligning yourself with the enemy.” - (Wilbur’s techno and wilbur make cave better: 1:06:48, 23rd Sep)

“He’s a man who I thought really cared about his nation. But you know, I’ve been wrong before.” - (Wilbur’s techno and wilbur make cave better: 1:10:00, 23rd Sep)

“‘Cause a real L’Manbergian wouldn’t, you know. Unlike my quote unquote son.” - (Wilbur’s techno and wilbur make cave better: 1:10:22, 23rd Sep)

“Schlatt asked him, um, what relation he had with me, and Fundy said he was born in L’Manberg at the time that I started the war, meaning that was the only relation he had.” - (Wilbur’s techno and wilbur make cave better: 1:10:38, 23rd Sep)

“You know, ‘cause it’s fine, I, you know, bonds are formed in blood, not blood, family blood, the other blood, the blood- the blood where you stab shit. That one. Yeah, that’s where bonds are formed.” - (Wilbur’s techno and wilbur make cave better: 1:11:01, 23rd Sep)

“We don’t hate Tubbo! He’s a spy! It’s fine.” - (Wilbur’s techno and wilbur make cave better: 1:19:24, 23rd Sep)

“Tubbo, you’re... See, with Technoblade, right, I have no doubt that Technoblade is on my side, right. ‘Cause with Technoblade, right, I know he just wants blood, and he wants war, right. That’s how Technoblade works, you know. He just wants to fight, and he wants to kill bad guys, right. Yeah, yeah, look at him, he’s a little libertarian, little anarchist, right. So here’s what I’m saying, right. You, however, I can’t tell whether you’re cosying up to Schlatt to help spy, or whether you’re cosying up to Schlatt because you quite like how he treats you.” - (Wilbur’s techno and wilbur make cave better: 1:21:09, 23rd Sep)

“I mean, look, Tubbo, I’ll be the first one to say I didn’t always treat you the best on L’Manberg. And I know I didn’t! I was somewhat of a distant ruler, I pretty much only really- … Look, I wasn’t the best ruler, I know I wasn’t. I think I was a good ruler, but I-” - (Wilbur’s techno and wilbur make cave better: 1:21:50, 23rd Sep)

“Tubbo, I don’t know if you are just preferring his rule over mine, and I- I feel like I’ve got to win you over.” - (Wilbur’s techno and wilbur make cave better: 1:22:15, 23rd Sep)

"'Cause we're not- we're not a nation here in Pogtopia, right, but we are a commune, right? And the foundation of any good commune is the food, it's the stomach, you know?" - (Wilbur's It's time for mine: 34:56, 25th Sep)

"What do you mean I can't boss you around? The commune does not need diamond blocks on the walls." - (Wilbur's It's time for mine: 37:45, 25th Sep)

“Dude, I’m gonna abolish Tommy. I’m thinking, my first act when I’m remade President of L’Manberg, I’m abolishing Tommy.” - (Wilbur’s who are you go away: 43:18, 8th Oct)

“You’re proving yourself to be too much of a loose cannon, Tommy. I literally can’t- I can’t- Look, there is a reason why you are not the president and never will be.” - (Wilbur’s video Am I the Villain?: 05:36)

"He's angry, he's angry, Big Q. His anger is his downfall. Until he matures I'm not letting him have any sort of executive control of anything." - (Wilbur's who are you go away: 47:44, 8th Oct)

“Tommy, Tommy, careless talk costs lives, Tommy.” - (Wilbur’s who are you go away: 53:46, 8th Oct)

“Killing Schlatt wouldn’t do anything, killing Schlatt wouldn’t fix a single thing, that would not fix a single issue. ‘Cause then Quackity would just become President, and who knows if that would be worse, and then George would be Vice President. Then if we kill Quackity, then George would be President. It means nothing, Tommy. It wouldn’t have mattered if you killed him or not.” - (Wilbur’s who are you go away: 1:07:52, 8th Oct)

“Tommy, I’ve got a question for you, right. Because this festival, this is a good idea, this doesn’t seem like a bad like, this doesn’t seem evil. You know? This seems like a nice friendly thing Schlatt’s doing. Tommy, are we the bad guys?” - (Wilbur’s who are you go away: 1:08:14, 8th Oct)

“‘Cause, I mean, we were the, we just kinda made ourselves the leaders, and then, and now we had a vote, and he won, in a coalition government, which was completely legal, and now we’re trying to overthrow him. It feels like we’re the bad guys, Tommy. This doesn’t feel correct.” - (Wilbur’s who are you go away: 1:08:34, 8th Oct)

“Tommy, am I, am I a bad, am I a villain of this story. Am I the villain in your history?” - (Wilbur’s who are you go away: 1:08:59, 8th Oct)

“Tommy, we allowed the coalition. On the day, they said they were gonna make a coalition, and our cockiness, our arrogance got in ahead of us, and we allowed it. We said ‘yes coalition governments are allowed’.” - (Wilbur’s who are you go away: 1:09:35, 8th Oct)

“Okay, me and you, we both agree we’re right. We’re in the right here.” - (Wilbur’s video Am I the Villain?: 16:27)

“Then let’s be the bad guys. Tommy, why not? Why not? Look, our nation’s gone, our nation’s far behind us, Tommy. Let’s blow that motherfucker to smithereens.” - (Wilbur’s video Am I the Villain?: 16:33)

“Tommy, I say if we can’t have Manberg, no one, no one can have Manberg! L’Manberg!” - (Wilbur’s who are you go away: 1:10:37, 8th Oct)

“I think this is an era, this is a new era, we burn the place to the fucking ground! I want no crops to grow there ever again, I want the entire place- I want fucking mycelium, cobblestone, it all covered, Tommy. I want it all gone!” - (Wilbur’s who are you go away: 1:10:52, 8th Oct)

“Tommy, let’s be villains.” - (Wilbur’s who are you go away: 1:11:17, 8th Oct)

“Here’s the plan, right, Dream. Dream is on our side, Dream has TNT, Dream has everything, right. I say we talk to Dream, and we ask him very nicely, very kindly, ‘Dream, give us all the TNT you have’. ” - (Wilbur’s who are you go away: 1:12:22, 8th Oct)

“Remember, how he rigged L’Manberg, like ages ago, during the War? And then he detonated the TNT and destroyed the entire thing? We do that again, everyone, we blow up the entire fucking place to kingdom come. I want no survivors. God help whoever’s caught in the fucking crossfire.” - (Wilbur’s who are you go away: 1:12:36, 8th Oct)

“That guy Tubbo? You know? We love Tubbo... but he’s not on our side, is he? Let’s be honest. We act like he is, like, everyone’s always how like, oh it’s crazy how everyone’s against Schlatt. No one’s against Schlatt. Everyone’s pulling the biggest ruse on us. Literally, they’ve got us all by the fucking scruff of our necks.” - (Wilbur’s who are you go away: 1:12:57, 8th Oct)

“Tubbo’s like, ‘I’ll be your spy!’. And then we’ve got like Fundy who’s like saying to everyone’s twitch chats that he’s gonna revolt against us. And you’ve got Eret giving us fucking potatoes, that say fucking ‘I’m gonna be friends with you’. It’s bullshit! It’s all bullshit!” - (Wilbur’s video Am I the Villain?: 18:09)

“What’s the point, Tommy? What’s the point in rebuilding this entire place from scratch?” - (Wilbur’s who are you go away: 1:14:07, 8th Oct)

“Look, do you know how long and how much blood was shed to get L’Manberg to the point it was at? You know what would happen if we manage to get L’Manberg back again? More blood would be shed, and we would be the illegitimate rulers of a nation.” - (Wilbur’s video Am I the Villain?: 18:52)

“The only reason that Dream is working with us, is because of the fact that we are the enemies of his enemies! That’s it! That’s all that joins this!” - (Wilbur’s who are you go away: 1:14:35, 8th Oct)

“Tommyinnit, you’re scared that people are gonna think differently of you. Tommy, when I said you’re never gonna be president, you gotta understand, that wasn’t a challenge, that’s true. You’re never gonna be president, Tommy. And I can hear it in your voice, you’re trying sound like you know what you’re doing, so that you can prove me wrong. Tommy, none of us know what we’re doing. We’re fucked, we were fucked the minute we were thrown out.” - (Wilbur’s video Am I the Villain?: 19:39)

“‘Cause Schlatt knows, he’s a smart man, he knows that if we fight him, even if we beat him, we’ve lost. If he fights us and kills us, we’ve lost. Tommy, there’s no in-between, he knows we’ve lost.” - (Wilbur’s who are you go away: 1:15:37, 8th Oct)

“And, I know you’re scared, Tommy, I understand you’re scared. And it’s scary, it’s scary, Tommy, but do you know what? You know what? In a time like this, when a man has nothing to lose, do you know what that means? It means we can do what we want. We have a man on our side who literally rigged our nation with TNT. We can do the same to them. We can rig this festival with TNT. We can kill them all, Tommy. ” - (Wilbur’s who are you go away: 1:15:52, 8th Oct)

“Tommy, literally have you not noticed? Everyone who’s claiming to be on our side, they’re lying to us! Tubbo?! He’s lying to you man! He would drop us at the second he realises we’re not in the lead anymore!” - (Wilbur’s who are you go away: 1:16:15, 8th Oct)

“I- Look, rigging L’Manberg is not gonna help us get it back, I’m aware of that. But sometimes in order to feel comfortable and safe you have to be ready to give up the things that you’re worried you might lose. And in this case, I think I might lose it already.” - (Wilbur’s who are you go away: 1:17:57, 8th Oct)

[About Tubbo’s speech for Manberg] “That’s not something a, that’s not something a traitor would do, is it? That’s not- We’re not- You’re not gonna- I’m- I- Ah- I’m just- I was just wondering ‘cause writing a speech is quite a har-” - (Wilbur’s who are you go away: 1:19:27, 8th Oct)

“How much would you say me and Tommy are kind of the bad guys here? We... we... uh... we...” - (Wilbur’s who are you go away: 1:32:15, 8th Oct)

“We fought against people, we killed people to get leadership of this country, we didn’t really do much in our leadership, and then when we were voted out, we’re now trying to fight our way back in. It doesn’t f- It feels like we might- I don’t know, what do you think?” - (Wilbur’s who are you go away: 1:32:28, 8th Oct)

“Dream, let me be your vassal. Dream, I understand you have a lot of TNT, a lot of the ol’ trinitrotoluene in your possession, don’t you? You do! Dream, I want to be your vassal, I want to set this up, I want to rig the city.” - (Wilbur’s who are you go away: 1:33:27, 8th Oct)

“Thing is, Tommy, Tommy, what you’re not understanding is, Dream only gave you that gear so that you could cause this conflict. You see? That’s what this is all about. Dream doesn’t want us to win, Dream just wants both Pogtopia and Manberg to be weak! That’s it!” - (Wilbur’s who are you go away: 1:34:03, 8th Oct)

“And, Dream, Dream, I'm not, I'm not scolding you on this, that's smart. You're a smart guy. I've seen your two thousand IQ plays. Right. Nothing can get past you, right.” - (Wilbur’s who are you go away: 1:34:16, 8th Oct)

“So, I’m here to help you. I’m here to weaken both of us, so much. Manberg and Pogtopia will be nothing more.” - (Wilbur’s who are you go away: 1:34:25, 8th Oct)

“Dream, this has made me ambitious! Dream, if I’m taking power again, I will be ambitious, Dream! That’s what I’m saying! Let me blow it up, let me destroy it all!” - (Wilbur’s who are you go away: 1:35:15, 8th Oct)

“Tommy, you were never in charge, Tommy, you were never in charge of the situation.” - (Wilbur’s who are you go away: 1:35:26, 8th Oct)

“You know what? If that means I can- I am supported by Dream, then that’s fine with me.” - (Wilbur’s who are you go away: 1:38:09, 8th Oct)

“You know, we don’t need a war. Wars are for brave men with soldiers. I’m doing an act of insurgency, which is for people who are against a much greater power than us. … It’s not terrorism, it’s not terrorism, this is freedom fighting, this is insurgency.” - (Wilbur’s who are you go away: 1:38:38, 8th Oct)

“Tommy will understand, Tommy will understand. I know- He’s gonna take a bit of time to understand. You know what, we’ve had our differences recently, but I know, I know he’ll be a good helper for this. I’ve seen how he acts. Remember, during the war, when he like challenged Dream to a duel, despite me trying to keep things like cold and calm? Do you remember that? He’ll see, he’ll come around, chat, he’ll come around.” - (Wilbur’s who are you go away: 1:39:05, 8th Oct)

“It’s nothing, it’s nothing important. I just wanted to say that- I think you can come back from what you’ve said, you know. I’m just saying now, there is a chance that you could be President, you know, you could be- you could definitely get an executive power in the remains of L’Manberg. You could definitely be a leader of that, I have no issue with that. But, you need to understand that you’re gonna have to get on my good side, and I, you know.” - (Wilbur’s who are you go away: 1:39:56, 8th Oct)

“For the first time since we got thrown out, I am happy, I am comfortable. I am happy with this.” - (Wilbur’s who are you go away: 1:40:37, 8th Oct)

“There’ll be quite a few people in the crossfire, I think. I mean it’s a festival! Everyone will be there!” - (Wilbur’s who are you go away: 1:40:55, 8th Oct)

“Anyone caught in the crossfire is caught in the crossfire. That’s how it goes, you know? Eret especially, he is the most clear, the most clear cut traitor of them all. He was a traitor from the very get go. I have no, I have no remorse offing Eret.” - (Wilbur’s who are you go away: 1:41:22, 8th Oct)

“Fundy, Fundy is very clearly on Schlatt’s side, look- Fundy was the closest thing I had to something I cared about in L’Manberg, when it all began. You know, when it started, the closest thing to anything I cared about was Fundy. Fundy was my, he was my, he was my boy! My rock! You know? And hearing what he said about L’Manberg and stuff is just... And when I heard him say that he had no care for me, I believe that. I think he’s so happy that he’s finally been given maturity in L’Manberg, you know. Like, Schlatt’s giving him the maturity he’s been craving, you know. And that’s cool. That’s fine. You know? I have no issue with that, he can do what he wants.” - (Wilbur’s who are you go away: 1:44:10, 8th Oct)

"I've done a naughty thing. … I've done a bad thing. Just done a bad thing." - (Tubbo’s Manburg Festival Seting Up!: 1:51:35, 13th Oct)

"So, you're gonna love it, you're gonna find it funny. … So, Manberg is riddled with TNT. I figured out the perfect distancing, with like dirt blocks in mind, to like- basically just maximise damage." - (Tubbo’s Manburg Festival Seting Up!: 1:51:51, 13th Oct)

"Look, Tubbo, you're our spy, yeah, you can't, you can't, you can't let Schlatt know any of this, obviously." - (Tubbo’s Manburg Festival Seting Up!: 1:52:17, 13th Oct)

"Tubbo, you don't deserve this fate. You don't deserve the fate I'm gonna befall everyone here." - (Tubbo’s Manburg Festival Seting Up!: 1:52:50, 13th Oct)

"Tubbo, look, I'm saying- you don't deserve to- You don't deserve to meet the same fate as everyone else here, right." - (Tubbo’s Manburg Festival Seting Up!: 1:53:12, 13th Oct)

"Tubbo, once this is blown up we can take the remains. It's for us. Like, this- what's left of Manberg, we'll rebuild it, again, you know, but better than Schlatt did." - (Tubbo’s Manburg Festival Seting Up!: 1:53:54, 13th Oct)

"Our administration wasn't the quickest administration, but we got it done." - (Tubbo’s Manburg Festival Seting Up!: 1:54:47, 13th Oct)

"And you know what? It's not over yet, Tubbo. It'll never be over. … Tubbo, it's never gonna be over. We're here forever." - (Tubbo’s Manburg Festival Seting Up!: 1:54:56, 13th Oct)

"Tubbo, have you not realised? The one fear I had, the one fear I had when taking over L'Manberg, was the idea that the act of war and the act of tyranny that I was bestowing onto the Dream SMP would just start an endless cycle of vengeance and death." - (Tubbo’s Manburg Festival Seting Up!: 1:55:09, 13th Oct)

"I don't think everyone will be even once Schlatt's out of the picture. People will never be even. People will never be even, dude. It's gonna go on forever. This entire thing is a cycle. Up and down, up and down, just constant." - (Tubbo’s Manburg Festival Seting Up!: 1:55:33, 13th Oct)

"I don't know. I don't know if I want it back." - (Tubbo’s Manburg Festival Seting Up!: 1:56:58, 13th Oct)

“The plan is essentially, I need you to tear down the flag. Technoblade will be deploying withers to get whoever survives after the blast. I’ll be using the blast to detonate pretty much.” - (Tubbo’s Manburg Festival Seting Up!: 1:57:32, 13th Oct)

"This is gonna be the thing that finally ends it. After the 16th, either I'll be in charge, or Manberg won't exist." - (Tubbo’s Manburg Festival Seting Up!: 1:58:13, 13th Oct)

"It's what has to be done, man, it's what has to be done. I was saying this to Tommy, I'll say it again. If Schlatt loses to us, we've still lost. Schlatt's a smart man, he knows what he's done. He's set up things up in such a way, so that our success will actually just cause another cycle of pain and death and destruction, right." - (Tubbo’s Manburg Festival Seting Up!: 1:58:29, 13th Oct)

"'Cause right now Manberg's in it's- is in peace, it's got equilibrium. Everything's sort of like, you know- Entropy has been halted briefly. So, you know, as far as the people are concerned Schlatt has done a good job, and almost everyone in administrative power wants him to stay in charge, right." - (Tubbo’s Manburg Festival Seting Up!: 1:58:54, 13th Oct)

"But here's the thing, right, it's about the fact that with or without, you know- If we win, Schlatt wins. If we lose, Schlatt wins. The only way we can possibly have any sort of semblance of victory is for us both to lose." - (Tubbo’s Manburg Festival Seting Up!: 1:59:33, 13th Oct)

"How are you gonna make Schlatt lose?" (Tubbo)

"By destroying the one thing we care about." (Alivebur)

- (Tubbo’s Manburg Festival Seting Up!: 1:59:58, 13th Oct)

“Technoblade is the one person who when I asked him to help me create chaos, he was happy to, you know. He was the one person who was completely on my side and helping me. Tubbo, was on my side as well, but Tubbo didn’t actually want to help, he just wanted to support me, verbally. Which is appreciated but not helpful. And Tommy... well. TommyInnit, as you know, is just, he thinks I’m insane. I’m not insane, chat, I’m not insane.” - (Wilbur’s The Festival: 4:30, 16th Oct)

“Tommy, I’m gonna do one last plea to you, Tommy. And I want you to listen carefully. Please, please respect this, right? You don’t have to agree, just respect this, Tommy, okay? Manberg is being detonated tonight whether you’re on my side or not, Tommy. But we’ve through a lot, we’ve been through so much together, man. Don’t drop this all over your weird ideas of patriotism and heroism. This isn’t a thing of heroism, Tommy, this is a thing of victory. Tommy, this is your last chance to get on my side, man.” - (Wilbur’s The Festival: 5:57, 16th Oct)

“Look, Tommy, Tommy, at the end of the day, at the end of the day, it doesn’t matter. Can we just- For today, whatever you say- For today- Let’s be, let’s-” (Alivebur)

“Wilbur, Wilbur, I’m with you.” (Tommy)

“Really?” *clap* “Here’s the plan, TommyInnit, right, when Tubbo is up on that stage, and he’s giving that speech, I’ve given Tubbo the code phrase that he says.” (Alivebur)

- (Wilbur’s The Festival: 7:03, 16th Oct)

“Look, Tommy, it’s gonna be great, it’s gonna be absolutely wonderful. I know you still don’t agree with it, but like, man, today, let’s just be friends. Let’s be friends today, man. Even if you disagree with me fundamentally, I think after you see how much it puts us in the advantage...” - (Wilbur’s The Festival: 9:28, 16th Oct)

“Yeah, you gotta understand, Tommy. Look, I’ve still got the fifty-one TNT Dream gave me. The TNT I laid in Manberg was actually given by a different source. Look, you’ll see, you’ll see, you’ll see, I’ve set it up.” - (Wilbur’s The Festival: 9:44, 16th Oct)

“Tommy, I don’t need armour. You don’t seem to understand...!” - (Wilbur’s The Festival: 11:24, 16th Oct)

“Tommy, have you heard of TNT duplication? The flying machines that dup TNT? Phil taught me about them. He taught me about them- I’m sure he wouldn’t have taught me them if he knew what I was gonna do with them. But, he did teach me about them. … They were very useful, in this.” - (Wilbur’s The Festival: 11:30, 16th Oct)

“I am concerned. I’m being very careful, Tommy.” (Alivebur)

“Yeah but you’re not wearing any armour, or you don’t have any defences on you.” (Tommy)

“Well for what?” (Alivebur)

- (Wilbur’s The Festival: 14:23, 16th Oct)

“I’ve invested so much into this now, Tommy.” - (Wilbur’s The Festival: 15:52, 16th Oct)

“We are the villains, Tommy! We didn’t win the election and we’re trying to fight for it back! Look how nice this place looks under Schlatt, look how lovely Schlatt has made this place.” - (Wilbur’s The Festival: 15:57, 16th Oct)

“Because if I can’t have it, no one can, Tommy! I’ve said this. No one should be allowed this. No one, no one can have happiness...” - (Wilbur’s The Festival: 16:10, 16th Oct)

“It’s... Tommy, you’re my friend today, okay? You can have your grievances with me later, but today, you’re my friend, you’re my ally. Just stick with me, just get ready. You’re not an accomplice here, you’re just a viewer, you’re a- you watch- You’re a witness! Witness! That’s the word I was looking for. You’re a witness, Tommy, alright.” - (Wilbur’s The Festival: 16:24, 16th Oct)

“You don’t have to worry, you know, when it comes to the tribunal, when it comes to the Geneva Conventions, you’re in the clear, Tommy, you were just there, you know. Me, however, I’ll take the fall, I’ll take the fall, Tommy. I’m taking off this fucking helmet. Look, I’ll take the fall, Tommy, alright. You just, you just focus on, just, you know, just enjoy the time.” - (Wilbur’s The Festival: 16:40, 16th Oct)

“See, I’m not so crazy, Tommy. I know what I’m doing.” - (Wilbur’s The Festival: 16:40, 16th Oct)

“I’ve told you, I’m not crazy, Tommy. I know what I’m doing, and this is genuinely the best thing we could do right now.” - (Wilbur’s The Festival: 17:18, 16th Oct)

“Yes, yes, by literally every stretch of the world. If we try and fight Schlatt, hand to hand, one on one, we lose! Even if we kill him we lose! Because we’ve fought back and gained power. Do you know what I’m doing here, Tommy? I’m creating a power vacuum! I’m creating a power vacuum. You know who can fill it, Tommy? Tommy, I know you’re gonna like this one, you could fill it, Tommy. You could fill that power vacuum that I’m gonna create. Anyone could! When I destroy this, there’s a massive vacuum and people are just waiting for the next powerful person.” - (Wilbur’s The Festival: 17:24, 16th Oct)

“This isn’t, this isn’t right.” (Tommy)

“It’s very right.” (Alivebur)

- (Wilbur’s The Festival: 18:05, 16th Oct)

“Tommy, yes I do, yes I do, yes I do. As soon as he says ‘let the festival begin’. What are you giving me, a cake? Niki cake?” - (Wilbur’s The Festival: 18:51, 16th Oct)

“Why did you give me a cake of Niki? Why did you give me a cake that Niki made? What are you trying to imply? Are you trying to imply I shouldn’t be doing it because of Niki, huh?” - (Wilbur’s The Festival: 19:11, 16th Oct)

“They mean nothing to me, Tommy. None of them do. We can kill them all. Seriously, it doesn’t matter, they don’t- They’re not on our side.” - (Wilbur’s The Festival: 19:24, 16th Oct)

“Oh Tubbo’s, Tubbo’s clearly- Have you heard the way he talks to me? He talks to me like how he talks to Schlatt.” - (Wilbur’s The Festival: 19:36, 16th Oct)

“Oh, I have no intention of going down with it. Dying with the explosion is the least thing I want to happen.” - (Wilbur’s The Festival: 23:13, 16th Oct)

“I don’t wanna die with the explosion.” - (Wilbur’s The Festival: 23:20, 16th Oct)

“I know there’s a lot of people, Tommy! … I’m not telling you where the button is, man. … Tommy, it’s over that hill, it’s over that hill, right there!” - (Wilbur’s The Festival: 28:30, 16th Oct)

“Chat, do I wanna- Chat, do I wanna, do I wanna do it? I’m having second thoughts about the TNT. Chat, I’m having second thoughts about the TNT. Do I wanna kill these people? Seeing that they’re my friends.” - (Wilbur’s The Festival: 34:09, 16th Oct)

“Tommy, I’m getting second thoughts. These are my friends, I don’t- Do I- I don’t know if I wanna [inaudible].” - (Wilbur’s The Festival: 36:17, 16th Oct)

“But this is the opportunity- this is the opportunity. If I don’t blow it up now, when am I gonna blow it up?! When am I gonna blow it up, Tommy? But when do- when do we do-” - (Wilbur’s The Festival: 36:30, 16th Oct)

“Yeah everyone’s fucking happy.” - (Wilbur’s The Festival: 36:40, 16th Oct)

“Fuck! I don’t wanna look at him in his suit, bro. That’s not- Don’t say that, don’t say that. No, no, no! It’s not-” - (Wilbur’s The Festival: 36:50, 16th Oct)

“If I don’t do it now, what happens if this is the only chance I get. Everyone’s in this close situation, I can do some proper damage. Look, this isn’t a- He needs a consequence for his actions, Schlatt does, he can’t just keep being handsome and powerful and strong all the time. He needs, he needs to be put down a peg.” - (Wilbur’s The Festival: 37:07, 16th Oct)

“Jesus christ, you see this, man? I’m jealous. I wanna be dancing on the dance floor, man.” - (Wilbur’s The Festival: 38:07, 16th Oct)

“I can still call off this whole detonating at the end of the speech, dude. I can call it off.” - (Wilbur’s The Festival: 38:24, 16th Oct)

“Should I show you where the TNT’s laced? ‘Cause in a, in a last ditch effort, we may need to destroy it by hand, okay? So, under the chair, where Schlatt sits, there’s about twenty pieces, right? And then going under, under the main area here, following this red line, there is TNT all the way, and then it jut- and then it- … It darts up here, and over to the dance floor, but it doesn’t touch the water.” - (Wilbur’s The Festival: 38:29, 16th Oct)

“You’re just a yes man, aren’t you? This isn’t the first time Tubbo’s done this man.” - (Wilbur’s The Festival: 40:51, 16th Oct)

“Tubbo organised the event, bro. I’m telling you, man, he’s not on our side.” - (Wilbur’s The Festival: 46:08, 16th Oct)

“This is it, this is the moment, chat. This is where it all happens. For L’Manberg.” - (Wilbur’s The Festival: 52:07, 16th Oct)

“I miss Philza. I wonder if he’d be proud of me.” - (Wilbur’s The Festival: 52:17, 16th Oct)

“Chat, I am so ready. I’m so ready, chat, I’m doing it. I’m doing it, I’m doing it.” - (Wilbur’s The Festival: 55:33, 16th Oct)

“Techno’s on our side, he won’t, he won’t, he won’t.” - (Wilbur’s The Festival: 1:03:36, 16th Oct)

“He fucking killed Tubbo, he killed Tubbo. He fucking killed Tubbo.” - (Wilbur’s The Festival: 1:08:08, 16th Oct)

“I have to light it, I’ve got to light it, I’ve got to light it.” - (Wilbur’s The Festival: 1:08:17, 16th Oct)

“You actually murdered Tubbo...” - (Wilbur’s The Festival: 1:09:40, 16th Oct)

“Just, if you’re gonna kill anyone else, kill me. Don’t kill anyone else here.” - (Wilbur’s The Festival: 1:10:53, 16th Oct)

“You sounded like you were gonna murder another person. You sounded like you were gonna go for Niki.” - (Wilbur’s The Festival: 1:12:34, 16th Oct)

“He was supposed to be on our fucking side! Technoblade was supposed to be on our side this whole time!” - (Wilbur’s The Festival: 1:14:04, 16th Oct)

“What do you mean you’re on our side, you just murdered Tubbo in front of everyone!” - (Wilbur’s The Festival: 1:15:08, 16th Oct)

“No, no. You know what, no, no, no, wait, wait, wait, wait, this is, yeah. Let me make a point. This is perfect! No, no, no, no. Look, Tommy, this is perfect. Tommy, this is absolutely magnificent.” - (Wilbur’s The Festival: 1:15:15, 16th Oct)

“Do you know why this is magnificent, Tommy? Because now it’s exactly what I said, no one’s on our side, Tommy. Everyone’s just listening to whoever’s got the most power. No one cares. No one has any honour here. Everyone’s just doing as they’re told. Tommy, this is perfect. Oh shut up, Technoblade, you’re in it... as well.” - (Wilbur’s The Festival: 1:15:27, 16th Oct)

“This isn’t about me, this is about blowing up Manberg, this is about just finishing it. We’ve got this! Look, Tommy, what else do I need to convince you? The festival was a front.” - (Wilbur’s The Festival: 1:15:47, 16th Oct)

“Because no one’s actually caring about honour, everyone just wants to commit chaos.” - (Wilbur’s The Festival: 1:17:15, 16th Oct)

“Look, man, Tommy, you can choose not to forgive Technoblade all you want, but I’m telling you now, he’s in the, he’s in the- He knows what he’s doing. He’s just like us.” - (Wilbur’s The Festival: 1:17:27, 16th Oct)

“It’s just as exactly as I predicted- It’s as exactly as I predicted, it’s exactly as I predicted. This is just all a travesty.” - (Wilbur’s The Festival: 1:17:59, 16th Oct)

“Oh, yes, sorry, Niki, you missed that part. I was gonna blow up Manberg, I was gonna completely destroy it in a huge fireball. Look, Niki, come to Pogtopia, you’re safer here. You’re not gonna be hurt by anyone.” - (Wilbur’s The Festival: 1:17:59, 16th Oct)

“Look, watch out, Technoblade, Tommy’s angry at you. Look at him, look at him, look at his eyes, look at his little pink arm. Look, he’s pissed at you, dude. Technoblade, he’s angry. Little boy’s angry at you. Look at you, he’s angry, he’s angry. Go on. Tommy, say something, say something.” - (Wilbur’s The Festival: 1:18:32, 16th Oct)

“I don’t know about you, Tommy, I forgive Technoblade. I forgive Technoblade in a heartbeat, yeah. I do, I forgive him.” - (Wilbur’s The Festival: 1:21:07, 16th Oct)

“I wanna see them fight, I wanna see them fight, dude. Please for content.” - (Wilbur’s The Festival: 1:21:45, 16th Oct)

“How much do you hate that man? Look at him, look at him, he murdered you in front of a crowd. Look at that face.” (Alivebur)

“Yeah...! Screw you...!” (Tubbo)

“You didn’t sound very convinced there, Tubbo.” (Alivebur)

- (Wilbur’s The Festival: 1:21:56, 16th Oct)

“Tubbo, do you hate him? How much do you hate him, Tubbo?” - (Wilbur’s The Festival: 1:22:14, 16th Oct)

“I’m gonna make a combat pit, I’m gonna make a combat pit, hold on. You guys keep talking.” - (Wilbur’s The Festival: 1:22:41, 16th Oct)

“I’m just making a pit so that they can duke it out.” - (Wilbur’s The Festival: 1:23:16, 16th Oct)

“But I’m not the one who was a traitor so, I should be the one deciding. Don’t get me wrong, don’t get me wrong, it’s fine that you’re a traitor, I like it, I like it, it’s cool- Why did you do it?” - (Wilbur’s The Festival: 1:23:39, 16th Oct)

“Tommy think about what he did to your friend Tubbo. Think about what he did. Take him down.” - (Wilbur’s The Festival: 1:24:31, 16th Oct)

“So you’re saying they shouldn’t duel in the pit?” - (Wilbur’s The Festival: 1:25:54, 16th Oct)

“I mean that’s very mature of you, Tubbo. That’s very mature. Unfortunately though for you, Tubbo, Tommy isn’t as mature. See, that’s why he can’t be president. He follows his emotions too strongly, he gets too angry at things.” - (Wilbur’s The Festival: 1:26:14, 16th Oct)

“Look at him, look at him, even after you’ve said you forgive Technoblade, he’s still gone into the pit to fight him in hand to hand combat. This is a man driven by his emotions, not by political goals. Look at him. You’re too young.” - (Wilbur’s The Festival: 1:26:26, 16th Oct)

“Do it, do it. Kill him, kill him. Punch him.” - (Wilbur’s The Festival: 1:27:35, 16th Oct)

“Yes, yes!” - (Wilbur’s The Festival: 1:28:06, 16th Oct)

“Get it out, Tommy. Think of what he did. Think of what he did to Tubbo.” - (Wilbur’s The Festival: 1:28:06, 16th Oct)

“Ah that’s perfect, that is perfect. That is absolutely perfect. Thank you, thank you. I am honestly, I’m satisfied with today.” - (Wilbur’s The Festival: 1:28:26, 16th Oct)

“Techno, when I set it off next time, you ready to pop some withers in there as well?” - (Wilbur’s The Festival: 1:28:42, 16th Oct)

“See the thing is, Technoblade, like, I know this probably seems very confusing but like I- I don’t care if you’re not on our side or whatever, as long as you’re willing to help me do chaos. As long as you’re willing to help me.” - (Wilbur’s The Festival: 1:29:06, 16th Oct)

“I thought today was gonna be my last time here, honestly. I genuinely, I was considering, blowing up L’Manberg, having a big moment where I’m like looking over the rubble, and I’m like ‘I’ve changed as a person’. But like after this, I am just deeper. I wanna do different, more blowing up things.” (Wilbur’s The Festival: 1:29:34, 16th Oct)

“After last night’s catastrophe- I mean Schlatt won, how awful is that? Literally we let Schlatt win? Schlatt came away yesterday with a victory for Manberg. Holy shit, no, not again. I don’t think we should let that happen again, right.” - (Wilbur’s Speedy Stream Festival What festival: 5:03, 17th Oct)

“And I thought, right, what did I do wrong? Okay things that I did wrong: One, I trusted Techno too much, right. I think we can all agree I did that wrong. … He traitored, but you know, it ended up working out well for us ‘cause now we have another boy for chaos. And he’s kinda on my side in this which is good. Number two, I shouldn’t have lost the button. … But don’t worry, ‘cause mans only gone and found it.” - (Wilbur’s Speedy Stream Festival What festival: 5:22, 17th Oct)

“The other mistake was probably just like instigating Tommy too much, I feel like we got him too riled up. ‘Cause look at him, he’s in Pogtopia with Big Q just shouting at him.” - (Wilbur’s Speedy Stream Festival What festival: 6:05, 17th Oct)

“We waited too long. I just want chaos. I don’t care about like when we blow everything up, you know?” - (Wilbur’s Speedy Stream Festival What festival: 7:24, 17th Oct)

“This is the one, this is the one place that wasn’t gonna be hit by my TNT.” - (Wilbur’s Speedy Stream Festival What festival: 14:48, 17th Oct)

“And I thought, what better time of just eradicating the nation and eradicating him than right now. I can finally do what I said I was gonna, you know, that I said I was gonna do.” - (Wilbur’s Speedy Stream Festival What festival: 24:00, 17th Oct)

“I’m not crouching there’s no point! We’ll all be dead soon, it doesn’t matter!” - (Wilbur’s Speedy Stream Festival What festival: 24:16, 17th Oct)

“Yesterday I had the perfect opportunity to blow everything up and finally end it, you know. I had the perfect opportunity to finally blow up everything and end it and just completely save everyone, right, from the tyranny of Schlatt and the tyranny of the existence of Manberg and L’Manberg, right.” - (Wilbur’s Speedy Stream Festival What festival: 25:17, 17th Oct)

“Explain it to me! Give me a reason! Give me a reason!” - (Wilbur’s Speedy Stream Festival What festival: 26:50, 17th Oct)

“Who else is it gonna hurt?! It’s gonna hurt Schlatt, Manberg, and-” - (Wilbur’s Speedy Stream Festival What festival: 26:55, 17th Oct)

“Why did I bring- I should have just done it. I’m such a fucking showman. I should have just done it.” - (Wilbur’s Speedy Stream Festival What festival: 27:18, 17th Oct)

“No you two can escape, I’ll be the... I’ll- I’ll- I’ll be... I’ll be trapped in here...” - (Wilbur’s Speedy Stream Festival What festival: 27:27, 17th Oct)

"Look, Tommy, Tommy, Tommy, listen. Tommy, listen. Please let- please- please let..." - (Wilbur’s Speedy Stream Festival What festival: 27:55, 17th Oct)

“I just- I just want to f... I just wanna end it, I wanna end it. I wanna press that button, man.” - (Wilbur’s Speedy Stream Festival What festival: 28:08, 17th Oct)

“I don’t, I don’t, I don’t want to kill you two. I don’t want you two to die.” - (Wilbur’s Speedy Stream Festival What festival: 28:53, 17th Oct)

“Ohh, fuck you! Fuck you, man! Why do you make it so hard?! I should have just- I’m such a fucking showman.” - (Wilbur’s Speedy Stream Festival What festival: 29:29, 17th Oct)

“You love it, don’t you, Tommy? You love L’Manberg?” - (Wilbur’s Speedy Stream Festival What festival: 29:43, 17th Oct)

“And, Big Q, you wanna help?” - (Wilbur’s Speedy Stream Festival What festival: 29:49, 17th Oct)

“You know they say- Have you heard of something called a Chekhov’s Gun, Tommy? A Chekhov’s Gun is an idea in plot devices where if you tease something for long enough, and you keep showing it off, you have to do it at some point.” - (Wilbur’s Speedy Stream Festival What festival: 30:13, 17th Oct)

“I know we can, but we'll be the bad guys, if we take him down we'll be the bad guys...” - (Wilbur's Speedy Stream Festival What festival: 31:10, 17th Oct)

“Tommy, we’ve tried my ideas. I’m willing to listen to you. I’m gonna follow you, Tommy. Whatever you think is gonna be the best way of taking down Schlatt, we’ll do it. We’ve tried my ideas.” - (Wilbur’s Speedy Stream Festival What festival: 32:01, 17th Oct)

“My L’Manberg. My L’Manberg. As long- As long as I know the button is here... as long as I know. As long as I know the button is here. It’s just not today. I just need to know that it’s there for a fall-back. I need to know it’s there.” - (Wilbur’s Speedy Stream Festival What festival: 33:46, 17th Oct)

“I’ve been hasty. But the fact that I know it’s there, and I can just stroke my right mouse button, that’s all I need. As long as I know it’s there.” - (Wilbur’s Speedy Stream Festival What festival: 34:27, 17th Oct)

“I’ll be back. I’ll be back for this.” - (Wilbur’s Speedy Stream Festival What festival: 34:45, 17th Oct)

“You’ve convinced me, I don’t wanna go straight to Plan B, if Plan A fails.” - (Wilbur’s Speedy Stream Festival What festival: 39:02, 17th Oct)

“I’m not crazy! How am I crazy?!” - (Wilbur’s Speedy Stream Festival What festival: 43:18, 17th Oct)

"A couple minutes ago, uh, I overstepped a line, I overstepped a boundary of the haunted mansion, and um, I wanted to apologise. Uhh, sometimes, uh, you know, my, my, my feelings towards some people... in this room get the better of me, and uh, I wanted to just say they won't happen again." - (Karl’s Dream SMP with Niki!!: 1:46:30, 2nd Nov)

“You know what, Big Q, you’re getting into it, I can hear it in your voice, you actually care, and I appreciate that, so I’m gonna give you this extra day.” - (Wilbur’s The Meeting: 4:15, 6th Nov)

“I have a lot of TNT ready to go. I can definitely blow up L’Manberg.” - (Wilbur’s The Meeting: 7:40, 6th Nov)

“It’s Plan Bomb, it’s Plan Bomb, we’re doing Plan Bomb, yeah? That’s Plan Bomb.” - (Wilbur’s The Meeting: 19:25, 6th Nov)

“Oh, I don’t have a home, let’s be honest.” - (Wilbur’s The Meeting: 27:04, 6th Nov)

“Either way I’ve got another few stacks from Dream we could use. It’s not the end of the world.” - (Wilbur’s The Meeting: 27:53, 6th Nov)

“Well, no, but I will though, that’s the- you know- it’s Chekhov’s Gun, we’ve spoken about this.” - (Wilbur’s The Meeting: 27:59, 6th Nov)

“It could be my traitor son! It’s my traitor son.” - (Wilbur’s The Meeting: 28:37, 6th Nov)

“Wait, Fundy, you were the only person I thought was on Schlatt’s team. Does he have any teammates?! Does he have anyone on his side?!” - (Wilbur’s The Meeting: 34:55, 6th Nov)

“Literally everyone’s on our side, Tommy. Literally everyone’s on our side. Even Bad’s just- Tommy, do you remember when it was just me and you? Do you remember when this was just me and you, and now literally everyone-” - (Wilbur’s The Meeting: 35:40, 6th Nov)

“Fundy, I despise you, you were my son and you just betrayed me. I have nothing to say to you, but, what I do have to say is, do you not see, Tommy? If we blow up L’Manberg now, only Schlatt will be affected.” (Wilbur’s The Meeting: Nov 6th, 35:55)

“This is exciting. I’m loving this. I know you guys have vested interests, I’m just having a good time. I’m loving this. This is wonderful.” - (Wilbur’s The Meeting: 38:40, 6th Nov)

“We’re doing a polite rebellion.” - (Wilbur’s The Meeting: 42:41, 6th Nov)

“Dream, let’s do this as a gentlemen’s duel then, you know. Instead of doing like a bit of a dirty war that we’re planning at the moment, how about we just do it like gentlemanly? We pick a date, we pick a time, and we have the war, and if it all goes tits up, I blow the shit up.” - (Wilbur’s The Meeting: 42:59, 6th Nov)

“And then that’s the be-all or end-all, that is either we take Manberg back - and Dream you fight us as much as you want for Manberg - and- or on the other side, we blow it all up! That’s the be-all or end-all, that’s where it either- It’s ends. It ends on the 16th. We have to end it.” - (Wilbur’s The Meeting: 43:47, 6th Nov)

“It will end in an explosion, you’re right, Dream.” - (Wilbur’s The Meeting: 44:10, 6th Nov)

“I’m always weary, I don’t sleep.” - (Wilbur’s The Meeting: 45:37, 6th Nov)

“Look, I think if I was the traitor, if I was the traitor in this rank, I think you’d probably, probably figured it out, considering I’ve already said I wanna blow everything up. I don’t know how I could traitor it more.” - (Wilbur’s The Meeting: 45:46, 6th Nov)

“I don’t think it would be Tommy. I don’t think it would be Tommy because... What if Schlatt gave Dream presidency? ‘Cause he said it was something he sighed was specifically. In which case Dream could make a deal with Tommy to give him president. Which is what Tommy would want.” - (Wilbur’s The Meeting: 52:35, 6th Nov)

“I could be. I mean at the end of the day, my traitoring would be very anticlimactic ‘cause it would just involve me doing the exact thing I’ve said I’m gonna do for the past month. Which is detonate everything.” - (Wilbur’s The Meeting: 53:48, 6th Nov)

“So, Wilbur you’re on Dream’s side?” (Tubbo)

“I guess kind of. I just want to blow it up.” (Alivebur)

- (Wilbur’s The Meeting: 58:10, 6th Nov)

“I sort of made a deal with Dream. Look, I made a deal with Dream. I’m fighting on your side, I’ll fight for the side of L’Manberg. But the minute you guys start losing, I’m detonating that entire thing. I’m blowing the entire place up. And Dream said that’s fine, Dream said that’s allowed. So that’s what I’m doing.” - (Wilbur’s The Meeting: 58:44, 6th Nov)

“Look, Tommy, at the end of the day, if this doesn’t go well, I’m gonna blow the place to smithereens. The place will be gone, I’m gonna detonate it and blow it to smithereens, right, if this doesn’t go well. But it will go well...! … ‘Cause it’s literally- there’s no one on Schlatt’s side.” - (Wilbur’s smithereens: 21:00, 16th Nov)

“But none of them have the same anticipatory love of what they’re doing, unlike us. Everyone on our side is fighting for something we’ve loved, and had for ages, right. That’s why we’re gonna win, and that’s why you shouldn’t be afraid. And yes, the whole place is rigged.” - (Wilbur’s smithereens: 21:38, 16th Nov)

“I’m just telling you, you shouldn’t be worried, you shouldn’t be afraid. And you know what? At the end of the day, Tommy, I would say we’ve always got each other, but we don’t, ‘cause if it goes wrong, you’re probably gonna hate me.” - (Wilbur’s video Finale: 3:03)

"I could, I really could, that's the thing. That's the bit that I like. It's the bit that makes me smile the most is the fact that I definitely could." - (Wilbur's smithereens: 26:28, 16th Nov)

“Tommy, you know the rules, if we fail, it’s going up.” - (Wilbur’s smithereens: 41:55, 16th Nov)

“They’re not really my men anymore, they’re just kind of- We’re very much a militia at this point. I’ll try my best though.” - (Wilbur’s smithereens: 52:55, 16th Nov)

“Why are you in my drug van? What are you doing in my drug van? It better not be drugs!” - (Wilbur’s smithereens: 54:55, 16th Nov)

“I thought I was the trai- Okay. Sure. Um. … I mean, it’s pretty obvious, wasn’t it? I mean- Well, okay, I mean, I guess, that’s... Yeah, we, we won...” - (Wilbur’s smithereens: 1:02:15, 16th Nov)

“I thought I was the traitor... I thought I was the traitor...” - (Wilbur’s smithereens: 1:02:37, 16th Nov)

“I know, I know you never thought you’d hear me say this, Tommy, I know you’d thought you’d never hear me say this but, TommyInnit, take your place on the podium and give us a speech. Or should I say, President-Elect TommyInnit. Go, go.” - (Wilbur’s smithereens: 1:02:57, 16th Nov)

“I thought I was the traitor. I thought I was the traitor.” - (Wilbur’s smithereens: 1:03:16, 16th Nov)

“Okay, you may not bow to him, but listen to him. What do you have to say, Tommy?” - (Wilbur’s smithereens: 1:04:52, 16th Nov)

“T- Tommy, your only decree as President happened to be one of the best decrees you could have ever make! Welcome to L’Manberg, L’Manberg, welcome, please use the name correctly from here on. And so in keeping with the theme, I am also going to do a change.” - (Wilbur’s smithereens: 1:07:27, 16th Nov)

“That flag you that see over there, the obsidian one, scrap it. That is not the national flag of our nation. The national flag of our nation is yellow, black, red, white, and blue. And that’s how it should be, and that’s one of the first things I want changed.” - (Wilbur’s smithereens: 1:07:43, 16th Nov)

“However, however, I also cannot be your President.” - (Wilbur’s smithereens: 1:08:00, 16th Nov)

“Techno, you've taught me a lot. You've taught me that government is not the way to go. And I agree with you. Everything you've said, I completely agree with you.” - (Wilbur's smithereens: 1:08:20, 16th Nov)

“And to be honest, I feel like whilst I can’t be here to judge how other people’s governments are ran, I can say that it would be hypocritical of me to run a government.” - (Wilbur’s smithereens: 1:08:31, 16th Nov)

“And this is something I want this to be one last time. It’s important to know how to say goodbye to a nation, to my L’Manberg.” - (Wilbur’s smithereens: 1:08:47, 16th Nov)

“Tubbo, you’re a good kid and an even better spy.” - (Wilbur’s smithereens: 1:09:26, 16th Nov)

“A toast! A toast... I’ll be back, I’ll be back.” - (Wilbur’s smithereens: 1:11:17, 16th Nov)

“Chekhov’s Gun. Chekhov’s Gun. I’ll be honest with you, chat, I’ve been wondering this whole time if it still works. I’ve been thinking to myself does it still- ‘Cause I fixed it up for today.” - (Wilbur’s smithereens: 1:11:36, 16th Nov)

“That there was a special place, there was, was a special place, where men could go and emancipate, you know. And there was definitely, that special place did exist once, it did. It did. But even with Tubbo in charge, I don’t think it can exist again. I don’t think it can exist again.” - (Wilbur’s smithereens: 1:12:22, 16th Nov)

“The thing that I built this nation for doesn’t exist anymore! The thing I worked towards doesn’t exist anymore! It’s over.” - (Wilbur’s smithereens: 1:13:11, 16th Nov)

“I was just saying, I made this big point, and it was poignant, and it was that, it’s um, that there was a special place where men could go but it’s not there anymore, you know. It’s not-” - (Wilbur’s smithereens: 1:14:43, 16th Nov)

“Phil, I’m always so close to pressing this button, Phil! I have been here, like seven or eight times I have been here.” - (Wilbur’s smithereens: 1:14:56, 16th Nov)

“Phil, I’ve been here here so many times.” - (Wilbur’s smithereens: 1:15:13, 16th Nov)

“They’re fighting. They’re fighting.” - (Wilbur’s smithereens: 1:15:16, 16th Nov)

“I do, I do. I think- I-” - (Wilbur’s smithereens: 1:15:23, 16th Nov)

“I don’t even know if it works anymore, Phil. I don’t even know if the button works. I could, I could... press it, and it might-” (Wilbur’s smithereens: 1:15:29, 16th Nov)

“There was a saying, Phil, by a traitor, once part of L’Manberg. A traitor I don’t know if you’ve heard of Eret? He had a saying, Phil. It was never meant to be.” - (Wilbur’s smithereens: 1:15:56, 16th Nov)

“My L’Manberg, Phil! My unfinished symphony! Forever unfinished! If I can’t have this, no one can, Phil!” - (Wilbur’s smithereens: 1:16:40, 16th Nov)

“Phil, stab me with a sword, murder me now. Kill. Kill me.” - (Wilbur’s smithereens: 1:16:54, 16th Nov)

“Look, they all want you to!” - (Wilbur’s video Finale: 30:29)

“Look! Look! How much work went into this and it’s gone?!” - (Wilbur’s video Finale: 30:42)

“Do it. Do it.” - (Wilbur’s smithereens: 1:17:20, 16th Nov)

“Phil. You know when Dream- I mean I guess you don’t know. But Dream said earlier that there was no traitor, Phil. He said ‘hey do you know what, there’s no traitor’ he said to me. And do you know what? He fucking lied! He lied! Phil, it’s Technoblade, Phil, it’s Technoblade.” - (Wilbur’s smithereens: 1:17:40, 16th Nov)

“We won. We won. It’s over, chat, it’s over.” - (Wilbur’s smithereens: 1:18:18, 16th Nov)

“There was a traitor. I don’t know what Dream was talking about, there was a traitor. It’s me and Techno. And now the server is going to go into ruin, thanks to us.” - (Wilbur’s smithereens: 1:18:36, 16th Nov)

“Dream knew what he was doing. Dream knew what he was doing. Plan B had to happen, he knew that, he knew Plan B had to happen.” - (Wilbur’s smithereens: 1:18:46, 16th Nov)

“I’m so proud.” - (Wilbur’s smithereens: 1:18:58, 16th Nov)

“This is the perfect way it could’ve gone down! There’s no L’Manberg won, there’s no Pogtopia won, I won. Me and Technoblade won.” - (Wilbur’s smithereens: 1:19:13, 16th Nov)

“This server’s built on blowing up and burning, how are they shocked? How is anyone shocked at this?” - (Wilbur’s smithereens: 1:19:58, 16th Nov)

“It’s my finished symphony. I’ve finished. My great finished symphony.” - (Wilbur’s smithereens: 1:20:05, 16th Nov)

“This couldn’t have gone any better.” - (Wilbur’s smithereens: 1:21:25, 16th Nov)

“I’ve won. We’ve won, me and Technoblade. GG. GG.” - (Wilbur’s smithereens: 1:21:42, 16th Nov)

“Tubbo! You are president of a crater! Enjoy.” - (Wilbur’s smithereens: 1:22:29, 16th Nov)

“I’m not Ghostbur.” - (Tommy’s The Dream SMP Finale: 1:27:41, 20th Jan) --

“Tommy, I’m very impressed.” - (Tommy’s The Dream SMP Finale: 1:27:46, 20th Jan)

“Hello. Have you missed me?” - (Tommy’s The Dream SMP Finale: 1:27:51, 20th Jan)

“You know, from day one, you wouldn’t have been able to get it passed me that you’d be able to successfully, peacefully, stop Dream, you know?” - (Tommy’s The Dream SMP Finale: 1:27:59, 20th Jan)

“Remember when we started L’Manberg, I was pretty sure that was, you know. You are a pretty short-tempted, short-fused kind of an aggressive guy, Tommy. I’m surprised you managed to get this far without killing him, you know?” - (Tommy’s The Dream SMP Finale: 1:28:07, 20th Jan)

“How are you here?” (Tommy)

“I honestly don’t know. Basically, I felt the plane between my world and your world getting smaller, you know. And now I’m [able to reach].” (Alivebur)

- (Tommy’s The Dream SMP Finale: 1:28:22, 20th Jan)

“Honestly, thank you for taking me away from that Schlatt fellow. Jesus christ, I’ve been stuck with him for three bloody months in that fucking–” - (Tommy’s The Dream SMP Finale: 1:28:31, 20th Jan)

“I don’t know. I don’t know where that crazy son of a bitch has gone.” - (Tommy’s The Dream SMP Finale: 1:28:41, 20th Jan)

“I just, dude, I just wanted to say, I was very ready to see you here soon. You know, it seemed like a space was growing for you in the afterlife. It felt like, you know, it felt like your presence was slowly entering the afterlife. But here we are, and you’re still alive. You never seem to die, do you?” - (Tommy’s The Dream SMP Finale: 1:28:48, 20th Jan)

“I’m proud.” - (Tommy’s The Dream SMP Finale: 1:29:18, 20th Jan)

“Do you wanna be alive again?” (Tubbo)

“Oh, hell no. No. God, oh god.” (Alivebur)

- (Tommy’s The Dream SMP Finale: 1:29:22, 20th Jan)

“I was just entering this world just to ask, you know, how did you manage to get, you know, the discs back and stuff without killing Dream? How are you alive, both of you?” - (Tommy’s The Dream SMP Finale: 1:29:27, 20th Jan)

“Tommy, you– You can never quite take things as they come, can you? You always gotta ask questions, man. Just, just. Come on, come on, let’s see a smile. Let’s see a smile, Tommy. Come on. Come on, cheer up. Look, you win. Come on. Why you gotta look so sad about everything all the time, man? Turn that frown upside down.” - (Tommy’s The Dream SMP Finale: 1:29:54, 20th Jan)

“What did you do? How did you get the discs back, man? I must be here for a reason. I felt- It felt like- You know, I got separated from the afterlife, and now I’ve got this moment to talk with you. I wanna know what happened.” - (Tommy’s The Dream SMP Finale: 1:31:29, 20th Jan)

“We can bring you back.” (Tommy)

“W– What?” (Alivebur)

- (Tommy’s The Dream SMP Finale: 1:31:46, 20th Jan)

“The reason why Dream isn’t dead now, off his own server, banned, is because we can bring you back.” (Tommy)

“Y– W– I– But I– I– I don’t- I don’t wanna- I- I don’t.” (Alivebur)

- (Tommy’s The Dream SMP Finale: 1:31:53, 20th Jan)

“Are you sure?” (Tubbo)

“W– You made a– You… You made a– The one person on the server who is– I… You want– Let me get it straight. So you managed to get the discs by… Wait, so the reason Dream’s not dead is because you want me back alive?” (Alivebur)

- (Tommy’s The Dream SMP Finale: 1:32:09, 20th Jan)

“Yeah.” (Tommy)

*Loud bang*

“Ohhhhhhh my god…! I was so free! I was liberated and now you’ve come and–” (Alivebur)

- (Tommy’s The Dream SMP Finale: 1:32:30, 20th Jan)

“He’s– He’s gonna– Tommy, he’s gonna bring Schlatt back as well.” - (Tommy’s The Dream SMP Finale: 1:32:53, 20th Jan)

“I, honestly, I didn’t really know the guy very well. He just kinda beat me in the election, didn’t he?” - (Tommy’s The Dream SMP Finale: 1:33:19, 20th Jan)

“No he’s bloody not! He’s drinking whiskey and smoking all the time!” - (Tommy’s The Dream SMP Finale: 1:33:26, 20th Jan)

“Guys, I– What the fuck have you done?! What have you done?! The one thing I wanted was to stay fucking dead!” - (Tommy’s The Dream SMP Finale: 1:33:30, 20th Jan)

“You’re gonna kill Casper the Friendly Ghost! What the–” - (Tommy’s The Dream SMP Finale: 1:33:46, 20th Jan)

“You are a ridiculous child! This server– You are a ridiculous child! Oh my god [basically inaudible arguing between Tommy and Alivebur]” - (Tommy’s The Dream SMP Finale: 1:33:56, 20th Jan)

“Oh! Let’s start L’Manberg, oh! How is L’Manberg, how is L’Manberg by the way?” - (Tubbo’s Getting The Disks Back: 1:40:30, 20th Jan)

“I’m proud of you, Tommy. I’m proud of you.” (Alivebur)

“See you soon, Wilbur.” (Tommy)

“See you soon.” (Alivebur)

- (Tommy’s The Dream SMP Finale: 1:34:31, 20th Jan)

“Till the universe ends, right, till the universe ends? It’s got a couple more eons, right? ... I’m seeing about eight more eons.” - (Tommy’s am i dead?: 7:52, 4th March)

“It felt like six hours but...” - (Tommy’s am i dead?: 7:52, 4th March)

“I think Schlatt’s been asleep for about three months now.” - (Tommy’s am i dead?: 9:11, 4th March)

“I’m really happy you’re here, man. I felt this place growing for you in here, right? And you know why I’m glad, Tommy, you know why I’m glad? Because me and you were never good for that server. We just weren’t. Like, you can look at the whole history of the server, and it all falls in our laps, the problems, right.” - (Tommy’s am i dead?: 9:35, 4th March)

“Think about it, everything that’s gone wrong, is down to us, it lies at our footsteps.” - (Tommy’s am i dead?: 9:59, 4th March)

“Here’s the thing, I genuinely think, if it weren’t for me and you dying right, the server would be in shambles. I know for a fact that if I come back, or if I’m brought back to life in some way it’s definitely gonna just go [shit again]” - (Tommy’s am i dead?: 10:10, 4th March)

“I know what I’m like, that’s the issue.” - (Tommy’s am i dead?: 10:29, 4th March)

*laughs* “I’m having a great time, I don’t know about you.” - (Tommy’s am i dead?: 10:37, 4th March)

“Oh. Hello again.” - (Tommy’s Breaking Into Prison To Kill Dream: 52:11, 29th Apr)

“Is this... Is this real?” - (Tommy’s Breaking Into Prison To Kill Dream: 52:22, 29th Apr)

“I- I feel so numb, I feel... Who- Wh- Are you- Who the fuck- Who the fuck is this- Who the fuck’s, Friend?” - (Tommy’s Breaking Into Prison To Kill Dream: 52:28, 29th Apr)

“I’m sor- I’ve obviously- No, no, no, no. I’ve obviously missed a beat here. I’ve missed a beat. What’s happening? Why am I here?” - (Tommy’s Breaking Into Prison To Kill Dream: 52:54, 29th Apr)

“Ohh, fuck! Did I- Did I do that? Oo, that’s not a good look, is it? That’s not a good look for me.” - (Tommy’s Breaking Into Prison To Kill Dream: 53:06, 29th Apr)

“Ohhh. Ohh, no. Oh I really did a number on this place, huh? Oh ho, ho, ho boy! Oh dear! Oh no! I really did a number here.” - (Tommy’s Breaking Into Prison To Kill Dream: 53:23, 29th Apr)

“Tubbo! Tubbo! My man! You’ve been running this place? How are you? You are not dressed like a president, man, I thought I gave you a suit! What’s up with this?” - (Tommy’s Breaking Into Prison To Kill Dream: 53:42, 29th Apr)

“Fuck! I’m alive! Tommy, I’m alive!” - (Tommy’s Breaking Into Prison To Kill Dream: 54:00, 29th Apr)

“I have spent thirteen and a half years, in the fucking-!” - (Tommy’s Breaking Into Prison To Kill Dream: 54:05, 29th Apr)

“I can- I can feel...” - (Tommy’s Breaking Into Prison To Kill Dream: 54:23, 29th Apr)

“Ohhh. Ohhh, Tommy. Ohh, Tommy. Tommy, this is bliss!” - (Tommy’s Breaking Into Prison To Kill Dream: 54:32, 29th Apr)

“Oh my god the sunrise. Where’s the sun- I need to watch the sun rise. Oh! Tommy, I’ve waited so fucking long. Tommy, I have been waiting over a decade, in near darkness. This is my sunrise. This is my sunrise. This is mine! This is mine, Tubbo!” - (Tommy’s Breaking Into Prison To Kill Dream: 54:43, 29th Apr)

“Tommy, I- Tommy, I don’t know if you remember- … Tommy, I don’t if you- Do you remember when you came to visit me briefly? That was lovely, by the way. I cherished that day you came to visit me, TommyInnit. I cherished that. Remember when we played competitive solitaire for like three months! It was brilliant! I wish you’d dropped in longer.” - (Tommy’s Breaking Into Prison To Kill Dream: 55:29, 29th Apr)

“Tommy, it was the worst time of my fucking life, Tommy. Tommy, I don’t know if you know-” - (Tommy’s Breaking Into Prison To Kill Dream: 55:53, 29th Apr)

“Oh, Ghostbur. I know him. I know Ghostbur, Tommy. Tommy, look at me, I know Ghostbur, I know him.” - (Tommy’s Breaking Into Prison To Kill Dream: 56:06, 29th Apr)

“Tommy, when you died what did you see, when you were hanging out with me? When we played solitaire, what did you see? What did we did we get up to? Where were you? Where were you? Describe the area. What was it like?” - (Tommy’s Breaking Into Prison To Kill Dream: 56:17, 29th Apr)

“I guess everyone has their own personal limbo. Okay. Tommy, I don’t know if you remember me telling you this, it was quite a few years ago for me now. But my personal limbo was a train platform, Tommy. It was a train platform. No matter where I look, no matter where I went, just concrete walls all around, and a tube with a track running straight along.” - (Tommy’s Breaking Into Prison To Kill Dream: 56:33, 29th Apr)

“It doesn’t matter what I did, Tommy. I could claw on the walls, I could bash on the doors, I could scream for help- I screamed until my lungs were sore, till my voice was hoarse. And nothing ever changes, nothing ever comes, nothing ever helps you, Tommy.” - (Tommy’s Breaking Into Prison To Kill Dream: 57:00, 29th Apr)

“And then you arrive, you arrive, and it was great! And then you left. You got on a train and you left.” - (Tommy’s Breaking Into Prison To Kill Dream: 57:12, 29th Apr)

“And, Tommy, the last thing I saw, was a train pulling in, and there were two people on that train. And there were two people on that train. One man, a desaturated me, came rolling into town, came rolling into my limbo - he’s in my limbo. He came rolling in, his face was steaming with tears. They looked like they were burning him? I don’t know.” - (Tommy’s Breaking Into Prison To Kill Dream: 57:22, 29th Apr)

“But you know who else was on that train, who was conducting the train, who let me out, Tommy? It was Dream, it was Dream.” - (Tommy’s Breaking Into Prison To Kill Dream: 57:50, 29th Apr)

“My hero! My fucking hero, Dream, saved me from that hell!” - (Tommy’s Breaking Into Prison To Kill Dream: 58:00, 29th Apr)

“Tommy, I thought I wanted to die. All those- That decade and and a half ago, I thought I wanted to die. I thought I wanted to die, but now I’ve seen what hell is, now I’ve seen the other side!” - (Tommy’s Breaking Into Prison To Kill Dream: 58:05, 29th Apr)

“Tommy, I’ve been given a new lease on life. There’s so much I need to do, Tommy. There’s so much I’ve gotta do. There’s so much! Tubbo, are you coming, and Ranboo...?” - (Tommy’s Breaking Into Prison To Kill Dream: 58:16, 29th Apr)

“I know so much about you, Ranboo. I’ve- I’ve- I- It feels like I have all the memories coming back to me, all the, all the things Ghostbur knew. I- I-” - (Tommy’s Breaking Into Prison To Kill Dream: 58:28, 29th Apr)

“He had a sewer, he had a sewer. Right here. He loved that sewer, he loved that sewer! And then, and then...” - (Tommy’s Breaking Into Prison To Kill Dream: 58:39, 29th Apr)

“Are you trying to- Are you trying to make me- Tommy, are you trying to make me- You remember that time in the cave? Are you trying- Are you trying do- Are you trying to make me feel like I did back then, in Pogtopia? Are you trying to- Are you trying to make me feel as bad as I did back then? ‘Cause it’s not gonna work!” - (Tommy’s Breaking Into Prison To Kill Dream: 59:06, 29th Apr)

“I have this lease on life, and by god, if life’s a fucking horse, I’m gonna ride it, Tommy! I’m sor- I’ve gotta go. I’ve got things to do, I’ve got things to plan. I’ll see you soon, alright? I’ll see you next time. Alright, bye guys! Bye, bye!” - (Tommy’s Breaking Into Prison To Kill Dream: 59:24, 29th Apr)

"Why is it grey, why is it grey? I wanna say stress. Maybe stabbed through the heart. Maybe it's a part of the ghost, oooo, remember the ghost? Ooo, spooky ghost, spooky ghost. Remember, remember the ghost? I remember too. I remember too. Tommy, all my memories are coming back." - (Wilbur's resurrected gentleman of L'manburg: 5:27, 5th May)

"I know this this isn't your sheep anymore, Tommy. Tommy, this is my sheep. This is my sheep, Tommy. If we go by, you know, order of succession, you know, inheritance, this is technically my sheep, you know." - (Wilbur's resurrected gentleman of L'manburg: 5:50, 5th May)

"Well, I'm probably a little bit cooler than that guy, you know." - (Wilbur's resurrected gentleman of L'manburg: 6:12, 5th May)

"Uh, no, I'd say, I'd say for the purposes of possessions, I'm the same as Ghostbur." - (Wilbur's resurrected gentleman of L'manburg: 6:22, 5th May)

"Why? He's gonna come with us. And? It's a sheep, Tommy. Who cares about- No, I'm just saying who cares about a sheep, man, it's just a sheep. Just, come. What, it's just a sheep, my man. Just walk with the sheep." - (Wilbur's resurrected gentleman of L'manburg: 7:00, 5th May)

"So, Tommy, here's the thing, right, I've had a think. I've had a think, I've made some plans, I've debated with myself about what I should do, and I've made my decision what I need to do. Tommy, I- um- I'm sorry." - (Wilbur's resurrected gentleman of L'manburg: 7:42, 5th May)

"No, no, no, sorry, ignore the lore sword. I'm- Uh- Aww, I'm not good at this, man. I need to make some apologies. I told you I needed to have a think. And I don't think an apology will ever sum up what I did here, I mean, look at this mess." - (Wilbur's resurrected gentleman of L'manburg: 8:00, 5th May)

"But like I think, I think I do need to um. I need to apologise to some people, you know, I've gotta make amends. I've gotta make amends, and I promise that's true." - (Wilbur's resurrected gentleman of L'manburg: 8:27, 5th May)

"I know- Look at me, look at me in the eyes. I know it's hard to believe when you look at me, that I... you know- I've turned over a new leaf, I've turned over a new leaf, you know. I'm feeling good! I'm feeling really, really... well. In the head, in the body. I feel limber." - (Wilbur's resurrected gentleman of L'manburg: 8:38, 5th May)

"Well, I, I'm in my forties now, Tommy. I mean, I'm- Uh. I counted the years, man. How old are you now, what, you must be like, what, twenty, thirty? You're in your twenties, thirties now? How old are you? I mean it's been a long time. It's been thirteen years." - (Wilbur's resurrected gentleman of L'manburg: 9:00, 5th May)

"I know this may be a bit ominous, Tommy, and I'm sorry if it's a little bit morbid, could- Look, I'm just saying, Tommy, could I, could I see my grave? Tommy, could I see my grave?" - (Wilbur's resurrected gentleman of L'manburg: 10:10, 5th May)

"Look, I know it's a bit macabre, but I, I, I would like to see. You know, I wanna see- I wanna see what- You know there's that kinda morbid fascination of what would people say about you when you're dead, you know? You ever heard that?" - (Wilbur's resurrected gentleman of L'manburg: 10:33, 5th May)

"That's fucking sick, that's so sick, man. You're saying my grave is the city? They made the city my grave that's badass, dude. … You just said it was this. … Well, I mean, yeah, I didn't want a grave. I was hoping I'd go there and it was just be full of requiems and obituaries of horrible I was, and how much I was hated." - (Wilbur's resurrected gentleman of L'manburg: 10:51, 5th May)

"Here's the thing, Tommy. I, I, I, I know I was bad, and I know I can redeem myself, but like, you know, there's a little bit of fun in being bad, you know, we've spoken about this." - (Wilbur's resurrected gentleman of L'manburg: 11:31, 5th May)

"I'm not, I'm not. I don't think I'm cocky, I don't think I'm cocky, at all." - (Wilbur's resurrected gentleman of L'manburg: 11:52, 5th May)

"Oh, so are- you have aged? You're like what? Twenty? Thirty?" - (Wilbur's resurrected gentleman of L'manburg: 12:01, 5th May)

"I remember the prison, because I've got- I remember some of what Ghostbur remembers." - (Wilbur's resurrected gentleman of L'manburg: 12:21, 5th May)

"I wanna apologise to Skeppy. You know, I wanna say sorry to Skeppy if Skeppy has got some problems with me." - (Wilbur's resurrected gentleman of L'manburg: 12:45, 5th May)

"No, I need to apologise, man. It's important that I..." - (Wilbur's resurrected gentleman of L'manburg: 12:59, 5th May)

"Skeppy, I wanted to say sorry. … For the wrongs I've caused you." - (Wilbur's resurrected gentleman of L'manburg: 13:33, 5th May)

"Dude, he just skepped, he just skepped- Tommy, he just skepped all over Friend there. He just skepped all over our friend, man." - (Wilbur's resurrected gentleman of L'manburg: 15:15, 5th May)

"See, I, I- I've always seen myself as a bit of an iconoclast. So I don't think I'll be getting involved in the whole deity section." - (Wilbur's resurrected gentleman of L'manburg: 16:16, 5th May)

"How is Karl? How is Karl? He was my enemy for a while, is he still a bad guy. It's been over a decade now? … Oh, I hope he's okay. I need to apologise to him." - (Wilbur's resurrected gentleman of L'manburg: 17:00, 5th May)

"I see you've abandoned my no armour policy since I've been gone." - (Wilbur's resurrected gentleman of L'manburg: 19:31, 5th May)

"I've seen the prison, man. I mean- Look, Tommy, I get that you've had, I get that you've had you're little strifes, man. But like, I just, I don't, I don't care, is all. I've seen it all. You've had your little strife- This isn't the first, right, Tommy." - (Wilbur's resurrected gentleman of L'manburg: 20:08, 5th May)

"Tommy, do you remember when you got sent into exile? Yeah. I remember. I was there, Tommy, I was there. I was there. I was in the cage of that little ghost's fucking head. Every single step you and me took-" - (Wilbur's resurrected gentleman of L'manburg: 20:23, 5th May)

"Look at me, Tommy. Look me in the eyes. Every single step me and you took, I was there, I was there. I had no control of what was happening, I have no idea what was being said. But, Tommy, I'll tell you what, if I was there, and if it wasn't that stupid shell of a ghost instead of me, I would have struck down Dream right where he stood. We would have disembowelled him, we would have disembowelled him together. Together." - (Wilbur's resurrected gentleman of L'manburg: 20:42, 5th May)

"Tommy, I'm not, I'm not- I wasn't blind, I saw what he was doing to you, Tommy. I saw. I saw what he was doing to Tubbo. I saw what he did to me." - (Wilbur's resurrected gentleman of L'manburg: 21:08, 5th May)

"But you know what, Tommy? I wasn't there. I wasn't there, was I? We had Ghostbur, Ghostbur was there instead, right. And you know what the issue is, after seeing Ghostbur interact with Dream, I realised that no, Dream is not the enemy. Dream is not the enemy." - (Wilbur's resurrected gentleman of L'manburg: 21:23, 5th May)

"This world was not supposed to be inhabited by a people of this calibre. Dream is the hero, Dream needs to be let out of here. Dream's not in prison for being a horrible person, Dream's in prison because he dared to try and stop you all. He dared to try and stop you all from gaining all this power. Because the minute I was gone, there was a vacuum. There was opening. And everyone just seeked to get in there, and Dream was the only stood up to them and told them not to." - (Wilbur's resurrected gentleman of L'manburg: 21:40, 5th May)

"Dream was the only that held my seat for me. He kept it warm, he kept my throne warm, and you guys didn't like that, so you threw him in prison. And if Dream died instead of me, I would be in there right now." - (Wilbur's resurrected gentleman of L'manburg: 22:07, 5th May)

"So, Tommy, you should thank that I wasn't alive to attack Dream when we got exiled. You should glad we had little passive Ghostbur, because now Dream's in there, and I'm out here, baby. And I wanna stretch my legs, let's go for a walk." - (Wilbur's resurrected gentleman of L'manburg: 22:19, 5th May)

"Jack, I came here for one simple reason, Jack. One simple reason. Jack, it's super simple! Jack, I'm sorry. I'm sorry I didn't grant freedom and liberty to Manifoldland, and I'm sorry I led you into war that you didn't have faith in, I'm sorry that I denied you access to the election, and I'm sorry you were just kinda left behind the whole time. I'm sorry. And I'm especially sorry for of course blowing up your house and your world." - (Wilbur's resurrected gentleman of L'manburg: 22:59, 5th May)

"Hm. Yes. I am. Yep. I am. And I- You don't have to forgive me, you don't have to accept my apology, I will- I will, em- I'll go, uh, but yeah." - (Wilbur's resurrected gentleman of L'manburg: 23:33, 5th May)

"Tommy, I made an oath of not lying now that I'm alive again. So, I'm gonna come clean to you with the truth. Uh, one thing, I didn't actually really care about L'Manberg, I just cared about, you know, sticking it to the man. Actually, I cared about L'Manberg for the sole reason that I could use it to stick it to the man." - (Wilbur's resurrected gentleman of L'manburg: 24:18, 5th May)

"L'Manberg was a tool, it was a great tool. It worked. You know? It divided so many people man." - (Wilbur's resurrected gentleman of L'manburg: 24:43, 5th May)

"Listen, Tommy, Tommy, and in my oath of not lying, I'm gonna tell you now, Tommy, I'm sorry for a couple things, to each of these people, right, on the server. I'm sorry to a lot of them, except for Phil. I have nothing to apologise to Phil for, Phil has done nothing wrong." - (Wilbur's resurrected gentleman of L'manburg: 24:50, 5th May)

"But, for the rest of them, for the rest of them, I'm sorry for a lot of things. But, but, Tommy, that doesn't mean I'm not gonna try it again." - (Wilbur's resurrected gentleman of L'manburg: 25:04, 5th May)

"Look, I- Okay, I said it wrong. Look, I did care about- I did care about L'Manberg, but I cared about it for- You would call it the wrong reasons, but I, I- Just don't think about it, don't think about it too hard. Look, L'Manberg's gone now, we've got that, you know- That, that wart on my side is gone, you know. I salute it, I salute it, you know, it was a great- It was a great place." - (Wilbur's resurrected gentleman of L'manburg: 25:18, 5th May)

"Look, Tommy, I'm gonna reiterate for you once more because I don't think you quite understood, and that's okay, you know, you don't need to understand everything. I did care about L'Manberg. I did, I did. A rose by any other name would still smell as sweet, Tommy. L'Manberg would have been as loved by me had it been called Bimbum and was built in the middle of the desert." - (Wilbur's resurrected gentleman of L'manburg: 26:05, 5th May)

"The actual location, and the actual things it was, it were, were not important to me. It's the thing it stood for. Which was freedom, liberty, and sticking it to the man, Tommy!" - (Wilbur's resurrected gentleman of L'manburg: 26:26, 5th May)

"Yeah, and the business would have thrived in Bimbum. Tommy, look at me, I'm a genius! I can make it thrive anywhere, Tommy!" - (Wilbur's resurrected gentleman of L'manburg: 27:15, 5th May)

"We were a family, Tommy. We were..." - (Wilbur's resurrected gentleman of L'manburg: 27:26, 5th May)

"But you know what, you just, you just didn't- I guess you didn't have the balls to follow along with me. When I pressed the button, you were always against-" - (Wilbur's resurrected gentleman of L'manburg: 27:30, 5th May)

"We're leaving it behind, Tommy. It's in the past. We're friends now, we're friends. We're friends." - (Wilbur's resurrected gentleman of L'manburg: 27:38, 5th May)

"You're following me for quite a while for someone who doesn't care." - (Wilbur's resurrected gentleman of L'manburg: 27:49, 5th May)

"He seems- I remember him as a good guy. Ghostbur really liked this guy. I have this memory." - (Wilbur's resurrected gentleman of L'manburg: 27:59, 5th May)

"Tommy, I've said this before, I have no issue with anyone on the server. I am deeply apologetic." - (Wilbur's resurrected gentleman of L'manburg: 28:47, 5th May)

"Everyone I seem to meet has this deep intrisnic feeling of disgust towards me. Jack Manifold seemed to be quite nice to me, but I reckon he, I could feel it, you know, in his stare. But like, you don't have that. I can tell you're a good guy." - (Wilbur's resurrected gentleman of L'manburg: 30:24, 5th May)

"Tommy's very suspicious of me because of who I was, you know? Who I was, but it's uh. Look, I'm apologetic, I'm genuinely I, I feel very bad for everything that I did, and I shan't do something similar to that again." - (Wilbur's resurrected gentleman of L'manburg: 30:55, 5th May)

"So, wait, so, Ranboo, you're saying that- Wait. Okay, so, so, so, so, okay, let's go and say- So, there must be someone bad on the server, right? There's gotta be a bad guy on the sever, right?" - (Wilbur's resurrected gentleman of L'manburg: 33:42, 5th May)

"Ranboo, what do you stand for? … What people, what people? You can't just stand for people! People are good and bad." - (Wilbur's resurrected gentleman of L'manburg: 34:33, 5th May)

"Everyone. Everyone. Everyone. Everyone but Dream, everyone but the one bad guy everyone's supposed to hate." - (Wilbur's resurrected gentleman of L'manburg: 35:11, 5th May)

"Ranboo, are you a schmoozer? … A schmoozer, are you schmoozing everyone? Are you greasing everyone up?" - (Wilbur's resurrected gentleman of L'manburg: 35:38, 5th May)

"Tommy, has he ever gone against anything you've ever said?" - (Wilbur's resurrected gentleman of L'manburg: 35:47, 5th May)

"Ranboo, I- I'm sorry, man, I wish I hadn't picked your brain now, I-" - (Wilbur's resurrected gentleman of L'manburg: 36:06, 5th May)

"I thought I got on with everyone. I shouldn't be jumping to conclusions, I'm sorry. Wait, Ranboo, look me in the eyes, look me in the eyes, Ranboo. What's your philosophy, man?" - (Wilbur's resurrected gentleman of L'manburg: 36:24, 5th May)

"Well, that's all well and good in the perfect world. That's all well and good if everyone was fairies and dancing through fields and meadows. But, you know, there's been wars, Ranboo, there's been more wars since I've been dead than there was when I was alive, Ranboo, that's uh." - (Wilbur's resurrected gentleman of L'manburg: 36:54, 5th May)

"So you're saying you don't like me? So, you're saying that in the same way you don't like Dream, you're against me then?" - (Wilbur's resurrected gentleman of L'manburg: 37:18, 5th May)

"Okay, Ranboo, Ranboo, I wanna extend the olive branch again. Ranboo, I'm sorry, Ranboo. I'm sorry, again. I jump to these conclusions, I jump to these conclusions, and I shouldn't have." - (Wilbur's resurrected gentleman of L'manburg: 37:35, 5th May)

"Tommy, I don't know what you were talking about, that man doesn't stand for jack shit. He just follows, he's a follower, Tommy. You're not a follower, man. You stand up for yourself, you fight for you believe in." - (Wilbur's resurrected gentleman of L'manburg: 38:34, 5th May)

"I know I came off rude, and that was wrong of me. … I know I didn't mean it that way. But like, I was hoping to bond with the guy, I was hoping to bond with the guy, you know?" - (Wilbur's resurrected gentleman of L'manburg: 38:49, 5th May)

"Tommy, he felt like the polar opposite of me." - (Wilbur's resurrected gentleman of L'manburg: 39:07, 5th May)

"What you think I'm cocky, huh? You think I'm arrogant? What are you gonna do, what are you gonna do about it? What are you gonna do about it? … You wanna fight...?" - (Wilbur's resurrected gentleman of L'manburg: 39:34, 5th May)

"Okay let's fight. Let's fight." - (Wilbur's resurrected gentleman of L'manburg: 40:04, 5th May)

"Then it got repaired." (Tommy)

"Oh, if only they could have done that for L'Manberg, ay?" (Alivebur)

- (Wilbur's resurrected gentleman of L'manburg: 40:45, 5th May)

"Look at me. No matter what happens, no matter what goes down, today, tomorrow, next week, the week after, the week after next, the fact that I'm alive means that anything that happens along this line, I've won. I've already won. I won when I pressed that button. You could spar me as many times as you want for your own personal victories, but in the grand scheme of things I've already won. And I think, from your silence, you already know that." - (Wilbur's resurrected gentleman of L'manburg: 41:59, 5th May)

"Tommy, I found- Tommy, there was a backlog of letters left for me by Philza. I'm caught up on quite a few going downs. Some things you can't know about actually. … You'll find out, you'll find out. You stick with me, man, just stick with me, just stick with the winning side. Stick with the side who stands for something, stick with the side who believes in something. And we'll, we'll find it out." - (Wilbur's resurrected gentleman of L'manburg: 42:57, 5th May)

"I'm excited to meet Phil. I, I hope he-" - (Wilbur's resurrected gentleman of L'manburg: 44:10, 5th May)

"Look, Tommy, I'm not trying to be an arsehole. I know I was an arsehole to Ranboo, but that was just kind of- Like, I genuinely, if I had known from the start what he was like, I would have been much, much gentler. But the problem was my understanding was completely thrown on its head, and I acted irrationally, you know?" - (Wilbur's resurrected gentleman of L'manburg: 44:20, 5th May)

"I'm trying to make amends. Tommy, I'm trying to make amends. I'm genuinely trying to make amends. … I know and I wish to apologise again to Ranboo." - (Wilbur's resurrected gentleman of L'manburg: 44:38, 5th May)

"Okay, I won't, I won't, I won't make amends anymore. As long as Ranboo knows that if I'd known the way he stands philosophically, I wouldn't have brought it up, you know?" - (Wilbur's resurrected gentleman of L'manburg: 44:53, 5th May)

"Oh my god, I remember this! I remember this place, I have memories here! This where the sheep- Friend- This is where they found- where Ghostbur found Friend! I, I remember him finding him here!" - (Wilbur's resurrected gentleman of L'manburg: 45:44, 5th May)

"I thought he had infinite canon lives." - (Wilbur's resurrected gentleman of L'manburg: 46:00, 5th May)

"Holy shit. Phil, this is amazing- Did you build this, Phil? … Phil, what the hell, why didn't we have you during L'Manberg time?! This is brilliant!" - (Wilbur's resurrected gentleman of L'manburg: 46:12, 5th May)

"Oh, I remember this. I remember this, I have memories here. Wait, Tommy, you have a room, right? Yeah, yeah, yeah, yeah, right down here. Wait, no, where is it? There was a room, there was a room, Tommy had a room." - (Wilbur's resurrected gentleman of L'manburg: 47:21, 5th May)

"I, I've been reading some of your old letters. They were very nice, I've been enjoying them a lot." - (Wilbur's resurrected gentleman of L'manburg: 48:24, 5th May)

"I wasn't expecting you to have your shit together like this, man. Honestly, I thought, I thought you just came onto kill me." - (Wilbur's resurrected gentleman of L'manburg: 48:34, 5th May)

"I mean thank you for that by the way. No, no, no, seriously, thank you for that. No, no, no, I know you probably still feel guilty about it. I wanna tell you, no, genuinely thank you." - (Wilbur's resurrected gentleman of L'manburg: 48:44, 5th May)

"Because, because, if you hadn't done that, I would have ended up living in the- I would have been exiled with TommyInnit, and then I would have gotten angry at Dream 'cause Dream can't go around hurting Tommy like that. I would have gotten angry at Dream and I would have tried to fight Dream. Which I now see would have been a silly move because Dream's my hero, Dream's amazing! So like, I would have ended up fighting Dream, and then, I would have been the one in prison and not Dream." - (Wilbur's resurrected gentleman of L'manburg: 48:52, 5th May)

"So, really, it accidentally by a twist of fate-" - (Wilbur's resurrected gentleman of L'manburg: 49:17, 5th May)

"Well, yes, but I wouldn't have stood for Dream's shit. Whilst Tubbo did stand for it, you know, but that's fair enough, I don't hold it against him." - (Wilbur's resurrected gentleman of L'manburg: 49:27, 5th May)

"But let's assume that I did breakdown and blow up L'Manberg, right. So going from then onwards, you killing me actually was the best route for history's sake because now I'm here and Dream's in there!" - (Wilbur's resurrected gentleman of L'manburg: 49:40, 5th May)

"Okay, and Ranboo managed to not get exiled with you? … That's pretty uh- … Ah, so you got thrown under the bus. Did he not stand up for you? Did he not offer to go with you? … Okay, okay. I'm sure I'll get on with him." - (Wilbur's resurrected gentleman of L'manburg: 50:02, 5th May)

"Phil, I- … Phil, I've made an agreement with myself that I wouldn't lie now that I've been brought back to life, because the thing is, Phil, I wasn't that big of a liar in the first place but just y- Try- Imagine you're at summer camp, Phil! Imagine you're away at summer camp, and you're having the worst shit time of your life but your parents are paying good money for it right. And your parents ask you, 'hey, how are you doing at summer camp?', I'm not gonna write back, 'Oh yeah, it's fine, the counsellor’s just burnt down the group house, but we're having a great time!'. You know, no, I'm gonna tell you it's going great, I'm gonna tell you it's marvellous. I did it to save your feelings, Phil, and I'm... I'm sorry I forgot to write, and that's why you ended up coming down, but, like it's not- It wasn't spite, it wasn't spite, I promise." - (Wilbur's resurrected gentleman of L'manburg: 50:37, 5th May)

"I, I'm not lying anymore. That's a thing. Old Wilbur did a lot of lying, Tommy, old Wilbur did a lot of lying." - (Wilbur's resurrected gentleman of L'manburg: 51:25, 5th May)

"Look, Phil, I'm- I just think, I just think, you know, that's the- That's the truth, man, that's the truth." - (Wilbur's resurrected gentleman of L'manburg: 51:32, 5th May)

"New Wilbur is great, I promise you. Look me in the eyes, I'm great, Phil." - (Wilbur's resurrected gentleman of L'manburg: 51:42, 5th May)

"I had thirteen years, I had thirteen years in complete solitude, Phil. Mostly complete solitude. In a dim room. No, no, Phil, it's like method acting. I've- I- I- I- I- Honestly, if you'd got me out of there about six years into it, man, you would have not liked to see me then. I was, I was not in a good state six years ago. But now, man, now, thirteen years later? It's like I came full circle, I'm a new man, I'm a fresh face. Isn't that right, Tommy?" - (Wilbur's resurrected gentleman of L'manburg: 52:07, 5th May)

"Tommy's right, no, no, Phil, Tommy's right. Phil, Tommy's right, Phil, Tommy's right. Tommy's only known me for a few hours now. I mean I disappeared after coming back to life, 'cause- I've made some plans, I've made some plans. Which, don't worry, you'll be hearing about them first, Phil. I'm getting you in, I'm getting you in on the ground floor, right. And you Tommy, and you Tommy, of course. But like, you've gotta understand- They're not ready yet, the plans aren't ready yet. But, Phil, you've gotta understand, man, that Tommy has only known me for a few hours. And I met Ranboo, and we had a- I was a dick. I was a dick." - (Wilbur's resurrected gentleman of L'manburg: 52:58, 5th May)

"He basically is the complete opposite of me, and I guess I've gotta learn to, you know, coincide with the yins and yangs of the world. You know, a bird can't fly with two left wings, Phil, you know, you gotta have a right wing sometimes. You gotta balance everything out, and you know, maybe, maybe Ranboo's gonna make this bird fly. Maybe Ranboo's the reason there's so much peace now. I guess that's just for me to find out over time." - (Wilbur's resurrected gentleman of L'manburg: 53:30, 5th May)

"Tommy, I'm feeling- The air in my lungs, the cold sting of a winter's frost in my lungs. I feel alive, Tommy, I feel alive. I feel great." - (Wilbur's resurrected gentleman of L'manburg: 54:51, 5th May)

"I'm ready for this new chapter, this new page. Do you trust me? Do you believe that I'm about to turn over a new leaf, Tommy? … You believe I'm about to turn over a new leaf, even if that does involve changing a few things." - (Wilbur's resurrected gentleman of L'manburg: 55:01, 5th May)

"Oh, ignore the, ignore the bandage on my arm. I need to change the bandage soon. Also, weird question, can I have shower somewhere? I, I have been in this trench coat for over a decade now and I just, I need to have a wash." - (Wilbur's resurrected gentleman of L'manburg: 55:30, 5th May)

"I've got a big plan for the future, right." - (Wilbur's resurrected gentleman of L'manburg: 56:55, 5th May)

"Tommy, listen to me, man. I don't fear death, I don't fear death, Tommy." - (Wilbur's resurrected gentleman of L'manburg: 57:23, 5th May)

"Tommy, you're missing the sunrise." - (Wilbur's resurrected gentleman of L'manburg: 58:20, 5th May)

"He's a good kid, he's a good kid." - (Wilbur's resurrected gentleman of L'manburg: 59:37, 5th May)

"I'll be back in the saddle soon. I mean it's only a matter of time. I mean I've done it once, I'll do it again. I can- I can rebuild, I can rebuild." - (Wilbur's resurrected gentleman of L'manburg: 59:40, 5th May)

"Why does everyone like that Ranboo guy? Wh- I don't understand. I don't get it. And I'm done apologising." - (Wilbur's resurrected gentleman of L'manburg: 1:00:00, 5th May)

"I need to ask, I need to ask how I was revived. But when I was revived, when Dream picked me up from the station. It's just amazing, man, when he saved me from that hellhole. The first thing I ever saw, the first thing I saw upon arrival was a chest. I briefly read it, but I wanna check it again." - (Wilbur's resurrected gentleman of L'manburg: 1:01:30, 5th May)

"Quackity... My, my old rival! My... my kinsman. We've been through a lot, we went through a lot together. And I- And I-" - (Wilbur's resurrected gentleman of L'manburg: 1:02:11, 5th May)

"Power isn't won through diplomacy. Power isn't won through waiting patiently. Floating courthouses in the sky. Blah, blah, blah. It's won through blades, swords, iron. And I was right all along." - (Wilbur's resurrected gentleman of L'manburg: 1:02:48, 5th May)

“I’m in L’Manberg, I’m in L’Manberg. Or what was L’Manberg before I, you know, um, you know.” – (Wilbur’s A Deck of Cards with a Green Smile on them: 4:47, 31st May)

“Hello, my man.” – (Wilbur’s A Deck of Cards with a Green Smile on them: 5:35, 31st May)

“Oh, I am, I’m in my forties I think.” – (Wilbur’s A Deck of Cards with a Green Smile on them: 5:39, 31st May)

“You lose track of time in the void, Tommy. You lose track of time, man.” – (Wilbur’s A Deck of Cards with a Green Smile on them: 5:43, 31st May)

“It’s blood. It’s blood. It’s a bandage. … ‘Cause I got hurt, man! … No. It was a sharp problem, I think, but not necessarily-” – (Wilbur’s A Deck of Cards with a Green Smile on them: 6:34, 31st May)

“No? Okay. Sorry. Serious moment. I’m just- I’m happy to be alive, man, I’m happy to be alive with my favourite stoner.” – (Wilbur’s A Deck of Cards with a Green Smile on them: 7:55, 31st May)

“Tommy, I’m impressed, man. I, honestly- Can I be honest with you, Tommy? I, um. Look, I’ve gotta be honest with you, man, like, like, Wilbur he makes some mistakes sometimes, Tommy. He makes mistakes. And I, I may have forgotten asking you to get the stone.” – (Wilbur’s A Deck of Cards with a Green Smile on them: 9:28, 31st May)

“Look, I know about TNT, my man. And this is the work of TNT. … Because who’s leaving- Okay, for a start, okay, half slabs are more resistant to TNT blasts than the rest of the material that Purpled’s base was being made out of. Hence why there are a mere seven floating half slabs. The detonation was done from the centre to the north and south of the build by the looks of things, and left the half slabs untouched due to the fact of their higher TNT resistance.” – (Wilbur’s A Deck of Cards with a Green Smile on them: 12:16, 31st May)

“This is TNT! Someone, someone is a copycat! Someone’s been copying me, Tommy.” – (Wilbur’s A Deck of Cards with a Green Smile on them: 12:43, 31st May)

“Okay. Okay. We like it, we like it. I like it, I like it.” – (Wilbur’s A Deck of Cards with a Green Smile on them: 12:58, 31st May)

“My destructive bounds. My destructiveness knows no bounds. Tommy, my destructiveness knows no bounds. Tommy, my destructiveness knows no bounds. Someone’s gotta stop me, someone’s gotta stop me, Tommy.” – (Wilbur’s A Deck of Cards with a Green Smile on them: 13:05, 31st May)

“Let me read you the book, let me read you the book. ‘My dearest friend, Wilbur’. Uh. And then there’s just some other stuff.” – (Wilbur’s A Deck of Cards with a Green Smile on them: 14:53, 31st May)

“It says: ‘My dearest friend, Wilbur. I’ve really missed seeing you. Come to Project Nevadas. Your best friend, Quackity.’ He’s not my best friend, Tommy, don’t worry, that would be you.” – (Wilbur’s A Deck of Cards with a Green Smile on them: 16:28, 31st May)

“The thing is with this book, Tommy, is that it’s, it’s a… It’s a call from an old friend, who I haven’t seen in a long, long time. And I, you know, I feel like when we left off, we left off on a I assume a bad impression.” – (Wilbur’s A Deck of Cards with a Green Smile on them: 17:52, 31st May)

“Every person we seem to have spoken to, aside from say, I don’t know… Jack Manifold. Every person aside from Jack Manifold, has taken a bit of a disliking to me. Oh and Phil, Phil was lovely too. And you actually. Come to think of it, the three people I care about most, Jack Manifold, you, and Phil, have been the nicest to me, you know. That might be a coincidence, who knows.” – (Wilbur’s A Deck of Cards with a Green Smile on them: 19:24, 31st May)

“Please, Sir, please, sir, take this. [Throws Linda] It’s too fancy for me.” – (Wilbur’s A Deck of Cards with a Green Smile on them: 21:13, 31st May)

“No, no, no, oh no, god forbid, god for- I can eat, I can feel. Hit me, pinch me, pinch me. Ah! See? I’m tangible.” – (Wilbur’s A Deck of Cards with a Green Smile on them: 21:58, 31st May)

“I’ll tell you what, it’s nice to see you out of that stupid Vice President shirt. You know, I never thought you fit for that Vice President thing anyway. I think this is, this is far- What are you, what are you like the, are you like the concierge of this area, are you like the cleaner?” – (Wilbur’s A Deck of Cards with a Green Smile on them: 22:44, 31st May)

“Quackity, I’m impressed. I’m floored. I didn’t think you’d have it in you, man. I’ve been wandering- Quackity, I’ve been wandering for so long, pretty much just around the server, and I didn’t stumble upon this once. I didn’t stumble upon this once.” – (Wilbur’s A Deck of Cards with a Green Smile on them: 23:29, 31st May)

“If I, I, I, I, if I’d known that there was gonna be a place that I could align myself to as quickly as this, I would have done it sooner.” – (Wilbur’s A Deck of Cards with a Green Smile on them: 23:44, 31st May)

“So that’s the invitation to work alongside you, I assume. I, I, I accept. I accept. I’d love to come in.” – (Wilbur’s A Deck of Cards with a Green Smile on them: 24:00, 31st May)

“No, you’ve got it all wrong, you’ve got it all wrong, man. Like, like, okay, maybe, maybe I was unpredictable in the past, you know, but I’ve turned over a new leaf, Quackity. I don’t lie anymore, I don’t, you know, I don’t deceive, I don’t, I know nothing about TNT anymore. I’ve forgotten everything I knew about TNT, it’s ridiculous.” – (Wilbur’s A Deck of Cards with a Green Smile on them: 24:45, 31st May)

“Quackity, I, I don’t know what you mean about my unpredictability, man. But like, listen to me, look at me, look at me. I am, I am your, I am your servant, Quackity. Look, Quackity, look me at me, look me in the eyes, look me in the eyes, I am your servant. I am at your service. I have run countries, I have, I’ve won elections, I’ve done everything that you will need in a leadership role, Quackity. Even not in leadership, I can be, I can be, you know, assistant to the President. Just, I- This is- Quackity, this is everything I dreamt of, a solid marble and quartz…” – (Wilbur’s A Deck of Cards with a Green Smile on them: 25:24, 31st May)

“Quackity, you’re making a mistake, man. You should- You need to let me in, you need to let me be a part of this.” – (Wilbur’s A Deck of Cards with a Green Smile on them: 26:03, 31st May)

“Will, this is so cool!” (Tommy)

“Tommy, shut up! I mean, Tommy, come over here. Tommy, come over here, come over here, man. It’s cool, it’s cool, it’s cool. Sorry, I, I-” (Alivebur)

– (Wilbur’s A Deck of Cards with a Green Smile on them: 26:08, 31st May)

“Quackity, Quackity, I’m, Quackity, listen, I need this.” – (Wilbur’s A Deck of Cards with a Green Smile on them: 26:17, 31st May)

“So, it’s spite, it’s spite, it’s spite because you lost the election, it’s spite because you lost the election, that’s what you’re saying-” – (Wilbur’s A Deck of Cards with a Green Smile on them: 26:43, 31st May)

“I’m- Well, look, look, okay. Okay. Okay, fine.” – (Wilbur’s A Deck of Cards with a Green Smile on them: 27:02, 31st May)

“Tommy, don’t listen. Tommy, don’t listen. Listen, listen, Big Q, Big Q, I, I, I love- Big Q, look, so, so, is this your land, Big Q, where I’m standing now? What about here, what about here, is this your land? Tommy, come with me. Tommy, at my side, please. Is this your land, Quackity? So what about past the sign, past the sign, here, is this your land? Okay, come with me, come with me, come with me, okay, no, I like this, I like this, it’s a fun game. Look, what about here, this edge of the sand right here, is this your land? Okay, oka- What about that green area? What about that green area? … So what’s this big blackstone pillar, what does this symbolise? What about this light green area? Is this your land?” – (Wilbur’s A Deck of Cards with a Green Smile on them: 27:43, 31st May)

“Tommy, Tommy, Tommy. Tommy, Tommy, Tommy, Tommy, look at me, this, this is paradise, Tommy. Big Q, do you own this?” – (Wilbur’s A Deck of Cards with a Green Smile on them: 29:03, 31st May)

“What are you trying to do, Big Q? Why are you being petty?” – (Wilbur’s A Deck of Cards with a Green Smile on them: 29:27, 31st May)

“You’re being petty. You’re being petty and I love it. I love it. I love it.” – (Wilbur’s A Deck of Cards with a Green Smile on them: 29:35, 31st May)

“Big Q, it’s been won- Thank you, I- It’s been lovely seeing your nation. It’s a brilliant nation, I would know, I would know, I’m a bit of a connoisseur of them. And, um, I just feel like, you know, what’s the point- you obviously like your money, Big Q, and you of anyone would know, what’s the point in capitalism without healthy competition?” – (Wilbur’s A Deck of Cards with a Green Smile on them: 30:26, 31st May)

“Come with me, Tommy, please. Stand by my side, by my side.” – (Wilbur’s A Deck of Cards with a Green Smile on them: 31:09, 31st May)

“Welcome, to our new headquarters, Tommy.” – (Wilbur’s A Deck of Cards with a Green Smile on them: 31:15, 31st May)

“Do I look like I’m joking? Quackity, it’s been an honour playing with you tonight.” – (Wilbur’s A Deck of Cards with a Green Smile on them: 31:23, 31st May)

“Am I infringing on you, Quackity? Are you scared? Are you scared of this?” – (Wilbur’s A Deck of Cards with a Green Smile on them: 31:44, 31st May)

“I have no- I have true- I have utter faith that Tommy will make the right decision. Tommy, you, chat with him.” – (Wilbur’s A Deck of Cards with a Green Smile on them: 33:25, 31st May)

“What are you doing? What are you doing to him?” – (Wilbur’s A Deck of Cards with a Green Smile on them: 37:50, 31st May)

“Okay, I’m coming. Where’s Quackity? Where’s Quackity? Where are you? Where is he? Where is he, Tommy? Where is he?” – (Wilbur’s A Deck of Cards with a Green Smile on them: 38:12, 31st May)

“It’s a penis of safety!” – (Wilbur’s A Deck of Cards with a Green Smile on them: 38:27, 31st May)

“Listen, Tommy, I heard what he was saying to you, man, and you don’t seriously believe that, do you? Like, like, man, Tommy, you… I’ll be honest with you, can I be honest with you for a second? I, I think you going with Quackity, you’ll have a job. You’ll have a job, right, you’ll be fine, you’ll, you know, you’ll be set for life. You’ll be a caterer.” – (Wilbur’s A Deck of Cards with a Green Smile on them: 38:56, 31st May)

“Look, Tommy, look at me, I’m, I’m not gonna stop you man, but… you’re… I’ll be honest with you, you’re all I’ve got.” – (Wilbur’s A Deck of Cards with a Green Smile on them: 39:39, 31st May)

“Oh, Jack Manifold’s fine, but he wouldn’t do this, he’s too busy with his hotel business and stuff, and uh- And you’ve got Philza. Philza is on the wrong end of a bad stick, as you could say. He’s taken up some ideas about authoritarianism that I just don’t agree with.” – (Wilbur’s A Deck of Cards with a Green Smile on them: 39:48, 31st May)

“Well, I just wanted to say, I wanted to say… Tommy, I don’t want to make a country. I’m past that, man. I wanna make a HQ. I wanna make a place where we can be safe for once. Tommy, it’s been so long since we’ve felt safe. And man, you deserve it. You’ve been through so much, you’ve done so much. Tommy, you’ve changed the world. And all you have to show for it is some scars and some trauma. Tommy, you deserve this safety and this sanctuary, and that’s what I wanna make with you, and you won’t get it over there. You won’t get it over there.” – (Wilbur’s A Deck of Cards with a Green Smile on them: 40:14, 31st May)

“You know what they say about casinos? It’s all lights, it’s all plastic, it’s all glitter, but there’s nothing of substance. You know what has substance, Tommy? Family. Blood. Please stay with me, Tommy. Stay on this side. Don’t go to him and his cushy catering job. It’s gonna be hard over here, man! You’re gonna have to do some stuff that isn’t fun, but it’s, it’s rewarding. Hedonism doesn’t get you everywhere, man.” – (Wilbur’s A Deck of Cards with a Green Smile on them: 40:49, 31st May)

“Tommy, you need to make your mind up now.” – (Wilbur’s A Deck of Cards with a Green Smile on them: 41:28, 31st May)

“Tommy, I love a challenge. Tommy, look at me, I’ve gotta be honest with you, man, I love a challenge. I, I, this is exciting. I’m excited.” – (Wilbur’s A Deck of Cards with a Green Smile on them: 41:34, 31st May)

“You’re forgetting one thing. Safety. There’s safety.” – (Wilbur’s A Deck of Cards with a Green Smile on them: 41:58, 31st May)

“Tommy. I need you to make your decision. Look, I, I’m not gonna hold you back. If you, if you pick, if you pick Las Nevadas, what am I gonna do, man, what am I gonna do? I’d never hurt you, I’d never want anything bad for you, Tommy. You can, you can, you can go with whatever you want, but just- Just know what you’ll be doing to me. That’s all I want to say, man. What are you thinking…?” – (Wilbur’s A Deck of Cards with a Green Smile on them: 42:12, 31st May)

“This can be a safe place for them.” – (Wilbur’s A Deck of Cards with a Green Smile on them: 43:21, 31st May)

“I think you’ve made the right choice. And, Tommy, it’s gonna- more than anything it’s gonna be fun.” – (Wilbur’s A Deck of Cards with a Green Smile on them: 43:40, 31st May)

“Well, well, well, yes. It’s a, it’s a, it’s a- A wall of safety is far more than a penis of safety, would you not agree?” – (Wilbur’s A Deck of Cards with a Green Smile on them: 43:53, 31st May)

“Tommy, if you want to make a penis, look at me, I know exactly where we can make a penis, and I know exactly how big we can make it. Are you thinking what I’m thinking? Get to work on a platform in the lake.” – (Wilbur’s A Deck of Cards with a Green Smile on them: 44:09, 31st May)

“I will be mean. Tommy, he challenged me. Did you him? Did see the look on his eyes? God it was cool! It was cool. I was about to say it was hot, but that would be wrong.” – (Wilbur’s A Deck of Cards with a Green Smile on them: 44:43, 31st May)

“Before we keep going, you don’t have a crush on Big Q, do you?” (Tommy)

“I have a complicated relationship with Big Q, but I don’t think it’s at that level yet.” (Alivebur)

– (Wilbur’s A Deck of Cards with a Green Smile on them: 44:55, 31st May)

“Look, Tommy, listen, Big Q’s gonna wish he never fucked with me.” – (Wilbur’s A Deck of Cards with a Green Smile on them: 45:06, 31st May)

“I…! Oh, big coming from Mr Casino Man.” – (Wilbur’s A Deck of Cards with a Green Smile on them: 45:57, 31st May)

“You used his hotel, the one thing Tommy’s tried to do was a failure. Tommy, look at me, the one thing you tried to do when I was gone, Tommy, was make that hotel and it failed, it failed. You’re in the right place, you’re in the right place, Tommy!” – (Wilbur’s A Deck of Cards with a Green Smile on them: 46:20, 31st May)

“Who ran against you! Who laughed as we were exiled! Who cheered as we were thrown out of our nation, that we built, WE BUILT!” – (Wilbur’s A Deck of Cards with a Green Smile on them: 46:39, 31st May)

“Remember the pit, Tommy? Remember what happened in the pit. Don’t. Don’t trust people who would have fought you in the pit.” – (Wilbur’s A Deck of Cards with a Green Smile on them: 46:59, 31st May)

“Fuck you, fuck you, fuck you. Don’t listen to him, Tommy. Don’t listen to him, Tommy. He’s as immature as I am. He’s, he’s um, he’s, I guess my, my yang. He’s the yang.” – (Wilbur’s A Deck of Cards with a Green Smile on them: 47:56, 31st May)

“We won, round one, round one, Tommy, round one, Tommy, we won. Look, come here, come here, we won, we won. Tommy, you’re not smiling. We won.” – (Wilbur’s A Deck of Cards with a Green Smile on them: 48:34, 31st May)

“Whoa, whoa, whoa, whoa, hey, hey, hey, don’t come near Tommy, don’t come near Tommy. I see you.” – (Wilbur’s A Deck of Cards with a Green Smile on them: 48:44, 31st May)

“I just don’t want him to hurt you, I just don’t want him to hurt you.” – (Wilbur’s A Deck of Cards with a Green Smile on them: 48:55, 31st May)

“I won’t do it again. He will though.” – (Wilbur’s A Deck of Cards with a Green Smile on them: 49:20, 31st May)

“Quackity, I wanna say, I wanna say to you, like, like from here on, as much as we may have our disagreements here, man, I- We’ve gotta leave Tommy outta this. Like, Tommy, I- I’m sorry if we came off a bit strong.” – (Wilbur’s A Deck of Cards with a Green Smile on them: 50:09, 31st May)

“No, I don’t think I wanna kiss him. It’s um…” – (Wilbur’s A Deck of Cards with a Green Smile on them: 50:29, 31st May)

“Aren’t you supposed to be engaged?” – (Wilbur’s A Deck of Cards with a Green Smile on them: 51:18, 31st May)

“No, no, no, no, look, look, okay. As we’re putting it behind us, Tommy, I’m- Tommy, I take back what I- I’m fine with you working here, and still being, you know. As long as you still hang out with me and don’t leave me on my own, I have no problem with you working here, man. … That’s what I’m saying, don’t feel pressured, it’s cool.” – (Wilbur’s A Deck of Cards with a Green Smile on them: 51:50, 31st May)

“I feel bad, I feel bad.” – (Wilbur’s A Deck of Cards with a Green Smile on them: 52:10, 31st May)

“Get out of the way. Stand back, stand back. I don’t- I’m not too, like, fond of this. … I’ll go first, Tommy.” – (Wilbur’s A Deck of Cards with a Green Smile on them: 53:56, 31st May)

“This would be such a good point to just jump off and just end it.” (Tommy)

“No, no! Tommy, Tommy, Tommy, get down. Tommy, get down off the railings. Tommy, get off the railings, man. I-” (Alivebur)

– (Wilbur’s A Deck of Cards with a Green Smile on them: 57:50, 31st May)

“Topographically, yeah. L’Manberg was gorgeous.” – (Wilbur’s A Deck of Cards with a Green Smile on them: 58:10, 31st May)

“Is there a three person chair? I don’t want Tommy to be, uh.” – (Wilbur’s A Deck of Cards with a Green Smile on them: 58:18, 31st May)

“You know what, Quackity? You know, I’ve said I’m not lying anymore, I’m done with lying, I, um. So- Um… I… It was, uh, it was in, um. I was swapped with Ghostbur. I was swapped with Ghostbur, they swapped me out.” – (Wilbur’s A Deck of Cards with a Green Smile on them: 58:48, 31st May)

“Tommy, I’ve got you, don’t worry. I’ve always got you.” – (Wilbur’s A Deck of Cards with a Green Smile on them: 59:19, 31st May)

“Quackity, I’ve, I’ve, I’ve, I’ll be honest you with you, I’ve lost everything, man. I, um. I’ve lost decades of my life. I’ve lost my- most of the people who cared about me. Some people don’t even know I’m back yet, and I, and I think that’s probably for the best. So I feel like that does humble a man. That really humbles a man, you know? Life is paved with the mistakes you make, and uh, it’s not about when you made the mistakes or what you did, it’s about how you can improve from them, you know? And that’s what um, I guess that’s what I’m trying to do.” – (Wilbur’s A Deck of Cards with a Green Smile on them: 1:00:52, 31st May)

“Uh, I saw Jack Manifold, I saw Phil, I saw this Ranboo guy, Tommy, obviously, and now you. I mean there’s lots of people who I wish I could see, like I wish I could just tell them like ‘I’m alive!’ and, and apologise, and also thank them.” – (Wilbur’s A Deck of Cards with a Green Smile on them: 1:01:38, 31st May)

[Mouthing: ‘Stay, stay, stay’] “Tommy, you can, you can join, I don’t mind, I’m totally cool with you joining here and being apart of the…” – (Wilbur’s A Deck of Cards with a Green Smile on them: 1:02:31, 31st May)

“Now, Tommy, that’s- are you implying Quackity doesn’t get things done?” – (Wilbur’s A Deck of Cards with a Green Smile on them: 1:02:54, 31st May)

“Okay, fine. It was Dream. Uh, Dream brought me back. He, he, uh. … Who cares about Ghostbur, man? Quackity, he brought me back. He took me- Basically Tommy brought my body, my form, into the, you know, the zone, the room. I don’t know how he got in there, but he brought that in and then he, poof! He resurrected me, and I- You know how I was saying how there are so many people I wanna thank and say sorry to, well Dream, he’s one of the people I wanna thank. He’s my hero, man. He’s my hero. He saved my life, and he gave me back my life.” – (Wilbur’s A Deck of Cards with a Green Smile on them: 1:04:16, 31st May)

“Weeks ago. I think Ghostbur’s been in there almost, almost… He must have been in there almost a year now. Oh, wait, well over a year, like two years, three years? Yeah. Every day’s a month, by the way, in limbo, Quackity. Hence why I look a bit older than I did before, but um. Yeah Ghostbur’s been in there about three years I think? I, I, you know, good job Ghostbur. I hope he’s not too lonely, on his own, for three years. He wasn’t a big fan of people, was he? He wasn’t a big fan of people, was he, Tommy? He was a very lonely, he didn’t like hanging-” – (Wilbur’s A Deck of Cards with a Green Smile on them: 1:05:06, 31st May)

“Look at me, Will, please.” (Tommy)

“Oh, sorry, yeah, yeah, yeah.” (Alivebur)

– (Wilbur’s A Deck of Cards with a Green Smile on them: 1:06:25, 31st May)

“How are you back then, Tommy? If you died?” (Alivebur)

“Dream killed me to prove a point.” (Tommy)

“Quackity, I need to find Dream.” (Alivebur)

– (Wilbur’s A Deck of Cards with a Green Smile on them: 1:06:38, 31st May)

“Quackity, it’s been wonderful, I, I’ve loved it, but I have work to do.” – (Wilbur’s A Deck of Cards with a Green Smile on them: 1:08:14, 31st May)

“Tommy, sprint with me. Sprint with me, Tommy. Oh, it’s frabulous day! Tommy, it’s frabulous day! Sing it with me! Frabulous day! I can meet Dream! I can meet Dream, I can thank him. In person! I don’t need to just- I don’t need to project.” – (Wilbur’s A Deck of Cards with a Green Smile on them: 1:08:51, 31st May)

“We are going to- I mean, you don’t have to come to the prison. But I’m going to the prison.” – (Wilbur’s A Deck of Cards with a Green Smile on them: 1:09:15, 31st May)

“Tommy…! Aw, Tommy, I’m a big boy, I’m a big boy, Tommy. I’ll be fine.” – (Wilbur’s A Deck of Cards with a Green Smile on them: 1:09:30, 31st May)

“Tommy, you’ve put your trust in me today.” – (Wilbur’s A Deck of Cards with a Green Smile on them: 1:09:38, 31st May)

“Tommy, you placed your trust in me today, I want you to listen, right. Listen, Tom- Listen, Tommy. Tommy, break that block…!” – (Wilbur’s A Deck of Cards with a Green Smile on them: 1:09:38, 31st May)

“Listen, Tommy. I didn’t want to spring things on you, right, because I’m really trying not to be a shit person to you, Tommy. Right. I’m really, I’m really trying. And it’s easy, it’s easy not to be a shit person to you, right. Because when you’ve got people like Quackity over there, who are just- You know, he said it best, I’m not gonna talk shit about him behind his back. But look, Tommy, you made the right choice in not joining him.” – (Wilbur’s A Deck of Cards with a Green Smile on them: 1:10:00, 31st May)

“In this book, he’s referring to the old Wilbur. He called the old me right, Tommy.” – (Wilbur’s A Deck of Cards with a Green Smile on them: 1:10:27, 31st May)

“Because I didn’t want to sway your decision…! If you want to go and work for him, that’s fine, Tommy, that’s absolutely fine, I, I don’t have it against you, man. But like, you gotta trust me, man. And when I tell you I wanna go and see Dream. ‘Cause I do. I want to see Dream, I want to thank him.” – (Wilbur’s A Deck of Cards with a Green Smile on them: 1:10:43, 31st May)

“You gotta understand man, this isn’t just for me! I mean it is, but it’s, it’s not a bad decision, man. I promise.” – (Wilbur’s A Deck of Cards with a Green Smile on them: 1:11:03, 31st May)

“I’m tying up loose ends, man. I’m tying up loose ends. And, and, and Dream, you yourself say that Dream is not- You don’t want me speaking to Dream again, right, so if I speak to him once, that loose end is tied, and I will have no reason to speak to him again.” – (Wilbur’s A Deck of Cards with a Green Smile on them: 1:11:22, 31st May)

“I know you do, man, I know, and I was with you, for a while, but you… Maybe the prison’s for his safety, you know.” – (Wilbur’s A Deck of Cards with a Green Smile on them: 1:11:40, 31st May)

“Listen, Tommy, you say you hate Dream so much, but you’re letting him sway these decisions, man.” – (Wilbur’s A Deck of Cards with a Green Smile on them: 1:11:50, 31st May)

“If you don’t want me to visit Dream, genuinely, I won’t. But like, you gotta let me, man. You gotta let me. This is like- Dying is a big thing, you would know that. To tie up that loose end is more than important, right.” – (Wilbur’s A Deck of Cards with a Green Smile on them: 1:11:54, 31st May)

“This is like, you know, this is like, think of it as a funeral. I’m saying goodbye.” – (Wilbur’s A Deck of Cards with a Green Smile on them: 1:12:14, 31st May)

“Tommy, all I’m saying is, you know, what could go wrong in a prison?” – (Wilbur’s A Deck of Cards with a Green Smile on them: 1:12:38, 31st May)

“And... my shower. My bath. For bathing! For bathing in.” [He says while in the bath] - (Wilbur’s Healthy Competition: 7:08, 25th July)

"Alright. I mean, I'm trying to move past that kinda stuff..." - (Wilbur's Healthy Competition: 7:21, 25th July)

"Listen, Phil, I met, I met Quackity. After you very kindly lent me your house. I went and met him. Yeah! I met up with him, and I hadn't seen him in ages. It was, I'm gonna say it, it was nice. It was a nice time. I- I- It felt good, it felt, uh, you know, he didn't, he didn't seem afraid of me, which is cool." - (Wilbur's Healthy Competition: 7:38, 25th July)

"Not many people do. I mean, Phil, you don't seem afraid of me, you're not afraid of me, are you, Phil?" - (Wilbur's Healthy Competition: 8:03, 25th July)

"Good, good. 'Cause I'm not afraid of you." - (Wilbur's Healthy Competition: 8:10, 25th July)

"Uh, listen, I met Quackity, and I hung out with him, and I came to one conclusion about him, and that is that, my god the prick's resourceful, innit he?" - (Wilbur's Healthy Competition: 8:13, 25th July)

"What has happened? What- You couldn't have told me, Quackity, the guy who made SWAG party... would be richest man- Jesus I wouldn't have believed you, I wouldn't have believed you for a second. But here we are, here we are." - (Wilbur's Healthy Competition: 8:32, 25th July)

"But look, Phil, I, I'm a bit of a propagator of the idea that, uh, capitalism shouldn't be left unchecked, you know, the free market, nah doesn't- maybe never really that free, you know?" - (Wilbur's Healthy Competition: 8:45, 25th July)

"I'm a bit into my interjection, the ol' government interjection me, right. But there is no government anymore, Phil, there's no government anymore, right, it's anarchy." - (Wilbur's Healthy Competition: 9:00, 25th July)

"As much as I may disagree with your views on anarchy, I must say it's pretty harmless. I, I, I can't, I can't hate you for it, I can't hate you for enjoying literally living in a peaceful little village in the snow. I mean, the server's never been this peaceful since, since all the countries and nations and cities and everything has gone." - (Wilbur's Healthy Competition: 9:17, 25th July)

"So, Phil, I came to you with one question, one question. Do you think Quackity should be allowed to be left unchecked? Do you think he should be allowed to grow- Oh, you've answered already. I agree with you, Phil, I also don't think Quackity should be allowed to be left unchecked." - (Wilbur's Healthy Competition: 9:34, 25th July)

"Technoblade spent his entire time taking down the establishment, what he's left is, as predicted, a power vacuum, for a new establishment to come in, and this new establishment- is- Awww- It feels pretty unethical, Phil, gambling, gambling, you a fan of gambling? Server's like 50% children, Phil. You think they should be gambling?" - (Wilbur's Healthy Competition: 9:55, 25th July)

"Gambling literally ruins people's lives, man." (Phil)

"True! True! And you know what, he's getting away with it, he's getting away with it." (Alivebur)

- (Wilbur's Healthy Competition: 10:27, 25th July)

"Phil, I have a proposition for you, I'm glad you're on my side and I'm glad you agree with me on this, Phil. Phil, I wanna make a burger van." - (Wilbur's Healthy Competition: 10:33, 25th July)

"Look, okay. Look, I know you heard burger van and you walked away, like, I get it, it's a little bit of déjà vu, right, it's little bit of the ol' hot dog van, innit it?" - (Wilbur's Healthy Competition: 11:33, 25th July)

"But the difference is, Phil, the difference is this burger van isn't gonna sell drugs. We're against toxic money making schemes now." - (Wilbur's Healthy Competition: 11:43, 25th July)

"Genuinely, genuinely selling burgers." - (Wilbur's Healthy Competition: 11:52, 25th July)

"But you need to understand, Phil, I need, I need help. I need someone to help me. Because I'm not doing this for any reason outside of, I have an aspiration, a goal in life, to be a culinary expert. I want to be a chef now, Phil." - (Wilbur's Healthy Competition: 12:20, 25th July)

"I'm done with being a president, being a government, being an authority. I want to be burger man! I wanna sell burgers. That's my calling, that's been my calling all along. There's no ulterior motive behind this plan. I've got the real estate, I've got the knowhow, and I've got the hutzpah. Phil, are you in?" - (Wilbur's Healthy Competition: 12:38, 25th July)

"He's harmless now, he's harmless now, give him, give him a burger van though, I don't know, he might spatula me, Phil. Could you imagine me, look at me, imagine me with a spatula through my skull." - (Wilbur's Healthy Competition: 14:32, 25th July)

"Look, Phil, I trust you, man. I mean, I've trusted you this much. I'll trust you with- I'll trust you that he's fine and that he can help me. But! If he's shit, you've gotta come help me, okay? If he's shit, you burger boy with me, okay?" - (Wilbur's Healthy Competition: 15:20, 25th July)

"Why is he treating me like a kid? Why's he treating me like a little baby?" - (Wilbur's Healthy Competition: 16:09, 25th July)

"Oh god! Oh god, I wasn't built for this!" - (Wilbur's Healthy Competition: 16:23, 25th July)

"Okay, I know we haven't really got off on- we haven't got off on the best of terms from the first time we met, I know we had that argument, but uh. I like, you know, I like to think, you know, let bygones be bygones, let's bury the hatchet. Let's be- Ranboo, I'm gonna go out on a whim here. Do, do you wanna be friends?" - (Wilbur's Healthy Competition: 18:07, 25th July)

"My proposition for you, Ranboo, was, was- I have a dream of being a culinary chef. I've done a lot of things, on this server, you know. President. Terrorist. Dead. I feel like the next progression is chef." - (Wilbur's Healthy Competition: 19:44, 25th July)

"You know the saying, all musicians wanna be comedians, and all dead terrorist presidents wanna be chefs." - (Wilbur's Healthy Competition: 19:13, 25th July)

"So I decided I'm gonna be a chef, I'm gonna be a chef, for no other reason than I like cooking." - (Wilbur's Healthy Competition: 19:52, 25th July)

"I've got the real estate. I've gotta a great location, it's gonna be bustling with people eventually. There's gonna people coming and going, hungry people too! There gonna be coming in and out and in and out. And we'll be here, and we'll get the money, Ranboo, we'll get the money." - (Wilbur's Healthy Competition: 20:22, 25th July)

"So he didn't like it? He didn't like you setting up the cookie stand?" - (Wilbur's Healthy Competition: 21:33, 25th July)

"Okay. Okay. No, no, no, that's good. That's fine, that's fine, you know? Because we're, Ranboo, we're not gonna annoy Quackity. We can't annoy him, we can't annoy him." - (Wilbur's Healthy Competition: 21:44, 25th July)

"I've got the real estate, he's given me the area, and we're gonna be making a competing business." - (Wilbur's Healthy Competition: 22:00, 25th July)

"So what I want to do is make competition so that when Las Nevadas fully opens up and you know, you can go gambling and stuff, I wanna make it so that people have options. They don't just have to eat at Las Nevadas like, like grills. They can, if they want, come to our grill, you know?" - (Wilbur's Healthy Competition: 22:35, 25th July)

"And the difference is that we'll make our grill better than theirs. And then we'll make lots of money, and Quackity will be left to, you know, maybe have to make a deal with us, maybe have to be, maybe have to be our friend." - (Wilbur's Healthy Competition: 22:59, 25th July)

"I have the land, we can keep it small, we can keep it, you know, honest. There is no reason for us to go further out than we need to be, you know, because we've go the location." - (Wilbur's Healthy Competition: 23:18, 25th July)

"I don't know if they actually needed me, but I was there." (Ranboo)

"I know that feel." (Alivebur)

- (Wilbur's Healthy Competition: 25:15, 25th July)

"Sounds like you've set yourself up for a bit of a stressful life with this." - (Wilbur's Healthy Competition: 26:23, 25th July)

"It looks like crap, it looks like crap, Ranboo, don't bother. It looks awful." - (Wilbur's Healthy Competition: 27:58, 25th July)

"I guarantee those signs will stay there because they don't care about the customer. They only care about looking cool and [mocking sounds], and 'look we've got a restaurant'. No, you don't. No, you don't." - (Wilbur's Healthy Competition: 29:00, 25th July)

"I've been trying to think of a name for it. I'm thinking about paradise." - (Wilbur's Healthy Competition: 29:42, 25th July)

"Blue? I'm not a big fan of blue." - (Wilbur's Healthy Competition: 31:02, 25th July)

"See, I like Tubbo, man. He's, he's strong-headed. He doesn't let people push him around, you know? You could learn a lot from him, man." - (Wilbur's Healthy Competition: 32:57, 25th July)

"Look, I'm not, I'm not, I'm not coming at you here like judging you. I- I'm not one to talk about conflict, man." - (Wilbur's Healthy Competition: 33:27, 25th July)

"Why? Why? … No, no, no, no, no, not the, not the bit about the, not the bit about the right foot, the why don't you think I'm a bad person?" - (Wilbur's Healthy Competition: 35:13, 25th July)

"Cool, uh. That's nice. Thank you. Uh, I think I needed to hear that." - (Wilbur's Healthy Competition: 36:12, 25th July)

"Can I, Can I be real with you? Sorry, Ranboo, you really got me with that, fucking hell." - (Wilbur's Healthy Competition: 36:24, 25th July)

"Can I be real with you, man? I think I scare people." - (Wilbur's Healthy Competition: 36:30, 25th July)

"I mean, like I, I, I, I don't think I, I- I think a lot of people share your idea, but they share your idea in trying to- trying to keep me from hurting them, you know? Like they've seen what I can do, and they don't want me to do it again, so they adopt your emotion in order to do it." - (Wilbur's Healthy Competition: 36:46, 25th July)

"Do you know all it took- Do you know I demolished Jack Manifold's house, twice. I brutally ignored him during the war of L'Man- He fought for my country, and I ignored him. I didn't look at him, I didn't give him so much as a medal, I didn't give so much as a rank. I gave him the lowest rank on the cabinet. And do you what it took, do you know what it took for him to forgive me? A sorry." - (Wilbur's Healthy Competition: 37:10, 25th July)

"And I know, I've spoken to Tommy about Jack Manifold, and Jack Manifold who's not the sort of person to forgive someone like that with a sorry. Imagine if Dream said sorry to Jack Manifold, what's Dream done to Jack Manifold, huh? Barely anything." - (Wilbur's Healthy Competition: 37:40, 25th July)

"I imagine if Dream said sorry to Jack Manifold, Jack Manifold would ignore him. Do you know why? Because Dream's in prison and I'm not!" - (Wilbur's Healthy Competition: 37:57, 25th July)

"Dream is- He's had his comeuppance, and I have not! My comeuppance was apparently not good enough for this people. They're just waiting, they're waiting for the next thing for me to slip up on, and, Ranboo, I'm not gonna fucking slip up, Ranboo. I'm different." - (Wilbur's Healthy Competition: 38:07, 25th July)

"I'm not Dream. God I wish I was! Sometimes, I wish, I wish I'd gotten that comeuppance, but, Ranboo, I'm not Dream, and I'm not gonna be Dream." - (Wilbur's Healthy Competition: 38:22, 25th July)

"I'm living in eternal limbo, again. I've been through limbo, I'm out of limbo, and socially, I'm still in this limbo." - (Wilbur's Healthy Competition: 38:36, 25th July)

"And, man, Ranboo, hearing you say those words that you said to me. Do you remember what you said? You said, 'I think people can change', that was number one. And number two, you said you're scared if people don't like you." - (Wilbur's Healthy Competition: 38:45, 25th July)

"I've been investing into the wrong areas, Ranboo. I've been investing into the wrong, wrong people. We're kindred, man. We get each other." - (Wilbur's Healthy Competition: 39:13, 25th July)

"We may have so much different, but you know what the one thing we've got in common, our strongest point, and you mustn't take offence to this. Neuroticism." - (Wilbur's Healthy Competition: 39:26, 25th July)

"Me and you are just as neurotic as each other, just as nervous. But the thing is, it's not our downfall, you know. Anxiety isn't necessarily, you know, an evil trait to have. Anxiety is what kept our ancestors alive, Ranboo. You, me, your parents, whoever they may be, my parents. Do you know how they're alive? Because they were anxious. They didn't let another thing kill them, they didn't let another thing take them down. Our ancestors, the cavemen in the words, or caveendermen, I guess. They were anxious when they heard the lion roar, the were anxious when they heard the wolf howl. And you know what they did? They got inside and they hid. And that's why we're here today." - (Wilbur's Healthy Competition: 39:37, 25th July)

"Ranboo, me and you are neurotic, and that's why we're alive right now, talking to each other and doing this." - (Wilbur's Healthy Competition: 40:25, 25th July)

"Sorry. I know that- That's probably- That may have come across very- I'm really sorry. I meant- Um. I'll go get you some more red." - (Wilbur's Healthy Competition: 40:38, 25th July)

"I think, I think you might be a bit braver than me, in showing your true colours. I feel like with you, Ranboo, I never have to be guessing your next move, I never have to be guessing your hand, you know? I feel like life dealt us the same cards, and the difference is that you build your trust by showing people your cards, while I keep them close to my chest. And I feel like that might be the big difference." - (Wilbur's Healthy Competition: 41:22, 25th July)

"Look, I'm gonna stop psychoanalysing you." - (Wilbur's Healthy Competition: 41:47, 25th July)

"Ranboo, how do you feel about thievery? … I'm going to steal Las Nevadas's cows to cook into our burgers. And I'm not going to rebreed them. I am going to simply kill them." - (Wilbur's Healthy Competition: 41:52, 25th July)

"Are you gonna steal all of them?" (Ranboo)

"Nah. Just enough that it's annoying, you know?" (Alivebur)

- (Wilbur's Healthy Competition: 42:14, 25th July)

"So, Las Nevadas, Snowchester... I thought- Techno and Phil told me they were successful- Well, just Phil, I haven't spoken to Techno since it happened. But like, Phil told me that they were successful and that there's no more nations anymore, and that it's anarchy. " - (Wilbur's Healthy Competition: 45:50, 25th July)

"This has been chill, this has been good. I feel like we're good business partners." - (Wilbur's Healthy Competition: 51:14, 25th July)

"I'm excited to show Tommy. What's you opinion on Tommy?"

"Oh he's great, Tommy's awesome."

"I agree, I agree."

- (Wilbur's Healthy Competition: 51:17, 25th July)

"This is really important. This could be a make or break." - (Wilbur's Healthy Competition: 53:54, 25th July)

"You'll be co-creator. I won't be CEO, you know, we'll both be vice chairman of Wíburger Corporation from Ranvan." - (Wilbur's Healthy Competition: 54:13, 25th July)

"Ranboo, I want you to smash the windows." (Alivebur)

"Smash the windows? Like how, how do you want me to do it?" (Ranboo)

"Take this."

"'Kay"

"Hold it in your hand"

"Okay."

"Now break the windows."

"Okay."

"More. Do more."

"A little bit more? Okay."

"No, not a little bit. A lot more, a lot more."

"A lot more? Just- Like a little bit?"

"Mhm. Mhm."

- (Wilbur’s Healthy Competition: 54:30, 25th July)

"Oo, you sure, you sure about that one?" (Ranboo)

"Come here." (Alivebur)

"O- Okay."

"You trust me, right?"

"...Yeah."

"Detonate that. It’s only in the corner. Just to prove we’re not fucking around, you know?”

"I mean, it's just in the corner, right?"

"Yep."

"And then, it'll- it'll drop all the blocks."

"Yep."

"We can like put that somewhere."

"We'll just put it in a chest next to it."

"Okay."

- (Wilbur’s Healthy Competition: 55:05, 25th July)

"It's only in the corner. Just to prove we're not fucking around." - (Wilbur's Healthy Competition: 55:22, 25th July)

"I'll fill in, I'll fill in. Just, you've passed the test, good job, man. You go back to the van, you go back to the van. I'll be with you soon, I'll be with you soon. Ranboo, Ranboo, I'm proud of you, man. You've taken side, you've proven that you can choose a side... and I'm proud of you, man. You've got something to work for, you've got something to work towards." - (Wilbur's Healthy Competition: 55:57, 25th July)

"I love that guy. I love that guy." - (Wilbur's Healthy Competition: 57:52, 25th July)

"Yeah, it's great. I personally am a big, big fan of the song. Not just 'cause I wrote, I know, you know they say, you know they always say you are your own worst critic. But, I mean, I, I think it's good." - (Wilbur's A Year Later: 8:07, 3rd Aug)

"So it's obviously based on Hallelujah right? But the thing is, the thing is, Ranboo, right, is that the reason we did it is because Tommy used to sing Hallelujah to the plants." - (Wilbur's A Year Later: 8:46, 3rd Aug)

"He used to plant the stuff around the caravan and then to make it grow better, he used to- To make it grow better, my man Tommy- … So, my man Tommy, used to sing to the plants to make them grow better. Uh, and that was the song he used to sing." - (Wilbur's A Year Later: 9:14, 3rd Aug)

"So I thought, what a way to honour Tommy, you know, one of the most loyal members of our fair nation, than by naming the song after him, you know? And singing it based on his little, his little muse, you know?" - (Wilbur's A Year Later: 9:47, 3rd Aug)

"Tommy's all of our muse I'd say." - (Wilbur's A Year Later: 10:02, 3rd Aug)

"Anyway, I'm excited, let's go to L'Manberg. Or to what was L'Man- It's just a big glass thing now, isn't it?" - (Wilbur's A Year Later: 10:56, 3rd Aug)

"I- Ah- It's kinda- I'm not a fan. It's kinda rude to L'Manberg's history, you know? It's called L'Manberg. It's called L'Manberg. Not Manberg, not L'Crater, or whatever. L'Manhole... I don't care. It's now, L'Manberg. It's always L'Manberg. It's just how it goes." - (Wilbur's A Year Later: 11:06, 3rd Aug)

"Ohh! It's got the flag, man! Can we go down and see the flag?! Come on, come on, come on! Fuck, get me down there, get me down there. Shit, I'm struggling to climb! I'm like a lemming. I don't care, I'm just gonna jump!" - (Wilbur's A Year Later: 11:49, 3rd Aug)

"See, this is, this is what it deserved. Not that glass bullshit, you know? This is what it needed. It needed this like, this like beautiful overgrown, like- It feels like, it feels like, it feels like, you know, it happened now, you know? It doesn't just feel like, it doesn't just feel like, 'oh yeah it's a monument'. It feels like- This is- You know, nature's claimed it back and this is the world." - (Wilbur's A Year Later: 12:14, 3rd Aug)

"It's weird seeing you here." (Tubbo)

"Wha- What, in L'Manberg? That seems like the most normal place to see me, right?" (Alivebur)

- (Wilbur's A Year Later: 13:57, 3rd Aug)

"Dude, it's- I don't even know what to say to you, man. It's like looking into a little mirror. Look, you're even wearing my suit still." - (Wilbur's A Year Later: 14:08, 3rd Aug)

"Holy crap, I saw you briefly, man, when I was resurrected. I remember you super, super briefly. But this is the first time we've actually gotten to speak. Okay, I will admit, I was a little bit overwhelmed during that whole thing, you know, it was a bit, it was a bit, you know, I was running across the glass- which thank god its gone, like Jesus, like, this is far more apt." - (Wilbur's A Year Later: 14:45, 3rd Aug)

"I'm sorry I wasn't, you know, entirely on the same page. But, man, I promise you, I've calmed down, you know, I'm all, I'm all settled in. I understand, you know, what's changed, what hasn't, who's new, who's old, you know, who's still about, you know, who... Who, uh... uh... Who trusts me and stuff." - (Wilbur's A Year Later: 15:04, 3rd Aug)

"I'll be honest with you, it's not a pretty one, uh, I kind of left a bit of a ripple. If I was a rock dropped in a lake, I'm a pretty big rock. Which, I can't say I'm not too- You know, I'm not flattered, I mean, I am flattered, but I'm not, I'm not too, you know, upset about. I quite like that, I quite like being a big ripple." - (Wilbur's A Year Later: 15:31, 3rd Aug)

"Super simply, man. I just want to say I- I want to say I'm sorry. For one thing mainly, uh, I've been thinking about this for y- Literal years, literal years I've been thinking about this. Uh, I'm sorry for, uh, I'm sorry for making you president specifically before blowing it up. And I'm sorry for when I did this and blew all this up and making this hole, I'm sorry that I, uh, I said you were the president of a crater. I just want to say that I'm sorry, I'm really, really sorry." - (Wilbur's A Year Later: 15:56, 3rd Aug)

"Well, yeah, I know Dream. Yeah. I love him, I love Dream. Dream's like probably my favourite- Sorry, Ranboo, I mean, you know, no contest here, but, I mean, Dream's probably my, my favourite person. He saved me, he brought me back to life. " - (Wilbur's A Year Later: 17:37, 3rd Aug)

"Wait and that's- Hold on. Why would, why would Techno and Phil do this? Why would Techno and Phil want to blow up L'Manberg? Didn't they live here? I mean, I don't know about Techno but-" - (Wilbur's A Year Later: 18:18, 3rd Aug)

"And it was just Techno and Phil?" (Alivebur)

"Yes..." (Tubbo)

- (Wilbur's A Year Later: 18:39, 3rd Aug)

"Sorry, that's kinda... hit me. Not, not the blowing up part, I mean, I've done that. You know, I'm not, I'm not shaken up about that. The thing I'm shaken up about, man, is that, you rebuilt this. After I'd gone." - (Wilbur's A Year Later: 18:48, 3rd Aug)

"Oh yeah the fucking ghost- Who car- You rebuilt this!" - (Wilbur's A Year Later: 19:03, 3rd Aug)

"Fuck a grave. I was so pressed about not having a grave. Screw a grave. I built something that you... that you love, that you wanted to preserve, that's- Tubbo, that's worth more to me than a grave, that's worth more to me than this shrine, that's worth more-" - (Wilbur's A Year Later: 19:09, 3rd Aug)

"Tubbo, this is probably the best gift I've ever been given. Just this knowledge, that you actually cared enough to rebuild this community after it fell." - (Wilbur's A Year Later: 19:26, 3rd Aug)

"You feel lost without, without a nation. I guess that's where anarchy fails." - (Wilbur's A Year Later: 19:51, 3rd Aug)

"Tubbo. I have... a little thing going. It's not big, it's nothing much yet! You know, it's just- It's not a big deal! You know? It's, uh, it's a little burger van at the moment, but I've got big plans, big plans for it. Uh, Tubbo, it's called Paradise. Would you like to come join me, in Paradise, literally?" - (Wilbur's A Year Later: 20:00, 3rd Aug)

"But you- I thought you forgave me, I thought it was, you know-" - (Wilbur's A Year Later: 20:40, 3rd Aug)

"Okay. Tubbo, I've literally- I was dead for thirteen years. I know it wasn't long for you, I know it was only a couple months for you, but, thirteen years, Tubbo. Thirteen years of my life. I aged! Look at me, I'm not the same young man you knew!" - (Wilbur's A Year Later: 20:52, 3rd Aug)

"I've, I've been through it. And in those thirteen years, Tubbo, I wasn't just sat twiddling my thumbs just going 'Oo this is nice, oh, I'm in darkness right now'. You know, I was, I was thinking." - (Wilbur's A Year Later: 21:10, 3rd Aug)

"I relived that explosion in my head so many times man. And, and, and I- I get that you don't, you don't trust me, I do, but like, man, look at me, bro, I'm not gonna do it again. I'm not gonna- I'm not gonna hurt you again." - (Wilbur's A Year Later: 21:21, 3rd Aug)

"I know you had that- at the festival, with Technoblade. I never spoke to you properly about this. I- I could have saved you." - (Wilbur's A Year Later: 21:41, 3rd Aug)

"Tubbo, I'm- I'm reaching out to you here, man, I'm on my knees, bro. Like, I- I'm sorry, I'm really, really sorry. And I literally, your forgiveness means so much to me, but it doesn't, it doesn't give up what I did to you, and it doesn't give up how I failed you as a friend... you know, as a, I mean, fuck being, as a co-worker, but just you know, anything." - (Wilbur's A Year Later: 21:56, 3rd Aug)

"Tubbo, like, man, I'm- I want to make it up to you. And you know what? I appreciate that you don't trust me yet. I do." - (Wilbur's A Year Later: 22:26, 3rd Aug)

"Tubbo, I, I really appreciate it. And I mean that, genuinely. I appreciate it. And I'm gonna go out and I'm gonna, I'm gonna prove to you that I'm worth being trusted again. I promise." - (Wilbur's A Year Later: 22:44, 3rd Aug)

"I'll do it. I'll do it. I'll redeem myself." - (Wilbur's A Year Later: 22:55, 3rd Aug)

"I- Tubbo, Tubbo, I know, I know, Tubbo, Tubbo, Tubbo, Tubbo, please, I know. I'm sorry, I'm sorry." - (Wilbur's A Year Later: 23:13, 3rd Aug)

"It feels like such a weak word. I feel like there's nothing stronger that I can say. And I, and I, and I understand what you mean about how my actions need to reflect it and they will." - (Wilbur's A Year Later: 23:20, 3rd Aug)

"Give me time. I'm gonna, I'm gonna make something, I'm gonna make something of this and I'm gonna... Um..." - (Wilbur's A Year Later: 23:20, 3rd Aug)

"Tubbo, do you know how fucking strong you are? And I'm not just trying to say this- I've got your forgiveness and I know I need to earn your trust, but, man, I just want to let you know I- You're so strong, man, genuinely." - (Wilbur's A Year Later: 23:41, 3rd Aug)

"Just the fact that you proved to me just there that you have these memories, you have these nightmares, and you still found it in your heart to forgive me that's- You're a fucking champion, man, you're a hero." - (Wilbur's A Year Later: 23:54, 3rd Aug)

"No, no, man, man, no worries. Look at me, bro. Look at me, bro. Bro, chin up! Look. Lucky Rabbit's Foot. Tommy gave this to me, man. Lucky Rabbit's Foot. Lucky Rabbit's Foot, man, chin up." - (Wilbur's A Year Later: 24:34, 3rd Aug)

"Ranboo, Ranboo, let's- let's go, man." - (Wilbur's A Year Later: 25:04, 3rd Aug)

"This is- I mean, I've gotta, I've gotta- You know, I was gonna say this is hard, but obviously it's hard, I mean I've... It's... It's difficult. It's difficult, man." - (Wilbur's A Year Later: 25:20, 3rd Aug)

"But, you know, it's, it's gonna get better, it's gonna get better and it's gonna be worth it when I see them smiling, all of them. Tubbo, Jack, Niki, Tommy. Anyone!" - (Wilbur's A Year Later: 25:32, 3rd Aug)

"Yeah we fought against Dream, uh, and we managed to- We succeeded and we created a life for ourselves." - (Wilbur's A Year Later: 26:13, 3rd Aug)

"Ranboo, I'm gonna tell you something I've never really told anyone. I try and keep this on the low because I don't want, I don't want people to use this against me is the main problem." - (Wilbur's A Year Later: 26:19, 3rd Aug)

"I didn't even tell Tommy, I lied to Tommy, I'll be honest. I'm gonna tell him soon that I lied to him because it kinda eats away at me." - (Wilbur's A Year Later: 26:29, 3rd Aug)

"I told Tommy that I didn't actually care about L'Manberg, and that it was just like a tool for me to use to gain like, you know, power and stuff. But it's not, it's not true." - (Wilbur's A Year Later: 26:36, 3rd Aug)

"L'Manberg is- was really important to me. And it is still to this day." - (Wilbur's A Year Later: 26:47, 3rd Aug)

"I want it to, em, I want its history to live on not as a stain caused by me, you know. I basically just took a big shit on the history books, it feels like. I wanna, I wanna make it, I wanna make it feel like it was, you know, it was something that happened. You know, it was a great thing, you know, think of the good times. The- The years of safety. Well, not years, but you know." - (Wilbur's A Year Later: 26:47, 3rd Aug)

"The time of safety, the time of fun, prosperity, you know. We built parks, we had, you know, no taxes, we had big walls. We had democracy. Albeit, a slightly disjointed version of it. But, you know. I want, that's how people remember L'Manberg. That's what people think of when they think of our nation." - (Wilbur's A Year Later: 26:47, 3rd Aug)

"And you know, Tubbo, Tubbo's the last connection we really have. I mean, he... he'd said it himself he's kind of, you know, he's got nothing without it." - (Wilbur's A Year Later: 27:36, 3rd Aug)

"I've heard about what- what- Tommy's, you know, moved on, and how Jack's moved on, and Niki's moved on, and everyone's moved on from L'Manberg, at least partially, but Tubbo, man, he's still..." - (Wilbur's A Year Later: 27:45, 3rd Aug)

"I think he's gonna be alright. He's gonna be alright. I'm looking at him, I'm looking out for him here." - (Wilbur's A Year Later: 28:14, 3rd Aug)

"Ranboo, I want to say thank you, man, for, you know, for trusting me this quick. I mean you've barely, you've barely known me like, you know, very long, and you've instantly just, you know. You've done all this with me and you've worked with me, and I- You know, I don't, I don't know where I'd be without you here right now, man" - (Wilbur's A Year Later: 28:20, 3rd Aug)

"I mean, Tommy's great and all and he's here, but I, I feel like, you know, I don't want to, I don't want to string him along too much." - (Wilbur's A Year Later: 28:36, 3rd Aug)

"When I look at him... When I look at him, when he's helping me out, building things with me... I see the same eyes that looked at me when, when..." - (Wilbur's A Year Later: 28:43, 3rd Aug)

"There weren't some fun times in the ravine of Pogtopia. I wasn't a very well man. And I can just see Tommy from that day." - (Wilbur's A Year Later: 28:54, 3rd Aug)

"But like I was saying, though, Ranboo, I, I really appreciate it, man. I- Thank you for trusting me." - (Wilbur's A Year Later: 29:11, 3rd Aug)

"I know, we've gone through- You've made me cry." - (Wilbur's A Year Later: 29:29, 3rd Aug)

"My boy! I- Ranboo, I knew I could trust you, man. I knew you were the one. You've got the exact same mindset I'm thinking of." - (Wilbur's A Year Later: 30:21, 3rd Aug)

"Yeah. Don't pressure him. He doesn't have to join. He just needs to come and- I just want him to come and enjoy some of our patented burgers! " - (Wilbur's A Year Later: 30:52, 3rd Aug)

"You're a brilliant man. And I'm, I am going, I am going to go now a happy man." - (Wilbur's A Year Later: 31:12, 3rd Aug)

"I love that guy, bro!" - (Wilbur's A Year Later: 31:32, 3rd Aug)

"Nine to five? Dude, I don't make you work nine to five. You just have to work when we run out of burgers, man. You're free to do what you want. You're working part-time for Wilburger, man." - (Wilbur's Unhealthy Competition: 5:18, 4th Aug)

"We're taking down an entire nation just out of this burger van, you know? Sorry! Competing, peacefully, with an entire nation, just out of this burger van." - (Wilbur's Unhealthy Competition: 6:28, 4th Aug)

"Do you remember the, the, um, boom boy." - (Wilbur's Unhealthy Competition: 7:04, 4th Aug)

"I thought it was great, man. When you smashed the window and blew up the wall? I'd be pissed, and I bet he is, dude. I bet that was the right stick it to the man that he needed." - (Wilbur's Unhealthy Competition: 7:20, 4th Aug)

"Yeah. I think, hm. Ranboo, I think, I think you've, you've kind of taken a side here it feels like which is- Which feels like a change for you, I mean, I'm not used to this from you. I mean, you're Mr Not Choosing A Side, you know?" - (Wilbur's Unhealthy Competition: 7:39, 4th Aug)

"No, but, no, but, you don't need to have an impact on the world, Ranboo, to matter, you know? You don't need to build a fucking Eiffel Tower just to be, you know. Just to mean something, you know?" - (Wilbur's Unhealthy Competition: 8:47, 4th Aug)

"Ranboo, Ranboo, don't get me wrong, you're talking to me here. I think it's cool that you're, that you're, you know, going out and doing stuff." - (Wilbur's Unhealthy Competition: 9:03, 4th Aug)

"I think it's very cool that you've decided to go out and, and change how, you know, change this for the better. I think it's for the better." - (Wilbur's Unhealthy Competition: 9:14, 4th Aug)

"Like, don't, don't start going around breaking windows and blowing up walls just because you wanna make something." - (Wilbur's Unhealthy Competition: 9:23, 4th Aug)

"Yeah, and, man, honestly? I'm proud of you, bro. I know I don't know you very well, I haven't known you for very long, but, you know, I think you've done a really good job here." - (Wilbur's Unhealthy Competition: 9:50, 4th Aug)

"I gave him back all the materials, 'cause, I gave him all the materials for the wall, and I also, I also, uh, left him a diamond or two. Just to say like, you know, no hard feelings, you know, it was just for, just you know, just to, you know, prove a point." - (Wilbur's Unhealthy Competition: 10:18, 4th Aug)

"Basically, Quackity's here, and I just wanna, I just wanna see how he feels." - (Wilbur's Unhealthy Competition: 10:32, 4th Aug)

"Normally when I come to the Las Nevadas sign, 'cause I'm not allowed in Las Nevadas, normally when I come to the Las Nevadas sign, Quackity is the first one to come and tell me to fuck off." - (Wilbur's Unhealthy Competition: 10:43, 4th Aug)

"Yeah, man, it's- Half of the fun of making something and doing cool things is that moment where everyone, you know, where you get to see what everyone feels about it." - (Wilbur's Unhealthy Competition: 10:55, 4th Aug)

"Wait here, look, I promise you, just you wait. Just you wait. Ready? Ready? Are you ready? Are- Are you- Are you ready? Um... Uh..." - (Wilbur's Unhealthy Competition: 11:06, 4th Aug)

"Boy, Las Nevadas sure is big from up here." - (Wilbur's Unhealthy Competition: 11:20, 4th Aug)

"Just... Just hold on. Give it- Just give it a- Just give it a sec- Give it a- Maybe I can step in a bit further... I mean I can, come to this level, um. Uh... Huh, um." - (Wilbur's Unhealthy Competition: 11:27, 4th Aug)

"Uh, uh. Yeah, um. Maybe if I take another step?" - (Wilbur's Unhealthy Competition: 12:02, 4th Aug)

"This guy. Ranboo, I swear to god, like I, I feel like I understand him, I feel like I know how his brain works, you know, how his- how the- how the cogs in his mind go. And then he just, and then he just goes and proves that he doesn't give a shit." - (Wilbur's Unhealthy Competition: 12:56, 4th Aug)

"Which is why I can't wait to show off what I've done, to him. But, he's just nowhere to be seen." - (Wilbur's Unhealthy Competition: 13:12, 4th Aug)

"Oh, okay, you're talking about- OHHHHH, look who's here! Quackity! It's lovely to see you, man, it's been a while. How have you been?" - (Wilbur's Unhealthy Competition: 14:22, 4th Aug)

"Uh, I've just arrived, you know, I just arri- I, I haven't been long for you. I, I wouldn't- Quackity, you think, you think I'd wait for you?" - (Wilbur's Unhealthy Competition: 14:35, 4th Aug)

"Yeah, it's, it's good to see you too, man." - (Wilbur's Unhealthy Competition: 14:53, 4th Aug)

"Hey, man, you know, every- every, you know. Rome wasn't built in a day. Small steps and that, you can't-" - (Wilbur's Unhealthy Competition: 16:17, 4th Aug)

"Dododododooo, that was a good joke, Quackity, you're funny. Dododo, you're very nice to me and you never bring up my past. Dododo." - (Wilbur's Unhealthy Competition: 16:45, 4th Aug)

"Sorry if you noticed a little bit, you know, a little bit of superficial damage. I left you a little gift, as well, afterwards, I'm sure that's okay. That was Ranboo and me, uh, did that, actually, to your restaurant. Ranboo and I." - (Wilbur's Unhealthy Competition: 18:05, 4th Aug)

"You're fucking me! You're kidding!" - (Wilbur's Unhealthy Competition: 19:44, 4th Aug)

"Tubbo, what the fuck...! Fuck! Tubbo, why are you- Why? Why did you- Why did you get employed at the- restaurant?" - (Wilbur's Unhealthy Competition: 20:10, 4th Aug)

"Tubbo, are you- You're aware that you're- that we're in competition now, right? We're, we're- Tubbo, we've always been on the same side, man! We've always been together, you're- head to head with me now though." - (Wilbur's Unhealthy Competition: 22:20, 4th Aug)

"I'm not- Does it look like I'm taking it the wrong way? I'm perfectly- I'm happy. I'm really happy. I'm happy for Tubbo. I'm happy Tubbo's got a j- Yes! I'm happy Tubbo's got a job, man. Tubbo, you were telling me yesterday how you felt like you lacked direction, you lacked purpose." - (Wilbur's Unhealthy Competition: 23:45, 4th Aug)

"Bro, how could I be angry about that, man?" - (Wilbur's Unhealthy Competition: 24:01, 4th Aug)

"But I get it, I get it, you know, Quackity... He's a, he's a hard man to refuse." - (Wilbur's Unhealthy Competition: 24:09, 4th Aug)

"It's giving me L'Manberg vibes. Mhm. I said yes, I agree, it's giving me L'Manberg vibes." - (Wilbur's Unhealthy Competition: 24:46, 4th Aug)

"Well, we've gotta go, we've gotta go. It was lovely, it was absolutely lovely hanging out with you. I, I am just thrilled that you liked the renovations." - (Wilbur's Unhealthy Competition: 25:30, 4th Aug)

"Wait- Wait, I'm allowed in Las Nevadas?" (Alivebur)

"Wilbur, you're not- You're taking this the wrong way, man." (Quackity)

"You told me I couldn't come in and now-"

- (Wilbur's Unhealthy Competition: 25:56, 4th Aug)

"You're a good man. You're a good man, Quackity. I'll, I'll give you that." - (Wilbur's Unhealthy Competition: 26:29, 4th Aug)

"Ohh boy! Ha ha ha ha, ha! Oh, this is good, this is- this is exactly what I want. Did you see how- Dude, dude, Ranboo, he was trying act like I didn't get to him." - (Wilbur's Unhealthy Competition: 26:47, 4th Aug)

"He cares so much, he cares so much." - (Wilbur's Unhealthy Competition: 27:06, 4th Aug)

"I feel alive, Ranboo, I feel alive. Someone's looking at me and talking to me! I'm alive, I'm alive! This is great." - (Wilbur's Unhealthy Competition: 27:22, 4th Aug)

"Ohh, Ran... I feel you, I feel you, Ranboo, about the... compet- It's scary, it's scary, man. Especially when, you know, we got a long way to go, we got a lot of bridges to cross, and, and maybe one day we'll be ready to like, you know, grab it all by the horns and ride it, you know?" - (Wilbur's Unhealthy Competition: 27:38, 4th Aug)

"But right now it's- it's just- It's just you and me against the world. The world being Tubbo and Quackity." - (Wilbur's Unhealthy Competition: 27:55, 4th Aug)

"Maybe we could build like a tunnel from here to the burger van. Maybe then it would be, you know, this could be our way in, you know, our way in to sneaking about." - (Wilbur's Unhealthy Competition: 30:44, 4th Aug)

"Okay, you got your finger in a few espionage pies. I appreciate that." - (Wilbur's Unhealthy Competition: 30:53, 4th Aug)

"That's cool. Because, because at the end of the day we're- Going right now we're, we're the good guys, Ranboo. We're, we're the good guys here, you know?" - (Wilbur's Unhealthy Competition: 31:08, 4th Aug)

"Yeah. I mean, we haven't done anything wrong, you know? We're the good guys, and, and Quackity, Quackity's done a few things wrong." - (Wilbur's Unhealthy Competition: 31:18, 4th Aug)

“Is Tubbo working at like full time? Like, what’s Tubbo’s deal, you know? We don’t know. We just don’t know, we just don’t know. So it’s like, it’s, you know, it’s- It’s, it’s like how good of an employer is, is Quackity?” - (Wilbur's Unhealthy Competition: 31:29, 4th Aug)

"So I wanted to make sure, Ranboo, before I go, knowing that you have already done little acts of espionage, you know, the striphole and things, you know." - (Wilbur's Unhealthy Competition: 31:43, 4th Aug)

"In the case of an emergency, right? When we are head to head, you know? … When we are head to head with Tubbo, and Big Q, and stuff, and you know, it's all- And maybe shit's going a bit- hitting the fan, you know? I need to know that we have a saviour card to save the innocent people in this city. You know like Tubbo and, and Fundy. I need to know we can save the innocent people." - (Wilbur's Unhealthy Competition: 31:53, 4th Aug)

"A plan B." - (Wilbur's Unhealthy Competition: 32:27, 4th Aug)

"I want you to make yourself useful and set that up, somewhere in Las Nevadas. I have more, I have more, I have another stack if you need it, but I think that should be enough to do a marketable amount of damage." - (Wilbur's Unhealthy Competition: 32:33, 4th Aug)

"Okay, so essentially, the problem is- So TNT, as you know, doesn't detonate through water, and Las Nevadas is quite a large majority water. However, Quackity really seems to care about the inside of the casino, which I've peeked in and there's no water in. And the outsides of this restaurant section, this spire, right?" - (Wilbur's Unhealthy Competition: 32:47, 4th Aug)

"So what you could do is easily make a section in the casino, there's a chain reaction under to a button somewhere, and each one of those detonates and hits each next consecutive one. It would take a little bit of work, I know quite a bit about TNT, I can help you." - (Wilbur's Unhealthy Competition: 33:00, 4th Aug)

"In most cases, yeah. 100%. 100% most of the time, maybe it won't happen. But, if we need to protect the innocent people, that's what it's for. You wanna protect like Fundy, you wanna protect Slimecicle, Tubbo? Yeah. So that's- that's what it's for." - (Wilbur's Unhealthy Competition: 33:26, 4th Aug)

"I trust that you will do good work with that TNT I've given you. But- And remem- Make it safe. We don't want it going off by accident." - (Wilbur's Unhealthy Competition: 34:01, 4th Aug)

"I'll make it very, very safe, yeah." (Ranboo)

"Promise?" (Alivebur)

"Promise, yeah."

- (Wilbur's Unhealthy Competition: 34:10, 4th Aug)

"And you're gonna tell me where you put the button? And you're gonna tell me where everything's set up?" - (Wilbur's Unhealthy Competition: 34:14, 4th Aug)

"What a nice guy!" - (Wilbur's Unhealthy Competition: 34:31, 4th Aug)

“He would show Quackity who was really the mastermind figurehead. The only problem he faced was inaccessibility and infrastructure.” - (SootWilbur 2022: Hitting on 16) [Description]

“Shut up, Tommy. People will use it. I asked around, everyone said they’d come buy from Wilburger they just didn’t know where it was.” - (SootWilbur 2022: Hitting on 16)

“It’s because they don’t want Quackity to have a monopoly, actually, Tommy. They understand the dangers of an uncompetitive economy.” - (SootWilbur 2022: Hitting on 16)

“Wilbur was visibly exhausted despite little work progress.” - (SootWilbur 2022: Hitting on 16) [Description]

“Wilbur paused his progress and dropped his weight onto both his palms pressed into the sand.” - (SootWilbur 2022: Hitting on 16) [Description]

“Wilbur turned his head sharply, squinted up into the sun behind Tommy’s silhouette and waited.” - (SootWilbur 2022: Hitting on 16) [Description]

“It had been 4 hours but felt like 10.” - (SootWilbur 2022: Hitting on 16) [Description]

“He smiled and chuckled into a cough before hoisting to his feet and strolling up towards the city lights.” - (SootWilbur 2022: Hitting on 16) [Description]

“Wilbur thought that the Las Nevadas’ skyline was bare.” - (SootWilbur 2022: Hitting on 16) [Description]

“He had written a poem about it before while ignoring Ranboo, talking about something he was far too interested in.” - (SootWilbur 2022: Hitting on 16) [Description]

“I am the gilding of the gold I am the painting of the lily I am the crushing of the sand I am the tirading tide of bland I am the taunting silver light which penetrates and scars the sky I am the remnant hopes and dreams of all good men that come to die I am the surgeon’s chromium dagger I am turgid Las Nevadas” - (SootWilbur 2022: Hitting on 16)

“And for what? You to overthrow me again? What, you want my van now? Here.” - (SootWilbur 2022: Hitting on 16)

“He slammed the key on their table in the empty restaurant.” - (SootWilbur 2022: Hitting on 16)

“Take my van!” - (SootWilbur 2022: Hitting on 16)

“A silence fell over the two, Wilbur breathing gently through gritted teeth.” - (SootWilbur 2022: Hitting on 16) [Description]

“Well what do you want? Huh? You have my money, you have my time. Hell, I’d even say you have my attention. …Which is a lot for me.” - (SootWilbur 2022: Hitting on 16)

“The plates were empty but only Wilbur showed signs of having eaten. The purée stains sat stubbornly on the corners of his mouth and his shirt.” - (SootWilbur 2022: Hitting on 16)

“You want my dignity.” - (SootWilbur 2022: Hitting on 16)

“Oh! My wisdom! My wisdom! Well how about you crack open my head with a meat tenderizer and scoop it out? …Or a pickaxe?” - (SootWilbur 2022: Hitting on 16)

“Re-enter government? What… but what’s the catch? If I-” - (SootWilbur 2022: Hitting on 16)

“Wilbur paused and for the first time in a long time, began to feel humbled.” - (SootWilbur 2022: Hitting on 16) [Description]

“I don’t think I can govern your nation, Quackity. I appreciate the respect you must have for me to put me in a position of power but I just don’t think my reputation would grant anyone the peace of mind you are looking for.” - (SootWilbur 2022: Hitting on 16)

“But then I’d have to be behind the scenes. What trust can people put in their government if that comes out?” - (SootWilbur 2022: Hitting on 16)

“You’d want another coalition? Big Q, I… I think if I were to be in power I’d want to rule alone.” - (SootWilbur 2022: Hitting on 16)

“Wilbur’s humbled expression began to fade.” - (SootWilbur 2022: Hitting on 16) [Description]

“Suddenly the world came to an end right in front of them. The words dropped like a guillotine which sliced the entire SMP into two perfect halves. What a coincidence that the apocalyptic guillotine seemed to strike perfectly in the centre of Wilbur’s skull. And what a coincidence that only Wilbur seemed to see or feel it happen.” - (SootWilbur 2022: Hitting on 16) [Description]

“That’s what you brought me here for? You deem me a vice president?” - (SootWilbur 2022: Hitting on 16)

“Do you understand how insulting your charity attempt is?” - (SootWilbur 2022: Hitting on 16)

“Yeah, well I couldn’t stoop that low.” - (SootWilbur 2022: Hitting on 16)

“Wilbur slammed his fist on the table and stood up.” - (SootWilbur 2022: Hitting on 16) [Description]

“Hah. Wilbur you forget yourself. Quackity you forget where you stand next to me. You are in my shadow. Act like it.” - (SootWilbur 2022: Hitting on 16)

“Maybe it’s not a coincidence that every single idea you’ve had has failed under your guidance. You are a walking second place medal.” - (SootWilbur 2022: Hitting on 16)

“How about we organise a way for me to lead a branch of your government?” - (SootWilbur 2022: Hitting on 16)

“Look, Quackity, you're a smart man-” - (SootWilbur 2022: Hitting on 16)

“I’ll be out of your hair, you’ll never have to think about me again, I-” - (SootWilbur 2022: Hitting on 16)

“‘I don’t think about you at all,’ Quackity replied, Wilbur’s face plummeted.” - (SootWilbur 2022: Hitting on 16)

“Through Wilbur’s apparent numbing red mist he somehow managed to navigate his index finger to the ground floor button and after holding it for what an onlooker would deem a ‘questionably long time’ released it to a satisfying elevator ping.” - (SootWilbur 2022: Hitting on 16) [Description]

“There’s nowhere left to go but up.” - (SootWilbur 2022: Hitting on 16)

“Gotta make the heart beat somehow, Ranbus.” - (SootWilbur 2022: Hitting on 16)

“If you’re scared, We’ll do it together.” - (SootWilbur 2022: Hitting on 16)

“The three conspicuously began walking back to the van.” - (SootWilbur 2022: Hitting on 16) [Description]

“None of your business, Tubbo. Eyes to yourself.” - (SootWilbur 2022: Hitting on 16)

“Oh geez. Ranboo, I don’t have time for this, you deal with him.” - (SootWilbur 2022: Hitting on 16)

“Down the hill Wilbur cheered and lit up another cigarette.” - (SootWilbur 2022: Hitting on 16) [Description]

“Atta boy, Ranbus!” - (SootWilbur 2022: Hitting on 16)

“Wilbur enjoyed the company and laughed along but fretted for the handiwork of Tommy’s wiring. For if a single piece of the red powder was not connected properly the entire circuit would break.” - (SootWilbur 2022: Hitting on 16)

“It doesn’t matter what plan I come up with. All Quackity wants to make sure is that I’m not winning.” - (SootWilbur 2022: Hitting on 16)

“Wilbur’s mind worked like a firework. He would have intense flashes of an idea and a storm-like energy coupled with it but found it hard to maintain that energy further into his work.” - (SootWilbur 2022: Hitting on 16) [Description]

“It was as if two minds sat in his skull, one who sat dormant on a lounging recliner, sipping gently on lemonade and watching the mess through two miopic windows. The other half sat at the helm; clueless, scared but confident. Occasionally the reclining mind would speak up and present an ingenious idea then fall back to languor. The working mind would then slog the task.” - (SootWilbur 2022: Hitting on 16) [Description]

“Nonetheless, he felt he had gotten this far in life by following his gut and chasing those storms, he had grown so accustomed to perseverance the next time the firework bloomed it would greet him as an old friend.” - (SootWilbur 2022: Hitting on 16) [Description]

“This firework had bloomed in the form of vengeance.” - (SootWilbur 2022: Hitting on 16) [Description]

“Easy to get a hold of. Quackity doesn’t really care about that horse, I’m just showing him a fraction of what I can do.” - (SootWilbur 2022: Hitting on 16)

“But how do you know this for sure?” (Tommy)

“I just do.” (Alivebur)

- (SootWilbur 2022: Hitting on 16)

“I have never lied to you.” - (SootWilbur 2022: Hitting on 16)

“Wilbur lifted his mask.” - (SootWilbur 2022: Hitting on 16) [Description]

“If I truly believed it was the truth, does that make me a liar?” - (SootWilbur 2022: Hitting on 16)

“That’s the difference between me and Schlatt. That’s the difference between me and Phil. That’s the difference between me and Quackity.” - (SootWilbur 2022: Hitting on 16)

“The sparks had stopped flying so it was impossible to make out Wilbur’s facial expressions as he spoke.” - (SootWilbur 2022: Hitting on 16) [Description]

“I have never lied to you. I have been wrong but never lied to you, Tommy. I won’t lie to you. Do you trust me, Tommy? ‘Cos right now I feel like you don’t trust me.” - (SootWilbur 2022: Hitting on 16)

“Wilbur slept soundly and deeply.” - (SootWilbur 2022: Hitting on 16) [Description]

“Wilbur awoke with a spring in his step.” - (SootWilbur 2022: Hitting on 16) [Description]

“Wilbur lay, belly down on the stone floor, gently pressing onto the trigger and releasing it, satisfied that the lamp illuminated upon doing so. A smile grew wider across his face as he repeated this quietly to himself again and again.” - (SootWilbur 2022: Hitting on 16) [Description]

“Ranboo! You ready for the big day? I know you’re not much of a fan of horse viscera so you don’t have to sit in the viewing bay during detonation. Look, I made you a little trap door here. When the explosion has occurred you’re welcome to come join us down here to see Big Q’s reaction. You won’t want to miss that. There’s a ladder to the viewing platform here.”- (SootWilbur 2022: Hitting on 16)

“Well, by the time you use it, Ranboo I hope the TNT has already left the room. If you won’t use the second trapdoor I’ll just remove it. No biggy.” - (SootWilbur 2022: Hitting on 16)

“Wilbur chuckled into a cough.” - (SootWilbur 2022: Hitting on 16) [Description]

“The viewing bay was adorned with decorations, a sign that read ‘Thank you! Happy day!’ was scrawled in a childlike font just next to a fake exit door. An equally childlike painting hung on the wall depicting Wilbur and Quackity as stick figures, Wilbur on a #1 podium and Quackity sat on the #3 podium with a storm cloud over his head. Ranboo is drawn in slightly more detail holding a big thumbs up on the #2 podium.” - (SootWilbur 2022: Hitting on 16) [Description]

“Oh, Ranbus! A lemonade and first edition Wilburger! I’ll come up with you to wash my hands. Afterwards we should go and get Big Q, it’s his big day after all!” - (SootWilbur 2022: Hitting on 16)

“We take Quackity into the viewing bay, flip the lights on and show him his horse primed on the plate. Then we explain how the system works. When Quackity has understood the ingenious complexity of the contraption, I pull a carrot from my inventory and watch as his dumb horse strolls towards us, detonating itself and the entire cave. Quackity cries, we laugh, Quackity never messes with me again.” - (SootWilbur 2022: Hitting on 16)

“Because I shouldn’t stoop as low as to be vice president, Ranbus my boy. And besides, I’m president of the best damn burger van with the best damn chef around.” - (SootWilbur 2022: Hitting on 16)

“No, I mean, me neither. But I just had to come in person.” - (SootWilbur 2022: Hitting on 16)

“Quackity offered with a smile, a vein bulged on Wilbur’s forehead.” - (SootWilbur 2022: Hitting on 16) [Description]

“That’s not why I’m here, Quackity and I think you know that. I actually have a gift for you.” - (SootWilbur 2022: Hitting on 16)

“It’s not graffiti. It’s a gift. An actual real life gift. I wanted to say sorry for snapping at you in the restaurant the other day.” - (SootWilbur 2022: Hitting on 16)

“Wilbur, despite designing the TNT to be the perfect distance from injuring himself or Quackity, failed to measure the distance between it and the van. He hoped instead his rough design under the water of the lake would allow protection for all the surface damage. He also failed to actually test if the redstone line was connected to the TNT as he was too afraid of setting off the dynamite too early. As they approached the van all of these thoughts danced in Wilbur’s mind and a single bead of sweat dripped down Wilbur’s head. His heart pounded in his chest and he felt alive.” - (SootWilbur 2022: Hitting on 16)

“Well I have to come clean. There is no gift. For you at least.” - (SootWilbur 2022: Hitting on 16)

“I’m glad you didn’t forget about it. Just like you did with everything else from your past life.” - (SootWilbur 2022: Hitting on 16)

“Don’t worry, Quackity. It’s not so much what I’ve done! No! Rather what your horse is about to do to itself!” - (SootWilbur 2022: Hitting on 16)

“Wilbur’s face plummeted as he realized what he had done.” - (SootWilbur 2022: Hitting on 16) [Description]

“Oh no. No, no, no, no, no. Tubbo, how did you get there? Tubbo, don’t move!” - (SootWilbur 2022: Hitting on 16)

“You won’t die, Tubbo, it’s fine just stay still I’m coming to get you.” - (SootWilbur 2022: Hitting on 16)

“Wilbur said, placing his palm against the glass.” - (SootWilbur 2022: Hitting on 16) [Description]

“Quackity, this- this isn’t what I was intending I- I- I was gonna blow up your horse. Quackity, please I can fix this.” - (SootWilbur 2022: Hitting on 16)

“Tubbo, I’m coming to save you!” - (SootWilbur 2022: Hitting on 16)

“Wilbur picked up the door again for another throw but before he could even lift it Quackity had tackled him to the ground.” - (SootWilbur 2022: Hitting on 16) [Description]

“Quackity said, overpowering him, desperately struggling to pick up the door again, blood trickling down from his nose.” - (SootWilbur 2022: Hitting on 16) [Description]

“No! The TNT will just explode the second the redstone circuit is broken.” - (SootWilbur 2022: Hitting on 16)

“Shut up and help me then! Start trying to break the glass!” - (SootWilbur 2022: Hitting on 16)

“Wilbur sprung to his feet and grappled the door, struggling to snatch it out of Quackity’s hands.” - (SootWilbur 2022: Hitting on 16) [Description]

“Let me do this, Quackity. I got Tubbo into this mess, I’ll get him out!” - (SootWilbur 2022: Hitting on 16)

“Wilbur immediately chucked his half of the door against the glass doing very little damage due to the loss in mass.” - (SootWilbur 2022: Hitting on 16) [Description]

“He cried out in rage and began scrambling on the stone floor.” - (SootWilbur 2022: Hitting on 16) [Description]

“He held it above his head ready to throw before Quackity tackled him once again and tried to wrestle the rock out of his grip.” - (SootWilbur 2022: Hitting on 16) [Description]

“Immediately, Wilbur threw the rock against the glass, causing it to bounce back across the room. Quackity, now prone, grasped the rock in his hands and threw it over his body directly into the center of the glass pane, shattering it into a thousand pieces.” - (SootWilbur 2022: Hitting on 16) [Description]

“Quackity began, panting out of breath, before Wilbur launched himself against Quackity’s knees once more, knocking him to the floor.” - (SootWilbur 2022: Hitting on 16) [Description]

“You never cared about Tubbo, you just care about your image, you maniac.” Wilbur shouted, spitting blood as he attempted to pin Quackity’s arms down, “You just don’t want anyone to know that you failed to protect the one person who still cares about you.” - (SootWilbur 2022: Hitting on 16)

“Ranboo began, Wilbur immediately began rushing to enter the main cave before Ranboo raised a hand.” - (SootWilbur 2022: Hitting on 16) [Description]

“Ranboo, I’ll go find something heavy stay there.” - (SootWilbur 2022: Hitting on 16)

“Yes! They’re the best. Ranboo and they’ll continue to be the best, let me get you out.” - (SootWilbur 2022: Hitting on 16)

“Searing flames and a violent burst of air was all that was left. For a change, the world really did end. Wilbur felt alive.” - (SootWilbur 2022: Hitting on 16)

"It's been a little while. I- Sorry, I know I look a bit different, I uh-" - (Wilbur’s Dream SMP: Bust: 5:13, 15th March)

"Why are you shaking?" (Phil)

"Phil, I need something to eat, and I need something to drink." (Alivebur)

- (Wilbur’s Dream SMP: Bust: 5:43, 15th March)

"Phil, I- I haven't had a very good time, Phil." - (Wilbur’s Dream SMP: Bust: 7:17, 15th March)

"I think- I think he- I think I might have taken one of his canon lives. And I think- And I don't- I don't know if he's still around. I don't know if he's like- If he's hiding somewhere to- If he's still got one, or where he's gone, but he's not- he's not come back, and I think it's my fault." - (Wilbur’s Dream SMP: Bust: 7:34, 15th March)

"It was the burger van. I- I... I got- I got- Phil, I got competitive again..." - (Wilbur’s Dream SMP: Bust: 7:52, 15th March)

"I mean was it at least for a good cause, or?" (Phil)

"No! It fucking wasn't!" (Alivebur)

- (Wilbur’s Dream SMP: Bust: 8:02, 15th March)

"That fucking- kid... Quackity, right? He came to me, and he was showing me up with his big fucking- Have you seen Las Nevadas, Phil, have you seen it!? It's a fake desert! He built it, he put the sand there! It wasn't even an original desert to begin with! He built it with his hands, this desert, and he lords it over everyone...! He lords it over everyone... And I- I- I..." - (Wilbur’s Dream SMP: Bust: 8:11, 15th March)

"Phil, I- I- I let it- I let it get the better of me, and- and- and I- I got competitive with Quackity, and it ended up almost costing Tubbo's life and it cost Ranboo his." - (Wilbur’s Dream SMP: Bust: 8:34, 15th March)

"And I've just come back. I've- I've literally still got- I've still-" - (Wilbur’s Dream SMP: Bust: 8:47, 15th March)

"I'm sorry, Phil." - (Wilbur’s Dream SMP: Bust: 8:52, 15th March)

"You assured me you were getting- You were doing better, you were getting better, you were doing well." (Phil)

"I'm trying! It was going better, it was getting better. I- I made friends with Ranboo, I employed him, and I said I- wouldn't... I said I'd be good." (Alivebur)

- (Wilbur’s Dream SMP: Bust: 9:08, 15th March)

"And I was. I was good for a while. I was..." - (Wilbur’s Dream SMP: Bust: 9:22, 15th March)

"I don't deserve these." [Throws the honey and cookies down] "I don't- You take these. I don't deserve them." - (Wilbur’s Dream SMP: Bust: 9:26, 15th March)

"I'm starting to feel like I'm at my peak, Phil. I feel like, I feel like I can't get any better than this. I feel like this is, this is my... this is my top point and I- I don't know, man. I don't- I don't know if I can actually- If- If I- I'm trying so hard and nothing seems to be getting better. And I think there might just be something wrong with me." - (Wilbur’s Dream SMP: Bust: 9:37, 15th March)

"I don't know how I can get people to forgive me. I don't know- 'Cause they say they do and I just don't believe that they do." - (Wilbur’s Dream SMP: Bust: 10:00, 15th March)

"Yeah, but no one's, no one's like- I feel like no one's actually just forgiven me, I feel like everyone- everyone- everyone just says that 'cause they're scared of me, and then it feels like I'm trying to push back and that's how Ranboo got..." - (Wilbur’s Dream SMP: Bust: 10:14, 15th March)

"I'm sure he's still okay. He had like- He- He- It wasn't like- It wasn't like a big blow. It was- It was- It was a- It was a little hitch. It definitely took one of- One- It took a canon life." - (Wilbur’s Dream SMP: Bust: 10:27, 15th March)

"But that's not a small little blow. That's-"

"B- B- B- B- B- But he had more, he has more! He's fine! He's surely somewhere. He's just- He's-" (Alivebur)

- (Wilbur’s Dream SMP: Bust: 10:40, 15th March)

"I don't- I feel like no matter- Even if I were to say sorry to him I feel like he wouldn't forgive me. He'd say he would because he's scared of me. He never- He never actually believed in me, Phil, he just didn't want me to hurt anyone, and I- and- and in doing so I ended up hurting him." - (Wilbur’s Dream SMP: Bust: 10:54, 15th March)

"But I'm trying... I really am trying. I'm- I- But I- I keep going to people, I keep making it worse, it feels like." - (Wilbur’s Dream SMP: Bust: 12:02, 15th March)

"Oh! God yeah! Oh, let me think. Uh. We were on a train track, we were on a train track heading to L'Manberg, the big sky train track, remember? And- and we were talking that there was a traitor among us, and, and then we fought up on the tower, and we fought side by side, and we, and we managed to, we managed to root the enemy out, and then... you know, the rest is, is history." - (Wilbur’s Dream SMP: Bust: 14:17, 15th March)

"I have a few memories of you and the ghost." - (Wilbur’s Dream SMP: Bust: 14:47, 15th March)

"Yeah, Ghostbur didn't understand what was going on there." - (Wilbur’s Dream SMP: Bust: 14:58, 15th March)

"Techno, I'm- I'm sorry for- I- You need to understand how hard it is for me to say this, 'cause I- I- I still feel like I did the right thing, but I didn't do right by you." - (Wilbur’s Dream SMP: Bust: 15:42, 15th March)

"I'm sorry that I used you as a weapon. I knew how powerful you were, and I just kind of, I just kind of ran with you. I knew that you wanted to remove government, and I told you I would help, and then I just used you to make a new one, and even if that one was a bit of a mess, uh, I'm sorry for, you know, putting you in the middle of that, and I'm sorry for the fact that government then went out of the way to kill you." - (Wilbur’s Dream SMP: Bust: 15:58, 15th March)

"What I'm trying to say is I- I don't- I think- I think you were right to not trust me, and you were right to be angry. Like, I understand that when you- 'Cause you made the withers-" - (Wilbur’s Dream SMP: Bust: 16:31, 15th March)

"I'm sorry. I'm gen- I'm sorry. I genuinely am. And I- I hope you can find it in you to forgive me." - (Wilbur’s Dream SMP: Bust: 16:48, 15th March)

"I don't remember that." [About Techno saying Phil told him about Alivebur's dying words] - (Wilbur’s Dream SMP: Bust: 17:19, 15th March)

"I feel like there was a lot of synergy in the plans, frankly. I was working completely on my own. I- I- I'll be honest with you, Techno, I told them many times my plans. Even to the day we were matching over there I told them what I was gonna do." - (Wilbur’s Dream SMP: Bust: 17:32, 15th March)

"It was- I wanted to- I wanted to blow it all up, with- with you all inside." - (Wilbur’s Dream SMP: Bust: 17:56, 15th March)

"I look back on it and I- I don't know who that guy was. I don't know what to tell you, man, I'm- I'm sorry." - (Wilbur’s Dream SMP: Bust: 18:11, 15th March)

"I promise you though. It was- I was working on my own. And I feel like everyone else was working on the assumption that I was still the man who I was at the start, when I was, you know, the president, the president-elect. They all saw me as that, and I feel like that they were in the right to, to, you know, trust me, that I wasn't going to do what I said I'd do. And... I feel like maybe if you'd been involved it would have been, it could have maybe ended differently, and we could have maybe not gotten into this whole mess." - (Wilbur’s Dream SMP: Bust: 18:21, 15th March)

"Techno, I knew, I knew. You've gotta go to them, you've gotta go to them, man." - (Wilbur’s Dream SMP: Bust: 19:09, 15th March)

"I don't want your forgiveness, but I- I do want you to just know that I- I'm a changed man, or I'm trying to be. Do you- Is that, is that fine?" - (Wilbur’s Dream SMP: Bust: 19:21, 15th March)

"This has been- Look, Phil told me to do this and if they're all gonna be as awkward as this, Techno, I think I'd rather just, I'd rather just go in the hole again, you know? Put me in the ground." - (Wilbur’s Dream SMP: Bust: 19:51, 15th March)

"Thank you, for understanding, I- I'll say goodbye." - (Wilbur’s Dream SMP: Bust: 20:12, 15th March)

"I'll see you around, man. … Maybe if we, maybe if our paths cross again, we can, we can hang out. But I'm, uh, I'm gonna be gone a long time. I'm gonna be looking, looking around, going a lot of different places over the coming weeks, and I'm not sure when I'll see you again." - (Wilbur’s Dream SMP: Bust: 20:28, 15th March)

"See you around, maybe." - (Wilbur’s Dream SMP: Bust: 20:52, 15th March)

"I um- I- I- I apologised, he seemed pretty chill about it. I'm feeling a lot better about this. I feel like I can, you know. I feel like, I feel like I gotta find Ranboo... Uh, I've gotta- So many people, I could write a list of who I need to go find." - (Wilbur’s Dream SMP: Bust: 22:32, 15th March)

"I've gotta find Ranboo for sure. I don't know who I'll ask next though." - (Wilbur’s Dream SMP: Bust: 23:11, 15th March)

"I think I can take this in small steps. And I'm- I've gotta really focus on what I'm doing." - (Wilbur’s Dream SMP: Bust: 24:03, 15th March)

"Me and you, Tommy. Look at this! Just like how we started, huh. Look at this! Just like old times. The boys! The two musketeers!" - (Wilbur’s Dream SMP: Bust: 24:45, 15th March)

"So basically Phil in the time you were hanging out with Technoblade, Phil explained to me really simply that, you know, I've been going about this wrong. I've been going to people looking for them to forgive me, when I should have been going to people looking for them to be at peace from my actions, right." - (Wilbur’s Dream SMP: Bust: 26:07, 15th March)

"This isn't about me anymore. The bottom line is, I've done something wrong, and I need to recoup for that, right. It's not about me, though, it's about them, it's about the people I've hurt. And I get it, I totally get it." - (Wilbur’s Dream SMP: Bust: 26:26, 15th March)

"And I've been thinking about people I wanna help, and this isn't the person I was thinking of but, Tommy, I have a little task for you if you'd be down for it. Only because I feel like you'd be better at it than me." - (Wilbur’s Dream SMP: Bust: 26:50, 15th March)

"You know Ghostbur? … I feel like- Even though he's technically me, you know, he looked like me, he sounded like me, he acted like... like kind of like me? I-" - (Wilbur’s Dream SMP: Bust: 27:08, 15th March)

"Despite all this, I still feel like he was a separate entity to me. He was his own character, he was his own guy, right." - (Wilbur’s Dream SMP: Bust: 27:39, 15th March)

"I know he's just me to you, and to a lot of people he was just kind of my replacement for a bit, but like I- I feel like- I feel like at the same time, he was his own entity, and in me coming back to life, I inevitably wronged him, right." - (Wilbur’s Dream SMP: Bust: 28:48, 15th March)

"Ghost- Ghostbur is still- is still- he's still going, he's still around. He swapped places with me in limbo, I saw him when the train pulled in." - (Wilbur’s Dream SMP: Bust: 29:17, 15th March)

"I can't- I can't talk to him. I know nothing about him. All I know is that he's been there an awful long time." - (Wilbur’s Dream SMP: Bust: 29:31, 15th March)

"You know there's this guy, called DreamXD. … The big statue, yeah, the big statue." - (Wilbur’s Dream SMP: Bust: 29:48, 15th March)

"Ghostbur's on his own, and obviously I was seeing partially through Ghostbur's eyes for some of the stuff. And, Ghostbur, Ghostbur, uhh, he really misses his sheep. Friend." - (Wilbur’s Dream SMP: Bust: 30:11, 15th March)

"And Friend has infinite canon lives, as you know. So Friend's hanging around! He's plonking around, he's slonking- he's slonking about somewhere." - (Wilbur’s Dream SMP: Bust: 30:27, 15th March)

He might even be, he might even be at the old, um, the uh, Logstedshire. With the tents. He might even be there. That was where he was found, right? So, he could come back there. That's where he respawns, surely, so that's where he'd be." - (Wilbur’s Dream SMP: Bust: 30:35, 15th March)

"I think we can get Friend to Ghostbur. I think DreamXD can help us get Friend to Ghostbur. I think he can- I think he can knock out Friend's canon lives." - (Wilbur’s Dream SMP: Bust: 30:55, 15th March)

"Well that's- I mean it's- A little bit of pain for a lifetime of happiness for the both of them, seems..." - (Wilbur’s Dream SMP: Bust: 31:15, 15th March)

"Can you promise me, that'll you get Friend to Ghostbur?" - (Wilbur’s Dream SMP: Bust: 31:25, 15th March)

"Who did you piss off!? This is like pissing off the mafia!" - (Wilbur’s Dream SMP: Bust: 32:13, 15th March)

"I've gotta go!" (Tommy)

"Yeah, you go, you go somewhere comfortable, man. Go somewhere comfortable. We can deal with this afterwards. One thing at a time." - (Wilbur’s Dream SMP: Bust: 32:24, 15th March)

"We'll get the bench out first. That can be the first thing we get out. Get out your bench, and your jukebox." - (Wilbur’s Dream SMP: Bust: 32:35, 15th March)

"Thank you for helping me. Uh..." - (Wilbur’s Dream SMP: Bust: 32:45, 15th March)

"Tommy, I, I uh, I think we have, I think we have some work to do." - (Wilbur’s Dream SMP: Bust: 32:52, 15th March)

"I'm nervous. I'm really nervous. Phil said it wouldn't be easy, I mean like it was never gonna be something, wasn't gonna be like a cakewalk but- I've got let these people know who were once in my life that, you know, I'm- I'm sorry. And if- And if they can't forgive me then leave their life for good, that's what he said. Just get out of their lives and never have to- never trouble them again." - (Wilbur's Dream SMP: Hello Mr. President: 3:58, 29th Apr 2022)

"I'm afraid I'm gonna be going in a bit light on the armour as opposed to you. … No, no, no, no, no, not where I'm going I don't need armour." - (Wilbur's Dream SMP: Hello Mr. President: 13:28, 29th Apr 2022)

"You're not very materialistic these days, that's quite nice." (Tubbo)

"I've never been materialistic, man, Tubbo. I've always been, you know, no armour, no nothing, but. Yeah, more so recently I've- I've a- I've kinda found less of a need for worldly possessions, you know." (Alivebur)

- (Wilbur's Dream SMP: Hello Mr. President: 13:43, 29th Apr 2022)

"I hope this is a place you can feel safe inside the internal area of the Dream SMP. You know, 'cause, you used to, this used to be your home before I came along and ruined it and forced you to live far away." - (Wilbur's Dream SMP: Hello Mr. President: 30:16, 29th Apr 2022)

"I wasn't expecting you to really forgive me, I just kinda wanted to do this as a gesture for you, and... the fact that you forgive me after all that just means so much to me." - (Wilbur's Dream SMP: Hello Mr. President: 31:01, 29th Apr 2022)

"It was just a silly, you know, we just-" - (Wilbur's Dream SMP: Hello Mr. President: 31:12, 29th Apr 2022)

"Yeah. I- I'd love to, but, I- If I'm honest, Tubbo, I was really hoping I wouldn't have to tell you this so soon but I actually don't- I don't- I don't really plan on hanging out here too much in the near future." - (Wilbur's Dream SMP: Hello Mr. President: 31:15, 29th Apr 2022)

"I think in the coming weeks I... I might not be around too much." - (Wilbur's Dream SMP: Hello Mr. President: 31:27, 29th Apr 2022)

"I was hoping this could be like a nice memory you have of me so that you're not just tarnished." - (Wilbur's Dream SMP: Hello Mr. President: 31:34, 29th Apr 2022)

"But your forgiveness means so much." - (Wilbur's Dream SMP: Hello Mr. President: 31:39, 29th Apr 2022)

"And if I am around- If I am around at some point, Tubbo, I- I- I- I- I want you to- I- I- I want you to come and visit me wherever I am, you know. I want you to come and hang out in- over the shores wherever I am. But if I'm ever back here I'd love to spend time, and I really appreciate it man." - (Wilbur's Dream SMP: Hello Mr. President: 31:41, 29th Apr 2022)

"Thank you for bringing closure to my little petty issues. I mean you- you definitely didn't have to forgive me or anything. And I- I-" - (Wilbur's Dream SMP: Hello Mr. President: 32:51, 29th Apr 2022)

"Broo! Stop man! I'm- I'm really glad. I'm- Well I guess that's it! I have nothing else to- to say or do. I- I- I should go, I should go." - (Wilbur's Dream SMP: Hello Mr. President: 33:15, 29th Apr 2022)

"I- I will- I will- I will tell you where I've gone. You'll find out where I've gone eventually. And then- And you are welcome to come hang out." - (Wilbur's Dream SMP: Hello Mr. President: 33:40, 29th Apr 2022)

"Goodbye, Mr President." (Tubbo)

"Goodbye, Mr President." (Alivebur)

- (Wilbur's Dream SMP: Hello Mr. President: 33:55, 29th Apr 2022)

"Tubbo! You are president of Boomerville, and this will not be a crater." - (Wilbur's Dream SMP: Hello Mr. President: 34:01, 29th Apr 2022)

"He's a good kid. He's gonna be okay. He's gonna be okay. You've done a good thing. He'll remember you. He'll remember you for this. He won't remember you for what you did. He'll remember you for what you did here." - (Wilbur's Dream SMP: Hello Mr. President: 34:34, 29th Apr 2022)

“Every day I wake up and I always just remember what Phil told me. What Phil said to me about how, y’know, I need to go and find people, tell them, y’know, my apology, and hopefully, y’know… they’ll forgive me, and if they don’t, just move on and leave them alone. Move on and- and hope that they don’t remember me at least.” - (Wilbur’s My Own Judas: 4:20, 19th May 2022)

“What I’m trying to say is, there’s one person I’ve fucked over more than anyone else in the world. One person who really, really needs to hear my apology, and- and, more than anything, really needs for me to leave them alone. And considering there’s no fucking ender chest I’ll just say it. It’s Niki. I haven’t seen her since- since the war? Does she even know I’m revived?” - (Wilbur’s My Own Judas: 16:14, 19th May 2022)

“Dream? Dream destroyed it? Eh, uh- I- I- Look, I don’t wanna… Look, I’d love to shirk off the responsibility for that one, but I think- I think it was me, actually, who destroyed… Look, I mean, it’s not… Let’s move on. I don’t want to talk about it. I don’t want to talk about this.” - (Wilbur’s My Own Judas: 11:21, 19th May 2022)

“It’s awful, innit? Las Nevadas is dreadful. Look at it. It’s like- it’s- did you know it’s not even a real desert?” - (Wilbur’s My Own Judas: 12:08, 19th May 2022)

“Did you know Quackity hand brought scorpions into Las Nevadas? Like, who makes a desert and goes ‘Oh yeah it needs, y’know, it needs more scorpions. Needs more fucking dangerous arachnids. That’s what it needs.’ He’s a crazy man, he’s a crazy man. He’s- he was just crawling around in the sand looking for scorpions just to put them in his fake desert. He’s bad- it’s bad. It’s a bad fake desert, may I remind you. It’s not even- it doesn’t even serve its proper purpose.” - (Wilbur’s My Own Judas: 13:13, 19th May 2022)

“I remember the walls especially, man. The walls- the walls were so important. They kept us safe for so long. The walls were so pertinent to the entire success of L’Manberg, obviously under my presidency at the time.” - (Wilbur’s My Own Judas: 14:16, 19th May 2022)

“Look Eret, I um, I just- I basically, basically just wanted to say I’m really glad I came across you, cause I feel like I um- I-I I may have neglected doing this, but I needed to tell you uh I am… um I’m sorry. I’m sorry for, y’know what happened during the whole war for L’Manburg’s independence, and- and uh, I’m sorry for the time afterwards where I spent, I’ll admit it, a very long time villainizing you. I-I I made you into a scapegoat for problems that weren’t even down to you and-and that wasn’t fair, on you, it wasn’t fair on… well you, really, it wasn’t fair on you, and-and I’m sorry man. I genuinely am.” - (Wilbur's My Own Judas: 15:45, 19th May 2022)

“There’s more! There’s more, I’m sorry for uh shooting you when we were on top of the tower as well, when I mean I- *sigh* y’know I-I feel like- I-I feel like um- I’ve gotta go, I’ve gotta head out. I’ve gotta go see Niki Nihachu, do you know where she is? Do you know where she’s gone to? I think I need to find her and I need to- and I need to give her an apology as well.” - (Wilbur's My Own Judas: 17:09, 19th May 2022)

“You haven’t exactly accepted my apology, I need to get out of your hair. I need to get out of your hair, I need to go, you’ve y’know… I’ve *sigh*” - (Wilbur's My Own Judas: 17:38, 19th May 2022)

“I don’t mean to challenge your intelligence here, mister-mister Eret, but is it- is it not obvious? The things you want closure on are they- are they not- are they not clear? We wanted to win, we wanted to succeed, we wanted freedom!” - (Wilbur's My Own Judas: 18:16, 19th May 2022)

Wilbur: “You weren’t there!”

Eret: “I was! I was there!”

Wilbur: “You don’t know- you were not there. I never saw you in that ravine once. I never saw you.”

- (Wilbur's My Own Judas: 18:34, 19th May 2022)

“Well I don’t see anyone else running a nation!” - (Wilbur's My Own Judas: 19:00, 19th May 2022)

“But I-I if I’m honest with you, the entire- the entire time during the war, and the revolution, and everything I was- I was scared, Eret. I… I’m not a leader *laughs* look at me.” - (Wilbur's My Own Judas: 19:34, 19th May 2022)

“Eret, Eret listen. I used you to mask my incompetence. I was- I- I was scared that people would see my mistakes, and instead of blaming me, I could blame you for the problems. I could say, y’know when- when we were- when the revolution was finished, and we had the nation, y’know when people would say: “oh why have you not done all the things you promised, Wilbur?” Which, I was trying, but when they would ask me why I didn’t do them I could be like: “oh y’know, well at least I’m not the traitor, at least I’m not Eret.”” - (Wilbur's My Own Judas: 20:02, 19th May 2022)

“I could sell that the fact that even though you tried to thwart us, I was still over- able to overcome you, and I could- I could, y’know… I was strong.” - (Wilbur's My Own Judas: 20:38, 19th May 2022)

“You tried to bring me back?” - (Wilbur's My Own Judas: 21:12, 19th May 2022)

“Why- why did you do that?” - (Wilbur's My Own Judas: 21:32, 19th May 2022)

“It was just- I’m not, I’m not. It was just- Eret if I- please don’t take this personally but it was just you. I-I I’ve meant every moment of apology that I’ve said to everyone else, I just dunno why, I can’t- I find it- Eret I find it hard to- I find it hard to talk to you, in a way, I’ve been spending my entire time as-as president and as-as-as as me, trying to offload all issues onto you. And-and I mean you’re in our national anthem as a villain, that’s pretty big. I-I dunno why, coming face-to-face with you and I know what I’ve done wrong-” - (Wilbur's My Own Judas: 22:29, 19th May 2022)

Eret: “It would return to how it was before the war, before the L’Manburg revolution, before L’Manburg rose-”

Wilbur: “Before me.” - (Wilbur's My Own Judas: 23:33, 19th May 2022)

“I didn’t intend for those things to happen, y’know? I-I I didn’t want death, I-I I was- I was the peaceful leader, I-I had no armour in the- in the borders I was- *Eret laughs* I don’t know why you’re laughing, I was- I was.” - (Wilbur's My Own Judas: 25:10, 19th May 2022)

“So you stand for nothing? So you don’t believe in standing for anything?” - (Wilbur's My Own Judas: 25:33, 19th May 2022)

“Why are you taking me here, why are you showing me this again? I mean I know what I’ve done, I’ve seen this, I’ve seen it all.” - (Wilbur's My Own Judas: 26:06, 19th May 2022)

“Y’know I spent my entire time tryna prove to everyone of how different you were, I never stopped to think that I-I y’know, we were actually pretty similar. We-we y’know we originally fought for the same cause, y’know, you know, just everyone being free, and peaceful and stuff.” - (Wilbur's My Own Judas: 27:45, 19th May 2022)

“I was on my own, I felt incredibly sick, I had the biggest headache.” - (Wilbur's My Own Judas: 28:31, 19th May 2022)

“You were the king of the Dream SMP, for a while, that was your power.” -(Wilbur’s My Own Judas: 30:03, 19th May 2022)

“I don’t really have much to my name, I’ve got, uh, a crossbow? I could throw that away. I’ve got scaffolding- I’ve got an iron sword- that gives me a bit of power.” -(Wilbur’s My Own Judas: 31:01, 19th May 2022)

“Wh-what do you want me to-what do you want me to throw away? I mean, I, I, uh…Just…Myself? I can throw myself in here, if you want.” -(Wilbur’s My Own Judas: 31:21, 19th May 2022)

“I’m sorry, Eret. I understand where you’re coming from and I understand everything you’ve said to me, and I-I truly am sorry, and I-I realize that a lot of what made me cloud my judgment to you was actually just my own fear of you and my own fear of, you know, what you signify in me, you signify my incompetence and my failure, and you shouldn’t signify that. That’s just my own- that’s just my own problem for me to deal with, not for you. And I’m sorry.” -(Wilbur’s My Own Judas: 32:34, 19th May 2022)

“I don’t mind if you don’t forgive me. I-I just…as long as you know that, and as long as we’re- we cool, you know. I don’t mind.” -(Wilbur’s My Own Judas: 33:42, 19th May 2022)

“Eret, if I’m honest with you, man, I-I think- I think, if this whole thing didn’t happen, I think-I think we would have been very, very strong allies.” -(Wilbur’s My Own Judas: 34:42, 19th May 2022)

“I have plans over the next few months of going on a little, a little journey. Uh, I’m gonna go quite far away for a little bit, and I, uh, thank you. I wanna write you something, Eret.” -(Wilbur’s My Own Judas: 35:39, 19th May 2022)

“There’s no harm in trying.” -(Wilbur’s My Own Judas: 39:01, 19th May 2022)

“Our L’Manburg.” -(Wilbur’s My Own Judas: 41:09, 19th May 2022)

"Why did you die, Wilbur...?" (Fundy)

"I... I was... I was very sad." (Alivebur)

- (Wilbur's Into Pogtopia: 29:33, 22nd May)

"Dream, I only have a few moments, so please, grant me this respite. Dream! This is the end for you! Dream! I will never! Never take what you did! You...! Are! Scum! You are, scum beneath my foot! I will do this for the rest of your sentence! You will never see the end of this! You BASTARDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDD!" - (Wilbur's inconsolable Differences: 25:43, 6th June)

"Thank you for- Thank you for knowing me." - (Wilbur's An Old Friend, a Friend, a God: 29:13, 10th Aug 2022)

"Tommy, I- I- I... was born... and raised... in... Utah." - (Wilbur's Boundless Sands: 20:15, 3rd Sep)

Ghostbur

"I don't- My brain has blocked out most of my time alive. … I just- I just remember I was in power, and when I wasn't on a stage I would cry a lot, and- and scream into my pillow until I felt better. But I don't remember why I would do that." - (Tubbo's The Great Rebuilding: 2:14:11, 17th Nov)

“Everyone likes me more now that I’m dead, Tubbo, to be honest with you. I’m having a much better time. Everyone prefers it when I’m dead. So, I’m perfectly happy being dead.” - (Tubbo’s President Things: 1:34.39, 19th Nov)

“It’s not me, Tubbo, you know that’s not me, I’m Ghostbur. I am different from regular one. He was a bad man, I’m not him.” - (Tubbo’s President Things: 1:51:34, 19th Nov)

“Everything for L’Manberg. For L’Manberg, my L’Manberg.” - (Wilbur’s Amangus with new and old friends: 1:46:29, 24th Nov)

“Phil, how bad was I, Phil? Phil, how awful of a person was I?” - (Wilbur’s Amangus with new and old friends: 1:59:13, 24th Nov)

“Fundy needs a dad. Fundy needs a dad. For sure. And I need to make up for what I did. I’ve got to make up for what I did.” - (Wilbur’s Amangus with new and old friends: 2:03:04, 24th Nov)

“Last time I spoke to Fundy was... erm. When I announced I was running for President, and you said that you were also gonna run. That was the last time I remember.” - (Fundy’s Being Adopted: 1:00:43, 27th Nov)

“He’s very young, he’s only like fourteen. He’s going through some times, he just needs time on his own sometimes.” - (Fundy’s Being Adopted: 1:03:12, 27th Nov)

“Phil, do you know how old Fundy is? I think he was very young when I remember, but I don’t know if he’s gotten older since.” - (Fundy’s Being Adopted: 1:03:23, 27th Nov)

“Whenever people say that to me, they then tell me sad things, and I, and I forget them.” - (Fundy’s Being Adopted: 1:05:29, 27th Nov)

“I don’t remember doing any of those things, I just... ... If I didn’t remember it, then it wasn’t worth remembering.” - (Fundy’s Being Adopted: 1:06:47, 27th Nov)

“Do you remember- Do you know I’ve heard- that’s- that’s how L'Manberg started, Fundy. L'Manberg started from- from- from- we’re making drugs in a van! I remember that. With Tommy!” - (Fundy’s Being Adopted: 1:07:28, 27th Nov)

“And I, I, I don’t know why your stream title is ‘being adopted’ but I don’t- I, I, I hope- I don’t know what that’s about. But I’m sure- I- I’m sure it’ll make sense and I’m sure it’s nothing bad and everything’s happy! Everything’s fine!” - (Fundy’s Being Adopted: 1:08:29, 27th Nov)

“If I, I wouldn’t. If I could, I’d be alive.” - (Tommy’s Streaming before Exile Day: 1:06.47, 3rd Dec)

“But you made L’Manberg.” - (Tommy’s Streaming before Exile Day: 1:27:58, 3rd Dec)

“Will you still look after me if im alone?” (Tommy)

“I don’t really know why that would change.” (Ghostbur)

- (Tommy’s Streaming before Exile Day: 1:28:44, 3rd Dec)

“So why don’t I pretend- Why don’t we pretend I’m Alivebur?! You can pretend I’m alive still. ... And then we can go and make a new nation.” - (Tommy’s Streaming before Exile Day: 1:31:38, 3rd Dec)

“I will follow you, whatever you think we should do. ... So, I’ll follow you, wherever you think we should go.” - (Tommy’s Streaming before Exile Day: 1:32:18, 3rd Dec)

“I don’t think Fundy wants anything to do with me. I just want to make sure that he doesn’t, he doesn’t get any more angry at me than he already is.” - (Tubbo’s The Next Steps: 17:46, 7th Dec)

“I wasn’t good enough to deserve a gravestone” - (Tubbo’s The Next Steps: 31:03, 7th Dec)

“I’m not him, Tubbo. I’m not... I’m not Wilbur.” - (Tubbo’s The Next Steps: 31:27, 7th Dec)

“Fundy seems to, you know, he’s fine without me. He’s, you know, he’s got himself a new dad.” - (Tubbo’s The Next Steps: 31:57, 7th Dec)

“Hey, Tubbo, why are you wearing armour in L’Manberg? I thought that was the rule. You haven’t changed, have you, Tubbo? You haven’t changed, have you?“ - (Philza’s Just a regular day: 59:21, 16th Dec)

“This doesn’t look like something L’Manberg would build.” - (Philza’s Just a regular day: 1:08:03, 16th Dec)

“I’ve been reading a lot of history books recently, Philza. Lot of the L’Manberg history books, right? Because I know that Alivebur was really important in it, right? And I was reading them all, and I read one of the things, one of the first doctrinations that the entirety of this nation was formed on was the idea that everyone’s free. Everyone’s free to do what they want, and live how they want. I don’t think cages are conducive to that environment.” - (Philza’s Just a regular day: 1:08:08, 16th Dec)

“Right, but also, another thing. Techno was always allowed in L’Manberg. He was always allowed in there. But now he’s not. Now there’s loads of signs about him, wanting him alive. What’s that about?” - (Philza’s Just a regular day: 1:08:37, 16th Dec)

"And Tubbo shot you with a bow!” - (Philza’s Just a regular day: 1:09:08, 16th Dec)

“I thought Tubbo was the- Tubbo’s a good guy.” - (Philza’s Just a regular day: 1:09:16, 16th Dec)

“If you stab me, I just come back- Oh sorry, stab me again, I just come back and I’m fine, you know?” - (Philza’s Just a regular day: 1:11:29, 16th Dec)

“Yeah! Because you finally put an end to Alivebur, and everyone didn’t like him. But from what I’ve seen, he sort of had the longest era of peace in L’Manberg.” - (Philza’s Just a regular day: 1:11:46, 16th Dec)

“I’m going to go see this cage.” *starts singing the first verse of the anthem* - (Philza’s Just a regular day: 1:17:18, 16th Dec)

“I wrote the verses! I wrote the second and third verses it was a very happy memory for me.“ - (Philza’s Just a regular day: 1:17:44, 16th Dec)

“Phil, I don’t think a cage is very indicative of L’Manberg. I’m going to get rid of the cage.” - (Philza’s Just a regular day: 1:18:16, 16th Dec)

“Freedom! This entire nation’s about freedom and doing whatever you want.” - (Philza’s Just a regular day: 1:19:41, 16th Dec)

“I just destroyed the cage, I destroyed the shackles of oppression, I have drained the bog- the mire of injustice, and I have found peace in a land of tyranny!” - (Philza’s Just a regular day: 1:19:47, 16th Dec)

“Ranboo, don’t you think Phil can leave his house? He can leave his house, can’t he, Ranboo?” (Ghostbur)

“He can’t, he’s legally not able to.” (Ranboo)

“But- Where men can go and emancipate. Do you know what emancipate means?” (Ghostbur)

- (Philza’s Just a regular day: 1:20:05, 16th Dec)

“But L’Manberg’s all about freedom, and doing whatever you want, and being able to be whoever you want and go where you want.” - (Philza’s Just a regular day: 1:20:25, 16th Dec)

“I just took down the cage that you built, ‘cause I think that was a mistake. And I think maybe Philza should be let out of his house because he’s a citizen of L’Manberg.” - (Philza’s Just a regular day: 1:20:35, 16th Dec)

“I’ll try and forget about when I um- uh- thingy- friend- what hap- um.” (Ranboo’s Somethings Up: 1:30:16, 16th Dec)

“I have one mutton. I don’t know where I got that from though.” (Ranboo’s Somethings Up: 1:37.50, 16th Dec)

“I’m just as sure that some people just aren’t telling me the truth. I think they’re just lying to me. I do get lied to a bit.” (Ranboo’s Somethings Up: 1:36.29, 16th Dec)

“I learnt from Technoblade, he taught me everything I know. He taught me how to kill things.” - (Tommy’s vod Tommy Is Trashing Technoblade's Home with Ghostbur: 5:13)

“That’s how you keep yourself sane. Yeah, that’s how I do it. When people say to me ‘Hey, Will, do you remember killing all your friends?’, I say ‘I didn’t do that, halalala’” (Tommy’s Alone?: 17:05, 19th Dec).

“And then I killed him with an axe by accident.” (Tommy’s Alone?: 19:19, 19th Dec)

“Hey, Tommy, I was having a think about it, and I don’t think I want people to bring me back to life.” - (Tommy’s Alone?: 47:38, 19th Dec)

“I don’t know, I don’t think I want to be brought back to life.” - (Tommy’s Alone?: 47:52, 19th Dec)

“If I am given a life, does that mean I die? Like Ghostbur dies? And Alivebur is alive but Ghostbur is dead.” - (Tommy’s Alone?: 48:11, 19th Dec)

“No, I just- I don’t know. I think I don’t wanna- People prefer Ghostbur. Dream likes Ghostbur!” - (Tommy’s Alone?: 48:34, 19th Dec)

“I gave Friend to Phil to look after. And Dream found me friend. And Technoblade, he said we were friends. See, people wouldn’t lie about that, would they?” - (Wilbur’s First Time Ghostbur Live: 9:36, 6th Jan)

“Why- Why did you- Why did you blow up L’Manberg?” - (Wilbur’s First Time Ghostbur Live: 17:19, 6th Jan)

“You knew Friend was in your house! You knew! Stop! Stop! Stop! You knew Friend was in your house! You knew everything everyone owned was in this town!” - (Wilbur’s First Time Ghostbur Live: 17:39, 6th Jan)

“I don’t- I don’t- I don’t- I don’t want to listen- I don’t want to hear what you have to say. I don’t want to have to hear what you have to say. I- I- I’ve read the history books, Phil. I’ve read the history books. You- You- You slayed the dragon, you slayed Alivebur. You were the- You- You are the St George of the Dream SMP. We understand, everyone understands that, Phil. But, look what you’ve done. How can you look at this and still see yourself as a hero. Sending a message, Phil. Sending a message?” - (Wilbur’s First Time Ghostbur Live: 17:58, 6th Jan)

“So you make me suffer? I- I don’t know what Alivebur did, and I’m really trying to remember. But I know what I did, and I just wrote books. I built- Remember the lanterns we used to make? I built them. I- I built a house for people- I- I set up this area- I built this town just like I built Logstedshire, and I watched them both blow up. And I didn’t- I- I didn’t- I didn’t hurt anyone, and yet I’m the one who pays. Tommy didn’t even live here, Tommy didn’t have a house here. I sowed the seeds of peace, and yet I’m the one who pays for war.” - (Wilbur’s First Time Ghostbur Live: 18:47, 6th Jan)

“I know I’m forgetful, I know I’m an amnesiac, and I know I’m the comic relief in all of your stories, but I still feel this, I still feel things. And I try my best to make sure no one else feels it... And I just.” - (Wilbur’s First Time Ghostbur Live: 19:32, 6th Jan)

“I take it back, Tommy. Tommy, I take it back. I’m burning in the rain right now, and I just- Tommy, I want you to bring me back to life.” - (Wilbur’s First Time Ghostbur Live: 20:07, 6th Jan)

“Tommy, I know- I know I said- Tommy, I know how I said I didn’t want- I didn’t want to be brought back to life because I didn’t want to- Because that would mean me as Ghostbur would stop existing. But I want- I want you to bring me back to life. I don’t want to be Ghostbur anymore.” - (Wilbur’s First Time Ghostbur Live: 22:12, 6th Jan)

“Maybe everyone will like Alivebur again.” - (Wilbur’s First Time Ghostbur Live: 35:37, 6th Jan)

“Did Fundy like Alivebur?” (Ghostbur)

“He loved you.” (Eret)

“Oh! Well then there we go, that’s a good plan then!” (Ghostbur)

- (Wilbur’s First Time Ghostbur Live: 44:07, 6th Jan)

“Phil! Hi Phil, how are you? It’s been a long time since we spoke! ... I mean not that long, like a week maybe, but, you know, it’s been a while.” - (Wilbur’s First Time Ghostbur Live: 46:21, 6th Jan)

“I need some blue, do you have any blue?”

“I do, yes.” *throws blue*

“I’m all outta, I’m all outta blue. But I’m feeling [picks up blue] pretty goooo.... I’ve got some blue.”

- (Philza’s trying to revive my son LOL: 19:46, 10th Jan)

“I need to be killed. I-” (Ghostbur)

“There’s a fox out there who needs a father” (Eret)

“And there’s a world out there that needs a ruler. When I look at this crater I don’t- I don’t see- I don’t see somewhere that Ghostbur made better. I see somewhere that- that- that is owned by weakness. Eret, I’m not a strong man, I’m not a strong man.” (Ghostbur)

“You were a strong man.” (Eret)

Yeah, but I’m not a strong ghost. And I- This world needs strength right now, and I- It’s one of those things where I don’t want- I want to- Do it, Phil! Phil, do it!” (Ghostbur)

- (Philza’s trying to revive my son LOL: 36:37, 10th Jan)

"I'll just- I'll hold my blue, and you just- you just put the sword through my chest, right where the scar is that hurts." - (Philza's twitch archive: 10th Jan, 37:22)

“And I’ll- I’ll- I’ll be back, and the world can be strong again.” - (Philza’s trying to revive my son LOL: 37:31, 10th Jan)

“Salmon’s my favourite food. I don’t think I’ve ever seen a salmon and not eaten it.” - (Philza’s trying to revive my son LOL: 43:10, 10th Jan)

“But a villain is just a- Sometimes the line’s a little blurry, you could say, a little blurry. It’s a tiny bit. It’s like, a villain, a villain is just a hero you haven’t convinced yet.” - (Tommy’s The Plan To Kill Dream: 1:01:31, 14th Mar)

“Oh! That’s my knife! Wait- Do you have Chekhov’s Gun? ... Oh... I’ve got my stabbing knife.” - (Tommy’s The Plan To Kill Dream: 1:15:48, 14th Mar)

“Oh! Cool! I went for a big long sleep. I went for a big long sleep. See, I’ve had some stressful time, right? I don’t know if you were there, they tried to resurrect me, they tried to resurrect me, and I had a glimpse of the other side and it wasn’t very nice!” - (Ranboo’s Preparation: 6:36, 14th Mar)

“I went for a little break, and we decided we needed a Totem of Undying, if we were gonna do it properly, if you remember. So I was having a little break, and um, ‘cause it was hard, it was a tough time.” - (Ranboo’s Preparation: 6:56, 14th Mar)

“I’m back ‘cause I heard Tommy needed me. I was hearing word on the grapevine that Tommy needed me, and you know, I try and do the best I can to help!” - (Ranboo’s Preparation: 7:07, 14th Mar)

“It was Tubbo. Tubbo told me to come. He told me today actually, so I did, so I did as I was told. And here I am.” - (Ranboo’s Preparation: 7:37, 14th Mar)

“So are we not bringing back Wilbur anymore? Is that off the table, ‘cause I think Phil and Technoblade, and- and- and people are still keen, and Eret is keen to bring back Wilbur. And I’m, I’m. Ranboo, I’ve got to tell you I’m really scared. I’m not of Wilbur, I think, I’m scared of going back to nothing. I’ll be gone again. I don’t- I kinda like being here, I like all my friends.” - (Ranboo’s Preparation: 10:58, 14th Mar)

“I’ve read his memoirs, Ranboo. They’re all gone now, they were blown up when my library was destroyed, so many really important pieces of history were blown up when my library was destroyed. But! I’ve read his memoirs, and he was pretty okay, most of the time, he seemed. And people liked him. But then, he lost this election, and you know the story, everyone knows the story.” - (Ranboo’s Preparation: 12:11, 14th Mar)

“But, I just, from seeing how much everything went down, and how Tubbo was really badly, you know, scarred by, you know, the explosion and things. Which, thinking about it, that’s maybe was Technoblade’s fault, and Phil’s fault.” - (Ranboo’s Preparation: 12:41, 14th Mar)

“Because of all this, I think now more than ever, it is really, really important that we have a leader. And that’s why I was on the side of bringing him back. And if things have changed, you tell me, I’ll go along with whatever you say. If you think Ghostbur sticks around, I’ll stick around. If you think Wilbur sticks around, I’ll do whatever it takes to help you. I just wanna help! I wanna help, Ranboo. And I can see it in you that you know what’s best.” - (Ranboo’s Preparation: 13:02, 14th Mar)

“History is written by the winners.” (Ghostbur)

“Yeah, and he, he technically won. I mean, he did what he wanted to.” (Ranboo)

“But then he lost and everyone hates him.” (Ghostbur)

- (Ranboo’s Preparation: 13:55, 14th Mar)

“I don’t know. It just appears in my inventory.” [about Blue] - (Tubbo’s Exploding Stuff w/ Tommy: 15:01, 22nd Apr)

“Don’t apologise for him, Tubbo’s fine. Tubbo doesn’t- Tubbo hasn’t done anything wrong.” - (Tubbo’s Exploding Stuff w/ Tommy: 16:19, 22nd Apr)

“Water hurts me. Ow. It’s fine. Ow, I don’t know, ah, I’m like semi-permeable. I’m a- My skin is a semi-permeable membrane.” - (Tubbo’s Exploding Stuff w/ Tommy: 17:55, 22nd Apr)

“George Washington’s there, and [he’s pretty good]. George Washington’s great, he basically helps out Hamilton, he’s like, he’s like Hamilton’s President, and he like, he [leads] America into a new era of peace, and then he blows up the nation with TNT.” - (Tubbo’s Exploding Stuff w/ Tommy: 19:11, 22nd Apr)

“Can I move again? … Oh, okay, phew, I thought I’d do something wrong if I moved.” - (Tubbo’s Exploding Stuff w/ Tommy: 38:41, 22nd Apr)

“Me? I’ve just been, you know, having a nice time wandering. I’ve been wandering around L’Manberg, something keeps drawing me to L’Manberg, so I’ve just sorta been hanging out there. I don’t really know what I’m gonna do.” - (Tubbo’s Exploding Stuff w/ Tommy: 39:05, 22nd Apr)

“I don’t know it just feels like I have to be there, you know?” - (Tubbo’s Exploding Stuff w/ Tommy: 39:17, 22nd Apr)

“Eh, a little bit. I don’t know. If it was unfinished business, I wouldn’t know what that felt like, so I wouldn’t be able to tell you.” - (Tubbo’s Exploding Stuff w/ Tommy: 39:24, 22nd Apr)

“Yeah that’s what I thought it was at the beginning.” - (Tubbo’s Exploding Stuff w/ Tommy: 39:39, 22nd Apr)

“I’ve read the stories, I know about bad things that happened. But it all seems to work out good in the end. ‘Cause you got rid of the bad guy, he’s gone, and now the world’s peaceful again.” - (Tubbo’s Exploding Stuff w/ Tommy: 40:16, 22nd Apr)

“I’m not used to gifts, so it was very nice.” - (Tubbo’s Exploding Stuff w/ Tommy: 42:00, 22nd Apr)

“Tubbo, you’re the nicest president I’ve ever met.” - (Tubbo’s Exploding Stuff w/ Tommy: 44:21, 22nd Apr)

“You’re the nicest god darn president I’ve ever met.” - (Tubbo’s Exploding Stuff w/ Tommy: 44:32, 22nd Apr)

[Sees TNT placed] “Oh, no.” [Hears explosion] “Uhh... Guys I- I think I should go, I think I should go. … Yeah, I’m not too sure about all this.” - (Tubbo’s Exploding Stuff w/ Tommy: 48:38, 22nd Apr)

“I don’t know, I just don’t- I don’t like the sound of those fireworks. … I don’t- I really, really don’t like the sound of the fireworks.” - (Tubbo’s Exploding Stuff w/ Tommy: 49:00, 22nd Apr)

“Okay, Tommy, I’ll go to Pogtopia. I just don’t wanna be- I don’t wanna be there. Thank you. Thank you for understanding. I’m sorry, I’ll help you- I’ll get you more sand. Bye bye!” - (Tubbo’s Exploding Stuff w/ Tommy: 49:23, 22nd Apr)

“I can't- I can't- don't think I can die again. I'm- I'm here forever, Sam. I'm not uh- I'm not uh- I'm not- I'm not temporary.” - (Tommy’s vod Wilbur's Revival Dream SMP: 24:36)

"Tommy, you said I'd be okay! … You said I'd be okay!" - (Tommy’s vod Wilbur's Revival Dream SMP: 31:29)

"Tommy, you promised. You promised it would just be a- it would just be a quick thing." - (Tommy’s vod Wilbur's Revival Dream SMP: 31:56)

"TOMMY PLEASE, I DON'T WANT TO DIE! Tommy, please...!" - (Tommy’s vod Wilbur's Revival Dream SMP: 35:05)

“Tommy, you said it would be okay! You-” - (Tommy’s Breaking Into Prison To Kill Dream: 39:35, 29th Apr)

Eret

“Wow. The revolution has only just started and it’s already falling apart.” - (Wilbur’s The Wall: 1:44:30, 29th July)

Phil

“Will, for good portion of your life, you were the best dad. You were great. But, at some point, you took a turn and... things got messy.” - (Wilbur’s Amangus with new and old friends: 1:59:37, 24th Nov)

“I mean, I’ve been researching some stuff. But I’m nowhere near prepared.” - (Wilbur’s First Time Ghostbur Live: 48:14, 6th Jan)

“Will, I haven’t finished reading the texts, Will. It’s pretty expensive!” - (Wilbur’s First Time Ghostbur Live: 48:27, 6th Jan)

"Neither of them have any pig in them. Fundy, it's not rocket science, you have fox parts in you, this is a... mostly a pig, and they don't have any pig in them. At all." - (Philza's My wife has cut my hair: 4:30:31, 5th March)

Tommy

“Ultimately, you’re the leader here.” - (Wilbur’s The Revolution is Coming: 1:31, 2nd Aug)

“Wilbur, take one look at Manberg, ‘cause it ain’t no more.” - (Wilbur’s techno and wilbur make cave better: 1:01:02, 23rd Sep)

Foolish

“I might be a Totem of the Undying, but in the past, I have been a Totem of Death.” - (Foolish's The EGG is on the attack: 23:54, 10th Mar)

“You know, as a God of the Ocean, I also have control of the skies, it's not just one thing. Have you ever felt the taste of lighting, Ponk, Ant, Bad? Oh, it does not matter, a sunny day, a sunny day, does not matter.” - (Foolish's The EGG is on the attack: 24:10, 10th Mar)

Quotes with no timestamp or reference because I didn’t do it at the time and now I can’t find the stream

“I, I didn’t, that was Wilbur.” - (Said by Ghostbur about Alivebur blowing up L’Manberg)

“Well, he’s dead now, so let’s not talk about him.” - (Said by Ghostbur about Alivebur)

And that’s it!! All the quotes I currently have! Of course, this will always get added to when I record down new ones!!!

I do really hope this helps some of you out there!!! :D

#dream smp #alivebur #ghostbur #i won't tag the others because they have like only a couple of quotes #compared to the sea of quotes that I have for c!Wilbur :P #wilbur soot #dsmp #also if you want more context towards any quote i can provide it

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