I feel like if Jon had snapchat, his story would be completely unhinged. Like his story would be a picture of a cat and then a video of him running from the cops. A picture of his tea and a statement, then a picture of a dead body in an abandoned house. Just some really weird shit.
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Here is a mini comic of how Vast!Jon got marked (for more context check this post)
I have sooooo many head cannons for this AU it’s insane, I might add more if this becomes popular 👌
Edit: next page here !
Vast!Jon AU _ 1-X-3-4-5-6-7
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you are a statement giver or perhaps a tape recorder
boops be upon ye
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NSFW UNDER THE CUT 🔞
READ AT YOUR OWN RISK
So I was thinking the other day and I realized there are 3 types of Noah. Bear with me:
Mustache!Noah is the type that spits on your pussy when he is going down on you. Also spits in your mouth because he is DIRTYY.
pic credit: @horrorpunk323photos
Mean!Noah degrades you and says things like "you're so desperate, aren't you?" "look at you squirming under me". Loves having you bend over his thighs so he can spank your ass raw. Also slaps your cunt when you can't lay down still for him. Also calls you a whore and a slut 🥵
Soft!Noah likes to worship your body, he runs his hands alllll over you. Likes to tell you how beautiful you are and how well you're doing for him. Definitely the type to tell you he loves you during it. He doesn't fuck, he makes love 💕
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My tolerance for rom-coms has hit an all time low. Every time these idiots are like, "Let's move in together, it's the most romantic thing a couple can do to show they love each other!" I just feel that smoker meme in my soul.
Marriage, folks, the thing you're actually thinking of is marriage.
There's nothing more romantic than swearing to spend your life together. But admit it, you're too cowardly to commit to any ACTUAL romance in your life. :/
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thinking about how in the magnus protocols universe tim and sasha are (probably) alive, and don't know each other
thinking about how basira and daisy are still cops, (probably) slowly getting corrupted by the hunt (again)
thinking about how georgie and melanie may finally be able to be healthy and happy together (fear and eyes in tact)
thinking about the other jon and martin. the other jon and martin who have not met. without the magnus institute, without the horrors, they never would have fallen in love.
thinking about our jon and martin, in love and in a computer
thinking about what would happen if they met their others. the others of their friends. thinking about
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That Ghost Postman apparently
Ahahaha. Nothing! Stops! the mail!
Honest, imagine the delivery times. The impeccable mail forwarding. No dead letters when they're letters of the dead etc
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truly beautiful to me that The Magnus Institute’s acronym is TMI. like if any fictional organization deserves that acronym, it’s the Too Much Information one.
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