#tim and sasha wouldnt have met

[witchinatree]

thinking about how in the magnus protocols universe tim and sasha are (probably) alive, and don't know each other

thinking about how basira and daisy are still cops, (probably) slowly getting corrupted by the hunt (again)

thinking about how georgie and melanie may finally be able to be healthy and happy together (fear and eyes in tact)

thinking about the other jon and martin. the other jon and martin who have not met. without the magnus institute, without the horrors, they never would have fallen in love.

thinking about our jon and martin, in love and in a computer

thinking about what would happen if they met their others. the others of their friends. thinking about

[milesofstars]

very stupid little tmagp theory

hey so weird theory that probably can be disproved (i havent fact checked it at all) but i just thought abt it while i was listening to one of the eps and wanted to spit it out before i forget;

what if the protocol universe is one where gertrude succeeded in burning down the archives or something? since gertrude and gerry are still alive but know about the archives, and it was said that it burnt down long before jon would be working there

additional note, if that is the case, is there a regular jon, martin, sasha and tim walking around, not knowing eachother? like when jon and martin had the chat about 'if they would even have been together if they never met at the archives', were they right that they wouldnt have met? is there a regular person jon and a regular person martin walking around the world, never having met eachother and never knowing what they could have been?

(as you can probably tell, this concept makes me VERY upset)

[r0sebutch]

tma is an office comedy where no one dies compilation #3

as soon as jon and martin are together theyre That Couple. instantly just Like That.

jon leaving his office twenty times a day: hey martin do you happen to have a single paperclip i could borrow? thanks also i love you

martin going into jons office forty times a day: hey jon i brought you tea earlier but i wasnt sure if you’d had breakfast so i brought you some biscuits. oh it looks like you finished your tea, i’ll go make you another one. do u wanna come to the break room with me while i make your tea

melanie, every time: DIS GOS TANGGGGGGGGG

sasha thinks theyre cute! so she corrals tim and melanie whenever theyre being too rowdy about it

basira is quietly proud of them BUT shes also amused by tim and melanie (& sasha’s desperate attempts to calm them down) so she doesnt do anything

melanie still tries to kill elias but every time if’s accompanied by sitcom canned laugh tracks.

elias: hello, archival staff! where could one find your... fearless leader?

melanie: up your mom’s butt, eat this. *sprints at him with a big ol knife*

elias: *midwestern white person ‘ope’* *steps out, closes door, melanie thunks into it knife-first and makes a knife-sized hole in the door*

elias, from the other side of the door: that wasn’t very polite, ms. king!

melanie: I CANT HEAR YOU, THERES A DOOR IN THE WAY. *vicious door stabbing ensues*

one time he’s talking to basira and melanie sneakily lights one corner of his suit jacket on fire. he just casually puts it out while STILL TALKING to basira. melanie has a conniption.

georgie loves hearing about their exploits. when jon and martin get together she sends both of them fruit baskets. each had a card written in fancy ass caligraphy that says “Oh my god, fucking finally.”

martin and daisy DO NOT LIKE EACH OTHER. like at all. daisy was mean to martin when they first met and then he was mean to her later and theyre both really good at keeping grudges

unfortunately daisy is jon’s best friend and jon is dating martin. also, jon has no idea they hate each other.

jon: *just hanging out with two of his favorite people*

daisy and martin: *glaring at each other and mouthing threats whenever jon isnt looking*

but plot twist: jon did know but he thought that if they didnt know he knew they wouldnt actively fight. mental chess but no one’s winning.