#im trying to decipher this

[skribbyposts]

real screenshots from a zosan fic outline i wrote on google docs while i was blackout drunk. hello what is a preminse

[somdxr]

laz try and not make any media religious challenge (impossible)

[livelaughlovepedri]

mis enanos <3

[spookythesillyfella]

UUGHH I JUST HAD THE WORST DAY IM SO ANGRY AND FRUSTRATED GRRRR !!!!! goes to draw my best friend @jumjum-crafts 's guy to blow off steam

★ version without text + reference image under cut :

★ song : "STATIC ELECTRICITY HUMAN – Computer Flavor" – kairikibear

[phumkin]

WHY DOES EVERYONE HAVE THE SAME PFP IM SCARED WHAT IS HAPPENING SOMEONE PLEASE TELL ME I AM SO CONFUSED

[hyohaehyuk]

Jacob – Couples Therapy podcast (Hosts: Naomi Ekperigin and Andy Beckerman)

Bring a friend to a date?

Did he mean it like a throuple/threesome or did he meant "date a friend instead of starting again with your ex"?! 🤨 The hosts kinda sucked on this one. They didn't even let him explain himself 😒 I can't believe it didn't cross any of their minds to ask if he meant it like in a open relationship/polyamorous relationship way or another thing 🤦‍♀️

Anyway, I don’t even think jacob himself realised yet what he have going on with his bestie Sam.

And then right after, naomi says “i think we kinda know, so it’s fine” just unprovoked and him not saying anything… lol everybody got u and ur little workplace friend business

source: lovesjar

Also around 1:26:04 (i think is even for the same question/advice from the video above):

[randomwords247]

Cooking and baking

A small pet peeve of mine with cooking and baking is when recipes say the container rather than the amount

Like, instead of saying "500ml of cream" you say "a pot of cream". Or "a whole can of corn". Like okay which kind of can??? What amount???? Corn comes in more than one size you can't just tell me a can. PLEASE i am begging you tell me the WEIGHT

This is especially a problem with recipes from different countries, for example America. Because your stick of butter is different to our butter. STOP SAYING STICK OF BUTTER TELL ME THE QUANTITY IN GRAMS PLEASE I HAVE A FAMILY

that being said I feel like I see this crop up in like american recipes in particular. Idk if I've ever seen a recipe in one of our cookbooks that does this....

anyway please just tell me the gosh darn weight I am dying here I have a family I JUST NEED TO KNOW THE WEIGHT

[itsmozzie]

Everytime I get the slightest little crumb of content for Arcane Season 2 I become rabid for the next 48 hours... I'm not gonna make it to November atp.. these last few days I have watched the trailer at different speeds OVER AND OVER looking for details I missed.

[jizzlords]

these minors ... these minors, i swear to satan—

[angsthology]

finally thought about zooming in on your pfp when I'm on the home page and it IS oscar! ugh love him n his Mcdonald hairline icl

*insert jlaw clip saying what do you mean* MCDONALDS HAIRLINE????

[megumi-fm]

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[0joodles0]

My gravity falls fans!!!

Without spoilers, does anyone know how to decipher Episode Timestamps? A semi spoiler (and context) for the Book Of Bill under the cut. any and all help would be amazing!! 💙💙💙

On the silly straws page there's a string of numbers and according to the wiki it's related to episode Timestamps, but how do I read it? For context, the string of numbers is:

'215 858 117 450 110 628 19 211 120 2256 216 951 25 256 27 532 212 506 18 1317 110 1137 221. 658 23 1330 210 231 118 929 112 2043'

[lunar-wandering]

me; *(spends five hours planning out my courses for the university i just got accepted into this morning, in a way so that im guranteed to succeed and wont leave me burnt out and drained)*

the university: oopsie daisies!! nope, you can't do that!! forever why would we want someone to actually succeed at what they're good at and want to do??? nope!! you gotta remove most if not all of those first year courses and replace them with a larger variety of things for a more diverse learning experience, whether you hold interest or talent in those subjects or not!!!! oh and you gotta do these two courses as well, these are actually required, haha, i forgot to tell you that!

me, now destined to burn out and fail:

[cfrog]

I restarted my New Leaf save recently, which meant deleting some old mementos. Luckily, I made plenty of doodles about Mayor Dude's adventures back in the day to remember things by. In honor of past me, here's a redraw of the time I got my sister to join my town.

The original doodle, from April 2017. Yes, that was a real question she asked about the game.

[natjennie]

just had an idea out of nowhere for a d&d campaign that takes place really widespread across the continent? world? whatever and has the players visit a handful of specific areas in different parts of the world so they go to like the jungle and then the desert and then the snow and mountains and then the ocean or w/e and each region has it's own little intricacies and whatnot a little dungeon. a little local mystery. and there's always like a blacksmith and a temple and a druid guild or w/e, and then it turns out eventually that the druids from each region have been communicating and they've been working together to subtly manipulate the wildlife in their ecosystem to essentially wipe out certain areas and take control of the continent and in the boss fight they would all summon creatures from their different specialties so there's like rock golems and polar bears and fish monsters and desert lizard people.

[pussypopstiel]

Seeing the sharp rise of islamaphobic rhetoric and hostility towards muslims in america is really something. hope this dosent have any direct effects onto me or my family. Uh.