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some of sophie devereaux’s most iconic & hilarious lines, in my humble opinion:
"what kind of world would it be if everyone who committed a silly little crime went to prison? complete madness!"
"EX art thief! EX!"
"is this about fear of the russian mob, or fear of intimacy?"
sophie: "i don't have a lot of rules in this world. three, actually - don't count the money till after the con, know when to walk away from the con, and-" nate: ""the gambler"? you're basing your life philosophy on a kenny rogers song?"
[after everyone’s been making fun of her accent in the rashomon job] "i hate you all."
sophie: "nate, i have to say, of all the deceitful, unprincipled, corrupt things i've done in my entire life - nothing is as bad as..." nate: "politics?" sophie: "i can’t even say it."
"i start telling the truth all day, i stop being sophie devereaux."
nate: "you’re not supposed to root for the criminals [in movies]." sophie: "always root for the home team."
"darling, nobody knows all of [my aliases]. not even me."
[about gifts for the team] "oh, i wouldnt say ‘bought’, exactly… we, ah, obtained."
"i am a grifter. if i’m doing my job right, then the mark just… [clicks tongue and mimes turning a dial] …turns off the alarm for me."
sophie: "pack your bags everyone, we’re going to make news!" [walks away dramatically] nate: "yeah, she’s walking into the closet."
[having been shot] "you wanker!"
#for that sophie devereaux appreciation. i know im late shhh#leverage#sophie devereaux#sophie devereaux leverage#leverageposting#oh also i feel like i cant add it w/out over explaining but that scene in the homecoming job where she does a truly awful audition for a#soap commerical and then tells the casting directors that 'peggy killed her first husband' lmao. peggy being the character in the commercia#but since peggy is the name of a whole actual character on leverage. that wouldnt make sense w/out a bunch of context#but her delivery of that line is absolutely hilarious. peggy KILLED her first husband!#love whenever she says a line thats so ridiculous that everyone else in the room is just like. 'ohhh my goddd.'#eg the 'fear of the russian mob or intimacy' line. everyone else is like 'fuuuuuck'#absolutely iconic to me that she copied kenny rogers lyrics and apparently thought nate wouldnt notice#her and eliot are both so dramatic lol. she refuses to even say the WORD politics and he claims watching her play was worse than torture.#levcountdown
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seb and clora working on baby #1 👶 🔞🔞!! NSFW !!🔞🔞
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#celeste is technically in this picture💀 almost tagged her just to be truly unhinged LMAOO#im working on a oneshot rn where they finally do the deed without any contraceptives/actually try to get pregnant#surprisingly it wont have THAT much smut tho its just gonna be a small part of it I SWEAR!!! but then again we'll see#cuz seb always takes the reigns once i start writing him LMAO#the main focus is gonna be seb super excited/distracted leading up to the day and he cant pay attention to anything else BAHAHA#and then afterwards how even tho its too early to test he'll already be convinced clora is pregnant bc ITS HIS SWIMMERS CMON!!! no doubt#and then overprotective seb with preggo clora NATURALLY...even more insane than he usually is#and lawley will be making an appearance🥰to congratulate them ofc🥰🥰hes soooooo happy for them!!🥰🥰🥰#and theres gonna be a teensy bit of dad seb at the end hehe...honstly i wasnt planning to write any stuff with the kids#but i wrote a brief celeste/seb interaction and i was like aw wait this is cute?? i want more....so maaaybe there shall be more dad seb#hogwarts legacy smut#sebastian sallow smut#clora clemons#sebastian sallow x mc#sebastian sallow x oc#sebastian sallow#choccyart
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I know i’ve said it before. But this discourse about the ethics regarding taylor swift being a billionaire are so disingenuous. She doesn’t have a makeup line, clothing line, brand endorsements.
The bulk of her income is entirely from her own talent as a musician. She has not exploited anyone. She’s also not even close to being a cash billionaire when you look at the numbers it’s like half of that ( bc it’s hard to become a billionaire without shady shit) . Taylor is known to pay her employees well. By percentage what she gives away to charity and compensates her team with is unheard of. She gave 10% of her net worth away in bonuses to everyone who worked on her tour. That’s just what we know of.
I’m not even saying this as a fan, but you cannot look at someone like her and how she moves and compare that to other billionaires and oligarchs.
I’m all for wealthy people paying their fair share. I hate capitalism and the current system but I do think she’s a good example of doing the best to be ethical within the current system
#I’m not even shading other music stars who have side hustles but she is truly just making art#Forbes should put her on a separate page bc I don’t want her next to awful people#she’s also not even a cash billionaire or even close#bc yes it’s actually very hard to be a billionaire#celebrity brands are also nothing compared to mega corporations#the only grey area is merch but that’s controlled by umg and the practices are no different than any other UMG artist#she never even announces whe she makes a massive donation but by percentage of wealth given it’s very unusual#she has been known for taking care of her team and paying above rate for years#like you can have issues with a system that doesn’t tax wealthy folks but Taylor swift isn’t even up there in terms of ultra wealthy#I know she used to have some endorsements but that was decades ago and not a factor here#im not even saying this as a fan of hers like the way she moves as a wealthy person is not at all comparable to ‘ billionaires’#I’m not a fan of capitalism but I think she’s a good example of operating as ethically as possible within the current system#$400m is just the value of her music catalogue#again big difference between her wealth that she’s actually earned and bezos musk and Zuckerberg types#she’s just producing art that people can obtain for free
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every time i read a bad book however frustrating it may be i take a moment to rejoice and send a prayer to my library card #mylibrarycard for allowing to me experience this without the added sting of financial loss
#however bad books might be at least im not PAYING for ANY OF THEM#it is the trusty library card which allows me to embark on these intrepid adventures into books I was far too dubious of to spend money#on anyway. such as Greta and Valdin which I think truly is a case study of everything currently wrong with litfic this book is awful it#reads like a twenty something liberal’s failed standup routine
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I’ve been thinking about Miles as Serizawa quite a bit 😁
#doctorsiren#ace attorney#mob psycho 100#miles edgeworth#phoenix wright#narumitsu#wrightworth#serizawa katsuya#reigen arataka#ace attorney fanart#ace attorney au#psychic lawyers au#digital art#my art#procreate#LET’S GO GAMBLING!!#aw dang it-#squib and I were trying to figure out how the claw thing worked if Gregory took Sakurai’s place#we decided that part of the reason why Miles locked himself away for 15 years was because 1) his powers and 2) his father went missing#Gregory (instead of being killed by MVK) was instead made to join Claw (which now means Claw is an older organization)#without his father there to help teach him how to control his powers. miles got scared and locked himself away#much to the sadness of his mother Eleanor (who is alive in this AU)#I think im gonna have it so neither Gregory nor Miles know that the other is part of Claw#at least not until the World Domination Arc (probably post-WDA)#it’s easier this way HAUHUISu#yeah gamer miles…needs to touch grass…and take a shower…and get a haircut…#also hooray! he gets glasses 😁😁😁 AND HIS DAD IS ALIVE AND SO IS HIS MOM#THIS MILES EDGEWORTH TRULY IS WINNING
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never change, man !
#phantom of the paradise#potp#swan potp#nightmaretheater#65 layers and about 24 hours . Eeeyyuppp#Look into my beautiful mind boy#Its a bit unusual to what i usually draw#but i had to push a specific look for this piece#hopefully you all are picking up on the corperate look . the advertisment look#Sneeze. Anyways my point is industry destroys creative people. This includes swan#I feel like phrases like these ; how he was put on a pedistal…. it lead him to be Like That#as awful as he is he desperately needed help#it might seem like vanity on the surface#but i think its… more than that#long story short: we need to destroy the beauty industry. the skincare industry. the anti-aging industry#It ruined his psyche forever and he cant let go of the ideal version of himself he will never truly be again#i dont think he can at this point. hes in too deep and hes suffering for it no matter how much he feels hes fixed his problems#he cant accept a version of himself that isnt that perfect young man. because he never confronted his problems. he just ran away#anyways . Hi swath *punches him**kicks him*#i dont care if nobody gets me lalalalla my truths and headcanons are awesome forever and i live in my own reality lallaallal#sorry i think im gonna be posting about swan alot for a few months hes making me sick#i wass gonna post this earlier but my internet was real bad#*lays down in my pile of pillows* eat up boys. haha#sidenote: drawing white blond people is horrifiying. Boy your skin and hair are the same color. Introduce some contrast to yourself. Please#adding on: its inportant to note this focuses on him looking st himself in the mirror alot on purpouse#to remind himself what he ‘’’’really’’’’ looks like#the 4 middle pannels all represent that too . u have to be in my brain ri get this#sorry for unleashijg another swan essay in my tags. will happen again lol
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Yeah! I haven't read any fics focusing on them but I have seen that they exist! And also there's like a five sentence interaction in a fic I read ages ago that lives rent free in my brain. I think about it all the time when I draw Sixty.
#detroit become human#captain allen#rk800 60#yeah yeah the fic is definitely not about them but that little exchange is on repeat#thats the menace to society i need#someone who pulls a technically shes older than me therefore its within my rights to fight back#about an eight year old he has met one (1) time who threw a water balloon at him#granted in the fic there are adjectives used that would be less than sunny but the dialogue i used here is directly from it#so its only fair to link the fic lmao#hello once again saying i was reading fics for this game way before i actually played it so my formed thoughts#are v different than had i played it first ... and honestly im happy with the outcome !#i think i was able to enjoy the game more by realizing the ship i was reading about truly just didnt exist in game at all#and also holy moly the dbh fic writers are really good at writing anxiety and depression im in awe of how they word things#anyway here you go anon thank you for making sure i knew ! as i am constantly not a knower i like being told things i might not know#what if i started drawing for fics ive read what then would people who wrote them appreciate fanart five years later
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saw someone on twitter say smth along the lines of “there will never be another story like dan and phil” and im like woah you’re so right
like dan and phil’s story ? oh my it’s something so magical and pure and just,, like do you get what i’m trying to say ? like lovers or not, dan was so right to call them soulmates, like can you imagine meeting your soulmate at 18 and just growing up and potentially growing old with them ? like wow their story is smth for the ages !!!
sometimes i’m so envious of their relationship, but then im also like in awe and just so happy to have witnessed it grow in real time
oh dan and phil !!! how i love and sometimes envy what you have !!! may this type of love find me
#no like idk if i articulated myself right but their relationship#like how often do you find smth like this#idk maybe im like so in over my head but MAN do i love them !!!!!!!#i hope it’s not too dramatic i just really am in awe of them together and love how they get each other#they truly are each others soulmates like fr fr#dan howell#phil lester#dan and phil#phan#daniel howell#philip lester#dnp#amazingphil#dan howell and phil lester#daniel howell and philip lester
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like if u sincerely believe that walter white did not genuinely care at all about his family by the end of the show or, even more absurdly, at the beginning, did u miss the part where walt was willing to trade away his ENTIRE drug fortune to the neo nazis to spare hank's life even though hank now hated him and was trying to arrest him??
#syd squeaks#even the knife holding 'we are a FAMILY' scene is still at its core walt caring abt his family#sure the 'im doing this for my family' thing eventually became an excuse for walt to Feel Better about the truly awful things he did#but it never stopped being functionally true#i joke a lot abt walt being pure evil and sucking and needing to blow up but hes the main character for a reason#hes fucking Interesting#breaking bad#walter white
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HOLY FUCK! WE WERE FED SO MUCH!
not only did we get the rj reveal and them talking about their SON, but we also got them talking about michonne's branding and how she had to kill her friend, how she almost died getting to him, michonne carressing rick's amputation, rick crying while their making love, michonne's processing guilt over leaving her kids, bickering while killing walkers then killing walkers as a team while kissing intermittently, michonne being like "i dont give a fuck if this building comes down around us, sit yo ass down!", rick crying about how the crm took carl away from him, rick saying he wouldnt survive without her, they started in the apartment fighting and returned to it to make up, then riding off into the sunset with rick taking off his uniform!!!!
DANAI OUR QUEEN!
#ITS SUCH A WORK OF ART! AND TRULY WRITTEN BY A PLAYWRITE! DANAI IS A GIFT!#one setting this whole episode and there was so much meaning to it!#WOW! IM IN AWE!#towl#towl spoilers#richonne#rick grimes#michonne grimes#the ones who live spoilers#the ones who live
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certain contingent of minsungers have been having an absolute time over the 2min duet since it was announced, just freaking out about it, lee knows being forced to do this, minsungs being oppressed, etc. etc. seungmin's an evil villain, lee know hates him etc. etc. want so bad was suppressed blah blah and the thing is- im not shocked, ive seen this behaviour for ages now and i expect it. whats offending me at this point is no one ever mentions han and seungmin's dynamic. like okay be a lunatic and hate seungmin and freak out about lee know writing a song, fine- why does han never rate a mention? why does respirator and its sweet little lyrics never rate a mention if we're talking about unit songs. also respirator was the song the company wouldnt release for a yr and both han and seungmin had to repeatedly bring it up so lol cmon now han and seungmin are cute enough to rate a mention, put a lil respect on seungsung now.
#like did han film all those fancams for naught? did those two make all those day6 covers together for nothing?#oh i know they'd just say han was forced to work with seungmin and he was forced to film the as we are fancams on his personal phone#and to write hold on for seungmin and he showed volcano to seungmin before anyone else bc ? secret reasons no one could ever know#like i know thats what would happen bc they cant deal with all these guys being in a group together and being yk. fond of each other#but still it offends me. seungsung deserves some kind of acknowledgement 👏#im not even worried about these people being horrible and weird abt seungmin. thats old they do it all the time im just like Hey#I want to see you explain away Han's outward affection for seungmin bc i dont think you can do it#its easier with lee know and the divorce concept (still incorrect but yk) when it gets to han its harder to truly be like he HATES that guy#he hates that guy Dont not post the vlog where han is listening to seungmins song in his room all dreamy#do not post the 2 different magazine interviews where han was gushing about seungmin being so funny and strong and a trendsetter#bc if you do the theory starts falling apart#like after the cat incident the hannah bahng incident the jeongin ig post incident can they stop for one month. its so embarrassing#this post isnt actually written in anger its mostly feeling incredulous/thinking its so dumb its a lil funny but i do legit go Aw#what about han and seungmin in all this lmao#if no ones riding for 래퍼와 그의 강력한 회사 여자친구 Im riding
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its been a week and i am standing my ground on not commenting on the most recent sxf chapter. everyday i see a post that makes me want to rip my hair out but i stay silent. #maturity
but what i will say
a few months back i made a post about the prevalence of incest in anime and it's relation to individualism and separatism (purity culture based). where essentially close relationships between two adult siblings of opposing sexes is eroticized and seen as unnatural and childish.
the combined belief that adults of the opposite sex should only interact for romantic/sexual purposes and the idea that being an adult (in an individualist culture) means distancing yourself from your family and starting your own family (aunts and uncles do not exist in the nuclear family).
so it does not surprise me that Yuri's continued attachment to his seen as childish or that part of Yor's development following marrying Twilight is distancing herself from her brother and prioritizing her family over him. but what makes me laugh the most is seeing fans push this idea that Yuri needs to get with Chloe as part of his development. that what he needs is a girlfriend to help him move on from his sister. that he needs to start engaging in a heterosexual relationship and stop clinging onto his sister.
and yet, i was told i was wrong in my assessment. hm
#spy x family#sxf#loid forger#twilight#yor forger#yuri briar#sxf manga#sxf manga spoilers#sxf spoilers#sxf chapter 114#i will not comment on yor i will not comment on yor i will not comment on yor i will not comment on yor iwillnotcommentonyor iwillnotcommen#im like a fucking prophet yo#i might start blocking people again#this is why i stick to the desmonds#nobody cares about them so i can say whatever i want#some of you should not be allowed to speak on female characters#truly a god awful chapter#there are not enough words in the english language to explain how evil that chapter was#yor forger i wll free you from this world and their sinful hands
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The clearing was incredible throughout. But my God did the sound design at the end when the marching drums of the citadel and the brass and the metal of it all swelled make me giddy with horror and understanding.
#i was like pant laughing in shock and awe#what incredible incredible sound design truly#like the sound design of the whole episode was phenomenal but that moment oh my god#im gonna have to listen to that part again so many times#firstly because i kind of stopped hearing what brennan was saying because i was so enthralled by the citadel theme#but also just to experience that moment again#also what the fuck was that witch up to#like why did the witch want to kill a spirit#whats up with that#worlds beyond number#aabria iyengar#brennan lee mulligan#erika ishii#lou wilson
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it used to be my dream to work for the cdc. i chose the university i'm at now for grad school specifically so i could tailor my education and get both my PhD and my MPH and eventually work in pandemic preparedness and science communication. since the covid pandemic began i've lost a lot of my blind faith in our public health infrastructure and in the influence of the cdc specifically but i never stopped wanting to join the excellent scientists and public service workers there. change is desperately needed and i want(ed) to be a part of that so badly. it's absolutely devasting to see the cdc, the nih, the fda, and other hhs agencies get decimated and to see thousands of workers get fired simply for having those same goals and trying to do good
#i just. i truly dont know how or if we recover from this#nobody in this country is prepared for the consequences of gutting these agencies#weve grown comfortable enough for peopld to believe that we dont need them#bur its because of the work that they that peoe have the ability to believe that and they/we are in for an awful wake up call#I'll likely be done with my training and my degrees during this administration#i dont know what im supposed to do#I'll never stop wanting to help but i just dont even know if thatll be possible anymore#science#text
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can't buy me love x clara bow
#im so fucking sorry this is truly awful. most of the hour i just spent making this was trying to get all the damn endings again#ts series
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☆Team☆Urameshi☆
#yu yu hakusho#my stuff#my edit#yusuke urameshi#kazuma kuwabara#hiei#kurama#genkai#koenma jr#you have to understand im so excited and i love them and no one can dampen my hype#i love adult koenma tho i hope we get to see him in his usual toddler form since hes more fun as a bratty kid#genkai looks old and grumpy and i love that and i hope shes a raging a-hole#kurama continuing his routine of getting the shit beat out of him before he wins#hiei being cocky and kuwabara being silly and yusuke being a big ole softy for keiko#this has genuinely been the bright spot of the last horrible truly god awful month of my life
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