#im telling ya

[mooninagust]

remember kids, you aren't born this way, it's engineering that makes you gay.

[autumndragon]

i wonder if the episodes to rtte were originally in a different order, because in episode 2.06, "the zippleback incident", hiccup meets ryker for the first time face to face. but then in the episode right after it, 2.07, "snow way out", ryker speaks to hiccup like they've never met before?? he says that "dagur was right, you don't look like much" and then hiccup responds with "astrid was right, you look like a psycho", even though they've already seen each other before.

just something i was wondering about

[rachi-roo]

WAIT WAIT WAIT! In the English dub, THIS BABY-

HAS THE SAME VOICE AS THIS WHORE?!?!?

JEJDIDIFODOSJDB 💀 help

[mechanichuntsman]

So, got an idea that I remembered from a scene in Emesis Blue where the corpses are being thrown off to the river (or lake, or some water system)

Then what if, hear me out,

this done the same thing to the ones who died during the apocalypse (or probably, from Nick's assumptions, killing those who has the virus). And probably its a place where it is specifically for those corpses. They be scooped up, then brought to a specific area with water in it and dump it. And thus, they sealed it until those corpses slowly dissolves to whatever chemicals are in it

And even more grim, the l4d2 survivors are there as well. Just lifelessly floating with all the corpses that have fallen. Either before they reached to the military, or the military themselves done it. All that hope reaching for safety went to lost along the way.

(And I was also listening to Hole-dwelling so LOL)

[sleepy-achilles]

Shawn- Taker?… Did it hurt?

Taker- What? When I fell from heaven?

Shawn- No. when you died.

Taker-...

Taker- What the fuck do you think? It was multiple buried alived, fires and a damn crash. You tell me!

[alec-was-here]

Never. EVER. Microwave soggy fries with a slice of fake cheese on top. ❤️

[tizeline]

Sorry, he's an only child, he never learned how to share </3

[lifeistheebubbles]

My heart was RACING reading my book like a happy camper and then I had to GET UP?????? Mid scene????? And do stuff?????? In the last 20%?????????

[alicornze7]

get stupid sauced, idiots

This is, quite possibly, dumbest post I’ve ever made

one could even say the stupi-*gets shot*

Pretend zooble isn’t there, they’re here for completion’s sake

[cj-the-random-artist]

I kept debating how to end this short little mini comic. In the original script, they were gonna hold hands (scandalous, I know lmfao), but I didn't think it hit quite right in comic format when I tried to make it longer. Hence why it ends... like that.

Anyways I wrote like a ton of comic scripts for COTL comics that just didn't hit right / I couldn't commit to making and then when driving home from work last week in the pitch darkness I thought about how nice it is to see like actual stars. And I feel like with the cult grounds being kind of among a lot of trees and all that it might take a short hike to get a really, really, really good view of the night sky and stuff. Thus. This.

It's arguably not my best work (I'm out of practice drawing good night skies and all that) but I'm happy with it. Enjoy this thing I made

[s0fter-sin]

people are acting like we’re saying creators shouldn’t be paid for their work; they absolutely should. and watcher already is. they have a patreon, they get sponsors, their videos regularly get millions of views which gives them ad revenue, they sell merch; they are getting paid. feeling indignant and disappointed that they’re asking us to pay for content we were already getting for free isn’t entitlement, it’s expected. ​they wanted to make bigger produced shows and now their budget can’t sustain it, that’s not on the viewer to make up for

[plum-pudding-everywhere]

they punish him for being a bitch by making him babysit

[theholidayslingerlikebadperfume]

She's really pushing all the girls you loved before huh

[ccrisntok]

Good thing.

(spoilers for most recent drdt ep)

[shotapiss]

Respectfully asking proshippers to stop calling antis delusional🙏🙏

[spineless-lobster]

EEEEEEEE Okay so if you’re like me and closely examining every single thing on each of the arcana cards, you’ve probably wondered who all these kiddos are that chiron’s got with him

I’m sure most of us have gathered that the one getting head pats is achilles, considering he’s got curly blond hair, wearing green and holding a spear. But who are the others? And whose baby is that???

Well wonder no more! Hopefully! If I’m right! Because a quick look at a short list of chiron’s apprentices on wikipedia has provided me answers! (This ended up being incredibly long-winded I apologize in advance)

Let’s start at the bottom from left to right. On the far left we a boy draped in blue and holding a staff, a bronze snake wrapped around it. If you know anything about the origin of medical symbols you’ll know that this is asclepius and his famous rod (ha) that, at some point in history, got mistaken for hermes’ caduceus. Thus that’s why it’s the caduceus and not the rod of asclepius we see on hospitals and stuff. But I digress!

Asclepius is the god of medicine and the son of apollo, who was trained in the art of medicine by chiron. So it makes sense why he’s here!

In the middle we have a boy clad in red and wearing golden laurels. I believe that this could be jason of argonaut fame. Long story short, jason’s uncle pelias overthrew his half-brother aeson (jason’s father) and killed all his descendants. Alcimede, jason’s mother, saved her newborn son by having the nursemaids cry over him as if her were stillborn. She then managed to sneak away and give jason to chiron, who raised and trained him. Eventually jason does who whole golden fleece thing and becomes the king of iolcus, though he and medea were quickly exiled afterwards.

On the far right we see a boy clearing purple with deer antlers on his head. If you’re a big artemis fan like me you’ll recognize this guy pretty easily. This is actaeon, a theban hero trained by chiron who’s most famous for earning the wrath of artemis. While out hunting one day he came across the goddess and her nymphs bathing, instead of minding his damn business he decides to peep on her. Rightfully enraged, artemis curses him and forbade him from speaking another word, lest he be transformed. Upon hearing his hunting party he calls out (in some versions he tries whistling for his dogs) and he transforms into a stag. His hunting party finds him, and, seeing a stag in his place, his own dogs tear him a part and kill him.

FINALLY, we have the newborn baby chiron is holding. Now, chiron does have a few children of his own, so it’s possible it could be any one of them. But I think instead it’s a lad named medus, or polyxenus, or medeus it really depends. He’s the son of jason and medea, and like his father, he was also trained by chiron. But honestly that baby could be anyone lmao

Oh god I yapped on for more than I should have WHOOPS 😭 I hope you all enjoyed this quick mythology lesson lol