#it was not like poutine at all
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Never. EVER. Microwave soggy fries with a slice of fake cheese on top. ❤️
#bad idea#im telling ya#it was not like poutine at all#i dont know what i was expecting#it was so soggy#but#im just a girl#❤️
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Hhhungryyyyyyyyyyy
#i want burger#and garlic mayo#you’re telling me a gar licked this mayo?#can you tell I just remembered that this is a personal blog#I can post whatever i want#I’m treating it like a private twitter account but just with art posting#but like seriously I’m so fucking hungry rn it’s literally 3 am#I genuinely just want a burger#for my American audience i want a chicken sandwich#chicken sandwiches and burgers are just kinda considered the same here#what fucking audience you loser it’s 3 am and you’re burger posting in tags#chat can you believe this?#chat is this real#also I’m fucking COOLLLDDDDE#who’s been reading all of this#if you have leave a comment down below 😎#if you’ve been reading this long you deserve some personal information#I’m so mad I won’t get a burger on Friday and probably also Saturday#since I’m going to the shit doctors#and they’re shoving a camera up my asshole (colonoscopy)#what’s that one saying#hot people have stomach issues#anyway#I can’t eat for a FULL DAY before it#aka Friday#and then it says on the prep document that your first meal shouldn’t be super greasy#which makes me pissed like#dude let me eat my shitty burger and poutine#ohhhh my god I want an osmows poutine#guys I ran out of tags so I guess you’re not gonna hear the story about how we had 3 university students all hunched over food CHARACTER LIM
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im always curious about what is the most interesting thing ppl have eaten? something you didn't think you'd ever eat n something you don't hear every day from the people around you. not sure the right word to ask this question but I hope it makes sense
#and if its very 'out there' for you but very normal for me i wanna hear it!#like if its poutine LMFAO all good
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Literally so tired of every dinner of the past 3 nights getting ruined by everyone else's horrible food tastes
#first they WATERED DOWN the butter chicken curry#it was runny like water and you could not taste it#the corn we had as a side dish had more flavour#last night was pork roast and potatoes. BLAND. BLAND. BLAND.#NO SPICES NO NOTHING#i couldnt stand it i made myself fried rice instead#tonight? poutine.#i barely tolerate poutine at best when the fries are crispy#these fries?? these fucking fries??? SEVERELY UNDERCOOKED#i bit into one right off the pan. it was like it was SOAKED#like it had been SUNK IN WATER#and theyre all out there like “ohhhh the fries are perfect!!!''#NO THEYRE FUCKING NOT. THEYRE NOT EVEN SLIGJTLY YELLOW LIKE THEYRE MEANT TO BE#THEYRE STILL WHITE LIKE THE ARE WHEN FROZEN#THEYRE BARELY. FUCKING. COOKED.#AND THEY EXPECT ME TO FUCKING EAT THAT????
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Ben affleck Smoking dot jpeg
#theo rambles#showing up to my group project meeting in three minutes#after having spent the last hour losing my fucking mind crying bc im depressed and all the scary shit that comes w being depressed to the#point of where I am rn#and looking exactly like I’ve spent the last hour loosing my mind crying#am also eating something that isn’t shitty aw poutine or cookies I baked for the first time in a good thirty six hours. which.#not to be depressed but I simply do not have an appetite.#idk lol im still here so. I stay winning 😀
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I was looking up some dnd stuff to see what spiced Ulaver wine is and it's green mushroom wine (or drow green wine), which essentially is Vietnamese's green mushroom wine (Rượu Nấm Lim Xanh), I mean look at this, fits right in the Underdark and perfect in Minthara's tent lol
#Minthy “Surface food lacks flavors”#Like yes ofc when you only have stuff like poutine and fries#try Viet food and see if you can handle all the flavors#apparently drows also eat moon worms#guess what? silkworms and sandworms are my fav Viet dishes lol#I bet $5 Minthy would like chả rươi#colin plays bg3
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So far I have had a croissant, maple snow taffy, and poutine. What are some other foods I need to have in Quebec?
#all were very tasty#ive had poutine before but only like the fast food kind#so this was a lot better#i am definitely going to a tim Hortons at some point but i can do that in ontario#gotta do the specifically french stuff first
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saying the Newfoundland accent is just how all Canadians speak is like saying the New Orleans accent is how all Americans speak
#for those unfamiliar with Canadian accents#the Newfoundland or ''Newfie'' accent is the ''aboot'' accent that people stereotype as the general Canadian accent#basically only people on the East Coast (Newfoundland specifically) talk like that#like I'll get some ''oh dats a beaut der eh?'' slippage on occasion#but even *I* can hear it when it happens because it's not my natural accent#there are several Provinces in Canada and they all have different accents#*mine* for example is quite French because I'm from Quebec#so I emphasize certain sounds more than others (I actually pronounce ''poutine'' correctly for example) and I roll my r's better#I've literally never in my life said ''aboot'' and my mom was partially raised by a Newfie
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i am so excited to go to this christmas non-denominational holiday party my work has put together wherein i must do an extra in-office day on a friday. i am also really excited that they are doing it at a restaurant where i can eat literally nothing. it is really putting me in the christmas non-denominational holiday spirit.
#i am staring at the menu like.#i don’t understand why people do these things#also i unironically think they should be legally required to do non-christian holidays as well#like i would go to a new years party bc i can eat!! the food!!!#all the vegetarian food is smothered in cream idk why this is a thing#genuinely why are these things always food based#i think possibly i can eat the poutine idek
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man my brothers brought me a bacon mac n cheese grilled cheese sandwich(?) and oreo milkshake at 11pm. what a feast
#my brothers r crazy i love them. like what is this#hate to say this but the sandwich was kinda nasty#they both got a burger + mac n cheese + grilled cheese combo sandwich that shit was crazyyy#they got my mom (carb hater) spicy fried chicken poutine#she was like no dont get me anything im not hungry (after not eating all day) but girl she demolished that lmfao
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the audacity to call poutine american..................
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toji realizes he’s in love with you when he lets you shave his face for the first time,
he’s got the biggest grump of a scowl plastered on his naturally crooked lips. as he’s glowering, he’s also trying to prevent himself from smiling because you looked so cute. your touch with him was gentle—like it always was. after you wiped his face with a dampened face towel, you rub your hands against the lower part of his jaw. “soooo,” you utter, breaking the dead silence as he’s just peering down at you. “tell me ‘bout your day, toji.”
with the palms of your hands tenderly caressing against his chiseled jawline—you smear every part of his chin and cheekbones with shaving cream. even the secluded areas underneath his nose. as you do so, toji tchs. “day was fine, baby. ‘n i told ya i can shave myself.”
“i know i know,” you hum, creating a circular motion with your hands before gently making sure every sector near the lower part of his face was lathered with nice frothy amounts of shaving cream. “wowww, you’ve got such soft skin. skin routine when?”
“ugh, y’er insufferable,” he rolls his eyes. although, his skin was surprisingly clear. toji only had a bit of a stubble, hardly any facial hair but it was growing the more he aged. you took it upon yourself to ask to help him shave and he said yes, not realizing how much he’d soon grow to like it. the feeling of your delicate, warm hands rubbing against his face was somewhat . . soothing. with a deep, heaving sigh, toji’s hooded jade eyes meet yours. he spots your pout and his shoulders lower. “alright fine, i’ll teach you one day. only if ya stop poutin'..”
with a cheeky grin, your little pout falters and you smile. “okay,” and you wait for about a good three minutes to allow the spumous cream to souse everywhere on his pores. it takes a while—and as you wait, you take a moment to stare at his features. toji was definitely easy on the eyes up close. naturally long black lashes of his flicker as he returns your loving gaze, and he avoids eye contact for a moment. perhaps you were making him a bit . . nervous. darkened eyebrows of his arch into an almost sheepish raise while he watches your adorable curious simper stretch further. “don’t be so stiff, what are you, nervous?”
“not nervous. jus’ don’t want ya to cut my face off.” he grumbles in a hoarse tone, ogling intently at you opening the bathroom cabinet for his razor. “you know what y’er doin’ right? i’d like ‘ta keep my face.”
“oh, don’t be dramatic,” and now it’s your turn to roll your eyes. toji’s got a growing smirk tugging against his lips as he gawks you carefully start to shave in the exact sectors of where his facial hair resides. you did lots and lots of research—he knew this because he caught you reading various wikiHow articles on how to shave a guy’s face correctly. toji would never in a million years tell you, but he found that fact entirely adorable. you made sure you knew how to avoid burns and razor bumps. as you’re fixated on his chin, you mumble, “you’ll keep your pretty face, don’t cry.”
“aw, think ‘m pretty?” toji says, and you see the playful glint in his eyes. he’s easing up a bit, and he acknowledges that you were right. right about his stiffness, he was a bit tense. shoulders raised and all, but now—as of late, he’s starting to calm down a bit the more you talk to him. “i’d prefer the term 'handsome' but that works too, i guess.”
you deadpan, continuing your trail against his face—the razor sings out a shrieking tiiiing the more you gingerly shave with soft, gentle strokes.
it’s somewhat relaxing with the way the edges of the instrument adapts to the chiseled contours on his face. the foam starts to come off within each downward stroke and you’re very slow and precise. “okay, don’t be cocky,” you titter, and he feels his heart flutter a bit at how you’re just so dedicated. you’re so focused that your tongue briefly sticks out of your mouth, trying to make sure you do it perfectly. you tried your hardest not to cut him—you were so careful and that simple detail alone could have been enough for him to propose. “you should let me do this more. ‘s kinda fun.”
“eh. maybe,” toji shrugs, his voice coming out in a rough rasp. he doesn’t even realize it but his expressions significantly soften. he was only this way around you. to him, the thought of that was kind of scary. after you start to edge with the precision trimmer and reach underneath his nose and chin, you wrap it up. successfully discarding all of the foamy cream from his face, spotting his now clean jawline, you break away to rinse off the now grubby blades in the sink. “all done?”
“wait— don’t look yet,” you gasp, preventing him from gazing at himself in the mirror. “i still have to do the uh . . what’s it called again?”
toji snickers. “aftershave, baby.”
“aftershave,” you repeat. “right right,” and you’re so cute, kneeling down towards the wooden cabinet directly underneath the sink. you take out the mini bottle, pouring a nice goopy amount into your palm. you let toji wash his face with cold water first, patting it dry, and then you start to bedaub the facial balm in all the sensitive areas against his skin. he adores the mushy texture of your hands making contact with his face as each second passes. toji’s eyeing you, an almost grunt leaving his lips as a thumb of yours gently tickles against his infamous scar. the scar that slants itself near the right side of his lip. “thereee we go,” you give him a soft smile, the aromatic scent of tea tree oil setting against your nostrils. up close, his pores were now all so clear and you stare in awe for a bit at just how charming he was. the moisture that lays against his skin feels a lot more smooth. you grow silent for a moment before your own face softens. “okayyy, ‘m done.”
toji finally glances into the mirror, seeing his freshly new spotless face and he sees your proud toothy grin in the mirror’s reflection behind him. he cranes his neck to the side, feeling the once rough texture of his jawline now soft. he then lets off a tiny exhale. “looks good. y’er a natural,” and he turns to face you, he’s pondering on what to say. oh, your eyes sparkled with such admiration from his praise that it was just adorable. “thank you, sweetheart. for y’know . . takin’ care of me. y’er really . . sweet.”
and with that, his lips inch down to press a warm kiss against the crown of your head. your heart immediately swarms up with a frantic school of butterflies and so does his. toji prepares speak again and it’s an almost inaudible mumble. you could barely even register what he said at first because it was so hushed, but toji gruffs in a low tone. “i … love you..”
“h- huh?”
scoffing, he hides the burning embarrassed flush against his face by pulling you into his broad chest. you giggle at how he just abruptly snatches you close into his warm body before he slings a beefy arm around you. “i said, let’s uh.. do our skin care together later t’night.”
“awww i love you too toj—”
“oh my god, s-shut up..”
#★vegasbaby.#toji x reader#toji fluff#toji fushiguro x reader#toji x you#toji x y/n#jjk fluff#jjk x you#jjk x reader#jjk x y/n#jujutsu kaisen x reader#jujutsu kaisen x you#jujustsu kaisen x reader#jjk drabbles#jjk fic#jjk imagines
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Poutine is really the best dish that White people invented....ang pangit tignan pero masarap....lagi Kong ginagawa tuwing sabado
#it looks like fries with tonsil stones on top but it's tasty as hell#i made it all the time#idk where it's from i I jus saw it from a movie and then remake it with frozen fries and boxed cheese and powdered gravy ANG SARAP#poutine
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gab showing me food horror beyond my comprehension. why are people trying to make poutine healthy.
#I DONT EVEN LIKE POUTINE ALL THAT MUCH#but if you mess it up i become the number 1 defender of poutine .#its literally 3 of the simplest ingredients what do you MEANNN you put soy sauce in ur gravy . die.#angel.txt
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i like it when there is a thing
#that’s . thing <word slopped#i like it whennnnnnn#see backstory is fun even if ‘random’ sometimes look at. poutine 6 i had the song stuck in my head all day from it#and its so so good
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Tempted to do one of those "what do you associate with this place" with Canadian provinces and territories but a) practically no out outside of Canada can name provinces and b) there'd only be like one thing per province lol
#sasha speaks#y'all better associate me with ontario <3#but like québec would be french people and poutine#nova scotia would be lobster#all the territories would just be cold and snow#it wouldn't be much of a game but it would force americans to consider the possibility of the existence of other countries
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