#quebec: OUI OUI? THEN NO MORE ROADS MOTHERFUCKER
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My fellow Canadians
The time is now to gently impress on your Conservative-leaning family members that we cannot vote for Pierre Poliviere right now
For sovereignty reasons
Because when Trump repeats a joke enough times he forgets he’s joking
And it’s funny as hell to watch all the republican senators scrambling after him saying “no no no we cannot make Canada a state please no they will elect democrats”
And Poliviere is right leaning enough that they might panic slightly less and think they’d have a chance
(He’s also a fucking idiot who thinks we’re too stupid to notice him cosying up to the Christian fundies and big pharma and denying climate change, but people who ignore that aren’t likely to be swayed by facts)
#canada#canadian politics#canadians who wanna live in a us state so bad can always move#me? i still fondly remember healthcare being accessible and affordable before Doug Ford#but what if we lend them quebec for 6 months#trump: NO MORE FRENCH SIGNPOSTS#quebec: OUI OUI? THEN NO MORE ROADS MOTHERFUCKER#wonder how fast the bloc would rebrand#actually i bet they’d be more likely to win the referendum against the us 🤔#poutine guillotine when#(said with all the love in the world for quebec tbh they are a vital component of keeping canada unified)#(we make fun of the bloc but it’s because we know they’d panic like hell if they ever won; see - brexit)
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