#im sure this has been done

[ribbittrobbit]

ye olde bad children

watched the silly d&d movie and it made me wanna draw the bad kids in “traditional d&d” garb

and i know my caption game is weak but in the immortal words of ally beardsley, dice diety, it’s 3 am in a warehouse.

(literally, i finished this at 3 am)

[anordinarytrashcan]

"Me and my boyfriend saw you from across the bar and we love your vibe. Can we drink your blood?"

[anduriil]

[kristsune]

rewatching the two towers and noticed grima wormtongue has a black ring on his middle finger

diversity win: your evil counselor is ace

[nepenthendline]

Wriothesley: Thanks, Dad... Why is everyone staring at me?

Clorinde: You just called Neuvillette dad.

Sigewinne: You said thanks, dad.

Wriothesley: What? No, I didn't. I said thanks, man.

Neuvillette: Do you see me as a father figure, Wriothesley?

Wriothesley: No, if anything, I see you as a bother figure, 'cause you're always bothering me.

Navia: Hey! You show your father some respect!

[hedalexa]

Travis puppeting Yasha flirting with Beau

[justanotherfanfolks]

This has been done already this has been done already-

[hugh-lauries-bald-spot]

you can't be talking like that White Gandalf

[bumblingest-bee]

why are all the skeletons in the closet. do they need a better support system in order to come out, or

[dykemom]

MILF = Mutuals I'd Like to Fuck

[meatmensch]

gay as hell for a man to have feelings. who do you have feelings for? other men?

[imouthere]

good evening to this guy

[bethama]

The existence of subtext implies the existence of domtext.

[obkkseeker]

youve changed man, what happened

[confessionseddie]

EDDIE DIAZ 5.01 | 7.04 | 7.06

[introspectivememories]

was it casual when i sat in your lap in public? was it casual when i said "recently my heart is crying because you're leaving"? was it casual when we decided how your last name would fit with mine? ("yuki tsunoda-gasly" / "no tsunoda, only gasly" / "yuki gasly?") was it casual when we sang adele's "someone like you" together at your going away party? was it casual when i knew it was you just by touching your ass? was it casual when i knew it was you by smell alone? was it casual when "will you miss me?" / "for 2-3 minutes maybe" / "i'll take that. even if it's just 2-3 minutes, i'll take that"? was it casual when that bus was completely empty and we still sat right next to each other, all the way in the back? was it casual when i picked you up multiple times so you could dunk a basketball? was it casual when i begged to come over to your house multiple time and then you finally let me and we cooked fried rice together? was it casual when we played christmas twister together and i said "your big eggplant is touching my ass"? was it casual when we were pressed up against each other on a scooter going two miles per hour? was it casual when-