#im sure someone has already figured this out but i just love ranting

[noangeleither]

think i finally figured out sydney’s age using real evidence and not just vibes and voices in my head. and it’s crazy bc i guessed sydney was 26/27. and I wasn’t that far.

Sydney earned her culinary arts degree at CIA located in upstate NY. Apparently, it takes less than two years to earn that degree. Assuming she graduated high school at 17/18, this would put her at about 19/20 when she graduates and also when she goes to NYC for a food tour.

i got to this conclusion trying to make a timeline for carmys career (which made my head hurt). We know Carmy is 28-30 bc he’s the same age as claire a doctor who’s in her residency and that’s usually the age at which you start. I was confused about how long he spent at EMP. Fishes takes place about five years before s2 , and carmy is said to be in Copenhagen working at NOMA, putting him at 24/25 in this episode.

His cousin Michelle offered for him to come to NYC. So assuming he made the change in the following year that would mean he was at EMP for about 4 years until he has to go back to chicago after his brother dies.

I still dont know where the french laundry or any other of the places or cities carmy has worked at fit into this timeline. I know he leaves his house after high school and doesn't go to college or culinary school i believe so I wonder how he got his start, to be featured in food and wine at 21 and also work at the best restaurant in the world by the time he's 24....insane. i hope we get a clearer picture in upcoming seasons.

back to syd....

So we know about 4/5 years before the start of the story, Sydney and Carmy are in NYC. Sydney is 19/20 and Carmy is 24/25. They have about a 5 year age gap. Therefore Sydney currently is 24/25, possibly 26. And I only say 26 because i cant believe she worked at so many places (including Michelin star restaurants), drove for UPS (or was that when she was at school? after?), started a business, and then had that business fail all in the span of 4 years. crazy. my girl needs a hug

also makes me wonder how far removed she is from Sheridan Road? like when she applies to be a sous chef at the Beef was this something that happened a couple months before? a year?

all things will be clearer with future episodes i guess.

i just find their lives before they met extremly intresting and love how intertwined they are 5 years before they even laid eyes on one another. fated fr

i want a flashback episode of sydney herself but i also think a flashback episode of the day sydney went to EMP would be cool too. Like dual POV we see Carmy being miserable, Sydney becoming inspired. also would be cool if they really played into the fated aspect. have them cross paths without ever meeting. like have Carmy get on the subway the same time sydney leaves it to get off at a stop (SCREAM).

[serejae]

I CAN TRY BUT I CANT HIDE IT FROM YOU | J.WW

introvert wonwoo bf thoughts

for my wonwoo babies :), sorry for inactivity school started 😢

mentions of dress to impress 😏

even though wonwoo isnt good at cooking hes always making your lunches. HE HAS THOSE LUNCHABLES ON DECK. and trust hes snacking up your lunch box

^he never forgets to put a toothpick in there for you just incase (as someone with braces this makes my stomach have butterflies)

i believe he secretly had made a sims family of you and him with 2 kids and 3 pets. he even spent time making your dream home

speaking of gaming, i know whenever you both play scary games, hes always going first and risk his characters life to save yours. if you both were running from the monster hes behind you making sure youre is safe first

wonwoo doesnt care if seungcheol or jeonghan constantly clown him but he always WILL play dress to impress with you. he always votes your outfit 5 stars even if youre completely off theme or have only shoes and hair on

if you get hate on your outfit in the chat he doesnt defend you in the chat because hes just introvert. but, he will spam report the person until theyre kicked or banned

wonwoo is the type to always agree to you “the restaurant is an hour away baby…ROAD TRIP THEN!”, he always listens to your rants even if its the most randomest or boring thing he will stare at you with heart eyes as you speak and agree “yeah i cant believe she’d do that…”

adding onto the last one he will throw you under the bus to get out of situations. (i love introverts) he didnt wanna go to the after party? “sorry my partner just called, i gotta get home” or the “my partner said no, sorry” yes, you tweak a bit because what if your reputation is ruined but you know he’lll keep using it as an excuse T-T

he’ll do all the tiktok trends you want, you wanna kiss all over his face? YES! you wanna wanna do a small tiktok dance? YES! you wanna do a couple fit check with your matching outfits and creeper keychains? YES! and trust, while hes doing the tiktok dances he has a big smile on his face that make his glasses go up from his big cheeks whike smiling. and please. hes reposting it on all his apps.

in real life he already barely post selfies, but if you were his partner his social media is a you fan account, his profile picture is you, all his highlights covers are you and full of you, his post are all you, and his bio has you tagged

he BEGS you to match usernames in games and on discord like even if you dont play or use the app he’ll still keep it

LIKE PLSSLSLSL IMAGINE IT FOR ME

“ilovethemsomuch” is typing…

“canheleavemealone” sent you one notification

if hes a idol in this universe, he’ll go crazy on stage using his deep voice (we know…lalali…) then as soon as he sees you backstage hes running to hug you while bringing you guys to a corner to be alone as he mumbles sweet words “missed you baby” “lets go home and cuddle?” “im so lucky to have you”

hes the small spoon, he loves being big spoon but at night after all the protecting hes done for you, he just needs a little recharge with laying ontop of you while he hides his face in your neck as you run your hands through his hair

man is the definition of gentle love. cannot convice me other wise

in arguments, never argues back. just sits there allows you to speak, yell, get everything out your system and pays attention to you speaking so he can see what he needs to reassure, clear, and tell you

in big dinner parties, whether in a restaurant or house hes always sitting by you. in these big settings he never wants to leave your side, he holds your hand and plays with the promise ring he had gotten you

wonwoo loves it when you take off his glasses. he sometimes pretends to sleep so you can take off his glasses and kiss nose. you never told him but you slowly figured out when his cheeks redden each time

babe hes so obsessed with you. has your picture as his gaming pc lockscreen, homescreen, and even google screen. his password on everything is your birthday and if the members figure that out its your anniversary, and if they figure that one out, its the first time you two kissed

has your initials made with little gemstones of your favorite color on the side of his headphones and controller

has a polariod picture of you on his monitor, and on his desk

loves being the underdressed boyfriend when necessary. of course wont be underdressed all the time but he has his moments when youre shining and hes just…there…….(he loves you being the spotlight)

also loves it when you order for him, dont get him wrong, he’ll order for you no hesitation but sometimes his social battery runs low……

wonwoo i need

[fuxuannie]

could you do headcanons where the reader is ganke's cousin and miles fell first but she fell harder? tysm if you will do it<3

╭₊˚ ๑︰he fell first, she fell harder ♡

:★: relationship : miles morales x fem reader

:★: warnings : none, crack & fluff! no atsv spoilers

:★: a/n : suopr old req that i figured i should finish (ㅅ´ ˘ `) huhuoa RAAAGH pls dont be scared of me someone said im kind of intimidating PLZ im just a little guy

"What did I tell you to not do??"

"Fall inlove with your cousin.."

"What did you do???"

"Fall inlove with your cousin..."

"Morales I'm gonna KILL YOU."

I think that it was a sort of love at first sight moment, you walked through that door and his jaw was on the FLOOR. You were so pretty, you immediately smiled and waved at him once you noticed his presence and he was PANICKING in his boots trying to hold himself together.

You and Miles were mostly together when Ganke first brought you over, (of course with some complaining here and there from your favorite cousin) and Miles had the time of his life watching you rant about the smallest things as if they made a big impact in your life.

"POCKETS, MILES! MY DRESS HAS POCKETS!!"

He loved seeing you almost every other day, and after you left the dorm room of him and Ganke, the door closing reveals said roommate standing behind it with crossed arms. "How long have you been standing there..?" Miles raised a brow. "Not important."

"I can tell you've taken a liking to her."

"Have you ever heard of keeping a secret??"

"I don't plan on telling her, infact I wanna help you out. They've been single for so long that it's kinda sad." Ganke shrugged unapologetically as Miles blinked at him in disbelief. "You talk about your cousins like that?"

"Nope, just her."

And so the next 5 hours was Ganke telling Miles all about what you liked, going into detail about the endless date ideas you once rambled to him out of boredom and admittedly he took note of for times like this. Your favorite food, perfumes, type of gifts.. everything was discussed in the span of 5 hours.

If you can imagine Miles taking down notes with visual drawings thats because he can and WILL!! He's a dedicated man, just for you. <3

So for the past year, he's been trying to get you to fall for him. All through little hangouts, messages, calls and the sort.. Blissfully unaware that you had already liked him, just waiting for him to ask you out.

Miles' little mastermind plan was just an addon plus, you had feelings for him after a few weeks of knowing each other. Sure, it started off as a fun little 'happy crush' type of thing till you were up at night staring at your ceiling thinking about Miles' smile till 3AM.

You weren't going to ask first nor make the first move, but you didn't know how much longer you could pretend a mere brush of your shoulder against his doesn't have you thinking about him 24/7.

[brilliantfantasticgeronimo]

wild blue yonder

the tardis can regenerate itself...... !!! I mean, wait we knew that already kjhkjh but I just connected the dots now that... that means The Time Lords mined and mauled the child just to make their cars better, as well. Damn...

in classic who u used to have to use ur imagination to pretend everything wasn’t a wobbly set... now u have to use ur imagination to pretend everything isn’t a greenscreen :/

"is that who i am now?" the shocking thing isn’t that he is gay (that’s what donna interprets) the shock to himself is voicing how horny he is lol

Someone is gonna say gravity and that's gonna be fucking weird

"it would take trillion years to get that far” chills!

"no one is ever been this far. till us. and this ship" colonialism fiction dna shining thru

“you little streak” <3

"she'll move on" "not shaun, he'll go to that alleyway every year..." \ten at the alleyway to see rose parallel....

Ghost aroma!!!

blue and orange motif....…………… 13 aesthetic moments.... [13 and Swarm coded? / aka entropy/life coded?/donna and the doc...]

“maybe there's a tribe and they worship it… (…) time passes and the city falls... and there's the tardis" beautiful!! I'm could do somth w/ re: w/ the doctor and their companions. (eyes emoji)

"it got complicated" UNDERSTATEMENT OF A CENTURY #2

"The notion of shape is strange." "it limits" literally current architecture theory

This is so nofna solar system-core

love a classic “anti matter hates matter” story

[the no-bodies…?....cousins to the the could have been king ... with his army of never wheres…?]

This feels very [doctor trying to figure out their body in each regeneration] [intentionally?] this is so end of evangelion poster-core

"it’s strange enough my face coming back, but not this big" / [metaphor for reboots?]

This episode is like the clamoring for us to get a castrovalva 2 escher-like world again next season

"that's not gonna work either" i love these idiots

"why does it have to be one last trip?" rtd ringing moffat / gatiss / gardner / etc and being like like -

ok but follow this reasoning: if the doctor is the same person bc they keep their memories (as the show makes a point of.... constantly) ... and if the memories make the person ... then indeed an entity that copies the memories is the same person, is it not? Where do we draw the line between who’s “real” and who isn’t, in this scenario?

A CREATION I DEVASTATED / literally watched WoM two seconds before this w/ ten all "everything i do just makes it happen" sdjsdkf this is what i mean when i say the doctor has never Processed anythingggg since that Bottom Pit moment

"it wasn't your fault" "i know! (but it stil sucks!!!)" me at therapy like

"WHY DOES HE NEED YOU?" me, Pavlovian tone: because he is lonely...

“when something is gone, it keeps existing” → highlight this!!!! this is gonna be the new thesis statement about Grief!!! this is gonna be The Point for the next 4 years lol

It's very fun to watch this after marath6ning all of ten's era bc it's like... that boy never processed any of that shit. did 11 process shit? did 12? 12 maybe a little but really i think they just got even more trauma (bill ): ) dkdksks and don't get me started on 13. basically what im saying is the doctor Never did get a break on between waters of mars up until now... [and i guess to go further never did get a break after since like....... freaking ghost light skskskskkjkj seven is still There. we don't think about that enough.]

Donna being a clone fucker is not a headcanon ever thought i had but im glad its been confirmed now "donma doesn't think she"s stupid" im sure rtd has launched this exact same rant on so some unwilling family members while browsing ao3 "stop copying and make up your own minds" social commentary / commentary on reboots again / core "individualism > society" dr. who 101 messaging

The not things are kinda.... cute? skdksk if they weren't murderous they look like ppl to hang out w/ and play videogames......

"what do you want?" "you tell us" fundamental doctor-companion dialogue....

"love letters don't travel very far" put a pin on that...

ok.... ARGHGHGHH LET ME THINK THINK THINK skskks me failing at CBT be like

What if the doctor is from our universe. what then the doctor being like we have to mill ourselves immediately feels very 13

this is like "what if turn left and midnight but they go through it together this time <3" fic "where the walls are thin and anything is possible" eyes emoji

"that copy was 99% donna" so maybe re:earlier... what the show is saying between copy vs real is that it's all about the x factor, the 1%....

CONCLUSIONS! lived up to the hype! i think it's a bit 13-era vibe in that it's clearly influenced by all the prestige space-base-isolation scifi we see in the ~cinema now every year. the aesthetic is hitting that vibe (and going to the root, there's also a very clear Alien influence). kinda wish we had more one offs just like this one :( bc i feel the other 2 specials have too much Work to do, so there's not enough time to do.Fun like lore and character stuff. Execution wise is very successful. the switcheroos work. the callbacks work. there's a lot of character stuff happening ("I just realized I'm still working through that!") but it doesn't interfere w/ the adventure itself. My one grip is there's a couple shots that do feel too green-screen-y, but overall the ep is visually amazing. def only a story you could do now. also I love that the NMDs were like "rtd is gonna retcon the timeless child!!! everyone hated it!!!!!!!!!!!!!!" and he was like "cool. now watch this" lollll king moments. rare moments where it feels like we live in the best timeline.

[minquiec]

My 5k word essay on why I like bringing pain and suffering to the two idiots I love dearly (A thesis)

[alternative title being: me ranting abt jipunk for 2 hours straight im kiddingg]

So like

At this point I'm pretty sure most people can tell I enjoy pulling angst out of nowhere for absolutely NO reason necessary other than pain heeheehaahaa well it ain't gonna stop 😁 CAUSE TRUST THAT I will make sure every au I ever make of these two end in numbingly tragic angst one way or the other 🦅 jkjk they won't all be that bad it'll just have varying degrees of sadness

Anyways

I actually do have a reason for never giving them a happy (canonical or implied) happy ending ☝️ the thing abt me is every detail or like choice I make in character design/relationship/etc is that it's always intentional (most of the time) like there's always some kind of corny reason behind it bc I'm jwndkwjd insane and just think too hard abt two characters that don't even exist.

So like so like

I am an absolute loser for tropes like 'in another life' or 'in every life' or just anything among those lines. Like genuinely it does smth irreparable to my brain it's not even funny.

And basically the thought process for jipunk was like they're LITERALLY from different universes which quite literally means they can't end up together bc it's just not possible. But tbh the whole multiverse logic and how it works is up to interpretation cause y'know it's just a movie but personally I see it as smth pretty impossible for lore sake and stuff HAHSHA

So because the 'original' jipunk (atsv versions) can't end up together, I decided to go and think

"HMM."

"WHAT IF THEY ARE THE EPITOME OF 'ill find you in every universe" BUT EVERY SINGLE ONE OF THEM END IN THE SAME WAY (never ending up tgt)"

Cause for the different au's each of them is technically a different reincarnate in different worlds with different lives.

And like going back to when I said varying levels of sadness: what I meant was in some aus they'll be literally universes apart (which in itself is already sad asf) but in other aus they could live in the same world but their lives are like perpendicular lines because they'll meet and then never cross paths again (BECAUSE this is what their fate is supposed to be if we base it off their atsv counter parts: they were never meant to be bc they're from different universes)

BUT DONT KILL ME YET BC

technically

teccchnicaalllllyyy

In the long run they do have a happy ending

(longass run bru)

So there isn't a proper timeline for which universes 'happen first' bc that just doesn't make sense but

The modern au where it has the convenience store

Is their happy ending

Endgame au fr

Cause if you think abt it right (this is a headcanon), hb isn't the type of person to fall in love based on looks.

Yet in the modern au he ends up crushing on a silly little employee of the convenience store he goes to.

And like it's just this pull he can't understand for the life of him??? Cause it feels so shallow to him to like someone bc he thinks their pretty

Little does he know

So after they get tgt in the modern au, I'm thinking of this one moment where he kind of figures it out/sort of/not really but he is just like

"idk what it is but it feels like I've spent lifetimes with you"

BECAUSE YOU HAAAAAAVE@)$()2(# AAAAAAUEGEGHHEGEG JM SOBBING

HE SAYS IT BC HE REALIZES HIS SOUL IS JUST SO COMFORTABLE WITH HER PRESENCE ALMOST LIKE ITS GOTTEN USED TO IT SINCE A LONG LONG TIME AGO

And I realized just now but omfg the comic I made where he drunk confess and goes 'I liked you first'

HES LITERALLY BEEN LIKING HER FIRST IN THEIR FIRST LIFE (ATSV) IM GOING TO FUCKIGNNEF THROIWN UP

Soulmates idc idc IDCCCC

Took the quote I love you in every lifetime and RAAAAANNNN WITH IT

I enjoy tragic love stories tm

This isn't delusion anymore this is derangement

They r so dear to me

They are my kdramas, they are my bridgerton, they are my therapy this is how I cope.

[lesbianatomy]

havent been on tumblr for a while but i have been rewatching yuri on ice recently (yes, its that time of the year) & ive been listening to stammi vicino almost non-stop (thank god spotify wrapped alr came out bcs im inclined to believe it wouldve been my top song for this year otherwise) so needless to say i have heard this exact song looped many times & tell me why i just realized that we hear two different versions of it in the anime !!!!!!

im sure many avid fans of the show have long known this already, which is truly embarrassing for myself, having grown up in a music school, but i digress. the first is the original stammi vicino, used in viktor's fs program (the one that yuri famously copies). the other is the duet version we hear during yuri and viktor's pair skate in the former's exhibition.

there are quite a lot of noticeable differences. firstly, the duet is cut in length; perhaps because they didnt require the full duration of the song for the part that it was included in or other reasons, but i think its notable to acknowledge the lyrics that were excluded:

With a sword I wish I could cut those throats singing about love I wish I could enclose in ice the hands that write those verses of burning passion

This story that has no meaning Will vanish tonight together with the stars If I could see you, eternity will be born from hope

this is taken straight from the yoi wiki page. essentially, in the original this can be interpreted as viktor mourning his loneliness and yearning for a great love. its highly sentimental but also bitter in a way, even. viktor's status as someone of incredible fame and talent has distanced him from life and love, which is ironic given that he is now skating to a love song. the music naturally reflects this: cmiiw but i think the ensemble fits the standard of an orchestra from the romantic period; you can tell from the dramatic use of percussion, wind instruments, and the grandiose crescendos and range of emotion in general. the way i see it, this very much encapsulates what viktor is actually skating about: it displays itself as a very bold declaration of love, in line with viktor's reputation as a legendary, almost mythic figure, but the reality is that no one is there to stay close to him. he is begging for a love that does not exist; an absence of it.

compared to the original, the duet is much more subdued, but no less sentimental. there is a sweeter, more assured quality to it that i feel is missing from the other version, which is clearly yuri's effect on viktor's life. i remember reading a fic recently about how the main instruments used in yuri on ice (the song) aka the piano and the violin actually represent yuri and viktor's respective roles in yuri's journey, though i believe they also took inspiration from someone else's idea. regardless, thank you to whoever it was that initially came up with that analysis!!!!! because of that i understand why the duet begins with piano instead of a wind instrument like in the original; another nod to yuri's presence. there's also a much clearer emphasis on the violin in the duet!

(also, idk about you but when i listen to the duet as it nears the end, even though they never show the full exhibition program, its so easy to imagine how they continue skating the rest of the routine. down to the ending pose & everything. just soooo visceral and excellent)

whew. long-winded rant about stammi vicino over. i love this song & i genuinely think that even if you have no interest in yoi you should still listen to the soundtrack (passacaille in barcelona & kamome are in my top 3). worth ittttt

[svnflowermoon]

hi

remember the anon from a few weeks ago who asked for advice about a girl called M? an anon with the emoji 🫀? well idk if u have already guessed but that was me

i told M that i like her and that if she didnt like me back she must tell the truth and she said ‘thats the thing, i dont know how i feel about you’ and then i told her i would wait

now i dont know what to do except wait, and like i can do that but like im just scared and we’ve been thru so much shit over the years between us and i feel like M probably doesnt like me the same way and thats why she said she doesnt know as in i dont completely know if i dont like you…..

like we used to be best friends and then we werent and like she smiles at me and ive heard that she wants a girlfriend, but i’ve also heard she likes this other girl who is super pretty like M and like im not that pretty and what if she is holding a grudge against the stuff i said last year to her???

like ive been depressed and sad and cried so much over her before, and missed her so much, and ive felt the whole spectrum of emotions over her, and i really care about her and i worry about her and i love her but what if she’s never felt like that towards me??? what if what she felt about me was a silly crush she had for like two months?

what if she leaves me waiting for months or years and then tells me and then ive spent my whole high school loving her and she didnt?? then what?

oh my god im ranted so much im so so so sorry you had to read all of that but i really needed to tell someone who would understand?? cos like non of of my friends have experienced desperate lesbian yearning and its like so hard cos they like guys and i dont

i just like her so much and i dont know what to do if she doesnt like me

again im so so sorry

omg hi!! i'm gonna be honest i'm oblivious so i hadn't figured out that it was you 😭😭

oh my god that's such an awkward situation like there's really nothing you can do except wait for her omg

i hope she likes you back omg, also about the whole thing abt the other girl, there's a chance she just has a flirty personality and has trouble figuring out who she likes fr bc she flirts so often?? idk i wouldn't know i can't flirt for the life of me. (also i'm sure you're gorgeous don't put yourself down like that angel <333)

considering you're feeling so strongly about the whole thing, i'd recommend making sure you spend time with your friends. try not to isolate yourself, just because you're waiting for her doesn't mean you have to put your whole life on pause. genuinely like spending time with friends will boost your mood sm, it won't fix it entirely but it will help you remember that you have other people in your life that are there for you <33

if she leaves you waiting for ages and then tells you that, then honestly she's an asshole 😭 if she didn't feel at least SOMETHING for you, she would probably want to let you know as soon as she could to save you too much hurt. ofc idk cause idk her irl but personally when i don't like someone i want to break that to them as soon as i can. so i think she probably likes you, it might not be as much as she did before or as much as you like her but i bet she likes you

don't feel bad for ranting omg never feel bad for ranting it's okay <333 the desperate lesbian thing is so real lmao i totally get you, please feel free to update me on whatever happens <33

[cookstorys]

NEW EP OF 911 SPOLIERS ⚠️

So as most of you guys are aware I’m currently going through cloud 9 with Buck being a CANNON BISEXUAL AHHHHHHH. Now, with this being FINALLY being canon I have a list of things I except from Bucks new storyline

1. PLEASE PLEASE PLEASE DONT RUSH BUCKS STORYLINE! 911 was already renewed for a season 8 (because they’re just like that😝) so there’s absolutely NO need to rush his storyline. Sooooooo many people feel seen by 911 doing this, so their main priority should be to let this storyline actually be realistic and relatable because let’s be honest by doing this I’m sure 911 views have sky rocketed (by not only old fans coming back but by other people seeing this show has bi reputation) so their best choice is to keep fueling that passion from those specific group of people

2. Buck should have trouble with his sex life. NOW HEAR ME OUT PEOPLE. Buck has never been with a man before, only women, which means he’s never had gay sex before. Now there’s not a huge difference with straight sex and gay sex but if you’re used to only being in a straight relationship and suddenly you’re in a relationship (somewhat) with a man IT CAN FEEL LIKE IT! And let’s be honest, it’ll be SOOOO in character for Buck to freak out over having sex with Tommy for the first time 😭😭😭

3. Him and Tommy should atleast make it though this season. Like everyone I really want Buddie to happen, however, I really want Buck to be truly COMFORTABLE with his sexuality and used to being in a relationship with a man. This kinda ties in with not rushing his storyline. Not to mention Tommy isn’t even that bad fr, like people are kinda pushing it by hating him so much 💀

4. This is more of a personal want but I CRAVE a good love triangle, hear me out yall. Buck is finally getting used to being with Tommy and Eddie has slowly started forming a crush on Buck. One night Buck and Eddie are talking and Buck starts talking about how happy he is with Tommy. Eddie walks closer to put his hand on Bucks shoulder and say how happy he is for him but after a while they just stopped talking and stares into each others eyes then slowly lean in for a kiss. They could either kiss (Buck starts leaning into it) but stops and says this isn’t right he’s with Tommy OR before they could kiss Chris shows up screaming about wanting pizza (Eddie plays is off like nothing happen BUT Buck stands there deep in thought ‘holy shit we almost kissed”

…..sorry for the rant BUT YEAH that’s how I want it to go (hope you enjoyed that mini fanfic😭)

5. A screenshot and Oliver eating mfs up on his story. Guy I actually love him 😭😭😭

6. Episode 5 needs to be about him, I refuse to wait two weeks for more chaotic buck trying to figure

OK THAT’S ALL YALL, I just needed to speak on that, go to my request box if you want to talk about it IM ICHING TO TALK TO SOMEONE ANLUT THIS!

[chi1d0fcain]

As someone who have literally witnessed this, your feelings are beyond valid. I love u so much. Preacher’s daughter and everything you have ever made mean so much to me and they are literal masterpieces. Honestly, i mostly like the jokes in hopes of them reaching a bigger audience simply because i love u and i h8 how rare it is to find ethel stans in real life who know the lore and obsesses over it as much as me. And sometimes one reel could be the spark that starts all that. Giving u more streams and hopefully more money to fund more projects and hopefully physicals because i NEED IT. Is that selfish? Probably. Does it come with negatives? Absolutely. Is it worth it? As a barb first and foremost I think it totally is. Nicki is such a perfect example. Because she decides how seriously to take us. And treats the fans as literal children when they go crazy yet we always feel like we can joke with her and always appreciate her genius work all together. I feel like it’s something that all public figures have to deal with once famous enough and cannot be avoided.

I can never understand how you personally feel about this from your pov, and all the comments u receive but i find its very important and healthy for u to just simply filter these unserious people out whenever youre not in the mood and like. Log off. Or move to a different platform like nicki with queen radio which was literally the point of these radio shows that have now become as simple as ig lives. Not everybody has the energy to keep up with those esp if theyre boring in the beginning or maybe just stick more to tumbler or alt accounts whenever u want to discuss your art and those who care WILL be there to give u every ounce of support. But honestly these jokes are just another way of showing support and love. To these people and meme pages this is charity and their way of helping u gain more global attention and success which we all believe you deserve because of the greatness of your art. Whether u agree or disagree. I really appreciate the new album title and hope it shoos away the unserious children. But it is what it is. While we who care about u most will take these rants very seriously, those same people you complained about wont even read it. So yeah. Try these things. When u see something blown out of context yell at us in a simple story. When u wanna get serious, simple address the fans seriously just like a parent does. This way u ensure control over the fandom and maintain mutual respect and support! Those of us who love u wont go no matter how much u cuss us out. So let your emotions out. And we will always try to make fame a more pleasant experience. But as we all know its a curse. That also comes with benefits. Not saying this just as a barb, but everybody envies the relationship we have with nicki. She was literally in the middle of the street with fans surrounding her and she was doing a better job than crowd control + cops. And i know you are as great and as capable of such things despite how difficult it may seem. Keep reminding yourself that you have all the power over us. You can punish us with delays reward us with surprises etc. this is literally what nicki does. Like actual. Kids. And when u do that, us real fans feel entitled to play the big sister role, and we start individually making sure the childish people who don’t appreciate your art stay in their place. I hope u get my point. I love u so much. I wish i could elaborate more but i fear i already wrote too much and i really want u to read it so i dont want it to be overwhelming even tho its very messy and all over the place and i suck at explaining myself i really hope you see where im cominh from as i can literally go on about this for hours. Really wish i could help more. U got this tho! Love u to the moon and back.

Sincerely, a fellow child of cain.

P.s. even after all this i WILL add that i STILL would d13 to get my hands on your entire discography even unreleased pressed on vinyl. Not because im not taking u seriously, but because this is sooo important to me and we feel like the more we ask the more demand the higher the chance of getting what we want! Again, if this bothers you, you MUST go the parent route. Address the subject. Say that youre working on it. Or not interested in it right now. Show us that you hear every single one of us and simply respond accordingly instead of bottling it up and let it get to u. I promise if u address the issue once twice and thrice u will feel it go away. I know that it can be overwhelming as im neurodivergent myself, but its the most effective way to tackle this and to make this a better experience for u. After all you are the head of the snake and u have all the power. Do not. Forget it. Most of us real fans would bend to your will so fast. U simply need to own it and believe that you deserve it. Which you absolutely do. Speaking from nothing but experience as a barb for more than 10 years, and someone who had a fanpage was friends with big fan pages and knew the owners personally and a recovering chronically online member of many fandoms. Trying to drastically limit my online time but id do anything to even attempt make u happier and try to be of help

Hello very much :)

I thought about making a video on this topic but I decided to just write it out in a post instead. Either way, I'd like to speak a bit more specifically about a drunk rant I made on a separate account the other day that was not as well put together as I'd like to stand as my viewpoints on the subject.

tl:dr, I just feel as though there's a lack of sincerity in the world these days. I speak from personal experience as an artist putting things out into the world, yes, but also as a human being interacting with other human beings on the regular, and I have had my sentiments echoed by many other friends of mine over the past year or so, both artists and non-artists alike. Most of this will be framed through the consumption of art, because that's my own personal passion in this life of mine, but also the way we interface with each other and process the world around us. Now, don't get me wrong, I love to laugh. I love a good joke, and I love lightheartedness as much as the next person. But I saw someone this morning put it very succinctly in response to my rant, something along the lines of "don't let the joke about it overtake the source material." It feels as though it's a common occurrence these days to take a pinch of something with a lot more weight to it, often a humorous bit, and then run with it. Everyone then gathers around the pinch to ooh and ahh and consume it as a whole. Context is immediately lost, the legacy of that body of work becomes its own caricature, and anyone discovering that body of work via said caricature may forgo a piece of art they would otherwise love because "there's nothing there". And don't think this is me griping at those making jokes at the expense of my art. I make jokes about my own art. But when the joke dies, yet continues to grow, and spread, and finds its way back to me both on the internet and off for months (or, God forbid, years) to come, I can't help but say to myself; what the fuck is happening. Artists have fled the public and all their outlets for personality and expression outside the medium because they feel ridiculed. It's not even just their art. Katya comes to mind, speaking on how she went on youtube live a few years back in literal tears talking about police brutality and the injustices marginalized communities were facing at the hands of the government. Meanwhile, the entire comment section "yass" and "mother"ed her in barrages, not paying attention to anything she had to say. I get asked about when I'm dropping Preacher's Daughter vinyl en masse in response to my Palestine fundraiser links. It's everywhere and it's inescapable. No one can be serious for even two seconds.

This may all sound obnoxious; so be it. I tie strings from this central problem to many other complaints I have heard repeated ad nauseam the past few years. For example; the death of subculture. Goth, punk, whatever, you name it. People who built an underground counterculture movement with a rich history based on a love of art, community, and otherwise misunderstood worldviews and experiences deemed foul or inappropriate. Now we see bits taken from it, the terms and the looks, without any of the meat, spread thin across society as a whole. Words mean nothing anymore. One can rest on history and say they were a part of it when in fact, they did nothing. No appreciation or understanding to be had for the love and passion that built it. No serious interaction with the culture's very real confines and boundaries, just mindless co-opting. This has just as much to do with late stage capitalism as it does with excessive humor in lieu of sincerity, but it's certainly both. Again, this may sound like a silly complaint, but I don't care. The collective ennui we're all experiencing has a very real reason, whether we're ready to acknowledge or not.

In a twisted thread, it's even tied to our lack of care to change the world around us. People cheer on the idea of communism, but who among us is ready to give up the convenience of society as it stands? Amazon prime, doordash, fresh fruit out of season as I saw someone mention in a similar post last week; the marvels of modern technology. Do we really think these things can last in a society that isn't actively destroying the planet? We talk about the idea of something all day long but have very little to do with the actuality of what we're talking about. And don't think I consider myself exempt from this problem. I couldn't even try to claim to be. It seems nearly silly to be complaining, then, about the way people consume the art around them these days as we creep towards what feels like the end of days. But as long as I still draw breath, I must complain.

I miss genuine passion. As an autistic individual, when I'm alone, sometimes I cannot contain myself with how things make me feel. The music I listen to, the video games I play, the books I read. I almost feel the need to run through the house and scream in everyone's face how I'm feeling. It feels good to love intensely. Now, I won't pretend like autistic people haven't been bullied for this since the dawn of time, but there is surely a noticeable lack of passion in everything these days. Everyone can feel it, everyone is talking about it. Everything now is "cringe", or "doing too much", or "not that serious". Actually, it is that serious. Insecurity in one's own deeper feelings may not be a new thing, but a culture that seems to promote this eschewing of them does seem to be a new evil. The tone of the internet has completely shifted. I spent most of my time here when I first discovered it a little over a decade ago on Zelda forums and other chat-based websites, talking about how much I loved whatever fandom I was in at the time and having genuine and memorable interactions with like-minded individuals who felt the same way I do. Now, you have two options; if you hate media, you rip it to shreds, and if you love it, you word-salad it to death and parrot a joke about it that someone else said. I'm not saying people don't still talk seriously in a heartfelt way about the things they love, but it does not seem to be the initial reaction anymore. Do I have a solution to this problem? Of course not. I'm a 26 year old girl posting on a tumblr blog. If I had a solution, this is not where I would be dropping it. But conversation is God to man, and I believe in the ability to change things from the inside out. We make the rules, and we can change them.

Before I go, I'd like to just clarify that I am very grateful for my career, grateful to anyone who has ever given me and my art the time of day, grateful to anyone who has ever come up to me and connected with me over my work, and grateful for a life where someone making too many jokes is the worst part of my day. I do not think I am better nor smarter than anyone on or off the internet. I am simply a girl with big feelings and I enjoy talking about them with other people with big feelings, and it makes me sad when something avoidable or unnecessary gets in the way of that.

All in all, I love to love, and I love all of you, I love my life, I love this record, and mi amore vo- i mean.... oh, whatever.

(Feel free to sound off in the comments and please be nice to each other)

[animasola86]

hey queen! this is just a little ramble based off one of the questions you asked in one of the q&a's so I could share my opinion. please don't feel obligated to post this 😭

You asked how we'd feel about a chapter where Darling calls Sir 'Daddy'. I'm not too sure how I feel about it.

To me, their dynamic isn't really Dd/lg. Sir has helped her grow more mature in a way. She's learned things about herself and I feel like because of that, Sir wouldn't necessarily see her as a little girl, but as an uneducated person who just kind of needs someone to show her the ropes. Yeah, she still has a lot of learning, a lot of growing up to do, but I still think that Darling has a way of handling herself after years as an orphan.

She needs someone to guide her and help her, but Sir just doesn't seem like a Daddy to me, at least in terms of the name. The name is just kind of uncomfortable to me, just from my own experience.

Maybe if Sir really starts to pamper and care for her, but he's still fighting with those feelings right now, and I'm not sure Darling really views him as a father figure. More of just a horny, hot, and rich guy who pays attention to her, which is all she really needs.

Im not sure if this got the point across, but I hope it kind of helps? I just can't really see him as anyone else but Sir, you know?

But anyway, love you lots babes. You're so talented and even if you do decide to incorporate "Daddy" in a future chapter, I know you'll write it well. I have no doubts!

Thank you so much for your opinion (I hope you don't mind that I did post it, it just sums up what I was thinking so perfectly!).

I can't see Sir as "Daddy" either. He's too ruthless and selfish for that, despite the age difference. I had a comment on AO3 wondering/asking about the same thing, so I gave it a thought, but you are absolutely right, he's not a Daddy, their dynamic is more Dom/sub based, almost leaning to Master/pet(slave?), and I honestly can't see him acting all cutesy with her XD Giving her attention, yes, taking care of her after a rough scene, sure, treating her like a little girl? Not really (he may have called her that a few times, but not in a Daddy kinda way).

Despite his still somewhat hidden feelings for her, he still mostly sees her as his toy/plaything/property. And Darling? Yeah, I think she doesn't even know how a real father figure should look like/act/treat her, and she's already confused about her "relationship" with Sir, pivoting between calling him lover and abuser...

I may still try to incorporate the whole Daddy thing, maybe as a joke, maybe for her to try out and realize, nope, doesn't work, at all. We shall see, but overall, yes, Sir just isn't cut out to be a Daddy (he probably also hates kids with how careful and meticulous he is about birth control *glances at the poor girl from Abandoned*).

The Dd/lg story I'm currently exploring has a very different man in it, it's fun to lean more into the caring type after writing such a tough guy who takes what he wants and demands absolute obedience, and developing the Daddy type made me realize how different Sir is.

It really wouldn't fit to make him so soft so soon, so as much as I want to call him something else (my own fault for not giving him a name xD), he will remain Sir!

Thank you again for sharing your opinion and reaching out! You're too sweet! <3 I'm always so happy to read feedback and to be allowed to rant and ramble about my story and characters! Makes my day! :) Thank you for rambling with me!

[omitea]

𝐌𝐈𝐒𝐒𝐈𝐎𝐍 𝐒𝐔𝐂𝐂𝐄𝐒𝐒𝐅𝐔𝐋

char. g. suguru x fem! reader.

tags. you and geto figure ur feelings out. only fluff for geto <3 he has suffered enough (not). highschool setting.

note. here u go bb @satorisoup i hope u enjoy my love <3 i tried my best…. idk if its proofread good enough.

“im sure he feels the same,” shoko exhaled. a cloud of smoke leaving her parted lips. “you’ve been pretty obvious, love” she finished and stepped on what was left of her cigarette.

this was probably the third time this week that you’ve rant to shoko about a certain problem that was occupying your mind. or a certain someone. geto suguru. he was intriguing to say the least.

maybe it was the boyish smile he wore on his face whenever he was with his two best friends. or the way his pretty face was on display whenever he wore his hair in a messy bun. you don’t know what it was, but it for sure left you kinda desperate to learn more about him.

you huffed out a short breath and shook your head. “not obvious enough when he doesn’t even talk to me.” he barely even looks your way whenever you two cross paths. “maybe this is all a waste of time…”

shoko opened her mouth to speak up, but was abruptly interrupted by an obnoxious voice calling out to her. “just the person i was looking for,” he smiled. almost too bright as he looked over his glasses.

along side the white haired boy stood his friend, almost uncomfortably standing on his own two feet. shoko leaned and whispered something incoherent in your ear before leaving with gojo— who sent a wink your way.

leaving you alone…with him. you should have known. you should have suspected something was up the moment she called you out of the blue.

the bubble of silence that engulfed you two was louder than the volume you kept your tv at, louder than the speaker that played music in your dorm when you and shoko were painting each other’s nails. fuck it, maybe even louder than your heartbeat at this moment.

oh, im so killing her after this, you thought.

what felt like slow painful minutes, soon came to an hold when suguru finally cleared his throat. this caused you to snap out of your thoughts.

“were you also forced to come out here?” you could only hum at the question— not trusting your voice to say something in return. you heard shuffling behind you and soon enough, a comforting smell of cologne wafted swiftly through your nose. almost inhaling the scent.

he was close. standing next to you. leaning on the exact same railing. but he made sure to keep a decent amount of space between you, incase you felt uncomfortable at the proximity.

“you could just leave you know,” you sighed. fingers tapping at the railing and the familiar anxious feeling bubbling inside the pit of your stomach. your eyes slightly widened at the words that left your mouth, mentally cursing at yourself for not thinking twice about said words.

a deep rumble came from out of his chest. more like a chuckle. what surprised you more, was the heartwarming smile he shot your way. eyes closed and teeth slightly showing. if your heart didn’t skip a beat before, it definitely skipped more than a hundred beats now.

“that’s not what you want, right?,” what was meant to be a question, sounded more like a statement. you let out a shuddered breath, “i don’t know what you mean by that, geto.”

the space that kept you apart, felt dramatically smaller in a blink of an eye. “i don’t recall telling you who i am, though.” he grinned. if it weren’t for the railing, your knees would’ve given up already. there was nothing you hoped for other than a curse that would swallow you whole and make you disappear.

“i heard shoko calling your name once or twice on campus,” you lied through your teeth. anything to help end this conversation sooner. he was quiet for a moment, probably contemplating whether he should believe you or not. but he goes for the latter.

“so it definitely isn’t related to the conversation you just had with shoko?”

your breath hitched and you pulled yourself away from the railing. “has no one ever told you it’s rude to eavesdrop?”

and there was that smile again. you did like his smile, but you would also pretty much like to wipe it off his face right now. “we should get to know each other better, don’t you think?” he questioned back. completely ignoring the one that was sent his way.

you stood there dumbfounded, eyebrow raised. “why’s that?.” you internally cringed a little at yourself for playing dumb. if anything, you would probably be jumping in his arms right now if you were extremely desperate.

“what if i told you i feel the same, hmm?,” he said, voice coming out almost in a form of a whisper. his eyes briefly traveled towards your gloss covered lips before they met your wide eyes.

those exact same eyes he saw a few times when walking around with gojo. the exact same eyes that filled with excitement whenever you spotted your favorite insect. or when you finally got a chance to sit under the beautiful cherry blossom trees to relax your busy mind.

it was hard to avoid you. wanting nothing more than to make his way up to you and introduce himself. but all he did, was ask shoko about you. admiring from afar. he wasn’t like his best friend, gojo satoru. the one who always had some girl drooling over him. so he made assumptions that led to him believing that maybe the quick glances weren’t meant for him— but for his best friend.

but those thoughts were erased once his friend dragged him out. just on time to hear you rant frustratedly to shoko. which finally gave him the boost to talk to you for the first time.

“would that make this whole situation make sense?,” he swallowed. “i didn’t have the courage before, but now i do.” your eyes searched his for any reason to joke about something like this, but fortunately found none.

“so tell me if this is a waste of time so i can leave you alone…,” his voice trailed off. suguru didn’t show it, but his heart rate was picking up and his hands slightly shook out of nervousness. he didn’t know if it was the sun that was making him burn up, or the anticipation— which was making it harder for him to breathe.

“yes,” you mustered up to break the silence that consumed you for the second time. his brows slightly furrowed, but you didn’t bother to give him a chance to speak.

“yes. i would be happy to get to know you better, geto.” you smiled. it didn’t matter if it took months of silently admiring, or weeks of sleepless nights. it all worked out in the end.

and so it did for the two heads that were peeking around at the corner of the hall— giving each other a fist bump for their successful mission.

©𝐎𝐌𝐈𝐓𝐄𝐀. please refrain from stealing my works !

[theodoretheninja]

My grandfather Reginald Arthur Chidley told me a lot about his life and I wish I knew even more. He was a kid during the blitzkrieg and told me stories of how he walked to and from school each day. Sometimes he would walk home with his friends, say goodbye, then walk past their blown up house the next morning while their bodies were being dug out of the ruins. This sparked him trying to join the military at a young age. They denied him entry because of his intellect, saying people like him would be vital to rebuilding the country after the war.

He went on to work for Boeing and was part of the team that designed the wings on the 747. I'm not sure on the details here, but he wound up in computers after that. Most of my childhood, my grandpa sat in his office at home. He and my grandma owned and operated a mailboxes ECT. franchise and I always assumed that he was working on their computer systems, as that's what I was told. He was always on the phone with IBM, so I figured they were just bad with computers. Turns out, my grandpa was a contractor for them in his "spare" time and he was always on the phone HELPING IBM with THEIR computer issues. The gravity of that didn't hit me until after he passed away.

He thought me about aerodynamics and computer programming. Wish I'd listened more. Wisdom comes with age, and no matter the generation, we all realize that in our old age and try to share with the youth. I already see it happening with myself and my children. Unfortunately, since wisdom is what allows you to discern what is important and you don't have much when you're young, they likely won't care about anything I've told them until im old and gray, or maybe even dead.

This is another reason I think keeping a journal is good. Historians love it, but also I think some day your children or their children might want to know who you were beyond the pictures. Regardless of how wasted it usually is, never stop sharing your wisdom and the things you've gathered through life. You never know what it will mean to someone else.

Sorry for the rant. If I can get someone to send me a picture of it, I'll post my Grandpa's Gary Larsen comic. IBM commissioned him to make one for him. It has a computer monitor with a claw coming out of it and grabbing a guys face, while his boss stands over his shoulder and sips coffee saying, "don't worry, r.a. Chidley is on it."

[bye-bye-firefly]

Alright, I just finished Penny’s playthrough of The Last of Us. That was so good. I had heard some stuff about the ending beforehand so it wasn’t as big of a shock as it would’ve been if I hadn’t but like I just wasn’t expecting it to be like that. I’m still in kind of a daze. I’m really impressed. I haven’t really had time to figure out all my thoughts on the ending but like I definitely agreed 100% with what Penny was saying. Ellie should’ve been told what was going on and Joel shouldn’t have lied. And like yeah, it did feel like Joel was saving Ellie for his own sake rather than for Ellie’s. Also, the beginning was so well done! Like, the whole thing with Sarah at the beginning like actually almost made me tear up. Like I could feel that pressurey feeling behind my eyes. I know that probably doesn’t sound like a lot but like I’m one of those people where like it’s very hard for fictional stories to make me at all close to tears. I still get totally attached to characters and can feel emotionally annihilated by the events of a story, I just usually stare at the screen or pages or whatever I’m looking at like it’s a monster though. So it really surprised me that a character who I barely know anything about was able to get that much of a reaction out of me. I think it’s just something about that scene.

Anyway, thanks for recommending Penny’s playthrough! She was very entertaining and made me genuinely laugh a bunch! I loved the bits, not to mention watching her attempt to hunt a deer and fail for like 15 minutes straight was absolutely delightful. Also very much enjoyed hearing her mess with her watch thingy on stream. Both are definite highlights.

I’m very excited for when I look at Part 2, I’m also very excited to watch the tv show. I really hope it’s a good adaptation. Thanks again for the recommendation and thanks for writing a The Last of Us DRV3 fanfic and talking about it since I’m not sure at what point in time I would’ve actually ended up looking for a playthrough to watch of the game otherwise!

yeah the intro to the last of us is like. fuck man . i remember playing through that and just sobbing that intro is so good. and penny is SOOO fucking right literally the only person i trust to play tlou2 EVERRR i know for a fact that she gets it like i get it and really thats all that matters. shes the best. her videos are all awesome im so sad it took me so long to get into watching ALL of her stuff and not just the fandubs. the parts that made me really cry were of course when sarah dies, when sam and henry die, when ellie rants at joel (everyone who ive ever loved has either DIED. or LEFT ME. everyone...fucking except for you! so don't tell me i'd be better off with someone else, because the truth is that i would just be more scared.), when joel got hella hurt and ellie had to bring him out of the university, when ellie killed david, when ellie nearly drowned, AND! at the end of the game. that final scene kills me. i feel very much for tlou and really everything all the time. really

although its not NECESSARY. i still would recommend looking at left behind <3 SORRY sorry i just love left behind so much there is so much in left behind that i just die over everyday i think about the events of left behind and i die and i die and i die. i think about i got you babe and i DIEEEEE its EVERYTHING to me. FOREVER!!! penny also played left behind and its super fucking funny also there was one part where i had to pause the vod i was laughing so hard

i cannot WAIT for penny to play part 2 because she said she liked it and she had already played it before and i was like omg...this is gonna be fucking awesome VERY fucking excited. i have to tell you. when you get into part 2. PLEASE keep an open mind ive lost too many people to the dudebro gamers who dont like part 2 i love part 2 i LOVE it. i get so sads every time i see someone who doesnt like part 2 and thinks it made no sense like IT DOES!!! BUT IT DOES!!! my world my star my shining star shining so brightly

thank YOU for looking into tlou its my favourite video game series EVERRRR it shaped me into who i am today and it is my World. im still getting through writing the first chapter but im literally having so much fun with it its UNIMAGINABLE. im so excited to post it i dont CARE if no one asked for it IM MAKING IT. but seriously no one asked for this there was like only one person who made a last of us crossover in the drv3 tag 😭 if no one is making this for me...ill make it for MYSELF!!

[bump1nthen1ght]

hi! im kinda new to the whole ask thing (anxiety gets the better of me a lot😅), but i saw youre open for headcanons so i figured id finally be brave

if it’s not too much trouble could you write some headcanons sfw (and maybe n/s/f/w also if you have time) for a shadow monster with a ftm partner (he/they pronouns) please? how the shadow monster would be to their partner and comfort them when they’re dysphoric? could you use just the word chest for that part please?

if you do the n/s/f/w could it be something soft and sweet please? with also aftercare also please?

i know this is a lot, and i understand if you don’t write it. but if you do thank you in advance!!😊✨

Sure thing anon! It’s no problem at all (*´꒳`*)

SFW and NSFW headcanons below

(Warnings: Mentions of misgendering, gender dysphoria)

SFW

-First things first, if you are ever looking for a snuggle, your shadow partner is the place to go!

- Their ability to shape shift makes them the ideal cuddle buddy; Their favorite thing to do is slowly wrap your shadow around you in a hug, running their fingers up and down your arms. They’re like your own personal safety blanket, it’s great

- So in these moments when you’re feeling dysphoric, when you’re out and about or at home, you can expect a warm hand in yours and gentle affirmations in your ear

- Will not hesitate to throw down if someone deliberately misgenders you. They may be your sweet love bug, but their claws an intimidating 11 feet will come out if needed

- “I’m sorry, we’re you speaking to my handsome partner? Surely not, or else I’d have to rip that filthy tongue out of your mouth.”

- and although they will start a fight for your honor, if you tell them to back down, they will

- On rough nights, expect heaps of your favorite food and whatever you want to do. Even if it’s just walking around the block, them lingering in your shadow and listening if you need to rant; They’re a fantastic listener

NSFW

- On these bad days, your partner will definitely prep a romantic bath: bath bombs, treats, and candles. The dim bathroom means they can encompass you completely and not cramp the bath

- those clawed fingers will run up and down your stomach, pressing kisses to your neck

- “You’re exquisite darling. How was I so lucky to end up with a partner so handsome, so enchanting?”

- Their claws will tickle your sides, trying to ease out a chuckle as they nip at your skin; each mark is left with a skin

- It starts playful, but soon their chuckles turn to groans, their hands wondering across your thighs and play with your chest

- “So delicious.” They’ll murmur, lips pressed against your clavicle. “All for me.”

- Their body morphs, bending with the darkness so that their face is pressed into your stomach, lips now kissing below your navel

- They love to soak up your presence; kneading your muscles and tasting your skin is already perfect, but tonight is about you.

- (Let’s just say their tongue is quite long and quite….agile 👀)

- If you grab their horns while go down on you, they’ll go feral. Biting your thighs and moaning your name

- Every shadow reaches up and caresses you, worshiping your body while their tongue has you seeing stars. If you have a sensitive chest they’ll adore teasing it. The noises you make only spur them on, they’re a sweetheart but they have a soft spot for edging

- With your permission, they’ll make you orgasm till you can’t think anymore, they’ve got the hunger and the skills for it.

- (Once again, those shapeshifitng abilities come into handy 😫)

- They love kissing you through your moans. It’s sloppy, all long tongue and drool, but that’s just because their so desperate for your taste.

- They’ll end the night optioning up your body, demanding that they carry you to bed (“I tired you out darling, it’s only fair.”)

- Your tucked into bed and they turn off the lights; Never has the darkness felt more comforting

[vsa-pieldepapel]

Ayo bro I love your art and your headcanons (they're incredibly fucking rad)!! I'm not a professional in this field, but you seem to be, so I thought I would consult you:

I'm making an AU/writing a high school drama fanfic and I plan to have quite a bit of Ralsusie! So I was wondering if you had any ideas as to how they would work out? (By the way, Susie is a jock [I have to squeeze in the high school stereotypes somehow] and Ralsei is the straight-A student who just transferred.)

Actually as a board certified ralsusie professional ship consulting starts at $20/hr payment through PayPal only /j

Well before anything else a cool chum I met recently already did something from this concept and he really is the one who gave me strength to post my garbage so by all means if you haven’t seen it I’m sure it’ll feed your inspiration. If you have, then good. Check him out in general his ideas are great

Also I need to disclaim Im not murican My high school experience is different oh la la Latin America and my knowledge of these tropes is limited to shit I’ve seen in movies, so that part you’re kind of on your own because I am not familiar. This really is gonna be a long rant about why I love this dynamic so much and how I could feel they would meet, possibly? Sorry for the wall of text anon kek

Dynamic good

Truly the main reason why i am drawn to them and what I would make fuel their relationship growth is that they are good for each other. Since chapter 1, Ralsei has both accepted Susie’s personality and not allowed her to step all over him, calling her out when her violence is counterproductive, even refusing adamantly to give her cakes until she promises not to mock him anymore. He does not give in until she meets this condition, and I like how he can be empathic without letting her stomp him. At the same time, Susie challenges Ralsei’s very square perception of the world. When he misjudges her because of his strict views, her actions push him to accept new possibilities and approaches.

At the same time, Susie is clearly starved for companionship and affection and his unconditional delivery of it probably gives her immense solace; and despite his general goody two shoes attitude, we can see in Chapter 2 Ralsei has his own little mischievous streak and her teaching him sarcasm opens the doors for him to be more playful when it comes to her. And he seems to be attracted to a degree to her spontaneous larger than life approach I.e “isn’t it wonderful that she’s her?”

Something I find great about them is the lack of past baggage like Susie has with the rest of Hometown, which means he meets and treats her without prejudice in Chapter 1; he’s not scared of her, and to someone whose whole shtick is intimidating others in self defense he just tears through her mechanisms like toilet paper lmao. Susie is left kinda open and vulnerable and it allows for a more honest connection down the line, especially because Ralsei already wears his heart on his sleeve and so she knows when it comes to him there are no mind games and if he says he finds her attractive, she knows for a fact he means all of what he says. Susie can let herself kinda just feel the thrill of having a crush without so many worries and they’re both kinda alone and socially awkward and figuring shit out with immense patience

They like each other, actually

Writing opposites attract is kinda hard (I know this cause I’m so big into this shit I think so many of my ships have it) you need to have them bond over something. Which is where I feel like I see something that’s kinda slept on: I think they actually find each other really cool, genuinely.

Of course with Susie it’s easier to see why Ralsei would find her assertiveness and general punk attitude cool (cause it’s cool as fuck duh) while also honestly enjoying the other facets of her personality, which I feel we can see a bit in the healing magic sequence… He can see a vulnerability exists and is hellbent on finding it because he likes her (boat ride dialogue again, accepting he missed her trying to take on her sense of humor a bit etc) And like I said before he has this little playful streak about him he can really enjoy with her but. I feel like not enough people talk about how Susie finds Ralsei cool, she just tries not to say it because of her defenses

In the healing sequence she says like “teach me when it’s blood explosion magic”, and then immediately tries to twist it as if she would reluctantly go along with it if he wanted to— after a little hesitation, almost like she is trying to get it across, in a convoluted way, that she does want to learn it because it’s cool she just can’t bring herself to admit that. She even wants to show off what she learned from him susie thinks healing magic is dope She also says “feel better?! After you just came over and— well, I guess it doesn’t feel WORSE” again the whole trying to act cool while also trying to convey yes, I feel better, I liked it. Heck, she hears the screaming and instantly thinks of him in Queen’s Castle, despite the fact at the time she didn’t need his healing yet; mentioning him all along during that sequence “why isn’t ralsei here to teach the moral lessons?!”

Maybe Ralsei is not the Cool Punk Badass type but Susie likes what he has in a completely different way.

And that’s without even talking about the unused sprites kek. These melt me man

Ok but this is just a regular high school

If I had to make a dark world-less alternative for a high school fic i would roll with Susie needing better grades for a sports scholarship and him being assigned to be her reluctant tutor, cause the dynamic shines with her trying to take advantage of this position and all of her attempts to intimidate him into cheating etc flunking because he’s not scared of her.

The extracurricular time spend together allows them to bond in the same way the cotton candy sequence (that fucking killed me btw) did. It allows them to talk about stuff that isn’t school or gossip and know each other better which I feel they did a lot of in Chapter 2 and that was really nice to me. I feel like with time susie starts to enjoy his infodumping; we saw this in canon a bit with how he treats his explanations in chapter 1 versus actually looking forward to being taught by him on chapter 2. And his unconditional encouragement is different from the constant pressure of teachers parents coaches etc.

I can see him doing shit like quizzing her to prepare for a test and every time she aces an answer he gives her a candy from a bag. He knows what buttons to push to motivate her and how to do it in a way that will make her better and she enjoys the challenge

thank you im really glad you like my ideas enough to send this ask, thats crazy man. But your au is your au so by all means don’t use this as any sort of strict rules, it really is just me rambling. And also when you do make the fanfic share, all 10 of us susei enjoyers will love it im sure. I am absolutely rotten over them at least, enough for this to hype me a little

Anyway /rant

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Heavy Opinion on this!!

Full on rant here btw!! I'm open to any opinions on this matter (even outside of the om fandom,just proship in general) I'd love to hear everyone's opinion!!!!:33

**accidentally tapped somewhat agree btw**

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I absolutely dislike proship but the reasoning makes sense, sure they aren't really siblings by blood but they do view each other as siblings:3 (Referring to Luci x Mammon, which eww!!!) As for any ship involving Luke,the reason being that he's '1000 yrs old' anyway, physically he's 10. As stated by the om wiki!!

I just hate how some people go as far as to send death threats and such to proshippers. Proships won't ever be canon anyway?? being so worked up over someone elses pov is so fucking strange. Telling someone to end themselves purely because they did something you don't like is way more immature than proshipping imho.

"They're a teen/grown adult and still proship!! Its weird im gonna attack them!!"

Everyone matures and plays out through life differently. I cannot stress this enough, surely out there is some teen who has more common sense and mental maturity than some adults exist. Let them realize on their own, if they're already receiving hate or backlash for proshipping then let them figure things out on their own. Let them realize that what they're doing is a potential harm to not just themselves but to the fandom as a whole. There's literally no need to be attacking them, finding their address, leaking their personal info or wtv to the public just over a ship. Obviously though, if it were an adult shipping a Minor and Adult, maybeee look into it. But then again, remember your place. If you're just some random teenager online with no connections to the adult at all, maybe step down and inform someone else???

And this doesn't just stop at proship, sadly. The entirety of the fandom is so worked up over shipping in general, esp rareships. I've seen people receive threats and hate over rareships like Simeon x Diavolo or even the more well known ships like Dia x Lucifer. Simply because they dislike it or they like one/both of the characters and can't stand to see them shipped with any other character other than themselves/mc. Which is actually kinda pathetic LMAO..

I totally understand that view over characters because the way Om builds the story forces you to get attached to them, at some point I was also ermrmrm like that!! But maturing mentally really does something to you. Take some time to relax and realize that they're fictional characters. Everyone has their own personal views and ways of perceiving the characters, whether you like it or not.

Conclusion!!

Don't be an asshole just because you see something you don't like. Take your time to breathe and move on, if you don't like it, don't give a fuck. The internet has tons of shit you won't enjoy, and proship in the fandom you're in is just a small part of it. Ty for reading!!!

Okay y'all need to calm down about "Proshipping". These are literal demons in hell that want to eat us. Also they're alllllll fictional. Fake. Not real beyond what is on your screen. Dark media has existed for thousands of years, you're not a good person for policing people, you're acting as a dictator of what can go in fandom.

If you cannot curate your own content intake you do not need to be online. Be responsible, use your block button. Filter tags, block tags, it is bafflingly easy to do, yet some of you can't wrap your minds around it.

I cannot stand seeing you fully grown adults send suicide baits to a fourteen year old because they like to ship Lucifer and mammon.

It's pathetic, and the fact that I have seen y'all bragging on other sites of supposedly getting people to go through with it is disgusting.

You play a game that is full of so much problematic shit, but you can't stand when someone actually expands on it? Literally the thing y'all have been begging the devs to do? Why do you think they haven't when you react like this to fans doing so?

Shameful. Get a life and leave people alone.

— Anon