a certifiable clusterfuck of things I can’t say in front of my family
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Amazon Prime has really wrecked my sense of how long mail is supposed to take getting places
#what do you mean up to 5 business days?????#wtf#I just want my stickers redbubble#annoyed after 3 days of waiting#i’m ridiculous#amazon#amazon prime#mail#snail mail#funny#meme#shitpost#redbubble#stickers
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I simp for the solar panel
#he’s literally a techno wizard#he comes with familiars#what’s not to love#tfp soundwave#doesn’t get enough love#transformers#transformers prime#tfp#soundwave#decepticons#funny#meme#shitpost
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I’m down so bad for her and the peak representation she’s bringing to the table
#when I tell ya’ll this girl is so fine#good lord#AND SHE’S QUEER?!#cinematic masterpiece#the voice is peak#the design is peak#she is everything#gachiakuta#gachiakuta semiu#semiu#black representation#lgbtq representation#anime#I don’t even care if she becomes the sole reason people start this show#just give it to me#funny#meme#shitpost
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I just need to see the tattoos…and maybe where they go-FOR SCIENCE AND LOGICAL REASONS
#oh lawd#houston we have a problem#it’s another blonde pretty boy#lemme see#gachiakuta#enjin#anime#shitpost#i’m rattling the bars of my cage#gachiakuta enjin
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If Present Mic was a country hero he’d sing like Tyler Childers
#he’d be belting way of the triune god#bnha#mha#present mic#bnha headcannons#tyler childers#he’d write all your’n about aizawa#erasermic#funny#shitpost#anime
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Took away her crab and her tunnel, 2 balls seems like a fair exchange 🤷♀️
They really got me invested in this man getting his balls back
#the math is mathing#dandadan#ken takakura#okarun#turbo granny#dandadan fanart#animatic#funny#meme#shitpost
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Am I the only one who hates the new flip phone style? Am I the problem child?
#brother ewwww#we went away from flip phones for a reason#stop trying to make fetch happen#samsung flip 6#motorola razr#apple#phone#samsung#motorola#technology#funny#shitpost
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They’re not canon! There’s nothing remotely romantic about their relationship!
That’s cool. You go live in your sadness world. I, however, couldn’t care less about what you think, and will be in my world of schmoopy, campy, fluffy, gay fandom funtimes.
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New fav hibachi spot unlocked: Waffle House
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My new fav thing rn is asking Trumpers if they like Superman, and when they say yes going: “ew he’s an immigrant”
#superman 2025#brother ewwww#he’s an alien though#he has fake papers#superman#superwoke#funny#meme#shitpost#us current events#dcu#maga cult#immigrant#fuck maga#david corenswet
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Really wishing sneakers had a trade-in value like a car
#brooks sneakers are mad expensive#give me $20 towards a new pair#please#brooks#i’m just a girl#funny#meme#capitalismo#sneakers#shoes
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Bro is keeping the honmoon golden himself
#same though#I bet he cried like me#netflix kpop demon hunters#kpop demon hunters#kpop#huntr/x#golden#rumi#mira#zoey#kpdh
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@ the artists of tumblr, I am on my knees, begging harder than a divorced dad for a new Creed cd, PLEASE MAKE PLUSHIES OF THESE TWO
#give me plushies#and my life is yours#and also my money#and probably my soul#my last dying wish will be for the tiger#kpop demon hunters#netflix kpop demon hunters#funny#meme#artists on tumblr#crochet#stuffed animals#plushies#plushblr#plush toy
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Came for a zombie movie and left crying with a beautiful yearning to hug my mom
#the way this movie took my breath away#absolutely perfect#eating good tonight#just as scary as it was emotional#boots boots boots#10/10 would recommend#28 years later#movies#new movie
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THE MUSICAL ALL FATHERS HAVE MET
#brace for a STOOOOOOOORM#in the room where it happens#epic the musical#jorge rivera herrans#hamilton musical#lin manuel miranda#musicals#funny#meme#music#shitpost#us current events
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Brothers! Lead me to the dance floor✨💅🏻💃
@32_ratsthatwantyouded on tiktok
#this is canon#he’s having the time of his life in there#I’m sure of it#warhammer 40k#space marines#space marines 2#ultramarines#funny#meme#edit#tiktok
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wonderful photomode selfies from user @ fabino on tiktok. (Link)
Genuine happiness in these photos 😭💓 rip getting his phone taken away at the end....
#wholesome.#i’m pissing myself#warhammer 40k#space marine ii#warhammer 40000#space marine 2#demetrian titus#meme#gadriel 40k#space marine
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