#im sorry shes a flirt

[tiffsunset]

such a shame i'm not back home, i'd come find you and use my tiffy magic to spend some time with you.

@jeffers0ns

[z13lovebot]

various ...

[one-pissed-off-child]

Day 3 of posting Nevermore thoughts until S2 drops

Modern college student Annabel would be a ho and I'm so not taking any criticism. 20 something straight A good girl recovering from severe comphet leaves her father's supervision for the first time in her life and realizes this her last chance to have fun before real life starts? Devious. Unleashing that unto the world should be illegal. No woman would be safe. She's single-handedly responsible for the sexual awakenings of about 50 people

[napping-sapphic]

yeah, my life can just get so tough😔 (constantly in the mood to flirt but too shy and easily embarrassed to flirt with anyone)

[neodiekido]

bit of foreshadowing/black comedy in v3 ch1 during the later half of daily life/the start of the investigation that i love that also kills me is kaede going "shuichi... im glad i can put my faith in you" knowing she's gonna sacrifice herself and shuichi, oblivious, does a stupid blushing sprite like "ah.. are you sure..." thinking she's just being encouraging

[thebirdandhersong]

Lol

[maysrinn]

District AU headcanon: The officers who were there from the beginning think it was funny how he was disapproving any of his children dating when he was obsessed with Lucy Gray, even sneaking her in the barracks for some alone time. But no one says this to him to his face because the last idiot who did that had latrine cleaning duty for six months.

I remember this story surfacing after there was a fanfic about Coriolanus sneaking her into the barracks for some alone time. Coriolanus wouldn’t sneak her into the barracks; that would be far too reckless for his liking. Too much could go wrong. If he wanted some alone time, the backstage rooms of the Hob would suffice, or even the meadow...or Lucy Gray's broom closet of a room where a little stomach bug was made.

Besides He’s not out to ruin his kids' love lives or fun; he’s out to ruin Clementine’s love life and fun because, even he can see it, she is like him and that’s the problem. Coriolanus always had one rule: "Be like me, before I met your mother." Clementine is not like academy Coriolanus; she is games and post-games Coriolanus. Reckless and a bit unpredictable, unlike her brother Janus. The next in line for that spot is Rosie, but Rosie likes collecting snakes, which is a problem for another day.

Clementine: why am I not allowed to seek out… company? Mama told me U where younger than me when you started seeing her

Coriolanus: exactly, it‘s when my problems started, I don’t complain about them tho even one is nagging me ever since

Clementine: ah yes the mystery problem and WHEN was that dear father of mine?

Coriolanus: dependends on… how old are u?

Clementine: …you’re a cruel man Coriolanus Snow… U know u love me dad!

Coriolanus: Yes, yes I do which is why I said NO

Clementine: …what about Janus!?

Coriolanus: what about him, Janus is not seeing anyone

Clementine: HE DOES!!

Janus: it doesnt count if u dont get caught~

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To the cadets he doesn’t have a wife or kids, yet youre not allowed to look at them either hes talking to Nathan specifically

If you're not one of the big four—Sejanus, Beanpole, Bug, or Smiley—you’re not even allowed to whisper their names. Everyone knows he’s married or bound to the sassy, gorgeous lead singer of the Covey. 🥀 It's the looks they give each other; even if you're new, you'll put the pieces together. He tries so hard tho XD

[harvestmoth]

what do we think about pet store workers team xen

[jorrated]

umm bingo for knuxouge? curiouse 🤔

[laurearte]

Parle plus fort meuf il entend R avec sa grosse tête la

[sieglinde-freud]

IM PULLING MY HAIR OUT OF MY SCALP

[androidboy]

got empanadas and i was gonna go eat them at work but then it was nice out so i decided to eat outside and i had ordered a mexican coke but didn’t have an opener on me so i went back in and the girl working there was like “sooo what made you come back? 😏” and and i had to be like “can u open my Coca Cola pls 🤲”

[perilegs]

when you light up your cigarette from another person's cig it's called the same thing as fucking them in finnish. and. i was drinking with a couple of friends last weekend and now that i think about it there is something funny about standing outside in the cold and having someone ask me to fuck them (= light their cig with mine) in front of their partner bc it's funny (said partner has also done the same to me). and we were all joking and being silly but both me and the partner are the kind of people that are fun to tease and make fun of bc 1. we dont mind 2. we find it funny usually 3. we unfortunately make it v easy, so. anyways i offer the end of my 2nd cig to the person whose cig i lighted earlier bc i wasnt feeling it and they had just declined a full cigarette from their partner bc that was too much at that moment so the partner was jokingly like "whyd you take leevi's cig but not mine" the the convo took a weird turn and ended up in two people who are standing on both sides of me patting my head and leaning on me while calling me a good boy. obviously it doesnt sound as hot in finnish but if i didn't already have a praise kink that would have awakened something in me

[ruinedgautier]

litavain doodles!! i missed them a lot i hope they're having a good day (they're not)

[bisclavret]

another thing that would've happened if they'd kept writing morgana compassionately past s2 even as she turned against camelot and if gwaine stood by the moral code they introduced him with in s3 is that he'd straight up take her side like "there is so much injustice in this land caused by the noble class morgana is so cool to oppose nobles even though she's a lady the same way i am rejecting my birthright as a knight we are both paving our own path and opposing injustice we have so much in common <333" he'd be all moon-eyed over her the way he is for merlin and morgana might even be flattered but she'd ultimately have to reject him on account of coming into her own as a humongous lesbian 😭 damn gwaine nobody want u fr

[gorgynei]

i love when people erase a bi character's identity just bc she hasnt fawned over every man shes ever met. its so interesting and fun