#im sorry but this is so funny

[minasvalentine]

Someone on tiktok commented: "Oh look, there‘s baby Aemond curled up in fetal position"

And I can’t unsee it…

[i-may-be-an-emu]

Luke: Stanislavsky, ok well that’s fine Sam has a drama degree

Sam: *is dracula*

[dried-up-f1sh]

I'm sorry but I need to see an AI cover of Ex by BabyTron sung by Vox and then I want to see it animated as if he's singing it to Alastor. It's so unhinged but it makes sense.

Like these lyrics in particular😭:

[iguessricciardo]

i have never seen a team promote their third driver as much as their main drivers more than redbull

[lexavillanelle]

a story in three parts

[chessb0r3d]

Analysis so bad you don't even know what it's talking about anymore.

[daftmooncretin]

spock’s room decor is actually fucking bonkers. The weapons??? the big red velvet curtain??? like ok phantom of the opera go crazy.

for reference jim’s room has some photos and a plant so we can surmise this is uniquely a spock being a dramatic weirdo thing

[hoodedjelly]

The Square Root Of Two

[elizabethbcnnet]

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Margarita Thatcher de corned beef | Marta Minujín

In 1982, Marta Minujín created the project for an anthropophagic performance, Margaret Thatcher of Corned Beef. The figure of the British Prime Minister was represented in a 17 m high metal structure, made with the same material with which she was characterized: the “Iron Lady”. The image was completed by mounting dozens of cans of corned beef on its exterior and containing cotton inside destined to be burned after distributing the packaged meat to the public.

[kosmogrl]

me when I find something that I wrote when I was having a mental breakdown

[chloesimaginationthings]

This could be a kart if FLAF wasn't fucking around..

[electricpurrs]

i thought the "AND THE CROWD GOES HOME" style jokes were very funny but unfortunately my autistic ass has now become obsessed with just spamming these emojis on everything i say for dramatic effect to an obnoxious level LOOK AT THESE GUYS ☝️‼️💯💪☝️💥‼️🔥💯💪‼️💯☝️☝️☝️☝️

[nightwhispcrs]

@papcrrings asked ... ♫ + 69 - enjolras & anthony — "hopeless romantic" by tobi lou.

" 'hi , i'm a savage ' that's what some teenage boy said to me just yesterday . what does that mean ? he was fully clothed in modern attire and did not appear to be engaged in any sort of savagery , so why would he attribute that to himself and brag about such a thing ?" enjolras asked , entirely confused by modern slang .

[kendyroy]

Do you guys think Logan gets jealous of Hugh Jackman? I mean like Wade mentions that guy all the time and he probably owns hugh jack-merch (or whatever).

I feel like Wade will request to watch another hugh jackman movie for the 10th night in a row, and Logan’s gonna hit his breaking point and he goes,“WHAT THE FUCK DO YOU SEE IN THAT GUY?”

and Wade’s just gonna laugh or something (cuz ohhh Peanut if only you knew)

[scrumptiousfoxglitter]

Shout-out to all my sad gays.

Shout-out to every lesbian not from Lesbos.

Shout-out to all my bi's who are just one person.

Shout-out to all my pans who prefer to hit people with pots.

Shout-out to all my polys who are one sided.

Shout-out to all my average omnis.

Shout-out to all my aros who can barely use a nerf gun, let alone a bow.

Shout-out to all my aces who aren't athletic.

Shout-out to all my trans folk who need to get something off their chest (or don't, shout-out to y'all too).

Shout-out to all my grays who are multicolored.

Shout-out to all my demis that are whole.

Shout out to all my aspecs that are part of absolutely nothing.

Shout-out out to all my unlabeled folks who are limited by their lack of motivation.

Shout-out to all my apls with food allergies.

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Shout-out to all my heteros that are carbon copies of another hetero.

Shout-out to all my cats.

(edit) So, this ended up way more popular than I anticipated. So, here's a few more, and they're all equally bad, as you'd expect.

Shout-out to all my xenos that're native to their countries.

Shout-out to all my cis comrades that are a part of the opposition.

Shout-out to all the external Indigiqueers (this only makes sense if you know the etymology for indigenous that's my bad)

And of course,

[sallymew4]

anime Mob not being as sassy as manga Mob was truly a loss

look at these

it even looks like he’s kind of grinning