#im sorry but this is so funny
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minasvalentine · 5 months ago
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Someone on tiktok commented: "Oh look, there‘s baby Aemond curled up in fetal position"
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And I can’t unsee it…
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i-may-be-an-emu · 6 months ago
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Luke: Stanislavsky, ok well that’s fine Sam has a drama degree
Sam: *is dracula*
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dried-up-f1sh · 7 months ago
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I'm sorry but I need to see an AI cover of Ex by BabyTron sung by Vox and then I want to see it animated as if he's singing it to Alastor. It's so unhinged but it makes sense.
Like these lyrics in particular😭:
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iguessricciardo · 1 year ago
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i have never seen a team promote their third driver as much as their main drivers more than redbull
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darkestspring · 2 years ago
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At this point I think I’ve written an oc but anywho, I imagine sweet wife’s father will be some sort of advisor to Visenya, hence why she and Maegor met as children/teens, and her father is STRESSED. Cause he knows how violent and angry the young prince is and he wants to protect his daughter from him, so seeing them become friends and get close is his 13th reason. Because now he can’t tell her to back away without offending the queen and the prince, so now this man not only has to worry about advising a queen, but also stress over the fact that his daughter caught the eye of one of the most dangerous people to live in Westeros. When his daughter comes of age to marry, he starts asking her about some sons of lords he knows are safe and kind, and she’s thinking about it, thinking that her crush on the prince wouldn’t have lead to anything anyway.
Then at a tourney, in front of everyone, Maegor asks for her favor, and then proceeds to crown her hair queen of love and beauty. Her father thinks he’s gonna faint. Visenya is trying not to sigh in public because she told her son to be discreet with his feelings for the girl, and here he is, basically declaring them to everyone. When he asks her father for her hand, the poor man thinks he’s having a heart attack, because this man built like a tank is gonna take away his baby?? Same guy he saw slice a man in half for annoying him? When I tell you this poor man is losing hair from all the stress. His daughter being far too sweet, trying to convince him like
“Father, he’s actually so sweet, if only you get to know him!”
And it’s the same guy who feeds people to his dragon for fun. Basically Maegor being a headache to his good father for years. 🍼
BUILT LIKE A TANK
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lexavillanelle · 2 years ago
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a story in three parts
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chessb0r3d · 3 months ago
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Analysis so bad you don't even know what it's talking about anymore.
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daftmooncretin · 10 months ago
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spock’s room decor is actually fucking bonkers. The weapons??? the big red velvet curtain??? like ok phantom of the opera go crazy.
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for reference jim’s room has some photos and a plant so we can surmise this is uniquely a spock being a dramatic weirdo thing
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hoodedjelly · 3 months ago
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The Square Root Of Two
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elizabethbcnnet · 8 months ago
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Margarita Thatcher de corned beef | Marta Minujín
In 1982, Marta Minujín created the project for an anthropophagic performance, Margaret Thatcher of Corned Beef. The figure of the British Prime Minister was represented in a 17 m high metal structure, made with the same material with which she was characterized: the “Iron Lady”. The image was completed by mounting dozens of cans of corned beef on its exterior and containing cotton inside destined to be burned after distributing the packaged meat to the public.
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kosmogrl · 8 months ago
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me when I find something that I wrote when I was having a mental breakdown
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chloesimaginationthings · 3 months ago
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This could be a kart if FLAF wasn't fucking around..
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electricpurrs · 1 year ago
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i thought the "AND THE CROWD GOES HOME" style jokes were very funny but unfortunately my autistic ass has now become obsessed with just spamming these emojis on everything i say for dramatic effect to an obnoxious level LOOK AT THESE GUYS ☝️‼️💯💪☝️💥‼️🔥💯💪‼️💯☝️☝️☝️☝️
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nightwhispcrs · 11 months ago
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@papcrrings asked ... ♫ + 69 - enjolras & anthony — "hopeless romantic" by tobi lou.
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" 'hi , i'm a savage ' that's what some teenage boy said to me just yesterday . what does that mean ? he was fully clothed in modern attire and did not appear to be engaged in any sort of savagery , so why would he attribute that to himself and brag about such a thing ?" enjolras asked , entirely confused by modern slang .
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kendyroy · 2 months ago
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Do you guys think Logan gets jealous of Hugh Jackman? I mean like Wade mentions that guy all the time and he probably owns hugh jack-merch (or whatever).
I feel like Wade will request to watch another hugh jackman movie for the 10th night in a row, and Logan’s gonna hit his breaking point and he goes,“WHAT THE FUCK DO YOU SEE IN THAT GUY?”
and Wade’s just gonna laugh or something (cuz ohhh Peanut if only you knew)
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scrumptiousfoxglitter · 6 months ago
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Shout-out to all my sad gays.
Shout-out to every lesbian not from Lesbos.
Shout-out to all my bi's who are just one person.
Shout-out to all my pans who prefer to hit people with pots.
Shout-out to all my polys who are one sided.
Shout-out to all my average omnis.
Shout-out to all my aros who can barely use a nerf gun, let alone a bow.
Shout-out to all my aces who aren't athletic.
Shout-out to all my trans folk who need to get something off their chest (or don't, shout-out to y'all too).
Shout-out to all my grays who are multicolored.
Shout-out to all my demis that are whole.
Shout out to all my aspecs that are part of absolutely nothing.
Shout-out out to all my unlabeled folks who are limited by their lack of motivation.
Shout-out to all my apls with food allergies.
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Shout-out to all my heteros that are carbon copies of another hetero.
Shout-out to all my cats.
(edit) So, this ended up way more popular than I anticipated. So, here's a few more, and they're all equally bad, as you'd expect.
Shout-out to all my xenos that're native to their countries.
Shout-out to all my cis comrades that are a part of the opposition.
Shout-out to all the external Indigiqueers (this only makes sense if you know the etymology for indigenous that's my bad)
And of course,
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