#im so tired from this move

[iliterallydecepticanteven]

I don't like to use the term "Magnus Archives but American" because I feel TMA is very English in it's own special way. But I absolutely had an American TMA moment today.

So in my state, like all states in the US, you can go to any DMV to get whatever task you need done. The DMVs in my state are on an appointment basis and the DMV in my town was booked completely for like a week out. Luckily the DMV in the next town over had a slot for today. So I gather my paperwork and set off to go to this DMV.

Now usually, DMVs are their own standalone buildings. At least the ones I've been to. This one is situated in a strip mall. Odd but whatever.

I plug the address in my phone and the maps app doesn't take me to the actual location of the DMV. No, it stops me in front of the strip mall. Just right in front of it. I can't see a sign for the DMV. I see signs for a local chain restaurant, a guitar store, and a cell phone repair place. But no DMV.

So I drive around the strip mall. I pass by various storefronts for nutrition shops, wellness centers, liquor outlets, and vape stores. Still no DMV. I pass by an exotic pet place and an Aldi and a nail salon. Still no DMV. I pass empty storefronts with For Lease signs faded by weather and time. No DMV.

Finally, after 10 minutes of driving around an impossibly large strip mall for such a small town, I see the DMV. Unassuming, plain, with only a big Division of Motor Vehicles sign over the door to explain what it is.

I go inside, endure the DMV, get everything taken care, and leave without issue. And when I say leave without issue, I mean I had no problem getting away from the strip mall and back to my town.

I only call this experience akin to TMA because it truly felt like I was trapped in some sort of suburban American hell for a moment there. Stuck in my car, circling a ludicrously large strip mall, passing various oddball stores and a few chains, my maps app not helping at all, worrying if I even had everything I needed for the DMV.

(And honestly if the DMV lady had told me I brought the wrong documents I probably would've broken. Didn't help that my mind has been weakened from moving.)

[suntails]

growing up!

[ourenjiro]

i did not expect to finish (?) this at all, so im left scratching my head because i've already used the hozier lyrics on a fucking sketch. which is my bad, really

i will be the devil in your land of make believe

there. that should do it

[slavhew]

i reread this scene and i could just. picture it. so vividly.

[choccy-milky]

clora teaching her doggy some restraint 💞🐶

[rotyolk]

MIKUVERSARY WORLDWIDE HOLIDAY LETS GOOOO

[blossoms-phan]

remember when they posted ig stories

[starry-bi-sky]

realizing i have. a lot of untapped trauma potential for clone^2 danny because i just Fully Processed Four Months Late the fact that his parents were capturing and torturing ghosts in the basement before he became Phantom. and the fact that he was on house rest for 2 weeks. during that time period. and he wasn't really leaving the house. he could hear their screaming through the floorboards

*points at clone danny* i can give you suuuuuuch a bad time babe ahaha. i've got two untouched years before you meet damian what fucks you up before then

[lunarharp]

What led to this (orufrey comic, cw an uncomfortable/creepy scene)

[littleplantfreak]

Hmmmmmm how about Kaji, Ume, Suo, Sakura and Kiryu reacting to their s/o telling them they’re on a no-sex-ban for a whole motherfucking week HELP ALL BECAUSE OF A PETTY ARGUMENT

Kaji’s in disbelief at first. Are you serious? Unfortunately for him you are, which leaves him brooding more than normal for the week and everyone can tell. It’s not that he NEEDS it technically, but its like when someone tells you you cant have something and you start just…thinking and thinking and thinking and now he’s antsy, but he does stick it out to the very end if only because he’s insanely stubborn.

I think Ume’s actually more bothered you both argued even if it was petty. The no sex ban doesn’t affect him much as long as he can do other stuff. A week without cuddling and kisses would kill him probably, but he’s pretty satisfied just spending the time making up with you and getting back to normal.

Suo’s kind of a petty bitch (at least to me) so he ends up thinking “alright bet” when you tell him no sex for a week. He ends up making it harder for YOU during the week with how much of a tease he is. “You said no sex! I’m just stopping where I’m at so I follow your rules,” he says so smugly you wanna throttle him. Makes you hold yourself to it. If it was a more serious argument I think it’d be different though.

Hmm…Sakura’s baffled like Kaji, but more because he has no clue what that has to do with the argument. Realizes you’re punishing him despite there really being no correct side to your argument and just grumbles about it. He’d probably get the wrong idea though and assume you don’t want him to touch you at all. You’re probably gonna have to talk to him about it or apologize, because in the end he gives you too much space (while pouting the whole time)

Kiryu’s also a little petty but not as much as Suo is. Accepts your terms and respects them, but tells you if you change your mind, he’s more than happy to go whenever. If you try to initiate he’ll be like “but what about the ban? are we lifting that now hm?” all soothing and sweet as he rubs your calves and thighs with his hands. I think he’s one of the few that just talks you out of it by hitting your weak spots.

[strawberrylemongrass]

hurts to walk on four legs

hurts to walk on two legs

hurts to sit for too long

hurts to stand still

hurts to move

fuck.

[harundraws]

taivan post-crash doodle crumbs ❤️‍🔥 like i haven’t been absent for over two months🤭

[isa-ah]

he’s a tired kitsune who spends his time trying to mediate between people and spirits and wandering around cities cleaning up messes he’s framed in by his rival

[sovlstr]

fuck my stupid baka life

this is just a random prompt for, hm, around chapter ~25 for them. The story mostly plans up to their death, but thats if i ever intend on finishing it. Bittersweet, you understand.

[napping-sapphic]

hehe~~ i am soooooo sleepy and tired right now :3 i’m all cuddled up in all my blankets🥰 so warm and comfy hehe…..oh and also my past is haunting me😐

[rosylix]

i love that yall scream with me abt felix and stuff lolllll. i feel weird sometimes like i shouldnt post if im not writing cus yall are pretty much here for my writing.. so if im not writing like no one cares abt me lol but idk its still fun and it makes me so happy that yall still think of me even when ive not been active like thats so sweet?? jdnsjfjjs IDKK i cant articulate my thoughts correctly rn but i just wanted to say ily guys! 🤍🤍