#im so sorry gamer

[aimseytv]

im so sorry for yelling “duh” at y’all

HAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHHA

[impossible-rat-babies]

I’m gonna be seeing her in my dreams…….

[hesbianyaoi]

misc. doodles that deteriorated in quality to satiate my hunger

[n0ahsferatu]

pov you are a locked chest or perhaps someone bleeding to death

[localapparently]

happy pocky day

[idyllcy]

ring - professor!simon riley x professor!reader

"Professor Riley, what's the story behind your tattoos?"

Simon raises a brow at his student, staring down at his sleeve as he hums.

"Most of them are from between the dispatches."

"Sorry, I meant to ask more directly. When did you get the bite tattoed onto your ring finger? It was not there before."

You choke in the back, coughing as you turn to the side to hold back a laugh.

"The missus got jealous."

"Hey." You point at him. "You asked for it. Sorry, he tells everyone it's my fault."

The student laughs, waving her hand. "It's alright."

"He wanted me to bite him on the collar." You click your tongue. "Said I ought to mark him so his students stop trying to hook up with him."

"Luvie, is this my office hour or yours?"

"Sorry." You snap your laptop shut, hopping out the door before he can grab you for good.

"Back to your question for the paper."

"Why the ring finger?"

"So even if I forget my ring, I'm married." Simon raises a brow. "Your paper?"

"Y-yes!" She scrambles to point at what she wanted to get his input on, a muffled chuckle slipping past his lips at her panic. "Oh, I'm sorry for asking by the way. The class bet me 20 bucks in the discord if I ask about it."

"Give me a five and I'll forget you ever asked."

"Bet."

He'll grab you a drink with it to tell you later.

[ksdesign]

Signature foods >:D

[dailyloopdeloop]

DAY 103(123): miscellaneous practice beasts

[p03swife]

ok p03 i get it

I LOVE TWITTER IT GIVES ME SO MUCH INSPIRATION

[tinyfantasminha]

Anyway. Any last words you wanna say to me before I drink bleach

I SHOULD HAVE NEVER GOT TEMPTED BY ANOTHER MAN BEFORE JACK'S BIRTHDAY 😭😭😭 NEVER AGAIN NEVER AGAINNN

NOT THE GAMER!!! GO AWAY I DONJT WANT YOU HERE

[amaryllisoup]

scar being ever so grateful and reading donations, grian trying to let out his biggest “WHERE ARE YOU”, and imp and skizz giggling at grian like girls at a sleepover (perfection)

[poorlydrawnstickmen]

day 39

[chainsawworld]

She is literally so pretty who gave her the right

[dogboots]

boyfriend full of facts

[yuzuuu4]

if: high school

[evagora]

it's always "ohh foolish and vegetta would both be architects and work together." what about architect foolish x mechanical engineer vegetta. cuz let's be honest the tower vegetta built would fall off after a week,, but the mechanisms. the mechanisms.

anyways they both admire each other's professions. foolish rambles about the fucking house that he was contracted to design in some fucked up floor and vegetta complains about some pieces he needed that are not the correct size. vegetta likes designing buildings and helping foolish out but his constructions wouldn't pass an osha inspector; foolish straight up doesn't understand how electricity works and is amazed everytime vegetta just plugs something and it works.

they love each other very much ty for coming to my ted talk