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galaxywarp · 3 months ago
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LAURENCE THE FIRST VICAR MORE LIKE LAURENCE KILLED ON FIRST ATTEMPT.
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rebuke-me · 1 year ago
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im gonna throw my fantasy high bmc au at the wall and see if it sticks anywhere
the bmc kids are all first year students at aguefort adventuring academy. they're all kind of figuring themselves out, working through their issues.
jeremy is the one and only human. he's kind of tossed around from class to class, not sure what he even IS. honestly, he doesn't even know how he was accepted to aguefort at all. he becomes a cleric, channeling who he thinks is a god of self-betterment. ends up not being the case. he's little more than a vessel tbh.
michael's a half-orc bard. he's jeremy's one friend, and he's wary about all of the Popular Kids (tm). he's got magic headphones that act as a sort of weapon, but he also plays the melodica. because of course he does.
christine is a halfling bard, but her weapon is her voice. sure, she has a short sword for when she needs it, but she mostly just tries to charm her way out of things or pretend to be other people.
jake is a half-elf ranger. he tells everyone he's a full elf, because he's ashamed of not being what everyone wants him to be. he ends up becoming a dual class ranger barbarian. lots of pent up rage.
brooke is an air genasi druid. she's forced into the healer role most of the time, but it doesn't really fit her. eventually swaps classes to be a monk because i want her to kick all kinds of ass. let brooke say "self care" after suplexing a baddie.
jenna is a half-elf half-dwarf (shut up dnd bitches its my au i make the rules) and she's a divination track wizard. she can tell the future when she wants to she just usually would rather stay in the present.
chloe is a full high elf sorcerer. she's basically the fantasy high version of old money, and she's a pretentious little bitch /aff.
rich is a dwarf barbarian. he's trying his best, but he doesn't really know what's going on. he used to be a rogue before the deity that jeremy's summoning whispered to him that it could help him out.
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siglai · 1 year ago
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im fucking cracked at just dance dude
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gorgo4ne · 3 months ago
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"Useless ray of goddamn sunshine. You could have taught an old fool like me a lot."
Referenced Ivan the Terrible and His Son Ivan (1885)
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ofswordsandpens · 6 months ago
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idk why people get super pedantic about the movie logic in Home Alone and start and try to pick it apart, because like, its a Christmas movie about a child accidentally being left home alone, the premise isn't exactly asking us to suspend our disbelief that much, and yet nearly every single "gotcha" question I see people bring up about this film is literally answered within the first 15 minutes :/
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mosslingg · 5 months ago
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life lessons with grunkle ford
you can support my work on kofi!
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batcavescolony · 7 months ago
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Katniss is such an unreliable narrator. She says "Then something unexpected happens. At least, I don't expect it because I don't think of District 12 as a place that cares about me" girl you deliver strawberries to the Mayor, you hunt and trade for the district, when you fell at Prim being chosen someone caught you, when you went to Prim people parted for you, when you volunteered EVERYONE stopped. Idk how to tell you but I think you're a pillar of the community.
#katniss everdeen#the hunger games trilogy#the hunger games#primrose everdeen#hunger games#batcavescolony reads the hunger games#suzanne collins#'now it seems i have become someone precious' NOW? GIRL BFFR you're their hunter girl#and this isn't negative just bffr girl#your WHOLE DISTRICT did the three finger salute that you yourself says means admiration thanks and goodbye to someone you love and on top is#old a rarely used. your WHOLE DISTRICT decided in that moment that they needed to bring back this sign of respect for YOU#...................................................................#idk why some people are thinking i mean this as negative i don't she is unreliable but its not intentional. like when Peeta heart stoped in#CF she doesn't know what Finnick is doing at first cus she doesn't know off the top of her head what cpr is. she also thinks Peeta after the#reaping is acting for the cameras. he isnt we dind out later his mom basically told him Katniss was gonna win and he would die. obviously#shes not doing it on purpose shes just for lack of better words uneducated? as in she doesn't know everything shes not omnipotent#so when Plutarch (? second games guy) shows her his mokingjay hiden watch shes like *wtf that's weird?* then the people traveling to#district 13 show her the mockingjay cookie and explains it and she then goes on the difference between his watch and their cookie#and why does eveyone act as if district 12 is as bad as the capital? they CANT help Katniss and Prim in the way you want. they cant give#them food. none of them have any! and im not putting iton Katniss but they hid they needed food so they could stay together. it sounds like#some of you are in this our world mentally of what people do after a loved one dies (brings food constantly checks on them etc) district 12#cant do that. they dont have food and they're all suffering. you cant give someone food when you have none to give. then theirs the fact#that peeta DID help. Peeta buring the bread and tossing some to her then taking a beating from his mom is a HUGE thing in the books.#he used his resources to help her like you all said someone should.#district 12 DID (rip) care about Katniss before the hunger games. why do you think she was allowed to hunt? or how her trades were good#these are the little ways 12 can shows Katniss they love her. but again Katniss doesn't see this and YES its because she had ptsd before the#hunger games as well. i swear some of you make it seem like d12 was all living a life of luxury and glaring down at Katniss.#other things that show Katniss is in hight standing with at least her people of d12 is her dad was known enough through d12 for peeta dad to#comment on his singing along with his commenting on her mom. also her mom is a healer in the community. yeah her parents arnt the top but#of d12 but they are/were definitely high staning in the Seam.
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churroach · 8 months ago
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Full of Desires
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skrunksthatwunk · 10 months ago
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see 0 note flop posts aren't that bad when they're personal but 0 note fandom posts feel literally so bad. like if you don't wanna play toys with me anymore just say that. i'll pack up my super cool awesome things and go and i'll sit on the other side of the playground by myself and i won't even look at you. fuck
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ghosted-jazz · 1 month ago
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Soldier, Poet, Kings
Bonus wallpaper version with just Joel:
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nekophy · 1 year ago
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AdamsApple? 👏
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captainsaltypear · 1 year ago
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IS ANYONE ELSE GONNA TALK ABOUT THIS OR
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hinamie · 5 months ago
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to moving forward
#my art#jujutsu kaisen#jjk#jjk fanart#jujutsu kaisen fanart#jjk art#yuji itadori#gojo satoru#fushiguro megumi#nobara kugisaki#itadori yuuji#megumi fushiguro#jjk spoilers#satoru gojo#jjk manga spoilers#hina.comic#before any1 says anything i KNOw his birthday is in december ik ik ik this is just 2 show some post-battle bonding after the trauma#its winter in canon n megumi's birthday has passed and he spent it being piloted like a mech so they need to celebrate Now!!#also this was technically a request lmao anon wanted megumi birthday angst hehehehhe i hope u like it <3 bc it KILLED ME DEAD#im going to collapse remember when i said this wasnt harder than the hydrangeas im having second thoughts#page 8 made me want to bash my head in#could have stuck with one flashback image could have left them monochrome could have done literally anything 2 ease the workload#but noooo the chronic overachiever in me would not allow it#rule of threes i had to include all of them and they Had to be in colour it wouldn't have hit the same if i had kept it monochrome#i needed it to look how childhood memories look i needed it to look oversaturated and hazy and fond but unmistakably Gone#it may have killed me but im so proud of this rn like from an art style perspective these megumis and yuujis r top tier by my standards#personal favourites r the first and last panel of crying megumi like not 2 pat myself on th back but expression?????? hello??????#enjoy your cake megumi you've earned it <333 sorry fr hurting ur feelings it will happen again#oh my god i can sleep tonight bless <333 and i met my 3 day deadline NICE im so good at what i do
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momlita
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sweetlemondream · 1 year ago
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the angel and demon on the shoulder symbolism oh im sick
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shepscapades · 3 months ago
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SESSION FULL OF LITTLE GUYS :)
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