#im so good.

[galaxywarp]

LAURENCE THE FIRST VICAR MORE LIKE LAURENCE KILLED ON FIRST ATTEMPT.

[rebuke-me]

im gonna throw my fantasy high bmc au at the wall and see if it sticks anywhere

the bmc kids are all first year students at aguefort adventuring academy. they're all kind of figuring themselves out, working through their issues.

jeremy is the one and only human. he's kind of tossed around from class to class, not sure what he even IS. honestly, he doesn't even know how he was accepted to aguefort at all. he becomes a cleric, channeling who he thinks is a god of self-betterment. ends up not being the case. he's little more than a vessel tbh.

michael's a half-orc bard. he's jeremy's one friend, and he's wary about all of the Popular Kids (tm). he's got magic headphones that act as a sort of weapon, but he also plays the melodica. because of course he does.

christine is a halfling bard, but her weapon is her voice. sure, she has a short sword for when she needs it, but she mostly just tries to charm her way out of things or pretend to be other people.

jake is a half-elf ranger. he tells everyone he's a full elf, because he's ashamed of not being what everyone wants him to be. he ends up becoming a dual class ranger barbarian. lots of pent up rage.

brooke is an air genasi druid. she's forced into the healer role most of the time, but it doesn't really fit her. eventually swaps classes to be a monk because i want her to kick all kinds of ass. let brooke say "self care" after suplexing a baddie.

jenna is a half-elf half-dwarf (shut up dnd bitches its my au i make the rules) and she's a divination track wizard. she can tell the future when she wants to she just usually would rather stay in the present.

chloe is a full high elf sorcerer. she's basically the fantasy high version of old money, and she's a pretentious little bitch /aff.

rich is a dwarf barbarian. he's trying his best, but he doesn't really know what's going on. he used to be a rogue before the deity that jeremy's summoning whispered to him that it could help him out.

[siglai]

im fucking cracked at just dance dude

[gorgo4ne]

"Useless ray of goddamn sunshine. You could have taught an old fool like me a lot."

Referenced Ivan the Terrible and His Son Ivan (1885)

[mosslingg]

life lessons with grunkle ford

you can support my work on kofi!

[blenselche]

well it finally happened

so my dad is almost 80, this man's been making Spirk content since Star Trek started airing basically

he never knew ao3 existed, he just thought people stopped writing fanfic when ff.net died, like it was a fad that had outgrown him or smth

he clicked an ao3 link in my pinned last night, realizing that they were in fact clickable

he's mad at me for not telling him earlier. "I don't have a lot of years left in me and there's so much to read"

he's gonna spend his whole retirement reading trek fanfic now jesus christ

[churroach]

Full of Desires

[skrunksthatwunk]

see 0 note flop posts aren't that bad when they're personal but 0 note fandom posts feel literally so bad. like if you don't wanna play toys with me anymore just say that. i'll pack up my super cool awesome things and go and i'll sit on the other side of the playground by myself and i won't even look at you. fuck

[ofswordsandpens]

idk why people get super pedantic about the movie logic in Home Alone and start and try to pick it apart, because like, its a Christmas movie about a child accidentally being left home alone, the premise isn't exactly asking us to suspend our disbelief that much, and yet nearly every single "gotcha" question I see people bring up about this film is literally answered within the first 15 minutes :/

[nekophy]

AdamsApple? 👏

[captainsaltypear]

IS ANYONE ELSE GONNA TALK ABOUT THIS OR

[hinamie]

to moving forward

[crumb-crumblet-s-crumbington]

momlita

[sweetlemondream]

the angel and demon on the shoulder symbolism oh im sick

[shepscapades]

SESSION FULL OF LITTLE GUYS :)

[kitskiis]

He keeps doing this I’m gonna cry