#im so down bad for Deadpool

[vividc4ndy]

Him putting you in a headlock because you were being a brat.

Him biting at your neck because you won't let him watch his movie in peace.

Him covering you in little purple kisses just because you're so pretty, so handsome.

Him asking you to lay on top of him shirtless, just because he likes how you feel. (Ex; cold, warm, soft, comforting.)

Him in a tired mess, trying to "demand" you come to bed but it just comes out in a whiny beg.

[moonyflesh]

🐾 Cat Scratches - [James “Logan” Howlett x Reader]

WARNINGS: lots of fluff, brief mention of neck kisses, some suggestive comments but nothing past PG

CHARACTERS: James “Logan” Howlett (Wolverine, MARVEL/X-MEN)

🐾 .*.. 🕯️

Logan laid comfortably on your stomach, his arms wrapped around your lower back and hips as he buried his face into your abdomen, the bare skin of your tummy visible just slightly underneath your sweater.

Lazily scrolling through your phone, splayed out across his bed with him on top of you, your fingers trailed over his upper shoulders, scratching the fabric of his white compression shirt, rubbing his sore muscles from a long day of training and battle practice.

As your fingers trailed upwards mindlessly on his back, your manicured nails finally reached the nape of his neck, teasing the edge of his hairline.

Scrolling down further through your instagram, you let out a soft sigh of content as your fingers finally buried into the hair on the back of his head, eliciting a low rumble from the back of his throat.

You perked up at this, glancing past the dimmed screen of your device, an eyebrow quirked upwards at his reaction.

“You alright, Lo?”

You muttered out, a small, curious smile tugging at your glossy lips, damp from your teeth gently biting at them out of unconscious habit.

“Mmmh,”

He responded in a low hum, leaning into your fingers as you smiled, a small, amused chuckle leaving your lips at his fingers that slid lower on your back, cupping the backs of your thighs with a slightly possessive grip.

You felt a soft, warm press of his chapped lips against your stomach, just above your panty line, and a small laugh left your lips as he buried his nose further into you, inhaling without hesitation. In response, your legs opened slightly underneath him, wrapping them around his broad midsection with a light squeeze.

Preferring the man in front of you opposed to the celebrities on your phone, you dropped it at your side, letting it become lost in the fluffy, unkept sheets next to your form as both your hands wrapped around his head, burying your fingers into his scalp.

A low, animalistic-like growl left his lips as you scratched through his hair, meeting the place behind his ears, where you knew he was most sensitive.

Tracing over the area where his jaw connected to his ear and neck, you let out a low hum in response, tilting your head propped up on one of his pillows to the side, your eyebrows knitting together lightly in curiosity at his pleasant reactions.

“Feels good, bub. Right- mmh. There.”

Your eyes narrowed at his borderline inappropriate hum, and you nodded, wordlessly continuing to scrape through his fluffy, unkept hair.

“I didn’t take you for a cat, Logan,” You teased quietly, a small vibration leaving your own form, similar to that of the buzz of an old stereo.

“Don’t mock me, sweetheart. Can’t help it,”

He shot back, his furry eyebrows knitting together as he finally shifted, pulling himself up further, allowing his face to move from your stomach to your collarbone, trying desperately not to go full deadweight on you, knowing he’d crush your frail form.

“Plus, ever since you got yer nails done-”

He didn’t finish his sentence as you raked through his head of hair once more, pushing his face into the warm skin of your exposed neck, muffling any protest from him.

“Stop talking, James. Sleep.”

You effectively hushed him, a small smile pulling at your face as he grumbled out something along the lines of ‘mm. Whatever,’ and ‘fine.’

You felt him pepper a few hot, open-mouthed kisses along your neck, his teeth teasingly biting down on your exposed shoulder, before lapping at the new mark with his tongue, admiring his work with your taste.

“G’night, bub.”

You smiled at his subtle acceptance to your demand, your fingers frozen in his fluffy hair and partially in his long side shaves, nodding.

“Goodnight, kitty.”

[strawberryfieldsforever2]

He's so much older than me. The age gap is wild.

[everythingmcu]

Hugh Jackman you are too sexy plz stop I cant take it anymore 😫😫

[deepinkevin]

hugh jackman and jensen ackles abs send tweet

[gossippool]

too insane over wade wilson i need to rip him to pieces with my bare hands and eat him in chunks

[gallavichsreddie1128]

Tag Team (Deadpool/Wolverine)

Description: Wade is distracted during a mission so afterwards all 3 of them fuck in the Honda.

Warning: Smut

Word Count: 1,773k

Request:

IM OBSESSED WITH WADE AND LOGAN AS A TEAM... May I request a smut where both of them fuck fem!Reader?

Idk reader could also be a hero and it happens during a mission, I trust your writing!!!

Wade had been distracted the entire mission. It was to the point that Logan was getting annoyed with him even more than usual. Y/N had no clue what they were fighting about but was also annoyed with both of them. “Can you guys shut the fuck up?” She growled at them. They both stopped arguing and looked at her, “Can you stop being so hot?” Wade asked. She rolled her eyes and put her finger to her mouth to shush him. “Yes mommy.” Logan looked at him with disgust.

Wade was a kinky son of a bitch but Logan never got used to it. They were trying to kill bad guys but Wade was about to ruin it. Y/N had been so into the mission she had failed to see both of them checking her out. She did have blood all over her but what was new? Wade and Logan both had it bad for the girl but Y/N was oblivious. Before Wade could say anything else the bad guys appeared and they had to kill.

Y/N shot at them, never missing. Logan clawed them up and managed to get more blood on them than before. Wade? Well he was still distracted and barely did anything, “WHAT THE FUCK, WADE?” Y/N yelled at him. She pulled him right out of his dirty thoughts. “Y/N and I just did all the work.” Logan added. “Well my bad that I can’t stop thinking about taking you both to a whole new world of pleasure.” Y/N stared at him with a blank look.

She was really tired of him acting like this, especially on a mission. “Well next time don’t come.” She said and walked away from him. Logan followed but not before growling at him. “Oh come on! You guys act like this isn’t hot as fuck.” He whined, catching up to them. “What’s hot about killing people, Wade?” “EVERYTHING!!” Y/N sighed and stopped walking. “Wade, I’m very flattered but now is not the time.” She said to him. “Wait so there’s a time?” He asked. She sighed and started walking again. 

The Honda Odyssey was the only “bed” that they had which sucked ass but it had to work. They all reeked of blood and guts but Wade couldn’t stop thinking about fucking Y/N in it. “So about earlier, is now the time?” He asked. Logan rolled his eyes and Y/N sighed. She sat up in the backseat and stared at him.

He was still wearing his mask and Logan took his off. “Wade, don’t you wanna fuck in a bed?” She asked, looking around the car. “Honey, I would fuck you in a volcano.” Yeah cuz that was a turn on. She looked at Logan, “What about you?” She asked him. He opened his eyes to look at her, “I wouldn’t fuck you in a volcano but this is all we have.” She laughed at his words and put her weapons on the floor.

“Alright guys. Let’s have some fun.” Wade was out of the car and to the backseat before she could finish her sentence. Logan got on the other side of her and she looked between them, “I’m not sure how this will wo-” Both of them attached their mouths to her neck. She gasped at the sudden action of them and she never noticed that Wade lifted his mask. Their lips moved sloppily on her neck, leaving marks. She gripped both of their necks and pulled them closer. They both placed a hand on her upper thigh and she leaned back against the seat, taking them with her.

Her eyes were closed as they marked her neck until she had purple spots. Logan moved down to her cleavage and Wade’s hand brushed against her pussy. She gasped at the feeling of both of them. Logan kissed and sucked the top of boob while Wade managed to get his fingers in her body suit to her bare pussy, “Holy shit.” She breathed out and he chuckled. “Ya like that princess?” Wade asked as his fingers rubbed her clit.

She was soaked and had been for a few hours now. Logan moved from her tit to the floor and spread her legs. “Move your fingers you Merc.” Logan said to Wade. Wade whined but did anyway so Logan could feast on her pussy. “Take this off.” He demanded her. She undid her body suit and Logan helped her get it off until she was fully naked in nothing but gloves and her boots. Logan chuckled as he looked at her wet pussy.

He sniffed her and sighed, “Fuck darling you smell delicious.” He told her and licked up her clit. She threw her head back and moaned. Wade watched as Logan ate her out and got even harder. He looked at Y/N who had her eyes closed and her breathing was harder. He leaned back too and turned her head towards him and kissed her. She weakly kissed back and moaned into his mouth. Logan was eating her out like an animal eating its first meal.

It was everything. Her hands gripped his hair making him moan into her pussy. The vibration made her whine and Wade stuck his tongue in her mouth. She let his tongue explore her mouth and Logan’s explored her pussy. Her hips bucked into his mouth and she shuddered at how close she was, “I’m gonna cum!” She whined into the kiss. “Cum on his beautiful face.” Wade told her and that did it. She fucked her hips up into his face and came all over. Wade praised her as she rode her sweet orgasm.

Logan flattened his tongue as she did all the work until the pleasure was gone. He pulled away from her pussy and smirked at her. She loved the sight of him covered in her cum. Wade did as well, “Damn wish that was me.” Logan got back onto the seat next to her and kissed her, giving her a taste. She moaned into his mouth. “Fuck that’s so hot.” Wade said. Y/N pulled away from the kiss and moved to kiss Wade giving him a taste as well. While they were kissing she took his mask off and threw it on the ground. Wade was never insecure around them.

They made him feel loved. She broke the kiss and moved in between his legs. He looked down in shock as she pulled out his dick. “Kiss.” She told them and without protest they did. She smirked as she watched for a second before running her pretty fingers over Wade’s cock. He gasped into the kiss. She wrapped her hand around him and jerked him off a few times before taking him into her mouth. Her mouth was the best thing to fuck.

It was wet and warm and felt so good. She placed her hands on his thighs and gave him the best blow job of his life. Wade was the loudest one out of the three of them. He fucked up into her mouth as the car rocked. The windows steamed up as they kissed and she gave him the best blow job ever. “Fuck. Your mouth is amazing, baby.” He moaned.

Logan watched as his dick went in and out of her mouth. Sure her mouth was good but her pussy was even better. Logan and Wade stopped kissing once Wade got really close. He threw his head back and cried out as he came in her throat. She pulled off of him and pulled Logan down for a kiss. She let Wade’s cum travel into Logan’s mouth and he swallowed. Wade gasped as he had never seen anything like that before.

Y/N smirked at him and got back in between them. “So I want all or nothing. You both have to be inside of me at the same time.” She says and they both nod before getting naked. She got on the center console of the car and they both managed to get their dicks in her at the same time. Their car was small but it managed to work. Y/N gasped at both of them penetrating her at the same time. Logan tried to let her adjust to the size but Wade didn’t care and started thrusting.

Her moans were loud inside the car and it felt very hot. Her jaw was dropped and her bloody hair was wet with sweat as well. Wade laid his head on the head of the carseat and groaned out. Logan who had more stanamia than both of them was fucking her fast and hard. Wade tried to keep up but it felt better this way.

“Shit you both are so fucking good.” She whined as one dick would hit her spot and then the other would right after. “You’re one to talk princess, your pussy is so perfect.” Wade groaned. Her moans turned to screams as she started thrusting back on them. The perfect rhythm began and all 3 of them were making loud noises. The heat of the car made things more intense.

Logan’s hand that was gripping one side of her hip was squeezing to the point of bruises. Y/N wished more than anything that she could see how fucked out they both looked but that was the con with doggy style. Especially in a small car. Wade groaned as he felt her pussy squeeze them, “Fuck princess, I’m about to cum.” He announced.

Y/N smirked before moaning as she squeezed them tighter cuz a loud moan to release from Logan. He barely moaned but when he did it was amazing and hot. “Fuck sweetheart, If you do that again I’m gonna cum too.” “That’s the plan.” She whimpered and squeezed them. “Where do ya want it, pretty girl?” “Inside of me. Both of you.” She cried as she too felt closer to the edge.

Wade groaned loudly as he came hard inside of her pretty pussy. Logan was a few seconds later and stilled behind her as he came. Y/N helped them ride it out as she came next screaming their names. The car smelled of sweat and sex as they both pulled out of her. Wade collapsed back against the seat and sighed, “Man I do love a good tag team after a crazy mission.” He said. Logan glared at him, “You didn’t even help.” Y/N turned around to look at the two. “Boys don’t start.” She warned and got in the middle of them. “Maybe if you guys are good we can go for round 2.” She smirked and brought them both in for a kiss.

[starboye]

starring: wade wilson x ftm!male reader

request: can i request deadpool x ftm reader <33 im not too picky as far as kinks go but id like dom wade n some mentions of daddy kink :] maybe wade talking shit n teasing the reader for being into it

warnings: smut, cursing, overstimulation rough sex, daddy kink, degradation

"you're really into this huh cupcake" wade teased as his hips worked into you at a steady pace, his cock sinking all the way to the hilt in your soaking folds again and again as he whispered slightly degrading words into your ear.

"just my little cum slut right" he asked,his breath running up you neck and sending shivers down your spine while your hands clawed at his back leaving marks that healed instantly "please go harder wade" you whine, legs locking around his waist to keep him form pulling out.

"mm you want daddy to fuck you like a whore" wade tuts, his thrusts stopping just momentarily to watch you whimper under him and rut your hips against him, trying to feel him just a bit deeper to scratch that unbearable feeling you have inside you.

"mhm please" you moan "please what, m'gonna need you to use your words" wades teases "please fuck me like a whore daddy" you stammer out embarrassed by your own words sounding so slutty but wade complies with you, lifting up and angling his hips just right to slam into your pink gummy walls.

his hands tightly holding your hips while your soaking pussy grips onto him, sucking him back in each time he threatens to pulls out "so desperate for some dick or is it just you like being told how much of a slut you are" wade lets out a breathy chuckle, his hips going harder with each word.

"fuck please cum in me wade, i want you cum so bad" you moans, your nails digging into his thighs trying to get him to fuck you harder "sure thing baby" wade huffs moving his hands to your legs to pin them open, his hips slamming into your before he cums in you, making you cum as well as you release sprays all over, wade moving one hand to massage your aching clit.

your legs shaking violently as your orgasm ripples through your whole body "yeah lemme hear all those pretty sounds" wade smirks at the sight of your eyes rolling back and your thighs clasping around his hand before you finally come down from your high "that's my good boy" he coos kissing your forehead

taglist:@mailmango @spermeboy @ghostking4m @gayaristocrat @addictedtomalepits @staarb0y @crispysoup318 @its-ares @gargoylesworld09 @znerac @inhumanshadows

[virq-qgo]

hii babe im just begging for a rough tag team with wolverine nd deadpool

I’m so sorry, I just saw this 😢 I’m a working woman, gotta make my money and spend it all at Adam and Eves. Anyways.. I hope this is good for you bookie, I put only my brain and boobs into it 😘

Request are still opened ❤️

Warnings: smut, my writing, obvi not proof read because I’m not all that.. female bodied.

If anyone had told you a few minutes ago that you would be on your back, getting absolutely cocked out by Logan. And having your mouth filled of it by wade. You would have laughed in their face. Because you are no man’s slut.

But here you are, laying on wades bed. Logan’s cock so full inside of you. His hips thrusting so hard against yours. Your poor pretty hips bruise.

It’s not like you can complain though, after all, wade is fucking your throat. But why would you complain? Getting absolutely dicked down by the two men you’ve had the hots for awhile is a dream come true, really it would be any girls dream.

Muffled moans attempted to escape your filled lips as your sore legs tighten around Logan’s waist. You were finally going to cum, after forever of torture. You finally get your reward.

Your eyes pooled with tears as you feel that little something snap in you, as you stupidly thought that this was your moment. That was until it was brutally ripped away from you.

Logan looks at you with a satisfied yet sadistic expression. “Aw, poor girl, finally thought she was about to come.” In a flash of the moment, you were flipped to your stomach. And Logan’s rough hands grab at your plush hips. Slamming himself back into you. “Too bad that bad girls don’t get to cum.”

A cry escape your lips as you feel Logan slam back into you. Your face is burrowed into the sheets of the bed as the pace Logan was brutally fucking you was putting holes in the walls from the bed.

You were too busy whining to notice that wade and Logan were bickering back and forth.

“My turn wolvie, I want to fuck my pretty slut next.” Wade pressed, his scared hands running down her body. “We’re switching places.”

Logan didn’t like this idea, knowing that wade would give in and let you cum. You were getting punished, you didn’t get to cum. “You’re not getting your dick wet, it’s my pussy that I’m fucking.”

Wade did not like this response, he pulled Logan away. Feeling so incredibly horny once he heard you whine at the feeling of being so empty. “Don’t worry princess, I’ll be filling this pussy up so nice for you. The only thing you’ll be remembering is how good my cock is.”

Wade gave you no time to think as he thrusted into your abused hole. One hand on your hips, the other wrapped around your front, playing with your sensitive clit.

“You’ve been my good girl, must be because I’m better. But I want that pretty pussy to milk my dick.” He praises.

Wade teased, crescent marks are left in your hips from how hard Wade squeezed your hips. Moans fall from his lips as he felt your sweet hole squeeze his cock. He couldn’t hold himself back, Wade pressed your body down into the bed. Fucking you at an incredible pace, hitting all of your deep spots.

Logan watches the both of you, his cock so unbelievably hard, it hurt. His tip was aching and wet. He was turned on to the extreme, watching you moan like a damn porn star because of how good Wade is fucking you. It almost made him jealous.

He watches how Wade thrust faster than he has before, and watches how you try to claw at anything you can reach. Logan couldn’t help but find his cock with his hand. He wasn’t mad that you came around wades cock, or how the way your pussy clenched around nothing while his hot load was dripping out of you and down your thighs. Logan was so totally jealous, wanting it to be your pussy milking him instead of his own hand. Wanted it to be his load dripping out of you.

Finally, he had enough. Logan stood back up, pushing Wade to the side. “I hope you aren’t tired buba, because we only have just gotten started.”

[desastre-fag]

not to be horny on main but does anyone know if they’re looking for a third…

about to watch deadpool n wolverine ill let u guys know how gay it is

[montimer]

please hsc deadpool x fem reader, in which Wade shows his face to the reader for the first time (despite his fears) (they are already a couple)

I love your works

I don't do fem reader so i'll make it gender neutral, not that it'll change the story anyway! Also thank you^^

Deadpool x reader

Gn!reader,fluff

Wade showing his face to his partner for the first time

After being together for a longer time he finally decided to show his face. Until that point he only pulled his mask up to his nose or weared simple clothes with a mask on around you.

You didn't wanted to force him so you patiently waited until he felt like showing it to you.

You already knew he had scars and all but you actually found them attractive.

The two of you were laying on the couch when suddenly he sit up and brough you with him. His white eyes staring into yours. His hands were gently holding your arms.

"I think,i think im ready...to show my face i mean."

He didn't sound so confident, his usual funny and energetic self was gone. He sounded serious, and a bit quieter. You knew by now that all the never ending jokes he makes are to hide how much pain he really feels. You were glad he would open up to you more.

You petted his shoulders.

"Alright, don't worry. Your looks can't change the way i feel about you." You tried reassuring him. He just nodded while looking down.

He slowly took his mask off still not looking up. It was quiet, 'is that good, is that bad?' He didn't really wanted to find out.

He felt your hands on his face. You gently pulled his face up to look at you. He stared at you, he had a worried look.

You gave a kiss to his cheeks and he looked surprised. You smiled at him.

"See, wasn't that hard was it? You look beautiful inside and out. I love you Wadey"

You kissed his nose trying to cheer him up. He begin to smile. 'You mean that? You look serious about it' he felt relief. He hugged you and kissed you back.

Then he put his head in your chest. You holded him and caressed his head.

He felt so loved at that moment. No 'eww', no break up, nothing bad. Just you loving him.

He snuggled to you.

You're a keeper for sure, he knew that. What was he worried about anyways? Someone as kind and pretty as you... sometimes he felt like he doesn't deserve your love but you're telling him otherwise.

"I love you y/n. You're my one and only, i love you so much" he whispered loud enough for you to hear.

He looked up at you and your smile made him smile too.

You give one last kiss to his forehead before continuing to smother him with affection.

If his mask that was thrown in the side of the couch could wink it would right now.

*wink*

Huh?

[cryptidnamedhabit]

So since im kinda autistic about the new wolverine and deadpool movie im just gonna post some poolverine/deadclaws headcanons to help keep myself sane :]

Deadpool and Wolverine spoilers under the cut

Also Logan is autistic because I said so

Wade will drink whatever in his coffee in the morning, he doesn't care, meanwhile logan needs a ridiculous amount of things in his morning coffee for it to be drinkable to him

Logan is too much of a wuss puss to admit it though and just didn't drink coffee for a long time

Then, one day, out of the blue, Wade came home with two coffees, one for himself and one for logan (and a puppicino for mary puppins ofc)

Logan refused at first and only agreed to try it to get Wade to stop whining

Needless to say, he was genuinely surprised (and ever-so-slightly creeped out) that Wade knew what he liked in his coffee without telling him

"Apparently, oldie wolvie liked his coffee like that." Wade told him

Wade might've fallen first, but logan fell harder

He was HARD on the denial train

At first he didn't know why or what he was feeling whenever he was around Wade

Feeling jealous whenever Wade gives his attention to someone else? Just annoyed that the other person doesn't express the same "disgust" he has for Wade

Feeling mad when someone finally expresses their "disgust" towards deadpool? That's just because he wasn't that annoying that day and didn't deserve mean (but true) things said about him

Just woke up screaming from a nightmare and needs to hug Wade to feel grounded again because the time ripper killed him in his dreams? He just allows it because mary puppins wasn't quick enough to do it

The feeling of butterflies in his stomach whenever Wade looks at him with nothing but adoration and love in his eyes? Probably just something off in the food he ate earlier that day

Feeling the urge to grab Wade by his face and kiss him while whispering sweet nothings until the universe explodes? Just an intrusive thought or two

It isn't until he's on some random walk with mary puppins that he finally realizes that he just might have a crush on deadpool

He pretty much goes through the seven stages of grief once he realizes

It became more difficult to shove his feelings down his throat whenever he was around Wade after that

It wasn't until another one of their "family game nights" that Negasonic pulled Logan aside to talk to him

"When will you two just make it official already?" "What the hell are you talking about?" "About you and Wade, that's what. You don't seriously think that nobody in this building can see you two clearly have a thing for each other, right?" "Still don't know what you're talking about" "What are you on right now?" "The autism spectrum."

Negasonic gave up trying to talk to Logan about Wade after that

After all of that was said and done, it wouldn’t be until one of Wade's random teasings that finally made Logan snap

"God peanut, you wanna kiss me sooo bad it makes you look stupid~"

That was it.

Logan closed the distance between himself and Wade, grabbed his face, and kissed him passionately before he pulled away

"Hhholy fucking hell peanut, how long were you saving that for?" "You've got no idea bub"

"Does this mean I can finally use the blowjob handles on your mask?"

Meanwhile Althea shouts "I CAN HEAR YOU MOTHERFUCKERS CLEAR AS DAY!"

Anyway, I think I might make a part 2 to this post, but idk

[love-toxin]

i have seen deadpool and wolverine 7 times in theaters. i need to kiss both of those men and i need them to kiss each other. we all need to hold hands and hug and kiss and skip in a circle together. and then have hot graphic sex together.

i need to be sandwiched in between them with no way to escape while they’re pissed at each other so they feel bad when they calm down. need them to start fucking all gentle out of guilt, like my brain didn’t melt out of my ears cuz they were so damn rough. need them to accidentally overstimulate me because they didn’t know they made me cum more than once during their bickering. need them to start fucking each other with me still between them cuz im outta commission but they still want to be as close to me as physically possible. need the friction of their bodies to accidentally cause a final orgasm so deep and slow it knocks me out, only to wake up hours later still between them. (goddamn healing factors)

ANON I WANNA LIVE IN UR BRAIN SO BAD!!!!

uuuuuugghhhnnnnm i just know the sex would be CRAZY. Logan and Wade both having regeneration and violent tendencies and having to have some kinda restraint to not literally kill you while you're sandwiched between them 😵‍💫 fighting over who gets ur ass first 😩😩 woof. thinkin of them having a tally on a notepad (mostly Wade, lets be fr) keeping score of how many times each of them get lucky with you and getting scary competitive over it. looking at the tallies an seeing one of them is lower than the other this week and realizing you're gonna get your bones jumped hardcore just for one of them to make up the score. sometimes they're bickering so much even a kiss makes them jealous--you peck Logan on the chin and Wade's whining about it being unfair until you lean over and give him one too. but as soon as he starts stealing another and another Logan grabs your neck and shoves his own tongue down your throat and whoops, the boys are duking it out again!

also.......the pull out game being weak as hell. each of them just end up pushing you deeper on to the other and it's no wonder they can't abort the mission on time--some days you get treated so nice and gentle and like a little noble on your throne, and some days you end the night with your lap just soaked and have to accept your fate when they both fall asleep still buried inside. but bc ur their pookie they're so sweet afterwards <33 you're not like them, you need a bath and treats and cuddles to recover when they rough you up! the babying from them would be sooooooo tasty and it just compliments the insane ball-busting hole-resizing craziness that happens whenever they're riled up and get so much as arm's reach from you. ugh!!!!

[justevelynnnn]

͙⁺˚*･༓☾ Master list ‧͙⁺˚*･

(requests r currently open, rn i’m focused on the xmen)

Keys -

nsfw/smut : 🔞

slightly nsfw/ suggestive: 🔥🌸

fluff: 🌸

angst: 🔥

female reader: 🚺

🤍Attack on Titan

Nerd armin:

Nervous Nerd -Nerd!Armin x blk!reader 🚺🌸

Seeing Armins dorm - Nerd!Armin x blk!reader 🚺🌸

Sending Armin a thirst trap on “accident” - Nerd!Armin x blk!reader 🚺🔥🌸

Dreaming of you - Nerd!Armin x blk!reader 🚺🔞

Nerd Armin headcanons

No title - Nerd!Armin x blk!reader. 🚺🔞

Armin

Happy halloween 🎃 - Armin x blk!reader 🚺🔥🌸

If armin was goth… - Asot Armin x goth!reader🚺🌸

Extra

What the boys got you for Christmas

Connie

Being connie’s sneaky link - plug!Connie x blk!reader🚺🔞

You hopped into my heart! - plug!Connie x blk!reader🚺

🤍X-Men

The beginning of my Wolverine obsession🤞🏾

The beginning of my Scott Summers obsession 😭

The X-men do secret santa

Logan Howlett/Wolverine:

Wolverine nsfw alphabet 🔞

my favorite gif ever🤍🤍🤍

Need that. - Worst!Wolverine x blk!reader 🔞/🚺

I will always love you - Wolverine x reader 🔥 & 🌸

Craving - Logan x afab!reader 🔞/🚺

Protective logan x afab!reader - Logan x pregnant!reader 🚺

I want to be more- Logan x reader 🚺🔞🔥

Im so horribly down bad for dofp!Logan😭😭 🔞🚺

Cat!Logan

Deadpool:

Say whattt? - Deadpool x blk!reader 🚺 🔥/ 🌸

Anything Deadpool and Wolverine

Wade and Logan texting

Wade likes Logan’s eyebrow thing

Wade and Logan living together headcanons

You move in with Wade and Logan

Worst wolverine’s “first” Halloween

Scott Summers:

My Cyclops headcanons

He’s better - Cyclops x reader 🔞/🚺

He’s better pt 2 🔥🌸 & 🌸 /🚺

Slightly submissive Scotty 🤍🤞🏾 🔞/🚺

Scott tries 🍃✨ (Scott x Mutant!reader)🔥🌸/ 🚺

Is Scott a munch? 🔞/ 🚺

Mr. Scott Summers pt. 1 🚺

Mr. Scott Summers pt. 2 🔥🌸/ 🚺

Remy Lebeau/ Gambit🃏✨:

Dating Gambit moodboard

Being his wife 🔥🌸/🚺

🤍My hero academia

Black and purple - Shinsou x blk!reader🚺🌸

Black and purple, part two - Shinsou x blk!reader🚺🌸🔥

[icurushasfallen]

Here's my take on this post

Okay, so I have my own theory. I’d like to think Wade wasn’t loved as child and has serve abandonment or attachment issues. Through the movieverse, we see Wade as this goofy guy. He’s quick-tongued and annoying and had an extremely crude sense of humor. But I think there has to be some truth in his jokes.

Wade was never comforted as a child. When he cried, his mother was the type to watch in silent resentment. I think Wade’s mother was similar to Beatrice HorseMan from the Netflix Show Bojack HorseMan.

Wade, in the comics, was a love Affair of Slade Wilson and his sister-in-law at the time, Hailey Wilson.

As a child, Wade was raised by his mother and his uncle, Mickey, whom he believed to be his biological father.

He later gave many conflicting reports regarding his childhood. Among these was his claiming that his father abandoned his mother while she was pregnant with him and she took out her anger on him until, as an adult, he beat her instead. He also claimed that his mother died when he was five and that his father, an army officer, became abusive, causing Wade to grow up to be a thug and criminal.

When his father got his act together and tried to rein in his son, one of Wade's friends shot and killed him. On another occasion, he told a writer that his father was a teller of bad jokes who abandoned him and his mother while he was a boy. And because of this his mother turned to humor, alcohol and home shopping networks as a coping mechanism. He believed that he ran away from home so that his mother wouldn't need to spend what little money she had left on him. All of these accounts appeared to either be false memories implanted in his mind or lies made up by himself. (All stated verbatim by the Deadpool Wiki)

But me frankly? I think the first statement had some truth in it. Hailey had a run-away affair with Slade in my opinion. Slade probably left for one reason or another, leaving them both broke and borderline homeless.

Theres not much Hailey, but I like to believe she was a young woman down on her luck and got herself pregnant with Wade. She then started to resent Wade and maybe even beat him at times. His uncle? A drunk and (Im my interpretation of Wade) the start of Wade’s trauma induced Hypersexuality.

I like to think he did kill his mother accidentally. Maybe in a fire (A motif to the fire would trapped in later as adult after his mutation)

And circling back, I believe thats why Wade has such a soft spot for kids. Like Russel in Deadpool 2. He see’s a child in his same situation more or less and realizes the kid in like him in a way. He was never comforted and therefore comforts others. I.E his humor and remarks. Maybe it’s not how other people comfort. But I like to think that it wasn’t always bad with his mother. And maybe they did bound over the odd joke or two. But whatever the reason, I think Wade just needs to comfort others in order to comfort himself.

I’m in the works of writing a fanfic based on this. It’s gonna be Christmas themed in lue for the holiday season and whatnot. But if you’re interested in a synopsis, I’d be happy to deliver.

@atimesfeeler @twilightkitkat @icarusredwings @ramblingautisticman

[tremendousgardenernerd]

Just wrote a poolwerine fanfiction and im gonna post on ao3 soon!! Enjoy!

It was a quiet morning in the messy apartment of the two mercenaries. Deadpool was sitting on the couch, playing video games and narrating every move like a world championship commentator. Logan, or rather, Wolverine, was in the kitchen, making something that looked like bacon with whiskey — one of the few combinations he truly enjoyed.

Since they started taking missions together, they had formed an oddly functional partnership. Deadpool was chaos, the guy who jumped in headfirst without thinking twice, while Logan was the brute force and reason, or at least something close to it. The forced cohabitation had become a comfortable routine, maybe too comfortable for Wolverine's liking, as he had lately started noticing something different about Wade.

It was hard to admit to himself, but he began to notice things. Things like the sound of Wade's laugh, which seemed more genuine when he let his guard down. Or the fact that, despite being insufferable, Deadpool always made an effort to protect him in battle, even when Logan clearly didn’t need help — and he even liked waking up to the smell of pancakes drenched in maple syrup that Wade made some mornings.

He didn’t know what to do with these feelings. He wasn’t the type to talk about emotions, not even with friends, and certainly not with himself, not after over 200 years. So Logan simply kept them to himself, swallowing it all down with extra shots of cheap whiskey and ignoring the fact that his heart beat a little faster whenever Wade got close.

The calm was interrupted when they received a new mission. An arms cartel was smuggling something beyond the usual: advanced technology and genetic experiments. The job was simple — get in, wipe out the bad guys, and destroy the operations. For Deadpool, it was just another regular day. For Logan, it was an opportunity to keep his focus away from the thoughts of Wade that had been haunting him.

The invasion started off well. They worked like a finely tuned machine — Deadpool eliminated the enemies with bloody choreography, while Wolverine advanced like an animal, invincible and unstoppable. But something went wrong. In the midst of the chaos, a smoke grenade separated them, and Logan slowly started getting sleepier, his eyes drooping heavier and heavier, until he fell asleep.

When Logan managed to regain his composure, Deadpool had simply disappeared. All he found was Wade's familiar scent and dark stains.

(Wade had been kidnapped by Francis, his former torturer. The man who turned Deadpool into what he was now, destroyed his life, and killed all the friends he'd made while trapped in that abandoned building used for experiments. Francis was obsessed with recreating the experiments that made him immortal, and this time, he planned to use Wade as a guinea pig for a new project.)

Meanwhile, Logan was in silent fury. He knew Wade was hard to kill, but the idea that he might be suffering or, worse, was unbearable. Logan didn’t hesitate. He did what he did best: tracked.

The thought of Wade being gone was hell for Logan. He had faced endless battles, survived wars, and endured inhumane experiments, but nothing prepared him for the emptiness Wade’s absence left behind.

As he searched the mission site, Logan noticed something that chilled him to the bone: a trail of blood on the ground. It wasn’t much, but it was enough to trigger all his instincts. Wade could heal from anything, but that didn’t mean he didn’t feel pain.

Logan was never one for constant company. Living alone, with the weight of the world on his shoulders and the constant noise of his own past, was something he knew all too well. And for a while, he thought it was better that way. Until Deadpool appeared at that bar, stepping out of a portal and pointing a gun right at his face.

Wade Wilson was a storm. Chaotic, talkative, irritating, and provoking. However, against all logic, Logan found comfort in that madness. Wade filled the silences that Logan refused to face. Even when he rolled his eyes at Wade’s absurd comments or grumbled about “needing space,” Logan felt like something in his life had begun to pulse again.

It was only when Wade disappeared that he realized the size of that void.

The first days without Deadpool were too quiet. Logan missed the annoying sound of Wade’s voice echoing beside him. When Wade disappeared for a few days in the past, Logan didn’t worry — the man was resilient, almost impossible to kill. But this time, the silence came with a strange feeling in his chest, a tightness that Logan refused to name.

Then came the information: Francis. The same man who had turned Wade into the immortal, masked abomination he was. That son of a bitch was back, and Wade was right in the palm of his hand.

Logan couldn’t allow that.

He followed the trail with the persistence of a predator. His claws sank into bodies and threats until the path became clear. Every night spent chasing Francis, he felt the void grow more real. Wade might be annoying, but he was his. And if something had happened...

Logan didn’t finish that thought. He just kept going, with the determination that had accompanied him through a lifetime of war.

The months Logan had spent living with Wade before this had been difficult and strangely comforting. Wade was walking chaos, but that chaos had brought life back to a man who had given up on everything. The impromptu dinners (with cold tacos and cheap beers), the bad movies Wade insisted on watching, the sarcastic comments about Logan being his “personal Hugh Jackman” — all of that stuck with him more than Logan was willing to admit. He started to notice that he looked forward to Wade’s smile, that his days seemed less dark when the mercenary was around.

Logan began noticing details, like how Wade bit his lip when he was thinking or how his jokes often masked the pain he still carried. And, without meaning to, Logan realized he felt something more than just friendship. Something deep, uncomfortable, and impossible to say out loud.

Logan didn’t believe someone like him could love. He didn’t think anyone could want the love of the worst Wolverine of them all, especially when it came to the best Deadpool across all timelines, the one who, unlike him, saved his world and everyone he loved, even saved his life by bringing him into his world and giving Logan’s life meaning. So he stayed silent. He hid what he felt behind grumbles, drinks, and lingering glances when Wade wasn’t looking.

The job of tracking Francis wasn’t easy. Logan started in the circles of the underworld, visiting informants and intermediaries who might have connections to the genetic experiments. It was a task that required patience — something he didn’t have — but his anger drove him forward.

With every new contact, he pieced together more of the puzzle. Francis was funding illegal operations with a group of renegade scientists, using stolen technology to enhance the experiments he had started on Wade years ago. The problem was that Francis knew Logan was after him, and the bastard was good at hiding.

Logan finally got a break when he found a scientist fleeing from an abandoned warehouse. The man was trembling, too scared to lie, and revealed the location of an underground laboratory where Francis was conducting the experiments.

After days of relentless searching, Logan finally found the laboratory where Francis kept Wade captive. Upon infiltrating the site, he destroyed everything in his path — soldiers, scientists, equipment. It was an unstoppable massacre.

Killing everyone there was easy for an enraged Wolverine, he wiped out everything that came his way, his sole objective to save Wade and fill the emptiness Wade’s absence had left in his heart. He found Francis and stabbed him multiple times in the heart, then in the rest of his lifeless body, making sure he would never return, before going to search for Wade.

After the devastation Logan caused, Francis’ lab was completely destroyed and bloodied, with remains of bodies everywhere.

When Logan finally reached Wade, he was strapped to a machine, visibly weakened but still sarcastic, keeping his smile.

Logan had eyes only for him. He knew him too well and could see that beneath all the sarcasm was an exhausted soul, scared and relieved to have been saved.

“About time, Logan. I thought you were gonna leave me here to become a modern art experiment.”

“Shut up, Wade,” Logan growled, cutting the tubes and pulling him out of the machine. “Let’s get out of here.”

As Logan pulled Wade out, he collapsed against him, visibly weak, weaker than Logan ever imagined.

“Only if you carry me bridal style. I’ve always wanted to be the damsel in distress,” Wade joked about the situation.

Logan worried about Wade but didn’t say anything. He knew Wade hated pity, and he was genuinely worried about him.

With emotion flooding back as he had Wade by his side again, Logan held onto his shoulders and stared deeply into his eyes, wanting to be sure Wade was really there. Wade felt the intensity of Logan’s gaze, leaving him speechless, something rare for someone like Deadpool.

“You almost died,” Logan said, his voice low, almost tearful, filled with a weight Wade couldn’t ignore. “I... I can’t lose you.”

Wade blinked, surprised, his smile wavering for a moment.

“Logan... are you okay? You’re sounding sentimental. Do you want me to call a doctor? Or maybe... a poet?”

But Logan didn’t answer. He pulled Wade firmly into a passionate kiss.

It was intense, almost desperate, as if Logan wanted to pour everything he couldn’t say into that single gesture. Wade froze for a second, VERY surprised, but quickly gave in, holding onto Logan’s shirt tightly, even though weak, as if trying to anchor himself to the moment.

The kiss wasn’t perfect — Logan wasn’t exactly the romantic type, and Wade, with his chaotic humor, probably wasn’t much better. But it was real. It was raw, sincere, full of the bottled-up emotions that now overflowed.

When they finally pulled away, Wade still had a smile on his face, but it was different. It was softer, more genuine.

“Wow... so you really like me, huh? Is this like a ‘maximum level of friends with benefits’ thing?”

Logan rolled his eyes, but there was a small smile on his lips.

“You’re insufferable, you know that?”

“That’s why you like me. Admitting that must be more painful than getting run over by 34 military tanks.”

Logan shook his head, but he didn’t deny it. Instead, he threw an arm under Wade’s shoulders, carrying him in a bridal style as he walked out of the destroyed lab.

“Let’s go, chatterbox. Let’s go home.”

“Look at that, now he’s calling it home. Does marriage come before or after missions?”

And for the first time in days, Logan laughed. It was a quiet laugh, almost imperceptible, but Wade heard it. And in that moment, amidst the smell of destruction and the weight of recent events, everything finally seemed right.