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[deepinkevin]

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[carminite-wyrm]

Its an Empires SMP + Wynncraft crossover AU I guess

So, I’ve been playing a lot of Wynncraft recently, and man, the Wynncraft lore sure is wild. Halfway through doing a quest I suddenly remembered that hey, nether corruption sure is a thing over here, and isn’t there Also an invading corruption storyline going on over in Empires?

Anyways so here I am with yet another niche AU idea lmao (though also with the latest videos from Pix and Gem I...kind of already am thinking of a variant on this one lmao)

- Some indeterminable point in time in the future, the Empires gang are having the final fight against Xornoth, ready to take out the demon and cleanse their world of the corruption that had been taking hold of their kingdoms.

- Its down to the final few blows, with the Kings and Queens coming together, despite their grievances with one another, despite all the differences that had once been between them, to finally strike down the demon.

- Naturally, of course, it goes a little sideways.

- The final blow lands, and the hellish arena disappears in a flash of unholy light.

- When the heroes awaken, they find themselves in a spider-infested patch of woodland.

- Upon fighting/running their way out, they quickly realise that yeah, this sure isn’t the Empires SMP anymore.

- There are some shenanigans, probably, upon that realisation, but eventually, the group makes their way to the nearby city of Detlas, severely disconcerted by the clear presence of corruption in the land around them.

- They’re fairly certain that they saved their own land, only to land right in another world also beset by corruption.

- Their various communicators also seem to be displaying a different HUD from what they’re used to, including an actual mana bar along with their health, and more equipment slots and most baffling of all: the option to level up and increase a variety of skills.

- Also, there’s magic, though a different magic than what they’re used to

Added to that, the monsters are far more different to what they’ve encountered in their home world. Zombies, fairly standard, even if the ones in this strange land seem somehow more powerful than theirs. Spiders, easy. And then Joey stumbles across a flaming horse rocketing straight at him at roughly 40kmph, screeching demonically all the while. It narrowly misses pummelling him in the face with its hooves and oh, looks like this isn’t a standard world after all.

Character classes and more thoughts under the cut!

Character classes! (Wynncraft currently has 5 classes people can choose from!)

Warriors (uses polearms/hammers, generally the dps/tank build)

Scott – He has a pink battleaxe, yes of course he’s the heavy-weapon-using class. Also, bc I think it’d be really amusing to see this elf dude w/ an antler crown charging straight at someone with a massive axe/hammer/polearm.

Fwhip – King of the Grimlands, projecting an image of strength even as the corruption ran rampant and clashed with the inherent darkness of his own kingdom.

Lizzie – Ocean Queen w/ a Trident, enough said. Sure, there might not be any axolotls in this world for some reason, but that doesn’t mean she doesn’t have the powers that made her one of the most powerful Empires back home. Probably mains thunder elemental magic, bc sending chain lightning at enemies is very cool.

Mages (Magic staff goes brr. Also they can heal)

Gem! – I imagine she’d be highly adept at hitting enemies with the regular attack spell, and then suddenly casting a meteor and crystalline ice to obliterate her foes as the rest of the party watches on.

Katherine – Teleporting + fast attacks = magic menace. Also bc I think it’d look cool for her, and honestly that’s the majority of my decision-making here w/ the class selections

Pixl – Idk, something about the vigil and the whole candle thing makes me think he’d make a pretty damn good healer. Calm, collected, and the most unshakeable amongst the chaos of the Empires gang. (This AU idea was written like, a week before the latest video lmao so we're just gonna...gloss over the most recent plot developments for a bit until I can figure out how to make it make sense in the AU)

Assassins (Stabby stabby DPS)

Joel – Look I just think the imagery of Joel + Lizzie absolutely wrecking shit together on a battlefield is too good to pass up on.

Sausage – Man literally ran an assassin guild back in their home world, of course he’s an assassin here in this one. Probably has several sets of daggers hidden up his sleeves, and probably ends up with a life steal build.

Pearl – Pearl with knives would be terrifying and amazing to behold. On the other hand, I was considering either Mage or Shaman but we already have like three Mages, and I don't really have any ideas for how Pearl would utilise the Shaman abilities atm.

Archers (Ranged DPS or support)

Jimmy! – Swamp boi deserves to pop off and what better way than to be able to cause arrows to rain from the sky. And also to backflip out of danger. I imagine navigating a swamp has given him an actual dexterity or agility score.

Shaman (Buffs + support)

Shubble – Honestly I think she’d really vibe with the nature-y vibes this class kind of gives me, what with her mushroom kingdom vibes and the magic. Also, one of the most complex classes, but considering Shubble and her whole researching the corruption thing, I think it’d fit.

Joey – I’m gonna be honest, I don’t know much about his POV beyond ‘wants to court the demon’ at the moment, so contributions welcome here.

- Gem and Shubble’s initial investigations (because they absolutely hit the first library or archive they could find) whilst the others explored/adventured around the area eventually lead them to determining that in order to return to their own world, they’ll have to make their way to the most dangerous region of the Wynn region: The Silent Expanse.

Defeating whatever entity is chilling deep in that eldritch hellzone that’s pinging off Gem and Shubble’s (w/ machinery assistance from Pixl) cobbled-together ‘machine for detecting their world’s own magic’ should be enough to trigger the same event that sent them to this world. They think. Its enough for them all to hope, at any rate.

- Its an odd feeling, being at the height of their powers only to be thrust into a world where a tap from an armoured skeleton can take them down to a third of their health in one hit, at their current ability level.

- The party starts off at roughly level 5-7 btw, because I’ve had to do the tutorial quest and Enzan’s Brother quest like six times and I want to skip that here thanks.

- Eventually, the group does have to split into smaller parties for efficiency, though they’re understandably hesitant to be separate from everyone else in an unfamiliar world.

- Obviously, the parties do shuffle around a bit depending on what quests they end up undertaking, to play for each of their strengths and to cover for their weaknesses.

- Because they’re the Kings and Queens of the Empires SMP, they climb up the levels fairly rapidly, racing through quests in Ragni, Detlas, Nemract, Almuj, before finally venturing across the ocean to the province of Gavel.

- They’re well aware that something rather bad is going on in this world, something that looks and feels so similar to the corruption back home, but yet not.

- Their first encounter with the Parasites in the Dark Forest has those more in tune with the currents of magic, or the natural world, recoiling from the feeling of ‘wrong wrong that should not be in this world-‘

After that harrowing encounter, they are very, very glad, that in their world, the source of the corruption was clearly from a pesky demon, and not the result of warring planar powers.

One would think that, as the resident swamp dweller of their motley group, Jimmy would have been a tad more relaxed in the Olux Swamp. And yet, the magic from his Empire has him on edge throughout their travels in that area, the lingering sense of foreign magic, of what the locals refer to as the Decay, worrying away at the familiar scent of the swamp.

[dourpeep]

So like, whose your favorite chars and ships and roles? *rolls all over your blog* I know you like albedo, as you should, but I feel like your big brain hides hidden potential of reasons

Ehe I have a lot to say and a lot of people to go through so...most will be under the cut. Like this is really just going to be me going on about what I like about a bunch of characters.

My works are a love letter to the characters nodnod y'know that quote--

Oh!! Okay okay uhhh here's a few of my faves and reasons:

Albedo:

There's a lot of similar interests-! Also being an alchemist/scientist is my dream.

His personality is very sweet and his interactions with others (like during the Golden Apple Archipelago) are hilarious and endearing. Like...the whole slipping away while Diluc and Kaeya were bickering? His little comment hinting that he had to yell at them while riding Dvalin due to the wind and their volume? Then every interaction with Klee (including his character trailer) are so wholesome uuuuu

Albedo, my beloved-

His outfit!! I want to get Albedo cosplay just for the jacket

Also his movements, attack wise, are very polished and clean-cut! It's pretty obvious that his style is similar to that of fencing, but then you also see that he often will condense his sword into pure geo or thrust it out in a burst of gold!! And his Q???? He snaps and then his burst just---bursts fourth out of the ground???

Man's skilled.

And then ehe...I just really am into the archetype of a smart, gentle, yet modest person and he fits that bill perfectly.

I can't wait to see more about him! We know such a small amount about him since his character story was intertwined w/ introducing Dragonspine and also more about him testing the Traveler--also we didn't get to play as him during it :<<

Xiao

He is a very gentle character who's been through so much and I admire his ambition and willingness and selflessness

I really like his attacks, too--the fluidity of his movements that ties in with his backstory and just his personality in general

I also want his outfit

There's just something about his character that is incredibly appealing--you see him at his worst with the Karmic Debt, the rawness of his personality due to his blunt way of speaking and the earnestness that he displays

Lots of quiet protection nodnod. You have to talk to one of the NPCs to find this out, but he helped a little girl get her doll back after it'd been taken by Hilichurls. He didn't have to do it because it's not something that people would consider important, but his duty extends beyond that. If he can help it, he will lend a hand

Also the interactions we have?? Like when he saves Traveler (the subtle shift of his grip on their hand, a little offer of stability) and then in Moonchase now?? *chef's kiss*

Xinyan

I LOVE HER

First off, she's a rockstar who's taken something and made it entirely her own?? Her guitar is of her own design too!! It's made to work with her pyro vision!!! Like how cool is that????

Her personality is strong, down to earth--ugh man she's so cool

I want to be friends with her so bad

She's absolutely strong-I personally built her as a phys dps so her shield doesn't really do much but man does she carry. If none of the boys can handle the job, I swap her in and she sweeps the field clean. Those mobs never stood a chance nodnod

Her aesthetic!! I also want her outfit. I want everyone's outfit.

While her en voice got a lot of questions/hate, I love it. I can't help but feel pumped up and ready when I use her skill and burst and she shouts out "Time to rock!!"

Her dedication to her music and unyielding determination to get her name out there is incredible, I can't help but admire her passion for music.

I just really love music, even if I'm trained more for classical + operatic ehe rock's actually my favorite genre so it's all the more better!

Xingqiu

Ah! The first time I saw him I immediately decided that I'd adopt him on the spot nodnod kinda like having a kid brother, y'know?? I think we'd get along well

Also the fact that he's a bookworm??? Again, I gravitate towards people who are considered smart--no matter what it's about! You could be incredibly knowledgeable about snails and only that and I will listen to you go on and on

He's a prankster! Poor Chongyun, being the butt of most of his jokes and all.

But like his character is really cute and I had a lot of fun listening to all his voicelines--there's a lot of funny stuff going on with him like his dislike for carrots, his handwriting-- but then he's also dedicated to his martial arts and helping others no matter the task! Very chivalrous indeed nodnod

A few of my other favorites are: Beidou, Kazuha, Scaramouche (it's a love hate)

Moving onnnn!!

I'll do roles first :DD

My favorite to play, hands down, are full on DPS and Support/DPS. Xiao, Kazuha, Albedo, Xinyan, Kaeya-- there's a lot but these are the peeps that I have, am currently, or would main.

I started off as a hybrid Kaeya main (some phys, some elemental), then Xiao's been my main DPS since!

Kazuha is incredible in tandem w/ Xiao because of his cc as well as his em buffs nodnod. Also Kazuha is just really fun to play in general.

Ngl, I think that getting and playing Xiao basically ruined all other characters for me because you can pry his attacks and burst plunging (very fun) out of my cold, dead hands (/j). The quickness of his attacks and playstyle--lots of poking w/ spear and then dodge + attack at the same time with his skill. 10/10 very fun, absolutely love.

As for support/DPS, this is more fun to do in co-op ehe. I usually end up playing Kazuha, Raiden (her skill gives all party members that passive extra electro dmg whenever you land a hit) or another elemental-based character--

That being said, elemental damage, when paired up to procc reactions is ugh sooo good.

Ships!!

I saved this for last because I know it's not everyone's cup of tea ehe. After all, I'm an x Reader blog!

But that being said--

I like the idea of XiaoVen, but I prefer KazuXiao because I feel like they'd work better together--this kinda goes over why. There'd be a lot of respect between the two.

Though, XiaoVen is really cute because they have complimenting personalities nodnod. Also froggie hat. And the idea of Venti being the one to play the flute that helped Xiao.

BeigGuang!!! Their dynamic is hilarious--not to mention that they do get along well but just so happen to butt heads often because their views are so wildly different-

YanTao! I feel that they'd be really cute together! Also Yanfei would probably make sure that Hu Tao stays out of trouble ehe...

XingYun! Very cute and wholesome--platonic or romantic, either way. The fact that they have matching friendship tassels?? Xingqiu seeking Chongyun out to read to him? OTL

I don't have any NOTPs, at least among the popular ships but I do get a little icky about AlbeRose because of some...unsavory experiences due to someone who overstepped. So ehe. We'll not talk about that.

But like Sucrose is really cute! I love her character and she's very sweet and the excitement that she shows with her research is something I relate to heavily! It's just--ahh the ship itself was ruined for me.

[brushstrokesapocalyptic]

Would Dark pit be Pit's Nobody? I wonder what dynamic would they have, does it mean they would share the same heart and keyblade?

i actually elaborated somewhat on the subject a bit ago. tl;dr, DP is some sort of replica-ish clone who has his own body and identity, but also shares pit's heart. hearts are nonsense, why shouldn't a single heart be able to inhabit two fully separate individuals at once. and yes, they kinda have the same keyblade, more or less.

so dp definitely isn't pit's nobody, but i have been doing some thinking and have decided that the chaos kin arc would be very fun in this au. since no one is around to stop me, i am now going to explain it in complete detail :) behind the cut, ofc.

i haven't worked out all the surrounding details yet, so this is subject to change, but the chaos arc starts more or less as it does in canon w/ the chaos kin getting inadvertently freed and possessing palutena. palutena uses her keyblade to yeet pit's heart, either because she was forced to or in order to prevent the chaos kin from eating it.

now, in KI, pit's consciousness follows his soul when it gets yote. in KH however, we know damn well that in a heart/body divorce situation, the resulting nobody is much more likely to attain custody of all the memories and whatnot. thus, rather than a pair of mindless puppets, we have a pair of brand new nobodies!

the two of them have Wildly Different Reactions to all this. pit doesn't actually initially realize what happened— he wakes up on some other world with no idea where he is or how he got there, and sure he's a little out of it but who wouldn't be? he's probably just got a concussion, just force a grin and go figure out what the fuck is going on! he only realizes something is really seriously wrong when he tries to summon his keyblade and fails, because you kinda... need a heart to do that.

dp, on the other hand, is hanging out with the forces of nature when that whole thing happens. one second everything is Totally Normal, the next he's unconscious on the floor because his Schrodinger's Heart suddenly has a definite location which is Not inside him. he's out for a while, and when he finally wakes up he's just kinda. blank for a while. he still has all his memories and whatnot, it's just that literally his entire existence has consisted of him doing nothing but follow his heart to make up for pit being an overly-loyal puppet, and now suddenly there Is No Heart To Follow. no little joys to pursue. so he just kinda... shuts down for a while.

eventually pit's frantic solo-investigation into what the fuck happened leads to him getting acquired by viridi, and subsequently the two pits meet. dp takes offense at how fake pit is being. pit thinks lying facedown in the grass for hours at a time is an extremely inefficient way of getting their heart back. dp can't muster the enthusiasm to try and beat pit up, so they just have to agree to disagree.

once more, i don't have Absolutely Everything worked out, but ofc pit manages to reclaim his heart one way or another, and goes to confront the possessed palutena. there's an epic battle, blah blah blah, dp arrives at an appropriately dramatic moment with great fanfare and BOY OH BOY he is so very glad to be able to be pissed off.

thus concludes "that time these two were nobodies for a while but they got better." thanks for watching, like comment and subscribe, this au is sponsered by raid shadow leg

[matteblackstars]

Nicholas x Tentacles : For Research

as requested by @catastrophicur fantasy verse + DP / sounding / throat fuckin’ / yes he’s a virgin / no its not written well, you know what, just keep walking, don’t look here

           Nicholas scampered down the halls with the type of excitement that had nearly everyone he passed looking nervously behind. Short cleric navigated past clergy with ease, slipping between droves of prayer walks that ended in disapproving scowls and heads shaking in disappointment. Not that he noticed, because he got the aFTernOOn oFF~ For research. Which terrified everyone. 

          Due to prior mishaps in the dorms, Nicholas was given his own room well away from the rest of the populace just in case he summoned another undead bear or 30ft snake that he still couldn’t find or the time when gravity reversed itself in the mess hall or-- needless to say, when half the clerics came down with a curse that made them dance nearly to death and the other half frozen in time reliving their trauma in a void-like hellscape, he was banished asked to move his studies far far away and to notify the higher ups when he was going to be doing something potentially dismal so they could avoid it. 

          So when the final piece of his spell finally arrived in the mail, he was beside himself running through the gardens to get to the abandoned wing of the church where he had been allowed to make camp. Dreary and a bit dusty, the large heavy door requires small thing’s whole body to push against and when he finally slips through, it opens up into a massive study. Books covered the walls and laid in haphazard stacks along the floor, papers spilling with ancient languages and symbols, candles and floating colorful orbs illuminating intricate gold writings, bones, potions, skulls, vials, gems, taxidermy rabbit, a mobile of the solar system, a mobile of a different solar system -- everywhere one looked there was something new and potentially dangerous lurking about. 

          His desk held a multitude of messy papers and ink pots filled with ink that shifted colors (one that looks suspiciously like blood), and a single thick heavy book. It was the same size if not wider than the cleric himself and it takes a strained heave to lift the cover before fingers rushed to find a particular page.           There.            It only takes him minutes to shuffle about his room, moving stacks of things out of the way to clear space on the floor and hunting down the bits and pieces of spell components that involved ink, a single bit of bone, chalk, and whatever else. The item he had been waiting for came in the shape of a small crystal pendant. Some easily made magicked trinket that produced as manny mirrors as the holder desired in any shape or size. The spell had a tiny hand written note on the side that strongly suggested its use and Nicholas wasn’t entirely sure why or how this aided in the spell, but mirrors had their own magical properties that he’d mentally note to delve into. Tall and rectangular, he follows the note’s directions until the space he’s made is surrounded by them floating delicately at the perimeter with gaps enough he can slip through. He takes a moment to proudly smile at himself in the corner of one and then another few minutes to apprehensively stare at the complicated chalk circle he’s made on the floor, wondering if it was... too big. He wanted to summon tentacles, not the whole tentacle monster. Or did he??

          There was a moment of doubt after everything was set up, last thing needed was the single drop of blood and ink to circle’s center, when his own eyes catch himself in a reflection.            “Am I being too nasty for this?”           Reflection shakes its head, of course not. It’s for fun. For research!            “Getting a handy by a tentacle for... research?”           You’re testing old magic that just happens to have the use of a few wiggly arms.            “And if it doesn’t listen...?”           Reflection chants back at him for research! for research! before short human is thoroughly convinced. For research. 

          Ink and blood fall with a deafening plop to its center, sleeves of thickly layered robes pushed up as far as they can so pale palms could press into the floor at circle’s sides, feeling the magic pulsate through limbs until incantation leaves the room silent. Chalk glows warmly, then dies out. The creaking groans of the walls and wood floor halting and little thing blinks, candle light flickering making the shadows dance and for a moment -- nothing happens. “WHAT” Disappointed bark has Nicholas flopping backwards and then forwards again to peer into the spell circle, sniffing bottle of ink and blood, wondering if it was his blood needed and-- well, that would make sense. Lips purse together, but the prick to his finger and the added dot of red leaves him full of expectation and.... noth-- oh?

          Leaning close, he can see movement, like a plant breaking its way through the surface of the earth, a single blackish-red tendril wiggles its way through. Arms shoot up with an excited YES, gaze bolting about as if someone would be there to congratulate him on his small success before immediately leaning down closer with words of encouragement. Maybe it was shy? Weak? It’s ok bb, Nicholas is here~ “There there little guy, come on, coooome on~” Chuckle brightens his face, completely forgetting the whole intent of bringing this thing out, and more focused on the fact that it was tiny and absolutely adorable. It wiggles nervously, then confidently, growing in size until finally Nicholas is sitting up and staring at it face to face. It’s inky looking and curious touch tells him it’s slimy but even that’s just clear with an almost oil-slick like sheen. 

          “Oh the staff at the cleaning staff would hate this--ACK??” Something touched his face! Head snaps around and in the reflected circle of the mirror is another tentacle, breaching its way through with curious intent toward summoner. Then another- and another-- “oh. Oh no, that’s too many--” Even in the circle before him do more start pulling themselves through, shapes and sizes varying as thin ones twisted about thicker bases, others nearing with clear intent to grab and-- “OOoooohkay, nope, we’re just going to just, stop all this. Do you understand me?” It’s definitely more of a nervous plead than a command. “I’m gonna need your friends to just... go back to-” Since when was there one wrapped around his ankle? And lord they were strong--

          “Hahaha-- ok ok, time to stop guys-- no-- no, don’t grab the other ankle, nooOOOoo-- I meAN IT--” The nervous panic was starting to set in as they took hold of each ankle that ignored his petty attempts at tearing them off and instead yanked legs apart with a loud yelp. The more he struggled, the more they seemed set on restraining him with their smooth heavy limbs, and even though feet kicked in an attempt to crawl backwards, his back smacked into the front of sturdy mirror that acted more like a wall caging him inside. Oil-slick slimy tentacles reaching from the mirror took their chance to drape over shoulders and slip into his neckline causing goosebumps across his skin. W-wait-- hey-- no no nO -- but the moment arm raises in protest, strong slick limb grabs his weak wrist, knee jerk reaction had frame twist to undo it, but all it does is make his free wrist captured. With arms now bound and ankles held taught apart, there’s a pause. Nicholas’ face contorted in frustration and then ultimately defeat as next tentacle wiggled across the floor in sly expectation over pants. 

          “F-fine. Fine!” Lips pursed together and things twisted in eager acknowledgement that had Nicholas bickering with it some more. “Oh- OH, So you CAN understand, fine! Just-- nothing too weird.” A mute point when he’s so compromised and a few more inky intruders start to tug and pull at his limbs until lower half is thoroughly spread and smaller constraints touch under clothes to elbow and knee. Another thicker one presses at his cheek approvingly, hugging against his neck in jaw as if that was some form of comfort before bold member slips beneath his pant line. 

          Now short cleric was... “pure”. Physically. Hands have enthusiastically explored himself and he was no stranger to relieving himself of his sexual frustrations, but this was the first time he’d had anyone but himself touch him and it showed. Any babbling he had done just seconds before cut themselves short and heart rate rises as warm limb grazed against him, sliding over balls and taint, between cheeks to come out the other side and wedge pants down just enough until butt sat on he chill floor and growing erection exposed if upper layers weren’t messily covering him. Something about not seeing what was happening only made everything more exciting, more nerve wracking as more eased their way beneath fabric to taste and squeeze gently over sensitive skin. 

          Anticipation and tinge of embarrassment has dark haired thing squirming with a single tentacle that wrapped around the base of him, easing itself upwards and back down again with ease. Then it moves a bit faster, others curling over sack with equally comforting tug, and it doesn’t take much for cleric to start breathing heavy against the limb that still licked at his cheek or try to hide behind elbows that were being raised ever higher by captors. It’s not until the smaller ones start writhing their way over the thick boys do things get overwhelming. 

          A long thin tip searches over penis head until it finds small slit to slowly wiggle into; gentle and curious, it presses in, waiting for any protest, and then out, repeating but going deeper while it joins brothers about the shaft, squeezing and releasing in an upward pulsing motion that has his legs trembling. It feels weird, tingling, and he has little control over how hips jerk desperately for escape or the friction at his wrists as tentacles tighten their grip there and at his ankles. Panting moans verge to the point of barely muffled whining, voice pitching and cracking with every wiggle as foreign limb slowly fucked itself into him. Another slithery blackish limb slid across pale thigh staying close to the crease of his leg before wrapping underneath his clothes possessively at his waist. Heat was pooling at the pit of his stomach with legs desperate to slam together, knees trembling as boiling point started to to get near. Panicked chest rising and falling, whatever this thing was, it realized he was getting close and started to move faster, wet suction growing stronger, and all too intrusive tip no longer leaving the hole it occupied, pumping with a dangerous speed that has Nicholas crying. 

          “Out-- Take it out-- Take it outtakeitoutplease-- PLEASE!!” Toes curled as he begged, overwhelmed tears welling up in the corner of his eyes before words are too complicated to say and tentacle slips out just as it gave conclusive squeeze and burst of cum decorated his stomach and thigh. Body jolts into silence that he’s finally granted release from his torture save for the echoed whine and pathetic needy whimpers that follow. Oh gross gross gross--! Shame is the first emotion to wash over him, embarrassment the next, and a tinge of fear-- why did that make him cum so hard?? Restraints give small cleric some slack and a welcomed relief as he tries to collect himself and palms smack tiredly against the floor. Head falls back against the mirror, hand resting on his chest with the realization that he’s been freed. Peace!! Peace at last -- mind evaluates himself and curious tug pulls clothes from over himself just to see the mess he’s left and that his dick was fine. Oh thank god. This relief last if only for a moment. 

          Single inky tendril slides sneakily towards his hip, feeling the air, attempting to take small tastes of his skin that Nicholas lazily tries to shoo away. Which was apparently the Wrong Thing To Do.

          The show of weakness has the same limb thick and strong, snatch at fragile waist, yanking him downwards onto his back with a hard thud. There was no time to yelp because the moment he does, mouth is occupied. Fat and heavy, slimy member forces its way to the back of his throat, excited by impulsive need for human to swallow and tighten around it. It’s patient enough to wait for Nicholas to stop struggling, a minute before he starts to breathe through his nose and then it moves, languidly pressing in hoping to feel the velvety vibrations of fragile mortal’s moans which would come soon enough. Beast, monster, demon -- thing doesn’t bother restraining arms (not that they weren’t eagerly feeling over their hopeless attempts to escape) because its focus was too busy working complicated layers of clothes to get at the softer fleshy bits. For Nicholas, it was hard to fight back when his attention was at his mouth trying to breathe, muffled protesting shouts dying off, and tongue curling instinctively about its surprisingly warm weight. Thoughts were a buzz and buzzing faster when he feels protective clothes leave him and holy garb torn to make way to his chest. He’s not sure if he’s completely bare, it wouldn’t have mattered now that pale skin was easy to mark and already was starting to turn pink in the places where tentacles had clung and sucked onto. 

          A multitude of thicker limbs caressed over him, feeling at the highs and lows of bone and muscle, and with nippled exposed, smaller mandibles slithered their way to dance and play with them. It doesn’t take long for distressed breathing to slow, acceptance as refractory period was rushed to a close, and soft muted moan surprised even him. He liked this -- sharp flick against his chest has him pressing his legs together, messy thighs sliding against each other while he takes what’s in his mouth a tad bit deeper. If he could swear he would, wondering if it was the lack of control or the feeling of captured prey that had him creeping up on next sinful sound.

          The tentacle at his waist smoothed underneath his back, lifting it to a small arch that Nicholas readily complied with, but he nearly chokes when lower half is flipped skyward. Thing must have sensed his tension and distraction came in the form of a strong thrust into his throat, a bit faster, a bit harder, then slowing down once the hands desperately hugged at the thing eased. Hands tried to grab for something else, something easier only to messily catch hold of the multitude of other tentacles that seemed to be joining to fray, curling around his legs that now hung over him. The embarrassment he felt before? Gone. Occasionally legs twitched and kicked, only to be haphazardly restrained while mandibles inched ever so dangerously close to the place no one has been in. Not that thing cared, it was busy coiling back over his hardening shaft, squeezing at balls and -- ok the embarrassments back when he’s hard again. Mind stimulated to a degree that was near overwhelming. 

          First to make curious prod is small, winding wet and slippery between exposed spread cheeks to tease at virgin hole, testing the waters and feeling his heart rate anxiously rise until breaching inward. Whimpered cry catches in his throat and once again legs try to right themselves with struggled jerk, back and behind wiggling in protest done more out of habit than need, but thick vice around his waist tightened and its tip pressed at his lower back so he was more firmly held in place. The one at his ass slid ever deeper, rhythmically pulsing at the edge, growing ever bigger the easier it was to stretch him wider, until it was finally built up enough to be fucking into him with wave-like motion that had little thing lightly bounding against the ground. 

          He’s melting into the floor moaning with little conscious need to hold back confused pitched sounds, every synapse bursting in strange new position when suddenly he tastes air. Deep breath gives way to shuddering sigh, tongue licking at wetted lips that had odd mix of saliva and mystery coating that had the faintest taste of magic to it and bleary eyes glance upwards to see the size of what was in his mouth now hungrily fall over tentacle-caged erection and taint to--

          “NO. HnGNGgghH-- W-Wait-- No-- I-- I can’t--ah-ah-aHW-Wait--” whether thing could understand him or not, pleading fell on deaf ears and tip was already wiggling and nudging around hole that was still occupied by far smaller guest that started to move slower, a bit deeper so that thick one could more easily lick at edges, pressing experimentally until finally it gave way. Clearly excited, it wasted no time trying to push deeper, twisting sloppy and moist around partner that squirmed eagerly inside of him.

          “AhhHHHhnNNN!!” Nicholas immediately became unabashedly loud. It didn’t hurt, not in the slightest, event as fat member stretched him far beyond the limits he thought was capable, both fucked into him with opposite momentums leaving him a mewling wreck, calling for names he’d only heard in dreams. it wasn’t nearly as nice to him this time around, the multitude of tentacles wrapped about his dick squeezing just hard enough that it wouldn’t let him cum as the two continued to move faster. The fullness was tantalizingly thrilling, he’d never felt this way even with what little toys he could get and he’s gotten so noisy with every rushed pant that left his sweat stained against the floor. The closer he gets, the more it tries to restrain him; wrists against the wood by his shoulders, one even found purchase at his neck, pushing chin upward so his unbelievably lewd cries have no where to go but echo off the walls of the room. For a minute, he even catches a glimpse of himself entangled in multicolored arms that all moved with eerie fluidity into him and he knows it’s him because when he opens his mouth, it does too and-- god he looks so obscene-- but so-- good---

          Back arches with ready anticipation of what’s to come, a needy moan as one of the tentacles manages to brush against the spot that made Nicholas want to end it all and the smaller stopping its thrusting in favor of focusing meager attention on sliding against it while larger continued to pump in tandem with his breath. Teeth bite hard into his lip and he almost wished he could dig his nails into a person, but that sentiment is short lived when nipple is pinched and that familiar searing heat started to boil. He can’t hold back, he can’t -- he can’t--! It was too much! This was too much -- He can’t-- “I can’t--!!” Red flushed body burns and he’s slick with his own sweat and cum, tipping over the edge again with violent cry that shakes him to his core. Tentacles thrust hard and deep, the small bulge against his stomach visible if it weren’t for his release that fell hotly across chest and face. 

          Vision falls away and the tension he had held now released, leaves small thing empty and used. The things inside him twist and turn comfortably, lazily easing their way out while his waist is lowered back into the floor with a gentle thump. The others leave just as slow, taking their time over glistening body, licking across his neck and cheek where pearly white globs were smeared towards his mouth as they passed by before disappearing back into the floor, mirrors or... wherever they had come from. 

          So there he was left, breathless and disarray, clothes littered and torn, holy garb staring at him shamefully while he weakly sat himself up to survey the damage done. Covered in marks, ‘hickies’, bruises, sweat, oily substance, and cum, lower back tingling and feeling empty after having his insides just jumbled about; Nicholas quietly shuffled across the floor over mirrored circle to where the spell book lay, symbols and words still vivid across the page and he... tears it out. 

          He was going to keep this one for himself. For later.            For research. 

[reconhq]

Do you have any advice for someone who wants to make a (very LGBTA positive) webseries of her own?.

oh boy! I sure do. I’ve actually been on a couple other projects other than Recon, all after the first season was written & mostly after the first season was shot, and ya girl has learned a lot because of and since season 1!

i am so sorry but this is going to be SO long. i am kinda obsessed with web series & digital content and it’s my actual professional career now so just… get ready. sorry 😅 i’ll add a TLDR at the end.

(p.s. this is just advice from me, Emma, and not the rest of the Recon team who may have different/additional advice, maybe someone will add on after the holidays) 

write your bible before anything! depending on if you’re co-creating or just co-producing/writing, this should be done before you bring on additional folks. if you’re co-creating, this is obviously a collaborative process. when i created recon, i did it on my own. i pitched the original idea to some dear friends (one of whom makes a cameo as a security guard in ep 20!) and got their opinions, adapted from their advice, and once i had a solid format, main character, and general plot, i started on the bible. it took probably a month of fucking around before i felt ready to write a bible. 

the basic components of a bible are a log line, short season overview, character breakdowns for your characters (mine are ~paragraph or two for main characters, with shorter ones for less central characters), a summary of the show’s main themes, genre and tones, and the format of the show (if you’re mapping out multiple seasons, it may be relevant to do this for each season as well as the overall show), as well as the most important part of your bible– the episode breakdowns. i’ll touch on those in a minute. 

i do all my original brainstorming on paper, because i am adhd as fuck and it’s easier for me. your bible isn’t the place to brainstorm. separate them out. not saying you have to write on paper, but have a separate doc for brainstorming so the formatting for your bible can be easy to follow. 

if you’re co-producing or having someone else produce your work, it makes sense to have your co-producer or producer right there with you as you work on your bible to give feedback. does this mean they’re writing it? no. is it useful as hell? yes. 

my partner-in-creative-crime justice and i tend to share bibles and brainstorm docs with each other when we’re working together on a project. depending on which roles we’re playing on each project (e.g., i’m producing his podcast COSMIC under our company name but not co-creating or writing, so i mostly gave notes on his bible. we’re also working on a series called Inked, and we’re more like co-creators there, so we both write in the doc.)

your bible is the holy doc of your show; it’s what you show to any writers, producers, designers, any creative working on your show so that everyone is on the same page. it is your main reference and guiding light through the whole season; make it clear, organized, and as easy to read as possible. i personally use google docs for my bibles, and use the hell out of the outline function. highly recommend, but everyone has their own system.

break your ENTIRE story before before you write a single script, before you write your pilot, before anything. it’s part of your bible.

if you’re not super familiar with tv/screenwriting, breaking a story means figuring out the beats. the breakdown of reason s1 started as messy af writing on whiteboards, and turned into this:

this is absolutely not what your first outlines or final drafts will look like. we changed…. a ton while writing our scripts. you can see even in this sequence– episode 8 and 9 got blurred, and we barely touched on ava’s past because there wasn’t room. regardless, this doc & breakdown served as the basis for all our writers and kept us all on roughly the same page. when we disagreed, we could go back to this and sort it out from there! 

find your people. two roles were crucial to me when we made recon: a mentor, and collaborators. having good people behind me was so so important; i could have never done this on my own.

i got…….. so lucky with my mentor, bernie su. he not only gave me incredible advice, read scripts, and reviewed cuts, he purchased the damn show, accounting for 75% of our funding. i feel like it’s important for me to acknowledge the luck and privilege i have here: the show would not happened without him, and i only got that chance because i live in LA, went to USC, and applied for the right job at the right time. HOWEVER, aside from the funding that made recon possible, bernie’s expertise seriously helped. after principle photography, we were left feeling lackluster, and bernie gave me advice that led me to make changes that transformed the show. having someone with experience– whether in tv, film, web series, any sort of writing– is invaluable. 

while i created recon on my own, i did not develop or make it on my own. the episode breakdowns? half me, half other people (mainly justice lol). the look of the show? EP/DP christa, production designer amanda, graphic designer hal, and justice as costuming lead. i did not write season 1 on my own. i recruited friends from USC and even one from high school to write episodes i didn’t think i could do justice (no pun intended). 

once you’ve found your people, trust them. there will obviously be cases where you disagree enough with someone’s creative opinions that you shouldn’t, but except in extreme cases, trust your people. try to only chose people you trust in the first place. letting go was so so so hard, but many of the best parts of recon happened because i got over myself and trusted my cast and crew. episode 16, player vs player, was justice’s baby, and i almost didn’t let him roll with the animations because i was too nervous. holy fuck, i’m so glad i trusted him. same with reflections (ep 15), written by my now-fiancé, which no one else could have written. hal was a bit unsure going in, but the episode is phenomenal. my production designer’s choices were amazing, and i had little to do with them other than being like “yes that is so cool let’s do it”

seriously. trust your people. watching bernie on artificial & emma approved trust us, his crew of mostly 20-somethings, with creative decisions taught me a huge lesson. i was 19 when he hired me, 19 when he bought the show, and he actually fucking trusted me and the rest of his team to do things. my initial reaction was what the fuck, but it worked. it also let him focus on the big picture while giving us the space we needed to feel creatively and emotionally fulfilled. trust your people.

this also applies to your actors. we had a google drive specifically for our actors to throw up ideas/backstory for their characters, and we’d read through it and give feedback and contributions. it led to better performances and characters with more depth. we also met with actors where we could to discuss their ideas for directions for their characters– video game nerd taylor came from convos with joré. 

katiemichal and kat were just like, the same people as their characters, so there was less of this, but there is definitely value in casting the irl versions of your characters as them.

edit your episodes individually, then read through the WHOLE SEASON at once to edit. repeat that until you read it and it’s cohesive. 

keep track of your timeline and your canon, even canon that’s not explicit in the show. there’s so much recon lore that we kept to ourselves that informs several decisions in the first season. 

unless your character’s race/ethnicity (even gender) is a key part of their character or the show, cast with an open net. ava was originally a white girl name jody. ana, the actress who played her, originally auditioned for riley, and we changed the character’s entire backstory for her, which added an amazing dimension to the show we get to see in reflections (and an upcoming podcast shh). lesson fucking learned on my part– almost too late. don’t be like me.

ren, on the other hand, we were 100% sure was non-binary, and although we opened auditions to all genders, we specified from the start it was a non-binary character and we’d give priority to queer/nb actors. it was the right choice.

PRODUCTION DESIGN IS FUCKING IMPORTANT. cinematography is great, and we obviously focused on it a lot w the style of our show, but PD tells so much of your story without saying a word or taking up a second of airtime.

sound is the single most important thing on set. you can make an ugly shot work, ugly sound will bring people immediately out of the show and possibly abandon it. we fucked up scheduling for Punching Bag, and had to delay its release (it was originally episode 13, not 14), hire a sound editor, and put a goddamn disclaimer on it because we didn’t have time to get good sound because of our own mistakes. arguably my biggest regret of the season, because the script and acting for that episode is so good, and we low-key ruined it. GET GOOD SOUND. 

only exception to this is probably coverage and continuity; although those can be fudged a lil more. get a script supervisor or have your AD do it so you don’t miss anything crucial. always get your masters first. 

schedule more than you think you should. like, down to the 15-minute block. it won’t work, but it will work worse if you don’t. do your best to stay on schedule (hint: AD/producer on set)

trust your gut. this is your baby, and your choices should service the story you want to tell. let that be your north star, and while you should let your story evolve with time and the contributions of your cast and crew,  

TL;DR: write your bible & break your season first. find a team you trust, and trust them with their choices (both cast & crew). if you can, find a mentor/someone with experience to give advice. edit your show both as individual episodes and as a whole season, multiple times. continuity is crucial, backstory is crucial, coverage is crucial, scheduling is crucial. GET GOOD SOUND. and always keep sight of the story you want to tell.

i am so sorry. this is a fucking essay. 

[7-oh-ta1]

Soso sorry i dont think yoshiki was trying to shut her up by yelling back at her. Wasnt he just arguing same as her? They were both yelling & i get she why she was scared but dont think he’d considered their size difference, or that he expects anything from her for helping her from being a vegetable. I am sorry about how the fandom is though & yeah i feel kinda pathetic trying to defend a fictional ship but I’m pathetic lol. You don’t have to dignify this with a response or whatever

Nah dude, you're fine! As long as you're not arguing just for arguments sake and vaguing about me on other platforms, I don't mind having a conversation. 😌

!!!HOWEVER!!!

Dude, if you like this ship, please go bonkers over it. Go write a fanfiction and make some fanart. You don't need to gain validation from me or anyone to like a ship. Instead of talking about it to people who dislike the ship, I implore you to find like minded people (Ay*shiki shippers are e v e r y w h e r e you can't miss em) and explore what you enjoy about it. I will never be able to validate your belief that it's a good ship because I think it's a toxic ship with too many red flags. That's why I'm saying this. And I'm not saying you can't talk to me or anything cause it's just a ship!! I'm just saying I can't fulfill the Ay*shiki need, you know?

That being said, let's talk the entranceway scene. This scene isn't a bad scene, I think it gives a good insight on the difference between these two and how they perceive things.

"They were both yelling & I get she why she was scared but [I] don't think he’d considered their size difference..."

You're right on your mark here, they were mutually arguing, and Yoshiki wasn't thinking about their size difference. That's the thing: most men usually don't think about that. They just think it's an argument and naturally they want to win the argument, which winning is the other person shutting up (therefore he has the last word and the argument is over).

However, that's the point. Yoshiki wasn't considering Ayumi's feelings at all. He wasn't considering why she started calling him names (not thinking about size difference), and he just lashed out back.

"She hurt his feelings >:( He has a right to be angry and yell in her face!" (in quotes cause it's an opinion I used to have)

Here's the thing. Without getting into a personal example, I can tell you 100% that the way Ayumi responded in that situation to him raising his voice at her was a defensive response, from the way she worded it but also the way her VA portrayed it. Not defensive because her feelings were hurt, but defensive because she is alone with her delinquent classmate who is larger than her and instead of understanding what she was saying beforehand, he gets aggressive and starts yelling and she needs to cut him down with words before he gets anymore aggressive. It's not my go-to response but it's actually very realistic, I've seen my sister react this way multiple times when a man is physically aggressive towards her. (She's 5'0 and so most men are very much so larger than her)

"I don't think Yoshiki was trying to shut her up by yelling back at her. Wasn't he just arguing same as her?"

Most men never see their behavior as aggressive. They don't think towering over you and tensing their shoulders and yelling is aggressive. They think they're just making their point. In fact they do it almost subconsciously. (Bonus Points if you call them out on it and they scream, "I'm not being aggressive!!" in your face) But they're not just making a point to a girl OR boy that's that much smaller than them. It's physical intimidation, whether Yoshiki thinks he's doing it or not. And he did get what he wanted, no? The argument stopped, at the low low price of towering over a tiny girl and making her feel smaller than she already is. Did he see anything wrong with this behavior? (as in, did he think he was physically intimidating her?) No. In his mind, he would never do something like that, in fact he's trying to protect her!

But he still did it. How Yoshiki feels about what he did literally doesn't matter. It made Ayumi uncomfortable and small enough to shrink away and shut up. How it made Ayumi feel is what matters because it affects her. He didn't have any consequences for the way he acted, she did. Ayumi was flinging insults as a defense, and Yoshiki was standing over her as an offense. The fact that he failed to realize how wrong his behavior was and at least apologize is a major red flag to me on toxic behavior. (Because from his POV, his feelings were hurt! :( She was the meanie!)

The problem (to me) here is that you're treating Yoshiki like the victim in this scenario. "But what about him? How did he feel?" when regardless of how he felt he still physically intimidated her.

TL;DR:

I saw your other ask saying you don't blame Ayumi, and that's wonderful, but you're still treating Yoshiki like he's on the short end of the argument when the truth is we only see this scene from his POV, so it's easy to sympathize with him.

I also want to say that while this scene is one of the major driving points for me, it's not the only reason I hate Ay*shiki. It's just the one I brought up for that rant. I've already said a lot of my reasons before and quite frankly do we really want to go into all that? Maybe on a concise bullet list but that seems arbitrary to me.

As for your last line:

"...or that he expects anything from her for helping her from being a vegetable."

I'm not exactly sure what you mean here and it's certainly not anything I talked about in that post. Also regardless of his actions she is most definitely in a vegetative state at the end of BD and beginning of DP, if that's what you mean. You'll have to elaborate further, if you want!

I'll say it: you're not pathetic or dumb. There's nothing wrong with liking or LOVING this ship. You just won't get any validation about how swell from me and that's okay. You don't need my approval to enjoy things. I'm glad you liked my headcanon about Satoshi and I hope you know you don't need to apologize! You have every right to like what you like, you just won't find it's content here anymore. It's all well and good you don't find the ship toxic, but I do find there to be too many red flags for me and I'm going to say it regardless.

[acciosoogyu]

if big hit debuts a girl group;; idol!au

a/n; actually i'm boring and this came out of nowere, i'm sorry if there're spelling mistakes ir nonsense bc english it's not my first language

Anyways hope u enjoy ^^

[...]

L.I.T (girls)

NAME: L.I.T (lit girls), the abbreviation of Lux In Tenebris (light on dark). They want to share music to those who feel alone in this world.

MEMBERS: 8 (one japanese, one australian, one argentinian and five koreans)

DEBUT: 9th of January

Okay, about the group

one day big hit uploaded a logo, not about bts or txt or lee hyun

It was about a survival show

like stray kids but... yes with girls

girls from other companies (most of them from small agencies)

but there are two trainees from big hit (yeah i like produce fvck me)

in total there are like 20 trainees but only 9 of them are going to debut

the different thing it's that only the trainers can disqualified the trainees (and the audience only votes for concepts and music)

and there are special judges

HWASA, RM AND HOSHI

kdkskdjsila that was unexpected ajkskska

and of course, HITMAN BANG (what)

OKAYY TO THE IMPORTANT PART

it was going to be 9 members but the last place had a problem with her actitude like idk she was not really working with the group and was so rude???

So they end up being 9 crackheads in big hit about to debut

their concept was cute at the begining but big hit say no way these girls need more things, they are so vErSaTilE

and it was a mix of bts and txt debut concepts, a total mess but it matched well

About the members;

kang eun gi

was a trainee from DPS media

98' liner

from busan

a rapper and dancer

'suga-sunbaenim'

SHE REALLY LOVES HIM

thats why she joined bc he is her role model

a shy little girl

tomboy style or something like that

has a cute little cat named nemo

and in every v live shows him off like a proud mum

doesn't know about english but it's actually good in japanese bc anime

and thats why naoki loves her unnie so MUCH

cares a lot about the others and it's the pefect noona for txt kids

like she has a soft spot for her dongsaengs

has an older brother and always wanted to be a noona

so yeah, txt has the best noona ever

and lit girls has a great unnie who can relay on all the worries

She is Scorpio

OKAY NEXT

choi seo joo

from PLEDIS

99' liner

looks soft in the outside

but inside she may have killed you more times that u could think???

yeah it's not what she looks

it's a rapper (surprise)

and a dancer but it's kinda slow when it comes to learn new moves

it's a carat and monbebe

her fav it's jooheon

has every photo of him

and blushes so much when she talks about him like giiiiirl u so CUUUUTEEEEEE

has a love-hate relation with maknae line

bc they are so loud and dumb

but she loves them bc it wouldnt be the same without them

doesn't like animals

actually she can't stand them

only child and very spoiled by her only unnie and her oppas (vocal line from bts)

it's a good friend with changbin (from stray kids) they went to school together

and chan from seventeen it's her bestie

IT'S A LEO

our lovely leader

choi chae rin

no, she is not soobins sister

only have the same brain

like lost soulmates

kidding

from big hit (trainee since 2013)

99' liner

and bts little sister

it's a producer, rapper, vocal and dancer

the perfect girl

and an idiot

in a good way

tries so hard to be there for her members

she don't want them to have a bad moment bc of haters and stuff

so always tries her best

it's beomgyu fav noona

he could not stop talking about her when the show was happening

it's REALLY close with the boys

and pd nim daughter (like chan and jyp way)

didnt want to be the leader

but ruby (aka her bestie for life) bagged

without her lit girls could be a total mess

loves ice cream and butterflies

a virgo

OKAY THIS ONE

wang ruby

chinese-argentinian living in korea

under big hit since she was 14

a 00 liner

her stamina last forever

LIKE SHE IS SO HYPE

and kinda dumb she's actually a genius but it's shy and doesn't belive in herself that much

their fans think more of her like an unnie than a maknae

she is mature and serius when it comes the time

so she is like 'ruby-unnie' to her 00 friends (hyeyeon and nao)

a rapper, vocalist and dancer

sometimes a producer and song writer

loves mamamoo and wheein

her dream it's a collab with her

and also a collab with 3racha

bc seojoo show her some music and now it's a fan

it's friends with everyone

a fake sunshine bc when she mad

oh boy

she is M A D

may kill u or just make u suffer for a long time

so don't mess up w/ her

REALLY close with Heejin and HyunJin from loona (went to same school)

and shuhua (g-idle) just bc she know chinese (multilingual queen)

AQUARIUS

next

jung hye yeon

main vocal

center

and a cutie

looks like an angel

and it's one

like she is so good to every single one

00 liner

under source music

usted to be friends w umji

knows little english

and it's really good at maths

her dance skills glow up in such a short time

and also her vocals

voice of an goddess

high notes own her

and the best facial expressions

it's shy around boys but

girls?

confident gay comes out

lot of winks and joke

and giggles

nothing can make her mad

she is just so sweet :(

and caring

a cute little piscis

not like the other one

mirasae naoki

00 liner

under blockberry creative

best friend of gowon

and a crackhead

a big one

but she has a lot of talents

knows about beatbox and football

and a rapper

but a vocalist

has big eyes that could melt your heart

and a voice that sends you to heaven

but she is evil

loves mesing around

and it's so easy going with everyone

no matter nationality or age

she is going to be your friend after all

okay but seriously

she is an amazin dancer

her moves are perfect and learns fast every choreo

it's the tallest

and tease all her members w that

it's so different from hyeyeon

but share birthday

yeah she is a pisces

okay this one

park zuri (eunwon in korean)

short and cute

02' liner

from source music

a rapper

from australia

she was kinda shy when meet the others

but now?

has no shame to drag her members down

she roast them why free style

her korean it's perfect

bc her dad it's a korean teacher and her mum a famous writer

her dream was to be like CL

now she wants to be herself and make music

knows how to play the piano

and sings pretty good

but still it's better in rap

small bean

yeonjun and jungkook want to protect her

but she really doesn't need that

it's a strong and brave girl

but cannot sleep without her tata plushie

witch makes taehyungs heart melt bc SHE IS ADORABLE

Scorpio

and finally

park hye jin

maknae

03' liner

the baby of big hit

the princess

and perfect girl

from rainbow bridge world

so she is one of the main vocalist

her voice it's so sweet and soft

like her

and when she is singing and smiles like :>

OMG AKSIWJWJISJD CUTE CUTE

she is the favorite

everyone loves her

bc she is perfect

calls taehyun oppa bc they are good friends and the rest shipps them in secret (bc they're still kids)

anyways

has three older brothers that go to every event just to look at her and say hi

the fandom thinks of her like a baby koala

and thats her nickname

koajinnie

a whole cutie

for being a capricorn

finally

Sorry if there're mistakes, i tried my best :<

byebye~~

[survivormontenegro]

Episode 1: "I'll either flop hard or finally fucking win so let's see how this game plays." - Ian

season starts in t minus eleven minutes and I'm SO READY TO FLOP WOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOO

give me an idol thanks

Hi!!! Im back on tumblr survivor omg I thought I would never return cuz I am so inactive on skype but here I am with the best hosts ever seamus and drew even tho seamus bullies me... This time now that I actually have some experience I hopefully wont be first boot and can play better rather than be a sheep LOL

So far I like my tribe, Ali and mitch are prob my favs so far both kings

The only people I have ever heard of before is willow one of my bffs from FB orgs and jones bc shes jones but both on the other tribe so hope I can meet them at swap or merge!

But apart from that no clue who these ppl are, kinda nice tho and refreshing since on fb its always the same people so this should be fun

Bro we got 2 sandwich artists. And a sandwich related challenge. If we don’t win I’ll be mad

Okay so right now I don’t know anyone or anything what the fuck. This is so different from zwooper everyone is here to play. Right now I’m getting good vibes from Caleb and I think I’m gonna make him my go to. I know Noah on the other tribe but I know he doesn’t like me and I really don’t like the way he plays games. I heard Jamarcus was in this game but I guess not :(. But yeah so this is gonna be one wild ride!

submitting this before i forget/decide not to do a video on it: 

http://bit.ly/2ZoKSiK <- Jason’s First Impressions

Hie Montenegro,,, im here,,, and full of existential fear!! I wanted to do a full video cast assessment but my phone storage truly sucks on this night at 3:00 am and I have shit to do tomorrow so :) gotta write!! Myfeelings!!!! David - has said Hewwo when we were revealed and vanished. Hopefully he can deliver in a comp Bc rn he’s kinda irrelevant :( holding out hope tho Willow - queen of being busy,,, we talked in pms but for like a minute,, she knows some of my friends from an FB game I watched her play tho! So that’s SOMETHing, but not a lot. I’ve heard not the greatest things about her social game in the past tho, so I’m not shocked rn Evan - I think I’ve actuallh played w him before assuming this is the same Evan from  erinsborough? Big shrug, he was inactive that game tho and would’ve striked out if we didn’t vote him,,, hopefully things are different tho? His picture is Gavin from DP and I appreciate it greatly,, Tom - I just got off of a 5 hour call w him and he seems really chill!? Haven’t talked in pms yet or anything so hopefully we can do that soon? But he seems like a great dude!! His dog is super fucking cute too. JJ - I think of my entire tribe, he’s the epitome of extra. He has 50 fucking sugar gliders like??????? Ma’am?????????? Also he’s from tengaged and MORE IMPORTANTLY he knows keaton apparently!! So,,, probably a crackhead knowing my luck w Keaton. He’s very outgoing and friendly tho and definitely seems like someone i COULD work with,,, but I wanna see how everything plays out, Caeleb - adopted him as my grandson. Bc he called me his grandma. He seems like a sweetie pie it’s his first org ever though so go him!! Hopefully grandma can take him under her wing hehe Mo - literally one of my first close friends in the community,, an angel whom owns my heart, I feel like he’d wanna work w me but I’d never know fully until we prove our loyalties yk? So I’m also holding out hope for him,,, king. Alex - I love him!!!? So much???? He said he stans me I love him sm Bc I remember stanning  him when I first started playing Bc he’s all I’d heard about art in the community lolol but I’m v excited to actuallh play with him I fucking called him being here :) Jules - my love my light we just clicked real quick, she’s legitimately an angel whom I adore??? It’s her first survivor game I’m rooting for her. But ya I’m exhausted so that’s it for now UwU gn bois

okie I feel like I should do a cast assessment of my tribe, just as a starter. my opinions will like 1000% change so this is by no means final but woo I'll go with this! 

In general... this cast is... pretty good? Like I was very very worried since I'm so annoying that everyone that hates me would reappear for this season, but I think(?) only like... one person in the cast would dislike me/gun for me for preseason stuff. Anywho:

Benj: Okay he seems super super nice! Like he seems really friendly, we have a lot in common already and I think since we are both in weird timezones we could work really well as allies! He seems super like chill and would work with just people he seems to get along with, so I feel like... that could be a real potential alliance in the future ahhh!

Ian: Ian I haven't spoken to all that much yet (he was towards the end of the cast reveal) but he seems really really chill! He has also come 2nd twice which is something I can relate to, so maybe we will be on a similar page as players? 

Jared: Okay first fellow newbie. We haven't spoken much or had the chance to really like have a good conversation so far! I feel like since its 12-8 for newbies, maybe its a good idea for us to group up tho, idk if it can happen since at least for me, I haven't really connected to the newbies as much?

Jason: He is so so fun! Like I've really liked talking with him so far, he was on the CAH call yesterday and was getting along with Julia which is really good too, since I defo wanna work with them both!

Julia: A QUEEN. okay I was very worried seeing her on the cast reveal since both times I've played with her, I've voted her out very very early.... BUT, she seems interested in wanting to work with me and I'd love to because such a wild time, and I feel like... me and her strengths/weaknesses can kind of counterbalance in a way that'll work really well! She could always be playing me, but tbh... its what I deserve anyway, and I'd LOVE to see her do really well this season.

Madeline: I really like her! I've spoken to her probs the most of the newbies and she seems really nice and social which is super good! I feel like she'll fit in for a while and have quite smooth sailing

Michael: I'm sure he is great, but we haven't really.. been able to talk all that much? I feel like if I had to predict who would go if our tribe lost, I'd... probably say him?

Mitch: omg this cast is so big I'm not even through my tribe AHH. anyway mitch was on the first cast reveal like I was. I get ok vibes from him, he seems like... he is here to play the game hard which makes me nervy, but hopefully I can like fudge that to my advantage?

Noah: okay he is super fun, I feel like... our conversations have been very dry, but also that its 100% my fault. idk the ability to be interesting just kind of _dropped_ out of me but I'll try and redeem that today

okay the other tribe I'll just skim through and do the ones I know:

Alex C.: he seems like a king! I've been in VLs for seasons he has been in, I feel like he will not like me but I'd love to meet him!

David R.: okay he will 10000% not remember me, but he was in my first season ever! he was very inactive and his only like... confessional was about me being annoying KJSLDAD which is maybe a.. bad sign! lets see how it goes this time

Jones: She seems SO nice! I have been in VLs with her before, and she seems so so so nice! I'd love to play with her down the line, but I think she is also probs here to WIN which is scary.

Jules: A LEGEND! I love Jules, would love to work with them if possible! They're probably the person I am closest to pregame but can hopefully keep that hush hush...

Mo: a king! I hosted him for his first season, and he was SO much fun. I feel like he has gone off me, but I'm super excited to see how he does!

Tom: he is... probably the biggest problem for me in the cast? Like he was in the only season I won, and saw me play a snake game which I do not intend to play like this time? But I feel like if he still dislikes me (which he might), he could like... tell people how snakey I was! I would love to like work with him if he wants, but I feel like he wouldn't trust me at all KASDLF

Willow: A queen! I haven't spoken to her in ages but used to around her first season a lot! so so nice.

Yeah so overall thoughts on each tribe:

Durmitor: Almost everyone I knew preseason was on this tribe, which is probably to my advantage, that'll hopefully help out in like... a swap situation? Worried about Tom but am cautiously optimistic about Willow/Mo/Jules! I feel like this tribe is gonna do very very good on challlenges which... AHHHH i don't wanna go to tribal

Budva: Okay I really like my tribe! I get the best vibes from Benj, Julia & Jason who are all people I'd love to work with! I think(?) I could be okay for now, like I feel like I've already got some good ties, and that there are other people that would go... before me... maybe? Its probably only like 2 rounds on these tribes so I maybe don't even need to last that long aksfda

Ugh honestly why am I back and like... I DON’T ANYBODY HERE? Nicole G is my spirit animal.

Well except for Jason and Julia. I do know them as well as Alex and Rob. Basically I don’t know anyone post chamonix and I feel like a fish out of water. I’ll either flop hard or finally fucking win so let’s see how this game plays.

My tribe is idk, quiet? But like we called and played cards against humanity which was fun but like idk Anau and Monte Rosa were just more active and fun and all.

Julia - fellow oldie, I might work with her since she’s quite social and all. Witchcraft and all.

Jason - I wanna work with him because 1) oldie 2) fellow runner-up and 3) he knows josh. And if my TS career hasn’t proven me wrong, people who I play with who know josh are a huge BOON to my game so yeahhH

Benj - he seems nice. He lives New Zealand so we will probably be the only ones awake at our respective time zones so that can be grounds for something :D

Ali - seems nice as well. We talked about the weather and all so that was fun.

Mitch - we had a short convo so idk him very well to get a good read on him.

Jared - We only started talking now so we will see hmmm

Michael - I’m 50% sure he’s a robot. Just because he sends messages like a robot but I could be wrong. Idk it’s hard to get a read on him but we talked some and I hope he is good at challenges

Madeline - She told me she was a returnee but the wiki says she ain’t? What is the truth. Seems nice?? Idk

Noah - we haven’t talked

Tbh this is probably the most quiet starting tribe I’ve been on. Nicole G is my sprit animal btw 

(hi plss add this to the first confessionals i sent) Asya - haven’t talked to her as well. But she did briefly joined the tribe call

Here's a Video Confessional that details what’s on my mind:

America I think I fucked myself over on this one. I told JJ and Tom last night that I got 155k in sandwich stacker the last time I played it and now I think they’re expecting me to recreate that score?? And like,,, do better?????? But it turns out I’m unexpectedly very busy today and I can’t even do it when I get home Bc I’m not gonna have a laptop to play it on,, so I fucked myself over on this one chief. Not only am I most likely not doing this challenge, but I set myself up to look like a challenge threat!! When I can’t even back it up???? Love that for me :)

okay so I've now had a chance to talk to pretty much my whole tribe more which is fun. I LOVE THEM ALL AND REFUSE TO EVER. GO. TO. TRIBAL.

So my favourites atm are defo Julia, she is SUCH a legend, and her hex powers will carry us to success. I'm also really liking Benj & Jason on a personal level, they are super fun, and like chill on a game level which I really like!

Of the rest, Jared approached me to work with me which AHH exciting! But it was kind of unprompted and outta nowhere, so I'm worried he could play a bit too hard too fast, so will try and keep an eye on him. Madeline is super fun, I'm really liking talking to her, and I'm more reassured about working with my fellow newbies now, since Jared/Madeline I'm really liking! Michael is super sweet, he sent me this long nice message about how to pronounce my name which was super sweet, I haven't spoken to him too much yet! Noah I've spoken to the least, he is my biggest ??? so far, which ahh but I'll figure that one out. Mitch is quite quiet but I really like him! Ian is a king!

AHH I LOVE EVERYONE THIS IS A PROBLEM. I always do this where I make friends with everyone and then have to betray someone every round. I'm determined to pace myself this time. Julia is my Number #1 rn, she approached me first and I think we are a great balancing pair. I also really like Benj/Jason, would love to maybe be in a bigger alliance with them? Jared I'm like... apprehensive that he is gonna play really hard, but also wanna work with him. Those are probably my top four rn? I'd then put Madeline/Ian on the next level, Mitch the level below and Noah/Michael on the bottom level as my biggest unknowns!

otherwise this challenge is so demonic, and one day I will get revenge on seamus for making us endure this. I think I'm doing pretty good, and like... can't face the bread anymore, so will probs stick with my score. I really don't wanna go to tribal so hope my tribe can pull this out wooo!

Hi it’s Mo, I’m the dumb bitch who thinks he needs a Gatorade after walking up a flight of stairs. At the moment I’m feeling very distressed because I sat outside for a good hour or so and some mosquitos decided to take it upon themselves to go to town on my legs. But game-wise I’m feeling very comfortable on my tribe. I think I made some good connections on the tribe call last night and I got to know everyone really well and literally I have no complaints about anyone at the moment. They’re all super chill. My biggest fear is letting them down so I’m doing my best to get a good score on sandwich stacker.

Wow It's great to be back and not know like a single soul! I will kms because of that! Also wow my boss sprung a double on me today so I didnt get to talk to anyone! In the first 24 hours! I love this for me! Im on call right now so hopefully I can do SOMETHING and get good with people!!

So I have yet to do a formal confessional but let me just tell you my tribe is so cracked and I love it. I'm gonna give y'all my thoughts on the players of my tribe because why not. Ok so first off we have Julia. Julia is so cracked but I LOVE HER. She is the good luck charm of the tribe because she is involved in witchcraft and honestly I find that hilarious. Then we got Ali. He seems super sweet but I have yet to get to know him well. I think he has been in the tumblr community for a while but I'm not sure because im not in that community (whoops). Jason and I have meshed pretty well together over the love for the cowboy emoji, Madeleine seems like an easy number for me, and same for Jared. I think if we ever go to tribal I might try to connect us three with Benji who I also think I can trust really well. Then we have Ian and Noah. Honestly my conversations with them have been pretty awkward??? Idk if that is just because they are busy but like I don't rly mesh well with either of them. Then there is Michael who literally talks like his username: A Big Blue Robot

someone literally said they were worried that me being so into astrology would influence how i viewed other people and i told them that it wouldn't but the tea is it will, try to stop me

Heya its me. Rookie here on survivor Montenegro. Never played before. Kinda nervous. I'm trying to keep it light and airy with my chats with all the tribe members, because I don't want them thinking I'm trying to create drama too early. They seeeeem to like me and I think I really like them too. Evan kinda has latched on to me, and I like having an easy go to for talking shoppe, but he's super paranoid and thinks he has no shot at this. Even said that everyone else is fully bonding without him. And thats fine of course, I can handle supporting him especially if it seems like a surprise friendship, but his scaredyness might be rubbing off because its making me a little afraid that people are talking shoppe much more than they're letting on with me. Alsooo, low key a tiny bit annoyed with how much we love to call. Like y'all are nice but it seems to be the same person (eyooop) every time and the same person talking in the tribe chat. hehe peace out

hi okie i would've filmed a video confessional, but i look DISGUSTING so you will have to settle with type type typing!

so lots is happening REAL fast and my head hurts so i need to talk it out. We won reward which WOO, and the reuben sandwich also gave me 3 free checks for bridge steps for the idol so GOOD NEWS. I also used it to build trust with Benj & Julia, and told Jared who kind of put me on the spot and asked me about it (more on Jared later).

So I now have my chart to map idol progress titled 'Bridge to Terebeth-idol' and I'm using all the info I get to slowly get an idea of idol progress, the idol is MINE and I'm determined to play it WRONG. otherwise, I'd love to see Benj or Julia get it, love 'em both.

Anywhomst back to Jared. he is VERY forward with game stuff and is like... going 0 to 100 waay too quick, and its making me and Benj nervous. We are both going to keep an eye, I could see Jared burning out quite quick akdlfas. For the rest of the tribe, I really really like Jason he is such a king, Madeline is super nice but I think quite quiet so could potentially go if we lose. Michael is great at challenges, but his social game is a bit ahh (he like.. told Julia she would be a target for making a mistake in the challenge akjsdfaslfladfjla). Noah I really like, but we are kinda out of sync with timezones which is no good. Mitch filled in for me in teh challenge so I owe him bigtime.

ANYWAYS. this is already waay too long, the summary is WOO JULIA AND BENJ, woo (at a slightly lower volume) for Jason and Jared. Love the hosts, loving this game so far, only thing I'm not loving is sandwiches (unless they are reuben sandwiches asjdklfa).

Okay so little recap of the first night on Montenegro Durmitor Beach.... I really felt worried! Like from the first impressions and the intro's I thought okay i have nothing in common with any of these people, this is going to be so hard to get in a safe spot and go far in this game!

After jumping on call with the likes of Jules, Jones, JJ and Mo I felt a little bit safe as they were laughing at some of my jokes and i felt like i could contribute to the conversation which is nice. I really tried my best in this sandwich stacker challenge to show the tribe that i can perform in flash games and help win immunities for future rounds so it gave them a reason to keep me and potentially the stronger players on the tribe would want to add me to an alliance...well i mean that didnt happen but hey who knows its only day 2

So i recognised that JJ was from Tengaged and i had played with him a little bit whilst on that site so i tried to connect with him and make conversation with him and that dramatic little boy decided to drop his vocabulary and use his silly little boy one word responses which wasnt very uhm reassuring. HOWEVER I feel like over the past 2 days JJ and I have formed some sort of bond and i believe its mutual that we want to work together and help each other out in this game. MY ONLY CONCERN about working with JJ is that I dont want to be seen as in a duo with him so him and me need to stop bullying each other on calls and staying on tribe calls when no one else is on them. He helped me out in the idol hunt as well so he is already giving me some information showing he is down to work with me

Okay so overall i feel like my tribe is full of very big personalities and thats concerning a fight will be had for majority i reckon.

Jules: She is so nice, and we connect pretty good, i know she is one bad ass game player though and definitely a threat down the line so keeping her on my side is beneficial for now and hopefully if she does become seen as a target i can use that to my advantage and she can be a meat shield.

Mo: Mo is cool and chill to talk to, we dont really speak that much on pms however i want that to change i get a very loyal vibe from him so yeah something i am willing to explore

Willow & Evan: They both have similar standings with me in this tribe, i feel like they both want to work with me, Evan has said he does and that he gets a good vibe and wants to work with me which is good and i feel like willow is also leaning towards that as well. The only issue with working with these two is they arent very big personalities so i will be targeted before them however i feel like they could be very loyal. Its going to be hard to integrate them into a large alliance unless one of them start because others will be closer to people that isnt them.

Alex: So Alex is a weird one for me, he seems super emotional and honestly someone i just cant really relate to or connect with. I may be wrong but thats my first impression of him, he seems to be all up in Jules/Jones grill which is something i will have to keep an eye out for.

Jones: Jones is a big big big big threat i think everyone on this tribe can already tell this woman will be hard to get out, socially she is impressive and she said she is pretty good at challenges as well so........i'm just going to try and act really dumb around her and make her believe that im willing to work with her till the end as a loyal sheep. However for now i would like to work with her (even though probably everyone does)

David: Well i mean he is like not active very much, he came on call and i have a fear of drag people and he is a drag people so i hope he doesnt rock up to tribal in drag because it is a serious phobia..... wouldnt mind if he went first just because we dont really talk!

JJ: already spoke about him

Caeleb: Everyone is very nice in this cast but i feel like caeleb is a little bit uhh reserved, i feel like hes a little shy at the moment but i think he can be a gem to work and play with. Idk what type of player any of these people are so just gotta test the waters.

All i know is that this tribe is ready to play....and play hard so survivors ready: game on bitches! #STAYLOWANDGOGOGO

Oh wow this twisty twist twist, hate it!! So anyway now that we have to go to tribal Idk who the heckie to choose to vote! The only people I feel like I have absolutely no connection with so far are Evan and Caeleb, everyone else ive at least talked to a bit?? Jules is cool (also havent talked to her that much) Mo and Jones are the people ive talked to the most so far and I really wanna work with them I think, we will see DREW YOU HAVE MESSED ME UP

This twist is very fiendish and I love and hate it!! More stress ensuing the more fun for drew hmmm

Anyway, right now I want Madeline gone. I feel she’s not putting her all into this game and in the challenges. Plus she told me she was a returnee but the wiki says otherwise grrrr

For now I think I’m gonna work with Julia and Jason. Might also wanna work with Benji and Ali. Ali is very intuitive because he noticed that it’s important to keep any voting plans under wraps because if word got out of the plan and we’re not actually going to trial, oh hell will be loose!!

So far Julia and Jared are eyeing Madeline as a target and I am here for it! She may have sealed her fate by like going to sleep at this hour but let’s see! She might be faking it lol

Okay fuck you guys for this twist my anxiety is running RAMPANT I know everyone is gonna wanna Vote me for being the youngest I hope you all die and literally choke on your own liver. Anyways my day has been GREAT, thanks for asking!! I feel confident with my comp performance, so hopefully they choose to keep me in?? If not it was nice knowing you guys except Johnny

Oh this- this is terrible. I did so bad on my sandwich tray thing even though at the time I was like IM FUCKIN SPEEDY GONZALEZ WERE GONNA WIN and I scored like 48 but then I find out that everyone else scored somewhere in the 90’s and now it’s just kinda... fuck.

Blind Tribals? What kind of tomfoolery is this. Im surprised my tribe came up with a consensus of voting off someone this early even though we still have a full 24 hours. I was fully prepared to take charge but I guess I don't have to anymore.

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=cax7k6-mA-A

^ Video confessional not letting me post tho

So everything has been like a legit clusterfuck and I see this tribes dynamic starting to play out. I think socially I have done my job and excelled. I would say I feel as if I have established a good personal relationship with most of my tribe members except two of them- Madeleine and Michael. Both of them talk very little and it's honestly very frustrating for myself. Not to mention Michael last night sketched me out very bad after we had finished playing the role call part of the immunity. So I had found an error that I had made, and it scared me and I thought I could talk to him about it. I was like, well I hope this doesn't put a target on my back. He responds with this: we can make sure you won't be. will just take some work. Hold the damn phone. It will take some work? Why would it take work period? It just freaked me out so I went to Jason and I told him about it. Jason made me feel more comfortable and I decided to tell him that I trusted him and I was on board with him. So after immunity is done, and the whole blind round twist is revealed I decided to go and talk to basically everyone on the tribe. But Jared stuck out the most to me. He is playing the most aggressive game at this point which I respect. Also, forgot to mention, I trust Ali the most. 100% Ali will be my ride or die person this game. So nothing will come in between the bond we share. Jared decided to throw out Madeleines name out. And I am totally okay with this. He also subtly hinted that Michael would be a good option. But lets be real, I am not a fool and I will not make a big move this first round. This is a tribe of 10 people, not 6 like I'm used too in my prior TS I have played. It is more difficult to rally all the numbers. So this would be the exact reasoning behind my social game I am playing at the moment. I have Jared than tell me he wants to work with Ali, Benj, Himself, and I. This, I can enjoy. I don't have to struggle to protect from this alliance I knew Jared was bound to create, and I didn't have to suggest to include Ali, possibly exposing my relationship with Ali to Jared. On the other hand, I have Ian and Jason who I feel like I can trust in this game. I proposed to Ian I would not vote him out this round, and he said he would do the same for me. I tell Ian that I trusted Jared and we could possibly work with him, and that Madeleines name is being thrown out as the vote. Ian was vague with answering me about working with Jared which sussed me out. But Ian later tells me he wants to work with Jason, Himself and I. So this puts me in TWO potential alliances already in this game. Literally fuck this twist. I am glad my social skills have finally paid off and I am seriously learning from prior mistakes I have made in my orgs from being too abrasive, being too loud, being rude. I had such little self awareness of the way I communicated with people. I would talk and be this extremely social girl but I always left a bitter taste in people's mouth because of how I said things and I had no clue. So I am playing this better game and it is totally opening up new opportunities and all these people I can work with but on the other hand, puts me at a serious disadvantage. If this tribe will be an ultimate flop tribe which I am seriously hoping is NOT the case, I am going to disappoint someone. And that is how you become a target and lose all the hard work you have built up. So even though socially I am totally preforming beautifully compared to my prior three tries at TS, and strategically I wouldn't say anything about that I mean.... it's the first few days of this game. I would say competition wise, or the more physical part of the game I need to get it together. I'm hoping I can motivate this tribe into playing extremely hard for the immunity wins because who freaking knows what could happen? In the best case scenario, I would love for immunity to be brought to my tribe. This would mean that for the next round the target would probably remain the same, and I don't have to get so worked up about who is the new target of the tribe.

https://youtu.be/qsjQtYfiCec <- Video Confessional; Not letting me post

Editors note - I think I’m 80% sure my name’s not going around Bc I think everyone’s under the impression I got us the win for the flag making? Big shrug

Damn this twist has really screwed things. At this point in the game I have some strong (I think) alliances. I'm worried that I have put a target on my back for playing too hard though, and it might be all for not if we find out we won immunity.

https://youtu.be/RR4BRMFKjDU <- Another video confessional that won’t embed lol

What the fuck is this twist like okay sure, tumblr survivor is generally fucking stressful like a pig getting choked im always trying to gasp for air.....this season i am the pig on the spit roast just deceased. I'm a nocturnal pig throughout this game i guess because tribal planning starts like 6 hours ish before tribal and the last 2 hours is the most important and that would be from 4-10am so no sleep for the weak i came to win

https://youtu.be/sarbjplslHk <- Another video confessional that won’t embed

SO I think at the moment my closest allies are Tom & JJ which is a relief because I was intimidated by the two of them at first. The plan for now is to vote for David due to him being the most antisocial out of the bunch. He’s talked to me quite a bit actually but apparently he hasn’t talked to some of the others that much.

The first few days of this game has been really fun. I'm enjoying to get to know everybody, and just dicking off on tribe calls all the time. So far I've really enjoyed looking at Tom & Alex, they're definitely the tribal eye candy.

It seems as though I've gotten myself into a really cute alliance consisting of Alex, Jones, and Jules. A group I've definitely enjoyed talking to the most. I think it'll really work in my favor.

Tom is really fun to talk to, he's giving me truthful information on what planks have been good and bad in the idol search. Which is nice, but it might be a cultural thing, but I can't tell if he likes me or not!?? There's too much sarcasm in his voice.

Mo & Caeleb are really nice, they've both talked to me on a pretty shallow level so far, but I'm enjoying them a lot.

Evan, David, and Willow have been fairly MIA. Evan is on a vacation, so I'm impressed by how much he truly has been able to contribute to the tribe.

As far as the vote goes, I'm debating between Willow, and David. Alex, who I'd really like to work with, really is pushing for David to go home, but David is better at comps, and a less dangerous social player, he hasn't talked to anyone. Whereas Willow is being a social butterfly in everyone's PMs. Seeing that she made runner up in one of her seasons is also a little bit scary.

This twist is scary, but considering my last ORG, its exciting. I felt like my downfall was not being able to forge game relationships with people because I was the last person to attend tribal. Winning every tribal immunity all the way up to the final 13 / 21. Once the merge hit, every time I tried to talk strategy, the person I was talking with would run, and tattle to the person I was trying to target instead of listening to what I was saying, because they had forged game relationships at prior tribal. Being forced to go to tribal regardless of the outcome of immunity should help me solidify game relationships much easier.

I have one question for the twist. WTF DREW???

Right as we found out that both tribes had to go to tribal, Evan was immediately concerned that his name was being thrown out. The boy needs to calm, but I think our connection is really strong and honestly he's fun to talk to. Today though, most people I have been talking to have said David which is perfectly fine, he barely had talked to me at all so I am happy to be a tribe player and vote him tonight if nothing changes. I think people are starting to make connections all around. I really like Willow and have like an on and off thing with Mo and Jules. Tom is the first person to let me in on the vote, and JJ said he'd work with me and not vote me tonight, BUT Tom and JJ and Jones are always in the calls and that's making me nervous they'll have a longterm close bond that could be disastrous if it turns into a Monica, Jervase, Tyson type thing. Also I don't fully trust JJ he's good at talking to everyone. I have my eyes and ears open and I'm just trying to get as much information as I can at this point in the game.

okay I have thoughts and they are 100% NEGATIVE.

so dua lipa cave can CHOKE, i hate this twist so muchhhhh, its gonna give me an aneurysm. I just feel bad, I don't like voting people out and this makes the process so weird and awkward.

Okay like tonight, Madeline is... seemingly going home? And I'm so so sad, she is super sweet, but I think everyone was reluctant to throw out names except Jared who was super, super gung ho about Madeline leaving? Jared is stressing me out akjsldfaf, he is so forward and aggressive as a player, and I can kind of see him burning out and dragging me down with him asdfklaf.

Otherwise, I'm really liking working with Julia, she is super fun and a really savvy player, I hope our alliance can do super good long term! Otherwise, Benj is SUCH A KING, he is so friendly and fun, and we are like really on the same page for game stuff? Those are the only two who its not negotiable, on my watch they are going NOWHERE.

for the rest? I really like Jason, he is just super mellow, like I think if I had to make a winner pick for the season, I'd probably say him? I vibe with him on a personal level woo, could be an ally down the line. Michael I tbh expected to maybe be first boot, but he seems to have unexpected connections! I really like him tho, he is super sweet, its no biggie that he is staying? Mitch/Ian kind of fall into the same category, I really like them but I've not spoken to them... all that much, but I really like them!! Noah I really haven't spoken to too much, and if we do go to tribal tonight, I'd probs want him to go next (Mitch also threw his name out for this round, so it seems I'm not alone on that?).

I feel REALLY REALLY bad about Madeline JKLSADFLSAJFA, like already our tribe is being meninist we do not stan, but also she is so nice. I feel bad and kind of blame Jared for her going grrrr.

Okay I'm gonna wrap this up, hope we don't go to tribal tonight, Madeline stays and we WIN till merge WOO WOO WOOOOOO!

omg also julia is already at #46 for the idol her MIND! i hope she gets it, that'd be iconic. I feel like she must be working with someone to get that far already, maybe Jason? like the host, i need to (nancy) drew and investigate

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=dRd_z6-ycno <- another non embeded video confessional uwu

Lol idk where this girl came from but Madeline’s a mess.

She vanished after the twist reveal because her “WiFi getting shit down” then suddenly she’s strong arming me to vote Mitch

Sweaty, compared to you I’ve actually interacted with Mitch over the course of this 4 days unlike you.

She claims she’s got Julia, Jason and Noah but I know where they’re really at. If we are going to tribal Madeline’s gone!!

okay tribal is (maybe?) in 6 minutes and I have THOUGHTS:

1. Madeline is make me so nervous, she like says things in the tribe chat and its like AHH idk how to respond, I'm being so obviously shady and its INCREDIBLY clear I voted for her, but idk what to do or say asdkjflsafafjdaf

2. Benj is a king, we are like... on the same page a lot, and someone I wanna go super far with!

3. Madeline gunning for Mitch is weird because... she is targetting him for past placements, when... Ian literally made FTC twice akjsdfslafsa like wut? Also I am screaming at her like saying Mitch isn't denying that she is going home in the tribechat, when she is voting him? I'MMMMMM

4. If I go home, it's been super super fun, and first boot is a cute placement! Benj  & Jason have both been first boot before, and I love 'em both, so am joining a great club!

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=SgF_VAczF2g <- Another non embeded video confessional

[deadpoetsimagines]

💓 dating neil perry 💓

ok i’ll try to make this one shorter

- you would meet at open auditions for Shakespeare’s “Hamlet”

- you would be next to eachother in line and he would casually start a conversation with you

“Who are you auditioning for?”

“Ophelia, you?”

“Hamlet” he smiled so genuinely and in such a gentle manner while looking deep in your eyes, you were startstuck

- the conversation was flowing perfectly and, when it got to your turn he placed a hand on your shoulder and wished you good luck

- after the audition he went after you outside the theater

“So, how did it go?”

“Pretty well, I think”

“Great, me too! Hope I get to act alongside you, I’m Neil by the way”

“Y/n”

- when the roles were given out you got the role of Ophelia and him the role of Hamlet, you were stoked

- as you were re-reading the paper, over and over again, just to make sure you hadn’t got your name wrong or something dumb like that you heard a familiar voice, making you turn your head

“I got it! I got the role!” a group of friends cheered the boy on, congratulating him, the boy who ended up being that same guy from the audition

- he saw you and walked straight towards you

“Hey, Y/n, right?”

“Yes. Neil?”

“Yup! So, did you get it?”

“Uh-huh” you had a huge smile on your face, he had the same gentle smirk as that day

“Great!” he was going in for a hug but ended up just shaking your hand nervously

- as practice started you finally had the opportunity to get to know him better

- you both shared your love for poetry, life and acting

- he confided in you his most deep thoughts and didn’t do anything without talking to you first

- he invited you to come to the dps meetings, super excited for you to meet the guys, and said to bring a poem if you wanted

- you started attending them regularly, feeling a bit out of place at first, since they were all such good friends, but neil would always make you feel comfortable and would never leave your side

- he would sit down very close to you and whenever he read a poem he would put the paper in the middle of you both

- slowly, he started to show his feelings, from ocassionaly touching hands, making him softly blush, to intertwining fingers tightly

- he treated you like a queen and was very protective and supportive of anything you did

- he wasn’t jealous or possessive, just insecure

- you would help him with that, always letting him know how much you loved him

- your first kiss was fairytale-like

- he called you to the cave at night, saying he needed to speak to you

- it was completely dark and you couldn’t see eachothers faces, somethig relieving to both of you

- he stuttered his words as he was trying to express his feelings

“Y/n... I’ll try to be quick, and I swear I’ll respect any given answer to what I’m about to say”

“Is everything okay, Neil?”

“No, Y/n, it’s not. I-I like you too much, it’s making me crazy. I can’t sleep, I can’t think, I can’t even speak, I’ll say something that’s related to you eventually. I think I l-love you even...

You make me go insane, I like you so much and please go out with me”

- after those same words leave his gorgeous lips you smile softly

“Yes” a simple word, but he could feel the tone and feeling of it and knew you were so happy at that moment

- he released a sonorous laugh and took you by the hand, before taking you to the river that was close by

- he told you to get in, you did without hesitating

- it was a beautiful night and the moon shone down on the water, you couldn’t possibly say no

- he got in right after you and with the lunar light blinding your features he kissed you passionately while cusping your face in his soft hands

- after that day you always came to the river to think and talk for hours

- it was your special spot

- neil only had eyes for you, he loved speaking to you and you would be the first one to hear his most random thoughts

- he didn’t like pda much, he loved holding your hand in public though

- he loved to kiss you when you were both alone, it made him feel like he was truly the only one

- you would always go out with him and the boys, and after a while they became your best friends

- you would both always audition for the same plays and even though sometimes one of you wouldn’t get the role that didn’t stop eachother to practise the lines with one another.

“Focus, Neil, the play’s next week!” you tried to hide a smile, as he looked at you, a smug smirk on his face.

“Screw the play, this is much better” he said stealing kisses from you while you read the lines

- he loved touching you, he could never stop, either be it your hand, your hair, your cheeks, he would never ever not touch you

- he called you only by your nickname or love, he absolutely adored to see the corners of you lips turn up when he whispered any of those words in your ear

- matching rings always!

- writing you poems all the time!!

- he would read them out loud to you by the riverside, mostly at night, as he laid on your lap and you ran your fingers through his hair

- he would always be worried about you and really caring and sensitive, like a cute puppy

- he ended up writing a 5 page text to you once, even then he told you it wasn’t enough to even remotely express what he felt

- one of your many habits was for you to both get on your bikes and ride to the nearest park to watch the sunset every friday

- you felt free, truly free and alive when you were together, it was love

ok this was 2 long again i’m sorry lmao i actually wanted to do more because i love neil sm and even though charlie is my favorite character i identify w/ neil the most

- mia ✨🌹

[gabisartdump]

For my birthday, my little sis’ said she would make a digital pic for me! 

Bottom right is what i started planning it out with, and it morphed into what it is now! It was a mashup of lots of my fav characters. Still a WIP, but she’s the best!

See OC description below the cut!

Origin: This guy’s name is Criss, as in Criss-Cross. He’s technically a Ben 10 alien, but forms by pulling the essence/soul of various characters from other universes. Probably was originally a result of some universe-ending problem that was Ben’s fault to begin with (dimensional surge?). They’re pretty stable now.

Looks/Pieces: Main body is Genos’ machine body (OPM). He has Astro’s red boot-feet so he can actually fly (Astro Boy). Hair is a combo of Killua's and Deku’s, plus Edward’s braid (HxH, bnha, FMA). Right eye is Sebastian’s red demon eye; left eye is Rin’s blue one (Black Butler, Blue Exorcist). He’s wearing Danny’s white/red shirt with the wings of freedom and Eren’s jacket (DP, AoT). Those are Deku’s pants and belt. Hard to see are Ladybug’s and Chat’s miraculous ring and earrings (Miraculous Ladybug). He also has Rex’s goggles (Generator Rex). Obviously, Ben’s Omnitrix is on his wrist (Ben 10).

(not pictured) Mach 5 car with Voltron symbol. It acts kind of like a Voltron lion/Bumblebee fusion plus gadgets. This car is actually an overlay of Kevin’s car. The first time Criss waves his hand over Kev’s car and wills it into being, Kevin is horrified.

(not pictured) inside the Miraculous is a Kwami mixture of yin/yang.

Personality: He’s a flirtatious dork with a strong sense of justice and a knack for being a jerk sometimes. He can be REALLY scary when he wants/needs to be (’cause of Sebastian, Killua, and Eren) but it’s rare. He’s impulsive most of the time but is a thorough thinker under pressure. He’s got a bit of MPD because there are literally 13 people inside of his head. They all speak out of the same mouth, so he sounds insane 90% of the time, but they sync together in stressful situations. Criss tends to overthink in stressful situations, so Gwen and Kevin are there to ground him.

*Puns and Snark are a given with this bunch*

Has perks like: KILLING INTENT via Killua and RIGHTEOUS ANGER via Eren. Plus: an extra bonus of SADISM courtesy of Sebastian

Criss is a complete idiot most of the time, but in the middle of battle, he’ll just start talking about theoretical physics and trigonometry. Gwen doesn’t really know how to deal with him. (2)

They’ve got an. odd. collection of knowledge.

“How are we supposed to know what human beings are made of?”

“What, like it’s hard?”

He’s got like, a surprising amount of common sense considering all of the doofuses that make him up. Marinette helps w/that a lot.

Extra Perk: He is the ULTIMATE negotiator.

Adrien knows how to work the business man/fashion scene. The boy has got a walk.

Sebastian is awesome at the intimidation factor, but Deku makes him seem really trustworthy. 

Ben, Rex, and Rin keep him low key and #relatable.

Marinette is the only one of them who has any kind of emotional maturity. She good at reading people too. The only reason any of this works. Keeps them on task for almost everything.

Merging: Criss is a mesh of essences and memories, but all inside are aware of what is going on. When in separated by ‘verses, they have almost an empathic/telepathic link where they can sometimes send pulses/images down the link. Every once in a while, one of them can ‘pull’ on the essence of someone else to help them. However:

In order to fully merge, all of them of must agree, but it’s usually not a big deal; it’s pieces of the characters’ souls that are transferred, not their bodies. It doesn’t really affect what they are doing atm unless it’s super complicated.

Weaknesses:

The Ultimate Klutz, unfortunately. Sorry Mari. Very ADHD and seems to have a pretty severe MPD, for obvious reasons. Kind of off-putting as a person. Extremely draining form when in combat, Ben will sleep for days afterwards.

Powers: 

Obviously, Criss has got Super-strength from multiple people and exceptional sneak ability and balance (most of the time).

Danny: 

 - ectoplasm blast

 - can briefly become intangible but not invisible

“Why are you all so friggin’ dense???”

 - can fly a space ship

“Why are you looking at me? I don’t know how to fly an Earth space shuttle!”

“I do!”

“YOU DO?!”

“How?!?”

“Simulations.”

“...We’re all going to die.”

Rex: 

 - able to transform legs into a bike

 - can talk to machines

Astro: 

 - legs can fly

Ladybug:

 - creation power helps with [inventory] power from the Gamer 

 - Because Criss has both the earring and the ring, he is technically a god. (1)

 - Marinette’s stubbornness overrules all, and she can take control of Criss completely when they’re being really annoying. Sebastian occasionally assists. The two of them have the ability to literally shove everyone back to their home dimension, leaving behind an intimidating, girly version of Ben with red eyes. Ben’s still there but he’s been silenced by fear.

Edward:

 - can do alchemy 

“Wait, we can do magic?”

“No.”

Rin:

- He can COOK! It’s actually really good, and Gwen is pretty tempted to keep him as Criss.

Kevin: “Since when can you cook Ben?”

Criss: “I am a man of many talents.”

Also Criss, immediately after: “They’re my talents, Kitchen Failure.”

- Demon fire

- can perceive/talk to demons

Chat:

- Cataclysm

- The unmatched ability to perch on top of/in lockers, waiting to scare anyone with great relish.

HILARITY to be found in this ‘verse:

a. Someone asks his opinion on something and he literally just freezes from indecisiveness.

b. He’s like half a foot taller than Kevin, and Kevin is pissed.

Kevin thinks Criss is way cooler than Ben tho’ so it’s cool.

c. On one instance, one of the guys has been forced/dared into wearing something hideously embarrassing in his home ‘verse. Cue him being horrified as he’s pulled into Criss in a time of crisis, thinking it will transfer with him. Turns out that their shared body is more made up of their mental images than anything.

       “Why’d you seem so worried when you showed up?”

       *sends mental image*

       *muffled snickers and exclamations and an overall sigh of relief*

d. (1) It’s a thing with him, like his war cry.

    “I have the power of God and anime on my side” - said in the midst of battle

Gwen and Kevin. Need It To Stop.

    “You dare defy your God?!?”

    “Shut up Ben.”

    “It’s Criss!”

Sebastian hates it. Therefore, when ever Criss yells it, he rolls his eyes at himself. It’s a little bit hilarious.

e. A lot of them are SUPER excited at the idea of aliens. Some; not so much.

      “A-Aliens?!”

      “I thought they were EVOs, but clearly they’re from outer space.”

      “Cool!”

      “Eh, I’ve dealt with worse.”

f. Sporadic cursing via Edward. and fake cursing via Danny

      “You frigging fruit loop!”

      “What?”

g. Randomly, one of them will just give a full-body shiver and say “Oh, this is disgusting.”

h. (2) Criss actually has a modicum of common sense, so Kevin is really impressed at first.

      “Wow, it’s almost like you’re a real, rounded person!”

      *Eren screams*

      “Never mind.”

I. They get a lot of awkward questions.

Some Behind-the-times Surfer Dude: “So, like, are you a boy or a girl?”

*silence*

Criss: “I am a GOD!”

Kevin, absolutely done: “SHUT UP”

               .   .   .

Gwen, later: “He’s technically right, you know.”

Kevin, nearly crying: “Yeah, but denial is the only thing keeping me going at this point.”

J. Sometimes, Criss gets SUPER DUPER excited, for various reasons. 

Deku, about other heroes/aliens,

Adrien, about anime,

Sebastian, about cats,

etc.

It’s slightly adorable, slightly disturbing.

K. Criss randomly starts talking about fashion, mostly due to Marinette, and shows surprising prowess

    Gwen, vaguely disturbed: “Um, have you seen your outfit?”

    Criss: “Yes and I hate it.”

L. Criss can and will have conversations/arguments with himself out loud for hours on end. They can be about anything. Literally. Anything.

@tharkflark1

[meggannn]

"who do you main on ovw?” ygo dm edition

only posting this cause @steinbecks asked, but i wont pretend i wouldnt be thinking about it in my own time anyway

first things first, these are japanese teenage boys w masculinities to uphold, they ALL have a secret underhand desire to be dps esports stars, w the exception of yuugi. also as duelists, you kind of have to be good at micromanaging various resources; that means these guys would probably all be good at heroes like Torb, Sym, Sombra, and now maybe Brigitte too. That being said,

yuugi:

Is flexible with what the team needs, but he does best at heroes with unique skillsets that can maintain their own but often provide support/do best with their team coordinating together, e.g. sombra, tracer, soldier, zarya, etc.

he would probably start out playing orisa, zarya, rein, mercy, bc they’ve got barriers/bubbles/heals and everyone wants those things but no one wants to play them, but he eventually he feels more confident saying things like “this team really needs a pharah, i will be that pharah”

honestly if yuugi put his mind to it he could probably become competent at most heroes, with the exception of snipers; they’re just not his thing. also he’s not big on heroes that have neither limited mobility or a strong form of self-defense if you corner them alone

all that being said, probably his ‘favorite’ mains to play are tracer (small, happy, low health player who is always underestimated by opponents), lucio (charismatic guy who just likes helping out his team!), and pharah (she reminds him of a friend, obviously, but also is reliable, strong, and is nearly always useful), though i think soldier is someone he has a soft spot for cause he’s reliable like the dark magician

kaiba:

likes the idea of being a sniper main more than actually being one

will never pick up hanzo again after learning his lore. also cannot stand playing genji (not his toolset) but is quietly rooting for him every time he sees him on his side of the field. never bothered by genji spamming “heal me,” instead he’s always thinking “when’s that fcking mercy gonna heal him already”

the most immediate choice for kaiba for me is pharah, though i think his other dps of choice might be doomfist with the rare mccree. He finds soldier boring, reaper cliche, sombra is useful but doesn’t ever get to be the star of the show, tracer is squishy and has the same problem as sombra.

kaiba? play defense? as fucking if. he enjoys playing widow but usually gets too impatient to stay on her for a full match

a decent zarya. would be good at dva if he tried, but he has less than an hour time total playing any tank, so good luck getting him to do it

the one and only healer he will ever play is zenyatta, and bet your ass it is Attack Zenyatta

overall favorites to play: pharah (you think he wouldn’t get the qinglong skin, literally AZURE DRAGON) and zen ("i was never a healer” *cocks gun*)

he also buys sym’s dragon skin but never plays her

joey:

can’t aim for shit. which makes things ironic bc he’s definitely a wannabe genji main, probably. also likes soldier, tracer, and surprises himself when he finds out he can play most tanks pretty well, particularly hog and winston

none of the defense heroes really suit him except maybe junkrat, bc deep down everyone loves blowing people up just a little bit, but he’s not main material and junk’s overall vibe was funny at first but now it just unnerves him

he played lucio the few times he did try out healing, until moira got released, and now she’s the only support he’ll ever play again

overall favorites to play: genji, moira, winston

duke:

duke is your worst nightmare when he does play his mains. he’s got more time than most of the others to play vg in general, so he tends to be the bigger ovw nerd/player of their group. has at least two smurfs, has never ranked below platinum, and definitely has dreams of going pro

he’s a mean fucking sniper though he’s best at ana and hanzo, but when hanzo starts being made fun of in the community he doesn’t want to lose his cool cred so he switches him for widow, who he’s not as good at but still surprises his team when he gets multikills without infra sight (”can we not have a widow?” *DUNGEONDICEINC gets four headshots in a row* “nevermind”)

you do not want to go up against him playing a tank either. he’s just an asshole. particularly with dva and road, but he can get real annoying as winston and zarya too.

he’s also the kind of guy to pick mei and junk just to be an asshole but switch when it stops being funny

his DPS of choice is probably mccree

overall favorites to play: ana (always sleeps an enemy ultimate at the right time), dva (he complains about every change w her but relentlessly abuses the micro missles), mei (he disappears for most of the game but is usually across the map making headshots on the opponent’s healers, then he shows up right when everyone’s on the point to either wall or blizzard and save the game)

mokuba:

mokuba is a troll. the guy who spams emotes all the time and always says ‘hi’ every time he kills someone

prioritizing mobile characters who excel at either bumping characters off the map or freezing/sleeping people just at the right moment

also likes playing sombra, who doesn’t fit his MO but he just digs her anyway

overall favorites to play: lucio (boops), mei (freeze), dva (”IS THIS EASY MODE?”), occasionally orisa (how does he always know when and where to use the gravity bullet? wejustdontknow.jpg)

[masieofthevalley]

All I Really Want is You (Spideypool) - Chapter Ten

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Summary: “Who are you, the big bad wolf?” She snarked. She mentally congratulated herself that her voice hadn’t betrayed the fluttering in her gut.

“Why don’t you come a little closer and find out?”

Peter Parker is an exhausted and overworked student in her senior year of college. Sleep-deprived and running on coffee and fumes, Peter really just wants to get through this semester. On a rare coffee run to ensure that she doesn't fall asleep on patrol or in her textbooks again, she quite literally stumbles upon Deadpool. Try as she might, she just can't stay away from him, and along the way, she finds herself in the middle of a nefarious plot between HYDRA and S.H.I.E.L.D.

A/N: Hello, everyone! Today’s chapter is Chapter Ten: This Side of Paradise. This chapter is named after the song This Side of Paradise by Coyote Theory. 

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Chapter Ten: This Side of Paradise

Chapter Summary: Peter receives her first text from Wade, and Spider-Woman and Deadpool work together to stop a group of bullies. 

It didn’t take Peter long to wake up Sunday afternoon. She’d gotten plenty of sleep the night before, and for the first time in a long time, she felt rested when she opened her eyes. She still wasn’t ready to leave the warmth of her bed though, so she just grabbed her phone off the nightstand and huddled up beneath the blankets.

As she opened up her phone to respond to one of MJ’s texts, she vaguely remembered her burner phone going off as she climbed into bed last night. She stuck her arm out of her blankets and blindly reached around for her other phone. After searching for a few seconds, she found it and dragged that beneath her blankets as well. She felt very content as she opened up her burner phone, flipping through it to get to her messages. She was content, and yet, she felt like something was missing. Not something, but someone . Someone that was tall and huge and usually dressed in a black and red suit and who Peter just knew would fit cuddled up against her back.

But Peter was alone in her bed, and that was very unlikely to change in the near future. So to distract herself from the slow creeping of loneliness, she pulled up her messages on her phone.

She expected the text she had gotten the night before to be from Natasha. She had talked with her yesterday, after all, and it was possible that the spy wanted an update on Peter’s situation with Wade. But, it wasn’t from Natasha.

It was from Wade.

“Oh, fuck, fuck, fuck,” Peter whispered, wiping the last dregs of sleep from her eyes. Her heart started to race, and she wished that her eyesight would stop being so blurry. It had been years since she had last needed glasses, thanks to the spider that so kindly bit her, but that never stopped the blurriness that came from sleep.

She couldn’t get her heart to stop beating so fast, and the anxiety in her veins that accompanied her rapid heart rate was almost like a distant, familiar friend. She didn’t feel like she was having a panic attack; she could still breathe normally, and her senses weren’t acting up. Maybe it was a stroke? Was she having a stroke? Surely, she was too young to have a stroke, right?

“Calm the fuck down,” Peter hissed at herself, blinking rapidly as her sight finally adjusted. Fuck, fuck, okay.

Peter clicked on the new text, and the anxiety stopped just as quickly as it had started.

“You have got to be kidding me,” she whispered in disbelief, her eyes scanning over the message again.

this is ur daily msg from ur friendly neighborhood deadpool, here 2 tell u 2 get ur perfect ass in bed! reminder: it is recommended that cute lil bun-buns (like urself) get 7-9 hours of sleep. :)

Peter didn’t know what she was expecting from Wade’s text, but that certainly wasn’t it. Before she could stop herself, her fingers were flying across the keyboard, her thumb tapping “send” within a matter of seconds. Realizing what she had done, Peter blinked, groaned, and flopped back on her back. She really wished that life had an undo button.

And this is your daily reminder from your friendly neighborhood Peter, here to tell you that I can function plenty on limited sleep. It is recommended that friendly neighborhood Wade’s (like yourself) go to sleep instead of bothering friendly neighborhood Peter’s.

She had never been good at texting or flirting, but as she reread her message for the third time, she wondered when she had gotten so bad at it. Peter shrieked as her burner phone buzzed in her hands. She dropped it in her pile of covers, and she spent a good fifteen seconds trying to fish it from the depths of her blankets. Prize in hand, Peter leaned against the headboard, swiping to open Wade’s newest message.

some1 is grumpy, did u not listen to ur friendly neighborhood dp and get enough sleep????

Peter just rolled her eyes and fired back with two words.

Bite. Me.

Much to Peter’s surprise - because for some reason, she was still surprised every time Wade so much as looked at her in a flirty way, let alone all of the shit that he actually said - Wade’s reaction was just risque as it had been the night before when Peter had said those exact same words.

i’d be careful if i were u lil girl

I’m not scared of you.

no, ur not. but u might be scared of what i’ll do to u. isn’t that right, peter?

Peter’s world was on fire. Wade’s texting shorthand had not done anything to take away from the heat of his words. A deep growl rang in her ears as she remembered how Wade had sounded yesterday when she had told him her real name. Arousal settled low in her gut, slowly warming her from the inside out. She shifted her legs on the bed, a nearly-silent whine escaping her throat as the seam of her shorts rubbed against her core.

all jokes aside bambie u should sleep more. sleep = good 4 u.

And just like that, the heat was gone from their conversation. Wade was giving Peter whiplash; one minute he was joking, the next he was turning her on like there was no tomorrow, and then he was back to joking around again. She couldn’t figure him out.  

She continued their friendly banter for a few more minutes before getting up and moving around her bedroom. She had finished all of her assignments the day before, but she needed to study for tests that were coming up in nearly all of her classes. Not to mention that she wanted to go patrolling again tonight; she had liked her longer patrol yesterday, and she was eager to do it again.

Peter kept her conversation with Wade steady throughout the rest of the day. She managed to resist the urge to immediately text him back every time her phone vibrated, but only barely. She had to give herself scheduled breaks in her studying to check her phone and respond accordingly. When late afternoon came, she switched gears from studying to trying to research more into HYDRA and S.H.I.E.L.D., but she was so distracted by Wade that she didn’t get any productive work done. She did get to see some pretty cute dogs just chilling in Central Park, though, so she didn’t think it was a huge waste of time.

At one point in the day, Wade’s comments turned more sentimental, immediately drawing Peter’s interest and suspicion.

u seem so lonely. r u lonely?????

What?

if ur lonely, cum b lonely w/me ;)

He was such a romantic.

Eventually, 8:00 PM rolled around, and Peter reluctantly put her phone away in favor of pulling on her suit. She tucked her phone into the pocket she’d once designed for that exact purpose, and then she was climbing out of her window and into the night.

Peter’s phone buzzed in her pocket as she swung across town, but she ignored it, relishing the feeling of the cold New York air against her skin. She had switched out her usual suit a few days ago for the insulated one that she only wore during the winter. It trapped her body heat inside of it, ensuring she didn’t freeze during New York’s brutal winters.

Peter swung closer to the ground, throwing webs at streetlamps so she didn’t end up splattered in a puddle of Peter. She hadn’t been out long, but already, her spidey-senses were alerting her of some sort of danger in the nearby vicinity. The prickling on the back of her neck became more intense as she rounded the corner, and she landed on the side of a building before crawling into an alleyway.

In the alley were three big, buff dudes surrounding a very small, lanky boy. He couldn’t have been older than 13, and the other guys were clearly in their early 20’s. The boy was shaking, and Peter could see the rips in his clothing. She glared at the sight; if there was something that she never tolerated, it was bullies.

“I-I told you! I can get it next week!” the boy protested, holding his hands up in front of his face. One of the goons grabbed onto his wrists and yanked them down; it was clearly painful judging by the boy’s shriek. Peter tensed her muscles, ready to jump into the middle of whatever was going on, but a voice coming from the mouth of the alley startled her. The fuck?

“Now, now, now, what do we have going on here? Some sort of tussle?” the newcomer drawled. Peter stifled her groan, as she realized without looking that it was Wade. She should have known that it was him from the fact that he had - once again - foiled her spidey-sense. And the fact that he said the word “tussle.” Nobody said tussle anymore.

“Fuck off,” one of the goons, the one holding onto the boy’s wrists, called before turning back to the boy.

“No can do, Sweetheart,” Wade crooned, walking closer. Peter bristled at Wade’s use of the pet-name, though she had no reason to. As Wade walked by her, he swung something between his palms, and Peter recognized it as a metal bat. His katanas were still strapped to his back, and all of his guns seemed to be in place. Strange.

“See, three against one is not fair at all,” Wade continued, shaking his head as he stopped just a few feet away from the group. A grin stretched over his mask. “It makes me think that you guys are bullying this poor little guy here, and I really fucking hate bullies.”

“So do I,” Peter announced, her voice coming out more higher-pitched than normal as she dropped to the ground. Wade didn’t turn around, but she heard a small squeal coming from his direction. She blushed and smirked to herself.

“Crush the bug, I’ll take care of this fucker,” Head-Goon ordered, shoving the boy harshly. He hit the wall and fell with a crunch that made Peter see red.

“I’m an arachnid,” she snarled before kicking him in the face. Deadpool whooped, and as she spun to grab one of the other goons, she saw him swing his bat at the third goon. It connected with a sound that Peter didn’t even know how to describe, and the other man collapsed.

“No killing!” Peter hastily objected, growling under her breath and rolling her eyes as Wade let out a high-pitched whine. She was so distracted by Wade that her next punch was grabbed out of the air by the goon she was currently fighting.

“Now where are your manners?” she snarked, dropping to the ground and sweeping her leg out in a move that Nat had shown her a few months ago. She knocked his legs out from underneath him. “You’re not even going to buy me dinner first?”

Peter webbed him up against the wall with the first goon, and she turned to make sure that Wade had the last one under control. She was breathless as she watched him pin the bully to the wall, growling harsh and vulgar insults in his ear as the other man cried out in pain. The warmth from earlier had returned to Peter’s gut, and she quickly looked away, her eyes searching for the kid from earlier as she desperately tried to think about anything but Wade.

Peter slowly walked over to the still shaking boy, hands held up in front of her so that he knew that he was in no danger. The last thing that she wanted was for him to bolt.

“Are you alright?” she asked, her eyes scanning over the red, angry handprints on his skin. She winced; they were going to leave bruises.

“Yeah, m’fine,” the boy said, looking at something behind her with apprehension. She heard a thud coming from that direction, and she knew that Wade had finally ended his little battle.

“Do you have somewhere to go, kid? Somewhere we could walk you to?” Peter asked gently, keeping her distance from him. She didn’t want to seem threatening and in his personal space.

“I was just on my way home,” the kid replied, his voice hardening as he talked. “I can get there just fine on my own.”

“While we don’t doubt that, Spidey here does have a duty to personally make sure that everyone gets home safe and sound,” Wade chimed in, suddenly right next to Peter. Though they weren’t touching, she could feel the heat that his body was giving off. It was nice, and Peter had to fight every instinct in her body to remain standing up straight and not curl into his side.

“What he said,” Peter finally managed to say, wincing when her voice cracked. A smirk appeared on Wade’s mask, and she just knew that he was preening beneath it.

It took Peter a few seconds to shake herself from her embarrassment, and when she rejoined reality, she noticed that the boy and Wade appeared to be locked in a staring contest. Wade’s mask should not have been able to blink, but it did, and he immediately started pouting while simultaneously yelling that it wasn’t fair or cool to be beaten by a teenager.

“Deadpool, cut it out!” Peter snapped, and immediately, Wade straightened. Peter raised an eyebrow in surprise. Interesting .

“C’mon, let’s get you home, kid.”

The kid’s apartment turned out to only be a few blocks away, but Wade made the five-minute trip seem like an eternity. Peter called the cops while they walked, though neither the kid nor Wade seemed to notice. Wade never shut up, once. He talked endlessly about tv shows and shit he’d seen online, and at one point, the kid made a comment in regards to a cooking show that Wade was rambling on about, and Wade took it and ran with it. He talked about cooking shows that didn’t even sound real . Peter mostly just tried to shut both of them out, and she was very grateful when they reached the kid’s apartment. After he went inside and she heard him open his apartment door, Peter turned to scale the building. Before she could leave, Wade’s hand clamped down on her forearm, large and warm - there was a dick joke in there somewhere - and unyielding. Peter managed to hold in the “Yeep!” noise building in her throat, but it took a lot of effort.

“Hey, Spidey! Thanks for helping me out tonight! That was fun, we should do it again!” Wade exclaimed, letting go of her arm once he had her attention. She swiveled in place and stared at him, crossing her arms over her chest as she raised an eyebrow under her mask.

“One, you helped me out, I was already there when you showed up, and I had everything under control,” Peter said, her voice somehow steady as she kept up her false bravado. “Two, absolutely under no circumstances are we going to do this again. I work alone, and I don’t need distractions.”

“Oh, c’mon!” Wade pouted, his stance matching hers as he crossed his arms over his chest. Even stomping his feet and slouching a good foot, he was still more intimidating than Peter. It was just offensive.  

“I can help, I promise!” The eyes on Wade’s mask got much larger as he continued to beg. Peter’s resolve was cracking fast. “I’ll be a good little Dobby, no killing, only maiming or a little bit of serious injury!”

Peter shook her head and spun around. Before Wade could grab onto her again, she shot a web at the building to her left and pulled herself onto the side of it. She scaled the building in a matter of seconds, and when she looked back down, Wade was no longer pouting. Instead, his head was tilted to the side as he looked up at her in what she thought was awe.

“Dat ass just keeps getting better, Spidey!” Wade called up, cupping his hands in front of his mouth even though he clearly didn’t need to. Christ, she wasn’t even that far up, just a few stories. It was like he lived to embarrass her.

“Call me, beep me, if you wanna reach me!” Wade shouted as Peter took a running start and jumped off the building. She sighed as she swung away, though a smile had already begun to worm its way onto her face.

Peter spent the next few hours patrolling on the other side of town, trying to stay clear of Wade. She was distracted the entire time, especially when her burner phone buzzed again. She called it quits just after 1, and she would never admit to the fact that she swung home twice as fast as usual.

When she climbed in her window, the first thing she did was yank off her mask and collapse on her bed. She whipped out her burner phone, her thumbs gliding across the screen as she unlocked it. The first message from Wade was a picture of a dachshund in Central Park. It was followed up by a picture of another dachshund, though this time, the dog was in a hot dog costume. It was the greatest thing ever.

There was a string of actual texts after the two pictures.

u no like weenie dogs???? tht is a war crime, bby-girl

or mayb u fell asleep like a good bun-bun???

tis late after all

k i’ll see u in ur dreams then bambi

sweet dreams sweetheart. catch those z’s 4 me

Peter rolled her eyes as she reread through the messages again. The pet names sent warmth through her chest, and her nerves felt jittery, like she was on some sort of sugar high. She closed her phone without responding to Wade, knowing that the man was probably still awake, and if she texted him, he’d only reprimand her for not sleeping. The thought of Wade scolding her wasn’t as disenchanting as it should have been. Her fingers itched to send a taunting message to Wade, just to see what, exactly, he would do to her. Hastily, Peter tossed her phone onto the other side of the bed so she couldn't do anything rash.

Peter stripped off her suit with a groan. She shut her window before moving to the bathroom. It seemed that a cold shower was in order.

[imagination-of-a-melted-bitch]

Sharing Is Caring {Im Jaebum ft. GOT7}

Prompt:  Hello :3 Can I request for the smut game, all got7 members x female reader with #20? *omg, sorry for requesting this, if you don't want to write it it's okay 🙈* || Requests open || Smut Game

Pairing: Got7 x Reader

Word Count: 3k

Warning: Overstimulation, Bukkake, GangBang, Oral (both receiving), Anal, Ass-eating, Anal Play, Facial, Creampie, Tit-fucking, DP

**THIS IS PURE FILTH

*PWP

** LOOK AT THOSE WARNINGS, IT’S LIKE A FUCKING PORNO

**Please read with caution as this is the dirtiest thing I have ever written, it is also one of the longest...

“My friends and I share everything. Even you.” Jaebum hummed into my ear, hands coming down to spread my legs. My eyes scanned the six boys that stood before me, their eyes on my heat between my legs.

“She’s dripping with arousal,” BamBam says in awe, reaching his hand out but Jinyoung slaps it away, glaring at him. “Ow! That hurt hyung!” BamBam rubbed his hand, shooting daggers at Jinyoung.

“Jinyoung, she’s meant to be touched.” Jaebum chuckled, moving his hands up from the insides of my thighs to grope my tits, pushing and pulling them apart. “She’s dying for it, aren’t you baby?” I nodded, “Say it, baby, tell my members how much you want them to touch you.” I roll my head, my eyes landing on a shifting Yugyeom,

“I want it so bad,” I bite my lip, Jaebum whispering praises in my ear, “I want to be touched, and used, and fucked so bad.” Yugyeom’s mouth parted and he gasped,

“Go ahead, baby…tell them how dirty you are.” Jaebum’s hands move to my hips, “Tell them how much you want their cum.” All of the others bite their lips grunt, eyes falling on my lips,

“I want your cum so bad…I want to be covered in it, I want to taste it, I want to be filled with it.” With that Jaebum slaps my slit, making me close my legs, trapping his hand between my thighs.

“Open,” I whimper and open them, all eyes drinking me in hungrily.

“Can I taste her?” Mark speaks up for the first time since the whole ordeal had started. “I just, I just want to taste her.” Mark sunk to his knees without Jaebum’s approval and licked his lips. “I can smell her,” he chuckles, hands rubbing his thighs,

“Go ahead hyung, taste her.” Jaebum rested his chin on my shoulder, his index and middle finger spreading my lips. Mark looks up at my face, lowering his face to my core, his tongue darting out to lick up my slit. I hiss at the feeling, nails digging into Jaebum’s thighs. “You’ll have to excuse her, she gets excited,” Jaebum explains as I begin to lift my hips, silently begging Mark for more.

"How does she taste?" Jackson asks sinking to his knees next to Mark, who had now completely lost himself in devouring my juices, the slurping sounds the only sound in the room while everyone watched with bated breath. I would occasionally whimper to let him know he was doing well. "Move over I want to taste." Jackson gently nudges Mark's shoulder and Mark hesitates but pulls back the loss of contact making my whine and grind my hips down.

"Stop being a brat, you're going to get what you want." Jaebum growls in my ear, his hands on my hips, preventing me from moving anymore.

"How many cocks can she take?" My attention snaps toward BamBam who was now stroking himself through his pants,

"Ask her," Jaebum's breath is hot against my neck, his teeth clamping down on the skin,

"How many cocks can you take?" BamBam's eyes leave from in-between my legs, where Jackson and Mark took turns, licking and nibbling to my face.

"As many as I'm given," I moan in response,

"Do you think you could take my cock in your tight ass?" BamBam walks closer, his hands now behind his back, but my eyes were glued to his very obvious and very large bulge. "Cause that's where I want to put my cock...up your tight little ass." His words make me whimper and feel more vulnerable than I was in front of seven guys, naked. "Do you think you could take my cock up your ass with Jaebum in your pussy?" I wanted that,  I needed that, I clench around the two fingers pumping in and out of my pussy at the moment, unsure which guy they believed to.

"I do, I think I could take it...." I try to match his intense stare but my eyes are torn from his to the boy guys between my legs as I'm cumming. "God," I screech, nails digging deeper into Jaebum's thighs, "Yes, fuck, yes," I cry, both their tongues lapping at my clit, each of them working a finger in and out of my slick entrance. "Stop please, too sensitive,"  I mumble and they immediately retract this fingers and sit back on their haunches, eyes glued on my face. I giggle at the sight of them, face glistening with my juices, lips were swollen, hair a mess although I never ran my fingers through it.

"What do you say?" Jaebum scolds,

"Thank you,"

"That's a good girl," Jaebum rubs the insides of my thighs, "Now I have a hard-on and six very horny guys, what are you going to do about that baby?"

"W-w-whatever you want me to."

"No, tell me exactly what you want me to do with you and how you're going to tell our guests."

I sigh, chewing on my bottom lip, "I just want to be filled, fucked, used."

"Maybe we can take turns?" Youngjae suggests with a small shrug, "I really want to feel her wrapped around me..." His cheeks are flushed with red as he confesses what he wants to do,

"I don't wanna wait!" Yugyeom pouts crossing his arms with a stomp, "I really want to feel my dick in-between her tits," He chews on his bottom lip waiting for my reaction,

"Okay, okay, Mark and I will wait, while the five of you have your fun with her." Jaebum finalizes, lifting me off his lap, and set me beside him.

"'But-"

"But nothing, we take care of our dongsaengs." Mark rolls his eyes but lets Jaebum pull him to the loveseat, both of them having a seat, "Take your time," Jaebum's eyes find mine, "Make her feel good."

"That leaves her mouth to me," Jackson grunts, tongue rolling over his lips,

"Did you forget about me?" Jinyoung scoffs,

"How could I ever forget about you." Jackson blows him a kiss and winks his way,

"Would you two stop, I'm hot and horny and I just really need to be fucked."

It takes very little to no time at all for everyone to be as naked as I, "I'll prep you," BamBam whispers, grabbing my calves and throwing the on his shoulders, his hands spreading my ass cheeks, "Since I am a little big," He winks up at me and lays his tongue flat against my puckered hole,

"Shit," The feeling was unfamiliar, Jaebum and I rarely did anal, and he had never ever let his tongue explore back there. BamBam chuckles and stiffens his tongue before pushing it into my tight hole, "God....yes....." I shudder, one hand coming down to push him closer, the other holding onto the armrest for support. BamBam grips my hips and begins to move me back and forth, fucking me onto his tongue, "That feels so good, so fucking good." BamBam removes his tongue and I whine at the loss of contact but he stops me from voicing my complaint by shoving one finger into my tight hole, pushing and twisting it,

"You're so tight around my finger, I could only imagine how tight you'll feel around my cock." I just nodded my head, mind filled with lust as he adds another finger, scissoring them, "Hmm, I think you're stretched enough," He cocks his head to the side and adds a third finger, the stretch causing me to arch off the back cushion. "Yeah, you're ready," He pulls his fingers out of me and I feel so empty, "Get up," I get up on shaky legs and watch as he lays on the couch, "Lay down," I lower myself back onto him, my back against his chest, "Have you ever been filled in both your holes...all your holes?"

"Yes, once with a toy," I admit and BamBam chuckles as he motions for Youngjae to join us on the couch. BamBam has one leg off the couch, the other propped up on the couch and Youngjae kneels between our legs.

"I bet it could never compare to the real thing." He whispers and tells me to lift my hips as he grabs his cock and lets the tip press against my puckered hole, "Shit, wait," He spits into his palm and rubs his tip with it, placing it at my puckered hole again. "Tell me if it starts to hurt too much okay?" I nod and hold a finger up to Youngjae as I see him about to slide his cock into my pussy. BamBam slowly pushes up into me until his hips meet my ass, "Fuck," He cries and I yelp, the length and girth way unexpected, he wasn't kidding when he said he was big. He lets me adjust for a minute or two before he's thrusting up into me at a slow and agonizing pace.

"Okay Youngjae, I'm ready," Youngjae eagerly leans over my body and pushes his cock into my pussy, BamBma stilling his hips, his cock buried deep inside of me as Youngjae did the same. "Oh god, oh god, yes." The feeling of being completely filled like this made my body shake, "Move" I tell them, letting my body fall against BamBam's the two men doing all the work,

"I hope you didn't forget about me," Yugyeom frowns as he straddles my torso, a tiny bottle of Jaebum's heated oil in his hand. "It'd be a shame really." His cock waves in front of me, my mouth watering at the thought of putting it in my mouth. Yugyeom drips the oil into the valley of my breasts and slides his cock between my tits, pressing them together. "Fuck," His whines are high pitched and it does nothing but send shocks to my core ad Youngjae and BamBam had settled for a mind-fucking pace, their cocks pounding into me, one out, one in, never a moment I wasn't full type shit.

"I think she did forget about us though," I turn my head to find Jackson and Jinyong standing there, their cocks pointed directly at me. I shake my head telling them I would never and stick my tongue out, "I'm going first," Jackson slips his cock into my awaiting mouth and I gag around his as he hits the back of my throat,

"We can take turns," Jinyoung pouts like a child, gripping the back of my head and moving my mouth from Jackson's cock to his cock, with each bob.

"You look so pretty baby," I hear Jaebum and I can't look over at me as I was too busy being used in every way, my pussy filled, my ass filled, my tits pressed together as they were fucked, my mouth between two cocks. I reach down and begin to rub my clit, the feeling of being used, got me so wet, "She's close,"  Jaebum warns then and I clench around Youngjae as he pushes into me and around BamBam as he pushes into me,

"Good because I am too," Youngjae whines, gripping the back of the couch as he tries to fuck me harder and deeper, "Where do you want it? Where can I cum?"

"Cum inside of her Youngjae, fill her pussy with your cum, she loves it." Youngjae grunts and slams his hips into mine one last time before I feel his dick twitch and he's filling me with his cum. I couldn't see him as he came and it made me mad but I could feel his seed dripping out of me, his presence suddenly gone.

"You think I could fuck that tight pussy of yours?" Jinyoung moans, pushing my mouth further down on Jackson's cock as he leaves to go back to where Youngjae had previously been. I feel him push in, grunting louder than the others, "You're so tight and warm,"

Yugyeom looks down at me, my eyes on Jackson as he held the back of my head and fucked himself to an orgasm, "You're so beautiful noona, taking all these cocks," His hips stutter and without warning his cum is shooting across my chest and onto my neck, a little on my chin. He stays straddling my torso for a while longer before moving away, going to join Youngjae on the other couch in the room.

"He made such a mess," BamBam laughs, admiring his friend's work, "Hmm, if only he had the honor I have, filling your tight ass over and over again with my cock. I'm so close." As BamBam warns me about his upcoming orgasm, Jackson whimpers, his tip twitching against my cheek,

"Yes, so amazing, your mouth is so amazing." Jackson cries, his seeding spilling and filling my mouth, he quickly pulls out and I swallow just as quickly, instinctively opening my mouth to show him I had swallowed.

"What do you say to my dongsaengs for giving you their cum." Jaebum scolded me again,

"Thank you, thank you so much." I cry to both them and myself as I cum around Jinyoung's cock,

"Fuck, fuck, fuck," BamBam grunts from beneath me, his cum filling my ass, "Shit that was amazing,"

"Thank you," One of my hands gripped the back of the couch and my other gripped the inside of my thigh, "Thank you," I was tired and exhausted although I had only had two orgasms.

Jinyoung pulls out of me and jerks his cock until his cum is spilling over my slit and onto my naval, "Thank you," I mumbled weakly, Yugyeom's cum already drying on my chest.

"Bring her to me." Jinyoung lifts me off of BamBam and carries me to Jaebum, I'm dropped to straddle him and he smiles down at me, "You're covered and filled with cum baby, you must be exhausted...being used like that."

"I'm so tired,"

"But me and Mark haven't been taken care of." He places a soft peck to my lips, "Do you think you could take two more cocks, just two..." Without thinking twice about it, I nod,

"Please fuck me, Jae, please." Jaebum lifts me up and slides him down his hard shaft,

"Where do you want Mark baby?"

"In my ass," I whimper as Jaebum begins to move me up and down his cock,

"You're so wet baby, filled with Youngjae's cum," I just nod and let my head fall to his shoulder, Mark taking his place behind us and wasting no time pushing into my asshole,

"Dammit," He says through gritted teeth, "BamBam's cum is such a great lube," Mark laughs, his hands on my hips as he pushes and pulls me onto his cock. "I don't know about Jaebum but I'm already so close, I almost came twice watching you being used and abused, all your holes filled," Mark confesses, picking up his pace,

"You've been such a good girl for me tonight,"  Jaebum whispers in my ear, "Letting my members fuck and use you," Jaebum's thrusts were slower than Mark's but just as deep, "Mark's face looks like he loves the feeling of your tight ass wrapped around him, he looks so close." I whimper in response too tired to lift my head from his neck,

"I'm so close," Mark's voice is drowned out by the sound of his hips slamming against mine, fingers digging into my hips as he desperately chases his orgasm. Jaebum's fingers find my overly sensitive clit and I try to move away from him too sensitive to be touched but his other hand holds me in place. Mark's cock just pounding my ass, his cock pounding my pussy, this new position allowing them to go deeper.

"I'm close Jaebum, so fucking close." I cry into his ear, arms encircling his hips, I clench around both of them and that was all it took before Mark was filling my ass with his cum like BamBam minutes before,

"Fuck, fuck, fucking holy shit, fuck..." Mark draws out the last fuck before pulling out and plopping down on the other end of the couch. Jaebum takes this opportunity and wraps his arm around my waist, pounding up into me, his fingers moving quickly as he moves them in circles over my nub.

"Yes, Y/N, yes baby, I'm going to cum, I'm going to fill your tight little pussy with my cum. You want that?"

"Yes, Jaebum, I want you to fill my pussy so bad." Jaebum whimpers and slams me down onto his cock, his tip twitching and his seed filling me all too quickly, my orgasm close behind his. "Yes, Jae, god yes, I love being filled with cum." Jaebum chuckles and sweeps my matted curls out of my face, they had fallen due to previous activities.

"You did so good baby," He praises me and presses his lips against mine, his tongue dipping into my mouth,

"Ew get a room!" Jackson laughs throwing a throw pillow at us,

"I don't think she can take anymore," Jaebum comes to my rescue, kissing my temple,

"So...same time next week?"

[internetdetectives]

11/9/19 - Chat with Erika

Erika_XP💚 12:53 AM: "@IIIII”

Erika_XP💚 12:53 AM: "Oh bugger I messed that one up”

Erika_XP💚 12:53 AM: "What in the world is going on in here?”

otherLiam 1:14 AM: "Oh boy.”

otherLiam 1:14 AM: "Welcome, newbie.”

otherLiam 1:14 AM: "Currently we have a small situation where two veterans have been possessed by ghosts and one of ‘em is trying to eat all of us.”

otherLiam 1:14 AM: "Also our main man Tyler, who you know as Silentdork,  has been kidnapped and become part of a weird amalgamation that you just @ ‘d.”

otherLiam 1:14 AM: "I am certain that none of that made sense, and so I strongly advise you to read either the “Story” or “Timelines” sections on the wiki i linked you earlier.”

otherLiam 1:14 AM: "If not, the cliffnotes of what’s going on right now is: we’re expecting some big shit to happen on november 11th, because it always does and one of our possessed boys is counting down to it. We’re trying to prevent an apocalypse from happening in an alternate timeline but that’s kinda taken a backseat to the fact that we’re under personal attack.”

otherLiam 1:14 AM: "anyway, this is where shit happens. The channel is normally called “johnisdead”, but one of the possessed people is the fucking admin.”

otherLiam 1:14 AM: "And he likes pumpkins.”

Erika_XP💚 1:28 AM: "Wait I beg your pardon, possesed?”

Erika_XP💚 1:28 AM: "What is this colour change?”

/Mr. Circle\ 1:28 AM: "[pddrddrf”

/Mr. Circle\ 1:28 AM: "i mean yes”

Eevee Reborn 1:29 AM: "Great…”

Eevee Reborn 1:29 AM: "You pumpkin'd the new girl”

Eevee Reborn 1:30 AM: "I think the color change means we've been consumed or something”

Erika_XP💚 1:31 AM: "I feel violated but very well”

/Mr. Circle\ 1:32 AM: "everybody gangsta til the [i,[lom starts [pddrddomh [rp[;r”

ADULT_LINK 1:33 AM: "lmao”

Erika_XP💚 1:34 AM: "I have never once heard Tyler speak of such a thing as this pumpkin fellow so I can't imagine where he gained such dominion from.  I wont be frightened by this event. I just hope tyler is doing alright. But what in the hell is this pumpkin head doing?”

Erika_XP💚 1:34 AM: "Ok I think I typed that poorly there maybe I am a little frightened by this late halloween event”

Eevee Reborn 1:38 AM: "Pumpkin face is eatin' up.”

(...)

Xenquility 9:48 PM: "WOAH”

Xenquility 9:48 PM: "WOLFCAT JUST”

Xenquility 9:48 PM: "LEFT”

PAKO 9:48 PM: "IIIII is writing”

The Slipknot guy with spike mask 9:48 PM: "IWHAT”

PAKO 9:48 PM: "ooooooh”

Xenquility 9:48 PM: "THE FUCK”

ADULT_LINK 9:48 PM: "oh shit”

PAKO 9:48 PM: "i see”

/Mr. Circle\ 9:48 PM: ":thinking:”

PAKO 9:49 PM: "i swear”

The Slipknot guy with spike mask 9:49 PM: ":crab: WOLFCAT HAS GONE:crab:”

/Mr. Circle\ 9:49 PM: ":CrabRave:”

ADULT_LINK 9:49 PM: "hmm”

PAKO 9:49 PM: "@IIIII Are you here?”

ADULT_LINK 9:49 PM: "im not gonna say anything but”

ADULT_LINK 9:49 PM: "i see what you did there”

ADULT_LINK 9:49 PM: "i dont know how you did”

ADULT_LINK 9:49 PM: "but i see what you did”

PAKO 9:49 PM: "i see you” 

ADULT_LINK 9:50 PM: "very clever,”

Xenquility 9:50 PM: "who did what I was pissing”

The Slipknot guy with spike mask 9:50 PM: "I just remembered that time I was bored and I asked 4 ciphers and circle sent me file 59”

/Mr. Circle\ 9:50 PM: "who are you talking to lmao”

The Slipknot guy with spike mask 9:50 PM: "Yeah lol”

ADULT_LINK 9:50 PM: "not gonna elaborate cuz its probably gonna spoil somethin”

/Mr. Circle\ 9:50 PM: "oh i know what you're talking about shhh”

Xenquility 9:50 PM: "It's not spoiling”

The Slipknot guy with spike mask 9:50 PM: "Too late”

Xenquility 9:50 PM: "It's uh”

ADULT_LINK 9:50 PM: "oh nothing i just have big brain and saw thru the smoke for a second”

Xenquility 9:50 PM: "Figuring things out”

The Slipknot guy with spike mask 9:50 PM: "Now tell me”

The Slipknot guy with spike mask 9:50 PM: "You dumbydums”

PAKO 9:51 PM: "tyler is now active”

ADULT_LINK 9:51 PM: ":NinjaLink:”

The Slipknot guy with spike mask 9:51 PM: "How is wolfcat gonna archive all this shit on the wiki if he is not here :(“

PAKO 9:51 PM: "It has been a sign”

The Slipknot guy with spike mask 9:51 PM: "Yo wtf was thorin talking about”

Xenquility 9:51 PM: "wiki whadaya mean a wiki”

Xenquility 9:51 PM: "who's managing a wiki”

Erika_XP💚 9:52 PM: "What have I just logged in to see here?”

Xenquility 9:52 PM: "ass”

The Slipknot guy with spike mask 9:52 PM: "Um”

ADULT_LINK 9:52 PM: "oh hey new person”

/Mr. Circle\ 9:52 PM: "NINJA ART: PARALLELOS OPENING JUTSU”

Erika_XP💚 9:52 PM: "OH hello there Mr red link”

The Slipknot guy with spike mask 9:52 PM: "Wolfcat (one of the possessed dudes) left”

PAKO 9:53 PM: "TYLER”

The Slipknot guy with spike mask 9:53 PM: ">Mr red link“

The Slipknot guy with spike mask 9:53 PM: "WHEEZE”

PAKO 9:53 PM: "are you here”

PAKO 9:53 PM: "?”

The Slipknot guy with spike mask 9:53 PM: "Technically the truth tho”

PAKO 9:53 PM: "tell something”

IIIII 9:53 PM: "Before the day of reckoning could come forth I had to take charge of the highest powers to make a clear decree”

PAKO 9:53 PM: "omg”

The Slipknot guy with spike mask 9:53 PM: "Inb4 patrem”

Xenquility 9:54 PM: "What was your decree?”

PAKO 9:54 PM: "uoooh”

PAKO 9:54 PM: "what?”

Xenquility 9:54 PM: "Also "jpe fp upi di[[pdr o vsm yu[r oy dp wiovl;u”

Xenquility 9:54 PM: "how do you suppose I can type it so quickly" (Not arg relating just translated circle's bullshit)”

IIIII 9:55 PM: "There are none among you possesed in this charlatans illusion”

Xenquility 9:55 PM: "That sounds good”

Erika_XP💚 9:55 PM: "I beg you pardon?”

The Slipknot guy with spike mask 9:55 PM: "Jk”

PAKO 9:55 PM: "very good is be true”

Xenquility 9:55 PM: "So this guy has been jerking us around this whole time? No bullshit about us being in his dream or whatever?”

IIIII 9:55 PM: "I will be honest”

The Slipknot guy with spike mask 9:55 PM: "I can't understand this type of english”

The Slipknot guy with spike mask 9:55 PM: "I need to study”

PAKO 9:56 PM: "oh right”

IIIII 9:57 PM: "I am pretty irrate at how far off the rails things have gone. But now I have taken grip. What you were experiencing was a game jack, but this is what happens when I slacken.”

IIIII 9:57 PM: "I dont like having to be so blunt about things”

Xenquility 9:57 PM: "Holy shit”

The Slipknot guy with spike mask 9:57 PM: "W a I t w h a t”

Xenquility 9:58 PM: "How the hell did pages like /yugi and /wolf happen?”

The Slipknot guy with spike mask 9:59 PM: "Yo sorry to break the vibe but uh”

IIIII 9:59 PM: "I really am not in the mood to explain that. But HEY dont worry. All wrongs will soon be corrected. This is again. Completely my fault for not just asserting myself a bit more.”

Erika_XP💚 9:59 PM: "Wait hold on”

The Slipknot guy with spike mask 9:59 PM: "Is this ooc Tyler or are we getting bamboozled”

Erika_XP💚 9:59 PM: "Are you Tyler?”

The Slipknot guy with spike mask 9:59 PM: "Yea”

IIIII 9:59 PM: "The one and only”

Xenquility 9:59 PM: "What's uh, going to happen to jos and wolf?”

IIIII 10:00 PM: "Fuck them honestly”

PAKO 10:00 PM: "hahaha”

The Slipknot guy with spike mask 10:00 PM: "Oh kay”

Erika_XP💚 10:00 PM: "wait what?”

Xenquility 10:00 PM: "Jesus christ”

IIIII 10:00 PM: "no I am serious”

The Slipknot guy with spike mask 10:00 PM: "Okay this is hard to process”

otherLiam 10:00 PM: "Wow.”

otherLiam 10:00 PM: "Um.”

PAKO 10:00 PM: "okay okay…”

The Slipknot guy with spike mask 10:01 PM: "Okay....”

otherLiam 10:01 PM: "This is a pretty severe bruh moment.”

The Slipknot guy with spike mask 10:01 PM: "I wasn't ready for this”

ADULT_LINK 10:01 PM: "low key sorry for shitposting in here so much”

The Slipknot guy with spike mask 10:01 PM: "^”

ADULT_LINK 10:01 PM: "i wanted to spread a little chaos”

ADULT_LINK 10:01 PM: "but things may have gotten to being a decent ammount of chaos”

ADULT_LINK 10:01 PM: "my b there”

otherLiam 10:02 PM: "@Erika_XP💚 Basically, all that shit about the possessed players was those two players going rogue and trying to take over the game, apparently.”

The Slipknot guy with spike mask 10:02 PM: "Okay... Well this was low key unexpected”

IIIII 10:02 PM: "hold on just a moment guys I am throwing together something special to send them off”

The Slipknot guy with spike mask 10:03 PM: "Yo Tyler did they got straight up banned or sum?”

/Mr. Circle\ 10:03 PM: "wait waht”

PAKO 10:03 PM: "something like what?”

otherLiam 10:03 PM: "That’s.... wow.”

/Mr. Circle\ 10:03 PM: "oh shit fuck i'm sorry”

The Slipknot guy with spike mask 10:03 PM: "Also circle”

otherLiam 10:03 PM: "I’m kinda just stunned.”

Xenquility 10:03 PM: "Same here”

The Slipknot guy with spike mask 10:03 PM: "Did u know dis?”

/Mr. Circle\ 10:03 PM: "i'm not canon anymore bois hell yeah”

PAKO 10:03 PM: "we are ready to see?”

otherLiam 10:03 PM: "Yeah uhh circle can you elaborate on wtf just happened”

ADULT_LINK 10:03 PM: "wait so”

/Mr. Circle\ 10:03 PM: "i have no idea, i was reheating stir fry and just got back”

The Slipknot guy with spike mask 10:04 PM: "How did they reach out to u or summ”

ADULT_LINK 10:04 PM: "when wolf was saying "how do you know any of this is real"”

otherLiam 10:04 PM: "Apparently Jos and Wolf were gamejacking.”

PAKO 10:04 PM: "is a pic a video”

ADULT_LINK 10:04 PM: "was that him laughing at us for thinking it was canon”

ADULT_LINK 10:04 PM: "lmao”

The Slipknot guy with spike mask 10:04 PM: "What?”

Xenquility 10:04 PM: "Was all the shit with talking to past Greth real?”

otherLiam 10:04 PM: "^^^”

PAKO 10:04 PM: "...”

otherLiam 10:04 PM: "that is an excellent question, are punished greth and venom greth real”

ADULT_LINK 10:04 PM: "i am quite confused, considering i've only been loosely following things”

Xenquility 10:05 PM: "Well no worries none of it mattered”

The Slipknot guy with spike mask 10:05 PM: "Yo circle how did they reach out to you and told you to be canon in the first place? I'm intrigued”

PAKO 10:05 PM: "now”

PAKO 10:05 PM: "ready?”

/Mr. Circle\ 10:05 PM: "i just got turned orange and asked wolf what to do”

The Slipknot guy with spike mask 10:05 PM: "Oh”

/Mr. Circle\ 10:05 PM: "so it shitposted at you for six hours”

PAKO 10:05 PM: "what”

otherLiam 10:05 PM: "jeez”

PAKO 10:06 PM: "what is it?”

Xenquility 10:06 PM: "Thank god I no longer have to worry about circle dying on 11/11”

otherLiam 10:06 PM: "Pako, do you know what a gamejack is?”

Xenquility 10:06 PM: "Ay I guess we were right no spy then”

/Mr. Circle\ 10:06 PM: "yeah none of my shit was relevant at all”

The Slipknot guy with spike mask 10:06 PM: "I just posted emojis and shit thinking that they would reach out to me soon and then told me what to do”

PAKO 10:06 PM: "no”

otherLiam 10:06 PM: "Basically the two players who were involved in the current things happening “took over” the game.”

ADULT_LINK 10:06 PM: "lmao we gamejacked ourselves”

The Slipknot guy with spike mask 10:06 PM: "But uh I turned it to be just a joke (?)”

otherLiam 10:06 PM: "And Tyler is here now to correct it.”

ADULT_LINK 10:06 PM: "gamejacked ourselves off”

The Slipknot guy with spike mask 10:07 PM: "I'm gonna CUUUUUUUUM”

PAKO 10:07 PM: "ksksjsjdjfudi”

IIIII 10:07 PM: "Its when two retards think they suddenly have ownership of my creation”

The Slipknot guy with spike mask 10:07 PM: "But uh the wiki and shit had Yugi's messages and everything”

PAKO 10:07 PM: "amm”

PAKO 10:07 PM: "ok i understand”

Erika_XP💚 10:07 PM: "is this really Tyler?

otherLiam 10:07 PM: "The wiki is Wolfcat.

The Slipknot guy with spike mask 10:07 PM: "Oooooooh shit rite”

otherLiam 10:07 PM: "And yeah that’s Tyler, but this is him talking out of character.”

otherLiam 10:07 PM: "So say hi to the man behind the curtain.”

otherLiam 10:07 PM: "Well, one of them anyway.”

PAKO 10:08 PM: "hi tyler:AAA:”

PAKO 10:08 PM: "xD”

otherLiam 10:09 PM: "So are they like, permabanned?”

otherLiam 10:09 PM: "Or is this a “kick them out for awhile so they learn their lesson” situation”

IIIII 10:09 PM: "there is only ONE real guy behind the curtain”

otherLiam 10:09 PM: "Oh ok”

/Mr. Circle\ 10:09 PM: "and it's me”

IIIII 10:09 PM: "Which I would like to make really clear right now”

otherLiam 10:09 PM: "sorry, thought there were other gm’s”

/Mr. Circle\ 10:09 PM: ":flex: :legend: :flexo:”

IIIII 10:09 PM: "fuck off circle”

/Mr. Circle\ 10:09 PM: "ok”

otherLiam 10:09 PM: "Yeah not the time”

ADULT_LINK 10:10 PM: "is john not also behind the curtain?”

PAKO 10:10 PM: "#fuckcircle”

Xenquility 10:10 PM: "Was the Greth stuff real?”

IIIII 10:10 PM: "John may as well be dead he is so un involved right now”

IIIII 10:10 PM: "greth does his own thing”

otherLiam 10:10 PM: "seinfeld music plays”

ADULT_LINK 10:11 PM: "what happened to john anyways, i havent seen him around in ages”

ADULT_LINK 10:11 PM: “he doin ok?”

PAKO 10:11 PM: "johnisdead or not dead?”

ADULT_LINK 10:11 PM: "this is out of character john i'm talking about”

otherLiam 10:11 PM: "This is the real john we’re taking about now Pako, not the character”

otherLiam 10:11 PM: "TAnyway”

The Slipknot guy with spike mask 10:12 PM: "So... Big no-no to last weeks?”

ADULT_LINK 10:12 PM: "think like, instead of talking about Deadpool i'm talking about the Ryan Reynolds in the costume”

PAKO 10:12 PM: "ah ok”

otherLiam 10:12 PM: "This is a lot to take in.”

The Slipknot guy with spike mask 10:12 PM: "^”

otherLiam 10:12 PM: "Tyler, worth pointing out that they’re still in Safe Haven if you’re banning them.”

otherLiam 10:12 PM: "...actually wait, that’s Wolfcat’s server.”

otherLiam 10:12 PM: "uhh.”

Erika_XP💚 10:15 PM: "Did I seriously arrive to some gm drama?”

otherLiam 10:15 PM: "pretty much yeah”

Xenquility 10:15 PM: "Yup”

The Slipknot guy with spike mask 10:15 PM: "Yeah lmfao”

otherLiam 10:15 PM: "sorry about this”

otherLiam 10:15 PM: "pretty sure we’re all shocked at this, this doesn’t happen normally.”

The Slipknot guy with spike mask 10:15 PM: "Wait Erika where are u from?”

Erika_XP💚 10:16 PM: "I am not really comfortable discloosing such things...^^;”

The Slipknot guy with spike mask 10:16 PM: "Kk dw”

The Slipknot guy with spike mask 10:16 PM: "Also yea this doesn't happen too often”

The Slipknot guy with spike mask 10:16 PM: "Its just... Weird”

otherLiam 10:16 PM: "This has never happened to my knowledge.”

otherLiam 10:16 PM: "At least not here.”

The Slipknot guy with spike mask 10:16 PM: "Maybe on hubris(?)”

The Slipknot guy with spike mask 10:16 PM: "Idk”

IIIII 10:17 PM: "Oh its happened before”

otherLiam 10:17 PM: "Oh?”

Xenquility 10:17 PM: "When?”

The Slipknot guy with spike mask 10:17 PM: "How?”

otherLiam 10:17 PM: "Guess I’m new enough and it’s not archived.”

Erika_XP💚 10:17 PM: "Also hi Tyler I am a big fan >///>”

IIIII 10:17 PM: "Yeah cool sorry I am not really in the mood for getting my dick sucked right now”

otherLiam 10:17 PM: "For what it’s worth, sorry for any part I had in this, I had no idea.”

The Slipknot guy with spike mask 10:18 PM: "Same”

otherLiam 10:18 PM: "(He’s pretty pissed rn Erika)”

Erika_XP💚 10:18 PM: "are you seriuos”

The Slipknot guy with spike mask 10:18 PM: "I thought it was a joke at first but it got in the wiki so I thought it was canon”

otherLiam 10:18 PM: "(Like this is a big thing)”

The Slipknot guy with spike mask 10:18 PM: "Now I realize wolf it's the wiki”

otherLiam 10:19 PM: "(Two hella veteran players just tried to take over the game)”

otherLiam 10:19 PM: "(Like these were people we were friends with)”

otherLiam 10:19 PM: "(They were a couple of the main mods here)”

The Slipknot guy with spike mask 10:19 PM: "Mfw I realize 11/11 is gonna be a Monday night and I must be sleep :GWgoaSadness:”

otherLiam 10:19 PM: "i’m just really shocked they were that stupid”

The Slipknot guy with spike mask 10:20 PM: "Yeah that was such a jerk move”

otherLiam 10:20 PM: "yknow someone even said in safest haven”

otherLiam 10:20 PM: "that they thought this might be a massive gamejack”

otherLiam 10:20 PM: "and i was like “there’s no way they’d be that fucking stupid””

The Slipknot guy with spike mask 10:33 PM: "Yo erika came just when the bad shit happened”

The Slipknot guy with spike mask 10:33 PM: "What are the odds”

Erika_XP💚 10:33 PM: "@IIIII it took me a moment to realize how to @ you”

Erika_XP💚 10:33 PM: "Im sorry if you have had a bad day or something today Mr.Tyler”

IIIII 10:34 PM: "what do you want”

otherLiam 10:34 PM: "It’s a pretty bad day, yeah.”

Densgivin 10:35 PM: "Oh no”

The Slipknot guy with spike mask 10:35 PM: ""Dense realizes what happened and his brain explodes"”

Densgivin 10:36 PM: "No no”

otherLiam 10:36 PM: "Welcome back Dense!”

Densgivin 10:36 PM: "Actually”

Densgivin 10:36 PM: "What the fuck happened”

otherLiam 10:36 PM: "Everything is terrible!”

Xenquility 10:36 PM: "Ay Dense”

Erika_XP💚 10:36 PM: "Im sorry I just did not realize till a few days ago I could technically come in here and talk to you and when I had that revalation I was excited and just wanted to say hello and I am sorry I am so terrible at wording things and have to type such long running sentences”

Xenquility 10:36 PM: "We are all fucked”

Densgivin 10:36 PM: "yES AS I SEE”

Densgivin 10:36 PM: "K bros”

Xenquility 10:36 PM: "Actually not so much us”

Xenquility 10:36 PM: "We're all alive”

Densgivin 10:36 PM: "So safest heaven is the only true ID”

Xenquility 10:36 PM: "It's the bad guys who actually died”

otherLiam 10:36 PM: "Died in a very meta way.”

Densgivin 10:36 PM: "And we will stablish the empire”

Xenquility 10:36 PM: "Actually no this is still the true ID”

The Slipknot guy with spike mask 10:37 PM: "Let's reconquer Jerusalem then”

Densgivin 10:37 PM: "Yep”

otherLiam 10:37 PM: "Deus Vult”

Xenquility 10:37 PM: "Safest Haven is pretty much useless now”

otherLiam 10:37 PM: "I disagree”

otherLiam 10:37 PM: "Because guess who runs Safe Haven?”

Xenquility 10:37 PM: "Touche”

Erika_XP💚 10:37 PM: "Where is safest haven?”

The Slipknot guy with spike mask 10:37 PM: "Yo anybody with perms, can I get a magenta as a color instead of this ugly orange now that it's useless?”

Erika_XP💚 10:37 PM: "what is it even for?”

Xenquility 10:37 PM: "But at this point it'd make more sense for Tyler to make a completely new one with what just happened”

Xenquility 10:37 PM: "Like, one not owned by a player”

otherLiam 10:38 PM: "Erika, it was for secretly talking about things outside of the eyes of the possessed players.”

otherLiam 10:38 PM: "We’ll send you a link if it stays relevent.”

IIIII 10:38 PM: "No dont send her shit”

otherLiam 10:38 PM: "Okay.”

IIIII 10:38 PM: "keep it all in one group this shit is too complicated as it stands”

Erika_XP💚 10:39 PM: "You have a really bad temper mister”

otherLiam 10:39 PM: "ah jeez.”

IIIII 10:39 PM: "No I am not mad actually”

The Slipknot guy with spike mask 10:39 PM: "Oof”

ADULT_LINK 10:39 PM: "kindof a rude thing to say tbh oof”

Erika_XP💚 10:39 PM: "You seem angry”

otherLiam 10:39 PM: "erika dont poke the bear”

IIIII 10:40 PM: "How the fuck can you read tone through text”

ADULT_LINK 10:40 PM: "ehh, i was getting the feeling you were a bit upset with all this too to be fair”

otherLiam 10:40 PM: "Alright let’s talk practical concerns.”

ADULT_LINK 10:40 PM: "but w/e thats not really important”

otherLiam 10:40 PM: "So, we lost two mods.”

otherLiam 10:40 PM: "Anyone wanna take that on?”

The Slipknot guy with spike mask 10:41 PM: "Rip”

otherLiam 10:41 PM: "We also lost our main archiver.”

The Slipknot guy with spike mask 10:41 PM: "Extra Rip”

Densgivin 10:41 PM: "Be gone thot”

Erika_XP💚 10:41 PM: "OK I'll be honest I really hope you are just being a character or something right now because I am crying”

otherLiam 10:41 PM: "ah jeez”

ADULT_LINK 10:41 PM: "wh”

ADULT_LINK 10:41 PM: "why are you crying?”

The Slipknot guy with spike mask 10:41 PM: "On jah”

ADULT_LINK 10:41 PM: "what the hell is even happening today”

Densgivin 10:42 PM: "Erika wtf”

Densgivin 10:42 PM: "Like”

Densgivin 10:42 PM: "Chill”

The Slipknot guy with spike mask 10:43 PM: "Oof”

Densgivin 10:43 PM: "Ok boys everyone just”

IIIII 10:43 PM: "Jesus”

Densgivin 10:43 PM: "Calm???”

The Slipknot guy with spike mask 10:43 PM: "Amen”

ADULT_LINK 10:43 PM: "damn poor girl”

IIIII 10:43 PM: "lemme say a prayer for this stupid bitch”

Densgivin 10:43 PM: "Lol”

ADULT_LINK 10:43 PM: "what a shit time to join the server”

otherLiam 10:43 PM: "What a bad day to be a child fangirl”

Densgivin 10:43 PM: "^”

The Slipknot guy with spike mask 10:43 PM: "^”

The Slipknot guy with spike mask 10:43 PM: "^”

Densgivin 10:44 PM: "What a bad time to be an ID (like every 2 months)”

otherLiam 10:44 PM: "I’ve got the free time to take over as archive person, for whatever period of time they’re banned.”

Densgivin 10:45 PM: "Yea but we still have eevee”

The Slipknot guy with spike mask 10:45 PM: "Eve is the owner of the Yt channel after all so it's not”

Xenquility 10:45 PM: "I'll try to help out with the wiki if I can”

The Slipknot guy with spike mask 10:45 PM: "Ah shit why I can't finish my messages”

otherLiam 10:45 PM: "Does wolf own the Wiki?”

Xenquility 10:45 PM: "Other than weekends though I don't have like”

Xenquility 10:45 PM: "any free time”

The Slipknot guy with spike mask 10:45 PM: "Yeah”

Xenquility 10:45 PM: "Also I think so”

otherLiam 10:45 PM: "oof.”

Xenquility 10:46 PM: "Anyone wanna archive the entire wiki incase wolf deletes it”

Xenquility 10:46 PM: "oi”

otherLiam 10:46 PM: "was about to suggest that”

Xenquility 10:46 PM: "did I just see yugi typing or am I officially going insane”

otherLiam 10:46 PM: "you’re insane”

otherLiam 10:46 PM: "actually wait”

/Mr. Circle\ 10:46 PM: "he doesn't”

Densgivin 10:46 PM: "Am I allowed to be admin again?”

Densgivin 10:46 PM: "Jk”

otherLiam 10:46 PM: "Jos isn’t actually out.”

Xenquility 10:46 PM: "They're still in the server”

Densgivin 10:46 PM: "Unless…”

/Mr. Circle\ 10:47 PM: "oceanstuck owns it actually”

Xenquility 10:47 PM: "Oh cool”

/Mr. Circle\ 10:47 PM: "and i'm higher position than wolf”

The Slipknot guy with spike mask 10:47 PM: "Can I get a bright pink/magenta plz my eyes hurt too much orange for nothing”

Densgivin 10:48 PM: "Jos IS here”

The Slipknot guy with spike mask 10:48 PM: "Yeah”

Densgivin 10:48 PM: "But wolfcat”

The Slipknot guy with spike mask 10:48 PM: "He is asleep tho”

Densgivin 10:48 PM: "Yeah”

The Slipknot guy with spike mask 10:48 PM: "It's 5am here”

Densgivin 10:48 PM: "Viva espiña”

The Slipknot guy with spike mask 10:48 PM: "Debajo del mar”

otherLiam 10:49 PM: "Alright I need a break from this.”

otherLiam 10:49 PM: "Imma go eat pizza, play Payday, and get trashed.”

The Slipknot guy with spike mask 10:49 PM: "Payday rules mfs”

Ross the Claus 🎄 10:49 PM: "solid plan”

Xenquility 10:49 PM: "Ay Ross”

Xenquility 10:49 PM: "Welcome to the shit show”

Ross the Claus 🎄 10:50 PM: "Been silently following it for a bit. Fun stuff”

Densgivin 10:50 PM: "Yeah”

The Slipknot guy with spike mask 10:51 PM: "Welcometomytwistedmind.gif”

Densgivin 11:19 PM: "Delete today”

The Slipknot guy with spike mask 11:20 PM: ":GWeniIsLeave:”

Densgivin 11:20 PM: "Você foi removido”

Eevee Reborn 11:20 PM: "Is it too late to join the #fuckcircle hashtag?”

Deadhead 11:21 PM: "No”

The Slipknot guy with spike mask 11:22 PM: "Lmao”

ARGdov 11:23 PM: "well, shit”

ARGdov 11:23 PM: "I go away for a bit and come back to chaos”

ARGdov 11:23 PM: "ID never changes, huh”

IIIII 11:33 PM: ((The video “funny_joke.mp4” is uploaded))

IIIII 11:33 PM: "Ironically needed to smash my pumpkin from about a week ago

Xenquility 11:34 PM: "Best 29 seconds of my life”

The Slipknot guy with spike mask 11:34 PM: "Wouldn't it be funny if the video was uploaded to silentdork”

Ross the Claus 🎄 11:35 PM: "s-”

Ross the Claus 🎄 11:35 PM: "smashing”

Xenquility 11:35 PM: "pumpkins”

ARGdov 11:38 PM: "welp”

Erika_XP💚 11:38 PM: "I love the music in it”

IIIII 11:38 PM: "Oh cool thoguht you left”

otherLiam 11:39 PM: "tfw a player gets canon killed”

Erika_XP💚 11:40 PM: "What is the source of it? I tried reversing it but could not make it out,  I am not an expert with sound like you.”

ARGdov 11:41 PM: "Erika, can I ask?”

ARGdov 11:41 PM: "how did you find out about the game?”

Erika_XP💚 11:41 PM: "AW tyler went offline ="[“

IIIII 11:42 PM: "No I am still here I just went offline so I dont have to get tons of pm's from annoying assholes”

ARGdov 11:42 PM: "lol”

Densgivin 11:42 PM: "Lol”

Eevee Reborn 11:42 PM: "oof”

Ross the Claus 🎄 11:43 PM: "lolol”

The Slipknot guy with spike mask 11:43 PM: "oog”

Erika_XP💚 11:46 PM: "Well you dont have to be so mean”

Eevee Reborn 11:48 PM: "Trial of fire on fucking deck”

Densgivin 11:48 PM: "DIE”

The Slipknot guy with spike mask 11:48 PM: "Trial of fite”

Densgivin 11:48 PM: "DIE”

The Slipknot guy with spike mask 11:48 PM: "DIE”

Densgivin 11:48 PM: "DIE”

The Slipknot guy with spike mask 11:48 PM: "DIE”

Densgivin 11:48 PM: "DIE”

The Slipknot guy with spike mask 11:48 PM: "DIE”

Densgivin 11:49 PM: "fight fire with fire”

The Slipknot guy with spike mask 11:49 PM: "-reaper, overwatch cinematic”

Erika_XP💚 11:49 PM: "Its just a cute skelleton pumkin head man”

Eevee Reborn 11:49 PM: "All pumpkins are hereby banished”

The Slipknot guy with spike mask 11:49 PM: "Erika do you know what's a trial of fire”

otherLiam 11:49 PM: "pumpakinds are banned”

otherLiam 11:49 PM: "https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=PFrPrIxluWk”

The Slipknot guy with spike mask 11:50 PM: "Banned”

The Slipknot guy with spike mask 11:50 PM: "Go”

The Slipknot guy with spike mask 11:50 PM: "Now”

Densgivin 11:50 PM: "Several people”

The Slipknot guy with spike mask 11:50 PM: "Just leave”

Densgivin 11:50 PM: "Like”

Densgivin 11:50 PM: "No”

Eevee Reborn 11:50 PM: "All things squash or gourd related are not allowed, and gay, frankly.”

The Slipknot guy with spike mask 11:51 PM: "The only Pumpkin allowed here is deez”

Ross the Claus 🎄 11:51 PM: "songs detected”

Ross the Claus 🎄 11:51 PM: "submission accepted”

The Slipknot guy with spike mask 11:51 PM: "Deez N U T S”

Densgivin 11:52 PM: "Did someone say gay?”

IIIII 11:53 PM: ""orange"”

The Slipknot guy with spike mask 11:53 PM: "no.”

The Slipknot guy with spike mask 11:53 PM: "THANK YOU”

The Slipknot guy with spike mask 11:53 PM: "MY SAVIOUR”

Densgivin 11:53 PM: "Yes”

IIIII 11:53 PM: "it was not even orange you fucking”

The Slipknot guy with spike mask 11:53 PM: "EXACTLY”

The Slipknot guy with spike mask 11:53 PM: "IT WAS YELLOW”

ADULT_LINK 11:53 PM: "thatw what i was fuckin saying”

ADULT_LINK 11:53 PM: "it was yellow”

The Slipknot guy with spike mask 11:53 PM: "We are freeeee”

Eevee Reborn 11:53 PM: ""you fucking___"”

Ross the Claus 🎄 11:54 PM: "nimrod”

The Slipknot guy with spike mask 11:54 PM: "Now it's time to get my beautiful pink/magenta”

Erika_XP💚 11:55 PM: "fake orange just like how his role was fake? Ha gottem”

ADULT_LINK 11:55 PM: "im in the mood for a diff color”

ADULT_LINK 11:55 PM: "dunno what tho”

Densgivin 11:56 PM: "Wait now there are like 3 upward righ?

Erika_XP💚 11:56 PM: "@IIIII why did he even make a role to turn people orange?”

IIIII 11:56 PM: "Dont ping me bitch”

Eevee Reborn 11:56 PM: "fake role, fake arc, fake gm, fake ass shit”

IIIII 11:56 PM: "and also I dont know”

Densgivin 11:56 PM: "Bc SPOOKS”

Densgivin 11:56 PM: "OH SHIT”

Densgivin 11:56 PM: "OH HOLY SHIT”

ADULT_LINK 11:56 PM: "tyler chill she's new and doesent know whats going on”

ADULT_LINK 11:56 PM: "lmao”

Eevee Reborn 11:56 PM: "BRAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAT”

The Slipknot guy with spike mask 11:56 PM: "#ff0099 this is my color, migth the gods be good, and get my name colourized”

Ross the Claus 🎄 11:57 PM: "hey @Erika_XP💚 ever think about upgrading to Vista”

IIIII 11:57 PM: "New people need a trial of fire I thought”

Erika_XP💚 11:57 PM: "Well I am feeling plenty well burned now and I am sorry I guess I have spoken too much”

IIIII 11:58 PM: "no you are just acting like a pussy”

otherLiam 11:58 PM: "dude”

otherLiam 11:58 PM: "it's a kid”

otherLiam 11:58 PM: "relax”

ADULT_LINK 11:58 PM: "tyler”

ADULT_LINK 11:58 PM: "the trial of fire is like”

ADULT_LINK 11:58 PM: "playful banter kinda thing”

ADULT_LINK 11:58 PM: "not just”

The Slipknot guy with spike mask 11:58 PM: "My trial of fire was super pleasing”

ADULT_LINK 11:58 PM: "insulting the new person for being young”

Deadhead 11:58 PM: "Am i retarded”

The Slipknot guy with spike mask 11:59 PM: "The worst shit they did was rant my ARG for having moonman”

Erika_XP💚 11:59 PM: "I never said anything about my age”

Deadhead 11:59 PM: "Ok”

otherLiam 11:59 PM: "i never even got a trial by fire”

Densgivin 11:59 PM: "I DID the trial of fire”

Densgivin 11:59 PM: "Then lost my admin”

The Slipknot guy with spike mask 11:59 PM: "I went thru it”

Densgivin 11:59 PM: "I mean i was the one who insulted”

The Slipknot guy with spike mask 11:59 PM: "And I dotn have a name color”

Densgivin 11:59 PM: "Sorry m8”

ADULT_LINK 12:00 AM: "i think the harshest trial of fire was scouts”

PokécordBOT 12:00 AM: "

Eevee Reborn 12:00 AM: "Hey guys, but in all seriousness.... I made cookies”

The Slipknot guy with spike mask 12:00 AM: "Send one to spain”

ADULT_LINK 12:00 AM: "o shid nice”

ADULT_LINK 12:00 AM: "what type of cookies”

Densgivin 12:01 AM: "Nixee”

Eevee Reborn 12:01 AM: "chocolate chip oatmeal”

ARGdov 12:02 AM: "oh, thank fuck are colors are back to normal”

The Slipknot guy with spike mask 12:02 AM: "Yea”

The Slipknot guy with spike mask 12:02 AM: "Happy 10th of november”

Erika_XP💚 12:03 AM: "So Tyler how are things going with your home life and the cult situation? It might sound weird but I worry about you all the time. I thought you might like to hear that to cheer you up a bit =]”

ARGdov 12:03 AM: "Erika”

ARGdov 12:03 AM: "he's out of character right now”

Deadhead 12:03 AM: ":joy:”

Eevee Reborn 12:03 AM: "Damn, Wolf gets banned, and Dov's reation is ''Thank Fuck''”

The Slipknot guy with spike mask 12:04 AM: ":hand: :hand: :lips: :hand: :hando:”

ADULT_LINK 12:04 AM: "erika do you think everything from the youtube channel is like. real”

The Slipknot guy with spike mask 12:04 AM: "OH NO THAT WENT WRONG”

ARGdov 12:04 AM: "and that as well”

IIIII 12:04 AM: "there are no lunarchildren and the arg is going to be ending soon”

ARGdov 12:04 AM: "its not real”

IIIII 12:04 AM: "yes”

ADULT_LINK 12:04 AM: "cuz its acting, the same way ryan reynolds isnt actually deadpool”

The Slipknot guy with spike mask 12:04 AM: "I CREATED AN ABE-”

The Slipknot guy with spike mask 12:04 AM: "Wait what”

ADULT_LINK 12:04 AM: "when we're playing the game we interact with the deadpool tyler”

The Slipknot guy with spike mask 12:04 AM: "Wdym is ending soon”

ADULT_LINK 12:04 AM: "but this is the out of character, ryan reynolds tyler”

IIIII 12:04 AM: "I am really happy some random bitch from an mystery location worries about me”

ADULT_LINK 12:04 AM: "at least for the moment because of the gamejacking”

ARGdov 12:05 AM: "yeah”

The Slipknot guy with spike mask 12:05 AM: "Holy fuck”

Erika_XP💚 12:05 AM: "Why are you so aggressive to me right now”

IIIII 12:05 AM: "why did you return after leaving”

ARGdov 12:05 AM: "Erika, I already told you, he's in a bad mood”

Erika_XP💚 12:05 AM: "because I wanted to talk to you”

ARGdov 12:05 AM: "you're not helping”

Eevee Reborn 12:05 AM: "It's ok Erika”

IIIII 12:05 AM: "about what”

ARGdov 12:05 AM: "please understand that”

The Slipknot guy with spike mask 12:06 AM: ":GWslippyPeepoS:”

IIIII 12:06 AM: "Is there anything running through your head right now that is meaningful or are you just here to be a stupid fangirl”

The Slipknot guy with spike mask 12:06 AM: ":GWseremePeepoF:”

Erika_XP💚 12:07 AM: "Its ok I understand you are mad because your plan messed up or something I wont make things worse”

Deadhead 12:08 AM: "Huh”

Deadhead 12:08 AM: "What Plan”

The Slipknot guy with spike mask 12:08 AM: "God’s plan”

Ross the Claus 🎄 12:09 AM: "I was gonna say that”

The Slipknot guy with spike mask 12:09 AM: "Quickest Yee in the Haw”

The Slipknot guy with spike mask 12:09 AM: "Golira :gorilla:”

Erika_XP💚 12:10 AM: "I guess this means you wont want to see my tribute video I made for you”

The Slipknot guy with spike mask 12:10 AM: ":GWslippyPeepoW:”

Eevee Reborn 12:10 AM: "I desperately want to see it”

The Slipknot guy with spike mask 12:11 AM: "Yea you could send it if u want”

Deadhead 12:12 AM: "Tribute Video :whathesay:”

The Slipknot guy with spike mask 12:12 AM: "-tyler typing”

The Slipknot guy with spike mask 12:12 AM: ":GWseremePeepoF:”

Ross the Claus 🎄 12:12 AM: "please sned”

IIIII 12:12 AM: "No fuck off I dont want to see whatever gay shit you have made out of my hard work”

Densgivin 12:12 AM: "DUDE”

otherLiam 12:12 AM: "jesus christ dude”

Densgivin 12:12 AM: "JaksjakkKJj”

Densgivin 12:12 AM: "jajjJJjJ”

Densgivin 12:12 AM: "LMAO”

Eevee Reborn 12:13 AM: "no, no pls”

otherLiam 12:13 AM: "i get this is a shitty day for you but that doesn’t give you the right to act like a dick.”

Eevee Reborn 12:13 AM: "i have to see this masterpeice”

Ross the Claus 🎄 12:13 AM: "^^^^”

The Slipknot guy with spike mask 12:13 AM: "Please I wanna watch it :(“

Deadhead 12:13 AM: "Tyler is a legend”

The Slipknot guy with spike mask 12:15 AM: "Now I'm intrigued”

The Slipknot guy with spike mask 12:15 AM: "Fuk”

ARGdov 12:16 AM: "same”

Deadhead 12:17 AM: "Pls no ban”

Erika_XP💚 12:54 AM: "I want to eat burgies”

Erika_XP💚 12:54 AM: "https://cdn.discordapp.com/attachments/588034361149095987/639030921584050187/c5e25b8f-46b2-4d6a-ab48-81fdf663821d.jpg”

Densgivin 12:56 AM: "Use #🍂fall-central🍂”

Eevee Reborn 1:02 AM: ">chubby trans”

otherLiam 1:02 AM: "i guess now we have to figure out tf is real and what isn’t”

Eevee Reborn 1:03 AM: "We have to ban everyone until we can figure out What The Hell Is Going On!”

otherLiam 1:04 AM: "like, what happened to yuuki if Pumpkinhead didn’t nab her, are the past-Greths real, was the shit that happened on Watch2Gether a thing, are the songs yuuki linked important, etc.”

Eevee Reborn 1:04 AM: "Use the mask of truth”

otherLiam 1:04 AM: "...is that a real suggestion?”

otherLiam 1:04 AM: "whose mind would we be reading?”

Eevee Reborn 1:05 AM: "We have that type of power, The mask or Lense of truth has done shit before”

Eevee Reborn 1:05 AM: "Just ask a question with the lens”

otherLiam 1:06 AM: "I mean, I guess that’s provide an opportunity to cut through all this to the truth.”

otherLiam 1:06 AM: "Is everyone cool with that?”

Eevee Reborn 1:06 AM: "Who's up?”

Erika_XP💚 1:07 AM: "What has happened with reality?”

Eevee Reborn 1:07 AM: "We're about to summon the truth up in this bitch”

otherLiam 1:07 AM: "Well, since Pumpkinhead and Yugi were apparently Not Real and A Lie, we gotta figure out otherLiam 1:07 AM: "what of the past week wasn’t true.”

otherLiam 1:07 AM: "Well fuck it seems like everyone’s schleep”

otherLiam 1:07 AM: "So Erika, we have superpowers.”

Erika_XP💚 1:08 AM: "This reminds me of a thing Tyler said once in the comment section”

otherLiam 1:08 AM: "We can use items from the video game Majora’s Mask to make shit happen. Don’t do this without everyone agreeing with you about it because it can potentially do awful things.”

Eevee Reborn 1:09 AM: "Items, songs,masks”

Erika_XP💚 1:09 AM: "something like "reality is layered" and then he posted some I's

and then it was deleted later when I went to screen shot it”

Erika_XP💚 1:09 AM: "he says so many weird things in the comment section I can catch if I check every day but I was always too scared to even try to say anything because I know he is not in control of the youtube account and it must be getting messed with by regiminis or something worse”

otherLiam 1:11 AM: "For example, this is an item called the Lens of Truth, which will hopefully get us some answers to some questions.”

otherLiam 1:11 AM: "Hey, uh, various supernatural entities. We can’t tell what’s real anymore. Mind clearing that up? I guess more specifically I’d like to know the current status of our friends and allies, like Greth, Moonman and Yuuki.”

Erika_XP💚 1:12 AM: "But I still had to keep following close”

otherLiam 1:14 AM: "Is the Lunarchildren site being locked down even relevant? What, if anything, actually happened on Halloween, and what is coming up on 11/11? Who really is Yugi?”

Erika_XP💚 1:15 AM: "Isn't he a character from that anime yugioh?”

otherLiam 1:15 AM: "Not THAT Yugi.”

Erika_XP💚 1:15 AM: "I always thought that anime was rather boring when I was really little”

otherLiam 1:15 AM: "There’s a guy named Yugi in the other timeline.”

otherLiam 1:15 AM: "I’d read the story of what’s happended, Erika.”

Erika_XP💚 1:18 AM: "Dont worry I have a good grasp of whats going on. I have been watching silent dork every other day for a year.”

Erika_XP💚 1:18 AM: "Greth vlogs recently as well”

otherLiam 1:19 AM: "I assure you that does not give you as much info as you need.”

ADULT_LINK 1:19 AM: "a lot of things happen outside of the youtube channels”

Erika_XP💚 1:21 AM: "There was also the lostmemory423 channel. My friends liked that one a bit more than Silentdork but I thought it was really boring because nothing ever happens hardly ever and when it does it is very sudden and loud.”

Eevee Reborn 1:29 AM: "i like things sudden and loud”

(...)

Erika_XP💚 12:52 AM: ((Erika posts a character drawn by the player Lolly))

Erika_XP💚 12:52 AM: “Omg did you draw this he is such a cutie”

[salithemage]

Timeswimmers transcript

I relistened to Timeswimmers a ton to make an illustration and I really wished I had a transcript so I made one. @arsparadoxica feel free to add this to your website if you so please

SFX: Cheeful oldtime radio music

NARRATOR: From ars Paradoxia and Wisperforge radio stories on the air but it’s the internet now, it’s Timeswimmers! Dateline: September 11th, 2003 AD, Eastern Time. We find our hero and story protagonist, Dagmar Pumpernickel, locked in the basement of the Pentagon! That dastardly dunce George W. Bush has her tied to a waterboard, for nefarious waterboarding purposes no doubt. What villainy awaits young Pumpernickel? Find out today on Timeswimmers!

George W Bush (GB): Heheheh, not so time-swimmy now are you, suspected terrorist and story protagonist Dagmar Pumpernickel?

Dagmar Pumpernickel (DP): I told you, I don’t know nothin’ about no Timeswimmers!

GB: Save you rich character tapestry as the daughter of an Italian mob boss who can’t seem to separate herself from the family business while secretly harboring a desire to be a concert violinist for some other sucker, or else my name ain’t George W Bush, president. And it’s September 11th, 2003. And we’re in the Pentagon. Is this… are we all on the same page here?

SFX: water falling

DP: (gargling) Yes.

GB: Heheh, good. Heheheheh. So you’ll start talking?

DP: Nevah!

GB: Bah! You know what they say… Waterboard you once, shame on… shame on me. Waterboard you… You’re gonna get waterboarded again!

SFX: water falling

SFX: splash, cheerful mission music

Xander Time (XT): Hey, George W Bush! Why don’t you pick on someone your own size?

GB: I tried, but that sneaky bastard keeps popping up in my bathroom and copying my every move. Hey wait a minute, who said that?

XT: Ha, Xander Time of the Timeswimmers at your service! Now unhand her!

GB: Huh? I wasn’t gonna cut her hands off for a couple hours.

XT: Christ… forget it!

SFX: punching sounds

DP: Hey, watch it youse! He’s cornering us!

GB: Heheheheh

XT: Don’t worry, look! The water in the basin is settling. It’s smooth as glass, or…

DP: Gasp! A mirrah!

GB: What the… You again! How’d you get out of my bathroom?

SFX: Walking in water

GB: Ah… I see you are trained in the ancient art of karate. But only one can be the master. [Battle grunts] Didn’t see that one coming, did you? 

XT: Let’s go!

SFX: Adventurous music, splash, futuristic sound

DP: Ey, just who do youse thinks youse are? And just what the heck is this place, some sorta varvangouled(?) timewarp or somethin’?

XT: My name is Xander Time of the Timeswimmers! And yes, this is a timewarp. Look, there’s no time to explain. Get on the back of Peanut the Timedolphin!

SFX: dolphin sound

DP: Oh, I’m allergic to nuts. And fish.

Peanut: Actually, I’m a mammal… and a legume.

DP: Then giddyap, sea beast!

SFX: dolphin sound, futuristic sounds, splash

SFX: quiet wonderous music

XT: Welcome to scenic Costa Peruva in beautiful The Year 9,999 BC! This is the headquarters of the swashbuckling time defenders, the Timeswimmers! And I am Xander Time, their fearless leader! Is this… are we all on the same page here?

DP: (sigh) Yes.

SFX: dolphin sound

DP: This place is incredible!

XT: Thanks! The design of the Pyramids of Giza are based on our headquarters, except ours are WAY cooler.

DP: They look pretty much the same.

XT: Yeah, but ours as Ethan, who likes to hang out and skateboard in the abandoned swimming pool!

SFX: skateboard trick

Ethan: Radical!

XT: Ethan just got sponsored by Redbull, and he’s only 13! Oh, he’s so cool. Ethan: Well, I’m 160 in time years, but thanks for the compliment Mr. T! 

XT: God, Ethan’s so down to earth, even though he’s so so cool. I sure hope he doesn’t die tragically in the coming time wars. Anyway, let’s meet the rest of the Timeswimmers!

SFX: Automatic door opening, ping pong, psychic sounds, computer sounds

XT: Hey, Timeswimmers! Stop playing ping pong, practicing telekinesis, studying a high-tech virtual battle map and other activities and both establishes your role in the group and culture of our organization during a quick horizontal panning shot! There’s someone I’d like you to meet!

SFX: footsteps

XT: Everyone, this is Dagmar Pumpernickel, story protagonist and sacrificial messiah of the Timeswimmers!

DP: Wait what

XT: Dagmar, this is Harriet Tubman, time badass!

Harriet Tubman (HT): Sup

XT: This is Marie Curie, time scientist!

Marie Curie (MC): I’m riddled with cancer!

XT: Annorack, the one from the future with the timeswimming hyper wheelchair!

DP: Youse from the future? And ya need a wheelchair?

Annorack (AK): Yes, I caught a nasty case of polio when President Trump outlawed all vaccines.

Ethan: Topical!

XT: Hahaha, And Ethan of course, who is super duper cool but still so chill, we hope against hope he isn’t murdered in cold blood by the Timesharks before being replaced by an identical archetype in subsequent adventures!

Ethan: Fingers crossed!

SFX: record scratch, explosion, Wilhelm scream

XT: Ethan! Nooo! I’m going to dwell on your death for the next fifteen seconds and then briefly mention that our victory is bittersweet at the very end of all this!

Timeshark Tommy (TT): Cleanup on aisle Timeshark!

SFX: Old West bad guy music

XT: Blast, the Timesharks! How’d you find the secret hideout of the Timeswimmers?

TT: It’s a giant inter-dimensional pyramid at the beginning of existence.

MC: Subtlety is not our strong suit.

AK: Well said, tumor-striken Marie Curie.

MC: Thanks, futuristic disabled boy. 

DP: Wait, who are the Timesharks?

HT: They’re the dead-eyed rapscallions making trouble in their neighborhood. The neighborhood… of time.

TT: We meet again, Xander Tim.

XT: It’s Xander Time.

TT: You sure it’s not Xander Tim?

XT: No, it’s Xander Time… and the Timeswimmers! 

TT: I coulda sworn it was Xander Tim and the Tim Xanders…

XT: That makes no sense!

TT: You make no sense!

XT: Your mom makes no sense!

TT: Yeah, because she has advanced Alzheimer's and doesn’t recognize me anymore!

XT: That’s really sad!

TT: I know!

XT: I feel kinda bad right now!

TT: Don’t beat yourself up, we all say things we don’t mean sometimes!

XT: I hope your family has lots of photos and home videos from better times!

TT: We do! When I show them to mom her eyes sometimes light up and I think for a moment she remembers!

XT: THAT’S HEARTWARMING

TT: THANK YOU

DP: Hey! Sorry to interrupt but I really need to get back to my waterboarding!

TT: And I need to get back to my time-borting. Which is to say, aborting time. Observe on your time screens, the Mona Lisa. Notice anything… different about her?

XT: Well… she still has no eyebrows, just like Marie Curie

MC: I have radiation poisoning!

HT: Wait! The Mona Lisa’s bland homely face… it’s… it’s… been replaced with a shark!

TT: A million dollar answer from twenty dollar Tubman. Look, all of history is becoming FISHtory! The Dark Ages are now the Shark Ages. Tiger Woods is now Tiger Shark. Ancient Carthage is now Ancient Cartilage. ‘Cause we don’t… have… bones.

XT: In that case, the Timeswimmers have a cartilage to pick with you!

SFX: violin

TT: Whoops, looks like we’re getting our summons! If you want your precious time back, come get it! Timesharks, roll out!

SFX: splash

XT: Alright, set your watches to pursuit! It’s time for a synchronized timeswim! HT: The only way to travel through the transdimensional time stream is with an intricately choreographed routine.

DP: Ohhh, like the Netflix series, The OA!

HT: Just like that, but with more water and less horseshit.

XT: Timeswimmers, are you ready?

HT: Ready!

DP: Ready!

MC: Sickly!

SFX: Ballet music, splash, adventure music

DP: Look, the Timesharks are up ahead!

MC: We can’t outswim sharks. How will we catch up?

SFX: dolphin sound

AK: Ha ha, looks like we’ve got backup!

XT: It’s Peanut and her pod of timedolphins: Butter, Jelly and Ryan Lochte! Climb on, everyone!

SFX: Cartoony running

HT: We’re closing in! Break out your timeguns!

DP: I don’t agree with the use of guns!

AK: Don’t worry, they’re actually transdimensional plasma weapons that transport their target into a near immediate future!

HT: A near future where they’re ripped apart by bullet holes!

SFX: gunshots

TT: Nice try, Timeswimmers! Two can play at shooting haphazardly at moving targets!

SFX: gunshots

Ryan Lochte (RT): Ahh!

HT: Oh no! Timedolphin Ryan Lochte! He’s never seen someone point a gun at him that wasn’t a lie he made up. I’m losing control!

MC: The Timesharks are escaping through that time rift. Try to hold on just a little bit longer.

XT: Hold on to your time speedos everyone, we’re going through the rift!

Timeswimmers: Woah!

SFX: splash

AK: We made it.

HT: Not all of us…

RT: Ugh…

DP: Oh no… Ryan Lochte

XT: It’s no use, Dagmar. If there’s anything Ryan Lochte would’ve wanted, it’s a slow, painful death. Right, let’s go!

RT: No… please… that’s no true…

DP: So where are we?

MC: The real question is, why didn’t I take more safety measures during my experiments?

[beat]

XT: And also when are we?

AK: Guys… check your time watches.

HT: Zero o’ clock… that means…

XT: That means… we’re in the holiest place in all of time.

DP: What’s that?

XT: Greenwich, England!

SFX: British music, clocktower gong

TT: Well done, Timeswimmers. Welcome to Greenwich. You’re in for a… mean time.

HT: Dang, now that was a solid one-liner. 

TT: Timesharks, attack!

SFX: Tense music

XT: Dagmar, take cover!

DP: But I’m the protagonist!

XT: Timeswimmers, unleash your time abilities!

DP: Watch out Harriet Tubman, they’re surrounding ya!

HT: Not for long… (heavy breathing)

TT: What’s happening to the ground?! HT: (battle cry)

SFX: train whistle

HT: You just got hit by… and underground railroad.

DP: Woah! Every shark within a fifteen foot radius is dropping dead!

MC: Everyone who gets close to me dies. Just ask my family!

AK: And now for my special ability.

SFX: sword unsheathing

DP: Cool! Is that a sweet future sword?

AK: No.

DP: Oh, so it’s magic or somethin’?

AK: Just a regular sword.

DP: He can travel through time, got a hyper wheelchair, can’t spring for a cool sword?

SFX: sword fight, laser beams

TT: Timesharks, retreat!

XT: Good job, team! We’ve got them on the time ropes!

SFX: whip

TT: Oh damn, there’s actual ropes!

SFX: violin

HT: Those aren’t time ropes…. those are time STRINGS!

DP: And somebody’s pulling ‘em!

Mysterious Woman Who Sounds Suspiciously Like Dagmar With An Echo Filter (MW): Not pulling… playing.

XT: My time scanner’s showing a mysterious woman!

MC: My jealousy scanners indicate all her organs are working.

MW: Greetings, Timeswimmers. Welcome to Greenwich. You fans of music?

HT: The only music I’m a fan of is the sweet music of freedom. Which to me is someone saying, “Welcome to Canada Eh?”

MW: To me, nothin' is more freeing than the music of the violin. And no violin is as freeing as mine.

XT: Wait… Those giant strings are just part of a giant machine!

DP: She’s turned all of Greenwich into an enormous violin!

MW: Behold, my Stradlevarius! By manipulatin’ its strings, I can straddle various realities, picking and choosing my favorite parts and making them my own. Think of it as a giant time gun, only the futures don’t have to be bullet related. My most recent sharking of history? That was just the beginning.

MC: This woman’s plans are just like our constant self-referencial jokes: They must be stopped!

MW: I can’t be stopped! I’ve already won.

XT: Not if the Timeswimmers have anything to say about it!

MW: Oh, right. I really should do something about that. How about…

Timeswimmers: [Muffled panicing]

DP: The Timeswimmers’ mouths! They’ve disappeared!

MW: Indeed. I spliced into a reality where nobody has mouths. Plus side? Everyone listens more. Down side? No 69ing.

DP: But why am I fine?

MW: Don’t you see Dagmar? A random protagonist chosen for seemingly no reason?

DP: I mean… I was getting waterboarded by George W Bush.

MW: Who does nothing but hamper the plot?

DP: Hey now, I didn’t make a big deal of it but I ruthlessly murdered numerous Timesharks!

MW: Thrust into a situation she has no reason to be in?

DP: What’s your point, lady?

MW: Yes, what IS my point? Why am I saying this? Interesting questions. Just like why were you being waterboarded in the first place? Or why was it mentioned that you were an aspiring violinist at the beginning of the journey, then never brought up again?

DP: Because the writers are hacks?

MW: Oh, most assuredly. But why else?

SFX: music stops

DP: Wait! Am I… you?

SFX: dramatic music sting

DP: And you’re me?

MW: I am he as you are he and you are me and we are all together, copyright Michael Jackson. We’ve done this countless times before! Don’t you remember? Discovering that your arch nemesis is a transdimensional version of yourself? Sound familiar?

DP: Oh yeah, just like Bioshock Infinite!

MW: No. No! This is nothing like Bioshock Infinite.

DP: Mm, sounds a lot like Bioshock Infinite.

MW: It’s not Bioshock Infinite!

DP: I don’t know, we’re in a city floating through spacetime arguing about the fate of the multivoise…

MW: Stop yapping about Bioshock Infinite! And START yapping your final goodbyes.

DP: What?!

MW: Simple! If I am going to be queen of the multivoise, that means I must destroy every iteration of myself in every dimension. So listen closely to my Stradlevarius as I play you your funeral doige!

SFX: sad violin music, slow laser

DP: Aw cripes, this sad music is so emotionally crippling I can’t manage to move! And that transdimensional beam is heading right for me at a steady yet predictable pace!

MW: Say goodbye, other me! Muahahaha!

RT: Noooo

SFX: zapping sound

DP: Ryan Lochte! Ya jumped in front of that death ray! But how are ya still alive?

RT: My death was not quite drawn out enough. And plus, I realized that if someone was going to be completely wiped out of existence, I would want it to be me. Ryan Lochte.

DP: That’s… That’s beautiful.

RT: Dagmar, quickly! Only you can save you… from yourself.

DP: That’s surprisingly deep, Ryan Lochte.

RT: They can’t all be losers. Quickly, the death ray destroyed most of my body. But if there’s one thing I’m good at… It’s lying to the Brazilian police. Well, actually I’m pretty bad at that. They figured out my bullshit… almost immediately. God, I am really hungry. You ever had a breakfast chalupa? They’re so good. What were we talking about? Oh yeah, if there’s one thing I’m good at, it’s dying slowly. Quick! grab my spine, Dagmar!

DP: Ugh, what?

RT: It still has some ligaments on it! Use it as a bow! Be the violinist you mentioned wanting to be only once and pretty off-handedly at the beginning of your journey!

DP: Alright… I’ll do it for you, Ryan Lochte.

RT: No, don’t do that. Do it… for yourself.

SFX: ripping, squealching

RT: Ahh! Jesus! Ahh fuck! Jesus! This is agony!

DP: I’m sorry, you told me to!

RT: No… no, you’re right. It’s cool.

DP: Alright, me. Prepare to meet your doom.

MW: No, you can’t!

DP: Sorry, lady. Better Lochte next time.

RT: Nice

SFX: bad violin playing

MW: This is awful…

RT: Yeah, this sucks

DP: Yeah! Just because I’m an aspiring violinist doesn’t mean I’m any good!

MW: No, it can’t be!

DP: It can! All your worlds are crashing down on you! And Ryan Lochte! MW: Nooooo

RT: I am okay with thiiiiiis

XT: Dagmar! You’ve done it! Although this is a little bittersweet with Ethan dying… 

SFX: sad piano music, record scratch

XT: Enough of that. This is a celebration! Everything’s returned to normal!

MC: Even my radiation poisoning!

SFX: Instrumental of Cyndi Lauper’s 1984 hit “Time After Time” begins to play, continues through end of audio

DP: It was my pleasure, Timeswimmers! Now if you don’t mind, I have a waterboarding to get back to!

Timeswimmers: (laugh)

Timeswimmers: (singing) If you’re trapped in the Pentagon with George Bush, time after time. If you role as protagonist needs a push, time after time. If your hamfisted dream is the violin, time after time. If you meet the Timesharks and cut off their fins, time after time. Time after time. Time after time...