#im snivelling

[raceweek]

nothing hits quite like lewis doughnuts on the pit straight in abu dhabi

[maraudersoncrack1981]

THE PATRONUS' OF THE MARAUDERS ERA

(Cannon and my personal headcannon)

*also if this comes across any Snape Likers pages I'm just warning there is a slight Snape slander*

The marauders

Peter= a rat

James= a stag

Sirius=a dog (a German Shepherd specifically)

Remus= a wolf

The Slytherin skittles

Regulus= a cat (ragdoll to be specific)

Barty= a raccoon

Evan=an otter

Pandora= a mink (for the UK a mink is an actual animal and is very similar to an otter)

Dorcas= a cat (a tabby to be specific)

The Valkyries

Lily= a doe

Marlene= a lioness

Mary= a rabbit

Bonus people

Ted tonks= a badger

Andromeda black/tonks= a horse

Bellatrix= a orca

Narcissa= a fox

Snivellous Snape= before his obsession with lily a blob fish (matches his nose)

[kingslayerstew]

i forgot pycelle DIED

[comradecowplant]

whenever i see people defend having ai in everything because they believe we are on the cusp of the great singularity blah blah sci-fi magic future that does not (& most likely will not ever) exist:

[promniight]

HE WOULD NOT FUCKING SAY THAT

[heckaroniandcheese]

special skill is mistaking thrift finds for necessities because i genuinely feel like crying at the thought of missing out

[samaelwinchester]

no way you people still (or ever did) find "i love you" "[world event happening]" funny

[punmonster]

looking up every abnormality and ruining the point and mood of the game but i dont care because i made the mistake of making my little guys too pretty and now im dressing them up and making them kiss (ok not that last part. unless that turns out to be another mechanic)

[novastrae]

free hsr decima

[ryuichifuwa]

All in all I do understand why weevil is the way he is and why they had to nerf yugis deck as the story went on to become entirely focused on duel monsters, but making him be a weak cheater from battle city onwards boggles my brain a little.

I mean, either he's a national champion who won fairly, or he cheated the entire time but *we* never got to see or hear about it. Come on. Some consistency would've been nice

[1-888-narcolepsy]

This is definitely a reasonable response from a completely sane and hinged individual

This is a grown ass man btw 😭😭 how are you gonna write like you're in a YA novel at the ripe age of 22???

Also love a grown ass white man calling a poc a fascist. Love that.

Whatever, please grow and change as a person and please open a dictionary

- All my love, Cherri

[devoti]

OK guys I give a fuck now (cryed about mha being over)

[orcelito]

Honestly tho it's the "I don't love you" and "every time I said it was just automatic impulse" that's got me the most messed up. Like u couldn't even let me down softly by saying it just wasn't working out? You had to essentially tell me the whole thing was a lie??? After I TOLD you I had trust issues and felt like everyone is just going to leave me in the end???

Way to make me feel unlovable lol

[bo0zey]

anyone else ever get in those silly goofy moods where u just hate urself sooo much that u instantly feel physically almost violently ill just thinking abt urself and also even tho u worked a 12hr shift w no breaks or water running off of the 2 cups of coffee u had for breakfast 20 hours ago, the thought of eating instantly sends bouts of nausea coursing thru ur soul while churning in ur stomach bc ur brain hates u so much that its convinced ur body that u don’t deserve sustenance or anything else that’s life sustaining or promotes ur physical well being because u subconsciously convinced urself that ur such a shit excuse for a human being that u neither deserve nor have any right to anything regarding maslow’s hierarchy of needs bc u r such an awful thing u deserve to be neglected n treated like the nonliving object ur own brain sees ur living body as or am i just mentally ill lol

[stuffyflowers]

aldi wants me to submit a video interview.whyyyyyyy

[fappellmoan]

you know what freak i need to hang out with later...