#im smacking him

[magpielark]

NO POPPE SMOKIG IS BAD STOP IT STOP

[jalo-parker]

I had a vision

It's like he has little antenna... Thank you grian for choosing that armor trim it was a wonderful decision

[anbaisai]

Few things are more satisfying than wiping that smug expression off his face 😌

[helluvasins]

✥✧∘* "Just a little ingredient to spice up the experience, of course! I've prepared this meal as a way to show my appreciation!" He hums, his tone as casual as possible, giving nothing away. "Would you like a drink as well? Perhaps rye will do?"

Fuck, it really doesn’t help how nicely prepared the sashimi is, on a fancy plate and everything. And what is in that soy sauce? It smells simply intoxicating, and he can’t detect the sharp smell of catnip under the spices. All he knows is…it smells divine.

Well…it’s not in a cat bowl this time with his name on it. (Dick.) One can hope it’s Alastor’s attempt to treat him more human. A fool’s dream.

“…What’s in the sauce? It smells strong.” He slumps into the seat.

[dietmimo]

HSY: *feral screaming and cursing*

DKOS: I said I was sorry.

HSY: *feral screaming and cursing INTENSIVES*

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[ID: Animated Omniscient Reader's Viewpoint fanart. Kim Dokja is in Demon King form, and he's much bigger than Han Sooyoung, who's comparatively tiny and is clinging to his nose and face while furiously yelling and thrashing around as Kim Dokja nervously tries to appease her. End ID]

ID by @princess-of-purple-prose

[cubbihue]

Hm. Could've sworn his name was different. Did it ever have one?

[slttygeto]

he’s the worst 😭

[3416]

here's auston matthews leading stretches for the first time as captain and mitch (and the coaches) skating around whacking everyone with his stick

[rapidhighway]

i love drawing him with a fruit salad so much

[makedonsgriva]

Luo Binghe 🤝 Hua Cheng

Proposing marriage then playing it off as a joke

[konigsblog]

ghost putting a gun to the back of your head while you suck him off.

[sculien]

Emily Prentiss & Aaron Hotchner

Criminal Minds 7.19

[dudethatsmyundeaduncle]

If we were doing a completely accurate Reverse Robins line up Damian wouldn't be Batman it would be Matt McGinnis LMAO

Cuz he's technically the youngest/last robin who is a Wayne (by blood)

[th3e-m4ng0]

i think if d-16 ever got a fever they wouldnt be able to handle it at all. (still tries to act tuff about it tho)

emphasis in Tries. orion looks through his facade immediately and Drags him to the medical facility

[afsosville]

Spreading some Shen Jiu positivity coz I need it lol.

You know what's so great about Shen Jiu? It’s that we don’t have a clue what Shen Jiu would’ve been like if he had a chance to heal from his trauma or was equipped to deal with it. (That includes learning coping mechanisms that don’t involve lashing out on other people and getting the TLC he deserves.) We have already seen him at his worst, I wanna know what he’s like at his best!! The world nerfed him with trauma and angst coz it knew a Shen Jiu with mental stability would be a force to be reckoned with. He embodies the quote “Jupiter was meant to be a star but failed.” This is why I love Shen Jiu fics so much (at least the ones where he heals and all that). No coz I'm not getting over the fact that he used a powerful sword flying technique during the burning of the Qiu manor without practicing it first and only saw it once before just straight up pulling it out of his ass like- Or that he become a peak lord despite every fucking disadvantage thrown at him. Also! I'm pretty sure his spirit roots and cultivation talent was equal to, or even greater than Yue Qingyuan as a kid before it got ripped away from him LIKE WHAT- 

Everyone has their own interpretations of Shen Jiu’s character and it's nice to explore. Ofc I don’t like the way he is in canon. If he was a real person, yall would hate him too. I like Shen Jiu for the potential he had as a person and who he could’ve been. And I like coming up with AUs and ideas for how things could've gone differently for him because, for me, there's something so therapeutic about seeing/writing characters break cycles. Shen Jiu not having done so in SV had a narrative impact by emphasising how people display problematic and violent behaviours in response to trauma. That is why the protagonists and male leads of MXTX novels are written the way that they are, to contrast the villains. Characters like Xie Lian, Lan Wangji and Wei Wuxian are examples of people coping with their trauma positively (semi positively if I'm being honest but the point remains). So excuse me for making Shen Jiu the protagonist in practically all the fics I'm working on lol.

Technically you can’t even say Shen Jiu is OOC for these kinds of SJ fics, coz, again, we don’t know what he’s like if he actually got the help he needed. There's this fic called Residing Over Autumn Leaves, where Shen Jiu’s personality is so malleable that he completely reflects the environment he was around in his earlier years. He suffers through a Qi deviation that actually erases his memories and he becomes a white lotus Jiumei. It’s because he was in Qing Jing peak most of the time and all his disciples and martial siblings protected him. And then there’s fics like The Hidden Flower, and the Memories Remembered series. Those speak for themselves. I'm assuming yall read them coz they're pretty much the most popular Shen Jiu fics on AO3 lol. 

Btw, I am NOT looking to argue with anyone over smt like this. Like YES I know what he did, and made sure I had that info (coz the spreading of misinformation is wild).

But I hope it's at least undeniable that he deserved to heal for what the Qiu's and Wu Yanzi put him thru??

[dandp]

Audio of the smack fight/"us moment" exchange from Philly

(audio courtesy of @phlondedyke!)

Rough transcript has been added below the cut:

Dan: at the end of the day, all people really want from content is miscellaneous yapping from people that they relate to, and buddy, that is the service we provide (inaudible, first shoulder smack is here)

Phil: sign up for Dan and Phil and get 20% off your first yap (inaudible, Phil smacking him back)

*they stop talking and there's a loud smack noise*

Dan: this is becoming kinky (unintelligible)

Phil: (unintelligible) what that was

Dan: we were having an us moment and then there were a couple of gasps and it was becoming a you moment