#im scarred

[leejungjaes]

anyone: you ok?

me: they fed that little girl her dead dad

anyone: what

me:

[weirdly-specific-but-ok]

Toot Toot Chugga Chugga by the Wiggles is an Ineffable Husbands song. I'm sorry.

I hoped it wouldn't come to this. I really did. I'm sorry, Australian maggots, you were the first to kidnap me so you hold a special place in my stockholm-syndromed heart. I even made two posts about you! But here we are, as a society.

"Toot Toot Chugga Chugga Big Red Car" is an X-rated Aziracrow song. You are all free to thank @howmanyholesinswisscheese for introducing me to this song. I am SCARRED FOREVER.

Where do I even start. I'm going to politely not mention the uh, the hand pumping gestures for the toot toot and whatever it is they're, uh, chugging. Don't tell me it's a train noise because that brings a WHOLE lot more unanswered questions.

I'm also going to not mention Simon's in the 'backseat' it's all good Simon you do your thing front or back or however you like.

Okay. So we have Anthony (seriously? Crowley's literal first name?) and he is eating. When we all know he doesn't eat actual food. Mmhm I know what you're eating Anthony.

ANTHONY IS EATING, HE'S EATING SO MUCH FOOD, HE'S EATING APPLES AND ORANGES, FRUIT SALAD TOO.

YEAH OKAY. APPLES? EMBODIMENT OF ORIGINAL SIN AND TEMPTATION BY OUR VERY OWN SERPENT OF EDEN. AND THE FRUIT OH YEAH THIS IS FRUITY.

SOMEONE WAS KIND ENOUGH TO TELL ME THAT THIS LINE "GOT THEM INTO FRUITS" AS A KID. I'VE GOT NEWS FOR YOU, THIS LINE WAS FRUITY ALL RIGHT, AND SO ARE YOU. VERY, VERY FRUITY, THIS LINE AND YOU AND ANTHONY.

BIG RED CAR, WE'RE GONNA RIDEEEEEE THE WHOLE DAY LONG

Ooooooooookay. The, uh, 'car' is big and red, huh. big and red. That's a bit too much information.

But sure, Anthony, you go right ahead and rideeeeeee that big red 'car' all day long.

They're showing this song to kids? Australia are you okay? @im-a-sentient-magic-carpet? @madfangirlontheloose? @howmanyholesinswisscheese?

[joking-jester64]

EHAT IS THIS.

^ this is who posted this on Pinterest

[winterrrnight]

WHY WAS THERE A DICK ON MY FEED RN FUCK OFFFFFFFFFFFF IM SCARRED

[insertsickusername13]

SOMEONE TELL ME WHY THE HELL I JUST SAW A KLANCE VIDEO WITH THE FUCKING PLAY FROM BE MORE CHILL PLAYING IN THE BACKGROUND

[dreaming-in-daylight]

ANDDD FAV SONG?

ITS NOT EASY STAYING CLEAN WOULDNT IT BE NICE TO BE EVERGREEN

evergreen by cavetown <3

it used to be green but ehem do NOT watch the music video

[sonnyinthesky]

I thought cuntboy was a silly lil term for transmascs (who liked the term ofc) so i searched it......oh boy....it is not what i thought /neg

[ketchupthedoglover96]

guys is nakey stuff allowed back on tumblr...? i know smut has always been here, but i could swear actual graphic photos/vids got banned years ago, and now suddenly theyre showing up in my feed D: I DONT WANNA SEE COOCHIE

[realhotelbellamuerte]

oh god I just read the first part of unholyverse. THERE'S STILL. MORE. I can't do it.

[ash4prez]

here’s todays message on why i’m scarred for life currently:

reason #1: Someone followed my tumblr today, and when i went to check out their page it was just a bunch of very graphic and explicit pornography. so you know, that was fun.

reason #2: last night i was playing wcue and someone came up behind me and began repeatedly saying “want make kit” while h*mping me :)

reason #3: this isn’t really scarring but it’s very upsetting, i have absolutely f*cking nothing to watch on tv so i really need some recs :/

GIVE ME SHOW RECS RN GRRRR 😤😤😤

[archivesofnostalgia]

tumblr pls make it more efficient for users to block 🌽 bots. pls pls for the sake of it, i don’t want to have to click on the profile of a 🌽 blog in order to block or report them, and then having to see that explicit material. let us block them from our followers list without having to see their blog. im scarred and traumatised now.

[bowiebrokenbystardust]

Today I explained Tumblr to my mother and this is how it went:

Me: I'm downloading Tumblr out of boredom.

My mom: isn't that like a dating site?

Me: wth no

Her: oh. Which one is Tumblr then?

Me: word pinterest.

Her: oh lol I was thinking of grinder. My bad.

And honestly idk which part I'm most concerned about

A. Word pinterest

B. My mom thinking I would download grinder

C. My mom knowing what grinder is

[decladam]

https://www.tiktok.com/@starkeyjd/video/7438248392108543264?_t=8rTIeqjHz5a&_r=1

That’s crazy 😃😃 he’s literally a feet away

GOD PUT A TW NEXT TIME

[tfrost]

Ok tumblr wtf is this ad. Why. Why did you show me this. Why must I suffer

[lazaruspiss]

angry birds piss scene angry birds piss scene angry birds piss scene angr-

[toboldlymuppet]

the bamboozlers + a pesky bird... what could go wrong?