#MOM COME PICK ME UP

[joking-jester64]

EHAT IS THIS.

^ this is who posted this on Pinterest

[froggywentaprincin]

[kaije224]

No face cam....different skin...the edges of his vision are blurry...He's in a room covered in blood with a chest full of blood and a bone...he has a fancy new knife....help

[joy-returns-in-the-morning]

"I wanna go home" I say, while I'm literally inside my own home.

[distortedclouds]

IS ANYONE ELSE'S TUMBLR FOR YOU PAGE JUST F I L L E D WITH FEET!!??!!?

Wtf is going on im scared 😭

[meatbag-status]

[through gritted teeth] I. CAN. FIX. HIM!

hey....where's your shirt, buddy? what kind of scene is this....OH THIS IS THAT SCENE IS IT?? UH HUH UH HUH

SUGGESTIVE

YOU CAN PICK EITHER ONE OF HIS FORMS TO GET DOWN DIRTY WITH BUT US MONSTER FUCKERS GO HARD! WE ASK HIM TO MOVE HIS TENTACLES OVER OR WHATEVER

WE FUCK THE TENTACLE DADDY AND HAVE OUR BEST FRIENDS ACCIDENTALLY BUST IN ON US AND GET AN EYE FULL OF TENTACUSSY

[liverpool-enjoyer]

https://www.tumblr.com/liverpool-enjoyer/756207229569564672

i’m pissing myself🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣 pique looks dumb asf with that hard hat on😂😂😂😂😂😂

HIS HEAD. IS SO. LONG.

[igorshest3rk1n]

b*nnett jumpscare

[liyazaki]

when you girlboss too hard & the minute you become the interim director, the public decides to lose their collective mind & you have to call the police before the building even opens-

[slocumjoe]

I BEG YOUR FUCKING PARDON?

[c0smiccl0wn]

HeLP

IM STUCK SITTING AT MCDONALDS BECAUSE MY GEAR SHIFT LINE SNAPPED. I CANT REVERSE OR PARK O GOD.

I HAVE IT IN A DAMN PARKING SPACE WITH THE EMERGENCY BREAK HOLDING IT THERE

[ndostairlyrium]

oh dear is Anders’ earring a mandela effect? I can’t find a single reference of him wearing it

[bonescribes-a]

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[bean-pronounced-bawn]

I am braving the world of Getting My Medical Shit Figured Out again after being on hiatus because I was very done with that shit and decided to procrastinate.

Turns out it's not that my top surgery letter of rec is out of date (although that is a problem) or that they never received my letter of rec, it's that they lost my entire fucking referral. Somebody has been fucking lying to me because I called the surgery place last time I was dealing with this and they said they saw my referral but needed the letter to schedule me and I called the therapy place and they said they didn't have a letter of rec on file (although that turned out to also be a lie). I called the surgery place just now and they said that they saw the letter of rec but that there was no referral, but if the referral got sent through official channels it likely got lost because that shit has been a mess since COVID and that my doctor should probably just fax the letter of rec directly to the office and bypass official channels (which is bullshit).

I called my doctor to see if I could get a new referral sent, and the front desk person forwarded me to referrals, which immediately told me to leave a message, so hopefully I hear back soon. I could also just schedule an appointment with my doctor and talk to her directly, but I don't want to schedule like two appointments in two months because I need to schedule an appointment with her late May after I figure out if I can get my meds and shit transfered to a different doctor for after graduation. (All of my current doctor/therapy stuff is at university because I can't get to my home doctors. However, since I haven't seen my home primary care doctor since high school, I'm technically not a patient of his anymore and I have to go through the whole intake process again, if they're even accepting new patients at the moment. If not, I gotta find someone else who's in network -- which is a whole nother clusterfuck because my insurance status is not certain at the moment -- who is also accepting new patients and go through their whole patient intake bullshit.)

I remember now why I was procrastinating on all of this bullshit.

[evermorebytaylorswift]

the fact that she hasn’t done a single tour update like the way she did with rep is scaring me

[celestialseawitch-ff]

Guys. Guys.

I wasn't here on April 1st. And I genuinely can't tell if this actually happened or if it's another Goncharov.

And I know someone will tell me -- but I won't believe them.

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