#australia memes

[we-are-the-memers-mr]

[weirdly-specific-but-ok]

pt II australia but i've never been there

I didn't even have to wait for y'all's responses on part I to make this because Australia is WILDING. As per usual, salutations to Arthur's grandmother's boyfriend Brian.

Everything remaining that I know about Australia:

There was an emu war. There were many emu casualties, and no human ones, but the emus won anyway. Sun Tzu is making way for the emus.

That was the only research I did on the emu wars, but as someone who met a few emus once, they were very lovely to me and very soft to pet. They also were very jabby. One of them looked deeply concerned as they looked at me, I believe they thought I was a deformed emu. I am on the winning side of the war.

During Christmas, Santa does not have a sleigh. He has a surfboard, and he does slay.

There are a lot of animals. Many have no placenta, as I recall from biology. Due to the nature of the continental drift and geographical isolation, Australian marsupials evolved separately from placental mammals, and were not wiped out by invading species. Due to convergent evolution, there are also analogous species between the placental mammals and the marsupials.

What just happened I'm sorry deep science trauma was unearthed. The point is, a lot of animals. A kangaroo is probably in your backyard. A koala just stole your girlfriend. An alligator murdered your classmate. It just happens.

KOOKOOBURRA SITTING ON THE OLD GUM TREE MERRY MERRY SOMETHING SOMETHING idk I was 3 when my mum sang me that.

The internet is awful. Rumours are that the local snake ate it.

Australia is very very pretty, I know this because of an Australian Tourism Department ad that I saw when I was 12 and had cable TV.

You must not forget your Hat. It's like the three little kittens song, but with the Hat instead of mittens.

The Wibbles are a thing. I thought they were a band. Spotify said no. I no longer know what they are.

Crocodile Dundee is a thing. I saw him in Snoopy/Peanuts.

Steve Irvin met his wife in an animal area and his daughter met her husband in an animal area. I don't know anything more these lovely folks, or what the animal area was, I'm afraid.

There is a cake with white stripes that is the Best for Birthdays.

The accent is beautiful, but I admit for years I couldn't differentiate it from British and American accents as a child because to me it sounded like the lovechild of them both and it made me very confused.

Uh, Australia exists.

Yeah, no, that's all I've got. Love to the Australian maggots.

[fishwithoneeye]

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I haven’t watched the movie but I hope this reaches the right audience.

[troythecatfish]

Here’s my personal recommendation of a YouTube video to check out:

[birds-are-really-nice]

[consultinghuntertimelord]

Ah yes, for the low low price of $39.95, you can buy 3 $2 coins. You too can pay $39.95 to acquire $6. You can shell out THIRTY-NINE DOLLARS for SIX DOLLARS. IT'S ALRIGHT, THEY HAVE PRETTY COLOURS ON THEM!

[garthnadermemestash]

Australian memes

[clown-from-spacestation13]

It happen to my friend he still did not come back

[novakspector]

[that-crazy-australian]

[sirius-archive]

the way he just climbs in and makes himself cozy 🦘

[salvatore-moreau-is-perfect]

Soooooooooooo

Some guy from Australia is convinced that he is a secret member of the British Royal Family because he looks like the late Prince Philip and apparently his parents or grandparents told him he was.

(Just in case people don't know and don't want to look it up Prince Philip was the current queen's late husband)

To give the guy credit he does look a lot like the guy in both old and recent photos.

It was convincing enough that by the sounds of it the courts are trying to order a D.N.A test.

I don't know why I am talking about it but I think it's hilarious. I hope that it is proven to be true because I love drama among the royal family.

Seeing people that 100 years ago would be worshipped like gods being treated like commen celebrities that are no better then the Kardashian family is just great.

[vogelmeister]

just found out my brother got in trouble in year seven geography for telling international people he was working with for an assignment ridiculous facts about Australia including but not limited to the fact that he had a pet kangaroo

[gray-zelle]

nahyea m8 i’m on the sesh every weekend (speaks with psychologists and psychiatrists)

[manifesting-catboy-vexen]

This isn’t techniclly a stray kids meme. It’s about Australia, so close enough I guess lol

[frick-yes-dragons]

Fuck yeaaass Bunnings snags are back baybee!!