#Australia meme

[zalpacka]

Average Australian Cake

[bloomintune]

@razzamult

[mostly-funnytwittertweets]

[herpsandbirds]

[catchymemes]

[dexterkronos]

I-

[olessan]

[frazzlecrazzle]

The Truman Show must've been so boring if you were in the wrong timezone. All the Americans would be like "wow look at his day to day activities" and the Australians just get a live feed of Truman sleeping.

The memes woulda been like "when you tune into The Truman Show but he's just sleeping again:

Like???? Imagine waking up the next morning and finding out you slept through Truman escaping

[shroomiethefrogwhisperer]

I Am Menstruating, So Here's A Period Thought.

(Yes, it's about aliens again.)

We, as humans, eat a lot of food that other animals can't eat. Chocolate, grapes, avocados, broccoli, alcohol (although I did once have a cat who loved beer), caffeine, almonds, pistachios, macadamia nuts, any spicy food, tomatoes, the list goes on. Dairy products, everyone.

I am currently having period cravings. For hot cheetos, spicy ramen, raspberry-infused dark chocolate, and hot cocoa. Any and all of that would kill a dog.

But, would it kill an alien?

I once saw a thing that said that chocolate is a universally poisonous substance. And sure, I'll stand by that. If you give chocolate to any species except for humans, they will die. Miserably.

BUT! And this is a large but.

HUMANS ARE NOT ALL-POWERFUL, NOR ARE THEY ALL-IMMUNE!

Pokeweed (a little, deadly plant characterized by its red stem and purple berries) is absolutely lethal to us. One tiny berry will kill us. Oleander, a beautiful pink/red/white flower, can kill with any/all of its parts. Nightshade, recognized by its bright red berries, kills in less than 24 hours.

Aliens consider all of these plants to be delicacies.

Zygerin chefs whip up fabulously delicious hemlock soups for their patrons. Ytertjjijkis bakers utilize nightshade, pokeweed, and yew in all of their most famous pastries. Aàkî cooks use Oleander and destroying angel mushrooms in common garden salads.

But yes, chocolate is deadly to them. And the other 99.999% of the universe.

[king-of-men]

Also that Australia was made up for clout and doesn't actually exist.

Every year on July 8th at about 11:15 UTC, approximately 99.164% of the world’s population is between dawn and dusk.

by u/GiddySwine

[watermonkeystuff]

Congratulations to memes for making it to the real world.

[sexy-sapphic-sorcerer]

BBC Merlin & Text Posts (16/?)

[mostly-funnytwittertweets]

[hollandwhore]

😭😭😭😭😭

[mikatoonist]

one of my favourite aussie animals; the bin chicken!

… also known as the australian white ibis 👏

love these guys 💖

[nando161mando]

I can’t believe today was a good day