#im not tagging this shit

[whoisthatstrangeimbecile]

i kept this since last week because the cringe is tremendous. but

fuck it

[hopelessgaymer]

[dinoco51]

moodboard

[desire-mona]

nickel creek vagina album

[handsome-john]

Adams: I fucking love Tam and Paula, man. Did you know it's just one guy?

Clef (over the phone ringing): Hold on, it's Light. Hello?

Light: Hey man, what's up?

Clef: I don't fucking know, man, you called me.

Adams (butting in): Hey Light, do you listen to Tam and Paula?

Light: Bro I'm just so litty off this fire zaza you gave me. I'm seeing colors and shit.

Clef (aside): I sold her an eighth of oregano.

Adams (blasting Tam and Paula over her phone): Listen to this, man!

Clef: Can you turn that shit down!

Adams: Light, if you had to guess, how many people do you think are in this band?

[skele-tears]

cibo matto good

[rachelcommitscrimes]

ffuuuuckkkkk why do i ruin everything i’m supposed to be the poster child

[1o1percentmilk]

this is like some sort of therapy to me

[chessb0r3d]

Analysis so bad you don't even know what it's talking about anymore.

[walls-bestfriend]

A Warabi vs. Ikkan splatfest would be like "whats better, playing bass or dj-ing" and they'd both guilt trip gaslight and pressure the players while arguing with each other then while announcing the winner they'd sloppy make out

[halloweiner69420]

Boy oh boy where do I even begin. Infected… honey, my pookie bear. I have loved you ever since I first laid eyes on you. The way you skateboard and strike fear into your enemies eyes. Your silky smooth touch on that old computer, and that gorgeous sneeze. I would do anything for you. I wish it were possible to freeze time so I would never have to watch you leave the elevator. You had an unpleasant roommate, but you never gave up hope. You are even amazing outside of the game, you're a great husband and father, sometimes I even call you dad. I forvever dread and weep, thinking of the day you will one day leave the elevator. I would sacrifice my own life it were the only thing that could put a smile on your beautiful face. You have given me so much joy, and heartbreak over the years. I remember when you first left the elevator and its like my heart got broken into a million pieces. But a tear still fell from my right eye when I watched you come back into the elevator from the Infected Apartment floor, because deep down, my glorious king deserved it. I just wanted you to return home. Then allas, you did, my sweet baby boy came home and I rejoiced. April 5th, 2024 was a hard day for us baby (didn’t get you in the elevator once), but on April 6th, last night, you made history happen. You entered the elevator and I couldn't believe it. I was crying, bawling even, and I heard my glorious king exclaim these words, "h3llо!! :D" Not only have you changed the game of Regretevator and the world forever, but you've eternally changed my world. And now you're getting more updates, but still the goat, my goat. I love you pookie bear, my glorious king, Infected.☺️♥️🫶🏻

[musubiki]

my favorite fields of mistria boys 🥰

[tigorrrr]

Baraka: Shut it, I only shook your hand because I had to. We will NEVER be friends.

Johnny: Lets survive this together!

Baraka: I HOPE YOU DIE.

*

Diya: You saved me! Why?

Baraka: People would think I murdered you if I didn't.

*

Shao: Where are you going?

Nejteri: To get MYSELF a gift cause somebody didn't get me one!

Shao: I told you I did! Its coming here on Friday!

Diya, knowing full well that Shao got Nejteri an engagement ring: *eating popcorn*

*

Kitana, very tired: Can I sleep in your bed?

Mileena, half asleep: Sister, this is a queen-sized bed. That means it’s for *gestures vaguely to herself* the Queen.

*

Tanya: The ritual. To preform it requires a sacrifice.

Li Mei: Sacrifice? I nominate Lilly.

Lilly: Wait, what?

Li Mei: Because you're little, you'll fit on a barbecue.

Lilly: I'm 5'9, it's like average height in most of the Realm!

Tanya: It is not that kind of of sacrifice!!

*

Shao: Reiko, how many people would you have killed if we’d asked you to?

Reiko: That’s not important

Nejteri: I DISAGREE.

*

Tomáš: Dumbest scar stories, go!

Diya: I burned my tongue once drinking tea.

Johnny: I dropped a hair dryer on my leg once and it burned.

Raiden: I have a piece of graphite in my leg for accidentally stabbing myself with a pencil in the first grade.

Tomáš: I was taking a cup of noodles out of the microwave and spilled it in my hand and I got a really bad burn.

Lilly: I have emotional scars. :D

[spooksier]

me when the emotionally repressed character is revealed to have had something happen in their childhood that was completely out of their control but changed them in a way they can never come back from

[melissa-titanium]

i'd rather be falling with you! :)

[hellspawnmotel]

cementing my place as the crossovers for no reason guy

(third pic based on)