#im not tagging everyone fml

[not-another-robin]

I will never stop making long ass incoherent textposts. fuck you. Justice league headcanons

John Stewart needs glasses but doesn't wear them. He insists he doesn't need them. He thinks they make him look old but he'll deny it.

Clark, J'onn, and and John play World of Warcraft. Bruce will play if they need another player for something, Wally will to annoy them by doing everything wrong.

Diana calls the others at ungodly times of day and night with random 'Mans World' questions. Her lack of knowledge about the world is a lot more extensive than some would expect. She has called Clark at 3 am to ask what a parking ticket is.

Shayera barely has a civilian identity. She lives in a cave somewhere. She has tried to rent apartments before but she's such a notoriously horrible tenet she's blacklisted everywhere. You cannot bring a tree in here Shay. Nor can you throw bottles at people from the roof. Evicted.

J'onn also gives bare minimum effort to maintaining a civilian identity. He gives up on the "John Jones" make within like a month, fuck it all he's just J'onn J'onzz. He walks around full green at the supermarket. The neighbors are used to it they don't care. "ALIEN SPOTTED AT CAT CAFE ?" - that's just J'onn. He's kinda weird but he's cool

Bruce tries to get out of holidays by fleeing to the watchtower a lot, but Alfred stopped taking it as an excuse. He's one of the only civilians allowed up there, mostly because everyone else likes watching him rip Batman a new one. He's also instituted a reward for getting Bruce back to the manor at reasonable hours, baked goods of the captors choice. Bruce doesn't stand a chance.

Wally is a bad driver. He speeds, go figure. Because of this he's lost his license once or twice, and had to redo driver's ed course, included the monitored driving portion. Of course the league gets roped into this. Mostly John, because he's defacto dadcore. It's the worst week of both of their lives.

Clark has many, many shirts with the Superman logo that he wears a lot. Lois gets them for him because she thinks its funny. Every time he wears them, without fail, a child recognizes him as superman and gets starstruck, to which their parents apologize profusely. He doesn't mind, he gets it a lot.

[rosylix]

i love that yall scream with me abt felix and stuff lolllll. i feel weird sometimes like i shouldnt post if im not writing cus yall are pretty much here for my writing.. so if im not writing like no one cares abt me lol but idk its still fun and it makes me so happy that yall still think of me even when ive not been active like thats so sweet?? jdnsjfjjs IDKK i cant articulate my thoughts correctly rn but i just wanted to say ily guys! 🤍🤍

[the-cooler-king]

Oh yeah..... midnight gospel be hitting.... sitting in my bed fuckin. Crying. Get a grip girl

[applyjuicee]

hey Google what does it mean if the person you like barely speaks to you but asked you to be a reference for a job and wears the bracelet you made them? asking for a friend of course

[future-boi]

Get To Know Me Tag Game!

Thanks to @mythical-bookworm and @alex-a-fans for tagging me.

tbh this is just a song rec list LMAO [easier to open in a browser fyi]

1) Spell your name in songs

Y'all get two for the price of one cuz I couldn't decide if I wanted to go with all non-English songs or not.

The non-English songs are labeled with 🧋 in case you wanna avoid 🤪

Warning: Most of the songs in english have swear words so... just in case u got kids or ur strict parents around LMAO.

⚡️ F: Fighter Not a Lover

aro/ace people gonna love that shit ^ + no swear words

alt: fml u fucked me up

⚡️ U: URARA🧋

It translates to 'Oo-la-la', which I now realize is the magazine Biff was carrying around in the second movie... this was unintentional and the meaning of the song is very wholesome, trust me

alt: Upside Down

⚡️ T: this was a demo for this one song...

That one's like 50% f-bombs ^ i love it

alt: Toxic but its NOT Brittany, B*tch 💅

The most aggressive entry on this list

⚡️ U: Up Up and Away

The only f-bomb is in the second verse

alt: Unmei no Roulette Mawashite 🧋

'unmei' means 'destiny' so you know I had to include it

⚡️ R: Raining in Manila (half 🧋)

Couple of dudes just vibin' out in the studio, what's not to love?

alt: RAHHHH

^im convinced this is what suburbanites see in their nightmares

⚡️ E: Electricity (half 🧋)

alt: Extensyon

Both make up the most WHOLESOME entry in this

⚡️ -(hyphen): Hatid Sundo 🧋

Baby. Baby boi. Baby. vibes ^

alt: Hell to Sell

EVIL. vibes ^

🚫🧢 I have a problem with tonal whiplash. Did I cheat and use the hyphen to include the most wholesome and cute song right before pulling out the lowkey most scandalous song in the list? YES.

Just realized it doesn't work as well if you can't understand it, but trust me. I mean just listening to its vibes is enough 😩

⚡️ B: Balik Sa Umpisa 🧋

Any song that samples/remixes 'Stand By Me' is a W in my book.

alt: Bodybag

I'm just self-reporting at this point.

Ok the rest are very wholesome songs I swear

⚡️ O: Oretachi Rookies 🧋

alt: Oh, Imagine That

ok this one's tied for most wholesome in the list

⚡️ I: I/Me/Myself

gnc/nb people gonna love this shit ^

alt: I Really Like You

that was a struggle, R is the top pick to check out imo. E, O and I are the wholesome ones with no swear words if u care.

2) Why did you choose your URL?

Its based. ..off the song in the musical. I got back into the fandom because of the musical so I owe it that much. 'boi' sounds more gender-neutral than 'boy'

3) What is your middle name?

That's a secret!

4) If you could be any mythical creature, what would you be?

Shapeshifter.

5) Favorite color?

Purple. Lavender/Periwinkle specifically.

6) Song you love right now?

What? 🧋 The amount of crackhead energy, but genuine emotion... AND AESTHETIC. it was literally made for me LMAO Ken is so aggro but hes singing about not littering. like why is he so intimidating-- but i support the eco-friendly king. but fr the song is about waving ur flag with pride??? PRIDE???? and they look androgynous asf??? whats not to love

7) Top four fandoms? (Current Fandoms?)

Back to the Future

That's it

jk uhhh, Invincible

Thats it, dont wanna get into past fandoms rn

8) Tag nine people

mf u think i know 9 people??

im playin, lemme tag some cool people... not that u have to do this, i just wanted to bother u 🤪 but feel free to do it, i wanna hear other music 🥺🥺🥺

⚡️ @maxintime LOVE UR ART STYLE. BEEN TOO SHY TO BOTHER U THO 😭

⚡️ @jowritesfanfiction my inspo, my density, ILY. Im never shy bout bothering u in my posts HAVE U GOTTEN THE RESTRAINING ORDER AGAINST ME YET 🤪🤪😭😭😭 ive tagged this mf in every other post istg

⚡️ @moth-makay ur great frfr 😭😭 all the hugs. r u gonna post more art??? cuz u shouuuld 🥺

⚡️ @bttf-dork ur name and pfp give comfy vibes??? its very endearing. dunno how to describe it, but i like seeing u in my notifs 🥰 bUT UR ART DOHHH. immaculate. underrated.

⚡️ @pepsifox88 i hope u continue to cook ✨ everyone go and GIVE THEM SUPPORT, I AM NO LONGER ASKING

and to the rest of u, thank u for liking a bunch of my work, whenever i see long lists of likes like that, or if i see ur name often 'nuff, i always notice 😇, i never know how to say thank you!!

@leftoverspagehhti

@karorurodriguez

@epikprinc

@mapleflavedpepperoni

@xmaster3000

@jayisnotdrawing

@jackofthecards

@ectojester

@cat0marble

Didn't include everyone, but just know that i noticed you!!! 💝

watch me get reported for harassment by all these people 😂

[snnydcysarch]

GETTING TO KNOW YOU .

respond to the following prompts out of character . then , tag 9 others that you'd like to get to know a little bit better .

ROLEPLAYER NAME: lumi

ROLEPLAYER PRONOUNS: she / her

MUSE NAME: allison jade "sonny" munroe

PREFERRED COMMUNICATION: discord if we're mutuals, especially since tumblr eats my ims

EXPERIENCE: i want to say 2012??? i was a baby and should have NOT been here jkbsjgbrekj

PREFERRED ROLEPLAY TYPE: yes

PET PEEVES & DEALBREAKERS: am i about to copy and paste my list since i have done this before? you bet your ass i am

plagiarism. whether it be a character or a plot idea, don't steal from anybody. people work hard on their characters and plots. i understand not many plots can be considered original, but everyone comes up with their own twists. stop stealing.

white washing. as a poc person, i have dealt with a lot of racism both irl and on tumblr. it was to a point i took two years off of this hellsite. so do not change a poc character into a white one. we've been erased as it is. and if you struggle trying to match a character to its race, do not feel afraid to ask someone for help on it. there are also websites that show you an fc's ethnicity as well.

not knowing where the line is between mun and muse. they are two completely different things.

god modding. for the love of all that is chuck, do not control what anyone else's character does!! we all control our own characters and that's how it should be. this also means doing something crazy that someone else may not approve of so if you want to do something, ask first.

force ship, simple as that

anon hate. seriously, that kind of negativity should never be welcomed nor encouraged. we all come here to escape as it is so just let everyone have fun writing.

people acting better than others. i'm sorry but no one is superior over anyone else.

lack of communication. we're all grown adults here. if there's a problem, just communicate.

trash talking someone's portrayal. realistically, we all interpret canon characters differently than others and that is okay. no one's version is right or wrong. no one is the "chanel/walmart" version.

shit stirrers. people don't get along sometimes, it happens. but don't be someone who fuels the fire between two people when all they wanted was to clear the air and talk.

rushing people to reply and shaming them when they don't reply fast enough. everyone has real lives and can't always get to it. now a simple nudge to let someone know they replied maybe weeks later just in case they missed it is fine. but if you're going to put pressure on people? stop.

using mental health as an excuse to be a shitty person. many people here suffer with different kinds of disorders and that is no one's fault. but that does not mean it's a pass to be a horrible person. you choose how to treat people around you. you choose whether or not to be a good person.

i can go on and on, but we don't have time for that so here is the rest of the list on the top of my head: self victimizing, ignoring triggers, trying to control your rp partners, bullying, not understanding that rping is a hobby and not a jobby, lack of respect for female characters both canon and oc, ect.

PLOTS OR MEMES: yes. honestly i like memes to start things off that lead into plots. so yes.

LONG REPLIES OR SHORT REPLIES: literally depends on my mood rkbsgjrekbg i like short things that lead into long things.

BEST TIME TO WRITE: when i'm not depressy and burnt out kjrebgsjkrbe

ARE YOU LIKE YOUR MUSE: we have similar traits? we both go out of our way to help people before we burn ourselves out. we both get treated poorly by the people we are close to fml. we're both very clumsy. she's also not afraid to stand up for herself, which i have been better at. she will fight for those she loves and same. we both can't flirt for shit. however, sonny is A LOT nicer than me.

TAGGED BY : @lupaeus

TAGGING : YOU X 9

[not-aplaceofhonour]

Hey everyone in the proship tag o/ would anyone be interested in a (mostly) mcyt proship server? Im kind of fucking tired of being called a creep for having some aus with disturbing elements without even coming out as pro-fiction. as well as getting called various shades of "a literal child trafficker" because i kin the C!version of one singular youtuber that happened to be a pedophile. fml

so yea. just everything's allowed, if you're a minor stay out of the nsfw channels (ill probably make a role for it) and yea. reply if you wanna join

ill probs make an alt for this

[ao3feed-crimeboys]

Somewhere Only We Know

by Somerandom_person

Disclaimer: I'm not from Utah so I don't know if it's legal to give your cats plastic surgery.

"Urghhh" Wilbur groans as light pours into his eyes, forcing him to shade them with his hand. Huh? Why was his hand so grubby? Wilbur sits up shakily, only to be met with a large throbbing from his head. He quickly jolts down in pain only to bang his head on a hard object behind him. "AH SHIT" After a few moments of what Wilbur made out to be a staring competition with his palm, he finally looked around. Wait. What the fuck? Why the fuck was he in a dirty ass alleyway that smelled like rat piss and dead mice??? Only a few moments ago, he was walking across a pedestrian crossing in Utah. He could still hear the faint sounds of the music he was jamming to until he got... he got.. he got hit by a truck. Okkk. Nothing to panic about. Wilbur's train of thought immediately gets broken as a random mouse runs up to him. Holy shit. He got hit by a truck. How the fuck was he alive? And why the fuck was he in an alleyway? AKA Wilbur gets isekai'd into a medieval fantasy world by truck-kun, into the body of a beggar who has the exact same facial features as him. That's not creepy at all.

Words: 503, Chapters: 1/?, Language: English

Fandoms: Dream SMP, Minecraft (Video Game)

Rating: Not Rated

Warnings: Graphic Depictions Of Violence, Major Character Death

Categories: F/M

Characters: Wilbur Soot, Sally the Salmon (Dream SMP), TommyInnit (Video Blogging RPF), Toby Smith | Tubbo, Ranboo (Video Blogging RPF), Phil Watson | Philza, Kristin Rosales Watson, Technoblade (Video Blogging RPF), Jack Manifold, Niki | Nihachu, Cara | CaptainPuffy, Fundy (Video Blogging RPF), Grayson | Purpled (Video Blogging RPF), Luke | Punz, Eret (Video Blogging RPF), Clay | Dream (Video Blogging RPF), GeorgeNotFound (Video Blogging RPF), Sapnap (Video Blogging RPF)

Relationships: Sally the Salmon (DSMP)/ Wilbur soot (Video Blogging RPF), Kristin Rosales Watson/Phil Watson, Ranboo & Toby Smith | Tubbo & TommyInnit, Ranboo & Toby Smith | Tubbo & Wilbur Soot & TommyInnit, Wilbur Soot & TommyInnit, Ranboo & Toby Smith | Tubbo & Wilbur Soot & Technoblade & TommyInnit, Jack Manifold & Niki | Nihachu, Cara | CaptainPuffy & Niki | Nihachu & Ranboo & Toby Smith | Tubbo & TommyInnit, Jack Manifold & Ranboo & Toby Smith | Tubbo & TommyInnit, Jack Manifold & Niki | Nihachu & Wilbur Soot, Eret & Wilbur Soot, Floris | Fundy & Grayson | Purpled & Ranboo & Toby Smith | Tubbo & TommyInnit, Clay | Dream & GeorgeNotFound & Sapnap (Video Blogging RPF), Grayson | Purpled & Luke | Punz

Additional Tags: Wilbur Soot-centric, idk why though, I'm a Tommy kin??, Angst, Fluff and Angst, Bad Ending, idek how to write angst but we're gonna try, teehee, once im done writing the first chapter i gonna actually plan for the story, Author Is Sleep Deprived, Author is a TommyInnit Apologist (Video Blogging RPF), Author is a Wilbur Soot Apologist, Author is Not a Clay | Dream Apologist (Video Blogging RPF), Sorry Not Sorry, Song: Bohemian Rhapsody, NOT BASED ON IT, maybe it is?, idek yet - Freeform, i havent even planned the introduction, How Do I Tag, :(, Anyways, EVERYONE IS STRICTLY VIDEO BLOGGING RPF, only romantic relationships are sally & wilbur, and phil & kristin, "Brevity is the soul of wit but your content does have to be at least 10 characters long" STFU AO3, Enjoy!, (Might add tags later), (I just looked at how far I was in my 1 hour loop of bohemian rhapsody, I spent 35 minutes tagging. I havent even written the story yet fml)

[chqnified]

Lmao yk what’s hilarious, someone has managed to convince all of us that we were 178cm, how the absolute fuck that happened, idk. Turns out, for the record, we’re actually 170cm. Yes we could’ve shrunk, bad joints and all.... but not by 8cm???? Whoever came up with that outlandish tale, well done, you not even fooled the rest of us, but outside people believe it too. HOW HAS NOBODY BEEN LIKE BRO YOU ARE SERIOUSLY 10CM SHORTER THAN WHAT YOU’RE CLAIMING RN??

so in conclusions, all there is to life is sounding confident with what you are saying, you can then convince anyone of anything, even yourself.

[ijzermansdriesen]

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[euclydya]

anytime i say something violent or hinting towards wanting to do violence whoever's up front just flicks me on the nose and i gotta say. very effective y'all

[rosylix]

hi love how was your day 😚

-dolly

LOVE?????

ahem hi bae my day was alright! i hope urs was too 😚

[mushyoctopus]

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[mittentroll]

bathroom selfies~ ✌️🌺🌼

[daphuu]

Dude your tags on posts make me laugh so much sometimes, I fucking love them, never change you awesome being

Omg thanks, friend!!! Most of them are just me forgetting to breathe because I’ve been laughing too hard and then my fingers kinda just do their own thing slfhaljfkdlsd hahaha

Thanks for this moment of kindness! You’re too sweet 💜 I didn’t know if anyone ever actually read my tags, so thanks so much for sending me this! Stay awesome!!! I hope you’re having a wonderful week, anon! 💜☺️💜

[horriblydrawneverything]

do you mind drawing Headphones?

Headphones, there's a truck coming. Headphones- Oh my god- she has headphones on. She can't hear us. Oh no.