#im not hating!!! im just joking!!!
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hi im back
#theyre calling me the next stan lee on account of my putting way the fuck too much dialogue in my comics#(working on isat comic stuff i scripted between artfight revenges. might take a while though theyre a bit. big.)#mostly loop . as per usual. weird mix of just very heavyhandedly exploring some concepts and making slightly too dark ''jokes''#but im nearly done w my current AF revenges. ill do more if prompted but i dont have the energy to attack proactively i think lol#isat loop#isat siffrin#doodlebyte#isat#isat fanart#anyway transfem-but-hates-change loop funniest headcanon for real. they hate it soooo muchhhhhh. and yet they must persist#sifloop#sure ill tag it as sifloop also i love tagspamming. wheeeee!
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the angel on my shoulder who i love and cherish and appreciate so so much & the fuckass devil who i need DEAD
[pro/ship dni + dont tag as ship]
#actually i hate them both im glad theyre dead#RHATS A JOKE JUST A JOKE#persona 5#persona 3#goro akechi#minato arisato#makoto yuuki#squeak squeak
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YAY im either. 1/3 or 1/2 way though now i think
delilah and shrimpo are my favorite characters. the animatic is Not about Either of them but I kinda didn’t want to just post the video on its own since it’s Not Done Yet
#the art gallery#progress#dandys world#dandy’s world#fully aware that if shrimpo was canonically aromatic it’s probably be considered bad rep HDHDHDHSJDJ#but I like him and im aromatic therefore i make him aromantic#it’s not Necessary to the understanding of that one comic there but i had a prev drawing that’s supposed to be Why shrimpo hates looey So M#So Much More and it’s just. shrimpo Used to hate him a normal amount and then looey made a joke abt shrimpo having a crush on him#edit:#either i typoed it as aromatic instead of aromantic twice or it autocorrected#and considering this is Me we’re talking about I don’t know which is funnier#i mean i hope i also smell nice. i imagine shrimpo would smell like boiled shrimp
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soap's whole deal being sniper and demolitions gets me going bc on the surface they sound so different but when you get into it, you realise it's bc soap's smart
sniping is all math; calculating distances and wind interference and bullet drop. something i think people overlook is he was listed as a sniper first so it can be implied that he's better at it than demolitions. he does more sniping in both campaigns than demolitions work; in capture or kill, ghost specifically calls on him to take down the aq snipers
and demolitions is math with a hit of chemistry; knowing what mixes with what, knowing how much to use, recognising environmental factors and adjusting accordingly. it's not just about the boom; so much work goes into contained/ planned explosions. especially when having enough power for a breacher charge and not bringing down the whole building is the difference between mission success and failure
the chemical bombs he makes in alone can't just be any old cleaners, they have to have the correct reaction to each other; he just knew off the top of his head what would mix with what to create what reaction. he would also potentially have to recognise them by sight/smell bc they would’ve been written in spanish
soap would also have to know architecture; recognising structural integrity and weak points so he knows exactly where to plant a charge to bring it down and how it'll come down
he has an incredible soldier's mind people just forget that bc he's sociable which itself is a skill
we know he tends to buck against orders he doesn't agree with like when he pushes back against ghost in capture or kill and shepherd when he tells them to release hassan
he gets closer to people and sees if he can trust them and that's when he follows them without question. really think about how he talks to alejandro and rudy; he asks about their home and alejandro's family and rudy's relationship with him. those aren't questions you ask a stranger after a few hours of knowing them. that's not even touching on his relationship with ghost
he also deliberately brings people of higher ranks down to his level; talking informally with ghost and giving him a shoulder punch, addressing alejandro (a colonel!!) by his first name and rudy by his nickname despite literally just meeting them. he personalises all of them and it’s in direct opposition to the reason most characters do that; it’s not due to insubordination or lack of respect, the more he respects and trusts someone, the more casual he is with them
he digs into people; he wants to know what makes them tick and that determines if he can one, trust them and two, follow their orders. once he decides that, he's the ultimate soldier; he bleeds loyalty which makes him vicious when that loyalty is taken for granted
he isn't naive or bubbly or insecure; he's an incredibly smart and aware soldier. he's aggressive and bloodthirsty and loyal and intuitive and i love him so much
#i cant believe i never posted the soap meta that got me twitter famous��️💅#as with damn near every piece of characterisation in this franchise soaps is only apparent in subtext and connecting tiny little dots#it is very easy to just pick up his surface personality and think thats all he is#but soaps not a sunshine character#hes not super friendly or bright#hes just willing to talk to people and hes paired up with ghost who never wants to start a conversation#every time i see soap presented as this bubbly airhead thats super sweet and just blows stuff up i lose a year off my life#and i dont blame people for getting this vibe from him but im begging you to look a lil deeper#this isnt getting into his anger or the fact that he is a soldier which automatically makes him a wee bit fucked up#like he is hyperviolent and takes joy in it#we all know ghosts snuff film joke but soaps the one who responds positively to it#he returns the joke and only calls him out on it when he says he wont watch it more than once and even then its teasing not grossed out#and if we take the ‘he tried to join the military at 16’ factoid from 09 as current canon then he very easily could have a rough home life#no one tries to repeatedly join the military early without having some kind of problems#soap knows his worth and his abilities you dont get to be as good and specialised as he is without being completely sure of yourself#we know ghost has an ego but soap constantly butts up against it with his own affirmations#‘you wanna be better than me johnny’ ‘maybe i already am/i will be’ ‘a little helps not so bad eh lt’#being a sniper makes me hate the ‘cant sit still’ hc hes literally an sas sniper he wouldnt be complaining after a few hours of overwatch#i like the adhd hc and maybe he fidgets in his day to day life but the second hes at work hes At Work#tldr soap could be just as complex a character as ghost if cod would stop treating their campaigns as an afterthought and actually commit#coming out of my cage and ive been doing just fine.txt#we’re a team. ghost team#talk meta to me#john soap mactavish#soap cod#cod mw2#soapghost#save post#call of duty modern warfare#cod meta
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time crushes all
#homestuck#dave strider#alpha dave strider#homestuck art#art#obligatory art tag#my art#dave#havent posted in a while sorry lol#kind of hating this one just a little bit#but we ball#anyway#beta dave strider#im not gonna make an omegaverse joke#i wont do it#its not happening#aw fuck#omega dave strider
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sorry i’m a megumi apologist because i, too, would lay on the floor crying and throwing up if i was just forced to watch my own hands tear apart my sister and the man who raised me
#me when jjk wasn’t just a silly shonen and it was actually psychological torture#i said megumi apologist as if he’s a war criminal#he’s not he’s just a boy i fear#the jokes about him throwing after everyone just died to save him are funny though IM SORRY TJEYRE FUNNY#sorry this whole arc has been insane everytime they showed megumi laying on the floor crying i had to close my phone#IM NOT WATCHING THIS LOOK#like oh you’ve become what you’ve hated but like…very literally and also against your will#megumi fushiguro#itafushi#everything about jjk is infused with itafushi essential oils#that is. insane. Excuse me#megumi#jjk#jujutsu kaisen#jjk 251
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I hate how in EAH nobody seems to take briar seriously it lowkey pisses me off everytime i rewatch it
IDK I just feel shes done so dirty in general
#b.txt#eah#every time the girls mention her destiny and treat it as a joke and she just has to play along but u cant tell how much she hates it </3#if the storyline paints raven's story as being horrible (which it is im not saying it isnt) but briar's story is played for laughs is so...#ever after high#briar beauty
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North and Simon: (shaking hands on killing Simon potentially)
#detroit become human#north wr400#simon pl600#markus rk200#josh pj500#jericho is just... so funny to me as like. how they function (or dont)#like im v glad that i did a Good Job my first run and no one hated me but i also felt like a very distraught parent#in regards to how markus is just able to either hurt them (by suggestions OF THE OTHERS IN THE GROUP)#or help them because hey what the fuck i just dragged simon to safety and now north wants me to kill him#and then simon like oh no north got shot you should leave her BUT ! i saved her and made simon happy#so its like you know what they have to have some animosity but also respect#i feel like i wanna see more of north and simon being buddies ... and i might have to do that myself#but i also apologize if this is ooc for them because i really did only just play through once and got a not good end#i probably missed a lot of lore and stuff so im v sorry if im Messing Them Up#its currently just me liking their designs and vibes and hoping im not ruining other fans lives by being wrong#and i honestly dont know when north would kill simon but hes on her possible victims list#so since both of their victim lists include themselves for suicide it just reminded me of the meme#with im so mad im gonna (remembers suicide jokes are bad for my mental health)#and it was like yeah watch north be like im gonna (well if i cant kill myself because markus said no suicide) murder someone
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they would get divorced in one universe just to find eachother in another one
alternatively titled: sometimes you're the level-headed token flesh-head impulse-control-and-polycule-member of a stubborn, eccentric, and hearty telephone-headed drug addict, and there's cruelty in the world you deem fit to suicidally fight, and that either goes about as well as you'd expect it to, or you learn about love and the value of your life and junk along the way
#scribbles#milton r wallace#callum crown#phonegingi#sgt norm allen#norm allen#dialtown#dialtown a phone dating sim#..uh idk if callum and milt have a ship name orz#normgingi#milton norm parallels save me. Save me milton norm parallels#very specific but its why i prefer to look at the callum-milt-marla situation as like tragic polyamory#as opposed to a cheating one#it adds to the callum-gingi parallels. theyv both got polycule situations C:#though i suppose you could call a cheating situation a dark parallel to gingi's polycule the same way you could call#milton's entire deal a dark parallel to their relationship with norm/the narrator#However i just like tragic polyamory. my visions of milton and marla ALSO being in love yet having the mutual#realization that they hate callum more than they love eachother (esp milton) is highly specific yet also everything to me#misery loves company and all that jazz. a THIRD combination of people having divorce shit going on#this guys ruining my life IM GONNA FUCK HIS WIFE! (They are already in a consensual polyamorous relationship milton is just making it weird#Sorry these tags were going to be like meaningful discussion about this art and then i was enabled to talk about THIS AGAIN#OH YEAH this art in particular i discovered halftones and also started actually using blending brushes#milts face isnt drawn. obviously. but im imagining a kind of 'oh you!' exasperated fondness#as opposed to norm who's just a cranky little tsundere. jokes on milt though HIS relationship is HEALTHIER#also i will never pass up the chance to draw gingi and callum together#theyr both characters i adore drawing gingi's round shapes and different textures and callums cute little bolts#but also they do look soooo similar and yet so different its always really fun to do#and theyr just. my favs lol. my top 3 favs go gingi-mingus-callum hehe#Ok thats all. thank you for coming to my rambles#fig said i should post my art at better times and so i am and that means when i post my art im AWAKE ENOUGH TO RAMBLE ABOUT IT LOL
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You know what I give up you guys win this is officially an Alfred Pennyworth hate account please proceed accordingly thank you
#fuck that tory#im glad hes dead#...okay im joking#...kinda#he has surpassed tim as my least favourite bat#which is a feat#but i dont actually think i care enough about him to hate him#i just dont think i like him either
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not so tall now are you
#ninjago#jaya#nya smith#nya jiang#jay walker#jay ninjago#nya ninjago#ninjago jaya#my hc is that pilot to s2 nya is 14 and jay is 15#and that jay was like a tall lanky long fella#but he stopped growing when he turned like 16 meanwhile nya kept on growing#i keep working on and tweaking this over and over im just posting it already#i hate side profiles oh my lawrd#my fav character trope is the girl and one of my fav ship tropes is the couple so jaya was kinda made for me#you could put a gun to my head and tell me to accurately draw the ninja suits and i would tell u to shoot#thats a total joke but i am uniquely bad at using minifigures as reference#i rmb when i first watched njg i saw nya and i knew shed at least be one of if not my fav but i did Not like her design#is it because im a girl master wu no it’s because youre the only one with that fuckass bob#but shes justa girl… bad haircuts are inevitable….#my haircut in 2021 was actually putrid ill say#so i forgive her#i fixed the crop thing bc i realized how ugly it is LMAO#im new to postings pls#aphid artisms
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im literally this donut wdym
#im just a girl#girlblogging#this is a joke#this is a girlblog#female hysteria#just girly posts#lana del rey#cinnamon girl#this is what makes us girls#this is a tag#this is a threat#girblogger#girlhood#lizzy grant#valley of the dolls#the virgin suicides#hell is a teenage girl#girl interrupted#locally hated#femme fatale#manic pixie dream girl#femcel#girlrotting#baby pink#bambi doe#girls just want to have fun#girl interupted syndrome#tumblr girls#alana champion#lana del ray aka lizzy grant
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#this is a girlblog#girlblog#female hysteria#girlrotting#female rage#tumblr girls#lana del slay#female manipulator#lana del rey#fypage#lana how i hate those guys#lana is god#love#funny#meme#quotes#gaslight gatekeep girlblog#gaslight gatekeep girlboss#lonely girl#lonely girlblogger#girlhood#girl interrupted#girl interupted syndrome#iconic#im just a girl#lana del ray aka lizzy grant#lana del ray aesthetic#manic pixie dream girl#jokes#fyp
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I shall force you to unironically declare that you're 'not like other girls'
#i dont care what pronouns you use you have to say 'im not like other girls' like you mean it#to make it worse you have to add on something like “i hate shopping” or “I read” or 'i'm not a sl*t'#sorry non-girls you're not allowed to make it into a joke with the addendum 'I'm not one' you just have to say it#you get bonus points if you say something about converse or being quirky#(these are bold words coming from a woman wearing converse right now mind you)#read the tags
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i know the whole "do you think jon ever used his powers to Know what his parents looked like" thing is far more devastating than this but what if he tried using his powers to remember original sasha? jon and sasha always seemed closer than the rest, he picked her (and tim) to work with him and tolerated a lot more nonsense from her than anyone else (using his password to access his computer [161], debating his pronunciation of calliope [25], etc)
and ofc jon and martin became significantly closer as the podcast went on, but in the beginning he was cruel to martin when he gave a statement but accepting of sasha? idk i think their friendship was a lot deeper than we realized (ESPECIALLY since his first murder in season 5 was because NotThem provoked him about sasha) and i think jon wouldve used his powers to Know the original sasha, not sure if it wouldve worked though
so so sorry to distract from the post but can yall read the tags for me because i suffered immensely for this post
#they make me ill#sasha was so cool i miss her every day#i think we need more sasha content#idk i wish we got more of them specifically#THIS POST. HAS CRASHED. 4. TIMES.#i am trying to write about the magnus archives and its like “hee hee tumbeast ate your post” give it the fuck back?#it saved to my drafts after the 4th tag but this is pissing me off#every time i try to tag it as “tma” it crashes so im not doing that#just pretend i did ok#16 more times total of 20 every time i try to write tags it crashes#it wont let me write the archivists name im genuinely so serious#please help me please help me#im gonna sit here for a second and let it save as draft#6 more times#ur joking#total of 26 crashes over this one post#hate to distract from my incredibly brilliant insight but this is unusable#i think its okay again actually?#gonna try tagging with real tags wish me luck#jonathan sims#jon sims#sasha james#tma#the magnus archives#the archivist#notthem#notsasha#tma theory#tma spoilers#holy shit it worked
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what do you call it when a show goes out of its way to tell you that it's gay in every single episode but it still won't let nandor and guillermo fuck
#why cant we have gay sex in the gay sex showwwwwwww#im joking btw i dont think the writers' issue with nandermo is that it's gay. i just think they hate us#wwdits#wwdits spoilers#🤎
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