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leif gijinka concept
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#i may or may not be making a cosplay :]#very much a rough concept just getting some ideas down#im not 100% on the staff tho#itd be fun to make but idk if it really fits his character#could just make it for funsies#need to add more ice motifs#might add some embroidery on the pants#lil snow flakes or something#bug fables#leif bug fables#my art
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taking my fiancee to get x nails done…… this is so romantic <3
#i have been just sitting here as emotional support for 20 minutes#i keep looking up and there’s like a whole new hand of nails or color or something and going >:000000000000000#witchcraft#amazing place tho#incredibly nice staff#if it wouldnt mean doxxing myself i would 100% recommend them#.txt#gonna leave a nice google review#CHEAP AS WELL I THINK. FOR NAILS. i dont actually know#550 sek for acrylic colored nails#thats like. 55 euro or some shit#usd you can just go fuck yourself#i googled it its actually 47 euro#im a bitch and a liar
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downsizing yet again nd the number of bots ive had to report in the past ten minutes is crazy
#i do this whenever im in a bad mood#its really vindicating to report and block transphobes and bots#plus i feel like sending staff an influx of the accounts might make thme take notice and tighten security#it feels good tho#satisfying#also its really uncomfortable having so many followers i dont even post a lot of personal stuff anymore#i miss the 10 mutuals 100 follower days
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Playing Dave the Diver after trying other the minigame crossover in Nikke and it's super fun, I'm glad I picked it up!!
#its nice and im just chillin#tho i did look up a staff guide just to see if there was like a recommended roster im gonna try to 100% the game
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hello! im new to the one piece fandom cus of the live action and i absolutely loved it!
I'd like to request headcannons for strawhat crew (romantic or platonic) with a new female crewmate that is very creative and crafty, but also likes to collect things like a crow for her crafts, like the reader decorates the ship and tries to make clothes or useful things for the crew members ><
have a good day/ night ^^
….I don’t know where or not you want it live action or not… but there are a lot of members in the anime compared to the live action so I’m doing live action!!!!
warning; spoilers, swearing and cuteness(straight fluff)
The straw hats(opla) x fem!crewmate that is like a crow!
Luffy
bro will help her; he will notice her finding shiny things in the streets or just randomly in the sand, and he will do the same and gift them to her
finds it really cute because she will become extremely excited over the tiniest of things
if she ever gifts him something, like a pin, or an extremely shiny rock, he will put it somewhere on his clothes
If she makes something for the ship; like some kinda decor for merry, he is putting it on(no questions ask)
Zoro
bros confused as hell; will ask her a shit tone of questions and be like “the hell are you doing?”
secret is; he finds it interesting that she does this… reminds him of Nami and her berry
if he finds something shiny; he will put it in a place where she can find it and leave it for her.
Nami
sis wants it all; Nami isn’t a fan that she just collects the shiny and very expensive stuff and keeps it to herself… so let’s just say she has stollen a few thousand berry from her
its not like she’ll notice? She’s to busy making a really pretty necklace… for Nami?
Nami eventful finds it the most adored thing ever and will bo staff anyone to death that thinks other wise.
she has suggested making a business tho….
Usopp
he accidentally lonched a pretty rock in his sling shot after thinking it was more amo and then go really said
he always tries to make her happy with finding other shiny things and tells her stories(lies) about them.
helps her clean things off and make little crafts with them
Sanji
head over heels as soon as she gifts him with anything, no matter how dirty it is.
bro will do the same for her and give her really pretty things he has found in hopes to make her happy and hug him
he is extremely touch starved and wants it all the time so…. Once he joins, her stach grows by 100 times
I hope you enjoyed it!!!!
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NINJAGO HEADCANONS!!!!
since im bored like shit rn here are some ninja hc's i have :)
JAY:
-Likes having his long curly hair more than his short ginger hair
-Left ear piercing
-Snake fangs (from his date w/ Nya during S1)
-Heterochromia (brown and blue)
-Randomly finds white hairs on his head (bc of his prime empire avatar)
-Anxiety and ADHD
-In his early 20's
KAI:
-Red marks around his eyes from holding Chen's staff
-Covered in scars and burns
-Vitiligo on his hands and arms
-3rd tallest
-Aquaphobia (side note but didn't he have aquaphobia in possession and it just like....went away...???)
-Rough palms
-Brown eyes with red hints
-In his mid 20's
ZANE:
-His body temp is always cold
-Glowing eyes
-Gets a LOT of scratches (mostly on his hands)
-Loves bracelets (him and Nya make bracelets together)
-100+ years old
COLE:
-Dry skin (doesn't lotion regularly)
-Dreads ( I STAN BLASIAN COLE)
-The nicest out of the ninja
-Really strong even tho he barley works out (his elemental power enhances his strength)
-Right eye is dark green after being a ghost
-Has the most piercings
-His green eye glows orange while he uses his earth punch
-In his late 20's
LLOYD:
-Teenager (19)
-Pointy ears
-He's naturally has brown hair but he dyed it while he was at darkley's
-Hidden dragon tail and Oni horns (After crystalized he stopped hiding them)
-Sharp fangs from Oni side
-Smooth skin
-Has the least amount of scars
NYA:
-Eyes glow azure after seabound
-Naturally smooth skin
-Hates having long nails so she bites them down
-A lot of scars and scratches
-Has blue water markings on her body
-Sleeps with her hair down
-In her early 20's
#ninjago#ninjago jay#lloyd garmadon#nya smith#kai smith#zane julien#cole brookstone#ninjago cole#ninjago zane#ninjago nya#ninjago lloyd#ninjago kai#jay ninjago#ninjago headcanons#ninjago dragons rising
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"do NOT ask me about ggy or patient 46 because i WILL begin ranting"
You see, I am incapable of ever listening to anyone, ever, so I must ask about GGY and patient 46
I have absolutely no knowledge of modern FNaF lore; I have not read any of the books (something I plan to fix whenever my bank account stops bleeding) so you're gonna have to do some heavy lifting here and tell me all about it
Ooh boy rubs my hands together
okay so im gonna start with ggy because i love Tony and Ellis. (i dont have the book in front of me tho so this isnt gonna be 100% every detail)
GGY is about a kid named Tony Becker who has an assignment in his 6th grade english class. He has to write a fictional mystery with side plots that tie into the main plot. He chooses to do this with his two friends. They use pen names whenever they do their english projects together (sobs and wails and cries into my hands) and Tony picked Tarbell, and his friends were Boots and Dr. Rabbit (or Rab for short).
Tony wants to start working on their project, but Boots and Rab want to go to the fazcade. Tony gives in when rab backs up boots (tony sees boots as immature and worries about outgrowing him and hanging out more with rab) tony wanders around the fazcade trying to find inspo, and then notices someone named GGY with top scores on some of the games. when he asks other people about it, they tell him the scores are seemingly impossible, but when he asks a staff member, he's told they haven't been hacked.
At some point he makes an online blog to ask about it and a girl he'd talked to in the fazcade asks him to meet her. she tells him that she thinks this is more than just high scores, and that he should stay out of it.
Oh also freddy keeps watching tony and at some point begins following him.
Tony finds out that GGY has a hacked party pass (or it was like a fun pass or smth) that gives them access to much more than it should, working almost like a security card.
Tony then finds out one of the school counselors has gone missing, and he sneaks into the librarian's office to learn more about it. he finds out two other counselors have also gone missing, all of them having gone to the pizzaplex before disappearing.
tony writes his paper and gives it to Rab and Boots to look over, and when they come back the next day, they've changed it into a fantasy story. And GGY is labled as the wizard's favorite apprentice, rather than someone getting high scores on arcade games.
tony is upset with rab and boots and begins calling htem by their actual names.
Rab is Greg, Boots is Ellis.
tony is also in trouble for sneaking into the librarian's office and using her laptop, so he has detention shelving books.
Greg come and offers to take him to the pizzaplex when he's done, and it's kind of implied he killed him there.
again i have bad memory and i dont have the book in front of my so anyone can feel free to correct anythign i got wrong or missed
now onto patient 46 who's from the therapy tapes in sb.
this'll be undeniably easier because i can just listen to the tapes. patient 46 is also not confirmed to be gregory, its just a theory, so im just gonna call them 46.
its important to note that 46 does not speak.
everything here is things implied to have been nonverbally communicated to the therapist.
Tape 2:
It starts with the therapist talking about how the day is nice, but 46 doesnt like the light, so the therapist draws the blinds. she then comments on how 46 is not talking to her today, and says that she gets reviews from patients, and when 46 doesn't let her help them, she gets bad reviews. she tells 46 she could get in trouble and get put in timeout, which 46 finds funny.
Tape 4:
New therapist is here, she asks if 46 is going to talk to her, and they dont reply. she asks whats wrong, and they gesture to the flowers. the therapist comments on them being particularly fragrant and moves them. The therapist then comments on 46 staring at something, and says they're "amazingly alert." she says shed like to have 46 tell her about themself, but 46 does not. the therapist instead chooses to look through their notes. she also comments on the chair not fitting 46, but its not specified if its too big or too small. she then asks if 46 is bothered by a new therapist, but 46 doesnt seem surprised or confused at all. the therapist says shes surprised by whats in 46's notes. she says they have a "rebellious side" and a knack for computers, and explains the word phenom to them. the tape ends with her asking if 46 considers themself a hacker
tape 6:
new therapise again! she tells 46 shes already read their files and knows what theyve worked on. 46 asks for a candy, and she gives one to them, taking one for herself as well. she says she wants to start with 46's parents, and claims it was tragic but she doesnt think 46 has processed it emotionally. she says they wrote it like they had read it off of a book. (her exact words are they wrote an objective rather than a subjective narrative, but 46 didnt know what that meant.) she says 46 spends a lot of time alone and is good at self-dialogue, which she explains is "asking urself questions and getting answers" she tells them to try asking themself how they feel about what happened to them. she tells them to let themself be upset about it so they can let it go.
tape 8:
same therapist as 6! she asks 46 if theyve thought about what they talked about. 46 had told them their past had made them sad and scared. the therapist asks if they had written down exactly what made them feel that way. she then says she works with many people who respond to tragedy differently. she asks 46 if their fantasies would be different had this tragedy not happened to them.
Tape 13:
new therapist again! she says when shes getting to know a client, she likes to find out abt their hobbies. when she doesnt get a reply, she asks if they like sports. 46 tells her they like to watch sports, but not play them. and that they like to stay inside. the therapist then reluctantly tells 46 that their previous therapists have gone missing. except one who was found dead, and they said her body looked to be mangled by machinery. the therapist also comments that 46 doesn't look concerned about it. she jokes about watching her back, which 46 finds funny.
Tape 14:
same therapist as 13. she asks if 46 knows about the pizzaplex, and says the technicians who work there know them. theyve seen what they think is 46 on the security cameras. they say 46 was accused of hacking their systems. the therapist says that the hacks are causing tons of problems, but that there's no solid proof it was 46, and 46 finds it funny that the techs are having issues. she says she finds it weird that 46 would spend time in such a busy, crowded place despite their loner attitude. she asks if its the electronics that 46 likes. she also says theyve designed programs that talk to them and repeat phrases. she says it asks them questions and prompts for responses, like their own little therapist. she said at first she had thought they were talking to themself, but it seems more like they were talking to someone else. she asks who it was.
Tape 15:
same therapist as 13+14. she starts with asking if 46 wants to do an ink blot test. she shows them an image, and 46 asks to hold it. 46 says it reminds them of a mask. the therapist asks if 46 likes the idea of being disguised, and how they make you invisible. she says being invisible lets you get away with anything, and asks 46 if they like that idea. she then moves on to something else, telling 46 that it seems theyve been talking to someone else. she says the techs think that its someone trying to lure 46 away, or manipulate them. the therapist moves to where she can see 46's eyes, and says she got something different from the communications. she accuses 46 of manipulating someone, rather than being manipulated. she says they were recorded on the security cameras with someone else. she says that it looks like the person theyre with has rabbit ears, which 46 finds amusing.
Tape 16:
Same therapist as 13+14+15. she says shes gotten another message from the pizzaplex that says that theres a glitch in the system that makes the animatronics more eerie than entertaining. she says the glitch spread system-wide and infected all the machines. she also says it was traced back to 46. she says the glitch broadcasted a dangerous message. she also says that when the techs were trying to fix it, the source shifted. she says that the glitch changed from a glitch and became a set of sub-routines that were made to do exactly what the glitch was doing. (which basically means it stopped just being a glitch and became part of the system?? i think?? idk shit abt computers bruh) when 46 does not reply, she presses, saying she is on their side and wont tell anyone what is told to her during the session and that the techs have no proof it was 46, so theyre not in trouble. when 46 doesnt reply still, she brings up their past. 46 refuses to look at her, but she continues. she says it doesnt matter if they look at the floor, because nothing they told her about their parents was true. she says they had great parents, and a great childhood. she asks 46 why they lied, and tells them to look at her. she then says she understands why 46 would be upset about the confrontation, and says they can come back to this another day. the last line she says is "you're shaking your head like that's not going to happen."
UHM YEAH IM NORMAL ABOUT THEM LOL.
i have a lot of thoughts on both of these parts and i personally believe 46 is Gregory. but if i dumped all my thoughts we'd be here all day so have this long ass explanation instead
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ctm s13e06 thoughts (spoilery, sweary, sleep deprived, scottish)
actual pisstake. frothing at the mouth. rabid. feral. unhinged. not being normal.
first of all, the episode.
matthew aylward is an absolutely abhorrent fiend. every single time his face showed up on the screen, me & my pals on the discord server were POURING abuse into the chat. callin this man the worstest names in the world. truly the minginest bloke ive ever seen. imagine shouting at my best pal trixie franklin (who is your beautiful gorjiss wife) just because she tried to help solve a problem YOU created. DIAF matthew aylward.
AND NOW APPARENTLY NONNATUS HOUSE ISN'T SAFE FROM CLOSURE BECAUSE TRASHTHEWS STUPID ARSE IS LOSING ALL HIS MONEY?? TAKING THE PEE EYE DOUBLE ESS ON THAT ONE MATE. NOT HAPPY. THE YOUNG LASSIES (WHO ARE PROBABLY ABOUT THE SAME AGE AS ME) HAVE ONLY JUST GOT THEIR PERMANENT JOABS AND NOW NONNATUS COULD BE CLOSING??? LIFE RUINING
speaking of new faces, love aw the wee pupil midwives passing their exams!! so excited to see wee rosalind and wee joyce as permanent staff at nonnatus!!!
speaking of the pupils, THEY ARE TRYING TO SET UP A ROSALIND/CYRIL ROMANCE STORYLINE AND IM NOT HERE FOR IT. ROSALIND CLIFFORD IS QUITE OBVIOUSLY A BABYGAY AND SHES IN LOVE WITH JOYCE HIGHLAND. STOP MAKING PEOPLE STRAIGHT HEIDI. BE BRAVE AND BOLD AND CATER TO THE SAPPHICS HEIDI. WE HAVEN'T HAD CANON LESBOS SINCE PUPCAKE HEIDI. WE ARE STARVING AND MALNOURISHED HEIDI.
speaking of cyril tho, he's an absolute legend and was serving so much cunt this episode. 100% lad. love how nice he was to the poor irish wummin & her barins.
also doctor turner talking about his old arthritic knees like he doesn't know what a temptation that is for me as a recovering dilf addict. scrum diddly umptious. i had to go and have a lie down and a valium after that blatant and violent assault on my mental health.
speaking of scrum diddly umptious and the turners, costume designer putting shelagh turner in lesbian flag colours THE ENTIRE EPISODE and teasing all the gay lassies who have taste? cruel and unusual punishment. i fancy her so much. at least it was acknowledged how bonny she was in this one (and every one) (cheers sister v you queen)


speaking of the turners also, it's fabulous to see all of my stepchildren safe and well, especially my best and favourite wee lassie may <3 i know we're probably coming up for some pretty harrowing stories about her, so it was awfy gid to see thon wee smile for a moment.
finally: loved seeing sheelz in her element on the old johanna whacking oot the jesus bangers wi the local weans SING HOSANNA SING HOSANNA SING HOSANNA TO THE KING OF KINGS!! GIVE ME OIL IN MY LAMP KEEP IT BURNING 🔥 🕺🏼💃👯♂️
fuckall but slay.
not about this episode but my very final thought: WHAT THE ACTUAL SHITTING FUCK DO YOU MEAN WE'RE NOT GETTING CTM NEXT WEEK BECAUSE OF THE BAFTAS. WHO GIVES A RATS SMELLY ARSE ABOUT THE BRITISH ACADEMY FILM AND TELEVISION AWARDS. WHO EVEN WATCHES THEM. EVERYBODY LOVES CTM. LITERALLY EVERYONE IN THE WORLD. I DON'T KNOW ANYONE WHO EVEN KENS WHIT THE BAFTAS ARE AW ABOOT.
god bless my ctm luvvas. catch yis aw in a fortnight. big kissies to all (especially my wifey sheely turny)
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Update on Jttw Au
I have decided I will write it and I have more ideas.
So for antagonists I have two options.
1. Toulong/water lizard dragon. He usurped a river and attempted to eat Tripitaka but was subdued by Sun Wukong and was taken away for an unspecified punishment (anywhere from imprisonment to execution) so maybe his water demon minions could be luring Sun Wukong using Tripitaka for a reason. Idk why they would need percy tho. Ye idk woth this one, I haven't the energy to think about it thoroughly
2. Wansheng dragon clan. They are much more promising. Essentially the Wansheng dragon king and nine headed bug (his son-in-law) stole this Sarai (can't remember why) and framed some monks for it, then the pilgrims discover the truth and Sin Wukong and Zhu Bajie pretty much murder him and his whole family. Some resentment would build up there. I have two ideas for this aswell which I'll just put both here. First is that one of Wansheng dragons ancestors is still very bitter 7 centuries later and steal tripitaka to lure Sun Wukong and attempt to kill him. But again, what about Percy? My second solution covers this. Same ancestor but they are attempting to revive the dead dragon clan (I understand samsara but I'm imaging just snatching them with their memories back into their corpses from whatever vessel they have), tripitaka both serves the purpose of being bait and a immortal turning snack once they wake up. I don't think this random dragon would be able to do necromancy on their own so im thinking maybe a witch who has it out for Percy/demigods in general could have reformed with the help of the dragon from Tartarus. So Medea. Obviously, she never met percy but in my head I could imagine the necromancy potion (which she could probs do with her whole old sheep to lamb shtick(weird word) and magic) would require the blood of the sea gods child (they are sea dragons so I'm gonna say that would revitalise them in some way and + strength cause demigod blood makes them like that, or maybe it would help with the memory thing) and Medea specifically does not like demigods so why wouldn't she be like 'oh use that one specifically. Why? Cause I said so do you wanna revive your dead great x5 grandpa or not?'. Cause Percy is the only currently living child of Posiden. So ye. And Obviously they need Sun Wukong, whether that is for a 'need a part of the murderer' voldermort core or the weapon he killed him with (the staff) and then the added benefit of Wansheng dragon taking his revenge out on Monkey king after he wakes up and eats Tripitaka.
Other random stuff:
-I can see Tripitaka just knitting or smth for the first day or two (when they are ignorant of the real reason they have been kidnapped) just calm and collected, counting stitches and mumbling sutras while Percy is having a full mental breakdown
-It would be so cute if by the end of it Tripitaka has this lumpy jumper to give to Sun Wukong like he's his grandma (tbf that's how he acts 90% of the novel, a very judgmental grandmother for all his wayward dicisples)
-I think Tripitaka would also probs try to reassure Percy like
'it's ok, they probably just want to eat you or drink your blood, nothing to worry about ' 😊🌸
Percy:😰
(Percy don't have context but this is 100% comforting in Sanzangs head)
-Also if I go with the necromancy storyline (which I like the most) im gonna need Nico to come at some point and br like 'I felt a disturbance in the force' but also I haven't finished reading the book him and will are in (got to chapter 5, put it down and forgot about it till now) so idk what they are doing in Canon currently
-It has just occurred to me that both Frank and Sun wukong are shapeshifters which is so fun
Please tell me what you think , anything I could add or stuff I got wrong and again if you want to write this story please tag me so I can read it 🙏
#percy jackson#Pjo#jttw#journey to the west#sun wukong#monkey king#Wansheng dragon clan#Toulong#All the dragons have really cute names#Like Aoguang#And Yulong#Jttw au#Tripitaka#Xuanzang#Tang Sanzang#Medea#I tried to research necromancy in China and it just gave me jīangshī which isn't really what I'm going for#So witches it is#I feel like they give me the most leeway
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Totally going out on a limb here but judging from your fics,,,, I’m gettin a hopeless romantic who uses a veil of comedy to hide the real freaky ideas stored in that noggin of yours. The veil is see through. 100 percent transparent. If anything, said ‘veil’ is more like a magnifying glass.
If my opinion holds any value i say slam that magical staff down and let the floodgates of your nsfw ideas for quickie invade my dashboard. Please. I’d gladly drown in them. Hell, I’m tying my comically stereotypical sailors cravat around my neck as we speak. Aye aye captain Zoomies and let the ship set sail🫡⚓️
Maybe this is just me trying to live out my dream of being some Criminal Minds level profiler,, except I’m doin a wack job at it… but this is fun nevertheless
these are so funny im cryingnndkjhgkjg💗💗💗💗 i'm just gonna leave these assumptions up to interpretation !! but i will say, i do have freakier ideas !! you're right about that !! im currently writing them as we speak !! a lot of my more filthy fics aren't reader-insert tho. so i don't rly mention them here !! liiike i think the average, tumblr fanfic reader would find them super weird lmao
I LOVE YOU BTW !!! you're crackin' me up over here OIGHEOSIHGSOEIG thank you for the ask !!💗💗💗
#txt#asks#im cryin over captain zoomies let the ship sail kshgksdg#quickandsilvers#hiding this in the tags but i rly don't think fans of reader insert would be interested in fics abt logan drilling quickie's silver cooch#sorry what who said that
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had the mitch trade meltdown the day after our last game when everyone was being stupid and just yesterday realized its not gonna happen bc our generating is hugely dependent on mitch’s playmaking, not too mention hes our best defensive forward by a MILE and i doubt kyle or any real professional vaguely familiar with the leafs organization would take such a stupid gamble 😭 even considering it outside of purely hockey matters him not being in the locker room might actually affect the team (and austons contract which im not even saying in a shippy way 😭) in a way im sure the actual staff working there recognize… so dw too much about twitter GMs they do this every single year bc mitch doesnt look or act like the average hockey player and men are weird about it lmao sorry for the rambling i hope u have a good worry-free day 💗💗
OH YOU'RE A SWEETHEART... thank you for the reassurance.. i mostly haven't been worried so far...
... i know it all just gets swirled up on twitter and ppl waste their bored summers without hockey coming up with 498329423 trade proposals instead, but today the unhinged energy really was getting to me a bit. it's just the way so many ppl who seem so normal during the regular season suddenly are 100% on board with having him gone.. or even pushing for it when all the quotes from ppl in charge aka kyle are just like 'we'll consider anything' like. fair weather fan much?? jfc. it would be the most idiotic move to get rid of a franchise player like mitch... a play driver AND one of the biggest voices and sources of energy in the room... for the sake of... what... "changing the culture"?? the same culture that makes auston matthews want to be part of this team? i will admit, i love how even the haters are like 'gotta worry about matthews if they trade 16 tho :/'.. youre damn right you do lmfao. if either one of them gets traded or leaves.. i gotta think i'm gonna have to root for the franchises collapse... a cup drought double what it is now.
#easks#its just ppl being overly reactive to the end of the season but christs sake mannnnn#im more loyal to players than a franchise which is i guess where the split is but i dont comprehend how ppl are the reverse lmfao#i can easily retreat to my fictional little universes w this angsty shit but theres no way im actually going to consider that a possibility#in reality at ALL.#he was our best player all fucking season.. that would be so stupid#jts contract rlly has us fucking chained but i hope the leafs just hold out w the core until his times up n then we get more space#if u genuinely believe theres a culture problem w this team then why are u even rooting for them in the first place lmfao#like these ppl legit want the players and the coaches to hate each other so much... guess thats where we differ#want my team happy n loving each other and trying for each other#anywya no need to apologize.. thank YOU for giving me a place to rant my worries fklsdj#stressed for no reason bc everyhting eveyrones proposing is so fucking illogical its insane
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"is it tho ? then why's there only one winner?" Im CERTAIN staff doesn't release new things into the community and take input from the community for new traits just for a bunch of assholes to hoard those traits. 100% certain that's not the purpose of the RL.
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you know the lenin mausoleum, right? well, I have something for you.
one morning one of the mausoleum's staff members notices that there's a part of L missing and through the hole they saw that he was actually a red velvet cake. later that day a grim finding is made in one of the locker rooms in the building, a dead body is found. on the floor, the night guard completely still, his fingers have something white on them. it's like the guard has licked his fingers after having eaten something. as the person, who discovered the corpse, slowly moves their eyes to the guard's mouth, they notice the whipped cream on his lips... all these years the staff had been embalming and conserving a red velvet cake!
you wouldn't eat an over 100 year old cake
😱 :omfg:
i wonder what happened to the real body 🤔🤔 and yeah i would eat a 100 year old cake as long as it wouldnt kill me (rip to the security guard but im built different) :p this is reminds me tho of the time that they realized that mao's body was fake too 😆 it was crazy
this is the way ive heard the story told:
years ago, the one of the watchmen guarding the building where mao's body is on display noticed something strange. He saw that the coffin had been disturbed. But he didn't say anything for fear of being accused of having done it himself. The next morning, though, visitors complained that the body looked strange. That it looked like it was melting. Upon further inspection, it appeared that they were right. The body was melting! It was quickly removed for further investigation and was secretly replaced with a wax figurine. Once the body was thoroughly studied it appeared that the real body had been replaced with a chocolate replica, similar to the kind that the chocolate guy on tiktok makes. So the story goes, some of the staff ate part of his body, and soon after developed auditory and visual hallucinations. It was never clear if they did find the body again. For all we know, they're still protecting a wax figurine made in the likeness of mao's dead body. Who knows if they'll ever tell anyone?
#expertly written!!#i rewrote mine twice and still i couldnt get it to sound as sinister as yours 😅#you should write more often 🥹#asks#elsa my beloved <3#unreality
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Hi, I just wanted you to know that I LOVE the jmart shimejis, they managed to crash my computer after I left to do something for a few minutes. 10/10 no notes (also I wanted to ask if you were gonna do the other archival staff as shimejis)
Hello, thank you so much! :D Im really glad when I see that people like the guys! (Hope they don’t crash your computer in the future tho)
I had plans to do Sasha and Tim, but Im still not 100% sure about that. Possibly I'll make them when Im less busy with some irl stuff.
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lol about your post on fate+… i agree!!! long ass rant incoming 😭
first of all, the tour is very rushed. yes ik the boys have been hinting at it since their LA show back in october but announcing the tour the day after the last show of the regular fate tour and giving engenes only a week for ticketing is wild. but kpop companies have caught on that many fans will spend $$$ to see their idols and will gather up money somehow even with a few days notice. it’s so ughhh because it brings me to my next point.
the ticket pricing 🙄🙄 wdym nyc show VIP1 was $700+ with fees. and no benefits with the VIP package were announced so nobody including the arena staff know if send off is included. (i hope it isn’t cause goddamn after that first LA show it was a mess) ive never gotten VIP/GA tickets for any concert ever because i only started working a year and a half ago and just personally don’t think it’s worth it for me considering i make minimum wage at the moment. but i spent $150 without fees fate in newark for a pretty good seat at prudential. however for UBS ticketing today, seats just as good were $250-$300. like i get it’s a diff arena so diff pricing but DAMN? luckily i was able to snag $150 tickets towards the back of the 100s section but damn why is there a $100 upcharge for sitting like a few rows in front…bffr hybe. i went to see txt at UBS last year and the seats in the same area i sat in for that concert were $300+ today 😭😭😭 concerts in general are getting more and more expensive and it sucksss!!! but like i said, kpop companies know kpop stans will buy no matter the price so they unashamedly increase prices with each subsequent tour. that’s def why some groups are touring 24/7…and enha is def gonna become that group for hybe considering their international success is crazy. i have a feeling they plan to push txt more in korea and enha more internationally so enha is gonna keep on touring and touring.
i personally believe that even $200 w/ fees is kinda pushing it for a concert even it means a good view! but you can’t get good concert tickets for cheaper with any artist (why are drake tickets like $300 for nosebleeds)
my third point is rest 😭 for the sake of the boys health, the tour should be starting in late summer/early fall and with dates more spaced out. there was so much discourse on twitter about whether the tour should be boycotted or not. i felt really guilty even considering buying tickets cause of it. imo i believe that a boycott would only hurt the boys more. it’s ok to want to go see them. HOWEVER, belift/hybe should be giving the boys some time to rest because jfc they’re also comparing for a comeback. i hope the boys get AT LEAST a week without intense practices and constant filming. a month long rest is ideal but it’s not realistic knowing their management. i really really hope all goes well this tour and the boys stay healthy. jay my pookie wookie also seemed so excited to go to tacoma, even if it’s for a day so i hope he can visit his old hometown 😫😫
and with the large influx of y/n interaction loving engenes (ik i can’t talk because im sending this to a fic blog on tumblr.com) i hope the boys don’t have to deal with the same type of bullshit they did during this last tour. it’s inevitable tho, so many people are getting into enha because they do a lot of fanservice these days. i really want to know if they flirt 24/7 on weverse because it’s entertaining to watch the aftermath or because their management really wants to push the parasocial thing with them. makes sense if it’s the management tho considering send off was very interactive (a lot of the tiktoks of it went virallll) + the boys are constantly on vlive and making flirty comments these days (sunghoon when i catch u)
right??? i loveddd the fate tour and there was plenty of time between the announcement and the actual purchasing of tickets, if i remember correctly. but today was just a mess!!! :/ how have they not realized that some engenes need more than a week to prepare and come up with the money to attend, like i had friends selling photocard collections just to buy tickets 😭 but yeah ultimately just had to dish out money from their own pockets
i believe they all have send off now (i was buying vip1 tickets for my friends and it said so on the package) but i was shocked that they even had send off still after how bad it was last time 😭😭 (to be fair i think send off was rlly nice in la tho so fingers crossed they find a big space again to hold it in) but god it makes me so sad to hear that they're just running enha dry with tour after tour 😭 and right!!! there was literally a $200+ service fee?? that's literally the price of another ticket like wtf
honestly i don't think a boycott would help. i think it could if everyone committed to it, but the moment people mentioned it i knew it wasn't happening because people aren't actually willing to give up on seeing enha. realistically there's not even much of a point to the tour considering they have like 4 new songs?? svt hasn't toured in the us since be the sun and they're gonna have two albums of songs for their next tour now. i just wish belift would let enha space out their tours like that 💔 but!! i will say i am glad that jay gets to tour in his hometown in all this
LOL it is ironic to say that to a reader insert writer but it is more of a nameless oc insert for me!!! 🥲 but i totally get what you mean, there's so many engenes who only care about interactions and "y/n moments" like this girl literally shoved me during the fate tour when they came down the aisles??? 💀 like girl chill u can have heeseung omg 🚶♂️ no i'm not gonna lie i think the y/n stans on twitter have fallen victim to the parasocial relationship HARD and it feels like it all started because of the fate tour too 😭 it also doesn't help that belift pushes them to fit this perfect boyfriend image with the whole "dating my fans" kind of thing. i was sooo done with them after everyone started posting their selca days for jungwon's birthday like jfc 😭😭
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I am looking respectfully at sunny's sister 😳
🎵, 🤭(for the kink one, can't find proper emoji)📅,🥘,👨⚕️,💝,🎈,😝,🚗 Sorry for so many I love her and I need to know more!
Thank Youuuuuu shes sadly not nearly as Situation-Prone as her knucklehead brother & im afraid ill have to disappoint u a little but ill do what i can
🎵 Do they have a noisy tummy? Is there anything unique or notable about the sounds their tummy makes? - only when shes hungry, but its nothing particularly noteworthy
🫢 Do they have any kind of belly kink or awareness of it? Do any of the characters around them? - no😔
📅 How frequently do they get into tummy shenanigans? - pretty rarely. i think the thing that gets her most often is taste testing (she cooks a lot) but also sometimes one does have to go a little overboard when good food is involved. doesnt generally get Ridiculously Overstuffed but occasionally finds herself a little too full
🥘 What's the most they've eaten in one sitting? How did they feel afterwards? - Good Question giuliana has a pretty good capacity & doesnt usually wind up too overstuffed even if her tummys stickin out a little. probably like some holiday dinner where there was way too much food & she had to eat too much to even try it all. she didnt feel Awful but her belly was definitely too tight for comfort
🧑⚕️ Do they usually ask for comfort when they don't feel good, or does somebody just know to comfort them? - shes one to dismiss it & walk it off for sure. i think the people close to her can tell tho & they make her stop & rest a little
💝 Do they want comfort when they don't feel good--even if they won't admit it--or do they prefer to deal with it alone? - she acts all tough but she does want comfort. even if she tells herself she doesnt. she generally deals with it alone tho😔
🎈 Do they ever find themselves feeling bloated from something other than food? (swallowed air, too much liquid, period, illness, etc) - been pondering this one i could see her being a little Overly Hydrated esp at work. i think she also gets crazy period bloating too tho which is Worse but of course Less Frequent
😝 How would they feel if someone teased them for being hungry? For being too full? - depends on whos teasing her. she can have a sense of humor with the people shes really close to & cares about but if the wrong person teases her she might bite their head off. full is less iffy than hungry tho
🚗 Does their tummy get upset from things other than food or hunger? (nerves, vehicles, etc) - maybe rollercoasters. which isnt a situation she finds herself in frequently but shes got 2 kids & 5 other nieces & nephews so its bound to come up once in a while
& some miscellaneous (non-kink) info
she runs a restaurant & her staff Love her bc she has no problems telling off rude customers
shes very blunt & opinionated. has No problem speakin her mind
she & sunny have 2 older brothers. they only picked on sunny when she wasnt around. they couldnt pick on her bc she was not above fighting dirty
shes like a Cartoon Tough Guy nobody fucks with her
sunnys one of the only people who can get away with bullshit with her. shes really protective of him bc he was always such a tiny sickly kid & bc of the way their dad & brothers treated him when he was little. theyre way closer with each other than with the older brothers theyre like besties
very protective of her loved ones in general. esp her family (not her dad tho he can get fucked)
shes very no nonsense & a lot of people are intimidated by that & theyre right to be but she can also be nice & loving & silly sometimes
u know that post about how east coast people are kind but not nice. thats her 100%. she has a good heart & she'll help people & do things for people & make sure the people she cares about are treated well but she just has such a like??? gruff way of doing it
shes a lot softer with her kids & the niblings tho
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