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leif gijinka concept
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#i may or may not be making a cosplay :]#very much a rough concept just getting some ideas down#im not 100% on the staff tho#itd be fun to make but idk if it really fits his character#could just make it for funsies#need to add more ice motifs#might add some embroidery on the pants#lil snow flakes or something#bug fables#leif bug fables#my art
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taking my fiancee to get x nails done…… this is so romantic <3
#i have been just sitting here as emotional support for 20 minutes#i keep looking up and there’s like a whole new hand of nails or color or something and going >:000000000000000#witchcraft#amazing place tho#incredibly nice staff#if it wouldnt mean doxxing myself i would 100% recommend them#.txt#gonna leave a nice google review#CHEAP AS WELL I THINK. FOR NAILS. i dont actually know#550 sek for acrylic colored nails#thats like. 55 euro or some shit#usd you can just go fuck yourself#i googled it its actually 47 euro#im a bitch and a liar
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downsizing yet again nd the number of bots ive had to report in the past ten minutes is crazy
#i do this whenever im in a bad mood#its really vindicating to report and block transphobes and bots#plus i feel like sending staff an influx of the accounts might make thme take notice and tighten security#it feels good tho#satisfying#also its really uncomfortable having so many followers i dont even post a lot of personal stuff anymore#i miss the 10 mutuals 100 follower days
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Playing Dave the Diver after trying other the minigame crossover in Nikke and it's super fun, I'm glad I picked it up!!
#its nice and im just chillin#tho i did look up a staff guide just to see if there was like a recommended roster im gonna try to 100% the game
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lowkey super anxious to post this but im missing you guys so much <3
i plan on a solid return soon! i just wanted to get off my chest whats been going on:
Earlier this year, I dealt with an awful situation of my kinky stuff leaking into real life. My insane coworkers found my content and as I was serving on the clock, proceeded to show my customers and all the staff. then i was fired. Im traumatized to say the least but I over came it.
Come mid summer, I planned so step back for a little bit to move apartments no more than a couple weeks. What happened was both my job (i worked with close family friends so stressful) and a really bad situation with a companion found about my kink stuff. i never expected or was prepared for the humiliation, deception, and pain that would come from my fetish journey
My last job was such a loss. I had been blessed with a cute job as a medical office assistant without any credentials (i wasnt doing anything out of my capabilities of course) it was so peaceful and perfect compared to the drama of my last gig plus working with familiar people felt just like home honestly. Then I got covid. I was out for 2 weeks, at the same time i was moving into my new place. I tried calling them back to let them know I was cleared and ready to get back to work. I received a humiliating text. I was dismissed. That turned into a crippling anxiety of them confessing to my family what I do in my past time
The following week I was met with more disappointment. Ive said this before but I dont have many people in my corner. It used to suck to admit but I stand with pride now knowing those who are around me love me 100% regardless what I do or dont do.
One of my dearest dearest friends, who I had previously communicated what I do (not to a full extent they always respected it) called me very dramatically only a week before I planned to see them (they live across the country and we ALWAYS visit each other when in our cities) It still doesnt feel real tbh, the call only last 40 seconds. I was informed that “I was going on the wrong path” and could no longer be associated with. That’s alls that happened. 8 years down the drain
I was informed by outside sources that my hometown opps had gotten hold of my content (who my ex friend still associate with but I despise bc they’ve always been obsessed with me but in a bad way) and they had confronted him about being my friend. he pussied out and cut me off. they also mass reported my last instagram account😡🤬
I had to take some time back to seriously debate if these loses were worth it. I was swallowed with so much anxiety knowing that an uncomfortable amount of people in my zip code knew what ive been up to. its already complicated being into this and while at the same time not being in a plus size body. thats another conversation tho
That debate has turned into me accepting these events as the universe weeding out people/things that no longer serve me. This has shown peoples true colors, if I am not to be associated with because of my sexual freedom, body acceptance, and undoing of fat phobia then PLEASE LEAVE ME ALONE.
Im recovering ❤️🩹 but my heart and hedonism can’t be helped. i love being a kinky lil gut slut. its helped me grow in so many ways from acceptance to living an esoteric dreamy life. i love all the hot girls and guys that i see on my timeline. they hype me up and vise versa. i love this little corner of the internet. my fellow freaks keep me going. i’ve been so on and off online but every time i come back to the sweetest words and support. thank you guys for your patience and consideration
my anxiety is to the roof as im typing. its crazy that these privacy problems havent been within the actual community. funny. if your still reading this I love you extra. ill be streaming on ig on my comeback day!
new ig acc @missfertileandferal💘
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hello! im new to the one piece fandom cus of the live action and i absolutely loved it!
I'd like to request headcannons for strawhat crew (romantic or platonic) with a new female crewmate that is very creative and crafty, but also likes to collect things like a crow for her crafts, like the reader decorates the ship and tries to make clothes or useful things for the crew members ><
have a good day/ night ^^
….I don’t know where or not you want it live action or not… but there are a lot of members in the anime compared to the live action so I’m doing live action!!!!
warning; spoilers, swearing and cuteness(straight fluff)
The straw hats(opla) x fem!crewmate that is like a crow!
Luffy
bro will help her; he will notice her finding shiny things in the streets or just randomly in the sand, and he will do the same and gift them to her
finds it really cute because she will become extremely excited over the tiniest of things
if she ever gifts him something, like a pin, or an extremely shiny rock, he will put it somewhere on his clothes
If she makes something for the ship; like some kinda decor for merry, he is putting it on(no questions ask)
Zoro
bros confused as hell; will ask her a shit tone of questions and be like “the hell are you doing?”
secret is; he finds it interesting that she does this… reminds him of Nami and her berry
if he finds something shiny; he will put it in a place where she can find it and leave it for her.
Nami
sis wants it all; Nami isn’t a fan that she just collects the shiny and very expensive stuff and keeps it to herself… so let’s just say she has stollen a few thousand berry from her
its not like she’ll notice? She’s to busy making a really pretty necklace… for Nami?
Nami eventful finds it the most adored thing ever and will bo staff anyone to death that thinks other wise.
she has suggested making a business tho….
Usopp
he accidentally lonched a pretty rock in his sling shot after thinking it was more amo and then go really said
he always tries to make her happy with finding other shiny things and tells her stories(lies) about them.
helps her clean things off and make little crafts with them
Sanji
head over heels as soon as she gifts him with anything, no matter how dirty it is.
bro will do the same for her and give her really pretty things he has found in hopes to make her happy and hug him
he is extremely touch starved and wants it all the time so…. Once he joins, her stach grows by 100 times
I hope you enjoyed it!!!!
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NINJAGO HEADCANONS!!!!
since im bored like shit rn here are some ninja hc's i have :)
JAY:
-Likes having his long curly hair more than his short ginger hair
-Left ear piercing
-Snake fangs (from his date w/ Nya during S1)
-Heterochromia (brown and blue)
-Randomly finds white hairs on his head (bc of his prime empire avatar)
-Anxiety and ADHD
-In his early 20's
KAI:
-Red marks around his eyes from holding Chen's staff
-Covered in scars and burns
-Vitiligo on his hands and arms
-3rd tallest
-Aquaphobia (side note but didn't he have aquaphobia in possession and it just like....went away...???)
-Rough palms
-Brown eyes with red hints
-In his mid 20's
ZANE:
-His body temp is always cold
-Glowing eyes
-Gets a LOT of scratches (mostly on his hands)
-Loves bracelets (him and Nya make bracelets together)
-100+ years old
COLE:
-Dry skin (doesn't lotion regularly)
-Dreads ( I STAN BLASIAN COLE)
-The nicest out of the ninja
-Really strong even tho he barley works out (his elemental power enhances his strength)
-Right eye is dark green after being a ghost
-Has the most piercings
-His green eye glows orange while he uses his earth punch
-In his late 20's
LLOYD:
-Teenager (19)
-Pointy ears
-He's naturally has brown hair but he dyed it while he was at darkley's
-Hidden dragon tail and Oni horns (After crystalized he stopped hiding them)
-Sharp fangs from Oni side
-Smooth skin
-Has the least amount of scars
NYA:
-Eyes glow azure after seabound
-Naturally smooth skin
-Hates having long nails so she bites them down
-A lot of scars and scratches
-Has blue water markings on her body
-Sleeps with her hair down
-In her early 20's
#ninjago#ninjago jay#lloyd garmadon#nya smith#kai smith#zane julien#cole brookstone#ninjago cole#ninjago zane#ninjago nya#ninjago lloyd#ninjago kai#jay ninjago#ninjago headcanons#ninjago dragons rising
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"do NOT ask me about ggy or patient 46 because i WILL begin ranting"
You see, I am incapable of ever listening to anyone, ever, so I must ask about GGY and patient 46
I have absolutely no knowledge of modern FNaF lore; I have not read any of the books (something I plan to fix whenever my bank account stops bleeding) so you're gonna have to do some heavy lifting here and tell me all about it
Ooh boy rubs my hands together
okay so im gonna start with ggy because i love Tony and Ellis. (i dont have the book in front of me tho so this isnt gonna be 100% every detail)
GGY is about a kid named Tony Becker who has an assignment in his 6th grade english class. He has to write a fictional mystery with side plots that tie into the main plot. He chooses to do this with his two friends. They use pen names whenever they do their english projects together (sobs and wails and cries into my hands) and Tony picked Tarbell, and his friends were Boots and Dr. Rabbit (or Rab for short).
Tony wants to start working on their project, but Boots and Rab want to go to the fazcade. Tony gives in when rab backs up boots (tony sees boots as immature and worries about outgrowing him and hanging out more with rab) tony wanders around the fazcade trying to find inspo, and then notices someone named GGY with top scores on some of the games. when he asks other people about it, they tell him the scores are seemingly impossible, but when he asks a staff member, he's told they haven't been hacked.
At some point he makes an online blog to ask about it and a girl he'd talked to in the fazcade asks him to meet her. she tells him that she thinks this is more than just high scores, and that he should stay out of it.
Oh also freddy keeps watching tony and at some point begins following him.
Tony finds out that GGY has a hacked party pass (or it was like a fun pass or smth) that gives them access to much more than it should, working almost like a security card.
Tony then finds out one of the school counselors has gone missing, and he sneaks into the librarian's office to learn more about it. he finds out two other counselors have also gone missing, all of them having gone to the pizzaplex before disappearing.
tony writes his paper and gives it to Rab and Boots to look over, and when they come back the next day, they've changed it into a fantasy story. And GGY is labled as the wizard's favorite apprentice, rather than someone getting high scores on arcade games.
tony is upset with rab and boots and begins calling htem by their actual names.
Rab is Greg, Boots is Ellis.
tony is also in trouble for sneaking into the librarian's office and using her laptop, so he has detention shelving books.
Greg come and offers to take him to the pizzaplex when he's done, and it's kind of implied he killed him there.
again i have bad memory and i dont have the book in front of my so anyone can feel free to correct anythign i got wrong or missed
now onto patient 46 who's from the therapy tapes in sb.
this'll be undeniably easier because i can just listen to the tapes. patient 46 is also not confirmed to be gregory, its just a theory, so im just gonna call them 46.
its important to note that 46 does not speak.
everything here is things implied to have been nonverbally communicated to the therapist.
Tape 2:
It starts with the therapist talking about how the day is nice, but 46 doesnt like the light, so the therapist draws the blinds. she then comments on how 46 is not talking to her today, and says that she gets reviews from patients, and when 46 doesn't let her help them, she gets bad reviews. she tells 46 she could get in trouble and get put in timeout, which 46 finds funny.
Tape 4:
New therapist is here, she asks if 46 is going to talk to her, and they dont reply. she asks whats wrong, and they gesture to the flowers. the therapist comments on them being particularly fragrant and moves them. The therapist then comments on 46 staring at something, and says they're "amazingly alert." she says shed like to have 46 tell her about themself, but 46 does not. the therapist instead chooses to look through their notes. she also comments on the chair not fitting 46, but its not specified if its too big or too small. she then asks if 46 is bothered by a new therapist, but 46 doesnt seem surprised or confused at all. the therapist says shes surprised by whats in 46's notes. she says they have a "rebellious side" and a knack for computers, and explains the word phenom to them. the tape ends with her asking if 46 considers themself a hacker
tape 6:
new therapise again! she tells 46 shes already read their files and knows what theyve worked on. 46 asks for a candy, and she gives one to them, taking one for herself as well. she says she wants to start with 46's parents, and claims it was tragic but she doesnt think 46 has processed it emotionally. she says they wrote it like they had read it off of a book. (her exact words are they wrote an objective rather than a subjective narrative, but 46 didnt know what that meant.) she says 46 spends a lot of time alone and is good at self-dialogue, which she explains is "asking urself questions and getting answers" she tells them to try asking themself how they feel about what happened to them. she tells them to let themself be upset about it so they can let it go.
tape 8:
same therapist as 6! she asks 46 if theyve thought about what they talked about. 46 had told them their past had made them sad and scared. the therapist asks if they had written down exactly what made them feel that way. she then says she works with many people who respond to tragedy differently. she asks 46 if their fantasies would be different had this tragedy not happened to them.
Tape 13:
new therapist again! she says when shes getting to know a client, she likes to find out abt their hobbies. when she doesnt get a reply, she asks if they like sports. 46 tells her they like to watch sports, but not play them. and that they like to stay inside. the therapist then reluctantly tells 46 that their previous therapists have gone missing. except one who was found dead, and they said her body looked to be mangled by machinery. the therapist also comments that 46 doesn't look concerned about it. she jokes about watching her back, which 46 finds funny.
Tape 14:
same therapist as 13. she asks if 46 knows about the pizzaplex, and says the technicians who work there know them. theyve seen what they think is 46 on the security cameras. they say 46 was accused of hacking their systems. the therapist says that the hacks are causing tons of problems, but that there's no solid proof it was 46, and 46 finds it funny that the techs are having issues. she says she finds it weird that 46 would spend time in such a busy, crowded place despite their loner attitude. she asks if its the electronics that 46 likes. she also says theyve designed programs that talk to them and repeat phrases. she says it asks them questions and prompts for responses, like their own little therapist. she said at first she had thought they were talking to themself, but it seems more like they were talking to someone else. she asks who it was.
Tape 15:
same therapist as 13+14. she starts with asking if 46 wants to do an ink blot test. she shows them an image, and 46 asks to hold it. 46 says it reminds them of a mask. the therapist asks if 46 likes the idea of being disguised, and how they make you invisible. she says being invisible lets you get away with anything, and asks 46 if they like that idea. she then moves on to something else, telling 46 that it seems theyve been talking to someone else. she says the techs think that its someone trying to lure 46 away, or manipulate them. the therapist moves to where she can see 46's eyes, and says she got something different from the communications. she accuses 46 of manipulating someone, rather than being manipulated. she says they were recorded on the security cameras with someone else. she says that it looks like the person theyre with has rabbit ears, which 46 finds amusing.
Tape 16:
Same therapist as 13+14+15. she says shes gotten another message from the pizzaplex that says that theres a glitch in the system that makes the animatronics more eerie than entertaining. she says the glitch spread system-wide and infected all the machines. she also says it was traced back to 46. she says the glitch broadcasted a dangerous message. she also says that when the techs were trying to fix it, the source shifted. she says that the glitch changed from a glitch and became a set of sub-routines that were made to do exactly what the glitch was doing. (which basically means it stopped just being a glitch and became part of the system?? i think?? idk shit abt computers bruh) when 46 does not reply, she presses, saying she is on their side and wont tell anyone what is told to her during the session and that the techs have no proof it was 46, so theyre not in trouble. when 46 doesnt reply still, she brings up their past. 46 refuses to look at her, but she continues. she says it doesnt matter if they look at the floor, because nothing they told her about their parents was true. she says they had great parents, and a great childhood. she asks 46 why they lied, and tells them to look at her. she then says she understands why 46 would be upset about the confrontation, and says they can come back to this another day. the last line she says is "you're shaking your head like that's not going to happen."
UHM YEAH IM NORMAL ABOUT THEM LOL.
i have a lot of thoughts on both of these parts and i personally believe 46 is Gregory. but if i dumped all my thoughts we'd be here all day so have this long ass explanation instead
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ctm s13e06 thoughts (spoilery, sweary, sleep deprived, scottish)
actual pisstake. frothing at the mouth. rabid. feral. unhinged. not being normal.
first of all, the episode.
matthew aylward is an absolutely abhorrent fiend. every single time his face showed up on the screen, me & my pals on the discord server were POURING abuse into the chat. callin this man the worstest names in the world. truly the minginest bloke ive ever seen. imagine shouting at my best pal trixie franklin (who is your beautiful gorjiss wife) just because she tried to help solve a problem YOU created. DIAF matthew aylward.
AND NOW APPARENTLY NONNATUS HOUSE ISN'T SAFE FROM CLOSURE BECAUSE TRASHTHEWS STUPID ARSE IS LOSING ALL HIS MONEY?? TAKING THE PEE EYE DOUBLE ESS ON THAT ONE MATE. NOT HAPPY. THE YOUNG LASSIES (WHO ARE PROBABLY ABOUT THE SAME AGE AS ME) HAVE ONLY JUST GOT THEIR PERMANENT JOABS AND NOW NONNATUS COULD BE CLOSING??? LIFE RUINING
speaking of new faces, love aw the wee pupil midwives passing their exams!! so excited to see wee rosalind and wee joyce as permanent staff at nonnatus!!!
speaking of the pupils, THEY ARE TRYING TO SET UP A ROSALIND/CYRIL ROMANCE STORYLINE AND IM NOT HERE FOR IT. ROSALIND CLIFFORD IS QUITE OBVIOUSLY A BABYGAY AND SHES IN LOVE WITH JOYCE HIGHLAND. STOP MAKING PEOPLE STRAIGHT HEIDI. BE BRAVE AND BOLD AND CATER TO THE SAPPHICS HEIDI. WE HAVEN'T HAD CANON LESBOS SINCE PUPCAKE HEIDI. WE ARE STARVING AND MALNOURISHED HEIDI.
speaking of cyril tho, he's an absolute legend and was serving so much cunt this episode. 100% lad. love how nice he was to the poor irish wummin & her barins.
also doctor turner talking about his old arthritic knees like he doesn't know what a temptation that is for me as a recovering dilf addict. scrum diddly umptious. i had to go and have a lie down and a valium after that blatant and violent assault on my mental health.
speaking of scrum diddly umptious and the turners, costume designer putting shelagh turner in lesbian flag colours THE ENTIRE EPISODE and teasing all the gay lassies who have taste? cruel and unusual punishment. i fancy her so much. at least it was acknowledged how bonny she was in this one (and every one) (cheers sister v you queen)
speaking of the turners also, it's fabulous to see all of my stepchildren safe and well, especially my best and favourite wee lassie may <3 i know we're probably coming up for some pretty harrowing stories about her, so it was awfy gid to see thon wee smile for a moment.
finally: loved seeing sheelz in her element on the old johanna whacking oot the jesus bangers wi the local weans SING HOSANNA SING HOSANNA SING HOSANNA TO THE KING OF KINGS!! GIVE ME OIL IN MY LAMP KEEP IT BURNING 🔥 🕺🏼💃👯���️
fuckall but slay.
not about this episode but my very final thought: WHAT THE ACTUAL SHITTING FUCK DO YOU MEAN WE'RE NOT GETTING CTM NEXT WEEK BECAUSE OF THE BAFTAS. WHO GIVES A RATS SMELLY ARSE ABOUT THE BRITISH ACADEMY FILM AND TELEVISION AWARDS. WHO EVEN WATCHES THEM. EVERYBODY LOVES CTM. LITERALLY EVERYONE IN THE WORLD. I DON'T KNOW ANYONE WHO EVEN KENS WHIT THE BAFTAS ARE AW ABOOT.
god bless my ctm luvvas. catch yis aw in a fortnight. big kissies to all (especially my wifey sheely turny)
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(A/N): Aaaaand mama's back! First of all, let me say how grateful I was and am to get so many messages from people sharing their stories and wishing me all the best - made me tear up multiple times not gonna lie. Thank you all so much and let's dive right back in. <3
IkePri NSFW Headcanons x GN! Reader - Part 2
Warnings: Smut | minors DNI, would this really be a Nova original if there wasn't at least a lil bit crack?, Licht's getting a little sad
Characters: Chevalier, Luke, Yves, Jin, Licht, Leon, Ikemen Prince
Word count: 690
Chevalier Michel
yk i had a thought for this one
obviously hes a top
but but, hear me out - what if he wasn't?
:)
imagine his cold, blue eyes that normally resemble a frozen lake
well that thick ice is now shattered as he's pressing his head into his pillow, trying not to wake up his annoying brothers (Clavis) while you suck him off
hes a lil bit embarrassed about the way his fists and thighs are clenched together because hes Chevalier Michel, no one makes him this weak
well, exept for you of course
but no one is allowed to find out
i think that hes a little bit bratty as a bottom
like, you want to make him beg? well beg for it.
its kind of a back and forth
but just threaten him to stop and its like a different man lies before you
just imagine him beg for you to get him off in that deep voice
Luke Randolph
i'm a huge suporter of the 'luke only cuddlefucks' theory that a great researcher (me) brought to life
i mean that man sleeps the entire day so why not, right?
he gets horny really fast, just like Gilbert
hes also big, and i dont only mean his body
big boy, gimme a big booooy-
strong hands hold you in place - in front of him, holding you against his chest while slowly fucking you from behind
100% whispers sleepy shit into your ear
honestly so sweet
idk why this is so funny to me but imagine him just falling asleep mid-sex
you're just laying there like '...uh''
lucky for you, this man is into sleep play, so just finish the job yourself~
Yves Kloss
honestly? i think hes one of those really cute and soft tops
soft tops are the best, are they not
but i don't think hes really focused on the sex part
hes a big aftercare guy
he honestly just wants to spoil you and make sure you're all pretty for him
150 step korean skincare routine after every single session without fail
bathing together with him is the most normal thing in the world
hums into your ear while massaging your shoulders
praise praise praise
i honestly think that Yves would be so fucking obsessed with you - in a non-weird way tho
if youre comfortable then he is too <3
Jin Grandet
alright, heres my completely objective take on him
daddydaddydaddydaddydaddydaddy
god i love this man so much
crush me with those honke- okay, sorry
i think hes the kind of guy who doesn't want to have one big session but like short ones scattered across the day
lil quickies yk
hes also shameless
so he just pulls you away whenever he wants to and you know what he wants
he has these 'please im so horny its not cool anymore' eyes
and if youre like me then fuck it, leggo
gives zero fucks about how loud you are
castle staff hates it when he does that but as i said
shameless (hot) asshole
Licht Klein
grumpy ass bottom
not even bratty, just grumpy as fuck
but i think thats what makes the entire thing so thrilling for him
yeah so what if he doesnt care what you do? what are you gonna do about it?
okay maybe hes a little bratty
not the guy that makes a lot of sounds while having sex
he kinda just lays there enjoying the attention hes getting from you - the sex is just a lil bonus
tries to take control on very impatient days
but nuh- uh, his moody ass is staying down
100% sure that he has these 'pls humiliate me' days
theyre rare, yeah, but getting told hes the 'bad sibling' his entire life fucked a little with his brain
pls give him aftercare
Leon Dompteur
i swear i need three tries to get his last name right every single fucking time
anyways, this mans obviously a top
he treats you like youre the deity hes praying to every single day
literally worthsips you so much
i think hes a big vanilla boi
no choking or bondage, just sweet sweet vanilla sex
his hands are huge and everywhere, like a blanket that just never ends
big praise guy too
loves to give it and absolutely thrives off of getting some back
please tell him that hes doing a good job, tell him how good his cock is making you feel
hes a big cuddler too, so get ready for some cozy aftercare <3
#ikemen cybird#cybird ikemen#ikemen series#ikemen prince#ikepri#leon dompteur#licht klein#jin grandet#yves kloss#luke randolph#chevalier michel#ikepri headcanons#ikemen x reader#gn! reader
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Totally going out on a limb here but judging from your fics,,,, I’m gettin a hopeless romantic who uses a veil of comedy to hide the real freaky ideas stored in that noggin of yours. The veil is see through. 100 percent transparent. If anything, said ‘veil’ is more like a magnifying glass.
If my opinion holds any value i say slam that magical staff down and let the floodgates of your nsfw ideas for quickie invade my dashboard. Please. I’d gladly drown in them. Hell, I’m tying my comically stereotypical sailors cravat around my neck as we speak. Aye aye captain Zoomies and let the ship set sail🫡⚓️
Maybe this is just me trying to live out my dream of being some Criminal Minds level profiler,, except I’m doin a wack job at it… but this is fun nevertheless
these are so funny im cryingnndkjhgkjg💗💗💗💗 i'm just gonna leave these assumptions up to interpretation !! but i will say, i do have freakier ideas !! you're right about that !! im currently writing them as we speak !! a lot of my more filthy fics aren't reader-insert tho. so i don't rly mention them here !! liiike i think the average, tumblr fanfic reader would find them super weird lmao
I LOVE YOU BTW !!! you're crackin' me up over here OIGHEOSIHGSOEIG thank you for the ask !!💗💗💗
#txt#asks#im cryin over captain zoomies let the ship sail kshgksdg#quickandsilvers#hiding this in the tags but i rly don't think fans of reader insert would be interested in fics abt logan drilling quickie's silver cooch#sorry what who said that
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cant believe i was so fucking delusional about Flamebringer and Enforcer interacting in some way that it came into existence
actually can we talk about that
listen i already Hortus de Escapismo would be a treat because its a Laterano related event and it involves my wife. actually he got an alter even i knew it i KNEW IT I WAS AN EXALTER TRUTHER AS SOON AS I SAW THAT BOUJEE WINCHESTER 1887 MY FUCKING WIFE IS HOME MY WIFE
and then they dropped the operator records for the Notarial Hall trio and for anyone who has not read those yet tl;dr from somewhat dubiously google translated chinese text:
in Insiders oprecs theres almost an all out brawl over a family heirloom donut recipe. its so funny to me that we all made fun of him cause his halo looked like a donut and he really is Donut Man™
actually his personal donut recipe is so sweet and greasy that the doctor nearly chokes to death on it. im pretty sure if you eat it you can physically feel your arteries popping shut
apparently he likes sweets so much because when they picked him off the streets in some small town bordering siracusa and brought him to laterano they gave him some candy and it just left such an impact on him
do all of you have dead parents is that like a requirement
he has donut pajamas
Executor oprec is kinda cute honestly. this guy is autistic. he has joined the war on autism on the side of the autism. anyway what we learned is that apparently his lack of empathy (as in the sanktas 6th sense) is something hes had from birth and not in fact due to his job as an executor
and also he has always had a black halo and wings. according to the manhua they also dropped his entire extended family has black halo/wings it has absolutely fuck all to do with him being willing to kill sankta if his job necessitates it its just genetic
he doesnt actually have that much of a problem recognizing what people are feeling, its more that he has trouble piecing together cause and effect or what those emotions mean to people. and his parents (before their tragic demise) taught him to like draw shapes on paper matching different emotions to parse it? cute
anyway the other executor that was on a mission with him when he was still a rookie bites the dust and Executor takes it so so so seriously and fucking tries to eat 100 scoops of ice cream because his senpai made a joke and he was just like "okay so that can count as a last will and testament i guess" like babe. babe. he applied for executive gelato funding
and they leave us hanging but i genuinely wonder how many he managed to eat before he probably vomited and couldnt see gelato for the next 3 months
Federico Giallo? no. Federico Gelato
also hes only around ~25 as of Exalter
Enforcer goes around asking various sarkaz about Kazdel cause obviously hes intending to go look for Cecelias dad with her
actual live reaction as soon as i saw 炎客 BEYONCE?! FLAMEBRINGER?!
Flamebringer is a wanted criminal the Notarial Hall has his mugshot on the office notice board (which tells me that there is NO WAY that Executor doesnt KNOW him or about him please i am so delulu rn Lowlight i fucking beg you let them interact kiss. violently suck face, even. "Dino wasnt this a 炎见 post?" if you were paying attention to my Twitter youd know i really like 葬炎见 in that exact order but ill take any combination of just two of them) and also he absolutely does not give a shit he just keeps watering the plants while Enfocer talks at him
Enforcer gets slammed against a wall and maybe choked a little unbelievable and Flamebringer is like "go bug someone else, blood is not for watering flowers" like oof ouch the edge on this guy
Mudmud helps Enfocer in the end tho :)
also he might be like 19 while my conservative estimate was at least 25 i THOUGHT the Notarial staff had law degrees now i get why everyone in Guide Ahead was like "waow, so young :o and already an executor!"
#arknights#flamebringer#enforcer#flameforcer#being held at knifepoint can be something so homoerotic#blood#going apeshit under the readmore#炎见
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had the mitch trade meltdown the day after our last game when everyone was being stupid and just yesterday realized its not gonna happen bc our generating is hugely dependent on mitch’s playmaking, not too mention hes our best defensive forward by a MILE and i doubt kyle or any real professional vaguely familiar with the leafs organization would take such a stupid gamble 😭 even considering it outside of purely hockey matters him not being in the locker room might actually affect the team (and austons contract which im not even saying in a shippy way 😭) in a way im sure the actual staff working there recognize… so dw too much about twitter GMs they do this every single year bc mitch doesnt look or act like the average hockey player and men are weird about it lmao sorry for the rambling i hope u have a good worry-free day 💗💗
OH YOU'RE A SWEETHEART... thank you for the reassurance.. i mostly haven't been worried so far...
... i know it all just gets swirled up on twitter and ppl waste their bored summers without hockey coming up with 498329423 trade proposals instead, but today the unhinged energy really was getting to me a bit. it's just the way so many ppl who seem so normal during the regular season suddenly are 100% on board with having him gone.. or even pushing for it when all the quotes from ppl in charge aka kyle are just like 'we'll consider anything' like. fair weather fan much?? jfc. it would be the most idiotic move to get rid of a franchise player like mitch... a play driver AND one of the biggest voices and sources of energy in the room... for the sake of... what... "changing the culture"?? the same culture that makes auston matthews want to be part of this team? i will admit, i love how even the haters are like 'gotta worry about matthews if they trade 16 tho :/'.. youre damn right you do lmfao. if either one of them gets traded or leaves.. i gotta think i'm gonna have to root for the franchises collapse... a cup drought double what it is now.
#easks#its just ppl being overly reactive to the end of the season but christs sake mannnnn#im more loyal to players than a franchise which is i guess where the split is but i dont comprehend how ppl are the reverse lmfao#i can easily retreat to my fictional little universes w this angsty shit but theres no way im actually going to consider that a possibility#in reality at ALL.#he was our best player all fucking season.. that would be so stupid#jts contract rlly has us fucking chained but i hope the leafs just hold out w the core until his times up n then we get more space#if u genuinely believe theres a culture problem w this team then why are u even rooting for them in the first place lmfao#like these ppl legit want the players and the coaches to hate each other so much... guess thats where we differ#want my team happy n loving each other and trying for each other#anywya no need to apologize.. thank YOU for giving me a place to rant my worries fklsdj#stressed for no reason bc everyhting eveyrones proposing is so fucking illogical its insane
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"is it tho ? then why's there only one winner?" Im CERTAIN staff doesn't release new things into the community and take input from the community for new traits just for a bunch of assholes to hoard those traits. 100% certain that's not the purpose of the RL.
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you know the lenin mausoleum, right? well, I have something for you.
one morning one of the mausoleum's staff members notices that there's a part of L missing and through the hole they saw that he was actually a red velvet cake. later that day a grim finding is made in one of the locker rooms in the building, a dead body is found. on the floor, the night guard completely still, his fingers have something white on them. it's like the guard has licked his fingers after having eaten something. as the person, who discovered the corpse, slowly moves their eyes to the guard's mouth, they notice the whipped cream on his lips... all these years the staff had been embalming and conserving a red velvet cake!
you wouldn't eat an over 100 year old cake
😱 :omfg:
i wonder what happened to the real body 🤔🤔 and yeah i would eat a 100 year old cake as long as it wouldnt kill me (rip to the security guard but im built different) :p this is reminds me tho of the time that they realized that mao's body was fake too 😆 it was crazy
this is the way ive heard the story told:
years ago, the one of the watchmen guarding the building where mao's body is on display noticed something strange. He saw that the coffin had been disturbed. But he didn't say anything for fear of being accused of having done it himself. The next morning, though, visitors complained that the body looked strange. That it looked like it was melting. Upon further inspection, it appeared that they were right. The body was melting! It was quickly removed for further investigation and was secretly replaced with a wax figurine. Once the body was thoroughly studied it appeared that the real body had been replaced with a chocolate replica, similar to the kind that the chocolate guy on tiktok makes. So the story goes, some of the staff ate part of his body, and soon after developed auditory and visual hallucinations. It was never clear if they did find the body again. For all we know, they're still protecting a wax figurine made in the likeness of mao's dead body. Who knows if they'll ever tell anyone?
#expertly written!!#i rewrote mine twice and still i couldnt get it to sound as sinister as yours 😅#you should write more often 🥹#asks#elsa my beloved <3#unreality
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Hi, I just wanted you to know that I LOVE the jmart shimejis, they managed to crash my computer after I left to do something for a few minutes. 10/10 no notes (also I wanted to ask if you were gonna do the other archival staff as shimejis)
Hello, thank you so much! :D Im really glad when I see that people like the guys! (Hope they don’t crash your computer in the future tho)
I had plans to do Sasha and Tim, but Im still not 100% sure about that. Possibly I'll make them when Im less busy with some irl stuff.
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