@thirteenyasmin This paragraph has just ended my life, thank you.
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Oh this new dose of E and Prog has me damn near feral.
I need someone to romantically sink their fucking teeth into me. Ideally into my neck or shoulder.
Fuck.
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gorgeous gorgeous fucking violence who do you wanna be who do you wanna be who do you wanna be when you grow up i wanna be a guitar
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why do i have ?? 100+ notifs again ???????????
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actually insane having your entire life fall apart in like two weeks. how is that allowed?
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Signs I'm fucking spiralling (sort of in order of intensity):
Oh, , we're really in it now.
Hurt/comfort fic time!
I should listen exclusively to the mountain goats and/or mccafferty
Rambling to myself alone in my car with the music turned up decently high
Reobsessing over shows I watched in middle school (either from before it got bad or from when it was really bad, depending on everything)
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we were talking abt toadfish in my ichthyology class today and while explaining their reproduction my professor paused and said "what's an appropriate way to day this..." and then proceeded to refer to male fish releasing sperm as BLOWING THEIR LOAD as of that wasn't one of the most inappropriate ways to say it
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IM LOSING MY FUCK8NG MARBLES.
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i, professorstar, writer of letters of recommendation, call upon the admissions office to look down on this undergraduate. she has trained hard to understand the ways of your noble code, and i commend her to you as a graduate student in her turn.
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im sick im SO SICK THIS GAME I HHATE IT HERE
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