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sainthood.com/have_i_suffered_enough_yet

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my earnest hope for 2025 is that everyone embraces being a little weirder and freakier and less judgmental bc we will all be better off for it like to charge reblog to cast

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touching grass isn't enough some of y'all need to drive out to the countryside and look at the stars

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Actually, the most important character in the thing I'm writing is bella, a minor character, who's a mixed-media artist and loves her two pugs as if they're her children

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this cold is definitely doing something to my brain

I need to make something cursed give me a second

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I need to make something cursed give me a second

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Just saw a razor ad where someone shaved off their stomach hair. An angel just lost its wings 😔

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weirdly enchanted by this

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I have never watched a mr beast video and every time I see his face doing that weird dead smile he does in every thumbnail, it just looks like that one photo of charlie from always sunny to me

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is theres posts on this site

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WiFi is short for “wience fiction”

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those big as fuck crop sprinklers are like animals to me.

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my cat Meatball’s hanukkah sweater started kinda coming off, so my girlfriend went to fix it, and as she did so she said to him, in her most tender and maternal voice, “aww, is your shirt coming off? whore”

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I have only known mr dr greg house for two episodes, but I would like to put him in a little terrerium and study him