#im laughing now

[https-lvesick]

Seriously, reading your fics, I caught a lot of grammatical errors? Idk why non english speakers insist on writing things that are not in their own language...

That's not a hate comment, I'm just saying you could maybe improve?

uh... okay? great for you ig, you're a native english speaker, congrats, do u want a cookie? i got you!

and "non english speakers insist on writing things that aren't in their own language" bc we wanna have fun? i like writing my stories and i want more people to read them and enjoy them as much as i do. also, that's a way to improve my english, you said that yourself. what do you want me to do to please your highness? i'm doing my best here! and seriously, idk why do you feel so... offended? bro this is just fanfiction? why are you going so deep?

and saying "that's not a hate comment" when you're obviously trying to offend me doesn't make it any better.

i could say "why are you giving your unsolicited opinion?" but i understand that people can do that, it's called free will or smt right, sorry idk good english.... but if you don't like that maybe try to ignore and block me? you'd be doing a favour for both of us.

plus, i'm self taught. everything ik about english (and the other languages ik) i learnt by myself. and i admit i mix american and british english when writing, but that happens when you learn both at the same time.

now i challenge you: why dont you send the same thing out the anonymous ask? why don't you reveal yourself? you're so bold, so better. why don't you show that?

[napping-sapphic]

take your clothes off and get on the bed what no we aren’t having sex right now we’re cuddling and pressing every inch of skin together as close as possible for the next six hours

[homeagainrose]

This is the most awesome description of Empire Strikes Back ever.

imagine your ex who you haven't seen in a decade (since he stole your car) shows up at your house. in the car. the one he stole from you. it looks like shit. your ex asks you to fix the broken car. then he tells you that the hot girl with him and his buddy (the one that helped him steal the car) is his new girlfriend. she is a member of the royal family and she looks capable of murdering you AND your ex with rage alone. you try to say hi. she does not say hi. no one admits it out loud, but you get the feeling that they're all running from the cops and they all want to hide out in YOUR house.

this is what happened to lando calrissian in the empire strikes back

[cosmicrhetoric]

ok i finally get why everyone fucking loves law it's cause every time the straw hats do literally anything they cut back to him making this EXACT face

[landofgay]

house MD voice: if it's in his lungs, it's in his asshole. get me a biopsy of his penis.

[deimosatellite]

o yea bird guy

[doomedclockworkdotmp3]

his therapist woulda had a field day at their next appointment

[shepscapades]

Contrary to popular belief etho and bdubs are not divorced and in this essay I will

[strmpt]

i dont know if it’s just that my humor is broken or if meme culture has just evolved this way but

i swear to god sbahj is so fucking funny to me now. i thought it was stupid and kinda dumb n goofy when i was a young teen seeing it the first time but like now

you mispell a word in large font and deepfry the shit out of it im gonna fucking laugh. perhaps it was ahead of its time

[holmsister]

I keep thinking of Laios going to Kabru all sad doggy like oooh noo I will have to marry soon... hoping to get some pity cuddles (he has no intention to marry he thinks hell just figure out something) but Kabru is like dw I have been figuring out candidates it's gonna be fine. And Laios is like but... but... aren't you jealous??? and Kabru is like ???why would I be jealous of our wife??? And Laios is like what. And Kabru is like yeah i thought about it and I think it would be very unfair to demand she be loyal while you aren't but also I am NOT going to give up on being with you like are you crazy. And also I don't want to spend the rest of my life vetting lovers for her so once we find a girl we both like we're gonna go all in on seducing her and then I will propose we make it a threesome. If she really doesnt want anything to do with me we'll just take turns but ideally we will just be a throuple. Dw I've got this. And Laios is like ...but then what if you like her more than me and Kabru is like that's not how love works! Did your parents stop loving you when Falin was born and Laios is like actually im not sure they ever started and Kabru is like. OK we will need to unpack this later but like. You don't love Falin any less because you also love me right? And Laios is like but people say romantic love is different and Kabru is like people are full of shit

[icestardragonhc]

THE TERALEAK JUST CONFIRMED A SUSPICION OR HEADCANON OR WHATEVER I HAD ABOUT GHETSIS FOR YEARS WTF ACTUALLY

While he gaslit N into believing him and his world view, turns out he's not really lying as much as he is genuinly thinking the world is evil. That's why he let N experience that evil evil world himself, thinking N would come to the same conclusion as him. It didn't occur to him that it would even be possible for N to have a change of heart.

Evil cannot comprehend good.

He cannot comprehend good. He's living in his own little reality. That he tries to change desperatly.

In the finished game the dialogue is different but he was designed and written with this in mind and it's still noticable.

[aster-draws]

Identity shenanigans are a hallmark of all superhero fanfictions and i will never get tired of writing them.

This is from chapter 19 of my fic Better Halves (and other such falsehoods) which is like 100k (so far) of Tim and Danny being idiots like this please go read it it's a labor of love.

just the painted bit below the cut :) if you want it

[d4ydream-girl]

comments from smosh cast + crew on shourtney's wedding post!!

ft. mythical, thomas sanders, macdoesit, and www.chess.com?? lol

[u3pxx]

i guess i had to make with the kimchuck, coward

[peacockrulz]

Comic I made earlier this month. Based on a convo w/ a friend :]

bonus:

Can you tell,,,shes my favorite,,,,

[vero-niche]

overall i really liked the first episode of delico's nursery but. but. as someone who knows nothing. about the theatre plays. i couldnt quite take the plot seriously when. the god of vampires/first vampire ever. has the most unfortunate abriviation of our time.

resulting in lines such as: