#im in a roll tonight

[methoughtsphantom]

Technus confusing small Tim Drake with the ghost child, taking a liking to him and pulling him under his wing to teach him how to hack

[firstfluke]

Best friend’s loser little brother x Older brother’s oblivious best friend

[saurinzz]

I want whatever "they moved like they were caught in each other's orbit" andreil shit they have or smth

[natalieironside]

Truck is a verb but car is not. You can get in your truck and start trucking right along, but have you ever tried to car along? You can't.

[here-there-be-drag0ns]

What if I proposed Chip and Queen bonding over not remembering their "real" names.

Queen goes by a stage name she gave herself, but her wording of it in her introduction makes it very clear its not her real name and she knows it but its the realest name shes got. The way Chip talks about his name in the oneshot makes it clear that even though he goes by the name Arlin gave him, deep down he doesn't consider it his real name, but instead the name his birth parents must have given him even though he doesnt know it.

Chip and Queen having a soft moment sharing their frustrations over not being able to remember something so important to them that no one else thinks about.

[korogie]

I missed his face so much I teared up trying this #normal

[xxplastic-cubexx]

they always just carryin him around like a bag of apples

(X-Men #19)

[forgettingcrowbin]

Hello mini crows

You didn’t think Crowbin was leaving you completely alone, did you?????

MANIACAL LAUGHTER

It’s your auntie @elizakai here.

You probably have no idea who i am, but i’m here with your sexy uncle @swiftmitsu , we’re blog sitting you guys in crowbin’s absence :3

ASKS ARE OPEN, we’re a lot more chaotic than Crowbin so let’s throw a party while the parents are away >:)

we might answer questions draw requests or just overall ruin crowbins sparkling reputation /J😊 (just be respectful ofc.)

(if your lucky i can give you guys some insider information to Crowbin’s aus, i have super secret evil information, AND permission to share it🥰🥰🥰)

-kai🌸

[gunnrblze]

Lieutenant David “Hesh” Walker moodboard

[thegreatyin]

i love how poor edward being a submissive boytoy is a universal fandom opinion. like there's no fan content with him being an edgy brooding dom like you get with Basically Every Other Male Character In Existence. no. everyone KNOWS this guy whimpers

[threadsoflacee]

will and hannibal learning to bond like normal dudes after the fall. maybe will buys a phone and logs back to his icloud and shows hannibal all the pics he took in his old phone back in 2013 when he still had his dogs and his river and his house in wolf trap. hannibal makes him listen to his favourite music tracks and not all of them are classical. they both begin exercising together. cooking together. will teaches hannibal how to work a boat and fish and hannibal teaches will how to play the piano and introductions in italian and japanese. they learn stuff about each other. hannibal snores when sleeping on his stomach. will can SING. hannibal gets frustrated when the dishes arent done. will can tell when its going to rain by his bad shoulder beginning to hurt and hannibal can smell the rain before it falls. Let them be Normal dudes. they still kill and eat people and still share the same cruel and vicious personalities and still try to kill each other or r either way too comfortable with back massages and laying skin to skin "for oxytocin its good for wound healing and scarring ok" but they also sit together at lunch and have different coloured toothbrushes and bicker about turning on the AC and which symphony to listen to. theyre normal

[waywardsunlight]

King of Hearts AU Part Five (1, 2, 3,4) Gus is a really great kid, and I think he understands this feeling pretty well, being the smart kid. Even with Luz looking out for him, Gus has always been kind of lonely and people still tried to get him to do their homework by pretending to be his friend. He gets it, maybe more than most people.

[crushedsweets]

How would the proxies react if they saw someone (that they don’t know) being affected by the slender sickness? Like an outsider having a hard time because of the sickness

OK i have two versions of slendersickness in my au! one from slenderman, and one from the operator!

so, i usually just call it O/S syndrome. I'll start with how the proxies would react, and then i'll explain the difference between the infections! this is written VERY casually cuz im lazy

PROXIES REACTING TO SLENDER SICKNESS

if its the first infection, the proxies are more curious on how you got it. were you in the forest? did you touch some of the pages? did one of them leave a pill behind?

tim, brian, and toby would try to like....either stalk you to figure out what you did to get infected, or they'd try to subtly ask questions. say you're a waiter, they'll come to your restaurant and point out your coughing LOL.

...kate will just stalk you and tell the others.

if its because you're snooping, well. depends on what slenderman wants. if the proxies can scare you away from the forest, then cool. if you try to bring friends back? ur all dead soz that was dumb

if it's cuz of something not your fault, like they're regulars at your job and forget to wash their soot-covered hands? then they'll just move on, stop seeing you - or clean themselves better before . . LOL

PROXIES REACTING TO OPERATOR SICKNESS

they either kidnap you and force you to recover or kill you. thats literally it. they usually try to work with EJ to keep you sedated so they can TRY to return you home without getting caught but . . . thats a longshot .

it's just that killing too many people causes a lot of police activity so they avoid it when they can, even if some are. . . more violent than others

OK SO THE TWO FORMS OF O/S SYNDROME.

slender sickness, a more traditional virus/illness. aka inhaling fumes of slenderman's tar/coal will give you symptoms. this is pretty avoidable by just...not going into the forest. >inhaling enough of these fumes leaves you immune to the operator! >these symptoms are the coughing, headaches, nausea, hallucinations, the usual >if slendy DECIDES he wants you to be a proxy(and he is VERY picky), then symptoms evolve into having a sort of... proxy..mode? aka hoody, masky, the chaser. >otherwise, you can eventually make a full(?) recover

operator sickness, from the operator infecting you directly. moreso in a paranormal, demonic way rather than a virus. he targets vulnerable/violent people, no way to avoid it >you can get rid of the operator by taking pills filled with crushed-up coal mined off of slendy in the mines. >symptoms are him literally controlling your body for a period of time. usually results in causing as much violence as possible or tearing down pages >slendy usually wants operator-infected people killed, but if the proxies can get them to take enough pills, he dgaf >luckily it takes a LOT of energy for the operator to infect someone, since its like giving them a piece of himself. so he cant do it a lot

[kerto-p]

why is it harder to break items in the answer

[reaxlette]

Smug snake 🐍

[how-masterful]

Donna when 14 called Isaac Newton hot