#im going to be a maniac in that class >:)
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I'm going to fucking scream oh my god why does nobody do things on time why does nobody care why why whyyy do i have to be the one to keep things in charge
#keri rambles#im nearly losing all hope of the performance for class going well. at this point i dont trust it to not have some problems#fucking. for fucks sake man. i was just support to act in it. why the fuck do i uave to#make sure the costumes and the scenery snd everything is taken care of#GHATS NOT MY RESPONSIBILITY!!! NOT MH FIELD!!! IM JUST SUPOOSED TO BE THERE SND SAY A FEW MONOLOGUES AND LAUGH MANIACALLY ON SCENE!!!#WHY ARENT THE FUCKING OBJECTS WELL USE FINISHED YET!! THE PLAY IS IN 2 DAYS!!! YOU HAD SM TIME!!!#hjdnjhh#okay its fine. its whatever. fuck everyone actually. i dont care#im gonna act my fucking part out and thats all. thats all you get from me. i dont care if everyone else fails everything#as long as at least i do my part#hhhhhhhhhhrhhghhh
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i am going to fucking explode this class with my mind. what the FUCK do you mean NO POINTS for late submissions. killing stabbing biting maiming
#ive had eight hours of sleep total in the past four nights#including one hour last night#then i came home to get started on this fucking essay#and whaddya know i fall asleep like a goddamn idiot and wake up two hours before the deadline with nothing written#aarrghhhhhhhhh#do they know. do they fucking know how this no late submissions crap affects students#if im not gonna get any points for turning it in a minute late im not gonna even fucking bother#like you're basically just telling students not to fucking try because their effort is going to be meaningless anyway#i did send an email to my ta asking if they could still accept it possibly with points off#i submitted it at literally 00:00 so i don't even know if it fits in the deadline either#anyway. time to see if i can muster up enough motivation to actually finish the essay#and risk a second late submission that might be a fucking waste of time in the end#it's always the mediocre entry level classes with power hungry maniacs who do this shit#my fucking 300 level microbiology professor had 5% off for each day late outlined in the syllabus#and then you've got this literal 100 level gen ed course with its no late submissions crap#like. are you for fucking real#anyway i still haven't received a reply from my TA so who fucking knows i might end up getting a zero for this anyway#ugh#vent#college#mine
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I finally asked my prof who his fav Habsburg is and he was SO delighted 😭 I told him I've been researching and he was like "on your own???" 🤭🤭
#my friend told me he'd be very pleased but like oof social anxiety yknow#but i finally was like fine ill do it#AND HE WAS SO HAPPY LOL#when i said charles vi he was like wow thats far back!#i think he said joseph ii was his? so cmon man my boy is only 2 generations back 😭#im not surprised if his is Joseph II considering he told us to watch Amadeus#but he was telling me some anecdote about a royal funeral#and was like pls come take Austria Civ#im going to be a maniac in that class >:)#very good though that he didnt ask *why* ive been researching 😭#'oh you know...historical rpf fic...'(and not even rpf in the way youd think LMAO)#but i mentioned the war of spanish succession hehehe#idk theres something really funny about saying Charles VI bcs hes the 6th! theres been 5 other Charles 😭😭#but im like hey do you remember this guy who's only importance was to be involved in this drama and was also the father of maria#yeah thats my guy#anyways i hope he now thinks of that when he thinks of me 😭#catie.rambling.txt
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i try not to talk abt it too much or dwell on it unnecessarily but i am carrying around a grief thats so enormous that i keep dropping it and i cant hold onto it all. i see a lot of people on this website talking about a nebulous or unspecific grief but to be clear mine is not like that. i know exactly its shape and its origin and it's shaped like four years of college and i cant put the grief down and i cant get the college back
#ive spent a lot of time crying over the grief but i want to give a special mention to one of the first ones#i got covid during my senior week along with most of the rest of my graduating class but when my two week quarantine was done#my parents and brother and i went out to dinner to celebrate. as we do!#and in the car on the way home with my teenage brother driving i played 10000 maniacs' verdi cries#along with other songs. but that was the important one.#and i cried like a child and begged my parents to believe i wouldnt let them down#and 18 months later im still unraveling how the grief convinced me that i was going to disappoint them.
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hi, im going absolutely feral over yandere nerd. part 2, im on my hands and knees here
Thanks lol he's so scummy. I think the thing about him I hate the most is that he like, feels so oddly invincible.
Tw. gross shit, dubcon MDNI
You say things about Yandere nerd, or Marcus (Mark for short if he like had any friends), to anyone who will listen, but it's not like he's actually going to be punished. It's frustrating like, yeah he's a wimpy guy, and yes you could've technically fought him off when his grubby hands started to knead your thighs under the table, but it's not like he's some saint or anything.
It drives you crazy because he seems to get off on the fact that you can't do anything to him, not when he's the industry's next golden boy and the University's next biggest alumni. He's had too much invested in him for any source of authority to care about one whiny student who doesn't have a resume nearly as esteemed. In fact, it's almost like the school has thrown you to him like a chew toy to a dog. Classes that weren't even related to your degree got added to your schedule all because he was in them, and he knows you'll have to rely on him if you don't want your GPA to go down.
Yandere Nerd who cums all over your notes so you can't use them any more. His hot, sticky cum soaks through the pages and gets everything all gross, crusty, and musky smelling. Don't worry though baby, he's got some that he took. You just have to let him into your room and let him get his tongue into that sweet, sweet twitching asshole that you've been denying him from.
He says and does all of this so blatantly that you're genuinely left speechless. You can't do anything other than go along, though.
That's how you end up face down ass up in his bed as he bounces you on his cock, giggling like a maniac as he spanks your ass and has you read out study material aloud to him. You better do your best, baby, it's ten more strikes to your bruised, sore bottom if you get it wrong :)
#my writing#yandere#yandere x reader#tw yandere#yandere male#x reader#yandere x you#answered asks#yandere nerd
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OMG IM SO GLAD SOMEONE WRITES MALE READER I BE STRUGGLING TO FIND THEM
can I request the sbg crew with a big brother figure who's like a year or two older then them?
Have a great day 💖
Father Hen
Gender: Male
Genre: Fluff with angst
Summary: a daily life with m/n who has to take care of his juniors!
Additional details: M/n has a license and rides a motor.
Warnings: Character death(the reader),swearing, also not really character death he “dies” in phantom world
A/n: I hope i made it to your liking (TvT)
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The first time the crew met m/n was when he volunteered to keep in watch of a group during their trip in savannah. He heard that they’ll give extracurricular points to whoever volunteers, he didn’t hesitate volunteering. And so he introduced himself to them.
It would be a lie if he said he didn’t have a fun time. They went to all kind of attractions and tried some local foods, he insisted on paying the food despite being almost broke. Though sometimes he had to deal with Aiden wandering around unconsciously. He had to keep him on guard because he might get lost. Another is that Tyler and Aiden keeps bickering with eachother.
Now to the sorrel weed house, he noticed how off Ashlyn acted. Constantly covering her ears and she looked tense. Out of instincts he went and asked her if she’s alright, she was about to reply when she looked horrified while looking behind him. He looked back and immediately looked away, wtf was that thing?!
Ashlyn seemed shock when she noticed he can also see it. He was about to question her when Logan looked scared and told us to look from behind. He did and boy..when I tell you that thing’s mouth stink as hell. Once it moved he quickly pushed Ashlyn behind me before it felt like the world shifted and it disappeared. He didn’t notice the throbbing pain in his arm and worried about Ashlyn more. After that they left the house and went to the motel they were assigned to go after.
He thought he was just hallucinating until I woke up to screaming from the girl’s ran and quickly ran over there. That thing was back and it tried to attack them. They formed a plan before quickly distracting the monster so that the others can escape in time to the next room. The monster was catching up to him before Ashlyn told him to move away and shoved the cart to it, Aiden being the maniac he is picked a spray bottle before spraying it.
That kid was playing with death because he suggested that they can probably fight them all. The whole situation was a mess and stressful, Tyler had an outburst after because Ashlyn didn’t tell the others about it. His hand was throbbing in pain from before but thankfully Ben knew how to patch people up because of Aiden, not much of a surprise..
Ashlyn suggested that they should take turns on keeping the place guarded, m/n being the responsible person he is suggested he should go first so that they can sleep. He was a bit surprised when everyone gathered around him and slept beside or on him. Said that they can sleep better knowing someone can protect them.
When he woke up he expected to wake up with everyone surrounding him but he was on the bed in the motel, in his room with Logan,Tyler,and Ben. Immediately he felt dizzy and vomited in the bathroom, not good..
He lied to the teachers that it was probably something they ate yesterday and went back home. He thought it was just gonna be a one time thing until it happened again but he woke up in his bed. After that he confronted the group about it and got added into a gc so that they could communicate better.
Slowly he started hanging out with them more, often at lunch or study sessions with them. Considering he’s in a higher grade he won’t be in the same classes with them but him and the others make an effort to meet up. As harsh to admit but the group was much more fun to hang out instead of the group with kids in his age. And although he felt like a mother Hen taking care of it’s chicks. He enjoyed their company nonetheless.
The group warmed up to him and often call him “brother/big bro” as a joke since he’s older. They would often go to him to either hang out,annoy him,or rant to him about their problems. Even though he’s older, they get protective tendencies with him. So does he, mess with him then you mess with the group as well. One time when he found out Logan was getting bullied by Barron, he got suspended because he decided to beat the shit out of Barron. The group visited him at his house to hang out with him.
He love those idiots and they love him. He’d do anything to protect them, heck even if he risks his life. They matter to him more than anything, and he can’t fathom what would happen if they get hurt. But…it’s also a problem for him.
‘Fuck it’s catching up, at this point it will get us..!’ He thought while riding his motorcycle, he watched the jeep infront of him trying to lose the centipede phantom. He looked to his right and noticed deserted field with large rocks ‘That’s it!’
He quickly sped his motor up and caught up with the others before driving beside Ashlyn who looked scared and worried “Ashlyn i need you to keep moving forward, don’t look back!”
Ashlyn looked at him with confused and worried eyes “What? Why-what about you?!”
“Just keep going, I’ll catch up!” He slowed his motor and went to the deserted filled before trying to catch the phantom’s attention using his motor “HEYYYY, OVER HERE!!! RIGHT HERE, COME AND GET ME FAT ASS UGLY SHIT!!!”
The others looked at m/n with worry in their eyes, Taylor tried to persuade Ashlyn to go back for him and convince him to with them instead. Ashlyn stayed quiet, not bothering to wipe her tears as she watch m/n basically doing some that is considered suicide. Tyler and Ben had to hold Taylor so that she won’t try and get out of the moving vehicle. Ashlyn watch from the back view mirror as m/n hurriedly drives away with the centipede running after him. Logan watched with horror in his eyes as he watch a friend he considers as a brother, deal with a phantom centipede on his own with a high possibility that he’ll die.
“M/N, M/N PLEASE RESPOND TO US!!!” Taylor shouted, currently the others were in the deserted filled looking for m/n. Aiden looked at Ashlyn who looked worried and guilty, guilty because she abandoned m/n despite yelling her to never look back.
“Don’t worry, I’m sure he’s fine.” Aiden tried to comfort her until he heard Taylor let out a worried call for m/n and running to a direction. The others watch in horror by the scene, m/n covered by rocks probably because of the phantom. His head was bleeding, he was bleeding everywhere. His eyes looked lifeless, body was limp with no sign of movement at all. The others snapped back to reality before helping Taylor move the rocks from m/n. Ben hurriedly tried and patch up m/n before he could lose any more blood. He checked for a pulse, it was faint but still there they still had a ch-
Seven hours was up and everyone hurried looked at m/n whose eyes were wide, iris was block and his body was shaking and trembling like he was having a seizure. They quickly informed their parents and took him to the hospital where they treated him.
A few hours went by and the others were worried, Ashlyn had explained the situation to his dad and the other parents. The other parents had a hard time believing but due to how serious and angry Tyler & Taylor looked like when they yelled at them, they decided to believe them. They were discussing what they should do to help them until they heard nurses scurrying into the lobby.
“I need to and find-guys!” M/n yelled at the group, Taylor being the first one to stand up and tackled him into a hug. The others following suit, Taylor cried the most. Ashlyn cried too which was surprising but m/n quickly comforted her. He stood up and noticed that m/n’s parents was there looking-well..glaring at him.
He walked towards them before looking at the ground in shame, he was about to apologize until his father engulfed him in a hug “You should’ve told us..we would never judge you.”
His mother following suit “Oh my sweet boy, you must’ve been so scared and afraid..”
He sniffled before breaking down, allowing him to release all the pressure and stress he’s been holding up throughout the situation. All they had to do now was deal with the phantoms..
#school bus graveyard#sbg#school bus graveyard x reader#school bus graveyard x male reader#sbg x reader#sbg x male reader#ashlyn banner x reader#ashlyn banner x male reader#aiden clark x reader#aiden clark x male reader#ben clark x reader#ben clark x male reader#tyler hernandez x reader#tyler hernandez x male reader#taylor hernandez x reader#taylor hernandez x male reader#logan fields x reader#logan fields x male reader
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helloo i’m freaking out
i just re-read “surprise! we’re making love” bc dah it’s a masterpiece and i’m obsessed w that fic and “a man with a plan”. (the way u write remus it’s just 🤌🏼FUCKING PERFECT ILYSM) and idk if i dreamt it or if there was a second part to that fic and pls if there was WERE IS IT I CANT FIND IT AND IM FREAKING OUT and if there wasn’t, im not gonna ask u to write one bc i don’t want to be annoying, but could u tell me how there story ends?☺️ i need to know they lived happily ever after in a beautiful cottage with lots of flowers and birds chirping
byeeee!! ilysm you are amazing hope u have a great week!!!💕💕💕💕
hahaha aweeee thank you, I'm so glad you loved it - I really like that fic too
and you must have dreamt it because there isn't a part two! I know how I want it to end but I don't think it would actually make an interesting or engaging fic (it would fall painfully flat in comparison to it's first part)
essentially, I imagine them talking more that night - reader saying to Remus "I'm engaged to be married....." and remus going "I know..............I'm a werewolf" and reader going "I know......"
turns out she was just as invested in him, she just hadn't realized it. but since being top of her class in astronomy (i.e., tracking moon cycles) and noticing peculiarities about Remus following such cycles, she managed to put two and two together.
they do sort of 'date' but it's quiet and soft and timid and maybe perhaps a bit awkward at first - Sirius is sort of against it and says something like "mate, you need to be careful - she comes from another world entirely, and they are not kind to their own let alone anyone else", which sort of pisses Remus off but he understands where he's coming from.
Remus plays a little bit of interference between Avery and reader while at school; showing up and sitting between them if Avery approaches her etc
now it's important to note that in this AU, I do have Voldemort BUT he's not the crazy fuck like he is in canon and it's not a war of sorts, but rather a political campaign and a lot of internal strife within the ministry
like canon, the purebloods/sacred 28 support riddle, with the exception of Crouch sr who agrees with pureblood supremacy but is running for Ministry of Magic himself
but my thought is that they get off the Hogwarts express at platform 9 3/4, Remus stands with his parents and Sirius and James with the Potters.
reader steps off the train with the Rosier twins, Regulus, and Barty and are chatting when the opposite half of the platform grows eerily quiet and readers name is called.
reader et al. look over to see readers parents standing with the Avery's and a very smug looking Avery jr., the Rosier's looking as severe as ever, and the Black's looking at Regulus expectantly.
Crouch sr shows up too, not standing with the other pureblood's but essentially on that side
and the group realizes they need to make a decision - the Rosier's don't feel like going back home to grey walls and apathetic parents who only had children to further their blood line and parade them around at balls, Regulus doesn't want to go back home without his brother to maniacal parents who use Regulus for political gain, and Junior doesn't want to return home to his abusive father who has never felt anything more than disdain for his son anyway.
and reader....well....she's not marrying Avery.
so the five of them shrink their bags, put their belongings into their pockets and they run
they head for the brick wall to cross into the muggle side of the station while dodging curses and hexes being thrown at them from their parents - an unforgivable from Crouch sr which actually finds him in Azkaban in the end
James, Sirius, and Remus find them all hiding in an alleyway in muggle London - the Potter's insist they come to their place, hire lawyers, sue their parents/are emancipated
and Remus ends up bringing reader home to Wales where they live in the Lupin's cottage and she's never been happier
lol
the end
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so what if itoshi rin suddenly confesses to you. he calls you to the rooftop and ask you to go out with him after telling you that he likes you.
the thing is that all this time, to you, he is a fellow classmate, a fellow third year who became a soccer superstar after he came back from the blue lock project around a year ago, and someone with a really scary face who doesn't really have friends. yes, you interacted with him quite often because you sat beside him in class—but still, to imagine him confessing to a meek nobody, a total average npc who is easily intimidated like you is something out of your imagination. but in the end, out of fear and panic upon looking at his sharp face, you blurt out a screeching "yes!" and the two of you are dating now.
imagine your surprise when he turns out to be a really sweet, good, proper boyfriend. you initially think he will still keep up the cold guy persona and break up with you harshly within a week—but no. rin could be cursing his teammates hell and back, then you enter the room and he is suddenly a shoujo manga lead who is cool, silent, and gentle. he listens to you, always offers to help you, studies with you every chance he get, he always tries for you, and the list goes on.
can anyone blame you for falling for that?
listen. so i read hay/aku/shitai/futa/ri (it apeared on the tag so there you go slashes) and kind of lost it. it's so cute. and also i keep writing tsundere!rin so i go haha what if i mix up things a bit and make it smitten!rin who fall and confess first to a meek nobody mc despite his cold, scary soccer maniac reputation at school. then suddenly i have a full fic planned out. including the backstory on how he falls to the shoujo esque fluffy ending. the image of a guy who is growling at everyone then just snap his mouth shut with floating flowers around him the moment his lover appear is cute in some ways. (this is an attempt at self control.) (rin is really cute. when will he come back seriously im crying.)(i can go on but my brain is blanking out i will add some if i remember. this is supposed to be my break day but rin delulu is so strong.)
#bllk#bllk imagines#blue lock#bllk x reader#blue lock fluff#blue lock x reader#blue lock scenarios#bllk fluff#itoshi rin x reader#itoshi rin#bllk rin#rin fluff#itoshi rin fluff#blurb#fanfic ideas#rin brainrot is so real rn but i have way too many drafts and plans and things to do#one day!!!! one day!!! rin i will turn u into a shoujo male lead#maybe one day soon
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ALASTOR FANS ARE SOMETHING ELSE I SWEAR I JUST SAW SOMEONE OVER ON TWITTER SAYING ALASTOR’S ABUSE ISNT AS BAD AS VALENTINO
Your double standards are wild bro
Aight here we go
1 - Husk mentioned he “sold his soul to SAVE his power” not to gain more power, he was probably running low on luck and looking for a way to get back on his feet
2 - Blaming Husk??? Look I’m one of those people who LOVES character development and i sincerely hope husk was a horrible sinner, like i hope he was greedy and selfish and didn’t give a shit about his souls, long as he had the rush of a good gamble. I HOPE HE WAS AN ABSOLUTELY TERRIBLE PERSON WHO GOT KNOCKED DOWN SOME PEGS TO WHERE HE IS NOW
BECAUSE THEN IT WOULD MAKE HIM REALIZE THAT ITS NOT SO FUN BEING THE OWNED SOUL NOW IS IT, AT THE BECK AND CALL OF THE RADIO DEMON NO LESS
AND YES YES I HOPE THAT’S WHY HE IS THE WAY HE IS NOW, AND WHY HE’S SO PERCEPTIVE
But wtf bro you literally are writing alastor off like he isn’t a maniacal psychopath that literally the entire pride ring fears because he’s a nasty lil power-obsessed shit?? Also Husk is well aware that his decisions got him here, that was the whole point of the prologue to loser baby
I desperately hope husk was unrecognizable as an overlord, I WANT TO SEE THAT CHARACTER DEVELOPMENT
Ironic how this genius says “he was no better than them” YOU’RE TALKING ABOUT ALASTOR ARE YOU BLINDDDD
Pisses me off so much how people are like “oh alastor’s abuse isn’t that bad” IM SORRY DO YOU GET TO DECIDE HOW BAD SOMEONE’S ABUSE IS??? HOW IT AFFECTS THE VICTIMS????? WHO DIED AND MADE YOU THE PSYCHOLOGIST
HUSK WAS SHAKING BRO HES USUALLY SO CHILL AND UNBOTHERED SO CLEARLY ITS BAD i want to say alastor’s done some pretty messed up things to husk because he like revels in physical pain and whatnot, so husk possibly thought he was about to go through something like that again??? HOW IS THAT ANY WORSE THAN RAPE GENUINELY I DONT UNDERSTAND YALL…
Valentino is a prick and so is Alastor there is no “levels of abuse” this is why domestic violence is bad bc nobody is actually bothered ffs YOU PEOPLE ARE MY CONCERN FOR SOCIETY
I NEED A HUSK CENTRIC EPISODE IN SEASON 2 RIGHT NOW BECUASE I NEED CANON MATERIAL FOR CLOWNS LIKE THIS
UNIRONICALLY THEY’RE A RADIODUST SHIPPER WHICH IS SENDING MEEEEE
NO WAY YOU’RE CALLING HUSKERDUST TOXIC THEN GO SHIP RADIODUST IM SOBBING
Yall some other breed istg
Ok thanks for coming to my TedTalk im literally in English class supposed to be taking a quiz bye
#hazbin hotel#huskerdust#artsyannierambles#hazbin hotel husk#hazbin hotel alastor#This is both funny to me and makes me annoyed#Ofc husk is my favorite character but like#Still#my point still stands
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HOW THEY ARE AS A FATHER
note: she/her prns, fem reader, tw: sh*dou a/n: idk how i came up with this.. summary: how they are as a father (poorly written)
kaiser
as much as annoying as he is once u pop that watermelon out he dead n gone
when he saw his child for the first time he bursted out in tears before blaming it on the hospitals lighting
since you both had a baby girl kaiser was cautious around everything that came across them
kaiser always wanted a baby boy so he could get his soccer skills even though he loves his daughter with his life but he finally felt like it was settled and no more kids (he wanted more kids)
yeah right he jinxed it you got pregnant again
you had a baby boy and once watermelon two came out kaiser couldnt help it but cried and admitted it
happy family
his daughter had gotten into ballet whilst his son got into soccer
he was the dad that rocked up for anything
kaiser secretly still wants another kid possibly soon once both kids at least get into first grade AND HE OPENLY ADMITTED IT TO HIS KIDS
rin
due to his cold personality this man can be a softie at times and that is when he is with you 24/7 or the fact you just pushed out his first ever kid
he cried a bit we know he isnt slick at it
after a few days being in hospital you could finally bring your little one home
when you got back to work and came home late you found rin next to the crib holding onto his childs hand
rin likes to show off at sae because he became a father first
after having a baby boy he got into soccer big time
he loves his family (but he wants to make more kids so he put a 6 month reminder)
yep u got pregnant at least a year later after having your first child
your having twins!!! when rin found out he was stuck in a daze
two girls meant twice as hard as pushing out the first child in the family
rin wanted to make sure his children had a happy healthy sibling relationship unlike saes and his
his daughters got into swimming and the other got into soccer as well
sporty family
sae
when sae found out you were pregnant he honestly thought you were joking around
pushing out a baby was hard enough but sae couldnt deal with only getting 3 hours of sleep a week
sae told rin about how he is a father but rin dgaf
sae was only wanting a small family nothing big like his brothers but it was nice just having a kid
the gods granted him a soccer girl and he became a soccer dad
he was thinking about having another kid with you but he didnt want to pressure you after telling him you never want to go through labour again
overall even though his family was small and a bit sporty he loved them heaps at the end of the day
shidou
this man is literally a dog on stuff being a little horny too much
when he found out you were pregnant he was over the moon and posting it on every single acc and every person he knows
shidou is defo a mummas boy so he told her everything
he wants a big family like a whole class he says
he marks the calendar when to love make again so you could have another kid right after you told him you were pregnant
the first child that was pushed out was a baby boy and shidou cried a bit but blamed it he has allergies
his first child was a maniac and had every single bit of shidous personality but looked like you
at least a few months after birthing your first child you were pregnant again and it was on purpose because of him
you had a baby boy again!!
shidou was wanting a baby girl so badly and even said he will try until he gets a baby girl in his family
for the third time you got pregnant and no it wasnt a baby girl
the second and third baby had your personality but mixed looks
FOR THE FOURTH TIME. you had finally gotten...
A BABY BOY!!! im joking a baby girl
and yes he cried but he was so happy so he could become a soccer dad
#bluelock#x reader#xreader#blue lock#michael kaiser#kaiser x reader#shidou ryusei#shidou x reader#itoshi sae#sae itoshi x reader#itoshi rin#rin itoshi x reader#itoshi brothers
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"i tend to look down on undergraduates whose majors dont require hardcore thinking" < most unfuckable person ever to walk the planet probably
people take pride in some of the dumbest shit imaginable...
#i just wanted to get a real answer about what to expect for certain types of classes#and i get this bullshit#thank god the person who replied to that maniac was very sensible n calm cuz if someone said that around me i wud go off at them#i genuinely think u outta just not be a scientist at all if u do it for the purpose of trying to feel intellectually superior to other ppl#the mark of a great scientist is being humble u cannot change my mind#literally all of the great scientists that immediately pop into my head w/o having to think twice have all been humble in their work/abilit#and there is a reason for that which i WOULD go on abt but im already making too many tags and no one is gonna read any of this anyway LOL
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mayhem + some others if they did martial arts headcannons i came up with instead of paying attention in class that also only make sense to me
Euroman would be a fucking GOD at forms. LOOK at this guy's horse stance. I don't even be hitting it like that damn
would be super nit-picky about the smallest shit. he would be like "your form was perfect, but your hands are just a few inches below where they're supposed to be ://////"
probably gets his ass beat by Varg every time they spar
tries to teach forms but ends up showing off without actually explaining anything
pelle would be one of those people that never wanted to take karate in the first place, hated going to class, and tried to quit but his parents wouldn't let him so now that he's in a high rank he'd feel bad quitting even though he still doesn't like doing it
gets mad at himself for not getting any better but never practices
probably cried or had a panic attack in the middle of class but the instructors kept yelling at him
im literally just projecting at this point
especially the last one
absolutely majestic cartwheels though
Varg would be a fucking MENACE at sparing. control? never heard of her. you would tell him to go easy, like level 2, and he would fight like his life depended on it.
has severely injured at least 3 people
bro is NOT fighting "might for right"
would go leave a literal child in tears and then be like "he should've kept his hands up" as if he didn't just go ape shit on 4'11 green belt
absolute menace but in an talkative way
instructors hate his ass because he won't shut up
only cares about class if it's a team game
grappling with him would be SO awkward. he's say some freaky ass shit about the forms he'd be like "rear naked choke? ayooooo 🤨😳"
necrobutcher would probably act like he's an expert outside of class but then half ass everything (calling myself out 💀)
he'd be kind of a smart ass about sparring and give people tips that he doesn't follow himself
he would be super extra with forms- like the most dramatic stances ever and not even realize he's doing the wrong side
Varg's sparring bestie (everyone else is scared of fighting both of them)
has also made people cry
he would fight like he's got fucking demons he needs to let out
total show off with kicks
insane at accuracy
maniac would obv be one of those people that quit for a few years and then came back out of no where having completely forgotten everything
quit but everyone remembers him as a legend
every now and then someone would be like "ya'll remember kjetil"
Edit: also varg is the only one that ties his hair up, everyone else just lets their hair get in the way 💀 he puts it in braids before class and pelle sometimes ties it up but most of the time he forgets
#mayhem#euronymous#pelle ohlin#varg vikernes#burzum#hellhammer#necrobutcher#bard faust#emperor band#maniac mayhem#kjetil manheim#headcannons#cringeposting
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Prom queen
Yuji itadori x femreader!
Part 3!
Content warning: fluff, drinking, lil angst, minor inumaki pinning
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Your palms were sweaty as you stepped into school. Today was the day of prom and of course school was still on. You could hear the hall buzz with talk of dresses, dates and other related topics.
You were nervous, of course you were. You had a date to prom and not just any date but Yuji. The boy you grew up despising, hating and ignoring was now taking you to prom. It also didn’t help that he was well loved and heavily crushed on.
You could almost feel the knife in your back as you walked past girls. Still you held your head high and ignored the snottily turned noses, wasn’t your problem he didn’t pick them. You found yourself in homeroom and seen Nobara already sitting there.
“Hey, excited?” You asked finding your seat beside her. She turned wide eyed and grinning like a maniac.
“Yes and exhausted. I done so much last night!” She exclaimed as she showed her painted nails and even tan.
“Yeah? I had my everything shower to be fair. I left it super late so im honestly kinda—“ you cut yourself off with a yawn and she got the message laughing at you.
You weren’t there long before the bell rang and you both were up heading to your next class. Yours was fortunately science. You waved goodbye to Nobara who unfortunately had math with Mr. Geto.
You found your seat and took your books out, waiting for Mr. Gojo who will definitely be late. He always was. You opened your textbook and mindlessly read, not really absorbing the information and not noticing the person beside you. The scrap of a chair startled you and you jumped to look beside you only to see familiar pink tuffs.
“Yuji?” You met his eyes as the crinkled with a smile. His cheeks dusting pink as he took his books out.
“Hey! I hope you don’t mind me sitting here. I wanted to talk about—um, prom and y’know everything” He informed and you just nodded. You didn’t really feel anything towards him now, well, you liked him obviously, after finding out he was not your childhood bully.
But it was still strange. You literally loathed this man up until yesterday and now here he was talking about prom. Your stomach fluttered a bit at the thought again. You and Yuji going to prom. You couldn’t deny your girlish feelings that bubbled at the silly dream of going to prom with the popular boy.
Yuji wasn’t all that bad looking..
“Y-Yeah sure, what did you want to talk about?” You asked, playing with the folded edge of the textbooks page.
“Oh! Well y’know do you wanna come to my house? Or i-I can come to yours if its easier and then—or we can meet up there too!” It was kind of funny seeing him behave like this, stumbling over words with no clear structure.
You giggled at him and he only sucked his lip between his teeth, dropping his shoulders. You reached and patted the hand he had on the table composing yourself and looking at him again.
“I’ll be getting ready with Nobara and arriving with her so we can just meet at the place, sound good?” Yuji perked up like a puppy nodding in agreement quickly. His heart was hammering from when you touched him.
“Yea! Sounds great!” He gave you a smile and your heart skipped a bit.
The class eventually started after your teacher arrived very late. Yuji couldn’t focus. He kept stealing glances, never having the chance to be so close to you. His cheeks warmed and eyes couldn’t help but stare at you. The way your brows knitted at a particularly challenging passage or the small smile that curled on your lips when you figured it out.
The bell rang all too soon and he was left alone. The memory of your gleaming smile as you confirmed you’d see him later all he had as he watched you leave the classroom. .
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The whole school by lunch time was chattering loudly about prom. The lunch hall seemed fuller than usual probably lower classmates wanting to hear all the details and possible drama.
You found Nobara at your usual spot. Maki looming over her with a grin as your chestnut friend blushed profusely. You set your tray down gaining the attention of the two girls who looked to you.
“Hey Y/N” Maki gave you a nod before looking back to Nobara “see you later”
She smoothed her hand over Nobara’s head before walking off to her table. You found your eyes drifting from Nobara and over to him. His pink hair shaking as he laughed with Todo, who was harshly slapping his hand on his back. His eyes creased and pearly teeth on display. You felt your own cheeks stretch as a small smile formed.
He did have a pretty smile.
Todo noticed you first and shook Yuji’s shoulder as they both sobered up. Yuji’s head snapping round and catching you staring. He grinned once more and waved at you. You found your cheeks warming and stretching into a small smile as you raised your hand and gave a slight wave back.
Your view of Yuji was suddenly blocked as the familiar colour of your navy uniform appeared. You tilted your head back and met the narrowed eyes of a girl you knew was in your year but didn’t know her name.
“Y/N isn’t it?” You opened your mouth but she didn’t wait “i see you waving to Yuji”
“Thats cute. Hes super friendly its almost bothersome” her feigned laugh was anything but friendly as your brows knitted together. She twirled a lock of hair around a manicured finger.
“Anyways. I heard a little rumor that Yuji asked you to prom!” she snorted loudly “which is hilarious since he’s already taking me”
You glanced over to Nobara who was definitely stabbing the girl in her mind as she glared. Her knuckles white around the fork she held. You panned your attention back, now seeing a chance to speak.
“Thats odd. I think i’d know if Yuji asked me to prom” you turned again “right Nobara?”
“Yea—yeah. You’re going to prom with Inumaki sure” She lied and you followed on as you flashed a smile to the girl whos nostrils had stopped flaring and brows weren’t so poised.
“Inumaki? Hes quiet isn’t he but i’m sure you’ll look cute together!” She turned on her heel giving a wave “thanks for clearing that up!”
Your eyes fell back before you were Yuji sat still staring. His eyes wide and almost worried. You felt your chest warm as you swung your self off your chair and gathered your tray up having lost your appetite.
Your cheeks puffed out and feet almost stomping the ground as you left the lunch hall. You groaned internally at your stupidity, of course Yuji wasn’t serious. You felt your eyes well as memories of your childhood flashed as a bittersweet reminder.
Him and Sukuna definitely tag-teamed you. They definitely bet on who could be more horrid. You kept walking, vision blurry and nose runny.
Yuji has certainly won well.
You didn’t see—no you felt it first or actually them. You stumbled back, almost falling on your butt until a hand reached around your waist and fingers scrunched the jumper you wore, steadying you whilst pulling you forward.
“Shit—sorry, um-“ you paused looking up to see who you accidentally rammed into—it was Inumaki. Your cheeks warmed slightly from embarrassment.
“I’m really sorry Inumaki! I wasn’t watching at all where i was going” You stepped out of the hold he had on you and bowed your head slightly to apologise.
“It’s alright” He stated, noticing your red eyes “are you okay?”
“Oh, yeah um—just some girl came up to me talking about Yuji taking her to prom” You mumbled not really wanting to think about how after so many years he managed to hurt you once more.
“Is he not taking you to prom?” Inumaki asked, brows furrowing a bit and you just nodded subtly.
“Apparently not. This girl said he was already taking her” you muttered glancing up at him.
He opened his mouth to reply, cheeks tinging pink at what he was about to ask you when Nobara rounded the corner.
“Y/N!” You turned round and he missed his chance, deciding it was time to leave and turned himself.
“See you at prom Y/N” he called as he left.
“What happened? What was that girl on about?” Nobara asked. You just puffed your cheeks and shrugged.
“I have no idea. I don’t know who she is but you heard her apparently Yuji is taking her” Your fingers curled into your palms as you both walked towards the exit. You didn’t feel like staying in school any longer.
“I think i recognise her. I think her name is Yuko. I’m pretty sure her and Yuji used to date” Nobara told you and your heart dropped a bit as you suddenly remembered seeing them together a few times.
How could you be so stupid to believe Yuji?
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You huffed staring at yourself in the mirror as a piece of hair refused to sit properly. Nobara stood behind you looking into the same mirror as she pulled her dress on. It really was beautiful.
“This bag or this one Y/N?” She asked and you swivelled round.
“That one” pointing to the one in her left hand. She nodded in agreement. You turned back around eventually managing to sort your hair and then slip your heels on just as her mother called yous both down.
“Come on girls! You don’t want to be late” You hauled yourselves into the car and began the drive, unable to stop yourself from biting at your freshly painted nails.
“Whats wrong?” Nobara asked and you glanced over at her.
“I just feel so stupid for believing Yuji—like seriously what was I actually thinking when he told me it was his twin brother” you groaned looking back out the window.
“I know. Hes an asshole but y’know what we are gonna have thee best night and y’know why” You looked back over waiting for her to continue when you watched her pull out two flasks from her bag before quickly stuffing them back in.
You just giggled and she shushed you as you pulled up to the venue that was hosting your prom. You waved goodbye to her mother and turned seeing a lot of people mingling outside. You recognised a few from the year below obviously being dates of people in your year.
You walked into the venue and found your way down to the huge room with flashing lights and music thumping out of it. Almost immediately you were swarmed by your friends. Maki, Inumaki, Yuta and Kasumi.
“Nobara you’re looking real cute” Maki grinned as she curled her arm around your friends waist.
You glanced around trying to see who all was here when you found someone already staring. Your eyes narrowed as they fell upon Yuji’s round ones. A smile on his face as he began to step forward.
No—absolutely not.
Your lips curled and you turned your face away to Nobara, grabbing her bag and sneaking your flask out. You quickly darted off to the large table with finger food and drinks. There was no way you could be near him or be any way sober. You dumped some of your alcohol into the glass of lemonade before quickly slipping the flask into your own bag.
“You not gonna share that?” You shoulders tensed at the voice behind you not recognising it until you turned around and met Inumaki.
“Oh-sorry, d’ya want some?” You asked pulling it back out. Inumaki offered his cup to you and you poured some into it.
“Thanks, so are you excited to be here?” He asked as yous moved a bit closer to the corner.
“Sorta I guess—can only hope the night goes good” You shrugged. “Anyways, who are you here with?”
“I’m by myself” he told you and your brows creased slightly.
“Really?” You were surprised he was here alone. You’ve heard a few girls discuss having crushes on Inumaki.
“You sound surprised—why? Do you think I should have brought someone” he asked tipping his cup to his lips.
“Oh-well yeah. I mean i’ve heard a few people talk about crushing on you y’know—its not surprising that they would have a crush on you so its like weird you’re here alone” you rambled, cheeks warming a bit after realising what you implied.
No way you were this much of a light weight.
“Not surprising? What are you tryna say Y/N” his lips tipped up in a smirk and your cheeks burned. You were praying your foundation was hiding how red your face felt.
You fumbled over words as you tried to give an excuse to your implication when you both were interrupted.
“Y/N—you coming to dance?” It was Yuji. You turned your head seeing the pink haired boy smile at you. You just rolled your eyes.
“No Yuji, leave me alone” You grumbled and his brows shot up. Why were you acting like this? He thought everything was okay now between you two.
“Hey—wait, whats wrong? D-Did I do something?” His heart was falling to his stomach and being shot back up by the bubbling feeling of sick.
“Do something wrong? Please—you asked me to prom whilst having a girlfriend” You snapped, swigging the rest of your drink and spinning on your heel.
Yuji’s feet scuffed the ground as he tried to go after you when a hand grabbed at his bicep and he turned to see Inumaki staring with knitted brows.
“Leave her be Yuji. You made her cry earlier today, don’t ruin tonight for her just cause you’re an ass” Yuji’s mouth fell open. He didn’t understand what could possibly had of happened between science class and now for you to hate him again.
“I didn’t make her cry! Inumaki what are you talking about? Why is she so mad?” His head was getting sore and the thumping music was just making it worse.
“You did just before lunch ended she ran into me saying you asked her to prom and that some girl came to her during lunch saying you were already going with her” Inumaki explained. Yuji’s eyes widened as he tried to think who would tell you that. He hadn’t asked anyone else or even hinted he would. He wanted to take you and only you.
His brows pulled together as he thought hard spinning himself round again as his eyes searched you in the crowds but he couldn’t spot you anywhere. His shoulders slumped feeling the night was already ruined as he reached into his pocket and pulled the pink rose corsage he bought for you.
He even forced Maki to find out the colour of your dress so he could match his tie to it. Did you even notice?
He headed back over to Megumi and Todo leaving Inumaki with nothing else to say and sitting down at the table they had. His head in his palms.
“Brother whats wrong?” Todo slapped a strong hand down on Yuji’s shoulder as he leaned over him.
“It’s Y/N! Apparently some girl told her that I was already taking her to prom and now Y/N probably thinks I was pulling some prank to hurt her again” Yuji cried, exasperated that the one chance he managed to fix things with you was ruined.
“Some girl? Who told you this?” Todo asked, pulling his chair closer. Megumi even decided this was worth paying attention to as he straightened himself up.
“Inuamki he was with Y/N and I went to ask her to dance and she walked off. Inumaki said that she was crying earlier today because some girl told her that” Yuji explained further. He just wanted to go home. He wasn’t all that interesting in prom he just wanted a reason to spend time with you.
“Some girl?…do you think it was Yuko? Shes always had a crazy crush on you Yuji” Megumi piped up and Yuji’s eyes widened in realisation. His chair scrapping the floor as he stood up.
“Ah Megumi! You’re so smart! It probably was Yuko!” Yuji grinned as he darted off.
He searched everywhere for you pushing through the dance crowd multiple times, checking the corners, peoples tables and waiting outside the girls bathroom for a questionable period. He puffed his cheeks out with a sigh when he spotted Maki and Nobara.
“Nobara! Do you know where Y/N is?” Nobara groaned as Yuji approached them.
“No Yuji I don’t and y’know what—“ she hiccupped, spinning away from Maki on a wobbly heel and jamming a filed finger into Yuji’s chest.
“You’re an ass. She was really looking forward to going to—to prom with you an-an” Maki slipped an arm around Nobara’s waist and hauled the kicking girl up as she gave a thumb towards the exit door.
Yuji nodded with a small smile and bumped by people who were still coming in, trying to spot you in the crowd of peers and classmates. He eventually found himself outside. The sky dark with stars glistening. He turned his head left and right seeing if you were about he when spotting you down on a bench.
He slipped in beside you and you turned your head, huffing out and rolling your eyes as you went to get up. His fingers wrapped around your wrist stopping you from moving.
“P-Please hear me out Y/N!” He begged, eyes wide with worry as you glanced down at him. You sat back down.
Maybe it was the almost empty flask deciding your decisions right now. You stayed silent, turning to look at him with slightly glossy eyes. His heart skipped as he swallowed dryly.
“U-um, Inumaki told me about what—what happened and that girl Yuko..shes been obsessed with me since first year!” Your fingers curled into your palms at the mention of her. He watched your brows knit and he quickened his pace.
“I don’t like her back! We never dated and i never asked her to prom! I-I promise Y/N” he shot out, reaching into his blazer pocket and fumbling with the small box that held the matching pink corsage.
“S-See? I even matched my tie to your dress. I got Maki to ask Nobara what colour you got” His lips tipped into a small smile as his cheeks tinged. He rubbed the back of his neck sheepishly as he looked at you.
You glanced at him, then the tie and then the corsage. Your lip sucked between your teeth as you chewed his words over. Did he really mean it? Was he telling the truth. You sighed deeply, growing annoyed you believed that girl. You had seen her earlier wearing a disgustingly gross bright green dress. Your nose wrinkled at the vomit green that flashed through your mind.
“Are you actually telling the truth Yuji?” You mumbled, blinking your eye lashes at him. His cheeks warmed further at you.
“Y-yes! Of course I am. I really like you Y/N and I-I know you don’t like me back—“ his eyes met yours, fingers unknowingly curling around your palm.
“Which is okay but I want to give you a good prom” he gave his typical smile, pearly teeth on display and eyes creasing. You felt your mood lighten instantly and you reached your other hand out.
“Okay Yuji. I think the corsage you got is pretty” you complimented and he smiled as he took both hands and slipped it on you. He stood up and held a hand out for you.
You took it letting go and sliding a hand up his arm to wrap in the nook of his elbow as you walked back in together, leaning rather close to him. His cheeks burned now as he kept his eyes ahead. He should probably get a drink.
It was definitely the alcohol that you consumed that led you onto the dance floor with Yuji, passing a huffing Yuko who was sat in the corner with her friends fawning over her. You smiled up at the pink haired man, wrapping your arms around his neck as he laid rigid palms on the small of your waist.
“You’re so tense Yuji, is something wrong?” You asked. He sucked a breath in as he finally looked down at you.
You looked so pretty. He couldn’t believe you were dancing with him right now.
“Y-Yeah” He forced out through clenched teeth. He was so nervous. He didn’t want to mess this up.
You only hummed and leaned closer turning your head and resting it on his shoulder. Your breath on his neck as a particularly quiet song played. Yuji’s breath hitched as he felt yours fan against his neck, tickling him. His eyes darting about and finding Todo and Megumi staring at him.
Todo gave him a large thumbs up and started mimicking a kissing motion as he pointed at you. Yuji shook his head furiously and you stirred a bit shifting to pull away as your fingers played with the small hairs on his neck.
“Y’sure you’re okay Yuji?” You hummed again, staring up at the pink faced boy. Your smile was so pretty.
“Y-Yeah um ju-just Todo being weird” he muttered, eyes fixing back to his friend. You hummed and began to turn your head but Yuji was quicker.
His fingers slipped just to your hips and spun you around. You squealed with a giggle as his other hand slipped to your lower back and he gave you a dip before pulling you back up. Your body flush against his as you giggled up at him.
The flask was now empty by the way. When did that happen?.
“Yuji! When did you learn how to do that?!” You asked grinning from ear to ear as you looked up ay him. He just shrugged trying to play it cool whilst butterflies swarmed his stomach.
“Thank you for bringing me to prom by the way Yuji. The night has been really nice” you mumbled, moving your head back to his shoulder. He slipped his hands around your waist and pulled you into a tight hug before resting his fingers back at your hips.
“Thank you for giving me a chance Y/N. I’m sorry again for everything Sukuna did. I never knew” he told you and you pulled your head back shaking your head, tipping yourself onto the tips of your heels and planting a small kiss by the corner of his lip.
His cheeks burned and his eyes widened as you leaned back down, giggling some more at his stunned expression.
“C’mon let’s go get some photos with everyone!” You grabbed his hand in yours and dragged him off to find your friends as you spotted the photographer making his way around.
Yuji’s heart was thumping hard, stomach twirling and cheeks sore from the large smile etched on his face.
He couldn’t have asked for a better night.
And neither could you.
#jujustu kaisen#jujutsu sorcerer#jujustsu kaisen x reader#jujustu yuji#yuji x you#jjk yuji#yuji itadori#yuji x reader#itadori x reader#jjk itadori#jujutsu itadori#itadori#megumi#fluff#prom#jjk nobara#jjk#nobara kugisaki#maki zenin#jjk inumaki#inumaki
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im so perplexed there are kenny riders here??? that man is an abusive psycho maniac mass murderer but i've been seeing more and more posts like that ever since bad boy release. literally like those netflix serial killer doc that romantasiced them.
I seriously don't get it either.
Kenny completely fucked Levi up. People that defend him or make excuses for him are making excuses for flat out child abuse and, yeah, also defending a serial killer. People don't seem to understand what serial killers are. What kind of people they are. They're literally incapable of caring about anyone, something we see demonstrated both through Kenny's failure when it came to his sister, and his failure when it came to Levi. They might be able to feign at having emotion for other people, they may be good at pretending. But in the end, they just aren't capable. They're sociopathic and completely devoid of empathy. How do people think Kenny would have treated Levi, then? This notion that he doted on him, or looked out for him and protected him is a sick joke. The very fact he abandoned him is in itself all the evidence one needs to understand Kenny mistreated him. Because not only did he abandon a ten year old child, he abandoned him in the most dangerous place inside the walls, and he also clearly fucked off for long enough periods of time before that for Levi to have to fend constantly for himself, again, inside the most dangerous place inside the walls, something evidenced by the fact that, on his own, Levi ends up nearly being beaten to death and sold into sexual slavery. Kenny wasn't in any way, shape or form a good or caring guardian to Levi, and the people that try to say he was, or who try to defend him, honestly make me sick. It's all driven by some lame-ass agenda they have to somehow lessen Levi's trauma or make his childhood seem not as bad as it clearly was. And that's usually to either, a. make out like some other character had it worse, or b. try to give someone other than Levi himself the credit for how he turned out.
Anyone who's going to stand there and try and defend Kenny and all the numerous ways in which he completely devastated Levi psychologically, from immersing him into brutal violence and death, literally teaching him how to kill and teaching him that to be able to kill is the only means of proving his worth, to then abandoning him without a word of explanation in a place filled with killers and rapists and human traffickers, a place without sunlight, a place literally disenfranchised completely from society, who's residents are less than second-class citizens... yeah, those people can go take a walk off a plank. I don't want to hear from them.
Screw Kenny. Levi deserved infinitely better than that POS.
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I had to ask my dad cause I keep forgetting it.😭😭 He said it was Asperger’s but a news article said it’s an offensive term so I don’t know what it’s called and neither does he. (I finished asking but I googled what the new term was, and it’s Asd I think. Google didn’t explain it well😫)
But the request is Reader is dating Freddy Freeman, but like is low-key obsessed with his alter ego, Captain Everything. It’s all they talk about when Freddy mentions heroes. So with the help of Billy, he has Reader meet his alter ego. (Reader doesn’t know they the same person, if it’s not clear) Just a lot of fluff cause I love Freddy so muchhhjjjjjh
Hello again! I was wondering when you were going to be back and what type of writing you wanted and this is not what i was expecting(in the best way possible)!!! Warnings; meantion Autism(Im sorry if ive depicted it wrong in anywayT-T), swearing, im hoping no OOC, longer then usual one shot... and tell me if theres anymore warnings to add!.
GN!Reader x Freddy Freeman
From a young age; your parents, teachers and class mates saw you as strange; always bringing up that one topic that yuo would always bring up whenever you could, and sometimes it was fun, but eventually those peole started to not want to talk to you.
When you reached middle school; You had found yourself a community online that would rant about the very topic you had grown fixed on, Superheroes, thats all they would talk about.
It was your save place where you can place yourself in your own world and rant forever on who's a better hero; Superman or Batman? Obviously Batman!
but in the end you still found yourself lonely in the sea of online friends, cause well... they were online, and sometimes you would be stuck in the real world where you couldnt talk to them.
But that was untill you meet Freddy Freeman; a crutch wielding superhero maniac who instandly caught your attention(And maybe even your heart) in sciences.
And Freddy was not gonna lie when saying that you did the same.
The two of you started to hang out; most of the time with the company of Billy who always felt like he was third wheeling even if he was in a whole other building.
Eventually you two had asked each other out on the very same date and proceeded to believe you had a psychic connection; Match made in heaven to be more accurate.
And right now; after 3 months of you to being officially a thing, were laying on the floor of him and Billy's shared room ranting about hero's, like you always did.
"-Come on! he's dark, mysterious, most likely rich, and has a most of gotham and maybe even the whole world fearing him; you cant say that superman in better then Batman when every villain and civilian knows what his weakness is but doesnt even know where the heck batman is majority of the time" You argued with Freddy, who laughed at your statement and nodded a bit.
"Ok you have a point; but Superman in the man of steel, and whats batman? A depressed man in an emo cosplay that scares people by being a furry-" Freddy's statement made you gasp and hit him on the arm.
"How Dare You!" You playfully yelled; Freddy laughed at this.
"Fine; next is... Shazam or Captain Everypower?" Freddy asked, sounding a bit more excited aout this one then the others.
"Oh come on, am I a fucking joke to you; Captain Everypower all the way!" You cheered abit, sitting up, which Freddy followed along with doing.
"A-And why is that?" He asked in a nervous manner, which you didnt notice, all you did was stand up and get really excited.
"He's funny, he's powerful, he's decent on the officiency level, he's quick with his job, he puts people before himself; and like, you Shazam does the same thing but whats sets them apart is that Captain Everypower is just so much better looking" you made a fainting motion at the end of your rant.
Freddy's excitment in your statement went unnoticed by you once again as he nervously figgeted in place.
"-And it would be so cool to meet him! I bet it feel like a dream to be around him! And to touch his skin; Ive always wondered what bullet proff skin feels like!" You fanned over captain everything "Wouldnt it?" You sat back up and got really close to Freddy, who was panicking on what to say.
"O-Oh you, he's a r-really cool guy; met him a few times, great guy-"
"Does This Mean You Know Him!" You squealed in excitement.
"Y-Yeah, we're practically best friends" Freddy lied, bullets of sweat rolled down his face as he tried to to stumble over his words to much.
"Why didnt you tell me?" You asked Freddy.
"Because h-he wanted it to be a secret; and I was like why, and he was like cause its for your safety" Freedy shakely explained.
"But Why now?" You kepted asking questions to get the answers you needed.
"um....Be-because... He has agreed t-to meet...you" He lied through his teeth, only digging his own grave of regrets more.
You froze, shocked as to what he was say but to stunned to see through his semi-lies.
Um.. are you-"
"Oh My Gosh! Freddy! Thank You! You Are So Cool!" You cheered, jumping at him to get a big hug.
"n-no problem"
"When do I get to meet him? where? what time?" you asked frantically.
"Uhhh... tomorrow, after school, the convenience store down the street; O-of course if h-he's free that is" Freddy shakely answered; making you stand back up and cheer in glee.
"Oh I cant wait: I need to head home but I will see you tomorrow!" And with that you rushed out of the house.
"Wow, that was something" Billy walked over and leaned on the door frame, watching as Freddy panicked.
"What the fuck have I gotten myself into.... Can you help me?"
"Nope" Billy said
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The next day you basically floated down the hall you were so happy; and it was very clear to both Billy and Freddy as to how excited you were.
"How did you get me in this plan again?" Billy asked.
"Cause you care for me and I care for the fact that Captain Everypower has a super fan that is hot" Freddy whisper yelled to Billy, who sighed.
"Fine: so the plan is that distract superfan while you get out of school and ready for the little rendez-vous?" Billy asked, making Freddy nodded as the bell rang for the last class of the day.
They nodded to each other and walked off.
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The bell hadnt even rang and you were running out of class, to excited to meet Captain Everypower.
You rushed down the hall and to the front door, but before you could get off school grounds, Billy Baston appeared infront of you.
"Hey... um...." Billy hadnt though of a distraction.
"Oh Hi Billy" You Happily said"Whats up?"
"Um...whats got you so smiley?" He asked as he watched behind you as Freddy walked off school grounds as quickly as possible.
"Im going off to meet Captain Everypower" You said with pride, making Billy fake a surprised expression.
“Wow, thats really cool-“ Billy nodded.
“Yeah! well, i have to get going! Bye!” you cheered as you almost bolted off.
“W-wait! Um, Freddy wanted me to tell you that he is unable to make it to the meet up you are having” Billy covered up, panicking a bit more at you excitement.
“Oh, why?”
‘Shit!’ Billy mentally cursed.
“Well, um, he’s-“
“He’s helping me with a projected in art” Darla came butting in the save the day, leaving Billy in relief.
“Oh well, tell him ill see him later; Bye you too” You then ran off; leaving Billy to really let out a sigh of relief and walk home with Darla.
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You waited patiently by the convenience store, waiting the arrival of Captain Everypower in his bright blue super-suit and curly hair that reminded you of Freddy’s in a way.
You were almost jumping down the street at how exhilarated you are for this encounter with the hero and types of questions you would attack the hero with; where did he get his powers? What’s the suit made of? What’s it like to fly? What its-
Your thoughts were interrupted by wind crashing down behind you, you turned yourself to see a very frantic looking Captain everypower.
He looked around a few times before spotting you, then straight into himself out.
“Evening citizen” He said, putting his hands on his hips as he broaden his shoulders.
You were gonna faint at how cool this was.
“I heard from my very good friend, Freddy Freeman, that you, my friend, are a fan of me” He confidently walked over, but not with out stumbling a bit; which concerned you.
“Are you ok? You look tired; Do you need to site down?” You frantically asked.
"O-oh yeah, just was off saving the day and s-stuff before coming here" He waved you off, but his responce excited you.
"What type of 'saving the day'?" You asked, almost jumping at him in curiousity of the question.
"Well, some man tried to steal a womans bag and i stopped it, sent him to jail" He proundly said, making you fan over his actions.
"You are so cool!" You yelled out.
These conversations went on for the next 20 minutes; talking about cool superhero stuff and the best ways to take out villains.
But sadly he had to go, and so did you.
So he bid his good bye and flew off, leaving you as a stuttering mess of excitment and the fact that you believed that it was all a dream.
You made your way to Victor and Rosa's place in a dreamed dazed at meeting captain everything, skipping and humming to yourself with a big smile playing on your lips.
You knocked on the door and Victor answered.
"Hi, Freddy's just up stairs if you need him" He stepped out of the way as you nodded, making you way up the stairs of the home and into Billy and Freddy's shared room.
Freddy was laying on his bed, looking tired as he mumbeled to himself about something when you walked in.
YOu threw yourself down beside him, which obviously made him jump.
You hugged his waist tightly; "Thank you thank you thank you so much" You said, kissing his cheek as he becomes very embarrsed.
"N-no problem... I bet he enjoyed his time with you very much" Freddy said, pulling you close as Darla and Billy watched from the door way.
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WHOAA HOW'D YOU MAKE THAT COBS PLUSH
THATS A GOOD QUESTION !!!! I dont.. actually know haha im dumb when it comes to making plushies i just took some felt and cut it like this
dont mind glue on my desk but i had two of these so i just sew them together at the black line, turn it inside out and fill it with plush stuff from another old plushie i had
theeeen this is where it starts getting tricky, i had NO idea how to make his husk so i kept freehanding random methods until one worked out
i cut out three pieces like this, i glued the front ones to kinda wrap around his lower area and then tucked in the corners of the back one behind the front pieces
now this is a HORRIBLE idea that i do not recommend unless you know what youre doing theres 100% ten times better ways to do it i just winged this shit at 1am without any guide because i had a huge migraine and im a huge egotistical narcissist maniac with too much confidence but it came out well because of course it came out well when i did it
rest is easy i just cut out his face and necklace and glued it on and drew the meeple logo with a marker ez, same thing with limbs
but you see gluing it on will not get you places unless you have..idk if fabric glue works on felt but ik hot glue does and im poor so i just used normal glue
thus i woke up and instead of going fo first class i decided to reinforce his limbs and the husk by sewing it though I'm sure his face and necklace will survive because gluing flat on flat is better than gluing something thats sticking out because its gonna pull off easy so im not worried abt that, but if it falls off ill glue it on with better glue
his stem part thing [light green on bottom] is just an ellipse cut in half and glued on [then later sewed onto the base when i was sewing the legs]
i love cobs hes my comfort plush now
worst tutorial ever it probably helped nobody
he cost me 1$ to make 💖
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