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silenceofthewave · 24 days ago

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( flails. i prommy im an rp blog. i prommy i dont just reblog art. )

#admin babbles #so much art so little rp #curse how busy and tired i am #genuinely i have a bunch of projects im working on.#im doing the tf bug bang in which all my moots are required to read when its published /hj #ive also got a bunch of art i need to make #all of this on top of my current state of chronic fatigue #but im rlly excited about the big bang #im fucking COOKING bro

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1001galaxygal · 5 months ago

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Raise your Hand if you want to do transgender operations on illegal aliens who are in prison 🖐️

#2024 presidential debate #kamala harris #donald trump #IM SORRY I SCREAMED THATS SO FUNNY #WHAT AN INSANE SENTANCE 🖐️😭#I’m in fucking tears bro #we’re so cooked as a country bro #presidential debate #2024 debate

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takami-takami · 2 months ago

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happy holidays

art by deserteduo on twt

This made me sink into my chair laughing.

Chat I fear this would work on me.

#💌 asks #im so fucking cooked bro

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cecelianonymous22 · 2 months ago

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PVP CIV TRANS ALLEGORY???

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brainrotcharacters · 5 months ago

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Oh so it's like that, old man?

#its literally 5 am don't do this bro lmao #that is in fact the real one #insane #ryan reynolds #deadpool and wolverine #deadpool #moral lesson always check those fucking notifications #he remembered the password to his tiktok. if he remembers the one to his tumblr I'm fucking Done #you hear me? im cooked.#i live in fear #why's it look like a mugshot tho #ryan who took this pfp bro

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azureblooet · 30 days ago

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Separate cotl opinion/headcanon

The fight with Nari was not close. The Lamb kicked his ass.

thats all thanks for coming

#azure’s bullshit #cult of the lamb #cotl #cotl narinder #cotl lamb #cotl lambert #look it might just be because i only got hit once when i fought him and it was cause of a lag spike but still #fuckers been tied up for how long?? girl homie’s joints are snap crackling and popping #its giving muscle atrophy~#the lamb took out like four gods yall they aint weaker than him lol #like his dialogue doesn’t even change after you die and try again the lamb cannonically first tries him #also bro rly said for my second phase ill become a stationary target #say less he’s cooked #this is my pathetic Narinder propaganda #ill die on this hill the lamb beat his ass #literally the only thing that gave me any trouble was the fact that i couldn’t use the glass canon fleece kill him as fast as I wanted to #i simply do not get hit #he landed one blow on me and it was literally because my computer was doing too many particle effects and chugged #like the lamb is in the room #the lamb #the lamb knows where their hitbox is its their body they’d only be better #like they can like walk slowly and shit i can only wasd they’d be way better than me #i did try a few times but that’s cause the game gave me the fucking hammer like five times #like brother im playing on hard you don’t one shot shit #as in i loaded in #saw that bitchass hammer #and quit #eyo fuck the hammer #the axe is you but good

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churrorat-art · 3 months ago

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That part in nitw ya know. I had lots of fun drawing this^^

Translation:

Mae; did...did I cook?!

Bea; mae. What the genuine finest FUCK mae?! This shit ain't eatable!

Also guys I felt so fucking awful after the big fight we (mae an bea)had afterwards:( was there no way to make that night go better???(like maybe if I'd actually chosen a dinner that went together?or was that night destined to be sucky?)

Sorry again for bad quality:/

#my art #traditional art #nitw #night in the woods #nitw mae #nitw bea #bea santello #mae borowski #nitw fanart #DO NOT LET BRO COOK 🙏🙏#fuck it im posting this

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baconcolacan · 2 months ago

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I honestly sweat a little when people come over from my not shippy Eddsworld art, just to see I’m a basic bitch guy who likes when the blue one kisses the red one, and also likes TO kiss the eyebrows guy

#neil talky #My homies dont know I fw with this #except one homie but they’ve been here since the start that bro knows I’m Like This #Do you know how hard it is maintaining my irl persona???#People see me on the streets like oh yeah that guy’s A Guy #My siblings’ big bro in the eyes of their friends #Some crashed out dude buying soba at 1 am to convenience store employees #That one artist dude who seems to never sleep to my bosses #AND INSIDE IM AN EDDSWORLD YAOI ENJOYER DO YOU KNOW HOW HARD IT IS TO KEEP A STRAIGHT FACE #KNOWING THATS WHATS GOING ON IN MY HEAD #IM COOKED #AND IT HAD TO BE FUCKING EDDSWORLD??#I COULDNT HAVE BEEN A NORMAL FREAK AND LIKED ANIME YAOI AND YURI MORE???#I COULD HAVE BEEN A FUDANSHI/HIMEDANSHI??#BUT ITS A FUCKING SERIES FROM NG IM COOKED

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xxplastic-cubexx · 3 months ago

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I unironically ship Lilandra and Charles. I'm a multishipper and ofc I like cherik more but I love the banter she had with Charles in '97 👀👀 him being a pet to his alien bird fiancee?? Oooh kinky. We all know that if cherik does some petplay Erik is the puppy (this is a softcore take on those kinks)

my lawyers told me im legally not allowed to discuss petplay at length however there is in fact an 'attack dog boyfriend' joke somewhere here that im dying to make

#nsft #snap chats #helo everyone im finally back at my own room. turns out socializing is very fun and great but now i am tired #just a bit of business before bed tho ofc... heh ..... oh my god im so cooked I HAVE SO MUCH SHIT TO DO LATER #this weekend i gotta print some fuckin. 'can you stop fucking around' poster with magneto just so i get my shit together #that'd motivate me i think vljeavkej #anyways real #im still never getting oevr that shit being canonical dialogue in 97 i was watching that ep with my bro #and i heard that and i was in my corner like YO??????? professor sex in the house ..........#ok im really sleepy now and i still have to wake up to review for a test SOOOOO goodnight everyone #i may or may not be thinking of inappropriate scenarios involving my favorite old men while i sleep #no one can prove i am or am not tho. that between me and the lord #cat name poll's almost over im gonna rb that in the morning but yah ...... results lookin close .....#god im sleepy GOODNIGHT

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nintendont2502 · 4 months ago

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sigh. it's thinking about child abuser/evil fuck off puppet hours I guess

#such a fascinatingly stupid dynamic im obsessed #i dont think bro 'loves' cal but he definitelt cares about him in whatever way hes capable of to the greatest extent he can #to a frankly weird extent tbh #and then cal doesnt even care about bro as a tool. hes just convenient yk #bros obsessed and he literally couldnt give a shit (in whatever way hes capable of giving a shit given that hes. yk. a puppet)#honestly you could vary how much control cal has/how much cals manipulating/puppeting bro and its still interesting #cals almost fully puppeting him? the obsession makes sense its interesting its fascinating its vaguely homoerotic #the puppet loves the puppetmaster that gives it life yk #cal has absolutely zero control and is literally just an empty puppet? fucking hilarious #either way dave accidentally walks in on bro on a 'date' with cal (propped up in a chair with a full plate of food in front of him. dave #didnt even know bro *could* cook) and hes scarred for life #me.txt #homestuck #bro strider

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person8789 · 2 months ago

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Me rn FOR REAL…

#like literally we got (and this is all in the span of like 10 minutes for me mind you bc I woke up and saw all this)#twst ch7 #leona kingscholar #which I was expecting #but not only that #but twst ch7 CATER NEWS⁉️⁉️⁉️⁉️⁉️⁉️⁉️⁉️⁉️⁉️⁉️⁉️⁉️⁉️#EARLY DECEMBER⁉️⁉️⁉️⁉️⁉️⁉️⁉️⁉️⁉️⁉️#twst #cater diamond #holy shit #AND THATS NOT EVENT IT..#project sekai #ena5 #TOO⁉️⁉️⁉️⁉️⁉️⁉️⁉️⁉️⁉️⁉️⁉️#LONG SIGH… I’m not going to say that we’re caycooked or anything bc no IM COOKED WHAT THE FUCK BRO-

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writterings · 6 months ago

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ngl straight ppl really did go off with getting your partner's initial on your manicure. like who's trying to be my femboy boyfriend who does that with me. i'll pay for it and take you for boba and dinner and a movie afterwards.

#i'll bring weed too like whatever u want baby!!!#delete later #bro i've been writing romance lately for a person project and god. thinking romantic shit all day does shit to your brain.#like the fuck do you mean i want to pick my partner up and put them on a counter and kiss them while we cook??#WHAT DO YOU MEAN IM FANTASIZING ABOUT MAKING SOMEONES EYES SPARKLE BC I IUST TOOK THEM ON THE BEST DATE EVER AND NOW WE'RE JUST SITTINF #SILENTLY IN MY CAR AND LOOKING AT THE STARS #man i was dedicated to being single and potentially celibate for the rest of this year bc im fucking busy but man. writing romance.#like shit bro i just wanna spoil someoneeeee

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themintman · 1 year ago

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