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[marscantread7]

Idk where I'm going w/ this but mdni😭🙏🏾

But like, basically js imagining u finally convince all the LIs to have one crazy orgy w/ u. Like, honestly here's what I'm thinking.

Rafayel and Sylus would be like a little jealous and confused bc like??? 😭⁉️ ur my girl, wtf do u mean an orgy w/ 5 other men, two being ur childhood best friends???? But they live w/ the mindset of "if u like it, I love it ig" and they'd agree to it. They're both some really horny, freaky fucks and not to be on that cuck shit, but they'd lowkey really enjoy watching u get fucked by the other guys bc they're js freaky like that idk. And ngl, Rafayel getting passed around too, Sylus having the honor of fucking the brat out of him first😛😛😛

Caleb and Xavier would flat out refuse bc??? Bitch do u even know me😭⁉️ I'M CRYING AT THE SCANDALIZED LOOK THEY'D GIVE U. Like??? Bro ur insane for even asking that, genuinely. But then they think on it, and they're like actually tweaking out, Xavier crashing out the worst, but then it's like... lowkey it might be kinda hot... bc like... idk they freaky like that too. Like honestly, as long as they can constantly touch u at any point or u touch them, they might be able to handle it. I can imagine Caleb and Zayne bumping heads for whatever bs reason, and Xavier side eyeing Sylus the whole time. Rafayel and u wondering wtf these niggas got beef for when y'all not even naked yet😭⁉️ I imagine Xavier would also be passed around too tbh.

Zayne would honestly be the most chill w/ it. Like, "Is this what u really want?" And ur js like, "I mean, it'd be cool to have u all in the same room, doesn't necessarily have to be sex." And he js shrugs and is like, "Nothing against ur other friends, but I think we should all use protection." And u readily agree😭🙏🏾 anyways, Zayne would be chill w/ all of them. He thinks Rafayel is a little annoying, and he doesn't quite know where tf u found Sylus at, and he's almost asked to check Xavier's vitals like 20 times within the first fice minutes, but they're cool. Where his problem lies is Caleb... bc why is bro tryna size him up??? Buddy we were childhood friends too what😭⁉️ I think Zayne would eventually get sick of it and put Caleb in his place bc let's be honest... Zayne topping in that relationship, let's not be dumb...

Anyways, let's js say evb would leave w/ e/os numbers and a gc would be made, private messages would be sent, secret link ups that really aren't that secret bc all these niggas suck at lying😭😭😭 especially Rafayel. "Hey raf! I didn't give u that hickey?" "A turtle bit me." "Okay man."

And if this ends in one giant poly relationship then well. Uhm. Idk man, that's between y'all and God or smth idk💀💀💀

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Oh yeah, and in this, u don't have an established relationship w/ any of the boys. Ur literally friends w/ all them and js so happen to be a little more than friends and u decide to spice things up😛😛😛 js silly thoughts that I have😭😭😭 ik some of these might be ooc, but it's js lil headcanons and thoughts LMFAOO

[chromateded]

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I WAS TAGGED BY @el-crafts?!? This is the best day of my life

Last song: It was Puppeteer from EPIC: The Musical (I think I’m never losing Epic from my playlists)

Last Book: I just read Circe because of Epic: the musical :3

Last Movie: Deadpool & Wolverine! I think it’s Deadpool 3? I watched it on a plane 😭

Last Game: It was Roblox. I don’t play that much games ok??? I think it was that Squid Game thing, it’s hilarious ngl

Last TV Show: I decided to watch Doctor Who after finding way too many Doctor who shorts… I did not regret it

Sweet/Spicy/Savory: It’s sweet. I can barely handle spice without dying. Savory is ok too? But like…I actively enjoy eating sweet foods most of the time

Relationship: single

Favorite Colour: Ok so I’m actually very confused because my favourite colour is Blue/Green or maybe Aqua? Idk what you call it however I also enjoy deep reds like maroon and crimson. I just like colours I guess?

Last Internet Search: “Does Athena favor Odysseus or Diomedes” ok look…I was curious

Tags: I still can’t believe El_crafts tagged me :O

@nimbusthewinion @skymythdreamer @elykyle07 @argonherself ? Idk who to tag @saixria @blockgameyuri WHY ISNT IT LETTING ME TAG YOU @hatsunemikusocks

"10 people I’d like to know better" game

@anime-grimmy tagged me so why not joining XD

Last song: Madness in Me (Skillet)

I have an addiction to that song fr

Last book: I read more comics than anything, the last one I’ve read was the Yu-Gi-Oh! Manga

Last movie: Sonic Movie 3 and it was an absolute blast💥

Last game: It’s been a while since I played videogames (I know shame on me), the last one I completed was Super Mario Galaxy (goated game)

Last TV show: Mob Psycho 100! I need to watch season 3✨

Sweet/Spicy/Savory: Savory

Relationship: Happily Aroace lmao

Fav colour: Dark Blue

Last internet search: "Something to Protect OST from Yu-Gi-Oh! Arc V"

Tags:

@magpieddd @vbnhuet @giuliagt-art @itsmeaxumii @doweesig @chaotic-deity @pixie-yuni @natsuko-the-mun @m4dumy @unknownpov19

[andre-and-cal]

IK IT'S A A WEEK ISH AWAY BUT CALDRE VALENTINE'S HCS⁉️😘

YESSS I wanted to do Caldre Valentine’s Day headcanons so bad !! Hope you enjoy! :3

Caldre Valentine’s Day Headcanons

At first, Andre thought that the whole concept of Valentine’s Day was stupid. Something he never understood was why some couples only showed appreciation for someone they cared about on one unnecessarily flamboyant day rather than doing so every day. While he stands by an unintentionally tender message, he never really did anything for Valentine’s Day. And neither did Cal. However, during their sophomore year, the teen wanted to make something for Andre, wanted to express his appreciation toward him. Calvin ended up giving him a small photo collage— which he and his parents had designed— of the Army of Two, from their middle school years up until then. With Andre having nothing prepared for him, it left him feeling guilty. As a last-minute gift, Andre decided to lend Cal one of his old switchblades, which he’d painted on. He wanted Calvin to keep it permanently.

The first time Cal asked Andre to be his Valentine, Andre’s heart jumped out of his chest. He’d choked out a simple, “Sure,” and tried to act all nonchalant and casual about it. But his leg kept bouncing up and down— they were in Cal’s bedroom at the time, sitting together and watching Beavis and Butthead. Luckily, Cal didn’t even really notice his overly-conscious behavior.

Ever since, Cal will ask Andre if he wants to be his Valentine, with a witty grin spread across his face. For which, Andre will accept the invitation seriously, but then snicker— he attempts to act like it isn’t serious, as if being Cal’s Valentine is just such a silly thing. But clearly, it is not, with how Andre now indulges himself in some Valentine’s Day traditions.

Following, when Valentine’s Day came around during their junior year, Andre and Cal did start to be a little more receptive toward each other in terms of gift-giving. Andre buys Calvin items that he’s heard him talk about or mention before— like maybe a Misfits album on CD, or a cool poster from a TV show Cal likes. Often, Calvin creates cards and handmade trinkets for Andre, since Andre doesn’t usually ask for much aside from snacks and a bag of chocolate caramel candy bars. Andre is an absolute sucker for chocolate caramel, and Calvin knows this, so when he has no money, he’ll ask his parents to purchase a bag of them for the teen. In addition, when he does have some cash in his pocket, he’ll buy them for Andre. One year, Cal had his little sister make matching bead bracelets for him and Andre— although, the two teenagers don’t wear them in public. Instead, they keep them protectively stored in their bedrooms.

Calvin will stay up late working on little makeshift Valentine’s Day cards for Andre, often putting off dinner so he can work on the cards. He writes poems for him, too !! With Cal being a bit of a teenage poet, his poems aren’t perfect, but they’re lovely enough for Andre. Cal wants to impress Andre so badly, and even though his writing is generally more on the dark and moody side, with sappy topics not necessarily being Cal’s forte, he tries hard to make sure his poems for Andre are lovey-dovey. He wants the other boy to feel good while reading them.

But most of all, they go out together... as usual, really. But when they do, it feels a little different; the atmosphere feels less “needed” and more “wanted”. To elaborate, both boys feel relaxed when they go out together. It feels more like an actual date, less like a mission— which, their private outings do essentially serve as unspoken dates. Especially during “Valentine’s season” as Cal calls it. And by the end of the day, Cal ends up in Andre’s arms, whether at his own house or at Andre’s house.

[bigmegachad]

‼️⁉️⚠️DOGMAN MOVIE REVIEW‼️⁉️SPOILERS AHEAD‼️⁉️⁉️

Ok, I’ll break down my review into sections. First;

Animation

The movie looked great! It was true to the book’s art style and was very fluid (in that choppy animation sort of way).

It really shines in the fight scenes! Giving every thing a sorta anime look.

Story

It was faithful in the original books! Taking aspects from “DogMan” and “DogMan: A Tail of Two Kitties”. The humor was nice and subtle and the heart felt scenes really hit!

I find it interesting that they changed the chief from having a crush on the nurse, to having a crush on Sarah. I guess it makes more sense for him to fall in love with a main character instead of a side character.

The fact Officer Knight had not only Greg, BUT ALSO a girlfriend struck me! It makes what happen EVEN MORE sad, the idea that DogMan not only lost one, but two owners really made you feel the gravity of the situation.

I like how they expanded more on certain aspects! Like why the Chief was so hard on DogMan, how DogMan got his house, the Mayor’s brother running Cat Jail, etc. I like that attention to detail, it shows the care that was put into this story!

The fast pacing was welcomed too! It felt right since DogMan is already pretty fast paced in itself.

I enjoyed the relationships between the characters! Chief and DogMan work really well in both humorous but also deeper setting, same goes to DogMan and Petey. I like the banter that Petey and Lil Petey have, and their parental relationship is even better! Although, I think Sarah and Chief could have some more romantic scenes.

Grandpa was there. He was.

Casting

The casting was pretty solid! Pete Davidson did great as Petey, which honestly I was little surprised by (forgive me, I only know him from SNL). I was shocked that Ricky Gervais played Flippy, I always imagined Flippy having a deep voice to contrast his fishy body. All in all, everyone was great!

Music??!

Ok, I did NOT expect the sound track to go so hard. There were songs I was legit vibing to, especially the song during DogMan and Lil Petey’s montage. And the ending song is a bop!

Overall

DogMan was great! I highly recommend!

P.S: Sorry if this review isn’t the best, this is my first ever review so it probably has some issues. Constructive criticism would be appreciated!

[person8789]

Me rn FOR REAL…

[vixpunix]

they're best friends

[brainrotcharacters]

makes me giggle to think of X2 Logan meeting dp&w Logan when this is a thing

[lucxien]

sumi

[mooechi]

a few hashbrowns as celebs au

[turtleblogatlast]

[ cw: death mention / sibling death mention / isolation / ]

Thinking about how Leo’s portal and teleportation powers have both directly (and in one instance, indirectly) been the cause of him being separated from his brothers at least four times now.

There’s that time in Portal Jacked, where his inexperience leads to his portal being messed with and his brothers ending up in Tahiti.

There’s the Bad Timeline, where Leo’s portaling led to them losing the Key, therefore indirectly leading to the apocalypse and in turn, ending with Leo being the last of his brothers alive (though just for a few minutes.)

There’s him teleporting him and Krang into the Prison Dimension, cutting him off from his family so wholly that the only way to fix this was a literal mystic miracle.

Then there’s the comic, where Leo’s powers act up again and make him lose months of time completely isolated from everyone and everything he knows.

Just, looking at all of this, it’s like the universe gave him the powers of distance on purpose to test him (and his bros), literally seeing if they can overcome unimaginable space and still make it back together. Imagine if it doesn’t stop here, and Leo has to learn to either deal with the occasional complete isolation or deal with time travelers coming back to stop some terrible event his powers (whether directly or indirectly) have caused, events that always lead to separation in some way, shape, or form.

It’s worth noting, too, that his portals often led to accidental separation, but his teleportation was the one power of his that was used to isolate himself on purpose…and was also the one that in any other scenario would have been the most permanent.

[hyunpic]

240708📍ICN

[qingwaaa]

Doodle dump 👽

[irukasito]

no like. iruka had every right to yell at kakashi like that during chuunin exam nominations. imagine you put your life on the line saving a child that means the world to you and then the very mf that put you on the trajectory to do that nominates that child to be thrown into The Death Pit. how did he not immediately try to claw his eye out.

[asherasgayagenda]

here’s mine

[montrasity]

THIS IS GENUINELY INSANE 😭😭⁉️⁉️⁉️

[mrmeepsmadmind]

they are ignoring my big beautiful pathetic himbo wife and his cute little platypus tail that he has for some tank part reason im too dumb to understand why