#im extremely lazy

[omgwhatchloe]

MODERN AU MACSUMMERS HEADCANONS!!

sean has his drivers license and lenny doesnt, which means he owns the car they take everywhere. he has filled it with so much junk, like toolboxes, ladders, a blender, empty food wrappers, pillows etc that no one can sit in the back.

“sean you gotta clean this car out.”

“why would i do that when it doesn’t bother me? it bothers you so you do it.”

“…no.”

lenny loves to watch all kinds of movies he sees on tiktok and since sean doesnt want to be alone he will lie and watch with him. but then he gets bored and plays on his phone, climbs on lenny, complains etc

“i don’t understand this is really boring…”

“its not boring you just have to watch it to understand-”

“but its just people talking its so boring”

“sean you have to pay attention to actually get it”

“ITS BEEN ON FOR HOURS AND I DONT GET IT”

“ITS BEEN ON FOR FIFTEEN MINUTES SEAN”

similarly lenny loves to go to the theatre/cinema so he can review movies and sean loves to go with him just to be there but then ALSO GETS JUST AS BORED after eating 3 quarters of the popcorn and drinking all his slushy. he says he “needs the bathroom” but lenny knows hes going for a wander around and is glad so he isn’t bothered anymore.

“i can’t get any signal lenny”

“you dont need to be on your phone anyway”

“just checking if my da’s messaged me…”

“sean be quiet”

“this is a bit crap isn’t it?”

“no, its really well made-will you just be quiet?”

“i need a wee.”

lenny makes the foodshopping orders because sean just adds a bunch of random things he likes the look of but won’t even eat.

“i don’t think we need that much oreo cereal…”

“i like it lenny”

“you don’t even eat cereal anymore because your teeth are too sensitive!”

“well what about when jack comes round?”

“…and why would jack eat our cereal?”

sean brought home a cat once and lenny was very annoyed because he thought they didn’t need the extra responsibility. two weeks later and lenny is more obsessed with the cat than sean.

“look sean he’s asleep”

“…oh aye.”

“awwh he purrs in his sleep!”

“yeah.”

“look sean, hes laying on the blanket too!”

“…i thought you didn’t like him!”

their apartment is very small and cramped, but they love it amd don’t ever see themselves moving into a house. sean is actually quite obsessed with the interior because he wants to show his da on his next visit how nice their apartment looks. he loves to go into charity shops to see what they have for decoration.

“so today i bought this wee fella to put on the mantel piece!”

“oh…is it a buddah?”

“aye!”

“lovely!”

“and i got this lady too but i don’t know where to put her because she’s quite big-”

“IS THAT A GNOME?”

lenny works at a convenience store while doing his online courses for college. sean does jobs like fixing sinks and mowing lawns for cash. whenever he’s bored, he’ll come to see lenny at work.

“did you miss me? i’ve come to save you from this shite job!”

“yes, very much, now you need to get out of the queue.”

“can i not come behind the counter?”

“no, i’ll get in trouble.”

“can you get me something for free because you work here?”

“no sean, i’ll get in trouble.”

“i’ll go help some customers for you!”

“do you not have an apartment to be tidying?”

lenny’s gallery is just filled with screenshots of sean on facetime because he’s always pulling faces or angrily ranting. they make perfect snapchat stickers that everyone in the gang ends up stealing.

“erm lenny. why does arthur have this picture of me?”

“probably from when you facetimed him…”

“im never facetiming you again you eejit”

everyone thinks sean is more likely to get into a bar fight but its actually lenny. sean has mastered the art of ignoring stupid drunks in the club from his years of experience, but lenny 3 drinks in takes offense to EVERYTHING.

“he’s challenging me.”

“he just laughed at what you said-”

“it wasn’t even FUNNY. he is ABSOLUTELY LITERALLY challenging me!”

“oh really? and i’m absolutely literally taking you home.” 

lenny has baths that last for at least 3 hours and sean always comes wandering in to sit on the bathroom floor and talk to him. he even brings cups of tea in with him and shows lenny tiktoks.

“you know you’re sat in a puddle of your own filth?”

“oh like you everyday?”

“…your going to look like a raisin when you get out.”

“yeah, probably.”

“…”

“…”

“PLEASE JUST GET OUT ITS BEEN TWO HOURS”

“no”

[corneredcopia]

laser focused

bonus doodle under the cut ^^

[aerequets]

[avocado62524]

[roses-ink-dipped-pen]

Blue Hour

. . . .

Villain woke up from limbo, their wounds were sealed and carefully bandaged. They were too tired to wonder why they were still alive, or why they were in Hero’s home. They tsked at the irony of the situation, which they found themselves in one too many times. How foolish on Hero’s part to take their bitter rival to their living space for the hundredth time.

It was eerily silent inside, aside from the occasional thunder outside. They sat up slowly against the couch cushions, careful as to not reopen the gash in their stomach. Peering through the window, they admired the dim light of blue hour that made the forest surrounding Hero’s home look pleasantly haunting.

So far this New Years was a dud for Villain, having one too many failed schemes and a whole ton of lacerations across their body to eventually be patched up by their henchmen or nemesis, and it was only day nine. They had been plotting to takeover Supervillain and claim leadership over other evil-doers alike as a New Years resolution. Not one cut was made on Supervillain. Villain couldn’t help but feel at least a slither of gratitude concerning Hero. The crimefighter could’ve made their job a lot easier and leave Villain injured after every victorious battle.

The silence was broken when Hero came in to reignite the hearth, before sitting beside Villain on the couch. The pair exchanged small glances, before turning their attention to the scenery that was Hero’s backyard. As pretty as it was, it wasn’t what Hero wanted to look at.

Villain, out of exhaustion, leaned against Hero, who took it as a silent plea for a hug. Hero hummed, wrapping an arm around Villain’s shoulder, looking down at their rival with a sad smile. Villain probably wouldn’t have reciprocated if they were so disoriented at the moment, but what they craved was a warm embrace on a cold winter night. As tired as they both were, they held onto each other with equal fervor as if their lives depended on it.

[vinestaff]

heard its yaoi day or something

[millenari]

Misto being too short for bows strikes again. German Tent Tour Jan 7 2012

[abirddogmoment]

insulting and offensive how regularly mindfully training your dog actually leads to visible progress towards good dog manners

[mihotose]

[chilei-the-hotsauce]

hailstorm 👍

[the-holy-ghosted]

finished season 3 recently. in my HUMBLE opinion i think he should have gotten a kitten too

[winter1234lo]

Screwllum humanified (oh no)

[ansa-rone]

saw this and immediately thought of them

[tikister]

Transcript

Muriel: Crowley, what's happening to us

Crowley: Idk, Idc, at least you're not lookin' like a fukin grape

Muriel: We need to find a way to fix this!!!

Crowley: Say Muriel, where's Aziraphale?

Aziraphale: What's up everypony?

I saw a version of this on twt and wanted to recreate it to see how my different art styles look like next to eachother lol

[gelarshiesprofruitboarder]

stupid minicomic i thought of at like 1 am yesterday uhhhhhhh idk

[euri-matsuri]

if u. follow me for my art. i am very sorry. because 90% of the time, if i did not spend 3 hours doing it, it will probably be nothing more than a snip tool screenshot & not a properly saved .png file

anyways i pizazzed up the watermark from astral duo euri. i thought the flowers would be cute n funny. now every drawing will be given flowers against their will ✿. here is a peek into some of the headcanons i want on quincy