#im dumb and gay
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Ngl a lot of those tumblr live thumbnails be lookin kinda........ 🥴
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rook: *obvious flirting* emmrich: 😲😲😲🤯🤯🤯😳😳😳??????????
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#veilguard spoilers#da4 spoilers#dragon age veilguard spoilers#da veilguard spoilers#dragon age veilguard#dragon age 4#emmrich volkarin#emmrich x rook#emmrook#rookrich#dragon age#da4edit#da4gifs#dragon age edit#dragon age gifs#video games#my gifs#UH OH UH OH GUESS WHO HAS BRAIN WORMS#me??? falling in love with a fictional old man??? who couldve seen this coming#my rook is dumb small gay and stupid. he wants that old man BAD#which makes it so funny when emmrich is constantly reacting like THIS whenever rook flirts with him#im already on my third veilguard playthrough....theres something wrong with me#love getting absolutely obsessed with a piece of media in a mentally ill way to escape from my problems <3
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does anyone realize how crazy it is to have the actor of a mostly headcanoned queer ship say the fans were never crazy and they were right all along after 10+ years of everyone just absolutely going nuts over the said queerbaited ship
#supernatural#dean winchester#spn#destiel#castiel#deancas#misha collins#im 20 i have been Experiencing supernatural and johnlock since i was 12 and merthur since wayy before that i have fought Wars#this is crazy#i love u hannibal i love u 911 (if u make eddie gay)#for the love of god by 'mostly headcanoned' i dont mean that it was never intentional#i am aware that they put the subtext in on purpose#they knew what they were doing#but my focus here is on the actor actually saying it because like#if its not mostly headcanoned then y was the entire cast denying it for years AND YEARS#like do yall not remember what jared and jenesn used to say#there have been many many many instances where the cast has made us feel crazy/stupid for saying anything abt destiel#im just saying TO ME its crazy that actors and creators talk so openly about these things now !!! again i was raised on merlin and sherlock#ok also im confused on the queerbaiting part#everyones saying its queer coding and not queer baiting but cant they be true at the same time ?#im not being dumb on purpose i swear im just confused#like yes dean is very much bi coded and their relationship is queer coded but if the creators deny everything#and we only get a last minute confession after 11 years#that doesnt count as queer baiting ?#someone smart explain this to me 🙏
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so a few things
my brother and i have our rooms facing each other he recently got a mood light installed and he can change the color his favorite color is purple
which would normally be. FINE but every time i walk to my room its just been this
#get meout get me out hget me OUT. OF HEREEE.#i cant even tell him to change it cuz like what. im gonna make him stop using his favorite color. because of two dumb gay fuckheads#BUT LIKE FOR REAL EVERY TIME. EVERY TIME. I HAVE TO GO TO MY ROOM#ITS LIKE IM WALKING INTO FUCKING SHADWOPEACH CROSSROADS. FUCK#LIKE THAT MEME? THE ONE WITH THE GUY AT A FORKED PATH BETWEEN THE EVIL CASTLE AND SUNNY MEADOW?#THATS ME RN#my road not taken ass going thru it every fucking evening when i have to. WALK TO MY ROOM AND NOT SAY ANYTHING ABT IT#LOSING MY MIND#yapping#diary#doodles#shadowpeach#lmk#lego monkie kid
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I've been so so horny for men these past few days. I cannot stop daydreaming about being on my knees in front of one, drooling at the bulge in the pants in front of me. or getting bent over a desk or a table or anything and getting bred from the back like a man should be. or being tied up, gagged, blindfolded and distributed through a party full of frat boys and other horny men. you understand my struggles.
#this took me like 10 minutes to type because i couldn't focus#im lightheaded and shit just thinkinh about it#someone breed me rn#t4t mlm#ftm nsft#t4t nsft#queer nsft#trans nsft#nsft ftm#ftm bottom#ftm ns/fw#mlm nsft#ftm puppy#dumb puppy#gay nsft#nsft#breeding k1nk#bd/sm breeding#breeding toy#forcemasc#kind of#autoandrophilia#androphilia
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dummies 🥴
#dumb dumb idiots#different font gay emo mosugoji#spacegodzilla#battra#kesshō#spacebat#IM MAKING SPACEBAT HAPPEN#YOU CANT STOP ME#kaiju#godzilla#my art
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So fucking dumb and fuzzy brained right nowww, I just want a pretty boy to grope me all over, teasing me and pinning me against the kitchen counter. Telling me to be a good boy and concentrate on my cooking, that I'll get a reward later if I do a good job as he edges me with a wooden spoon, smacking my cunt everytime I start to whine
I wanna be a blushy mess of moans and giggles for him as they switch between making cheesy jokes and threatening to fuck my mouth, as he grips onto my hips and marks me as his
#xochimilli writes#yeah.. ... !!! fucking dumb as shit right now... edging myself over my clothes by humping a chair while i cook#im actually pathetic af rn its awesome also my love's tag bc literally do not want anyone else to touch me bc i am fucking babie#🫀puppy#also bc i am giggling a lot everytime i open the fridge n see a mango lmao i love my sweetheart#ftm nsft#t4t nsft#bd/sm kink#queer nsft#ftm bottom#ftm sub#trans nsft#gay nsft#bd/sm blog#edging kink#edging nsft#edging and denial#kitty sub#kitty nsft#bunny nsft#bunny sub#mlm nsft#impactplay#soft impact play#soft nsft#queer ns/fw#t4t ns/fw#ftm t4t#ftm ns/fw#trans ns/fw
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yeah cause you already have one
#you dumb gay bitch!#buddie#buddieedit#911#911edit#911verse#911 abc#Eddie diaz#Evan buckley#Christopher diaz#🪐#my gifs#I would have made this longer but frankly im tired and I could be here for fucking ever. you get the point#I rest my case. goodnight#alielook#tuserjw#tuserjs#tuserrae#ummm I’m on mobile I can’t remember my tag list augh#eddiebabygirldiaz#callaplums#who da fuck else#disasterbuckdiaz#excuseme-greentea#<- u inspired this gif set btw
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the hardest part in writing marauders fanfictions is creating pranks because what do you mean i have to think like james and sirius and pull the dumbest prank ever?
#they're so dumb yet so smart#yes im writing a ff and yes im stuck because i can't find a good prank for merlin's sake#sirius black#remus lupin#peter pettigrew#the marauders#mauraders era#james potter#marauders#dead gay wizards#dead gay wizards from the 70s#marauders fanfiction#fanfiction writer#writer
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If you have a blue long sleeve button up you can be anyone
(as long as youre gay and/or trans according to tumblr)
#saw#saw 2004#lawrence gordon#dr lawrence gordon#rdr2#red dead redemption two#arthur morgan#house md#gregory house#brokeback mountain#jack twist#reanimator#re animator#herbert west#evil dead#ashley j williams#ash williams#i know jack is actually gay but he never said it so im counting it#and tumblr loves him#contenders for the caption:#i have a type#dumb ugly men and their dumb ugly shirts#the blue long sleeve button up in my closet is calling out to me as a siren does to sailors
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*trips and falls over* oh noooooo *picks up raikov headcanons* *picks up raikov headcanons* *picks up raikov headcanons* *picks up raikov headca
#ivan raidenovitch raikov#mgs raikov#metal gear solid#metal gear#mgs#naked snake & kaz are here but im not tagging#hes so evil and dumb and gay and i hate him but i love him#me when i take the gag gay character youre not supposed to take seriously seriously#i have so many dumb headcanons for this fool. i need to draw volgin too#tw vomit#not super graphic but it is bile tbh#cecile and raikov would talk about bugs and birds maybe. if raikov wasnt fucking deranged.#my art tag
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Gayass bug
Yall think shrignold has some internalized homophobia plot twist I think he might
#dhmis#dont hug me im scared#dont hug me i’m scared fanart#dhmis shrignold#dhmis ship#dhmis warren#warren the eagle#shrignold the butterfly#friendship and anti bullying idk man they kinda go together#dumb gay bugs#i love them dearly#dhmis lovebird#lovebird
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a million deaths upon you gay boy
#listen#tell me im wrong#the way arthur was performing a mating dance in this scene#and merlin was performing last rites#himbo really spent this whole scene trying to show off for his crush#and merlin spent it trying to go for the jugular#when arthur says ‘there’s something about you merlin’#and the something is a murder plot#honestly iconic#I love my dumb gay sons#in a land of myth#and a time of gays#merlin#arthur pendragon#bbc merlin
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fav skz// (incorrect date submitted)
#if seungmin said Jessie. Its your birthday. december 31st. Id say Yeah babes sure is and now im born 2 days earlier but thats just me#also hyunjin and chan's faces lowkey giving bro dont put poor lil seungminnies failed line on blast like that....#leave his lil gay ass alone... but lee knows too busy doing his dumb giggle voice Hehe seungminnie is sooo dumb#now im laughing too 🥺 im sorry seungmin. it was cute. but also very funny#his jyp audition number was 1023#that still doesnt equal october 23rd but still#we can extrapolate no audition no seungmin in skz no meeting#ace attorney right here#stray kids#skz#lee minho#lee know#kim seungmin#stray kids gifs#skz gifs#bystay#jesskz#gagwanzsource
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I'm sorry can we please stop dumbing down James.
#marauders#james potter#he is NOT dumb#hes a pureblood who is extremely smart#don't take my man's incredible mind just because you want him to look dumb#Im begging y'all#dead gay wizards from the 70s#james fleamont potter#stop with fhe uwu-fication of him.
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Pokemon doodles but i got a bit too silly (Volo my beloved)
Man with his kids bro
Is this trainwreckshipping yall cuz i dont see them wrecking a train while kissing
(this is how i see them in my au / in general if they ever met)
#pokemon au#trainwreckshipping#pokemon volo#pokemon emmet#submas#pokemon subway boss#volo#emmet#seriously where is the logic in that ship where are they wrecking the train#been laughing at this for so long im gonna pass away from this /j#this is basically them but im my au#volo does not even give a fu that some man is gay for him for being pretty#volo being aroace is my favourite thing#he would be like “whats love”#while emmet having to explain to volo for the 5377573663648847th time what this is cuz volo is too dumb to understand society#imagine being friends with god and he dont know shit about modern society#volo being the boomer archon cuz he doesnt know anything about modern era#i bet ingo introduced volo to emmet in the most non logical way that volo had a stroke understanding who is who#if volo ever fought any of them then the entire station would explode#emmet be like “ye lets battle fellow trainer!!” while volo just pulls out the goddamn rings of arceus and destroys the entire train#volo forgor how to battle with pokemon like he can fistfight people instead💔#pokemon#im concerned about my own sanity at this point🕺🏻#legends arceus#pokemon legends arceus
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