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#rain world#rw#no significant harassment#five pebbles#seven red suns#rw spearmaster#rw artificer#rw hunter#im cooked man fuck
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we all got that one friend who we wish was a woman so he could be our idealized wife amirite or amirite 🤣
#my stuff#dove chirps#🦐#this post is not about your repressed gayboy blorbo btw#all my respect to repressed gayboy blorbos but this one is about ME and my hot acquaintance who i hate#.hes so hot. And so fucking annoying#clenches fist i wish i could come home from my job at the business factory and reprimand him for not cooking the turkey for long enough#Theres something wrong with me sorry. Thats not a healthy way to talk about women.#But yeah you can tag this as your repressed gayboy blorbos if you want. Its just less interesting tjan my thing#Again. I dont like talking about women this way. But its a real life heterosexual man who is in fact not a woman as far as im aware#- And is in fact only a woman in my most homoflexible ofbthoughts
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The new will wood/shayfer james tour on spotify kinda makes them look like a gay guy getting mugged and a person mugging a gay guy
#idk what i was cooking with this#one time im out of the country fuck this man#will wood#will wood and the tapeworms#shayfer james
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About this rb (the op linked this video in their twt before) and I wanna share it too
This. Pair with @on-a-lucky-tide post about Price 🤌🏻
#sehen Sie die Vision?????#yeah.#this edit was before mw3 too#now that mw3 already happened and we’ve seen Soap going down#mw4 might just be the same route of Price being left as the last#born to live with the consequences of his life and carrying his men both dead and alive#a soldier who has not asked for the weight he carries but shoulders the same#because someone has to. someone has to get their hands dirty.#god i just#the exhaustion of carrying on#the fight continues because quitting would only put their death and sacrifice for nothing…#would it be worth it? to do it at the expense of his own sanity? but really where else would he spent his life and hands at#if not on tying up endless of loose ends if not on carrying name tags#he bears it all because he must…but even the greatest star will explode and fall#ndjsjdhsjsjsjs fuck man idk im so not ready for mw4#not sure what fuckery they’re going to cook up#gummmythoughts#captain john price#esp the phrase [be afraid]#like#like if Price cumbles what will happen ykwim#urgh#idk im rambling off after 10 mins of waking up i need tequila /j
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#shut that damn dog up#i’m going insane i’ve been imagining animatic of colin with this song since the season 1 finale#TGHIS IS SO EPIC IM DRINKING WINE AND LISTENING TO A FICTIONAL MAN DIE ANGRY AND SUFFERING#tmagp#tmagp spoilers#the magnus protocol#the magnus protocol spoilers#colin becher#anyway yeah i put down everything to make this i’m cooking fucking stew rn what are y’all doing
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realizing i have. a lot of untapped trauma potential for clone^2 danny because i just Fully Processed Four Months Late the fact that his parents were capturing and torturing ghosts in the basement before he became Phantom. and the fact that he was on house rest for 2 weeks. during that time period. and he wasn't really leaving the house. he could hear their screaming through the floorboards
*points at clone danny* i can give you suuuuuuch a bad time babe ahaha. i've got two untouched years before you meet damian what fucks you up before then
#dpxdc#dp x dc#danny fenton is not the ghost king#dp x dc crossover#dpxdc crossover#dpdc#clone^2#danny fenton is a clone#like i dont even need to traumatize you worse the pure explorative options from this aLONE is enough to feed me for a week.#like. tucks hair behind ear let me shatter you into glass pieces then glue you back together babe. i can put you back together so good.#i'm missing a few shards because some parts of you broke into such small pieces i couldn't pick them back up again so you'll be missing a#few chunks of yourself that you'll never get back but that's okay. you'll still be a resemblance of your old self :]#don't let anakin (me) listen to late night sad songs he makes angst.#hhh imagine being stuck in a house for two weeks where you can hear your parents torturing ghosts in the basement and not only that but#you're the only person who can undERSTAND the ghosts. how many times did he see his parents drag in a ghost with whatever capturing device#they made recently? iirc the thermos was like. brand new in episode one right? but gOD the trauma this alone would cause#nobody touch me im cooking rn i need to think about how this would impact danny. like obvs it would fuel into a developing obsession to#keep his parents away from ghosts and to help the dead but what *else.* i need to refine my becoming phantom ficlet i wrote back in winter#raaa#and like even after two weeks they were *still capturing ghosts* danny just wasn't in the house 24/7 at the time.#*but those two fucking weeks man*#i need to sleep on this first before i make any major moves bc i know im tired but i am having thOUGHTs
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Anthony doesn't get enough flack from this fandom if I'm being honest, like most of it is pushed onto other female characters while he gets the "he was struggling," excuse. And while he was struggling, there's definitely validity to that, he also should not have his actions (eg. playing with Kate's feelings, putting her and Edwina in a difficult situation, etc) excused because of that.
#anthony bridgerton#kate sharma#edwina sharma#and this is coming from someone who does ship kathony but it gets on my nerves how some in the fandom will ignore what he put kate through#like there's always that skip to the hea (after villainizng edwina & mary) but never taking into account how ant put kate's honor at risk#played with her feelings (nearly kissed her!) only to then propose to edwina (after brushing past her) right in front of her#told kate that he would imagine cheating on edwina with her (who says that? even if you're in love with someone that's still kind of fucked)#kept making her seem like she was wrong in front of her family#nearly ruined her sister's reputation#like i could go on!#and while i will defend anthony when the moment calls for it i also will call his ass out#he held power in that situation due to being a man and handled it so carelessly & put two women's reputations and lives on the line#even if he has a trauma and has a family that isn't the most helpful at times he still should have done better#fics that actually address his past treatment toward kate *chef's kiss* >>>#spectacular give me 14 of them right now#(is this a signaling of something im cooking up?....maybe so)#anti anthony bridgerton#?
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I just watched 2x02 of daryl dixon and oh my god I am about to read so much fanfiction
#i need him in a way that is concerning to feminism#im gonna cry#HES SO BEAUTIFSNDBDIRN#AND SEXY AND FUNNYAND CUTE AND HANDSOME AND FUCNING JACKED#the kiss looked so fucking gentle#i need him#IT SHOULD'VE BEEN MEEEEEEEEEE#PLEASE NORMAN#DARYL JUST ONE CHANCE#ILL COOK ILL CLEAN#mine#edit#my edit#art#artists on tumblr#the walking dead#twd#daryl dixon#daryl twd#twd daryl#the walking dead daryl#daryl dixon smut#daryl dixon fanfiction#daryl#daryl x reader#daryl fanfiction#daryl dixon gifs#WHAT I WOULD DO#why cant a man be that gentle with me#thats all i want
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There is NOTHING GOOD this show gives me except BEAUTIFUL WOMEN
Lance’s sister is BEAUTIFUL omfg I LOVE WOMEN
#voltron#liveblogging voltron#voltron legendary defender#liveblogging#vld#vld veronica#veronica mcclain#lance mcclain#I saw beautiful woman with glasses and no fucks given and I smiled#Im so serious this show is AWFUL but the women ARE BEAUTIFULLLLLL#I am no better than a man#Veronica marry me please#I would do the cooking I would do the cleaning I would be a housewife for you#If you can’t tell my situationship is causing me extreme headloss#Veronica is gorgeous though thank you Voltron for the crumbs#CRUMBS for the girls
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ghost.
#reupload#i loveeee v's nose rendering in this sm#almost all the face rendering is perfect like augh#idk what i was cooking to make this decent looking#i basically studied both of my references lol#i fucking hate johnny's eye on the camera like idk that man#but im coping#its supposed to be him but ummm dont ask me to draw eye accurately#i struggle#can you tell i said fuck it on most of the rendering after the face?#this just shows you that my rendering is inconsistent af#cyberpunk 2077#cyberpunk#johnny silverhand#silverv#cbp2077#johnny x v#fanart#cyberpunk 2077 v#cyberpunk v#johnny x male v#zevs v
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ifeel like im a common marci anon but all i do is ask about his freak life. all my f1 knowledge is brocedes porn. anyways. how does marci deal w the two broken wrists like he's such an awkward guy so would he be fussed over by medical staff. and the team. and the media. he can't wank if he has two broken wrists eihter oh no
common marci anon the honor is mine 🙏 thank you for your service 😁❣️ also brocedes porn is all the knowledge you need
team and medical staff he doesnt mind, thats good attention. media would be like boo tomato tomato and shit on him and be weird but when is media not at least a bit weird...
he tries not to be too much of a baby about the situation and does everything he can to get his hands back in order but. is also a baby about it lol. stages of grief circles of hell. maybe some friends will lend a hand
#curse of the green team your hands get fucked#he would try to find balance between “IM A MAN. i can handle myself” and “im everyones fraigle princess now”#havent cooked it yet but technically. i think its just his right hand that breaks. like mineee 😁#difference is i was four when it happened. and i fell on the stairs. not even down i fell on them#anyway this is padre bonding activities. to me#ask#marci#berta#this is the ocs tag#f1 oc#my art#notice the lock me up officier hands. freak
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Ace Attorney crossover where, in very typical Phoenix Wright fashion, he's neglected to find out WHO IN HELL his newest client is until he's sitting right across from him at the detention center's visitation room, and he's forced to confront the fact that he's going to bat for a murderous clown who IS innocent this time around
Aka: Ace Attorney crossover, but ClownPierce is his client--
#yea so im cooking chat#can you SEE the vision#phoenix panicking bc clowns assassin status is a secret told with OPEN doors — everyone knows it but nobody can prove it#clown being the most respectful client phoenix has ever had and somehow STILL the most deranged#something something clownzy at some point bc these bad bitches cant be kept appart from each other#uhhhhhh the real killer isssss oh man idk. fuckin. uh#what would be the funniest option???#reddoons? ashswag?? minutetech maybe??? idk man I've not watched lifesteal enough to know the dynamics#in my head the real killer is branzy who gets away with it and only did it bc he was trying to court clown with that#(bc OFC he would)#and takes them all out on a dinner as an apology#maya is all in for whatever the fuck is this weird shit going on#she's having the time of her life#maya is like. using clown as a climbing gym and speaking to him and doing her weird medium tricks with him#he's probably teaching her how to use a knife and how to disarm a man thrice her size in 20 different ways#the only reason phoenie isn't stopping him is bc he's still kinda traumatized from the whole matt engarde debacle#i think the only infinitely funnier option to this is if BRANZY is the defendant#mostly bc clown bursting into the court waiting room to chastise branzy and make sure hes okay and be menacingly standing in a corner is-#-my personal peak comedy honestly#also just bc phoenix would get constant peeks at the bloodthirsty creature living in his veins...#also is it peek? peak? peek right???#fuck english#just.#imagine it#phoenix being mildly terrified of what everyone considers is a wet poodle lost in ikea#anyway#demon rambles™#ace attorney#ace attorney phoenix wright#clownpierce
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ok. made the cookies
very big. very sweet. according to my mom it tastes like a fruitcake but a cookie
#the oven fucked up everything on the bottom tray. i thought it was getting undercooked#tried it. nope. that shit was crispy. it was OVERcooked#thats why u fanforce apparently...#i dont eat fruitcake so i wouldnt know. but it was too much sugar akndbnc#the photo on the post has milk. thats cos u need to wash it down#like its good but after one. hoo#would have been timely for like. xmas but oh well lol#also how big are their fucking trays that they fit 8 in one. im showing u the nice tray#the other ones??? the cookies bled into each other#but yea this baking shit is easy LMAO if u give me instructions. i can do it#i even made macarons by hand on first try#but cooking?????? dont even look at me man...#also the cookies look really light here wtf but irl its pretty much the same color#ALSO also i WEIGHED each cookie!!!!!! that is the size they are SUPPOSED to be#THATS RIGHT!!! YA BOY CAN BAKE
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i'm gonna be the one insufferable bastard on this earth that liked everhood 2, huh
#my posts#everhood 2#everhood 2 spoilers#if i get right down to it. what did i want from this game?#well i wanted more BANGER music. i wanted to be overwhelmed and surprised and lost and to feel shrimp emotions on existential scale#did i get these things? well... yeah! i did actually! were they worth anything less in that moment for how it ended?#it was real to me in that moment. i remember these feelings. i remember them warmly. those little aliens destroyed me i tried so hard#and the world where i got the green weapon had me making the crying cat meme face#i burst out fucking laughing many times#they happened and they were real then so why not now?#and honestly what COULD you do with the narrative at that point? anything less than fundamentally radical would ring hollow#like you could do a traditional plot that functions correctly and moves characters along arcs. but is that REALLY what you wanted?#in EVERHOOD? In everhood. you wanted a normal plot structure. in everhood?#and what else could you have even done that wasnt in essence rehashing everhood 1? i think i liked it better than where it was ALMOST going#it felt like a fever dream to play. like watching alice in wonderland. shit just happens man. these stories are rare#we've made the euthanasia rollercoaster into a fractal. spiral tighter run faster reach higher yearn forever.#fall into the kaleidoscope and grab your popcorn to watch the infinite combinations of static on the screen#you were there. you felt things. you can draw anything out of nothing. you can send everything back to nothing. for the love of god make ar#any art. any quality. just something that was real to you in that moment and in so doing forever. if someone tells you youre doing it wrong#then you should explode with your mind and in your art and LAUGH#apathy's a tragedy and boredom is a crime anything and everything all of the time#(its fine to dislike it i just found it fascinating in a way which is often more interesting than ''good''.)#(i live for the intersection of absurdity and meaning)#also i felt closer to the companions in this game than EH 1 since you spent more time in them#also cmon we got time with the sexiest character in the foreign gnome universe. the pandering one for a CERTAIN demographic. w big assets.#THATS RIGHT IM TALKIN ABOUT IRVINE BAYBEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEE!!!!!!!!!#you thought i was gonna say someone else? well tough shit. youre wrong.#anyway my main quibble with this game really was the english translation needed more time to cook for real
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Can you tell where the looped autism pipeline goes with me-
#mono-log#ive come to believe that the spamton NEO to Transformers pipeline is real and its a loop#I knew it was over as soon as i learnt about Starscream but... SWINDLE?#oh i was fucking COOKED.#They're all either kissing or killing each other to me....#or teaming up to scam people...#transformers#deltarune#spamton#starscream#swindle#swindle transformers#look man im just autistic
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seeing people be proud of being so overly dependent on chatgpt genuinely fucks me up because... the whole point of being human is to think for oneself, to enjoy creating and to have original thoughts. why would you be proud to outsource the one thing that ties us to our ancestors generations ago? why would you be proud to use something that causes so much ethical and environmental harm? are we collectively losing the things that make us human?
#im losing my mind man#its fucking everywhere and people are so. proud of it.#not even feeling bad about fucking. not being capable of basic thought#its just sad honestly.#i have like. 6-8 writing assignments due kn#less than 2 days#but im not gonna use chatgpt despite how convenient it would be#because theres no fucking point to it. id much rather miss the assignment and get yelled at for it than resort to just#being incapable of the bare minimum creative thought#ignore the rant okay im just very very annoyed about ai today#fuck our world is genuinely completely ablaze and so many of us are pretending its a safe little controlled bonfire#remaining ignorant and finding joy in avoiding any sort of smart or clever thought is such a common trait and its hard to watch#ugh#sleepys postings#back to the grind i guess i really do have to finish those writing assignments along w a bunch of other work or im cooked lol
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