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#rain world#rw#no significant harassment#five pebbles#seven red suns#rw spearmaster#rw artificer#rw hunter#im cooked man fuck
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The new will wood/shayfer james tour on spotify kinda makes them look like a gay guy getting mugged and a person mugging a gay guy
#idk what i was cooking with this#one time im out of the country fuck this man#will wood#will wood and the tapeworms#shayfer james
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realizing i have. a lot of untapped trauma potential for clone^2 danny because i just Fully Processed Four Months Late the fact that his parents were capturing and torturing ghosts in the basement before he became Phantom. and the fact that he was on house rest for 2 weeks. during that time period. and he wasn't really leaving the house. he could hear their screaming through the floorboards
*points at clone danny* i can give you suuuuuuch a bad time babe ahaha. i've got two untouched years before you meet damian what fucks you up before then
#dpxdc#dp x dc#danny fenton is not the ghost king#dp x dc crossover#dpxdc crossover#dpdc#clone^2#danny fenton is a clone#like i dont even need to traumatize you worse the pure explorative options from this aLONE is enough to feed me for a week.#like. tucks hair behind ear let me shatter you into glass pieces then glue you back together babe. i can put you back together so good.#i'm missing a few shards because some parts of you broke into such small pieces i couldn't pick them back up again so you'll be missing a#few chunks of yourself that you'll never get back but that's okay. you'll still be a resemblance of your old self :]#don't let anakin (me) listen to late night sad songs he makes angst.#hhh imagine being stuck in a house for two weeks where you can hear your parents torturing ghosts in the basement and not only that but#you're the only person who can undERSTAND the ghosts. how many times did he see his parents drag in a ghost with whatever capturing device#they made recently? iirc the thermos was like. brand new in episode one right? but gOD the trauma this alone would cause#nobody touch me im cooking rn i need to think about how this would impact danny. like obvs it would fuel into a developing obsession to#keep his parents away from ghosts and to help the dead but what *else.* i need to refine my becoming phantom ficlet i wrote back in winter#raaa#and like even after two weeks they were *still capturing ghosts* danny just wasn't in the house 24/7 at the time.#*but those two fucking weeks man*#i need to sleep on this first before i make any major moves bc i know im tired but i am having thOUGHTs
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Anthony doesn't get enough flack from this fandom if I'm being honest, like most of it is pushed onto other female characters while he gets the "he was struggling," excuse. And while he was struggling, there's definitely validity to that, he also should not have his actions (eg. playing with Kate's feelings, putting her and Edwina in a difficult situation, etc) excused because of that.
#anthony bridgerton#kate sharma#edwina sharma#and this is coming from someone who does ship kathony but it gets on my nerves how some in the fandom will ignore what he put kate through#like there's always that skip to the hea (after villainizng edwina & mary) but never taking into account how ant put kate's honor at risk#played with her feelings (nearly kissed her!) only to then propose to edwina (after brushing past her) right in front of her#told kate that he would imagine cheating on edwina with her (who says that? even if you're in love with someone that's still kind of fucked)#kept making her seem like she was wrong in front of her family#nearly ruined her sister's reputation#like i could go on!#and while i will defend anthony when the moment calls for it i also will call his ass out#he held power in that situation due to being a man and handled it so carelessly & put two women's reputations and lives on the line#even if he has a trauma and has a family that isn't the most helpful at times he still should have done better#fics that actually address his past treatment toward kate *chef's kiss* >>>#spectacular give me 14 of them right now#(is this a signaling of something im cooking up?....maybe so)#anti anthony bridgerton#?
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I just watched 2x02 of daryl dixon and oh my god I am about to read so much fanfiction
#i need him in a way that is concerning to feminism#im gonna cry#HES SO BEAUTIFSNDBDIRN#AND SEXY AND FUNNYAND CUTE AND HANDSOME AND FUCNING JACKED#the kiss looked so fucking gentle#i need him#IT SHOULD'VE BEEN MEEEEEEEEEE#PLEASE NORMAN#DARYL JUST ONE CHANCE#ILL COOK ILL CLEAN#mine#edit#my edit#art#artists on tumblr#the walking dead#twd#daryl dixon#daryl twd#twd daryl#the walking dead daryl#daryl dixon smut#daryl dixon fanfiction#daryl#daryl x reader#daryl fanfiction#daryl dixon gifs#WHAT I WOULD DO#why cant a man be that gentle with me#thats all i want
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ifeel like im a common marci anon but all i do is ask about his freak life. all my f1 knowledge is brocedes porn. anyways. how does marci deal w the two broken wrists like he's such an awkward guy so would he be fussed over by medical staff. and the team. and the media. he can't wank if he has two broken wrists eihter oh no
common marci anon the honor is mine 🙏 thank you for your service 😁❣️ also brocedes porn is all the knowledge you need
team and medical staff he doesnt mind, thats good attention. media would be like boo tomato tomato and shit on him and be weird but when is media not at least a bit weird...
he tries not to be too much of a baby about the situation and does everything he can to get his hands back in order but. is also a baby about it lol. stages of grief circles of hell. maybe some friends will lend a hand
#curse of the green team your hands get fucked#he would try to find balance between “IM A MAN. i can handle myself” and “im everyones fraigle princess now”#havent cooked it yet but technically. i think its just his right hand that breaks. like mineee 😁#difference is i was four when it happened. and i fell on the stairs. not even down i fell on them#anyway this is padre bonding activities. to me#ask#marci#berta#this is the ocs tag#f1 oc#my art#notice the lock me up officier hands. freak
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Ace Attorney crossover where, in very typical Phoenix Wright fashion, he's neglected to find out WHO IN HELL his newest client is until he's sitting right across from him at the detention center's visitation room, and he's forced to confront the fact that he's going to bat for a murderous clown who IS innocent this time around
Aka: Ace Attorney crossover, but ClownPierce is his client--
#yea so im cooking chat#can you SEE the vision#phoenix panicking bc clowns assassin status is a secret told with OPEN doors — everyone knows it but nobody can prove it#clown being the most respectful client phoenix has ever had and somehow STILL the most deranged#something something clownzy at some point bc these bad bitches cant be kept appart from each other#uhhhhhh the real killer isssss oh man idk. fuckin. uh#what would be the funniest option???#reddoons? ashswag?? minutetech maybe??? idk man I've not watched lifesteal enough to know the dynamics#in my head the real killer is branzy who gets away with it and only did it bc he was trying to court clown with that#(bc OFC he would)#and takes them all out on a dinner as an apology#maya is all in for whatever the fuck is this weird shit going on#she's having the time of her life#maya is like. using clown as a climbing gym and speaking to him and doing her weird medium tricks with him#he's probably teaching her how to use a knife and how to disarm a man thrice her size in 20 different ways#the only reason phoenie isn't stopping him is bc he's still kinda traumatized from the whole matt engarde debacle#i think the only infinitely funnier option to this is if BRANZY is the defendant#mostly bc clown bursting into the court waiting room to chastise branzy and make sure hes okay and be menacingly standing in a corner is-#-my personal peak comedy honestly#also just bc phoenix would get constant peeks at the bloodthirsty creature living in his veins...#also is it peek? peak? peek right???#fuck english#just.#imagine it#phoenix being mildly terrified of what everyone considers is a wet poodle lost in ikea#anyway#demon rambles™#ace attorney#ace attorney phoenix wright#clownpierce
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ok. made the cookies
very big. very sweet. according to my mom it tastes like a fruitcake but a cookie
#the oven fucked up everything on the bottom tray. i thought it was getting undercooked#tried it. nope. that shit was crispy. it was OVERcooked#thats why u fanforce apparently...#i dont eat fruitcake so i wouldnt know. but it was too much sugar akndbnc#the photo on the post has milk. thats cos u need to wash it down#like its good but after one. hoo#would have been timely for like. xmas but oh well lol#also how big are their fucking trays that they fit 8 in one. im showing u the nice tray#the other ones??? the cookies bled into each other#but yea this baking shit is easy LMAO if u give me instructions. i can do it#i even made macarons by hand on first try#but cooking?????? dont even look at me man...#also the cookies look really light here wtf but irl its pretty much the same color#ALSO also i WEIGHED each cookie!!!!!! that is the size they are SUPPOSED to be#THATS RIGHT!!! YA BOY CAN BAKE
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Can you tell where the looped autism pipeline goes with me-
#mono-log#ive come to believe that the spamton NEO to Transformers pipeline is real and its a loop#I knew it was over as soon as i learnt about Starscream but... SWINDLE?#oh i was fucking COOKED.#They're all either kissing or killing each other to me....#or teaming up to scam people...#transformers#deltarune#spamton#starscream#swindle#swindle transformers#look man im just autistic
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I think I need to make a giant venn diagram between homestuck, hlvrai, svsss, and orv
#there's something cooking here#something about them all being rather meta#and being a very specific kind of online humor lol#all four a healthy mix of comedy and ''what the FUCK was that''#svsss 🤝 orv about webnovels#homestuck 🤝 hlvrai about video games#what else. svsss 🤝 homestuck gay people real#meanwhile orv and hlvrai aren't canonically gay but like. come on. come on.#svsss hlvrai and orv all involve a main character who's like ''im the only normal person here'' <- is the most insane man alive#i would also put homestuck in that category but tbh all things considered john is fairly normal compared to everyone else#incredible female characters in homestuck and orv's cast#which svsss and hlvrai are tragically lacking </3#the girls in svsss are great but they don't get enough plot relevance compared to the girls in homestuck and orv#these are all the comparisons i can think of for now........#but genuinely if you're a fan of one of these things i think you'd be a fan of the others
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if you took a bad enough hit while dao rock armour was active, could you have scars from blunt force trauma that spiderweb like cracks in stone
#i should be so fucking asleep right now but hear me out. minerva. landsmeet duel. loghain has shield bash. do you hear what im saying#i was thinking about magical scars for him actually#but that fucking armour. you have to cook him in it like a lobster in its shell#sometimes i think mages are overpowered for that fight realistically#and then i remember those close quarters and how fucking massive i think he is#he’s like a foot and a half taller than minerva. crikey#okay im saying fuck a lot but the crikey is a sign. need to sleep. need to sleep#but minerva literally cracked open during the landsmeet divorce#and only afterwards when nobody is watching letting her skin turn back from stone#holds it for so long that wynne can’t fix it clean#loghain SHOULD have a scar too for matchie matchies#its crushing prison she usually uses. crumpling that man like a tin can#that could fuck you up. less visible though. i’ll workshop#i dont think shed get enough of a grip to pull off something like#a handprint burn#maybe a slice across the cheek from a blade of ice#i’ll workshop. i’ll workshop. goodnight
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Watch out shark friends, I'm starting a pumpkin queen fanfic that isn't a oneshot.
More info: updates will be posted here and on the discord, but more on the discord, I am currently doing a summary, I plan to make it into chapters but we'll see how I feel about it when I finish the summary.
#pumpkin queen you WILL get the recognition you deserve#i fucking love the pumpkin queen why was there never anything about her HM??#im going to “do this yourself” SO FUCKING HARD WATCH ME FUCKING COOK#not to flex but i am top of my school when it comes to writing skills#shoot from the hip#sfth#sfth luke#sfthpost#luke manning#shootimpro#sfth sam#sam russel#pumpkin queen
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you say they can’t put telepaths in marvel rivals, yet we have some very credible leaks that jean grey and emma frost are gonna be in the game soon.
that being said, jean has telekinesis (and the phoenix force) and emma has her diamond form. telepathy is all charles has, lmfao. odds are pretty low for him, but maybe not zero if they give him telekinesis!
if yall have me say he got psionic blasts one more time i am going to scream HE HAS MORE THAN TELEPATHY . LIMITED BUT HE HAS IT <- he has gone against sentinels and disabled armies with it before HE CAN FIGHT I PROMISEEE
and technically they did give him telekinesis in krakoa (and very weak telekinesis sometimes before krakoa) so .... not my fave move but he does have that ...... and ig they give him a gun sometimes ........ last resort type shit but he has options ..
#snap chats#area man gets too passionate about charles xavier more at 12#also did i not say emma had her diamond form or did i delete that tag#omg no i deleted the tag fuck my life. please believe me i did say emma had her diamond form i didnt think anyoned care tho#but with charles. as i said before. he has more than telepathy ...#limited but .. it exists options exist ... he can also Arguably control machinery#i say Arguably cause im still figuring out how he controls machines he says he does with his mind#then he can Also read like ??? SOME kinda waves in sentinels ??? that was a thing im p sure#BUT YEAH NO LISTEN this is what im saying when i say he could be a support character and not a duelist#as if anyone was contemplating duelist charles ........#lol i love how i call 'vanguards' tanks and 'strategists' supports but i stick with duelist for damage. sorry duelist better#anyway let charles be support it'll never happen because this game hates me but i can dream#listen im just saying maybe charles can have a move that disables machinery or something#like punisher or iron man... maybe like a temporary lock on weapons... just one target#lmao wait im just thinking of sombras ult from ow arent i. yeah fuck it why not he can have a disable-all-skills ult idc vejRLKAERJE#sounds bout right for how sneaky he is sometimes .....#his left and right clicks could lit just be psionic blasts of varying strength and speed#doesnt even have to do physical damage ... mental damange .... what the difference right the brain sayin There Is Pain anyway..#maybe charles could have a sonar ability that lets him (maybe nearby allies too) see through walls for like. three seconds... 50M range....#like yk what i mean he can sense where people are thats my idea...#LIKE LET ME COOK MARVEL LET MEEE IN <- dont ill make him busted or horrible there is no in between
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ngl straight ppl really did go off with getting your partner's initial on your manicure. like who's trying to be my femboy boyfriend who does that with me. i'll pay for it and take you for boba and dinner and a movie afterwards.
#i'll bring weed too like whatever u want baby!!!#delete later#bro i've been writing romance lately for a person project and god. thinking romantic shit all day does shit to your brain.#like the fuck do you mean i want to pick my partner up and put them on a counter and kiss them while we cook??#WHAT DO YOU MEAN IM FANTASIZING ABOUT MAKING SOMEONES EYES SPARKLE BC I IUST TOOK THEM ON THE BEST DATE EVER AND NOW WE'RE JUST SITTINF#SILENTLY IN MY CAR AND LOOKING AT THE STARS#man i was dedicated to being single and potentially celibate for the rest of this year bc im fucking busy but man. writing romance.#like shit bro i just wanna spoil someoneeeee
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breaking bad passes the gay man’s version of the bechdel test because
1. it has two gay male characters (gale boetticher, gustavo fring)
2. who talk to each other (flashback of gale setting up the superlab)
3. about a man (heisenberg)
#shut the fuck up everybody I’m cooking#IM COOKING. JESSE. WE NEED TO COOK#finn.txt#breaking bad#brba#gale boetticher#gustavo fring#gus fring#also something about the sociological implication of the ‘opposite’ of two women talking about something other than a man being…#…two men talking ABOUT a man because men have the inverse societal assumption put on them. that them talking about things other than women..#..is expected. but talking about a man in that way is the actual unexpected topic for men#whatever it’s a shitpost who cares
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Whumpdev=alive?????????
Just askin :3
yes!
chained in my basement, malnourished and mistreated, but not forgotten, and still very much alive.
unfortunately, college has been kicking my ass lately, and will continue to do so until i finish my master's thesis. the good news is that this will continue for only about a month before i have more time to work on the project! the bad news is that i have only about a month to finish the entire paper. :' )
here's a little screenshot from a story sequence to prove that the project has not been completely neglected and forgotten!
#whumpdev#i have been cooking dont worry#just..... very very slowly......#this screenshot is from a bit where you'll be able to get up and walk around a bit#hence the highlighted selection outline around the computer#im trying to keep scope creep under control but it just keeps winning man!#it pins me down looks me directly in the eyes and tells me to “add this new cool thing or else... 🔪”#and then i gulp audibly and proceed to fuck up the entire code for the fifth time so that so it can accommodate the questionable new featur
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