#im being vague

[the-mocking-robin]

Unfortunately, no one's made a contract on him...

I'm still looking for... alternative means to shut his ass up.

[voididol]

ROSA LITERALLY ACCUSED BATTLER OF NOT BEING THE ACTUAL BATTLER and I was like Heh what the hell. WHERE AM I

[spiderbitesandvampirevenom]

i think "many queer people are purposefully deprived of regular IRL social interaction with other people, both queer and not, by our society" and "lots of queer discourse on the internet would be rendered irrelevant if the people engaging in it were regularly interacting with other queer people in real life rather than online" are two statements that can and shouls coexist

[69constellationsinatrenchcoat]

“I hope it ain't my heart, it cannot be my will”

[r0zeclawz]

i finally hit level 100 cooking in ffxiv and these recipes are getting a little silly

oh i need to make some vegetable soup let me just gather uhh

1 carrot from the moon

2 cloves of garlic from an alternate dimension

1 potato from the past

1 onion from the furthest point in the universe

1 head of broccoli from fucking HEAVEN

salt

and youre done 👍 enjoy the minor damage buffs

[captain-krow-drozdov]

Danny Is An Alternate Version Of Ra's Al Ghul And Flash Already Called Dibs On Adopting Him

Danny In All His Sleep Deprived Slightly Scuffed Up From A Fight Glory Is On His Way To Clockworks Tower To Hopefully Get A Nap And Maybe Some Homework Done When A Natural Portal Opens Up In Front Of Him And Proceeds To Unceremoniously Drop Him In The DC Verse Just Outside Of Central City Before Promptly Closing Leaving A Tired Danny Behind In A Run Down Abandoned Parking Lot.

It's Times Like This When Danny Regrets Putting Off Learning How To Make His Own Portals, Cause Now He Is Very Much Stuck For The Foreseeable Future And He Has No Idea Where Or When He Is. Luckily For Him However Central City Isn't Too Far Away, Unlucky For Him However Is That Once In The City He Realizes This Isn't His Dimension. He's Pretty Sure He'd Remember Something Called The Justice League.

So What Do You Do When Supernatural Bullshit Fails You? You Fall Back On Your Mad Scientist Roots And You Make A Portal Gun. So That's Exactly What Danny Plans To Do.

Unfortunately Staying Alive And Building Questionably Safe Portal Technology Requires Money And Supplies, So He Ends Up Wandering From City To City Doing Odd Jobs/Fixing Up Busted Tech For Cash Or Unwanted Electronics For His "Operation: Get Home" Needs. This Obviously Ends In A Few Superhero Encounter Shenanigans.

Though He Always Ends Up Back Near Central City, Both On The Off Chance The Natural Portal Will Open Up Again And Because Out Of All The Superheroes That Apparently Exist In This Universe The Speedsters Are His Favorite (Red Robin Is Solidly His Second Favorite Ever Since The Gotham Vigilante Gave Him A Large Coffee Filled With Enough Caffeine To Kill A Man).

Unbeknownst To Danny However Is That Every Hero/Vigilante He Has Encountered Has Come To At Least One Of The Following Conclusions; 1. Run Away Meta Who Is In Desperate Need Of A Good Meal/Adoption Bait. 2. Possibly Red Robin/Tim Drake Clone 3. A Good Kid But Could Possibly Be A Future Rouge If Left Unsupervised. 4. Did Bats Get A New Kid And Why Is He Here?

All Flash Knows Is That He Saw The Kid First And Therefore Has Dibs. Suck It Bruce.

Fast-forward A Few Months And Danny Gets Hurt During A Rogue Attack While Trying To Help Some Civilians Get To Safety (Old Hero Habits Die Hard (Ha Die Hard) And All That Jazz) And He Nopes Out Once Everyone Is Safe And When The Paramedics Are Busy With Other People Unaware He Left A Blood Sample Behind.

One DNA Test Brought To You By Paranoid Bat Concerns Of A Possible Red Robin Clone Later And They Find Out That Dannys DNA Matches One Ra's Al Ghul.

They Now Think Danny Is An Escaped Ra's Al Ghul Clone.

Memes For The Vibes:

[lucabyte]

you dream of devouring your friends whole

[xxplastic-cubexx]

apocalypse doodlings aka We Couldve Had Grey Hair Erik And Charles Is There Too I Guess

[anglerflsh]

Yk not to get into pride discourse but I do wonder why the bait is always "bi woman's cishet boyfriend at pride" and never "bi man's cishet girlfriend at pride". You'd think if the issue was with cishet people being at pride (which is an idiotic issue in the first place we all know this) then it wouldn't always be framed as a fault of bi women

[maareyas]

A heart for the treasure shelf

another one in this style because it's actually pretty fun to do (once you get past the tedious process of initial blocking)

[ping-ski]

HAPPY BIRTHDAY @crystalmagpie447 !! tosses fistful of confetti and skitters away

[amiibo-king]

it's interesting to me that even when attempting to combat invisibility, a lot of people fundamentally misunderstand what invisibility/erasure is, and in the process end up perpetuating a group's invisibility/erasure in the same sentence that they acknowledge it. they think invisibility and erasure are just "nobody knows they exist" but that's not really the case. sure it can be part of it, but invisibility and erasure are primarily not just the denial of a group's existence, but also the denial of their struggles. "x group does not face any oppression/discrimination and/or faces less oppression/discrimination than other group(s)" is, in itself, erasure that contributes to a group's invisibility.

it's also ironic in that when a group is consistently erased and invisible, it's often difficult or impossible to quantify the oppression and struggles that group faces. "x group doesnt face discrimination/as much discrimination as y group" is impossible to prove because for invisible/erased groups, there either aren't any statistics to prove that with, or the statistics are unreliable because of deliberate erasure and underreporting.

if you find yourself ever uttering any variation of the phrase "x group doesn't face as much discrimination as y group, but we have to acknowledge that they do face invisibility/erasure" you have ironically fallen into the exact mindset that leads to that group's invisibility, and are actively contributing to it.

[avicecaro]

i will literally defend to the death women talking about getting an "ick" about male partners. yeah it’s kind of a dumb term but it serves its purpose. it’s my view that what’s talked about as "getting the ick" is actually looking back, rather than being looked at, often for the first time in a relationship. when you’re not caught up in the performance and charm of your relationship, when you’re a little disengaged, when you’re just looking at the guy. and you start to think … am i attracted to him? have i ever been attracted to him? and so yeah sometimes it’ll be tiny innocuous things. i don’t care if watching her boyfriend order dessert in a restaurant or carry a water bottle or eat messily or cry is the sudden tipping point when she takes a step back, really looks at the guy, and goes "what am i doing? i don’t even like him" like good for her for realizing and getting out. listen to your gut.

[linkedin-offficial]

more random sky stuff

tofe (1st bird) belongs to @splatanastamprr , marami (3rd bird) belongs to @lotings

[uncharted-constellations]

They’re disgustingly codependant, theyre travelers, theyre investigators, they’re playing footsie at 50,000 feet.

Also a full mockup of the arm because im proud of it

[amygdalae]

Senshi's "I have to feed the youngsters" moment is so funny on first reading and fucking devastating on a second read through 🥲