#im a ghostbuster this year guys

[spaceyeehaw101]

HAPPY HALLOWEEN EVERYONE!!

When u delete ibis for storage so u go back to traditional art-

Anyway, hope everyone's having a pretty spoopy day and stay safe tonight, these are just some silly costume ideas I had for da boys rattling in my mind. All focused on 80's films cuz why not.

Egon: Semour Krelborn- LSOH

Ray: Godzilla- Return of Godzilla

Peter: Seth Brundle- The Fly '86

Winston: Terminator - The Terminator

BONUS:

[localcryptic]

for avi jones:

What’s something that makes them laugh every single time? Be specific! (note: you don't have to be specific)

What’s their instinct in a fight / flight / freeze / fawn situation?

If they committed one petty crime / misdemeanor, what would it be? Why?

Do they give tough love or gentle love most often? Which do they prefer to receive?

answer any you want to/any that apply :3

(sorry it took so long for me to get to this ! as a bonus i shall include a picture of them)

What’s something that makes them laugh every single time? Be specific!

avi jones is definitely a nervous laugher, so tbh i think the most likely thing to make them laugh Every single time is being put in awkward situation where they don't know what else to do. also, the more likely they are to be caught completely off-guard by a joke, the more likely they are to laugh at it- much more than if they were expecting it in any possible way

What’s their instinct in a fight / flight / freeze / fawn situation?

the boring but true answer is "it depends" - growing up, their immediate instinct was always Fawn, but that's a habit they've worked really hard to kill.

when attempting to confront a personal issue, they'll pretty much always default to Flight; they are Very good at running away from and ignoring the ugly truths they don't want to recognize.

however, when confronted with an Actual Life Threatening Emergency, such as An Actual Monster Is Attacking Them (monster of the week, my beloved ttrpg), all their usual anxiety and caution goes straight out the window and their default impulse is Fight. There is a danger, they are qualified to handle it, by god, they're gonna be Useful even if it kills them. they rush headfirst into danger and only panic later when they realize how stupid it was.

If they committed one petty crime / misdemeanor, what would it be? Why?

this is funny because nowadays at like, 26 years old, they're the most straitlaced put-together-acting nerd who never goes out and has only attended awkward office holiday parties, so most people would be surprised to hear about the very non-hypothetical drug possession charges they had back in college OOPS. if you asked them about it now they'd say something like haha well everyone got a little crazy in college but the real answer is they were like, having a devastating mental breakdown with zero actual coping mechanisms in place. its okay they got better (they don't think they need therapy but they desperately do)

Do they give tough love or gentle love most often? Which do they prefer to receive?

ooh this is interesting. i think gentle love. they're bad at expressing themself directly but a little gesture means a lot to them- when they care they'll remember your coffee order, finish up a task for you without telling you because they know you're stressed, make sure to have the kind of snacks you like in stock. they've gotten enough shit over time under the guise of "tough love" that they shy away and would rather offer the "i'm here if you need me" kind of love, and they'd probably want the same in return. sometimes they need someone who can be hard on them, but that person has to know the right time to not risk scaring them off, y'know?

[plaguethewaters]

two whole fics in one year??? someone call the ghostbusters im getting possessed

anyway here's my baby golden hour, the first of the time travel aus that manages to see the light of day <3

@productofaritual @ctubbolvr thought you guys would enjoy some pure cracky fluff to combat the wave of angst you've got going on

[sentryhex]

hey yall im cringe so i was thinking about my 8 year old countryhumans hyperfix i used to have so i made a CH sona/self insert

thing is he is literally not a country hes a group of interest from SCP 😭😭😭😭

uh say hi to UNGOC/GOC/Global Occult Coalition

he has no place in the CH universe due to lack of SCPs there but if they exist there then you know hes the guy whod destroy them

considering GOC' moto in SCP universe is that "the Global Occult Coalition stands ready to defend humanity against all foes. Whether it likes it or not." pretty much proves that hes a reckless inconsiderate destructive [towards anomalies] individual 😭 i dont think hes necessarily evil tho 😭 just against SCPs- also pretty goofy-

can you tell i based him on how people draw UN/NATO in one because i can. cause i know. cus thats kinda what happened

im yapping abt him as if he was an oc but no this is literally my self insert cuz id also be stupidly reckless and destructive towards anomalies 😭😭😭😭

i also described him as "if he was the sole ghostbuster of the entire CH universe but amplified by a hundred and going after more than just ghosts" on my art fight page

anyway im cringe but free and honestly its fun revisiting your old interests even if the community sucked and people hate it

im writing this at nearly 4am and i think you can tell by the amount yapping ive done

[frostytherobot]

Maybe plenty of white leftists might have expressed annoyance at identity politics, but wanting representation in media is not a political act or should be described as the problem. By anyone. Even people who say they dont like homophobia. Or championed women 10 years ago or whatever those tags said. (im sorry i cant read them while im writing this :)

Let me also say I fully agreed with their evidence with their Scientist man schtick, that Ghostbusters 2016 was manipulated by the studios to stoke controversy because the movie was unfunny. Because they were right, it was very unfunny. I saw it. So i believe its very true that creating an artificial controversy can get people to see a movie/show. Mike knows all about that fact, he reported about it with the Ghostbusters controversy, but yet still he flames on this acolyte controversy with this both-sidesism stuff. Saying that somehow identity-politics is equal part the problem. Between people who want diversity in their media and those who do not want it. i dont see how anyone doesn't see the inherent bigotry in that. Unless you see white straightness as the default. Especially when star wars has how many dozens and dozens of shows/movies? and only relatively recently has diversity crept into it. If you don't like the acolyte show, thats ok, dont watch it, watch something else. What's the problem?

Maybe you are right that they just are not using their words correctly. I might even buy that cause i love their content, and do not want to think of them like this, but that video felt tortured in trying to appease right wing bigotry by saying not wanting diversity is on equal footing as wanting it. does anyone actually believe that? Because it sounded like he was saying that by calling identity-politics the problem

trust me i'm also fucking sucking ducking tired (lol that is a great line) with trying to calmly explain that wanting diversity in media is only political if you see "white straightness" as the default.

thank you for listening.

peace and love.

Maybe it’s just not coming across to me in the way they worded things that they inherently think of whiteness/straightness/cisgenderness as the default. But then again, they’re white guys.

I do think that while Mike seems to act like he doesn’t care about what people think of him, he feels the need to tiptoe around his language or hide it behind (not great) jokes, because it is his channel and the way he and his friends can afford to live, all things considered. It’s a problem with trying not to alienate the kind of audience he’s accumulated over the years, and the comments section on that video does indicate the kind of vapid, idiotic audience they have. That’s another conversation totally, and one that needs to be had, but not really what I’m talking about right now.

I think I do understand what you’re saying though, showing both progressive and reactionary views on media being part of the problem is kinda shitty, BUT I don’t totally think they were trying to say people seeking representation are the problem. Moreso championing the products of a corporation that don’t write well-rounded and three dimensional characters, especially doubling down to fight with reactionaries is. When we have algorithms always feeding us things that are tailor-made to make us angry, it’s a problem that we’re feeding that machine. Again, I just think they’re really bad at what they’re trying to say, especially because Mike has a tendency to poke the bear with just about everything. Another problem considering that doesn’t come off well in serious conversation, but that’s just how he is.

I will say I don’t know their full views on everything, but because of the opinions they’ve shared in the past and the discussion they had with diverse representation in other shows and how much they like them, I don’t think they’re bigoted. Maybe just stupid. But perhaps that’s just me wanting to think the best of them, because I do understand where they’re coming from even if they’re not articulating it properly, and I do understand being angry with them because of that.

I really don’t want to seem like I’m arguing blindly for two people I don’t know, but I don’t want to outright claim they’re the same kind of people who are totally opposed to marginalized people existing in media. Peace and love to you too!

[carragayer]

introduction <3

"i was within and without, simultaneously enchanted and repelled by the inexhaustible variety of life."

⌗ dylan / nick ; he/him, xe/xem . ⌗ 18 years old ; taken . ⌗ transgender man ; bisexual and t4t . ⌗ audhd ; intj . ⌗ my ao3 ; my twitter . ⌗ hyperfixes / special interests ; the great gatsby, f. scott fitzgerald, macbeth, mitski, the bad guys, animaniacs, megamind, ace attorney, ghostbusters, spiderman, steve martin, dragon ball, fullmetal alchemist (i cant escape.), monk, TOBEY MAGUIRE!!!!!! ⌗ other random things i enjoy ; natsby!!!!!, mr. wolf, narumitsu/wrightworth!!!!!!!!, batman, tv girl, weezer, luca, frasier <333!!!, STOTTLEMONK!!!!, GOKU <33333333, leland stottlemeyer !!

⌗ byf ; i'm rather loud about my interests and loves and characters, and i will also promote my ao3. sometimes. maybe. perhaps! i will talk about louis . from time to time <3 ily lou you're the best bff a guy could ask for ⌗dni ; basic dni criteria . other than that im kind of fine with anyone as long as you arent . idk extremely young

[lesboygamzee]

ACT ONE - PART ONE

in reading homestuck again im going to try my best to analyse it to my fullest potential ; while i definitely like to enjoy homestuck Casually i think that doesnt necessarily mean i need to abandon fullblown analysis . i can acknowledge Hard Canon and The Implications in the same way i can acknowledge silly stuff + how im usually going to write characters . something something you have to know the rules to break them . thisll be half rambling half ( poor ) attempts at analysis and a bit of me going Hehe joke funny also i will use the characterses canon names and pronouns for simplicity + i feel its most suited . the exception is tavros because i have tried to not she/her tavros before and it was difficult and Painful i would never do that to her ... anyway .

[…] My intent was always to make the start date a very significant number in the story, recurring frequently. Consequently, I decided to make him thirteen years old, thus making the story about four thirteen-year-old kids. There are more references to this number than can be mentioned casually, some of which are serendipitous. Playing cards, which have a good deal of relevance later, are comprised of four suits of thirteen cards each, for instance.

(page 1 author commentary)

i wont point out every case of 413 occurring but i will point out cases i find particularly interesting or fun :o) the suit of cards thing isnt something i picked up on at first but thats interesting to know ! on page two john is incorrectly named ' zoosmell pooplord ' . zoosmell being a reference to an older comic ( series of comics ? ) of hussies . i read it to see if theres anything of value i can find in there ; even in the silliest and least plot driven media you can find some sort of significance to an authors later work . maybe an idea , a character archetype , or just the plot structure . zoosmells holds no value at all and is stupid though so

im not sure if i talk about it much but i do really like how each main characterses room is in homestuck . not only are they typically really good at getting across a characters basic interests but early on with the beta kids they really sold the whole ' webcomic pretending to be a game ( that is actually a game pretending to be a webcomic ) ' thing . the simplicity of it all , the items of interest scattered around in sometimes nonsensical places , even shit like how the walls are drawn just gives the impression of a guy who you can walk around and play as . and you can ! eventually .

Your name is JOHN. As was previously mentioned it is your BIRTHDAY. A number of CAKES are scattered about your room. You have a variety of INTERESTS. You have a passion for REALLY TERRIBLE MOVIES. You like to program computers but you are NOT VERY GOOD AT IT. You have a fondness for PARANORMAL LORE, and are an aspiring AMATEUR MAGICIAN. You also like to play GAMES sometimes. What will you do?

(page 4) time for analysing interests . while characterses interests definitely dont mean NOTHING in the greater scheme of things theyre probably not as important as most other shit . i find them fun to look into , though :o3

really terrible movies - i need to actually watch these , and i plan to ! im not much of a movie guy unfortunately . i dont think theyll be the end all be all of john analysis but i doubt theyll hold NO value . apparently theyre quite shit but i willing watch the big bang theory so i think ill be fine programming computers - john is the ' player character ' in a story that is currently quite programming-joke-heavy . the fact that hes kind of dogshit at it adds to this . guy doesnt know what hes doing yet and neither do you ! simple enough . paranormal lore - johns interest in ghosts is relatively significant but id consider it more ' iconic ' . the guy likes ghostbusters , his tshirt is a knockoff slimer , etc. i think all of the kids have one of these . it doesnt matter much in the greater scheme of things but i think its cool to see what interest a character is sort of built off of even if it gets overshadowed by other shit quickly ameteur magician - im a little lost on this one honestly . it can kind of go hand in hand with pranks i guess ? maybe theres something worth looking into with regards to characters and their relationship with magic . john seems to specifically focus on magic tricks which is opposed to roses interest in Real Fucking Magic . probably not though thats stupid

on page six is a rare appearence of the cursor . its a remnant from the homestuck beta where every panel was going to be a flash panel . it was ditched for good reason

its also one of the most blatant parts of the video game feel of early homestuck . thats a reader input interacting with a fictional world ! thats all there really is to say on it though i just thought it was neat

biggest plot twist in fucking history

You stow the SMOKE PELLETS on one of your CAPTCHALOGUE CARDS in your SYLLADEX.

(page 9)

i love sylladexes . johns is obviously based off a stack data structure . john rose and dave all have data structure inspsired moduses which i appreciate but i kind of like the silly ones that come into play later on too !!! like all of jades . unfortunate that they get dropped almost entirely eventually :o(

i should give characters that dont get one them . theyre pretty awesome i think

John: Examine Problem Sleuth Poster.

PROBLEM SLEUTH MENTION !!!!!!!!!!!

John: Read note on drawer. This note is rich with the aromas of FATHERLY AFTERSHAVES AND COLOGNES.

(page 12)

i made a seperate post awhile back on how dadbert is a sort of symbol of masculinity of fatherhood of manhood etc etc and more specifically how this interacts with reading jeggbert as transfem or otherwise Not A Dude . i still think that holds some decent value

In any case, you now feel like you have gathered enough things to get down to business and do some really important stuff. The next thing you do will probably be exceptionally meaningful. John: Squawk like an imbecile and shit on your desk.

(page 15)

snrk . anyway , since it reminded me : regarding analysis that strongly take timelines into consideration when i look at a lot of homestuck character analysis i see a lot of people try and make a point of ' oh the homestuck characters dont actually HAVE these specific character traits because in ANOTHER TIMELINE they did so and so ' and while i get that , timelines are interesting as a concept and its fun to think about , it doesnt exactly have a place in character analysis . homestuck is ultimately a story and the characters are less like people and moreso tools to tell that story . this is simple shit i am well aware i am not acting like what i am saying is revolutionary but it does lead to people losing the plot a little ( literally lol ) but like .. character a doing something instead of character b or character c sparing character d or whatever blah blah blah . did these all happen ? yeah sure probably . hell you can explore that in an au and ill probably go ' woah , cool ! ' because again its fun to think about . but it doesnt matter .. homestuck tells a story and while it focuses on multiple timelines . just because john took a shit on his desk in one timeline doesnt mean i need to be factoring in ' probably took a shit on his desk at least once ' to how i write him as a character . he would not fucking do that because he does not do that in homestuck . go and write your shit-on-desk-taker!john au but it has no place in canon analysis and you dont really need to think about it all that much

typheus is a wind god etc etc basic observation . i would really like to read more on the denizens and what gods theyre inspired by but the sources i find are really long and hard to parse .. ill have to look at other peopleses analysis if i want to understand anything i will be honest

on page 25 is the first pesterlog to appear in homestuck , between john and some loser nobody cares about . in a post i unfortunately dont have the link to , said loser is compared to a sort of tutorial character for early homestuck , similarly to johns status as the player character . obviously as homestuck goes on more characters become ' playable ' , as in you see the story through their perspective . but its a pretty neat observation for the early comic !

TG: but who cares about this lets stop talking about it TG: did you get the beta yet EB: no. EB: did you? TG: man i got two copies already [...] TG: why dont you go check your mail maybe its there now EB: alright.

(page 26)

^ classic tutorial conversation . go do your objective !!! your first quest !!!!

[...] The red flippy-lever thing means you have new mail. And that means the beta might be here!

(page 28)

FACT CHECK : this is false === SHITTY ASCII 'BANNER' THAT OF WE ARE DONE HERE ===

anyway it is day two of me working on twenty eight fucking pages and it just hit midnight which means i am going to play miitopia . this is likely going to be one of the shorter posts but i hope i get less rambly as i go on so i can read more than an average of fourteen pages a day jesus fucking christ . Anyway

[pesterloglog]

Jade Harley, John Egbert, Jaspersprite

Act 6, page 4729-4738

JADE: john i really think we are scraping the bottom of the barrel here

JOHN: no way! this game rules.

JOHN: i just never gave it much playing time before because...

JOHN: well, i guess i always had better things to do.

JADE: thats sort of my point!

JADE: where did you even get this?

JOHN: years ago i found it in a store on the bargain rack.

JOHN: it was only a dollar! isn't that awesome?

JADE: :|

JADE: i dont really think this is my kind of game....

JADE: but i will play it with you today because it is technically your birthday <3

JOHN: yesss. you won't be disappointed.

JADE: how many people did you get to play this??

JOHN: um, i don't know.

JOHN: i only showed it to a few people, but i guess hundreds are playing it now?

JOHN: nobody is very good at it though.

JOHN: i keep trying to tell the salamanders and chess guys not to cross the streams, but they keep crossing the streams!

JOHN: just between you and me, i think a lot of them aren't very bright.

JADE: why cant you cross the streams?

JOHN: jade, please.

JOHN: it is just something you can't do when you're a ghost buster, because it spells big trouble. everyone knows that.

JADE: :p

JOHN: you should hurry up and make a character already, so we can get started.

JADE: im working on it!

JADE: there are so many options

JADE: what kind of ghostbuster should i make?

JOHN: just any old ghost buster! as long as he looks awesome and like he means business.

JADE: hmmmm

JOHN: i will begin organizing our squad.

JADE: what do you have to do?

JOHN: well, first we need buy an old abandoned fire station to use as a headquarters.

JOHN: luckily half the city is composed of abandoned fire stations that are for sale...

JOHN: this game is actually really stupid in a lot of ways, now that i think about it.

JADE: noooooooooo!

JOHN: hey, shut up!

JOHN: i take it back, it's great in every way.

JADE: sure john

JADE: whatever you say

JOHN: ok, now i have to find us a mission.

JOHN: got to hire a sassy secretary...

JOHN: just have to peruse this extensive palette of sarcastic red headed ladies...

JOHN: ok, here is a good one.

JOHN: then we wait for a phone call. this can take anywhere from ten seconds to several hours.

JADE: are you serious?

JOHN: but that's fine!

JOHN: there's lots to do in the station to kill time.

JOHN: like talk to slimer, and...

JOHN: get slimed by slimer.

JOHN: ok, i guess that's pretty much all there is to do.

JADE: what about that fire pole there?

JADE: cant you go down the fire pole?

JOHN: the fire pole is strictly decorative.

JADE: .........

JOHN: are you almost finished making your character?

JADE: yeah i think im done!!!

JADE: im pretty happy with him

JOHN: jade.

JOHN: that is absolutely the shittiest ghost buster i have ever seen.

JADE: no way!

JOHN: yes.

JOHN: it is so yes way.

JADE: hes adorable, what are you even talking about?

JOHN: jade, i thought you were going to take this game seriously.

JOHN: that is not a serious ghost buster. no ghost could possibly fear that thing.

JADE: i dont want ghosts to be afraid of him

JADE: i want to make friends with some ghosts if at all possible

JOHN: it is not possible, ghosts are known to be cruel and mischievous.

JOHN: they will not want to befriend your fox man, they will only want to cover him in slime and then fly away.

JOHN: i really think you should consider redesigning him.

JADE: nope. im keeping him :p

JOHN: ok, well, if you want to turn our squad into a fucking joke, then that's your business.

JADE: shut up or ill give him a pink jumpsuit!

JOHN: argh!

JOHN: but seriously, those head swap options are for such noobs, i feel it's only fair to warn you.

JADE: i think i will manage to survive the embarrassment in front of a bunch of salamanders and crocodiles

JOHN: ok, fine.

JOHN: you get a pass, but only because you yourself are a furry.

JADE: thank you

JADE: *snicker*

JOHN: what?

JADE: nothing

JOHN: is someone messaging you through the game?

JADE: hehe

JOHN: who is it?

JADE: pffff!

JOHN: dammit, jade...

JADE: its davesprite, hes playing too

JOHN: oh.

JOHN: don't tell him any of our strategies. he is the enemy!

JADE: we have strategies?

JOHN: um...

JOHN: ok, first, tell him we have strategies. then, don't tell him them.

JADE: hahahahahahaha

JOHN: oh god.

JOHN: what is it now?

JADE: did you know...

JADE: davesprite is a funny guy?

JOHN: meh, he's alright i guess.

JOHN: i give most of his jokes a passing grade. sometimes as high as a solid b+!

JADE: i just told him you said that

JOHN: that's fine, he and i keep no secrets.

JADE: davesprite says to tell you "youre basically welcome for being born 14 years ago and 1 year ago you ungrateful douche"

JOHN: oh, like him taking credit for my existence isn't so old by now!

JOHN: hey, jade...

JOHN: why do you still call him davesprite?

JADE: um

JADE: because he is davesprite?

JOHN: i just call him dave.

JOHN: isn't that easier? i mean, he IS dave after all... right?

JADE: well yeah

JADE: but hes kinda different from dave

JOHN: pshh, he is so not different.

JOHN: dude is just a magical orange dave with wings! and also says caw sometimes.

JADE: i know

JADE: but there are other differences...

JOHN: like what?

JADE: its hard to explain

JADE: just some slight differences in personality i guess

JOHN: he still raps sometimes.

JADE: yes...

JADE: so?

JOHN: i just thought i would mention that.

JADE: ok i will admit i cant really tell if his rapping style has changed

JOHN: trust me, it hasn't.

JADE: i dont know if the differences are because he is a sprite

JADE: or because he lived for a while in a different timeline...

JOHN: well, weren't you a sprite before?

JOHN: how different did you feel then?

JADE: i wasnt a sprite!

JADE: my dead dream self was a sprite

JADE: and then i kind of merged with her when i became a god tier

JOHN: oh, right.

JOHN: so...

JOHN: half of you was a sprite.

JADE: i guess?

JADE: its more like im still the me i always was, but inherited some of her memories

JADE: but they are pretty vague

JOHN: do you remember what it was like being jade sprite?

JADE: i remember being dead for a long time

JADE: and making friends...

JADE: mostly trolls

JOHN: oh really?

JOHN: which ones?

JADE: none that we know of now

JADE: that i can remember at least

JADE: they feel like such distant memories, like they were barely real

JOHN: hmm.

JOHN: i have to admit, i am a little disappointed in the dream bubble thing.

JOHN: by the way you were describing it, i really thought we would dream about them on this trip more often!

JADE: yeah me too

JADE: maybe its something about this place were traveling through?

JOHN: i dunno.

JADE: when was the last time you visited one in your sleep?

JOHN: man...

JOHN: that was weeks ago, i think.

JADE: yeah

JOHN: and then, when i do dream about them, it's just kind of weird.

JOHN: either i'm alone in my own memory, talking to figments of my imagination...

JOHN: or i dream about someone we know. like a troll we have talked to, and i get excited.

JOHN: but then it turns out they don't know who i am! it's like a version of them that died before they ever even knew us, and it's just kind of awkward.

JADE: yup

JOHN: and i still haven't seen dave or rose AT ALL.

JOHN: have you?

JADE: nope :(

JOHN: yeah.

JOHN: i'm starting to think it's not going to happen. i wonder if we're just not sleeping at the same times?

JADE: i dont think thats it

JADE: for one thing, considering where we are, i dont think theres such a thing as "the same time" for us

JOHN: heh. that's true.

JOHN: do you think the afterlife is just fucking with us, jade?

JADE: maybe...

JADE: but its probably more like the way it used to be with the clouds in skaia

JADE: they didnt always show you things, but when they did they were selective about what they would let you see

JADE: like they would make sure you saw whatever you needed to see to make sure things would go the right way

JADE: i always thought i knew so much, but in retrospect they gave me only a tiny glimpse of the big picture!

JOHN: that is so infuriating!

JADE: i guess!

JADE: it never felt that way when all i was doing was looking up at some clouds

JADE: i was happy to see whatever was there

JADE: but i guess its different in a situation like this

JADE: when you miss your friends, and you kind of wish the dream bubbles would play along

JOHN: yeah.

JOHN: oh well.

JOHN: i guess it's only two more years.

JOHN: what do you think they will be like by then?

JOHN: do you think karkat will have driven them all insane?

JADE: heheh, probably!

JOHN: or maybe they will all be better friends with each other than they are with us.

JADE: hmmm

JADE: well look at it this way

JADE: by the end of our trip, will YOU be better friends with a bunch of salamanders than you are with rose and dave?

JOHN: i don't know. there ARE some pretty charming salamanders on this ship.

JADE: that is true

JOHN: but you know what i mean. things have a way of changing.

JOHN: like, have you thought at all about what it's going to be like when you see dave again?

JOHN: i mean, after the way things are going with you and dave sprite?

JADE: umm

JADE: what do you mean the way things are going?

JOHN: jade, please.

JADE: what!

JOHN: *sigh*

JOHN: you are not fooling anyone with your coy shenanigans.

JADE: what has he been telling you??

JOHN: nothing!! do you really think he would talk about any of that with me?

JOHN: there are just some obvious conclusions a guy is going to make about stuff.

JADE: well...

JADE: i guess i dont know whats going on with that

JOHN: hm.

JADE: i really dont!!!

JOHN: alright, fair enough.

JADE: um

JADE: what

JADE: do you think he would think about that?

JOHN: huh?

JADE: the other dave

JADE: i mean

JADE: hypothetically

JOHN: ah HA! so you HAVE thought about it!

JADE: im only wondering because you brought it up!!!!!!

JOHN: yes. yes i did.

JADE: then what do you think?

JOHN: i have no idea. we would probably never find out one way or the other, regardless.

JADE: maybe

JADE: well

JADE: what about you john?

JOHN: what about me even?

JADE: remember how you told me how karkat kept sort of trying to set you up with rose?

JOHN: yes.

JADE: you told me this on more than one occasion if i recall!

JOHN: what is your point!

JADE: well, i have kind of wondered to myself if you kept bringing that up because on some level you wanted that to be true...

JOHN: oh man.

JOHN: jade, listen.

JOHN: at this point i could not give less of a rat's ass about romancey stuff!

JOHN: i would rather just play some games, and chill out for several years on this magical flying boat. is that too much to ask?

JADE: not at all! that is perfectly fine

JOHN: when i catch up with our buddies, i'm sure i will give rose a nice, FRIENDLY hug.

JADE: aww

JOHN: whereas i will offer dave a tender bro embrace, and shove karkat down a flight of friendship stairs.

JADE: heheheheh

JOHN: but that is IT.

JOHN: it's all very complicated and bothersome, jade.

JADE: what?

JOHN: you know. matters of the heart.

JADE: *snicker*

JOHN: ok, you may laugh at my choice of words, but it is true.

JOHN: it's really befuddling and distracting when you are on a major quest to make universes out of frogs. who even needs it?

JADE: i guess you have a point

JOHN: like...

JOHN: you remember that troll girl who was sort of into me?

JADE: mm hm

JOHN: well, ok.

JOHN: that seemed like a pretty big deal at the time!

JOHN: it really seemed like she liked me, but also, she was *probably* insane?

JOHN: like, i mean, in a trollish, murderous kind of way.

JADE: yikes

JOHN: but craziness notwithstanding, i didn't really know what to think.

JOHN: i guess i thought she was cool at the time. i was honestly kind of flummoxed about it.

JOHN: but the point is, when all was said and done, that was just some stuff that happened over one day, which was a whole year ago already.

JOHN: i barely even remember what we talked about. by the time we meet up, she probably won't give a shit about me at all.

JOHN: which, let's face it, is probably for the best.

JADE: .....

JOHN: i think we make things more meaningful in our head when they're happening than they really are. like realistically? there were probably a lot of things that went on that day that didn't mean that much.

JOHN: like remember how you said you thought karkat was getting this silly angry crush on you?

JADE: that was just my hunch

JOHN: yeah.

JOHN: i mean, do you really think after three years he is still going to have the rage hots for you?

JADE: i sincerely doubt it

JADE: at least

JADE: i hope not ._.

JOHN: i don't think even he is that crazy.

JOHN: anyway, my point is, who even cares about all that?

JOHN: romance and dating are dumb and boring. we are legendary heroes, and we have bigger fish to fry. like that smug fatass over there on the horizon.

JOHN: he sure looks pleased with himself. just look at him, he thinks he is the undisputed king of that mountain or something.

JADE: that is so outrageous

JOHN: follow me so we can seize the high ground against this hideous ocean dwelling marshmallow man, and steal all of his treasure.

JADE: after you!

JASPERSPRITE: Ahem.

JOHN: jaspers, holy shit, another cake?

JASPERSPRITE: :3

JOHN: but there are still all these others we haven't touched.

JOHN: nanna is really baking up a storm today.

JASPERSPRITE: Aheh-heh-heh-heh-heh-hem.

JASPERSPRITE: Meoooooow.

JADE: grrr...

JOHN: jaspers, whoa, what are you doing?

JASPERSPRITE: Meow meow-meow meow meow meeeooooow. ♫

JASPERSPRITE: Meow meow-meow meow MEOW MEEEEEEEOOOOOOOOOOW. ♫

JOHN: jaspers, no!!!

JOHN: it's fine if you want to sing me the birthday song, but for the love of god, don't MEOW it!!!!!

JOHN: you're going to rile her up!

JASPERSPRITE: Meow meow-MEOW meow meow JO-OHHHHHN. ♫

JADE: grrrrrrrrrrr

JOHN: no jade, come on, PLEASE settle down.

JADE: i cant help it!

JADE: grrrr...

JADE: dammit!

JADE: im really not mad at him, i swear!

JASPERSPRITE: MEOW MEOW-MEEEOOOW MEEOOWW MEOW MEEEEEEEEEEEOOOOOOOOOOOOW. ♫

JADE: WOOF!!!

JOHN: oh my god.

JADE: WOOF WOOF WOOF WOOF WOOF WOOF WOOF WOOF!

JASPERSPRITE: Hisssssssssssssssssssssssssssss!

JOHN: aaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaauuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuugh!

[willtoledoicedchai]

i'm iris (he/she, 20) and this is my music sideblog. main is @guppybycharlybliss i never use it though. i made this account because i exist to share love and joy and because my brain is a well oiled machine producing deranged things to say about songs&lyrics. favorite artists are. charly bliss sidney gish the mountain goats tyler the creator. underscores. a lot more but those are my top five guys right now. url is based off a joke i have with my friend about what will toledo would order at the coffee shop i work at. the iced chai would be a large and it would have oat milk and no flavor shots. here's ⬇️ a chart of my favorite albums ever in no particular order. hi :)

(open readmore for a list of shows i've seen ^_^)

computerwife, tv girl (08/whatever/2022): bad. i don't even like tv girl that much but it was the birthday of a friend who did so i got us tickets. the speakers and sound mixing were soooo shitty live and without the buffer of admittedly really pretty ethereal instrumentation the sad guy incel type misogyny of tv girl's lyrics is a LOT harder to ignore. also my friend passed out from dehydration so we had to leave early. that experience made me think i don't like live music but nah. i just don't like tv girl. computerwife was good though. shoutout computerwife

people planet, feeble little horse, sidney gish (12/30/2022): kicked so much ass. people planet was good not super my thing though. feeble little horse RULED best band name ever also. sidney gish was like indescribably amazing. my birthday is on new years eve so seeing her live was the last thing i did as an eighteen year old and im so glad it was. she has crazy stage presence and the crowd's energy was great and i ran into my childhood best friend there. all around awesome show. kumo 99, lustsickpuppy, cowgirl clue (03/11/2023): so so so so good. all the acts were amazing but i think lustsickpuppy was my favorite just cause of how insane and captivating their energy was. there was a part where they instructed the whole audience to bark for them and we all started woofing with UNRESTRAINED energy. my friend who i was with broke his glasses in the mosh pit but said it was worth it. three super talented artists and none of them disappointed. fuck yes.

raffaela, charly bliss (04/25/2023): raffaela ruled so extremely hard live and then me and my friend went home and looked them up on spotify and they were just kinda mid. i do have to respect the stage presence required to make mid songs sound straight up transcendent live. this isn't about them though. charly bliss was (guy with a charly bliss special interest voice) nothing short of incredible. i talked to eva hendricks briefly right before she went on and she was so nice and the music sounded so good and the venue was so cool and i was going so crazy. thank you charly bliss.

john-allison weiss, mal blum (07/13/2023): awesome. mal blum is an artist that meant a lot to me growing up and i was right up front like straight up making eye contact with them throughout the whole show and the venue was pretty small and it all just felt like really welcoming and warm and important. they're a great performer. john-allison weiss is also really great i keep meaning to check out their stuff more. the two have been friends for a while and kept exchanging jokes and anecdotes during the set it was really cute. when mal blum introduced a song as "this is about ocd" i cheered REALLY hard and i think i saw them look at me like ...?. sorry mal.

slothrust, the front bottoms (11/11/2023): charly bliss was supposed to be another opener but ended up not being able to make it. how sad. it's okay though because slothrust ripped. i had only heard like two songs by them before but now i'm thinking i need to check out more they were really excellent. the front bottoms were alright! they had good energy i think i just like them more on recordings than i do live. they did a little costume contest bit and the band played the ghostbusters theme which was cute. a good time all around.

peach fuzz, charly bliss (11/21/2023): UPCOMING >:D

[ram-de]

[read] white trash warlock

idk when I'll be continuing good omens and evelyn hardcastle im sorry christian apocalypse and murder time loop... I'll get back one day

ANYWAY

After reading extraordinaties, and then all of us villains (and demise) I think I'm growing fond of the fantasy as a genre. I've read several pjo books and I think Harry potter in my teenage years but my English comprehension wasnt as good as how I am right now (writing is a different thing) so I think I missed a lot of clues and all lol there's always stuff I get confused and read back. I wondered what the hell happens at some points. I've read more contemporary dramas the past few months. BUT... Damn fantasy opens up a lot of interesting scenarios... And... I crave for more👉👈 good thing there's a basically infinite supply of fantasy stories

What I know about this book? White trash warlock... Is well, it's an urban fantasy. Meaning, as far as I understand it, a lot of fantasy tropes are implemented in the more usual contemporary setting. Did I get that right? I dont know.

The premise is... Some peeps can see through The Sight, a different kind of dimension(?) that dwells and live in basically the same place. The main protagonists are this guy Adam and his brother. They were estranged until one day Adam's brother asks him for help.

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Alright. COOL LIZARD PEOPLE... I can't really image what the hell cue is. My English comprehension isn't as good as I thought💀 alright. So theres this stuff that a guy made out of like, magical peeps creatures remains to make some kind of magical items. Cues? And Adam is pursuing the guy making these things. He's also been thrown away by his family simply because he has an affinity with magical entities, albeit weak.

His brother Robert is a guy with a wife whose unable to have child for like three times. And she's... She's nursing a blob of magical creature... Uh... Why am I doing a summary... BACK TO THE PROGRAM...

Ouu I like myself some groveling plot, asking for help after you kicked your brother out is low. I expect some good asking for forgiveness... Lmao

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There's gonna be a lot of angst isn't there sghsgshsh like family drama

So people just powers up (Sight) randomly from genetics?? Witch > warlock > whatever Adam is. Living with someone that can predict the future must've sucks like dont spoil me old lady💀

Why does the story gave me the shivers im lowkey scared it's making me think of my own future shzgshhs fiction is supposed to be an escape stopppp

Oh bobby is an ass screw him I'd call him another slime but he's probably gonna have a redemption one way or another and I know it's gonna be good

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I didn't miss that Aunt Sue didn't promise him anything when he asked if she'll be there when he returns. This lady can see the future (tho idk if it extends to her own's) OH SHE'S GONNA BE DEAD...

The Liberty House is some kind of a conversion therapy esque kind of school? oh the mom and the bro is shitty fr SLIMES YOU ALL

Adam my skilled ghostbuster son🤲 (I've never watched ghostbuster) ((he's older than me))

I don't actually know if I can read through this estranged distant painful family drama (for Adam, screw his mom)

Ouu... That's a bit chilling. WORLD BUILDING... LORE... APOCALYPSE INCOMING...

Bob guy irritates me as he should. Excellent characterization! I want him eradicated!

Is this an insta-love trope um😭 not too fond of them but dhsgshjehd ill muster through...

Idk bob sending ur brother to something akin of a conversion therapy just because he had something akin of a mental illness (it's not mental illness it's magic though I'm sure with how it affected Adam that much it'd get him some) (even if it's mental illness, do you really send them off and never check up on them?...huh... Wait some people do that?😭)

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One thing that I thought in stories is, in this modern age of cameras and CCTV, there's no way strange occurrences can be kept hidden to the rest of the world. What do you mean reaper came in the form of human host that awoke when someone is gonna die? Wouldn't someone bat an eye for public death if a stranger suddenly grew and turned their pencil into a schyte... In the broad daylight? He'd be the killer, then! (technically not but also, that's how grim reaper reap souls?) but what if it's just an accepted normalcies... If so why is this guy Adam thought as if it's a hidden secrets only witches knows. This felt like a nitpick😭 im sure there's like an in-world answer idk why this one stucks lol

Also Adam is a witch that's good to know

OUUU time stopped for the mortal side. I see. I'm stupid.

Nitpicking is fun because I act like I'm a better writer than wrjtert who put love and sweat into their creation, in the product of their world building and lore. Im sorry😔 So the next nitpick is, does the non-mortal magic creatures speak English?

Oh their dead is a cheater AND a deadbeat I NEED HIM TO PERISH

Ok not a cheater (yet, idk)

Adam and Bobby seems OK-ish during their childhood who wanna bet it's something with their dad that made them estranged

Imagine waking up with a stranger memories damn Adam this is why you don't tether your life to another... ARE THEY BASICALLY SHARING A BRAIN NOW

That's some body horror right there like whatever you thought about the other guy knows too and nothing to hide or nothing to keep to yourself no personality whatsoever and also no individuality LIKE... Maybe it's good if they're like a good person but what if they're doing it to rob your bank account or steal whatever

So they're like fated mates now ok ig

Bob my even if you think sending your bro to a mental institute is "the best" thing to do, why haven't you reached out to him after, like all this time.

I like that Adam kept reminding Bob of how much he hated him, like yea deservedaushhshsushsh the elves are such cool creatures argent is a queen silver is a king and yes. What question? Uh, any. Yes.

This guy hasn't moved on from his ex😭 get over it smh

Bruh I though he's offering his own car lmaoo Adam you're such a menace and elves are car thiefs!!

Is this a meet-cute? I don't know if it's a meet-cute but I liked it. I'm eating. I'm thriving so much. Vics accepting magic just like that contrasting to how Adam's bro and mom denied it all his life😭 augshsh

WAIT THIS IS CUTE I'M SOLD.... WHO CARES IT ITS INSTA LOVE ITS INSTA CUTE and I love cute things except real people's. Real life kinda sucks. But this... This is soft and fluffy😭

Bobby's reluctance and Adam's attunement to magic reminds me of kids stories. I mean, like Peter Pan, maybe? I don't know, I haven't watched Peter Pan. Like this one kid movie about a kid that have monster friend in the forest. They're like a big monster doll. I forgot what the movie is called. Or like this one show where a kid (human, live action) can visit his animal friends (cartoon, animated). Or like Narnia. Um... What's my point. What I'm saying is that fantasy is just a temporary thing, and how kid grown out of them after they're an adult. Bobby wanted Adam to have a /normal/ live, despite magic and magical world present and real and exists. In a way, Adam is stuck on his affinity with magic (and partly that's because his family rejected it in the first place. When he's scared of it, they put him to therapist and give him drugs, diagnosing it of something he's not rather than listening, helping him in a way that would accepts him too.) and contrast that with Bobby who's just over all of it (partly because his father, deadbeat and abusive, also have an affinity to magic)

Vic is a cutie😭

Hm... Silver can't be Perak, can't he? W. DNDHSHS WTF. UM. UMMM.... WHAT IN THE TRANSLATION IS THIS. UM. Silver is literally Perak in Indonesian😭 like that's the word translation. UM.????

Ojh my god A LOT OF LORE DROPPED

Huh... Wait. That's weird. Silver is Argentum in Latin...😭 Okay, that's three. A pattern. What does this means. Does elves names themselves after a variation of the word 'Silver' in several languages. Is Silver and Argent the same person? WHAT IS HAPOENDJNG

So Perak is just a different guy and elves just named after Silvers ooooookay

Oh there is it is I have zero skills for implied clues haha😭

Bruh the King is mad stupid for locking the single practicioner left alive to fought the spirit😭 like my man that thing lolled elves and humans and there you have a guy willing to fight for it, and you locked him and your son because they had a thing in the past?

31----- AHHH soft soft and fluffy my heart is warm

I think I'll explode if Adam ended up with Silver, dont pursue the immortal/mortal angst PLEASEEE vic is good, no, GREAT even

Vicente... Dreamy

So all this time Bobby's doing is just an influence of a higher being? Aw that's strangely unfulfilling, now the groveling doesn't seem justified and I'm not excited for, if it'd happen, anymore. That's disappointing.

Surely Argent isn't going to be ded right..

This flashback is painful😭 I can sorta get why Bobby would send Adam to the house but really he's sending him for another years of hurt. Adam:( His dad is abusive. His mom is passive. And his brother no longer protects him.

Okay... So it's not necessarily a higher being puppeteering Bobby, sort of give him a way, leading him into it. That makes it better. Because what Bobby had done is still horrible.

AAH it ended. It's a HFN, definitely. And I'm... Why do I felt like I expected more of an ending? It doesn't really tie up a lot of loose knots. like his family problem (which is fair, since it's taken a lot of time.) I DID NOT SEE ANY GROVELLING, HMM? even the sorries felt lackluster like it's just unsaid and they just accepted it for what it is. Which is also fair, since they've been through a lot. but ALSO... the thing with Vic. Like... We don't even see him in the last chapter😭 and this guy Adam is going to go again to look for the warlock. UM. DO I READ THE SEQUELS...

Yes. Yea I will be. But I'll pace it out... I can do self-restraint (I can't)

[toastspirit]

it is my family's fault that i am not fluent in amharic or tigrinya but i. dont. fucking. care. if. i. can. talk. to. my. transphobic. ass. aunts and uncles. i hope they all choke and wonder why no one came to save them in their old age.

they think im stupid because i know english WAY better than them but dont know languages that no one taught me. hey guys. it's your own fault. and i can tell when you shittalk me in a language i cannot speak. i can hear when my mom misgenders me and my brother corrects her. i pretended not to be able to because it upsets me.

and they think asl is a fake language but IT ISN'T AND I DONT DESERVE TO BE MADE FUN OF FOR GENUINELY ENJOYING IT. YEAH I FORGET BASIC WORDS IN EVERY SINGLE LANGUAGE I KNOW. SIGNS ARE WORDS. I GOT AN A IN THAT CLASS AND I DESERVED IT. I WORKED MY ASS OFF FOR IT. I FORGET MY FAMILY'S NAMES. THEY. ALL. LOOK. THE. SAME. AND. SEVERAL. OF. THEM. HAVE. THE. SAME. EXACT. FUCKING. NAME.

my german poetry was genuinely good because, despite the fact that i could spell nothing correctly. i am WAY BETTER at writing poetry than a bunch of engineers who think it's fucking worthless. i practiced. i have been writing poetry since i was a depressed middle schooler who was forced out of therapy. i am twenty years old. i am good at writing.

my cousins should have stopped bullying me before my youngest one pointed out that i used to have life in my eyes in an old video.

i was being completely serious when i said she was right.

i. hate. being. around. these. selfish. homophobic. transphobic. racist. sexist. pieces. of. shit. it is not funny to be racist against other africans. it is not funny to bully your vegetarian cousin until she eats veal without knowing what it is. it is not funny that I HAD TO TELL HER. it is not funny to say random slurs.

they. are. fucking. evil. people.

i deserved to watch the barbie movie without having to tell my stupid ass cousins to SHUT THEIR GODDAMN MOUTHS THE WHOLE TIME. I WANTED TO KNOW WHAT WAS HAPPENING.

I DON'T FUCKING CARE IF THEY HAVE ADHD. SO DO I. AND YEAH. I TALK DURING MOVIES BECAUSE I HAVE DOGSHIT IMPULSE CONTROL. BUT. IT. AM. QUIET. IN. MOVIE. THEATERS. BECAUSE. I. WANT. TO. UNDER. STAND. WHAT. IS. BEING. SAID.

i knew what was happening in that stupid fucking ghostbusters movie even though i didn't have my glasses. i had never seen a ghostbusters movie. i didn't fucking care that there were woman in it. i could never see movie screens super well. i don't care about tiny details. i can watch a movie without my glasses and predict every event. i can genuinely walk around without them even though i can't see things that are inches from my face. i did not learn to navigate this evil fucking world with my eyes.

i am a man in german i am a man in amharic and tigrinya i am a dude and a guy and a person and a boy and whatever i fucking want in english because i can speak it very well. i am a man or a woman in asl because i forget which is which and idrc what my classmates think i am. i can fingerspell to them even if they try to make me talk :P i have freeee willlllll

[indianajcnes]

Harold Ramis behind the scenes of GHOSTBUSTERS (1984)

[ursaspecter]

Ecto-1 Corvette Sold Separately...

This idea popped into my head and I just couldn't let it go. This was loosely inspired by those gothic Barbie concepts by @1percentcharge. And also the fact that I'm STILL hyperfixated on Ghostbusters.

Yassified Slimer under the cut.

Tablet: XP Pen Artist 15.6 Pro Program: Clip Studio Paint Pro Reblogs > Likes! ^^

[getinmypantskbcw]

GHOSTBUSTERS 3

GHOSTBUSTERS 3

GHOSTBUSTERS 3!!!!!!

[smoshidiot]

PT 2!

ENJOYABLE

Feet for Hands The California Stereotype Experiment Boxman's Christmas Frankie Rogers is James Bond We Were Robbed Stop Copying Me!! Apple Vision Pro SUCKS If Guys Had Girl Problems He Was Trapped in a Room for 20 Years One Letter Off Superheroes Phone Nicknames Hurt Backwards Curse Words Chips Ghost How to be an Awesome Hacker Food Battle 2016 If People Acted Like They Do Online One Letter Off Video Games The Vlog Virus One Letter Off Movies Teleporting Fat Guy Another YouTube Apology Video Celebrities Are Insane Santa is Rea lTransformers Rap Three Wishes The Assassins Handshake Batman's Cool Internet Video Beef 'n Go A Merry Gangsta Christmas Smosh Snatchers Twilight: New Moon Deleted Scenes 1-3 Grammar Police I Heart Burgers The Famous Cheese Guy If Video Games Were Real If Scary Movies Were Real My Fanny Pack Inappropriate Sonic 2 Guys 1 Bathroom The Future Sucks That Damn Trash Pile That Damn Rap Music If Cartoons Were Real Cute Furry Kittens Biggest Zit Ever I Suck at Draw Something A Cult Brainwashed Me How To Be A Cop Mime Fail If the Internet Were Real If Movies Were Real 2 I'm a Pirate How to Dump Your Girlfriend Runbrella My Embarrassing Bathroom Secret The New Ghostbusters My Magical Tapeworm If TV Shows Were Real Gamer Gets Trolled Rejected Mario Games I Lost My Hair Pokemon In Real Life 4 If Video Games Were Real 2 iPhone 5 Parody Emo Hair is Dangerous PEN15 Club Worst Online Date Ever That Damn Movie My Bobblehead is Evil Drivers Ed Crap Rap My Stupid Dying Grandpa Zelda in Real Life Life Better-ers The Rarest Pokemon Card We Found a Dead Guy I Have Kirby Powers How to Survive a Burglary New Pokemon Crossovers Good vs Surprisingly Good Amazing New Workout We Need Friends Holy Crap! 2 Billion Views! Your Dumb Im Dumber Pimps of Prom Horny Cellmate (Smosh Libs) My Bathroom Disaster Pokemon In Real Life 5 Movie Reboots Suck How to be a YouTube Commenter A Real Ouija Board No Spoilers Taylor Swift Dumped Me Conjoined Challenge Sex Turban The Legend of Zelda Netflix Trailer Movie Translation Fails Montage Machine Every Instagram Ever The Mother's Day Rule The Internet In Real Life We're In Super Mario Bros 2 Apple Watch SUCKS Yelp for People We're In Super Mario Bros 3 Tom Cruise is my Roommate The Car that Runs on Grass Addicted to Pranking Hoverboard Commercial Parody Ghost Gets Haunted by Humans We Forced Ian's Mom to do an Escape Room We're in Super Mario Maker Every Superhero Ever Guy's Guide to Football World's Smallest House If You Get this Text You Die Adult Magic School Bus Breaking News: Brad is Missing Law and Order: ZCD Movies on Drugs 2 Am I a Bad Boyfriend? Every Roommate Ever One Letter Off TV Shows Social Media Divorce Court If People Were Cars The Fuckboy Song

MID - GOOD

New Year's Eve PSA Spiderman, Spiderman Three Guys in a Hotel Boxman Loses The Election Selling Out?! 5 Ways to Get a Girl Lizard Rabies Super Powers Halo Ruined My Life My New Hot Girlfriend Harry Potter Deleted Scenes 7 Uses of a $10,000 Check Charlie the Drunk Guinea Pig Ian Is Pregnant Anthony Gets Engaged Washington's First Video Blog Mighty Smoshin Power Rangers If Kids Shows Were Real How to Hide Your Wiener in Public My 3D Glasses Changed Everything China Stole Our Ideas If Holidays Were Real Rejected Videos Makeup for Men Hot Robot Does Our Chores When Justin Bieber Hit Puberty Teens in the Wild Charlie the Drunk Guinea Pig 3 Charlie the Drunk Guinea Pig 4 My Mail Order Bride Wii U Sports Dubstep Commercials Suck Life Hacking Attention Facebook Users Nipples on YouTube Hitchhiking 5,000,000 Subscribers How to Cheat on Your Girlfriend 15Hr Energy Drink A Smoshy Christmas That's Hot! Taken 4: The Prequel The Most Violent Game Ever My Friend's Hot Sister Magic Wipes Scribblenauts in Real Life I Have a Secret Son 22 Crazy Vines (That Don't Exist) Texting Gone Wrong Banned Airplane Safety Video Loki Interview Prank Smosh vs Zombies Flappy Bird Ruined My Life Name Rap or Die Backwards Challenge I Can Hear Your Thoughts Magic iPod We're Stuck in Slow Motion Autocorrect Fail Real Mario Lava Floor If Video Games Were Real 3 Emma Warson Surprise Prank The Adventure Time Adventure 19 More Crazy Vines (That Don't Exist) Real Watch Dogs Anime Voice Swap iPhone 6 Revealed The Rock Interview Prank If Bieber Wrote His Songs Top 10 Video Game Dances 9 Most Horrible Bosses Real Minecraft Vacation 6 Ways to Get a Girl If Movies Were Real 3 Disney Star Wars Worst Proposals Ever What Guys Are Really Thinking Japanese Titanic We're in Super Mario The End of Christmas Marvel's The Lie Detector Every Boyfriend Ever Every Oscars Ever Every Super Villain Ever Smosh Solves Climate Change Video Game Items In Real Life 2 If TV Shows Were Real 3 Every Horror Movie Ever Every Football Game Ever If Every Thief was a Getaway Driver

hey guys: i ranked every smosh video

yes, every. single. smosh video. (every main channel sketch from 2005-2017 + 2023)

here it is under the cut if for some damn reason you're curious

♡ ABSOLUTE FAVES ♡ Paranormal Easy Bake Oven Sleepwalking Disaster Mortal Kombat Theme Food Battle 2006 Food Battle 2023 The Legend of Zelda Rap Axe Murderer Battleship Teenage Mutant Ninja Turtles Theme Boxman's Girlfriend Pokemon Theme Ian's Birthday Anthony Gets a Haircut Pokemon Theme REVENGE That Damn Neighbor Assassins Creed 3 Song My Dead Friend Boxman 2.0 Boxman Smosh Short 1: Dolls Unitarded A Very Hairy Situation w/Billy Mays Anthony is Mexican Left Handed Magic Keyboard Food Battle 2007 That Damn Yard Sale Four Years Foreplay Pokemon In Real Life Stuck in a Toilet My Mom's AMAZING Video Sex Ed Rocks Going to the Mountains Stop Copying Me! Cursed Magic 8 Ball We Rule High School Dixon Cider Smosh the Movie Real Death Note Firetruck I Broke My Foot 1 Hour Special Ghostmates Food Battle 2008 The Ultimate Shoedown WTF! I'm Old! Food Battle 2010 Dolls: 10 Years Later The Real Party Song Kiss Currency PRETTY DAMN GOOD

Smash Rap Molester Moon Hand Bomb Sleeping Pill Disaster My Grandpa's Dirty Secret Food Battle 2011 Quest for the Scooter Smosh Found Dead Garrett's Blog How Not to Act on a First Date Longest Staring Contest Ever Extreme Sleepover Hardcore Max Real Voodoo Doll He's Driving Me Crazy First Person Shooters Suck Drink Your Own Piss Parents SuckWe're Stuck Together We Finally Released Our Banned Video Boxman for President Cat Soup I Caught Every Pokemon Ian is Dangerous Ian's First Girlfriend Ian Gets Lucky Manspider Happy Cow Food Battle 2012 Pizza Zombies Food Battle 2013 Evil Fortune Cookie Hardcore Max 2 Food Battle 2014 License Test Toy Airplane Food Battle X Finger Guns Google Glass SUCKS My Mutant Rash The NEW Smosh TV Show That Damn Shower EDITOR! Camp in a Van Sexual Sun Every Smosh Video Ever Addicted to Selfies Hide and Seek My Best Friend is a Robot How Google's Space Ship Failed Business Boy Emoji Curse Human Pokemon Battle Rejected Zelda Games We're Stuck in Fan Fiction

I LIKED THIS ONE

A Hairy Situation w/ Billy Mays Anthony's Death That Damn Prison Break Anthony's Resurrection Evil AI Tried to Kill Me We Summoned a Demon Help I Became an NPC Stranded Transformers Theme How Not to Make a First Impression The Best Car EVER Reunited? The HauntingMale Model Replacement Needed Easy Step April First Evil Chain Letter Power Rangers Theme Life as Ghosts Ep 1-4 Crybaby I'm Not Racist Pokemon In Real Life 2 The BEST Bottled Water Meeting My Identical Twin I Killed the Tooth Fairy Guys' Guide to Hugging Guys My Real Pet Pikachu Homeless Millionaire The Ditto - Movie Trailer Meat In Your Mouth I Love Lou Ferigno Anthony Poses for Playgirl?! Vader and Me Killer Teddy Bear That Damn Punishment Arm Wrestling TO THE DEATH If Superheroes Were Real Worst Twist Endings Ever I'm Naked Pokemon In Real Life 3 How to Cover Up a Murder The World's First Internet Tutorial Motion Games Suck I'm Possessed By a Demon Addicted to Honey Boo Boo Child My New Best Friend is a Robot My Weird Addiction Food Battle 2013 Assassins Creed 4 Song So Many Hickies Guns Suck My Morning Routine Guy's Guide to Being Manly Jurassic Pokemon Magic iPad 21 Things I'd Rather Do Than Smoke Netflix Rap Video Game Items In Real Life My Hot Online Girlfriend Murder Party

[steviesbicrisis]

Stranger Things S2 rewatch thoughts

I finally finished rewatching S2 and this is everything I've written down as I was watching lmao

KEITH USED TO WORK AT THE ARCADE?? Also the arcade is right next to family video so Keith just moved next door in season 3 lmao

Steve omg you’re so cute stop

FINALLY MAX IS HERE

Okay Billie is bad, yes? We all agree Billie is bad, right? But Dacre IS SO HOT I CANNOT HE TOOK A “PORCA TROIA” OUT OF ME LIKE IT WAS NOTHING

Honestly they’re so dope for dressing up as ghostbusters and going to school with matching outfits

Ugh Nancy and Steve are so terrible for each other

Steve’s face during the bullshit scene really broke my heart 🥺

People being annoyed at Joyce for being super protective of Will like what?? That boy was proclaimed dead, they had a funeral and he turned out to be in another dimension??? I dare you to not be at least a little paranoid

I’m getting the gayest vibes ever from this basketball + shower scene I’m not even joking, Harrington 100% felt what it is like to be a girl objectified in a nightclub

Billy calling Steve pretty boy is so fucked up like are you Eddie Munson? No so imma need you to back off ✋

Jfc no wonder Vecna chose max she’s a walking gold mine for therapists

One drive with Billy would be enough for me to become a target for Vecna I swear

A part of me will always blame Dustin for the cat’s death 🥲

Stranger things is so good I cannot fucking believe my eyes sometimes

First Nancy, now Hopper… can they like, stop going inside creepy ass portals all by themselves? FFS

OH MY GOD ERICA WAS SO SMALL HOW CUTE SINDFKJDF

Lucas telling Max “if I tell you the truth, you could be arrested or killed. Do you accept the risk?” Hits different now

FINALLY THE DUSTIN/STEVE DUO IS BORN

I was today years old when I realized Nancy broke up with Steve in S1 for a month but then she got back with him because she got tired of waiting for Jonathan

Dustin’s proud smile when Steve told him “good call dude” I CANT IM WEEK IM CRYING ON THE FLOOR

I will never get over Dustin’s pure adoration for Steve in this season

JUSTICE FOR BOB

BOB NEWBY THE SUPERHERO 😭😭😭

Everyone: it’s like the mind flyer! Steve&Max: don’t speak nerd in my presence pls

I’m sorry but Mike holding that small trophy as a weapon LOL

I CANNOT BELIEVE THE KIDS WERE AT THE WINDOW WHEN BILLY CAME ARE STUPID

I cannot believe they wanted to leave a beaten-up and concussed Steve behind, are you crazy???

I totally forgot that Steve, in a span of a couple of hours, pushed his girlfriend to be with another guy, got beaten up defending kids he barely knows and then went down - all beaten up and concussed - the upside down tunnels just for said kids?? ARE U EVEN REAL MAN?

Will turning to Mike when that girl asked him to dance 🥺

Nancy is so fucking right, those girls are so stupid turning Dustin down like fuck you who do you think you are????

Jopper at the end, I love my parents so much

Here my thoughts on S1!