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detectivehole · 7 months ago

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#mine #poll #this is not an rvb post it is actually a fortnite inspired post however i did choose to make it rvb coded as a treat #also for ppl who dont play shooters w/ cars shotgun is useful only if the driver is good otherwise its usless but you can use it to coast i #trios if you cant play you just have to randomly spray fire when gunner starts to show that you are participating #im not saying you should choose that one im saying you should just guess and i wanted to give you context #im a driver btw

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fairylando · 29 days ago

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imagine you are YUKI TSUNODA and you are constantly HARASSED for being violent (you're really not) and harsh with words (not more than the others) and you change THREE TEAMMATES in three years and they all get to be CONSIDERED for the RED BULL MISSING SEAT???? and you don't!!!! and you're stuck at the SUGAR FREE REDBULL TEAM for FOUR years and you get a year-end bonus of 22 EUROS... and all because the TALKING CORPSE hates you.

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fwoom · 6 days ago

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Lineart/Work in progress for my Charles and Max cards art nouveau style.

I should try to color it but i dont want to. Example in case i was painting it before redoing most of it and i literally dont understand color f me

#charles leclerc #cl16 #max verstappen #mv1 #mv33 #lestappen #f1 art #f1 fanart #lestappen fanart #wip #btw if you want me to draw like this any other driver im open to suggestions :)#coloring book tag

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kyonshi-8610 · 5 months ago

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more than one week i will be gone

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#kabru is using casual language here even though ik he uses polite language for toshiro in jp #its just that it sounds weird to me for a 22 yo to use ho/po for a 26 year old they're friends with 😭😭 feels losyang eh #dungeon meshi fanart #dungeon meshi #dunmeshi #toshiro nakamoto #kabru #namari #yes that thing on the last one is me yes i look like mithrun yes the scars do make it painful to move yes i am growing my hair out #kanal talk namari and kabru taglish truther btw . kanal talk is street talk for ppl who live near open sewers (me) iirc #lets be Real toshiro has to commute 6 hours everyday from his work to home i simply dont believe he owns a car. fuck cars forever #i just KNOW when its 8:50 pm on a saturday that man is BOLTING for the lrt-1 station train after 9 hours of work #namari is also a jeepney driver .im assigning every single commute vehicle to her get on the pedikab girl #to me kabru is that one guy who sat inside an empty jeepney and acted like he was a limo princess #i also have like 3 other drawings but i dont. what this post to get too long as it already is so i'll send those later...

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ellearts · 12 days ago

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This is totally not propaganda.

Look who would look great with cat features.

Catboy Esteban deeelivered!!!! I was convinced!! :3

#f1 art #esteban ocon #my art #>:3 i love drawing catboys #scream into my inbox to convince meeee btw :3 #im taking any driver catboy request

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oodlesodoodles · 1 year ago

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I couldnt finish. Got too sad.

#Disco elysium #So at first i didnt have an idea for an end panel that was kinda cheesey looking and so i was just going to leave it #But then i was like what even is this? Is it a declaration of despair? Is it some kind of masturbation? Is it fake doom tourism?#So i wasnt going to post it. It just felt cruel and inappropriate #But then i was like if even a fictional bombing serves a purpose at all its to radicalize the youth #Thats annette at the end btw. Besides the lorry drivers shes probably the only one not there at the time #Its a declaration of despair btw #Im so sad #Oh fuck i forgot to tag #Hanging #Death #Flashbacks

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convex-solos · 1 year ago

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god forbid women do anything

#shes talking about cub #obviously #convex #cubscar #cw suggestive #i guess #felili art #hermitshipping #im not tagging bdubs here hes the bus driver look at his face hes so done #blame jules again btw

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redbean-nom · 6 months ago

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din djarin, age 10: clone wars refugee child

boba fett, age 11: in federal prison for destroying an entire venator while trying to kill mace windu

#star wars #din djarin #boba fett #redbean talks #meanwhile jango; age 14: the actual mand'alor #very funny to realize that din and boba are almost the same age #when you look at the difference in what they were doing for most of the clone wars #din at age ten was a small frightened child hiding from super battle droids behind a space dumpster(?)#boba at age ten was jangos copilot/getaway driver for jedi-hunting missions (and also an equally small child)#then three years later was a full blown crime boss and involved in human trafficking #i really want to see more of the mundane conversations about raising grogu #like among the mandos there's #din (children of the watch hardcore mando): i must teach my small son to shoot #boba (literally-lifelong bounty hunter raised in child soldier central): do you want recommendations for good starting blasters #bo katan: i asked the armorer to make a custom set of knives too btw #the armorer (already made armor for small son): dont you think he needs a flametrhower for his birthday #and then the Associates #they've got ig11 (trigger happy assassin droid); fennec (experienced bounty hunter who fought cad bane at age early-20s?)#krrsantan (crazy gladiator probably-madclaw); koska (tackled boba as an introduction); axe (stabbed paz over a game of chess)#and then. there is Luke.#imagine everyone pondering over how to modify a disruptor rifle to fit very small arms #(because boba's absolutely going to spoil his small green nephew)#and luke just in the background like 'maybe we should. not? give the preschooler a deadly weapon? this is not safe?'#din: eh he's smart he'll be fine #luke; fearing for his life: it's not him im worried about-

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skitskatdacat63 · 9 months ago

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Roleswap anyone??

Tell me Fernando wouldn't make a fantastic general/emperor, and that Napoleon wouldn't make a fanastic driver/tp!!

#this might be the most mentally ill thing ive drawn yet....#lmao im like ah this would be a funny idea to draw #and then got WAAYYYYY more into drawing napoleon #to the point of cuteness aggression and sadness that him in f1 isnt real :(#cofi and i made up a whole lore and plot line so if you want a pt 2 of that hmu LMAO #but briefly: hes a driver(2 wdc btw) who got kicked out for smth and then came back as a tp again to torment his former rivals #gahhhhh why is he so cute why isnt he real :( i would stan him so hard you dont understand #with his cute little lesbian bob and introverted but brave and outspoken demeanor....#his mechanics and team in general are all tall men who love to pick him up #but god the plot is just so fun and compelling that it makes me sad that kinda driver doesnt exist irl #my greatest dream is for someone from the actual napoleon fandom to see this #bcs its weird enough for you guys so i cant even imagine what theyd think #BUT PLEASEEE #anyways. this is a very odd post. but im very proud of it :)#lmao this is just like one step closer to actually writing my proper manifesto about it #but yeah i posted that silly meme the other day and it got way more notes that i expected so maybe this will be appealing too?#girls who cannot draw normal fanart #<- like seriously i wont draw napoleon in his normal clothes and fernando vice versa but no prob with the reverse?? my brain...#f1 #formula 1 #fernando alonso #nandopoleon alonsoparte #napoleon bonaparte #napoleon #catie.art

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notahorseindisguise · 11 months ago

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btw if you are a driver it is your moral responsibility to drive faster than any teslas on the road. make them feel small and weak.

#this tesla was doing 80 in a 70 zone #so i overtook him doing 105..........#im genuinely the best driver i know btw

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harvestmoth · 7 months ago

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what do we think about pet store workers team xen

#for the pet thing i had a bit ago #neved doesnt work with them hes just a delivery driver for some of their supplies. he mostly helps out with his wifes orphanage #idk if clear kieran and eden are around too or not though im not thinking that hard about it #jenner used to work there too but he quit and works for something at home #hes like a stay at home dad now or something #cassandra is either part of corporate or shes just the evil mayor of gdc still and has no affiliation to them idk #she still has something going on with madelis no matter what though #eli and sharon work part time and ren is like the guy who gets them coffee or something. runs delivery too maybe #regina comes in sometimes too to flirt with nastasia when she can but thats like a side thing and completely unrelated #btw zepto is like a clay figure zetta made and is either alive or just a figure. you decide #sorry i was trying to think of something rejuv related to draw and ended up thinking a little too hard about the pet thing. my bad #pokemon rejuvenation #if you have no idea what im talking about with the pet thing its just rejuv but they have weird looking pets instead of pokemon #and i guess technically a modern au. whatever. melia still has the power of god and anime in her. dont worry about it #zetta isnt a clone though hes just a guy. idk where he comes from but hes jenners son and melias older brother #im not drawing madame x im sorry. but know she really does show up to her store wearing all that and never takes it off. + the uniform #oh and nastasia still just straight up has deoxys. dw about it

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lunar-years · 1 year ago

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we don't talk enough about how much of a romantic roy kent is like this man is a SAP!!!!

#i saw that rainbow gifset yesterday and now i can't stop thinking about him telling the cab driver he needs to date his wife #that and the ROSE PETAL bath and the all expenses paid lavish 6 wk trip to marbella and the tower of gift boxes and lets go get cocktails #and cooking dinners and those KISSES and him on his knees I......much to think about!!#i just know he adores his partner/s sooo much and cherishes them and showers love upon them whilst spoiling them deeply im obsessed w him #roy kent #ted lasso #celebration fic is hitting these notes btw bc im being super self indulgent

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fairylando · 2 months ago

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i really do admire how lando tries to not give a fuck (that 'whatever' really saddened me so much) but he actually does, and a lot.

guy doesn't even want anything absurd, he just wants the support of his team for the last fucking 4 races but no... let's just get humiliated for one point on international tv💀.

they're really stretching him thin — and i mean it in a emotional and mental wellbeing way. he is obviously inherently selfless and quite literally does not hold self-esteem, but in the last year we've seen him trying to be more sure of himself and trying to be selfish for once. the moment he does that though, he gets accused of being the spawn of satan. and then the team does everything in the world to make it harder for him.

so i really do admire him, because i literally would PERSONALLY leave the sport after this one season.

he's so much stronger than i am.

#im not saying he's not fit for the sport #but like his very dear friend carlos #it feels like he not only keeps his heart on his sleeve #but he also gives it away so freely in a sport full of rabid dogs that want some fresh meat #and he gets really hurt in the process #i relate to him so much bc of this #im not joking when i say his 'friendship' with max is nearing the end #and the team is not even mean they just don't get that when they have championships on the line YOU UNFORTUNATELY HAVE TO PLAY FAVORITES #we got lesser teams doing it from the getgo when they have no reason to💀#and suddenly mclaren doesn't know how?#is it really that hard??#landino #lando norris #brazil gp 2024 #rambling #it all started from hungary btw they really set the mood there and its been... foul #it's not even oscar's fault #he is a competitive teammate #he has every right to race #does lando really have anyone atp?#and yes yes i know they're rich billionaires they get paid for this #still doesn't mean they're insensible or immune to feeling betrayed or deceived or just sad bc they trusted someone #and he's a scorpio too so im SHOCKED about how he handles this #ALSO HE GIVES TOO MANY FUCKS #and he rightfully doesn't even give the blame to anyone but himself most of the times when i'd argue that it almost never is #your team is supposed to be your backbone in your first actual fight for the championship... and even after all the years of constant work #and points he brought #not even when finally the car is competitive they can actually do their job and support their driver that is the top contender?

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itshomobirb · 2 months ago

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if my parents keep talking to me im going to (remembers that suicide jokes are bad for mental health) go outside and dig a hole to narnia

#borbtalks #'borb u got a letter from vsp. why are you paying for vsp. i dont think u need it bc of xyz. oh you're getting mail from y insurance?#they're a good company. im also covered under them. are they cheaper than ur previous one? they must be. did u know medicare has a page #online where u can compare all the plans? well did you? ik you've been on medicare longer than me but idk if you knew :/#sooo do u have a valid drivers license? oh when did u get it renewed? when does it expire? we were looking at car insurance earlier...#oh btw when are they gonna reevaluate u for disability? do u know? when did they last reevaluate u? when do they reevaluate others?#ANYWAY. what if i brought over x's dog. the dog that stresses ur cats out so much that they puke everywhere and spend all day hiding :)#wdym it'll stress [cat] out. what if he. didn't get stressed? :)'#like SHUT UP SHUT UP SHUT UP #cant even walk into the bathroom without her trying to talk to me. can't make dinner w/o her trying to talk to me #and of course im the bad guy in telling her not to stress the cat out #just by saying 'vet says he's not supposed to get stressed out. he's at a higher risk for blockage if he does #which will KILL him.'#same woman who sat next to me while i was the phone w/ the phone company. petting the cat and whispering 'oh borb abuses u doesn't he?#maybe ill just steal you away one day. keep u away from borb. oh yes borb treats u oh so horribly.'#and my dad. sitting on the other side of me. said absolutely nothing.#i get it. im the family's designated fuck up!! the designated brat !!!! and no one gives a shit if my feelings get hurt !!!!!!!#i swear. my mother could smack me and everyone would rush to her side and comfort her stinging hand

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roe-and-memory · 1 year ago

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if adding facts about the real racer that a character in cars 3 is inspired by was a job i would be absolutely rolling in the dough

#cars 2006 #cars fandom #lightning mcqueen #pixar cars #cars 3 (2017)#doc hudson #writing the father and son ever is actually my favourite thing #them and their silly conversation about friends turning into doc being a leroy hater #i can imagine leroy was just annoying af and doc wasnt afraid to voice his opinion #also the reference here is leroy being based off of tim flock #who was the only driver in nascar history to ever have a co driver #and yes #it was a monkey #and yes its name was jocko flocko #and im not calling tim flock annoying btw im just adding a silly fact from his real life racing career to it #i think he and leroy are castly different #just thought it’d be silly to add #ive got that dawg in me (autism)

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ferraxi · 2 months ago

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can we like PLEASE not hate on any drivers rn? please just slightly criticize any mistakes some have made, and if you do PLEASE use an anti tag. in all seriousness this is probably one of the worst races to race in rn.

#f1 #formula one #yes im KIND OF referring to the lance beaching in formation lap #no driver deserves hate #only criticism #please dont take your criticism too far #with all kindness btw #not even an aston fan but give this guy a rest #give all of them a rest #ESPECIALLY the guys who have crashed out of the race

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